Even today, over two years since I started the UltimateDomme profile and this blog... It never fails to send me into hysterical fits of giggles when someone has taken my profile seriously.. Messages me to take issue with it.. And then blocks me..
This is a 41 male dominant in Texas and you KNOW this profile.. I really don't need to post any of it, but I will anyway.
"I don't believe women can truly be Dominant, and if you really insist on proving to me that women are more dominant than men, by all means, feel free to waste your time trying to argue your point. I will patiently listen to you, argue my points, and in the end, I'll be right."
Hey now, I told you that you know this profile. We've seen this asshole many, many times in our travels.. If you read the whole thing you'll see exactly what I mean. Anyhowwwwww.. here's the exchange.
"Xxxxxxxxxxxx on 11/21/12 at 12:01 PM:
3 weeks of training was rigorous? LOL... I apprenticed for two years as a submissive before I was even allowed to call myself a Dom, or pick up a toy to learn how to use. You haven't had any training my dear LOL
UltimateDomme on 11/21/12 at 1:02 PM:
Ooo yeah? Did you study under the great dragon master of all things BDSM? LOL.. Gomer, Here's ya sign.
Xxxxxxxxxxxx on 11/21/12 at 2:03 PM:
LMAO. Honey, don't try to play the intimidation game. It only works on newbies or idiots who have no idea what you're talking about. I've been in this lifestyle for over 20 years, longer than you were even contemplating it.
I've been involved in the local AND NATIONAL scene, and attend all of the national BDSM functions such as Thunder in The Mountains, SWLC, Chicago Pansexual, Washington DC's Black Rose event, NY, Texas, you name it. I actually helped organize Thunder, and lead security for the event for a few years before leaving the Denver area. So by all means, please feel free to elaborate. Who pray tell is this GREAT DUNGEON MASTER OF ALL THINGS BDSM? LOL Because if he truly is such, He would be the first to tell you that 3 weeks of training doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of all you have to learn in this lifestyle LOL
Nice try honey...
UltimateDomme on 11/21/12 at 3:02 PM:
You ummmm.. didn't actually READ my profile did you, gomer?
Yeah, you're soooooooo well known in the local AND NATIIONAL scene.. and did alllllllll this wonderful stuff... Yet you're trolling on the internet looking for your doormat.
LOL..
Xxxxxxxxxxxx on 11/21/12 at 3:05 PM:
ROTFLMAO on yea, you got me. You figured me out. How completely Domly of you LOL"
The message I tried to send back basically only asked again if he'd actually read my profile and of course I discovered I was blocked.
Right then, why would you imagine he blocked me after that exchange? If I had to guess, i'd say that after my 2nd message he went back and actually paid attention to what is written in my profile, figured out that it's satire and felt pretty stoopid afterwards...
His 2nd message to me is actually kind of instructional for those who are having a bit of trouble figuring out whom amongst the many that messages you, are on the level or not. His profile gives him away as being someone who only wants a doormat, but the message give us other insight..
What he does in this message is make it a point to tell me that he has over 20 years in the lifestyle. In this case, he's doing so because he feels it's going to make him seem more real to the one who challenged his words, and that he knows what he's talking about.
What he doesn't see is that posting that sort of message shows clearly how insecure he is. It would be a safe bet that all the nonsense he posted in the 2nd paragraph is bollocks. What possible reason could someone have to brag about these things to a stranger on the internet? None, he's posing where there is no need to do so.
If I were a submissive and got this message from someone claiming to be a dominant, I immediately would see this person as someone I have no desire to know. His experience is more than likely confined to chat rooms and that sort of thing, and that makes him a dangerous person to trust with your body in a real life situation. NOT that I have any problem with those whose only experience is the internet, my problem is with those people who claim experience they do not have, and end up hurting someone in the process. You don't think that happens a lot? It does.
Yep, people who go out of their way to tell you they have Xx years of experience, was a Navy Seal, etc etc.. Do not, were not. Best in my opinion to just leave those sorts in the rearview mirror.
Let's see, a couple of years ago she gets revenge on her cheating man by doing a clyde the orangutan scrap job on his truck...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaSy8yy-mr8
Now she's taking more drastic measures when the guy cheats.. I know, you fellas are going, "Hold on, MORE drastic than fucking up my truck?"
Yep..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8WCK8sDXsI
Now she's killin' motherfuckers.
The moral of the story here? Thou shalt not fuck around on Carrie Underwood.
This ain't your grandfather's country music anymore folks.. No no no.. All that Stand by Your Man shit has given way to Gunpowder and Lead, Independence Day, Before he Cheats, Two Black Cadillacs..
Tiid Bo Amatiiv... Time flows ever onward. <--- Yep, that's from Skyrim.
Here are a couple more profiles I find funny.. This one is a 24 male dominant in Illinois, and he has this little gemstone contained within...
"If I admired your profile there's probably something in it that I like
Don't ask me what it was, you'll be ignored."
Oh come on! "Yeah, I liked your profile but don't ask me why" is the same as the guy I posted about in the past who said don't ask him to explain his interest in you.
Granted, this guy is basically looking for someone to play slave on camera for him.. But I found it funny.. (He has some awesome shots from the beefcake websites in his profile, though. Yummy!)
Now this one on the other hand, is one of those profiles I could spend an entire two blog entires ripping into.. Not only is this a LONG profile, but it's chock full of fucking funny.. The lulz! The lulz!
So here we go, this is a 47 male dominant in Wisconsin and he identifes as a Gorean Male (In bold type.) Now, other than a couple of things that made me giggle.. I'm not going to be making fun of him being into Gor.. No, he gives ample opportunity to do so with the rest of his profile.. *cracks knuckles*..
Right then..
Okay, first he speaks of some sort of 48 hour protocol on messages. It means if he sends you a message, and you do not respond within 48 hours of reading it, you get blocked. Heh yeah, i'll bet this clown blocks a LOT of people.. Anywhooooooo.. He goes on to say if you are offended by this 48 hour protocol you should not be decribing yourself as a submissive.
He then goes on to decribe certain traits or beliefs one may have if they are fakes, wannabes, or ignorant. Wait, some of these are real rib ticklers.. My comments interposed..
"Fakes, Wanna-Be's and Ignorance.
-Submissive's in name only
-talking the talk, but not walking the walk?
(This one is ironic because his entire profile is comprised of nothing but someone who is "talking the talk.")
-topping from the bottom?
-If you want, demand or think you deserve all the 'perks and trappings' before you earn your stripes
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-If you think 'your submission' is a gift.
-"I'm not going to call you 'Sir' until I decide'.
