Over the last few months, (Since i've started, really) i've been getting a lot of messages from people who are giving me names of people who are fakes, Why? I don't know seeing as i'm not here calling out fakes or compiling some sort of black list.
There are people with sites such as catchafake2 or that collarmefakewatch "circle" that are acting is if they are doing the community some sort of great service by doing this. I've spoken of the site (which is now gone as a point of interest) collarmebusts not because I endorsed it, but because I thought it was funny as hell. It was funny to watch the name Nimbus as it kept coming back with a higher number at the end. I think it got as high as Nimbus12 or 13 before the guy gave up.
They like to put the blame on collarme because CM deletes (does not allow) blacklists. Now, do you folks know WHY blacklists are not allowed? Well imma tell ya why.. Ya see, when someone puts a name on a blacklist, just how easily would you imagine it would be to simply put someone's name on this list because they pissed you off? Wouldn't go naked on cam for you? Blacklist that bitch!!
In other words, there is too much room for abuse... Better to let a few guilty people skate than to convict an innocent person is the idea there.
Actually, I don't know why i'm posting this shit because I feel the people who read my blog on a regular basis are intelligent enough to be able to figure things out without referring to someone's blacklist. <--- shameless sucking up to the readers.
The bottom line is I think it's extremely funny to see how someone becomes compelled to warn everyone that those supermodel lesbians are really men. It's funny because the person with this blacklist is usually a supermodel lesbian.. hmmmm.
Ah, and this of course invites the question, "Why am I doing this blog?" I've been asked that question many times.
It's a good question and I have no problem answering it. I am in possession of a warped sense of humor, and I enjoy writing. I don't think i'm doing anyone some sort of great service when I make fun of what some clown puts on his profile, what I think i'm doing is being funny by commenting on that profile. I only name names when it suits my purpose to do so.
I do this because it's entertaining for me, and hopefully entertaining for you.
I'll even admit when I first started the UltimateDomme profile it's because I was unable to sleep one night and was sitting here at my computer bored, reading the profiles of some of the people who've sent me messages. One such profile spoke of "being domme most of the time but now has this burning desire to explore her "sub side""
Wellllllllll..... The idea took hold and all of a sudden i'm writing the profile of UD and the messages started flying in. It just sort of took on a life of its own and here we are. For a short time, I did feel somewhat of an obligation but I quickly got past that feeling... But I NEVER thought it would get this far.
Anyway, when you've been messaged by a supermodel lesbian, try this approach on them. Ask them how long they've known they were homosexual or ask them questions pretaining to gay marriage or gay rights.. I can't tell you how funny it is to hear back from them that "I'm not homosexual, i'm a lesbian."
Of course when I get that response I never fail to respond with, "Ummm, exactly what the fuck do you imagine a lesbian is?" Eh, most who've tried to interact with me have shown a decided lack of interest in the subject of gay marriage and other issues that are very important to the GLBT community.. They're on CM for that hot lesbian action, afterall.
In fact, most fake lesbians are homophobes anyway. Ah, it just scares them so much to get attention from another guy that they have to put "No men" in their profiles time, and time again... In huge letters, multiple times on their profile.
Heh, it actually makes me chuckle to see the profile of some caveman type who makes it a point to say the "lifestyle" isn't about sex..... But makes it clear and in all caps that they are STRAIGHT! So no men, dammit.. *growllllll!*
In the end, the fake lesbians are never going to fail to give themselves away in one way or another. The supermodel photos only make it easier... Sides now, they will call each other out in their profiles anyway... The fake lesbian game is cutthroat.
As for the scammers, there is only ONE thing that is required to avoid a scam. COMMON SENSE.
Come on now, what sort of stupidity does it take to get a message from some hot 22 year old slave in whatever country they're stuck in and actually believe if you send them the money to relocate they're really gonna show up at your doorstep?
I was chatting with someone and he told me that while he knew logically that something was a scam he was thinking with the little head.
My answer was, "Don't you think the scammers KNOW that?"
Heh, you don't see 50 year old BBWs in those profiles trying to trade their service to you for a ticket to America.. Nope, you see models. Of course the 50 year old BBWs are most likely the best slaves anyway, they just don't look like supermodels.
Seriously to those of you running those catch a fake and fake watch sites, you look fucking silly doing it and at the very most all you are accomplishing is to cause them to simply create another profile. The reality is Collarme is a free, anonymous site and there is next to nothing you can do to keep fakes and scammers off of the site. The best course is simply report the scammers you see.
I'm pretty sure most of you are aware i'm not a fan of the so called "old guard" or whatever. I really have no problem with the old guard, my problem are the people who claim to be that and have no idea of what they are saying.
This is a 22 female slave in Florida with 10 years experience and is trying out being a "pro sub" ..
Yeah, check out this journal entry.
"A lot of people have been asking (some not so nicely) how I have 10 years of experience when I'm only 22... the answer is that 10 years ago, I began training in the Old Guard bdsm lifestyle and spent the next 6 years in hard training by an older male person. Inappropriate? Very much so... but that's what happened. I don't enjoy talking about my early training much... but if we ever meet, you'll be able to clearly see I'm a trained OG slave. I'm having a lot of fun here in Xxxxxxxxx. I'm new in town and all the people I've been meeting have been so exciting! I can't wait to meet more of you!"
Is this on the level or just some moron trying to assign to themselves experience they simply cannot have?
To be fair to those who partake in the old guard, I think the above is a crock of shit... But the sort of crap people spew to make themselves appear more "real" very frequently invoke the phrase old guard... I don't as a rule reference someone's appearance but for someone who was "hard trained" during her formative years, this person is sure sloppy looking, she must not have been taught much self discipline during those 6 years of hard training... I'm just sayin'.
