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Thursday, September 2, 2010

And the band played on....

Oh, the answer to the song lyics I included in my last post on CM was Rhythm Of Life, sung by Sammy Davis Jr. in the movie Sweet Charity.

Well now, just to be clear i've left it possible for people to post
comments anonymously here. It will be interesting to see if people who have
been stung by anything I have posted have anything to say. I've gotten a
few messages of the sort but nothing really funny.

Well, except for one. I got my first message from one of those financial
domination cunts. Maids4Mistress decided to message and take a couple of
lame shots at my profile. Just to give a little background on this cunt's
profile she requires that an Amazon gift card be given to her before she
will reply to any message sent to her.

Great, so after two or three messages she sends one that says, "You know
some on here think you're a woman." My reply to her was, "Are there any
that think YOU are?" and all she sent back was a message that contained a
single period.

It's started to make me wonder just how many of these financial dommes are
in reality men, hmm.


I've also gotten a few messages from people who list their own insights.
Hey, let your shit come out.. Post it as a comment here and let's have some
fun.

Here's one that makes you go, "Hmm".. In an email one guy tells me about
someone in Brasil. This person at the beginning of her profile states that
she will not post in Spanish because it is an English speaking site. That's
right neighborly of her wouldn't you say?

However the guy who emailed me pointed out that while there may be people
in Brasil who speak Spanish the language of that country is Portuguese....

D'OH!!

Here's a story i've seen quite a few times in some of the profiles of
submissive women. They meet Mr. Dream Dom and after all the email
exchanging, chatting on Yahoo and the phone, they finally get together in
person. It goes wonderfully until Mr. Dream Dom decides it's time to logon
to CollarMe to check his messages and do some browsing.

What, did you think he was kidding when he said that you'd be property? I
know he said all the right things to get you to his house but dammit he
knows there is better out there and he WILL find it. You just kneel there
like a good little subbie and reflect on how lucky you are to now be under
the wing of Mr. Dream Dom while he looks for more slaves for the poly house
he forgot to tell you he was starting.

On the flipside of that is a similar story, (Actually posted in someone's
journal, but I forget who.) but in this story she states she knew that she
did not have the body type the dom in question was seeking. In other she
already knew she was not what he was seeking and she went to him anyway.
There followed the tearful journal entry that told of him being on Collarme
while she was there.
But you already KNEW you weren't what he was looking for, what the fuck did you expect?

This is the dark tunnel mentality in action here. In a lot of horror movies
once it is known there is a crazed killer on the loose a few members of the
supporting cast get the idea that this would be a great time to go out
searching in that dark tunnel. Of course you know what happens to that
supporting cast, yes?
What's in a name? There is a 56 year old woman in Denmark that calls
herself a Milf and a Goddess. It's in her name. Now not to nitpick or
anything like that, but this woman just plain doesn't fit the bill in my
opinion. The picture she has shows some woman who looks as if she doesn't
have her choppers in her mouth and she looks just generally dumpy.

I don't know, I rather want my goddesses to look a little different than that, yanno?

5 comments:

  1. Are you Kidding?

    LezMilfGoddess is a true supermodel.

    One thing I like about lesbians is that they take
    such splendor for granted.

    Chubby C.

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  2. I'm thinking of starting a twitter satire. It might go like this -

    "0632 2 turds, 4" & 5" wt 239g & 346g"

    Not sure how long I could continue to be that vacuous, though....

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  3. "...all she sent back was a message that contained a single period."

    Huh? They sent a picture of 5 days worth of used tampons??

    Awww, come ON... you really thought nobody would make a "period joke"? :o)

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  4. Have a read Appreciateme2009

    Its mine and I can write with confidence that I will never find the Sub I was looking for on CM.....OR for that matter....globally...LOL

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