(Yeah, because everyone knows it's not a submissive's role to decide to whom and when they will submit, or decide for themselves who is worthy of any sort of respect. Granted, in the Gor thing it is expected that all free men are be accorded this sort of respect and those women who partake know this.)
-If you know exactly what you want and your not going to settle for anything less.
(Oh come on now... What possible problem could someone have with a person who knows exactly what they want and will not settle? This dipshit's profile says right before this list that he's written it for the specific purpose of weeding out those who don't qualify for whatever it is he seeks...Does he intend to settle? Dude, fuck you.)
-If you think you should be telling a Dominant how to define your/female submission.
(Well, I certainly don't see the problem with telling someone the sort of things you respond to. You know, that whole getting to know someone bit some people do when they meet possible mates?)
-If you think a Dominant owes you to seduce your mind so your body will follow.
(Wow, does this cat have any idea whatsoever of how women work? If you can't get in her head, you're never going to get her in your bed.)
-If you will not follow instructions.
-If your 'smartphone', motorcycle or any other inadament object, is more important than personal relationships.
-If you think you can treat Dominant men like vanilla men.
(Yeah, no shit? If someone were to treat you like a vanilla man, you'd never get past the introduction stage. In fact, the overwhelming majority of the shit in your fantasy island profile doesn't play even in the kink world aside from Gor.)
-If you know what you deserve, and no man is going to tell you different.
(Yeah, and the problem with that is?)
-If you think that because you have something to offer to a 'vanilla' man, that the same counts for a Dominant man.
(Yeah, because dominant men are on a totally different level than the rest of the human race, yanno... They're never interested in, or attracted to things mere vanilla men are. Yes, he mentions the idea of vanilla men vs whatever the fuck he is a few times in this profile. More than likely, (I think in my amateur psychologist way,) he's a failure at being a man in general, and Gor is his way of escaping that fact. And you know what, I wouldn't hold that against him. He's certainly not the first nor the last who will find escape via the online world.)
-If your more worried about grammar and punctuation, then actual communication with a perspective Dom.
(LOL. This one is especially funny to me seeing as he makes a reference to "actual communication" with a perspective dom. Dude, dude, dude! Details, attention to details.. grammar, punctuation, spelling.. when you're communicating on a text level, THOSE THINGS MATTER. I've said this before, and it holds oh so true, with how detail oriented BDSM, or Gor is for that matter, fuck.. Gor roleplay is WAY more detail oriented, really... Your attention to the little details such as grammar, spelling, punctuation give a perspective submissive a lot of insight into you as a perspective dominant. Who in their right mind would overlook the fact that you can't be bothered to make sure your writings are at least gramatically correct? Dude, that first impression is hard to shake when you fuck it up.)
-If you 'say' you want it, but make excuses not to get it.
-If your argumentative.
-If you write your profile for yourself.
(Well fuck, if you're on here looking for someone, who the fuck else would or should be writing your profile?)
-If your disrespectful in anyway in your profile.
(Disrespectful as in saying something like they wouldn't be interested in a 47 year old moron in Wisconsin with a god complex and many shortcomings? Yeah, i'd disqualify them as well if I were you.)
-If you don't want or expect your life to change.
-If your knowledge of the Gorean way can be somed-up in a three sentence paragraph or less,and you think, you know all there is to know.
-If your romanticizing submission before you know anything about it.
-If you think 'you' should be telling a Dominant how to be dominant.
(Now think about this one... Yeah, it's probably topping from the bottom for this cat's purposes, but who better a teacher than than the one who is your submissive?)
-If you call yourself a 'Submissive' when really your a 'Bottom.
(Somehow, I get the feeling that most of these bottoms who call themselves submissive as defined by this guy, are simply those who do not have any desire to be 24/7. Has a mind, and opinions, and not afraid to use it, or express them.)
-If you dictate demands in your profile to a prospective Dom.
(Demands such as the sort of things they want their dominant to be or some of the traits they want him to possess? How dare they!)
-If you think that, because your female that Dominants are going to or should pursue/woo you.
(Way of the world, gomer.. You're supposed to be the hunter, you're a male after all... If you want a 1950's type girl, you better be able to relate to her on that level if you ever want to separate her from her knickers.)
-If you want to retain the trump-card of power, so control is ultimately yours.
(You can never take away that ultimate control no matter what you do. (Legally that is.) Leaving is the ultimate control a submissive can have.)
-If you use ambiguous terms such as 'my One', 'experienced only', 'good fit', 'Alpha male', 'strong willed' or ' a intelligent man', etc. etc.
(You mean such ambiguous terms such as "D5 or higher submissive?")
-If you use the term 'Natural Dominate' in the Western Culture.
(Okay, he's got a point here.. When I see someone call themselves a "Natural Dominant" in ANY culture.. I see someone who is deluded.)
-If you think the power-shift (D/S,M/S) is a 'partnership'.
-If you don't know anything of proper etiquette and/or you don't care.
-If you use 'slave imagery' in your profile when you don't want to be owned.
(Now this one annoys me too. On both sides of the coin, from both subs and doms.)
-If your a bedroom submissive only.
(Well okay. But tell me, what in the realm of the great prophet Zarquon would a bedroom submissive want with someone like you in the first place?)
-If you use the word Dominant/Master when you should say 'kinky boyfriend.'
-Are you in this for the 'fun' or 'kinky sex'- your a 'toy', don't expect to get any real training anywhere
.
(Wellllllll.. If someone was in this for the fun and/or kinky sex, why the fuck would they be worried about someone's opinion of "real training?")
-If your not owned you are not slave, slaves are owned and do not have choices. 'Unowned property' would be more correct.
(You nitpicking little pussy!)
-are you afraid of the transformation to total submission?"
Oh wait now, this cat is just getting started..
Further down the line, he says if you pass the first stage of qualification he has an "information packet" that is several pages and it's basically all he would want you to know about him. His major requirement for this qualification is that you be a "D5 or higher" submissive. (He explains what a D5 submissive is at the end of his profile.)
Can..Can you say Castle Realm? I knew you could. (Note, for those of you who don't know what Castle Realm is, it was a website that was supposed to be a "guide" to D/s and BDSM.. While there were some good articles on the site, most were chatroom bullshit.. The site ran from 1998-2008 before it was taken down.. There's a partial archive of that site on kinktoychest.. and hereeeeeeeee's the link for you.)
http://kinktoychest.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=63&Itemid=63
Anyway, this is what he says about said information packet..