I'm not even going to wonder about what sort of human refuse would allow their 12 year old daughter to be "hard trained" by "an older male person."... Or rather, SENT said daughter into something like this.
Here's something interesting in the journals of a 47 female submissive in Florida.
"I am only seeking those Doms / Masters ( all just labels ) that are seeking "submissive women" only. Just my preference. Just my experience with those that seek both sub and switch women there's a hesitancy when they hold more power than expected. They retreat, they run to their comfort zone. ( Again, my experience only and mean no disrespect at all )"
I have no comment to make about this other than to say I found it interesting.
Yesterday, I actually went totally out of my way trying to convince someone the UltimateDomme profile is satire. (And failed, by the way.) This guy seemed to believe I was really working at McDonalds and good old Chuck the cocktail waitress was my boyfriend and we had this fantasy...
"UltimateDomme on 4/27/11 at 7:22 AM:
Good luck with that.. That's what my blog is all about, the bullcrap one finds here on Collarme.
(As a point of interest, what I was saying good luck about was that he's spent 2 1/2 years here on a fruitless search, being deluded with bullshit and what have you.)
Xxxxxxxxxxx on 4/27/11 at 7:25 AM:
I kind of get the sense your profile is that too.
I think your jsut a young girl who works McDonnals and has a friend Chuck the rest is made up.
Thanks however for your repeated feedback.
UltimateDomme on 4/27/11 at 7:35 AM:
No, my profile is pure satire... *wink*
Xxxxxxxxxxx on 4/27/11 at 7:38 AM:
Now should I beleive its "satire" or does the "wink" indicate maybe its real.
Nice Poker player since Chuck works at the Casio.
Find it intresiting chatting with you since its hard to tell the real for the fiction.
UltimateDomme on 4/27/11 at 7:40 AM:
Well, I can't help it if one reads it and doesn't see that it's satire.. It's really been pretty amazingly funny at just how many people think it's serious..
Xxxxxxxxxxx on 4/27/11 at 7:45 AM:
Lets put it this way most men do not like to read long drawn out wording. We like it short and to the point. You put enough sounding relaity to make it sound real yet crak me up with you working at McDonalds for being rich, and Chuck looking for boob pics and woking as a cocktail waitress. Other tips say its your picture but really not.
Anyway what are you truly seeking or are you just out for fun and your b/f is Chuck"
Errrrr, right.. Ummm, let's try something here...This is a 24 female dominant from Mississippi. Here's the first paragraph of her profile.
"6 months ago when I began my journey, I spent a rigorous three weeks of training under a European and an Asian Master. I thought I was a slave but I came to realize as I left their chateau that I am in reality a Mistress of the highest order. I may only be 24 but I can assure you my skills and knowledge is vast because I have like 8 years of experience."
Hmmm, looks like some of that fuzzy math we were bombarded with a few years back.. started out 6 months ago but has 8 years of experience? Eh, this one sure looks to be a lying bitch.. I'll bet this is some sort of a scam.
Mmmkay, let's read on...
"I am here now to look for suitable slaves and Masters/Mistresses to fill my BDSM house henceforth called the House of Heresyasign.
All will be under my rule because it's my trailer.. I mean mansion so I make the rules and I get to be the Grand Mistress."
Oops, it appears that while she wanted to present herself as living in a mansion she accidentally typed in trailer.. And this silly cunt is so stoopid she didn't even edit it out so that no one would see the mistake, she just corrected it in hopes no one would notice.
I think we can safely say this one is total bullshit, what do you all think?
I know, you're sitting there going, "fuck, she's ripping her own profile now.. is ANYONE safe from her eagle eyes and sharp wit?"
Good place to end this one.. it's shorter than usual but it's only been three days since I last posted..
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Monday, April 25, 2011
It's the day after Easter and the Easter bunny was delicious.
I have a brand new all time favorite profile and I simply must share it with you.
Ah okay then, here's a profile I read and went... "Brilliant!"
This is a 35 female dominant from Pennsylvania.
"In your email, tell me what I WON"T like; repeat tell me what I WILL NOT like about you. i.e. I am married, I'm 5'0", I don't have a job, etc. I'll find out eventually, right? There's no sense hiding it from me. Who knows, I may even be touched by your honesty."
Here's an innovative twist on the typical "don't you fuckin' lie to me" a lot of people put in their profiles. It's more like, "Tell ya what, instead of mucking about with all that getting to know each other nonsense, and me finding out you're a lying piece of shit later on, just gimme the dirt right up front and we'll see what happens."
I like it, I really do. In her journals, she goes on to say something about all the messages she gets along those lines, if so I say good for her!
Eh, of course you KNOW she's going to get her share of "Well, I have this bad habit that I need to be disciplined for" messages as well.
Think about it, how many of you have been lied to and the lie itself wasn't of real consequence other than the fact you WERE lied to? You know, something that if you'd have been told up front, wouldn't have made a difference?
Here's one i've had on my favorites list for a while, and to this point haven't pulled the proverbial trigger but I tell you all this profile never gets any less funny each time I read it.
This is a 98 dominant from "several states" and Nevada.
Err yeah that's right.. he's put 98 on his profile... AND gives a reason why he's done so...
"I am not 98 or 99 years old, as the profile indicates; but I put that in to drive away those who want a purported “master” in his 20s. I am NOT about “play” or “roles” (and you dare not ask me about those who think they can “switch” or who “started as a submissive and became a dom.” This is about LIFE not about games. Please understand that if you contact me."
Ummm, correct me if i'm wrong here.. but wouldn't doing something such as putting your real age in your profile accomplish the same thing? If someone is looking for a 20's dom and you're like 50 or so putting that age on your profile does the trick i'd think.. Eh.