"If you are interested in my household, I have a information packet (several pages) about me available for the asking. To get onto a personal level with me this is the required first step, you will not be taken seriously until you do. If you try to 'drill' me for information while 'chatting', you will prove to me that you can not follow instructions. The information packet comes with no obligation and is available to all submissive females."
Right, right... In other words, if you try to get to know him while chatting, you'll be disqualified.. Now, what was it this world class dipshit was saying about communication? Let me show you...
"A solid foundation of communication is required. There is straight forward clear communication here. This is a no bullshit zone."
It doesn't take a detective to see that the sort of communication he envisions is he gives you this "information packet" which you KNOW will be extremely polished and will not require him to think on his feet. The "communication" that's going to happen with this guy I can almost promise you will be one way, with you giving him all the information he wants, while you will not be allowed to ask for information in return.
Okay, he doesn't actually expect people to message him first as the tone of this profile may suggest. What he does, is send an "invitation" to someone.. He helpfully includes this invitation in the profile.
""Girl, I invite you to read my profile, from the time of you opening this invitation you will have 48 hrs to reply.
Sir""
He then shows you some of the replies he's gotten as a result of this invitation
.
""Not the best introduction I have seen....Don't like men who show up and start imposing guidelines before we even exchange emails. No thanks...and that only took 48 seconds"
"or else I'll block you? Don't be ridiculous. I'm the one you would have to convince and you know it. Have a nice day...and that is 24 hours"
"Really? Pardon me, but learn some manners. Just because I'm submissive doesn't mean I'm YOUR submissive, and you don't impress me.""
Well, i'll bet he's gotten some juicier responses than that. Think about it, you're a submissive and you get this sort of "invitation" in the mail, and are given a time limit to respond right out of the starting gate.. What are you thinking of someone so childish as to impose this on someone he doesn't yet know?
There were a couple of others, but you get the gist. Of course in his mind THEY are the clueless ones. He was actually posting this to show their stupidity at not recognizing the opportunity he offers.. No, he actually says that in his profile about the opportunity.
Ah, I could go on and on with this one, but i'll stop.. Oh yeah, the "D5 or higher" bit.. what could that possibly mean?
Well, here's how he defines it very near the bottom of this profile..
"Ok...so if you have read this far and you understand why this is written the way it is- then, in this Dom's judgment you are of a serious natured Submissive (D5 or higher) then is the next step is yours?"
In other words, if you read all this shit and are still there and are interested, you're what he considers D5 or higher..
And then he mercifully wraps up his profile with a little comment that the profile also exists on Alt.. and ends with that wondfully funny disclaimer about his privacy.
Hey, I honestly only scratched the surface on this one, if you find this profile and can stomach reading the whole thing, have at it.
I'm gonna give him props for something in the beginning of the profile, though. He does say that it will take you about 10 minutes to read the whole thing. So if anyone reads his profile and then thinks, "That's 10 minutes i'll never get back." Tough shit, you were warned... hehe.
That's it for now.. L8r Peepz.
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Friday, November 16, 2012
Yeah, i'm still around.
This is the way.. It's the way that we live... And Loveeeeeeeeeee!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14uEo07Wj3o
A few days ago on a particularily grey and cloudy morning, I received a message on CM from someone who used the phrase "L Word Lesbians" when referring to the sort of people that I associate the Men In Tights song with.. Yeah, fake lesbians.
Anyway, I started thinking about it and asked myself what we actually learned about lesbians from watching that show? I mean it was supposed to be a realistic view of them yes?
Wait, show of hands.... How many of you have seen The L Word?
Mmmkay right then, if you're actually sitting there with your hand in the air, go to the back of the class.. No, on second thought, stay in the front where I can keep an eye on your ass..
No, no, it's cool to admit you watched that show.. really... It's cool..I thought it was a pretty good show for a bit.
ANYWAY!! What did we learn from watching that show?
Let's see.. Well, first we learned that they don't know what it means to be monogamous. Even the ones in committed relationships didn't know the meaning.. Well, perhaps they knew the meaning but they sure the fuck didn't practice it.
They all had wonderfully fabulous careers. Even the hayseed from One Horse Town, Middle America moved to LA and within a couple of weeks was pulling down six figures in the IT sector. Lose a job? No problemmmmmmm.. The next career move always landed right in front of them.
The club! I don't give a flying fuck how many hours they had to work every day, what time they had to get up for work the next morning, what sort of frame of mind they were in.. every fucking night was club night.
Well that show jumped the shark for me when the hayseed decided to do the female to male sex change, and would of course become a straight man... Stands to reason I think... However, she got hooked up with a gay man and ended up pregnant. And thereeeeeeeeeeeee goes Fonzie on his waterskis, quickly approaching the ramp in front of the shark tank.... Whoosh!
For those who haven't heard the term "Jump the Shark," It refers to the moment in a television series where the show started downhill to its eventual cancellation.
Hmm, thinking about it I can certainly see where the fake lesbians on CM can be seen as L Word types... But I still like my Men In Tights reference better, but I thought it interesting enough to mention..
So, where the fuck have I been since the last post to this blog? Well, i've been here and watching, seeing nothing really that I thought lulzworthy to post... Rather nothing that I thought was lulzworthy that we've not seen before. I started to do a post that was a swan song, but in the end decided to let it sit, seeing that there's always the chance i'd have something to say or whatever. No sense burning bridges and all that shit...
There's been an interesting, sad, and funny happening at good old http://collarmefakes.com/ .... The owner was going to close it down because of a very decided lack of people actually participating... However one of the supermoderators went off on him in a message and ended up being made an administrator....Well, both of them did.
So, they decided to stay open "due to popular demand"... Yeah, each new message posted gets on the average of about 7 looks a day... It sounds to me as if someone has really lowered the bar when they speak of popular demand, eh?
No matter, just so we know what an administrator can do on that site.. they can get the IP information of anyone posting.. You don't think the new administrators would abuse that feature, now would you?
Yep, they sure the fuck would.. Someone posted a message on there basically exposing blonde2bebound for playing financial cunt a few years ago.. Apparently all the places she put her financial cunt infomation are still there...(I find it very interesting she used the same photos 5 years ago as she does today.. Very curious, that.)
Well, she responded with this bullshit story about how she was between masters and wanted to still feel a part of the "lifestyle".. yadda yadda.. And then followed it up with a message that gave the original poster's IP info...
Consider this a friendly warning if you ever go to that site and participate in their turd hunt.. If you post something they don't like, just be aware they can see your IP and are not above exposing it in public if it suits their purposes. In this case it was to strike back at someone who uncovered some things i'm sure the little game player wanted kept in the past.