Anyway, this cat has done it all! He's a world traveler and a professional gambler and has co-owned several dungeons but rarely (if ever) scenes in public. (Cause he's like into the LIFESTYLE, not a game, yanno?) He owns, manages, operates, buys, sells, and develops casinos all over the world. Of course this high profile lifestyle is the reason his head is chopped off in the grainy photo in the profile.
Now I feel almost duty bound to point out that someone who actually "owns" a casino would be a multi-millionaire since that's rather what they cost. I can assure you the lifestyle of someone such as a casino owner doers not include time for collarme, and the propects for someone to be his slave are WAY more plentiful than posting an anonymous ad on the internet.. But i'll refrain from doing so. *Sweet smile*
Now wait, i'm not saying you HAVE to have a lot of money to find a submissive, but come on.
"I am Euro-classical style master, trainer, mentor...which is VASTLY different from online silliness, ANY kind of roles or "playing" anything or even traditional BDSM"
This guy even goes on to compare himself to a 1940's type gangster. But umm, don't those folks who put all this stock in err "traditional BDSM" or "The old ways" point right TO the uh, "European style" as it were?
Yeah I get it, DeSade was French and Masoch was German... But from reading some of these profiles of these so called traditionalists, it's not much of a stretch for me to believe they are more inspired by Mengele.
Have you ever been at a bar or any place and someone threatened to shove some random object up someone's ass? *clicks tongue*
Yeah, it seems a football (soccer) team from Wales was in the middle of an end-of-season party and a player got a pool cue shoved right up the bum...Check it out...
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/909800/end-of-season-party-is-pain-in-the-backside?cc=5901
This is truly one of those times where nothing more need be said.. Err, RACK folks, RACK.. LOL.
Here's one i'm not sure if it's a put on or not, but it's from someone who joined the site on 3-21-11 and appears to be a profile maintained and/or monitored by the dom who is named in her profile. This is a 20 female submissive in Nevada and well, here's a couple of paragraphs of her latest journal entry.
I mentioned the date she joined because she has a lot of journal entries dated to the day after she joined.
"The last time I saw my owner he beat the fuck out of me, I was literally scared,crying and broken after wards, I didn't want him to touch me or be around me but he forced me to talk and explain how I felt. I didnt even try to move away at the end, I just kind of let my body go limp and started crying because I realized there was nothing I could do.
I was crying because I now realize how easy it is for him to hurt me, I knew that it was my actions that caused the punishments but it was more then I expected...I also cried because I had just undergone a surgery that I believe was my fault and I regret every single day."
Now this journal entry goes on to talk about how happy she is and that sort of thing, after which it turns sexual. I'm really only wondering if this is just some guy with a control fantasy and this person does not exist, or if this is on the level. Reading the profile of the dom she mentions makes me believe it's the former. (Or perhaps I should say hope, rather than believe...)
Woooot! I done made someone's blacklist of fakes again... Yay me! Sublisa007 has a blacklist on umm, her profile and your's truly was named along with several others. A little research has revealed this Sublisa007 person was also subbeth0019 that I mentioned here a couple of months ago..(Jan 17th, 2011 entry)
What sort of research you ask? Ah, nothing sinister I assure you.. It's just that that person when adding the names for his blacklist did so in link style. If you float your cursor over some of these links it's rather like doing the same with messages without opening them..
In one such link, this person's yahoo addy is included and that addy includes the word beth and the number 19.... Hmmmmmmmmm... *giggle*.. Err, and both are 19 and in texas.. YOU make the call!
This even gets better, this same person is also using the name rebeccaannL..(and messaged me) also 19 from texas...and the profile is yet another blacklist profile with the names in link style. Tsk tsk... Here, check out this little exchange.
"rebeccaannL on 4/24/11 at 5:38 PM:
hi my name is becki you are beautiful i am uncollared seekin g to be owned
UltimateDomme on 4/24/11 at 5:41 PM:
I thought it was lisa... or was it beth? is your yahoo addy still Xxxxxxxxxx?
rebeccaannL on 4/24/11 at 5:43 PM:
yes my full name is elizabeth my frinds call me either lisa, beth, becki"
Oh come on now!
Let's pile some more evidence on this heap before we send it to the jury.. Here's the first message I got from sublisa007
"sublisa007 on 4/17/11 at 5:52 AM:
hi my name is lisa i a seeking to be be owned"
In the words of the immortal Kelly Bundy... "The prostitution rests"
Ahhh yes, something has come to my attention via the browsing of profiles.. It seems that the bitch is in actuality doing anything she can to get your money.. Yep yep yep..
I was looking for the lulz and this profile of a 51 male slave from Florida appeared on my screen. It has a cute picture of a squirrel holding the bars on a cage as the profile picture.. The profile itself is largely a rant about those financial cunts.. He posted a journal entry on 1-18-11 with a compiled list of some of these financial cunts, and their scam..
Errrr.. And included in this list is....
"UltimateDomme: She will try anything to get your money."
Now i've been accused of a lot of shit but never this.. LOL.
But hey, this was posted 3 months ago.. How come none of you told me about this? *giggle*
I got a message from someone who spoke of what I said in my last entry re: suspending disbelief. He said that while he agreed if someone's profile seems too out there it's a good bet there's a reason for it, there are times when you probably have to suspend disbelief within the BDSM scene. He mentions in specific when you're with a professional dominatrix.
Yeah, I agree with that if you really want the illusion of actually serving someone. If not, the reality is the Pro Domme is working for you and you actually have called the shots in much the same way as if you've negotiated a scene at a BDSM club. So yeah, that's a good place to suspend disbelief.
I'm sure there are other places as well, such as in roleplays or when there's a contract involved... But definitely not when you're reading someone's profile.
Here's one that is kind of cute... A 21 female submissive in Minnesota.
"ok, so like incase anyone is wondering
my very first exposure to this world was watching jerry springer
on this show was a woman in these awesome boots like laced up to her knees and this girl who was on her knees licking those boots"
Ahhhhhhhh, and you thought Jerry Springer was like just for lowbrow entertainment?
And finally, here's a 33 dominant in the UK and along with the usual "I'm the real deal", and all that sort of stuff, we find this paragraph in the middle of his profile.
"After my slaves have proved themselves as true genuine masochists. After a long period at least one year or so. Then i may reward them with using them for a special honour of being a sacrifice at one of my private discret parties."
A sacrifice at one of his private discreet parties. The optimist in me wants to say that when he says sacrifice he means the guest bunny at a gangbanging or something like that... But there's this earlier on in his profile..
"Torture toys will be used by me or my friends at my very discreet premises. This is real and so i expect real slaves. You should expect once you give to me you will not have limits."
Hmm, so you're already gonna be getting passed around to his friends, can this cat really be talking about an actual sacrifice? Hmm.
Well, on the bright side I think we can be pretty sure this dude has never been with a real person in this capacity but i'm gonna keep this profile favorited.. just to see, eh?
Enough for now..
Ah okay then, here's a profile I read and went... "Brilliant!"
This is a 35 female dominant from Pennsylvania.
"In your email, tell me what I WON"T like; repeat tell me what I WILL NOT like about you. i.e. I am married, I'm 5'0", I don't have a job, etc. I'll find out eventually, right? There's no sense hiding it from me. Who knows, I may even be touched by your honesty."
Here's an innovative twist on the typical "don't you fuckin' lie to me" a lot of people put in their profiles. It's more like, "Tell ya what, instead of mucking about with all that getting to know each other nonsense, and me finding out you're a lying piece of shit later on, just gimme the dirt right up front and we'll see what happens."
I like it, I really do. In her journals, she goes on to say something about all the messages she gets along those lines, if so I say good for her!
Eh, of course you KNOW she's going to get her share of "Well, I have this bad habit that I need to be disciplined for" messages as well.
Think about it, how many of you have been lied to and the lie itself wasn't of real consequence other than the fact you WERE lied to? You know, something that if you'd have been told up front, wouldn't have made a difference?
Here's one i've had on my favorites list for a while, and to this point haven't pulled the proverbial trigger but I tell you all this profile never gets any less funny each time I read it.
This is a 98 dominant from "several states" and Nevada.
Err yeah that's right.. he's put 98 on his profile... AND gives a reason why he's done so...
"I am not 98 or 99 years old, as the profile indicates; but I put that in to drive away those who want a purported “master” in his 20s. I am NOT about “play” or “roles” (and you dare not ask me about those who think they can “switch” or who “started as a submissive and became a dom.” This is about LIFE not about games. Please understand that if you contact me."
Ummm, correct me if i'm wrong here.. but wouldn't doing something such as putting your real age in your profile accomplish the same thing? If someone is looking for a 20's dom and you're like 50 or so putting that age on your profile does the trick i'd think.. Eh.
Anyway, this cat has done it all! He's a world traveler and a professional gambler and has co-owned several dungeons but rarely (if ever) scenes in public. (Cause he's like into the LIFESTYLE, not a game, yanno?) He owns, manages, operates, buys, sells, and develops casinos all over the world. Of course this high profile lifestyle is the reason his head is chopped off in the grainy photo in the profile.
Now I feel almost duty bound to point out that someone who actually "owns" a casino would be a multi-millionaire since that's rather what they cost. I can assure you the lifestyle of someone such as a casino owner doers not include time for collarme, and the propects for someone to be his slave are WAY more plentiful than posting an anonymous ad on the internet.. But i'll refrain from doing so. *Sweet smile*
Now wait, i'm not saying you HAVE to have a lot of money to find a submissive, but come on.
"I am Euro-classical style master, trainer, mentor...which is VASTLY different from online silliness, ANY kind of roles or "playing" anything or even traditional BDSM"
This guy even goes on to compare himself to a 1940's type gangster. But umm, don't those folks who put all this stock in err "traditional BDSM" or "The old ways" point right TO the uh, "European style" as it were?
Yeah I get it, DeSade was French and Masoch was German... But from reading some of these profiles of these so called traditionalists, it's not much of a stretch for me to believe they are more inspired by Mengele.
Have you ever been at a bar or any place and someone threatened to shove some random object up someone's ass? *clicks tongue*
Yeah, it seems a football (soccer) team from Wales was in the middle of an end-of-season party and a player got a pool cue shoved right up the bum...Check it out...
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/909800/end-of-season-party-is-pain-in-the-backside?cc=5901
This is truly one of those times where nothing more need be said.. Err, RACK folks, RACK.. LOL.
Here's one i'm not sure if it's a put on or not, but it's from someone who joined the site on 3-21-11 and appears to be a profile maintained and/or monitored by the dom who is named in her profile. This is a 20 female submissive in Nevada and well, here's a couple of paragraphs of her latest journal entry.
I mentioned the date she joined because she has a lot of journal entries dated to the day after she joined.
"The last time I saw my owner he beat the fuck out of me, I was literally scared,crying and broken after wards, I didn't want him to touch me or be around me but he forced me to talk and explain how I felt. I didnt even try to move away at the end, I just kind of let my body go limp and started crying because I realized there was nothing I could do.