Now, they did delete the thread about a day or so after that, but it's pretty clear the new administrators will abuse their powers... At least blonde2bebound (boundslave4life on CM) will... Madman hasn't done so yet... But he's a huge fucking moron so i'd not put it past him to abuse his powers either.
Point of interest, he actually claims to have been a moderator of Collarme... And "quit" because of the the way the moderators do things.. Now what this guy does when he's searching for people to post on the collarmefakes site is to use several sock puppets to attack them.. One in particular got attacked by several of his socks.. Among them are TulsaSadist and NorCalSadist.. Another was colortantrum whom I suspect is a sock of the blonde cunt... Both of those sadist profiles are of the typical misogynistic type...With a very intolerent view of those of who do not cotton to what he sees as the "true lifestyle." This is a very sad person, indeed. I sincerely hope CM would never have allowed this sort of shitbag to help moderate their site.
This is a personal message for the owner of collarmefakes... Your new administrators are scum, and your best course of action is to do what you planned and let the site close. Let those two shitbags put out their own money to carry out their agenda.
Right then, speaking of financial cunts... Here's one that while the profile is typical of this sort of scum, the journal entry this one created is errr.. interesting to say the least.. It's basically "tips" on how to approach a financial cunt.. It's a 25 female dominant in New York and here's the journal entry.
"TIPS for Subs or slaves that want to Explore being Financially Dominated
Here are a few tips for those of you that are interested in Exploring being Financially Dominated also known as: Pay Pigs, Cash cows, Money Monkeys, Human ATMS, Loser that gives cash away, or A Trick ass loser! YOU can do this and feel the thrill without even losing it all...you can just get really close. (Ahaha) :). YOU Can experience this THRILL if even for a short time...you can jump in and out the lifestyle without going completely broke! Or shocking your family when they are looking for you to pay bills. But you can explore this Fetish because its real! and Thrilling. A month or 2 of large tributes can bond you to a Goddess for life!
TIPS about how to give a Good Chunk of change away...Like whats more humilating then that??? Sacrifice and live with tribute.
1 SAVE SAVE SAVE..atleast 3-5 paychecks
2. Pay your rent 3 months (this allows you to binge give (giving goddesses money or gifts and gifts, works great for hypo slaves)
3.Pay your bills 3 months in advance. This allows you to binge give and not think about Daily bills..paying bills and rent in advance allows you to have to freedom of giving current paychecks away and "appear to be suffering"... But you have prepared for this and its a great experience
especially when you see how happy it makes your goddess. To recieve half a paycheck!
4. Shop, Stock up on can goods, Soups, ramen noodles, dried beans, frozen food, bottled water, snacks you like, Hygiene products.
5. Find your goddess..where ever they are either online or inperson start exploring goddesses. If you are online make sure they are really what they say they are either via Webcam or pictures. Look at there wish list and site and make sure that you can afford to tribute long term
5. Do a few small tributes to a few goddesses until you find the one that you want to rape you Financially. Feel the thrill and see the excitement of the Goddess, see how happy it makes her.
6. NEVER LIE about a tribute or tease a tribute. If you agree to tribute then tribute even if its less then. A Financial Goddess or Dom LOVES money and gifts more than most, Its better to pay a compliment..instead of telling a lie
.
7. NEVER Try to to become a MONEY SLAVE or PAY PIG and LIVE check to check follow my tips for saving and you will have money to splurge!!
8. ONCE you find your GODDESS or Fin DOMME then tribute pay bills, Shop, ect. A great Money slave that is prepared to tribute will find pleasure in the fact that they are giving there money away, but humilated at the same time!! So Pay tribute and Spend big!!
Well you can always email me or message me... if you have questions or concerns every situation is different,,but these are the basics and I keep my Financial Slaves working and tributing."
Now isn't that just too damned nice of her to post these tips? A financial domme who doesn't want her pay piggies going broke and even offers these tips to help them stay solvent while tributing her.. Funny, funny shit.
Along that same line, here's the profile of a 48 female dominant in Maryland.. This is apparently one those financial cunts who can't get anyone to go along with her grand plan...
"flakes as slaves, i can't get no one to clean my house, why do you call yourselves slaves if your not doing your fucken jobs
i can't get you to serve, can't get you to drive me to hell, what do you do i can get you to wipe my ass
your not obedient
your not loyal
your not nothing
and the ones who say they want to spoil me and tribute to me that's a flake, go run in the middle of the street with that bull shit
kick rocks, cheap mother fuckers bitch ass punks
i'm a college educated mistress and i look good and i smell good and damit it takes money to be fabulous
yes you have to pay the cost to be with this boss
i don't need you to tell be how beautiful i am i already know that thanks to my dad
even if you don't want me services can you buy a bitch something off my wish list so being so fucking cheap because yall are starting to piss me the fuck off"
Read this one's journals from the beginning and watch how it evolved to the above whine.
Okay, now I think i'm going to do a bit of a public service announcement.. This is a profile of a 99 female submissive in Arizona and the name is "GrammarGraphics." For those of you whose profiles look anyhthing like the above, contact this person and let her work her magic on your profile.
Ah well.. I really didn't have a lot to say.. Just let this serve as a generic "i'm still here" sort of message.. I make no promises of when i'll post again, but i'm not going anywhere.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14uEo07Wj3o
A few days ago on a particularily grey and cloudy morning, I received a message on CM from someone who used the phrase "L Word Lesbians" when referring to the sort of people that I associate the Men In Tights song with.. Yeah, fake lesbians.
Anyway, I started thinking about it and asked myself what we actually learned about lesbians from watching that show? I mean it was supposed to be a realistic view of them yes?
Wait, show of hands.... How many of you have seen The L Word?
Mmmkay right then, if you're actually sitting there with your hand in the air, go to the back of the class.. No, on second thought, stay in the front where I can keep an eye on your ass..
No, no, it's cool to admit you watched that show.. really... It's cool..I thought it was a pretty good show for a bit.
ANYWAY!! What did we learn from watching that show?
Let's see.. Well, first we learned that they don't know what it means to be monogamous. Even the ones in committed relationships didn't know the meaning.. Well, perhaps they knew the meaning but they sure the fuck didn't practice it.
They all had wonderfully fabulous careers. Even the hayseed from One Horse Town, Middle America moved to LA and within a couple of weeks was pulling down six figures in the IT sector. Lose a job? No problemmmmmmm.. The next career move always landed right in front of them.
The club! I don't give a flying fuck how many hours they had to work every day, what time they had to get up for work the next morning, what sort of frame of mind they were in.. every fucking night was club night.