I was crying because I now realize how easy it is for him to hurt me, I knew that it was my actions that caused the punishments but it was more then I expected...I also cried because I had just undergone a surgery that I believe was my fault and I regret every single day."
Now this journal entry goes on to talk about how happy she is and that sort of thing, after which it turns sexual. I'm really only wondering if this is just some guy with a control fantasy and this person does not exist, or if this is on the level. Reading the profile of the dom she mentions makes me believe it's the former. (Or perhaps I should say hope, rather than believe...)
Woooot! I done made someone's blacklist of fakes again... Yay me! Sublisa007 has a blacklist on umm, her profile and your's truly was named along with several others. A little research has revealed this Sublisa007 person was also subbeth0019 that I mentioned here a couple of months ago..(Jan 17th, 2011 entry)
What sort of research you ask? Ah, nothing sinister I assure you.. It's just that that person when adding the names for his blacklist did so in link style. If you float your cursor over some of these links it's rather like doing the same with messages without opening them..
In one such link, this person's yahoo addy is included and that addy includes the word beth and the number 19.... Hmmmmmmmmm... *giggle*.. Err, and both are 19 and in texas.. YOU make the call!
This even gets better, this same person is also using the name rebeccaannL..(and messaged me) also 19 from texas...and the profile is yet another blacklist profile with the names in link style. Tsk tsk... Here, check out this little exchange.
"rebeccaannL on 4/24/11 at 5:38 PM:
hi my name is becki you are beautiful i am uncollared seekin g to be owned
UltimateDomme on 4/24/11 at 5:41 PM:
I thought it was lisa... or was it beth? is your yahoo addy still Xxxxxxxxxx?
rebeccaannL on 4/24/11 at 5:43 PM:
yes my full name is elizabeth my frinds call me either lisa, beth, becki"
Oh come on now!
Let's pile some more evidence on this heap before we send it to the jury.. Here's the first message I got from sublisa007
"sublisa007 on 4/17/11 at 5:52 AM:
hi my name is lisa i a seeking to be be owned"
In the words of the immortal Kelly Bundy... "The prostitution rests"
Ahhh yes, something has come to my attention via the browsing of profiles.. It seems that the bitch is in actuality doing anything she can to get your money.. Yep yep yep..
I was looking for the lulz and this profile of a 51 male slave from Florida appeared on my screen. It has a cute picture of a squirrel holding the bars on a cage as the profile picture.. The profile itself is largely a rant about those financial cunts.. He posted a journal entry on 1-18-11 with a compiled list of some of these financial cunts, and their scam..
Errrr.. And included in this list is....
"UltimateDomme: She will try anything to get your money."
Now i've been accused of a lot of shit but never this.. LOL.
But hey, this was posted 3 months ago.. How come none of you told me about this? *giggle*
I got a message from someone who spoke of what I said in my last entry re: suspending disbelief. He said that while he agreed if someone's profile seems too out there it's a good bet there's a reason for it, there are times when you probably have to suspend disbelief within the BDSM scene. He mentions in specific when you're with a professional dominatrix.
Yeah, I agree with that if you really want the illusion of actually serving someone. If not, the reality is the Pro Domme is working for you and you actually have called the shots in much the same way as if you've negotiated a scene at a BDSM club. So yeah, that's a good place to suspend disbelief.
I'm sure there are other places as well, such as in roleplays or when there's a contract involved... But definitely not when you're reading someone's profile.
Here's one that is kind of cute... A 21 female submissive in Minnesota.
"ok, so like incase anyone is wondering
my very first exposure to this world was watching jerry springer
on this show was a woman in these awesome boots like laced up to her knees and this girl who was on her knees licking those boots"
Ahhhhhhhh, and you thought Jerry Springer was like just for lowbrow entertainment?
And finally, here's a 33 dominant in the UK and along with the usual "I'm the real deal", and all that sort of stuff, we find this paragraph in the middle of his profile.
"After my slaves have proved themselves as true genuine masochists. After a long period at least one year or so. Then i may reward them with using them for a special honour of being a sacrifice at one of my private discret parties."
A sacrifice at one of his private discreet parties. The optimist in me wants to say that when he says sacrifice he means the guest bunny at a gangbanging or something like that... But there's this earlier on in his profile..
"Torture toys will be used by me or my friends at my very discreet premises. This is real and so i expect real slaves. You should expect once you give to me you will not have limits."
Hmm, so you're already gonna be getting passed around to his friends, can this cat really be talking about an actual sacrifice? Hmm.
Well, on the bright side I think we can be pretty sure this dude has never been with a real person in this capacity but i'm gonna keep this profile favorited.. just to see, eh?
Enough for now..
Sunday, April 10, 2011
4-10-11
I know, it's been a long time since i've posted and you've all been eagerly waiting for more.. Errrr you HAVE, right?
Um okay then, it's not that I was running out of shit to post really, but it's gotten to the point where i'm looking at the same profile but written in different ways. We've all seen that profile many times, it's the one that is so unrealistic the only people who could ever take it seriously should have "victim" tattooed on their forehead.
Such as, I favorited one profile that I was going to use here because it said something about how sexually driven his slave would be.. then went on to state that he'd remove their labia, hood, and clitoris to make them a better slave. Errr, yeah that'll go a long way toward keeping some girl sexually driven, huh? Nothing like a little desensitizing multilation to bring out that sex drive, eh?
Well, the guy starts messaging me and then followed a long exchange that ended with me being blocked *giggle* and me writing up what amounted to an entire blog post just on this one asshole. Not that it wasn't funny, it was in fact hilarious but I decided not to post it because really it was nothing new. I could post it now but he's since changed his profile to take out the funniest shit, but what's the point?. I'll just keep what I wrote... Just because, yanno?
So I start asking myself if i'm holding off posting something because it wasn't new.. Where the fuck do I go from here?
Eh, I have no fucking idea so we'll just muddle about and see what happens.. Translation: Who cares if the shit is new as long as it's funny.
Right then, here's something that really needs to be placed in the category of things that should not have to be said, ever..
This is from the profile of a 51 dominant in Ohio..
"The last decision you will make is when you decide to become my slave. Before you make that decision, you will know what it is that I will do to and with you including that I am not into subjecting my slave to death or serious injury."
You know on the surface it's probably comforting to know this guy isn't into subjecting his slave to death, wouldn't you say? But errr, is it just me but doesn't it just seem that if someone feels to need to state this up front this is likely someone you shouldn't want anywhere near you?
Actually in my opinion if you have to for any reason suspend disbelief when viewing someone's profile there should be red flags waving, lights flashing, sirens blaring and all sorts of other warning signs happening inside your head.
As for the above person, other than that one line his profile is basically the typical profile of that type. It has the usual castle realm shit in the journals and several pics from the net of women in various poses and what have you.. along with the sunglasses picture. I'm not saying this guy is a whack job or anything like that.. but that one line in his profile just makes me wonder..
I've very nearly put a disclaimer in my profile that says that it is a joke profile, very nearly.. Umm, until I remembered that the most fun I have with the UltimateDomme profile are with the people who read the profile and don't get it. It's really pretty sick that there have been as many people and there have who have had the intended humor go over their head.
Heh, and then there are the people who for whatever reason are offended by my profile..
Such as this 52 trans switch from *giggle* Mississippi who recently sent me the following message.
"I can not believe you are still playing this game..and it is just a stupid parody....get the hell off this web site if you are not serious...."
Oh but I AM serious about my humor. If the ratio of the positive vs. the negative messages i've gotten and continue to get weren't something along the order of 99-1 i'd probably say to myself, "gee, this shit ain't going over so well." And i'd disappear into the ash heap of history.
But since this isn't the case i'll simply continue on with with i'm doing, have fun doing it, and advise you that if you don't like the fucking thing, don't read it.. hide my profile so that I don't even show up when you're browsing for those "psydo-lesbian lovers" <-- His words... you're seeking.
Ah, now I want to say a few words about the MsStrict77/MistressGaby saga. Some of you will remember in January I put on my profile that they both belonged to me and anyone who wanted to use them need only send me a message. (As a point of interest I got a TON of requests.. Fuck!)
Lemme splain to ya how and why that happened. When I first started this profile I commented that I was considering telling those who read my profile and still asked to "join my house" to put that in their profile. I didn't do so because I naively said the stupid need to be protected, not exploited.
Ah, in the middle of September I had an exchange with MsStrict during which I called him an idiot and even posted on this blog about that exchange..
Right then, in January this MsStrict person messages me AGAIN flirting and what have you..I was in a feisty mood at that time so I took a different approach and within 5 messages MsStrict agreed to be mine. Now, upon further exploration it became revealed that even though he knew I am not the person in that picture, he wanted to belong to me BECAUSE of that picture.. Yep, nevermind all else, it was the picture.
I'm not kidding ya... Now, he's already in the middle of something with this MistressGaby person so I had to take them as a package deal. Yeah okay, so i've got two all of a sudden. It got funny right away when the requests started coming in... mostly from men. (Ah, these two were billed as lesbians,. heh) I was like, "Fuck yeah, have at em.."
Eh, I was also getting more than a few messages from people warning me they were not who they said they were which was pretty funny really.
Anyway, after about a week of me playing air traffic controller.. "Ah roger, you're cleared to use mistressgaby.. Follow the dom on final..." gaby decides she wants to send me a "proof picture". I told her not once, not twice, but three times I did not want said picture but she insisted...
The picture I got was a pathetic photoshop and this is when the funny part for me got started.. It turns out mistressgaby is in fact a crossdresser called MaidAlice and I will say Maidalice had a pretty nice body.... passable on that score, but not in the face.
Eh, this idiot went totally out of his way to get caught.. So I of course sent him packing.. Not for being fake, I already KNEW that.. But for being Stoooooooopit..
MsStrict followed shortly after, when I kicked her to the curb for not doing as she was told. Now, to specify, she was told that she was to do anything she was asked to do within her hard limits, by the people that were given permission to use her, yes yes? Right then, someone asked for a revealing pic and this was refused, so out the door she went.
We had one more conversation on Yahoo where I told her that I was aware she was a guy since September. Of course she denied it so I asked for a picture of her holding a local newspaper.
MsStrict hasn't logged on since then (1-31-11) and MistressGaby's profile either no longer exists or is hidden.. MaidAlice is also gone...
Oh, i'm pretty sure they're both still around with new names.. hehehe.. As a matter of fact gaby is now using the name Sexysecretary and actually messaged me. It took me two messages to recognize his distinctive typing style, but he of course denied it.... lol. I won't even mention that a tineye search on the pictures in his profile reveals that they are all over the internet. Shhhhhhhhhhh don't tell!
This is clearly a case of someone getting smacked REAL hard with the stoopid stick.
So, that's how and why it happened... Just me minding my own business and the lulz falling right into my lap.
This next profile, I had to read several times. At first glance I will say that something I could not quite put my finger on seemed .. errr off... Anyway, this is a 42/24 Dom/Domme couple in North Dakota and have a poly house.. Errr.. okay here's the first paragraph of this profile.. But this one also goes into the category of things that need not be said.
"I am the head of a polyamorous house. The dynamics of the house are as follows, Xxxxxx (my wife) is a Domme/Mistress, I am a Dom/Master. We have a sub (xxxx) and a slave (Xxxx, who by the way is transgendered). We have 2 wonderfull kids that come first before anyone one, who are vanilla but are used to us being poly."