Well that show jumped the shark for me when the hayseed decided to do the female to male sex change, and would of course become a straight man... Stands to reason I think... However, she got hooked up with a gay man and ended up pregnant. And thereeeeeeeeeeeee goes Fonzie on his waterskis, quickly approaching the ramp in front of the shark tank.... Whoosh!
For those who haven't heard the term "Jump the Shark," It refers to the moment in a television series where the show started downhill to its eventual cancellation.
Hmm, thinking about it I can certainly see where the fake lesbians on CM can be seen as L Word types... But I still like my Men In Tights reference better, but I thought it interesting enough to mention..
So, where the fuck have I been since the last post to this blog? Well, i've been here and watching, seeing nothing really that I thought lulzworthy to post... Rather nothing that I thought was lulzworthy that we've not seen before. I started to do a post that was a swan song, but in the end decided to let it sit, seeing that there's always the chance i'd have something to say or whatever. No sense burning bridges and all that shit...
There's been an interesting, sad, and funny happening at good old http://collarmefakes.com/ .... The owner was going to close it down because of a very decided lack of people actually participating... However one of the supermoderators went off on him in a message and ended up being made an administrator....Well, both of them did.
So, they decided to stay open "due to popular demand"... Yeah, each new message posted gets on the average of about 7 looks a day... It sounds to me as if someone has really lowered the bar when they speak of popular demand, eh?
No matter, just so we know what an administrator can do on that site.. they can get the IP information of anyone posting.. You don't think the new administrators would abuse that feature, now would you?
Yep, they sure the fuck would.. Someone posted a message on there basically exposing blonde2bebound for playing financial cunt a few years ago.. Apparently all the places she put her financial cunt infomation are still there...(I find it very interesting she used the same photos 5 years ago as she does today.. Very curious, that.)
Well, she responded with this bullshit story about how she was between masters and wanted to still feel a part of the "lifestyle".. yadda yadda.. And then followed it up with a message that gave the original poster's IP info...
Consider this a friendly warning if you ever go to that site and participate in their turd hunt.. If you post something they don't like, just be aware they can see your IP and are not above exposing it in public if it suits their purposes. In this case it was to strike back at someone who uncovered some things i'm sure the little game player wanted kept in the past.
Now, they did delete the thread about a day or so after that, but it's pretty clear the new administrators will abuse their powers... At least blonde2bebound (boundslave4life on CM) will... Madman hasn't done so yet... But he's a huge fucking moron so i'd not put it past him to abuse his powers either.
Point of interest, he actually claims to have been a moderator of Collarme... And "quit" because of the the way the moderators do things.. Now what this guy does when he's searching for people to post on the collarmefakes site is to use several sock puppets to attack them.. One in particular got attacked by several of his socks.. Among them are TulsaSadist and NorCalSadist.. Another was colortantrum whom I suspect is a sock of the blonde cunt... Both of those sadist profiles are of the typical misogynistic type...With a very intolerent view of those of who do not cotton to what he sees as the "true lifestyle." This is a very sad person, indeed. I sincerely hope CM would never have allowed this sort of shitbag to help moderate their site.
This is a personal message for the owner of collarmefakes... Your new administrators are scum, and your best course of action is to do what you planned and let the site close. Let those two shitbags put out their own money to carry out their agenda.
Right then, speaking of financial cunts... Here's one that while the profile is typical of this sort of scum, the journal entry this one created is errr.. interesting to say the least.. It's basically "tips" on how to approach a financial cunt.. It's a 25 female dominant in New York and here's the journal entry.
"TIPS for Subs or slaves that want to Explore being Financially Dominated
Here are a few tips for those of you that are interested in Exploring being Financially Dominated also known as: Pay Pigs, Cash cows, Money Monkeys, Human ATMS, Loser that gives cash away, or A Trick ass loser! YOU can do this and feel the thrill without even losing it all...you can just get really close. (Ahaha) :). YOU Can experience this THRILL if even for a short time...you can jump in and out the lifestyle without going completely broke! Or shocking your family when they are looking for you to pay bills. But you can explore this Fetish because its real! and Thrilling. A month or 2 of large tributes can bond you to a Goddess for life!
TIPS about how to give a Good Chunk of change away...Like whats more humilating then that??? Sacrifice and live with tribute.
1 SAVE SAVE SAVE..atleast 3-5 paychecks
2. Pay your rent 3 months (this allows you to binge give (giving goddesses money or gifts and gifts, works great for hypo slaves)
3.Pay your bills 3 months in advance. This allows you to binge give and not think about Daily bills..paying bills and rent in advance allows you to have to freedom of giving current paychecks away and "appear to be suffering"... But you have prepared for this and its a great experience
especially when you see how happy it makes your goddess. To recieve half a paycheck!
4. Shop, Stock up on can goods, Soups, ramen noodles, dried beans, frozen food, bottled water, snacks you like, Hygiene products.
5. Find your goddess..where ever they are either online or inperson start exploring goddesses. If you are online make sure they are really what they say they are either via Webcam or pictures. Look at there wish list and site and make sure that you can afford to tribute long term
5. Do a few small tributes to a few goddesses until you find the one that you want to rape you Financially. Feel the thrill and see the excitement of the Goddess, see how happy it makes her.
6. NEVER LIE about a tribute or tease a tribute. If you agree to tribute then tribute even if its less then. A Financial Goddess or Dom LOVES money and gifts more than most, Its better to pay a compliment..instead of telling a lie
.
7. NEVER Try to to become a MONEY SLAVE or PAY PIG and LIVE check to check follow my tips for saving and you will have money to splurge!!
8. ONCE you find your GODDESS or Fin DOMME then tribute pay bills, Shop, ect. A great Money slave that is prepared to tribute will find pleasure in the fact that they are giving there money away, but humilated at the same time!! So Pay tribute and Spend big!!
Well you can always email me or message me... if you have questions or concerns every situation is different,,but these are the basics and I keep my Financial Slaves working and tributing."
Now isn't that just too damned nice of her to post these tips? A financial domme who doesn't want her pay piggies going broke and even offers these tips to help them stay solvent while tributing her.. Funny, funny shit.
Along that same line, here's the profile of a 48 female dominant in Maryland.. This is apparently one those financial cunts who can't get anyone to go along with her grand plan...
"flakes as slaves, i can't get no one to clean my house, why do you call yourselves slaves if your not doing your fucken jobs
i can't get you to serve, can't get you to drive me to hell, what do you do i can get you to wipe my ass
your not obedient
your not loyal
your not nothing
and the ones who say they want to spoil me and tribute to me that's a flake, go run in the middle of the street with that bull shit
kick rocks, cheap mother fuckers bitch ass punks
i'm a college educated mistress and i look good and i smell good and damit it takes money to be fabulous
yes you have to pay the cost to be with this boss
i don't need you to tell be how beautiful i am i already know that thanks to my dad
even if you don't want me services can you buy a bitch something off my wish list so being so fucking cheap because yall are starting to piss me the fuck off"
Read this one's journals from the beginning and watch how it evolved to the above whine.
Okay, now I think i'm going to do a bit of a public service announcement.. This is a profile of a 99 female submissive in Arizona and the name is "GrammarGraphics." For those of you whose profiles look anyhthing like the above, contact this person and let her work her magic on your profile.
Ah well.. I really didn't have a lot to say.. Just let this serve as a generic "i'm still here" sort of message.. I make no promises of when i'll post again, but i'm not going anywhere.
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Hurray! Hurray... The end of May.. Outdoor screwing starts today!!
..."Deep in the heart of Germany, Lucy clutched her breast in fear.. She heard a beat of her lover's heart... for weeks she raved.. In dreams he appeared..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gts2yGraydk
Ah, just a little ditty called Nosferatu from Blue Oyster Cult to kick off this post.. Enjoy.. enjoy.. or not, whatever..
Yeah, ummm.. Germany, the undisputed capital of whole fucking BDSM world. Fuckin' A right pal.. Anyone who is REAL in the BDSM lifestyle knows that be on top of the fucking BDSM mountain their roots must be in Germany....Tossing the phrase "old guard" in there somewhere helps as well... Yanno, to make you look even more real and true.
Right, right then.. this is a 47 male dominant in Berlin, Germany and this profile.. heh.. Well, he starts off with a pretty generic profile then gets off into this...
"I have been in the lifestyle for over 29 years, worked in the fetish adult industry for many years from owning a Pro Domme Studio, fabricating / designing bondage furniture, making of fetish / bdsm videos / photos, fetish model agencies etc etc.
About the bdsm school :
Need Help With Training Your sub, slave, pet, Domme, etc ?
We { small group of male and females, could be called a leather family, house , European society { like Story of "O" }, etc } been training subs slaves for many years for our own pleasure, or for other owners who just could not get a handle on them for one reason or another, short and long term available.
We can host in one of our locations equipped with all kind of fun equipment, or in some cases we can come to you.
We train future subs, slaves, pets Pro Domme's for private, real time sessions, movies, photo, business, etc. We can teach you everything you need to know about the business from A-Z."
*Clicks tongue*. Yeah, BDSMSchool... Mmmkay, have you taken all of that in? Heh, good, good..
A real fucking life European Society like the Story of O.. Who will gladly train your slave for you if you can't do it yourself... (I won't even mention the fact if you have someone you can't handle..well, nevermind that.) I really get a lot of giggles out of people who speak of Story of O as if it's a historical text, instead of well.. softcore porn.
Oh come on now, you know that's always fucking funny to hear/see/read in some moron's profile... And i'd love to see the sort of dipshit who would send his sub to be trained by another.. This isn't even the FUNNY part of this cat's profile though.. no, that honor goes to his journals...No, not the one where he cries about slaves not REALLY being interested in the sort of life a real slave might have led in say, 1850.. (But that link to wikipedia to make his point is golden.) No.. i'm talking about the one he created on 11-29-2011...
"I am so tired of all the fakes and the fake profiles CM puts up here just to boost traffic. Please ONLY the real, the ones that are looking for the real deal contact me, do not waist my time ! You will be blocked and reported !"
Ah yes, yes, YES! Another asshole who thinks CM themselves are creating fake profiles to boost traffic. Umm, for you and others who believe this, exactly how often do YOU logon to CM on a given day to add to their traffic count? Think about that one for a moment, geniuses...Oh yeah, I have a few of you dipshits on my "favorites" list and see just how often you are at the top of the list.... That's a lot of fucking logins for the sort of people who believe the above, don't you think?
But anyway, i've gotten off point.. Let's discuss that bit about "ONLY the ones looking for the real deal" contacting you, lest they be blocked and reported....
Yeah.. Umm.. REPORTED TO WHO?
IF... IF what you believe is true that it's CM creating all these fake profiles, exactly what in the blue monkey hell would you be trying to accomplish by reporting them to the very people who you believe created said fake profile?.. I swear, the sort of things people say when they want to threaten someone is just laughable. Besides, not being really interested in you and your fantasy island profile isn't against the TOS for having a profile on CM. So maybe you'll report them to collarmefakes.com then?
Oh yes, in this assclown's profile is the announcement that he is indeed a member of that site... "so be real or get reported."... Yeah, having another online pretender reporting them to that site because they had the nerve to "waist" your time, will certainly scare the shit out of them, huh?
I tell you, you gotta love these deluded morons. Well, love them for their entertainment value at least.
Oh this cat also has that inane "disclaimer" about his privacy and this little tidbit....
"PS. Also looking for serious investors for bdsm related business."
Could it be after all is said and done, this player is just on CM looking for money?
Apparently I read "rollercoaster dom's" profile differently than did tootrue2. I'd read that part and saw where he said something about withdrawing consent and what it means, and I saw it as stating the obvious that a sub who no longer consented to whatever he wanted to do didn't want to be involved with him in that fashion anymore.
She read it as a threat on his part, where the withdrawing of consent would trigger him ceasing the relationship. She likened it to using a safe word, and says using a safeword is a form of withdrawing consent. I'm not at all sure I can agree with that one, a safeword is supposed to be used when something is wrong. Withdrawing consent is just that. But I see her point about what he infers with that statement in his profile.
One thing we DO agree on, this dude has some seriously fucked up ideas.
Oh dear, you know it's almost a disappointment when a fake lesbian has been on CM for like a long time, and they finally make that inevitable fuck up and give themselves away.
This is one I actually highlighted way back at the beginning of this blog. She was the one who invented a sub on the east coast and had her "move" to the west coast.. I think that "relationship" lasted about a week or two, not sure.
Anyway.. It's time to revisit one of CM's longest surviving fake lesbians, DommeMelissa11.... Of course back then he was just DommeMelissa, without the 11.. There must have been some profile deletions in there somewhere.
Here's one of his latest journal entries...
"To my admirer, the male I met at a event IN PERSON, I thank you! IF anyone dares question me, I will give you his id here so HE will vouch for me I am 100% real!"
*Giggle* now you know this guy is the one behind the profile. He must be getting pretty desperate, fending off all of those fake claims he's got to be getting.