Okay, so his wife is 24 and they have two kids.. I got that, no problem.. They come first before anyone, fantastic.. good attitude about the kids.. they are vanilla..
FREEZE!!!
Ummm, you really felt the need to mention in your profile that your kids are vanilla? Eh, if your wife is 24 the kids can't be much older than toddlers.. No, seriously why is this even mentioned?
Come on man!!
Okay, i'd really like to know the identity of the first person to put this in their CollarMe profile.. If for nothing else than to know who it is that really needs a swift kick in the posterior region.
"Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this"
I suspect this particular disclaimer was done in response to some study that was done by the University of Sydney... I've seen this mentioned in some of those disclaimers..
But ummm... Folks.. Errrr.. You do know Collarme is an anonymous site, yes? By anonymous I mean that when you sign on you are not required to give any information about yourself.In fact you don't even have to have an account on CM to browse profiles. Any information that you DO give is for profile purposes and is totally voluntary.. You don't have to tell the truth in this information.. (But we know that no one would actually lie about those things, right?)
That means any words in your profile/journal are also voluntary...
So tell me, how can there be a violation of your PRIVACY on a site where no expectation of said privacy is present or implied aside from the fact you don't have to tell anything about yourself?
To all of you who have this in their profile... Bitch, please!
I swear I think Geraldo Rivera is actively campaigning for a Darwin Award. Did you see that video of him with the Lybian rebels? Wellllllll... He's in this pickup truck with his cameraman and a few of the rebels and all of a sudden the shooting starts.
.
We see Geraldo getting out of the back of this truck.. and then he stoops down and starts to scoot away from the truck... still holding his microphone, yelling into it.. Gotta report the human drama, yes?
Yeah uh, a few seconds later we see that he scooted to about 20 or so feet away from the truck... OUT IN THE FUCKING OPEN!! Uhh, i'm no military mastermind or anything like that but when the shooting starts the place to be is on the other side of the fucking truck so that the person who wants to pop you a new asshole in the middle of your forehead has a bit of trouble doing so because of that hunk of steel you're hiding behind.
Shit, even the people with the guns to shoot back at them are taking refuge.. That tell you something?
Eh, enough for now.. I may not post all that often but as I said last time, i'm still around. watching...waiting...
Um okay then, it's not that I was running out of shit to post really, but it's gotten to the point where i'm looking at the same profile but written in different ways. We've all seen that profile many times, it's the one that is so unrealistic the only people who could ever take it seriously should have "victim" tattooed on their forehead.
Such as, I favorited one profile that I was going to use here because it said something about how sexually driven his slave would be.. then went on to state that he'd remove their labia, hood, and clitoris to make them a better slave. Errr, yeah that'll go a long way toward keeping some girl sexually driven, huh? Nothing like a little desensitizing multilation to bring out that sex drive, eh?
Well, the guy starts messaging me and then followed a long exchange that ended with me being blocked *giggle* and me writing up what amounted to an entire blog post just on this one asshole. Not that it wasn't funny, it was in fact hilarious but I decided not to post it because really it was nothing new. I could post it now but he's since changed his profile to take out the funniest shit, but what's the point?. I'll just keep what I wrote... Just because, yanno?
So I start asking myself if i'm holding off posting something because it wasn't new.. Where the fuck do I go from here?
Eh, I have no fucking idea so we'll just muddle about and see what happens.. Translation: Who cares if the shit is new as long as it's funny.
Right then, here's something that really needs to be placed in the category of things that should not have to be said, ever..
This is from the profile of a 51 dominant in Ohio..
"The last decision you will make is when you decide to become my slave. Before you make that decision, you will know what it is that I will do to and with you including that I am not into subjecting my slave to death or serious injury."
You know on the surface it's probably comforting to know this guy isn't into subjecting his slave to death, wouldn't you say? But errr, is it just me but doesn't it just seem that if someone feels to need to state this up front this is likely someone you shouldn't want anywhere near you?
Actually in my opinion if you have to for any reason suspend disbelief when viewing someone's profile there should be red flags waving, lights flashing, sirens blaring and all sorts of other warning signs happening inside your head.
As for the above person, other than that one line his profile is basically the typical profile of that type. It has the usual castle realm shit in the journals and several pics from the net of women in various poses and what have you.. along with the sunglasses picture. I'm not saying this guy is a whack job or anything like that.. but that one line in his profile just makes me wonder..
I've very nearly put a disclaimer in my profile that says that it is a joke profile, very nearly.. Umm, until I remembered that the most fun I have with the UltimateDomme profile are with the people who read the profile and don't get it. It's really pretty sick that there have been as many people and there have who have had the intended humor go over their head.
Heh, and then there are the people who for whatever reason are offended by my profile..
Such as this 52 trans switch from *giggle* Mississippi who recently sent me the following message.
"I can not believe you are still playing this game..and it is just a stupid parody....get the hell off this web site if you are not serious...."
Oh but I AM serious about my humor. If the ratio of the positive vs. the negative messages i've gotten and continue to get weren't something along the order of 99-1 i'd probably say to myself, "gee, this shit ain't going over so well." And i'd disappear into the ash heap of history.
But since this isn't the case i'll simply continue on with with i'm doing, have fun doing it, and advise you that if you don't like the fucking thing, don't read it.. hide my profile so that I don't even show up when you're browsing for those "psydo-lesbian lovers" <-- His words... you're seeking.
Ah, now I want to say a few words about the MsStrict77/MistressGaby saga. Some of you will remember in January I put on my profile that they both belonged to me and anyone who wanted to use them need only send me a message. (As a point of interest I got a TON of requests.. Fuck!)
Lemme splain to ya how and why that happened. When I first started this profile I commented that I was considering telling those who read my profile and still asked to "join my house" to put that in their profile. I didn't do so because I naively said the stupid need to be protected, not exploited.
Ah, in the middle of September I had an exchange with MsStrict during which I called him an idiot and even posted on this blog about that exchange..
Right then, in January this MsStrict person messages me AGAIN flirting and what have you..I was in a feisty mood at that time so I took a different approach and within 5 messages MsStrict agreed to be mine. Now, upon further exploration it became revealed that even though he knew I am not the person in that picture, he wanted to belong to me BECAUSE of that picture.. Yep, nevermind all else, it was the picture.
I'm not kidding ya... Now, he's already in the middle of something with this MistressGaby person so I had to take them as a package deal. Yeah okay, so i've got two all of a sudden. It got funny right away when the requests started coming in... mostly from men. (Ah, these two were billed as lesbians,. heh) I was like, "Fuck yeah, have at em.."
Eh, I was also getting more than a few messages from people warning me they were not who they said they were which was pretty funny really.
Anyway, after about a week of me playing air traffic controller.. "Ah roger, you're cleared to use mistressgaby.. Follow the dom on final..." gaby decides she wants to send me a "proof picture". I told her not once, not twice, but three times I did not want said picture but she insisted...
The picture I got was a pathetic photoshop and this is when the funny part for me got started.. It turns out mistressgaby is in fact a crossdresser called MaidAlice and I will say Maidalice had a pretty nice body.... passable on that score, but not in the face.
Eh, this idiot went totally out of his way to get caught.. So I of course sent him packing.. Not for being fake, I already KNEW that.. But for being Stoooooooopit..
MsStrict followed shortly after, when I kicked her to the curb for not doing as she was told. Now, to specify, she was told that she was to do anything she was asked to do within her hard limits, by the people that were given permission to use her, yes yes? Right then, someone asked for a revealing pic and this was refused, so out the door she went.
We had one more conversation on Yahoo where I told her that I was aware she was a guy since September. Of course she denied it so I asked for a picture of her holding a local newspaper.
MsStrict hasn't logged on since then (1-31-11) and MistressGaby's profile either no longer exists or is hidden.. MaidAlice is also gone...
Oh, i'm pretty sure they're both still around with new names.. hehehe.. As a matter of fact gaby is now using the name Sexysecretary and actually messaged me. It took me two messages to recognize his distinctive typing style, but he of course denied it.... lol. I won't even mention that a tineye search on the pictures in his profile reveals that they are all over the internet. Shhhhhhhhhhh don't tell!
This is clearly a case of someone getting smacked REAL hard with the stoopid stick.
So, that's how and why it happened... Just me minding my own business and the lulz falling right into my lap.
This next profile, I had to read several times. At first glance I will say that something I could not quite put my finger on seemed .. errr off... Anyway, this is a 42/24 Dom/Domme couple in North Dakota and have a poly house.. Errr.. okay here's the first paragraph of this profile.. But this one also goes into the category of things that need not be said.
"I am the head of a polyamorous house. The dynamics of the house are as follows, Xxxxxx (my wife) is a Domme/Mistress, I am a Dom/Master. We have a sub (xxxx) and a slave (Xxxx, who by the way is transgendered). We have 2 wonderfull kids that come first before anyone one, who are vanilla but are used to us being poly."
Okay, so his wife is 24 and they have two kids.. I got that, no problem.. They come first before anyone, fantastic.. good attitude about the kids.. they are vanilla..
FREEZE!!!
Ummm, you really felt the need to mention in your profile that your kids are vanilla? Eh, if your wife is 24 the kids can't be much older than toddlers.. No, seriously why is this even mentioned?
Come on man!!
Okay, i'd really like to know the identity of the first person to put this in their CollarMe profile.. If for nothing else than to know who it is that really needs a swift kick in the posterior region.
"Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this"
I suspect this particular disclaimer was done in response to some study that was done by the University of Sydney... I've seen this mentioned in some of those disclaimers..
But ummm... Folks.. Errrr.. You do know Collarme is an anonymous site, yes? By anonymous I mean that when you sign on you are not required to give any information about yourself.In fact you don't even have to have an account on CM to browse profiles. Any information that you DO give is for profile purposes and is totally voluntary.. You don't have to tell the truth in this information.. (But we know that no one would actually lie about those things, right?)
That means any words in your profile/journal are also voluntary...
So tell me, how can there be a violation of your PRIVACY on a site where no expectation of said privacy is present or implied aside from the fact you don't have to tell anything about yourself?
To all of you who have this in their profile... Bitch, please!
I swear I think Geraldo Rivera is actively campaigning for a Darwin Award. Did you see that video of him with the Lybian rebels? Wellllllll... He's in this pickup truck with his cameraman and a few of the rebels and all of a sudden the shooting starts.
.
We see Geraldo getting out of the back of this truck.. and then he stoops down and starts to scoot away from the truck... still holding his microphone, yelling into it.. Gotta report the human drama, yes?
Yeah uh, a few seconds later we see that he scooted to about 20 or so feet away from the truck... OUT IN THE FUCKING OPEN!! Uhh, i'm no military mastermind or anything like that but when the shooting starts the place to be is on the other side of the fucking truck so that the person who wants to pop you a new asshole in the middle of your forehead has a bit of trouble doing so because of that hunk of steel you're hiding behind.
Shit, even the people with the guns to shoot back at them are taking refuge.. That tell you something?
Eh, enough for now.. I may not post all that often but as I said last time, i'm still around. watching...waiting...
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