Right then, he also added some new photos to his profile.. Pictures of Alexis Amore.. A porn actress.
I just wonder, do you people who post the photos of semi-famous people think you're the only one that is going to be able to find those photos on the fucking internet?
Anyway,if one were to mention to him that the photos on the profile are of a Peruvian born porn actress names Alexis Amore and not some "Lebanese born GODDESS". this is what you'll be told...
"DommeMelissa11 on 5/23/12 at 12:07 AM:
That is my porn name and profile idiot, be gone your boring me"
Uh huh.. Like I said, a little disappointing when the long time fakes bust themselves. FUNNY, but a little disappoining.
Never fear, he's made the announcement that he's staying on CM for a bit longer.
Here's one that someone sent me. They'd gotten the following message from a dominant female; someone whose profile is hidden....
"From: xxxxxxxxxxx
Dated:
5/23/12 9:46 PM
Hello, you’re very beautiful I have over 40 years experience and my son is also experienced in BDSM. I raised my son in the lifestyle as well . Seek female to be part of our family. r. We have a big play room with lots of toys and equipment. Son has 11 years experience .We Host events and parties.. We are a loving caring family i am helping my son with this because i have the experience and YEARS IN THE lifestyle AND CAN WEED OUT ALL THE FAKES AND users he has been finding and find that real special girl he has not been able to get. If you are interested contact me at xxxxxxxxxxx on yahoo messenger."
Then the person who sent me this message, asks this: "i have to ask.... he has 11 years in the Lifestyle and can't weed out fakes?"
Interesting question to ask to be sure..
The first thing that jumps out at me in that message is this obviously 60+ woman raised her son in the lifestyle. That one never fails to start me off giggling but the ramifications of what else is said in this profile causes me to need to make sure i'm not drinking anything..
The absolute funniest thing here is this son of hers with 11 years of experience has his damned mother trolling the internet for a slave for him? Hehe.. If that .0000001% chance of this one being on the level were to be true.. Just what sort of fucked up person would you be getting hooked up with, that he had to get his mother to search for him?
Dude!
Can't you just see it if he were to have some sort of disagreement with the slave his mother found for him? He'd be on the phone to his mommie.... "Mommm! She won't listen to meeeeeee!"
Heh, okay one more.. then i'm off to find some trouble to get into..
This is an 18 female switch in Nebraska.. The profile is funny but I want to address one of her journal entries...
"From: xxxxxxxx Dated: 5/28/12 3:23 AM You have the most annoying profile on CM.
Thats harrassment there twiddle dee, if you dont like it then dont look at it. Stop trying to infringe upon my First Amendment right of Free Speech to the United States of America's Constitution."
Yeah, i've gotten a few such messages and I give that same advice when someone does message me with that sort of thing.. However her response to that message is a little off the mark.. No, it's totally off the mark.
The First Amendment of the USA's Constitution does NOT cover the right to post a profile on a social network site. While CM is of course free and anonymous, they rather have this thing they like to call a "Terms of Service" and if you break any of those terms, the offending profile, journal entry, or photo gets deleted.
As much as you people with this fundamental misconception of the US Constitution don't get it.. posting your profile and having your say on a site such as Collarme is a privilege, not a right. If you get deleted from the site, you have no recourse.
L8r peepz....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gts2yGraydk
Ah, just a little ditty called Nosferatu from Blue Oyster Cult to kick off this post.. Enjoy.. enjoy.. or not, whatever..
Yeah, ummm.. Germany, the undisputed capital of whole fucking BDSM world. Fuckin' A right pal.. Anyone who is REAL in the BDSM lifestyle knows that be on top of the fucking BDSM mountain their roots must be in Germany....Tossing the phrase "old guard" in there somewhere helps as well... Yanno, to make you look even more real and true.
Right, right then.. this is a 47 male dominant in Berlin, Germany and this profile.. heh.. Well, he starts off with a pretty generic profile then gets off into this...
"I have been in the lifestyle for over 29 years, worked in the fetish adult industry for many years from owning a Pro Domme Studio, fabricating / designing bondage furniture, making of fetish / bdsm videos / photos, fetish model agencies etc etc.
About the bdsm school :
Need Help With Training Your sub, slave, pet, Domme, etc ?
We { small group of male and females, could be called a leather family, house , European society { like Story of "O" }, etc } been training subs slaves for many years for our own pleasure, or for other owners who just could not get a handle on them for one reason or another, short and long term available.
We can host in one of our locations equipped with all kind of fun equipment, or in some cases we can come to you.
We train future subs, slaves, pets Pro Domme's for private, real time sessions, movies, photo, business, etc. We can teach you everything you need to know about the business from A-Z."
*Clicks tongue*. Yeah, BDSMSchool... Mmmkay, have you taken all of that in? Heh, good, good..
A real fucking life European Society like the Story of O.. Who will gladly train your slave for you if you can't do it yourself... (I won't even mention the fact if you have someone you can't handle..well, nevermind that.) I really get a lot of giggles out of people who speak of Story of O as if it's a historical text, instead of well.. softcore porn.
Oh come on now, you know that's always fucking funny to hear/see/read in some moron's profile... And i'd love to see the sort of dipshit who would send his sub to be trained by another.. This isn't even the FUNNY part of this cat's profile though.. no, that honor goes to his journals...No, not the one where he cries about slaves not REALLY being interested in the sort of life a real slave might have led in say, 1850.. (But that link to wikipedia to make his point is golden.) No.. i'm talking about the one he created on 11-29-2011...
"I am so tired of all the fakes and the fake profiles CM puts up here just to boost traffic. Please ONLY the real, the ones that are looking for the real deal contact me, do not waist my time ! You will be blocked and reported !"
Ah yes, yes, YES! Another asshole who thinks CM themselves are creating fake profiles to boost traffic. Umm, for you and others who believe this, exactly how often do YOU logon to CM on a given day to add to their traffic count? Think about that one for a moment, geniuses...Oh yeah, I have a few of you dipshits on my "favorites" list and see just how often you are at the top of the list.... That's a lot of fucking logins for the sort of people who believe the above, don't you think?
But anyway, i've gotten off point.. Let's discuss that bit about "ONLY the ones looking for the real deal" contacting you, lest they be blocked and reported....
Yeah.. Umm.. REPORTED TO WHO?
IF... IF what you believe is true that it's CM creating all these fake profiles, exactly what in the blue monkey hell would you be trying to accomplish by reporting them to the very people who you believe created said fake profile?.. I swear, the sort of things people say when they want to threaten someone is just laughable. Besides, not being really interested in you and your fantasy island profile isn't against the TOS for having a profile on CM. So maybe you'll report them to collarmefakes.com then?
Oh yes, in this assclown's profile is the announcement that he is indeed a member of that site... "so be real or get reported."... Yeah, having another online pretender reporting them to that site because they had the nerve to "waist" your time, will certainly scare the shit out of them, huh?
I tell you, you gotta love these deluded morons. Well, love them for their entertainment value at least.
Oh this cat also has that inane "disclaimer" about his privacy and this little tidbit....
"PS. Also looking for serious investors for bdsm related business."
Could it be after all is said and done, this player is just on CM looking for money?
Apparently I read "rollercoaster dom's" profile differently than did tootrue2. I'd read that part and saw where he said something about withdrawing consent and what it means, and I saw it as stating the obvious that a sub who no longer consented to whatever he wanted to do didn't want to be involved with him in that fashion anymore.
She read it as a threat on his part, where the withdrawing of consent would trigger him ceasing the relationship. She likened it to using a safe word, and says using a safeword is a form of withdrawing consent. I'm not at all sure I can agree with that one, a safeword is supposed to be used when something is wrong. Withdrawing consent is just that. But I see her point about what he infers with that statement in his profile.
One thing we DO agree on, this dude has some seriously fucked up ideas.
Oh dear, you know it's almost a disappointment when a fake lesbian has been on CM for like a long time, and they finally make that inevitable fuck up and give themselves away.
This is one I actually highlighted way back at the beginning of this blog. She was the one who invented a sub on the east coast and had her "move" to the west coast.. I think that "relationship" lasted about a week or two, not sure.
Anyway.. It's time to revisit one of CM's longest surviving fake lesbians, DommeMelissa11.... Of course back then he was just DommeMelissa, without the 11.. There must have been some profile deletions in there somewhere.
Here's one of his latest journal entries...
"To my admirer, the male I met at a event IN PERSON, I thank you! IF anyone dares question me, I will give you his id here so HE will vouch for me I am 100% real!"
*Giggle* now you know this guy is the one behind the profile. He must be getting pretty desperate, fending off all of those fake claims he's got to be getting.
Right then, he also added some new photos to his profile.. Pictures of Alexis Amore.. A porn actress.
I just wonder, do you people who post the photos of semi-famous people think you're the only one that is going to be able to find those photos on the fucking internet?
Anyway,if one were to mention to him that the photos on the profile are of a Peruvian born porn actress names Alexis Amore and not some "Lebanese born GODDESS". this is what you'll be told...
"DommeMelissa11 on 5/23/12 at 12:07 AM:
That is my porn name and profile idiot, be gone your boring me"
Uh huh.. Like I said, a little disappointing when the long time fakes bust themselves. FUNNY, but a little disappoining.
Never fear, he's made the announcement that he's staying on CM for a bit longer.
Here's one that someone sent me. They'd gotten the following message from a dominant female; someone whose profile is hidden....
"From: xxxxxxxxxxx
Dated:
5/23/12 9:46 PM
Hello, you’re very beautiful I have over 40 years experience and my son is also experienced in BDSM. I raised my son in the lifestyle as well . Seek female to be part of our family. r. We have a big play room with lots of toys and equipment. Son has 11 years experience .We Host events and parties.. We are a loving caring family i am helping my son with this because i have the experience and YEARS IN THE lifestyle AND CAN WEED OUT ALL THE FAKES AND users he has been finding and find that real special girl he has not been able to get. If you are interested contact me at xxxxxxxxxxx on yahoo messenger."
Then the person who sent me this message, asks this: "i have to ask.... he has 11 years in the Lifestyle and can't weed out fakes?"
Interesting question to ask to be sure..
The first thing that jumps out at me in that message is this obviously 60+ woman raised her son in the lifestyle. That one never fails to start me off giggling but the ramifications of what else is said in this profile causes me to need to make sure i'm not drinking anything..
The absolute funniest thing here is this son of hers with 11 years of experience has his damned mother trolling the internet for a slave for him? Hehe.. If that .0000001% chance of this one being on the level were to be true.. Just what sort of fucked up person would you be getting hooked up with, that he had to get his mother to search for him?
Dude!
Can't you just see it if he were to have some sort of disagreement with the slave his mother found for him? He'd be on the phone to his mommie.... "Mommm! She won't listen to meeeeeee!"
Heh, okay one more.. then i'm off to find some trouble to get into..
This is an 18 female switch in Nebraska.. The profile is funny but I want to address one of her journal entries...
"From: xxxxxxxx Dated: 5/28/12 3:23 AM You have the most annoying profile on CM.
Thats harrassment there twiddle dee, if you dont like it then dont look at it. Stop trying to infringe upon my First Amendment right of Free Speech to the United States of America's Constitution."
Yeah, i've gotten a few such messages and I give that same advice when someone does message me with that sort of thing.. However her response to that message is a little off the mark.. No, it's totally off the mark.
The First Amendment of the USA's Constitution does NOT cover the right to post a profile on a social network site. While CM is of course free and anonymous, they rather have this thing they like to call a "Terms of Service" and if you break any of those terms, the offending profile, journal entry, or photo gets deleted.
As much as you people with this fundamental misconception of the US Constitution don't get it.. posting your profile and having your say on a site such as Collarme is a privilege, not a right. If you get deleted from the site, you have no recourse.
L8r peepz....
Friday, May 11, 2012
Of all of the humor I see on Collarme, I get some of the biggest laughs from seeing profiles where the guy is looking for a doormat with this long list of requirements that must be met before you approach him.You know, approach him to "apply for the position?" Now, you have to make sure you're like the real deal because he's getting too many messages from players and all the other applicants. In other words he expects to be approached, and claims to be getting a good amount of slaves actually approaching him.
Oh come on now, you've seen many profiles like that, haven't ya? Of course you have.
Right then, I believe on the average for every 100 guys looking for the sort of broken person who would be interested in that brand of umm, domination, there are probably one or two such broken women. Would you say that's an accurate assessment of these particular demographics, 100 of these dominants for every one or two broken women? Make no mistake, any woman who would willingly subject herself to the sort of crap MasterDontCareAboutYou wants to do to her, is a broken person.
Yeah, i'd say so too. So, given that... What must we think of the profile that claims they are being approached by many such women? Well, that they're some lying mother fuckers comes to mind right off the bat.
Now, how do we know this, you ask? Because those two broken women are getting so many messages I seriously doubt they have any time on Collarme that isn't devoted to dealing with the massive amount of messages THEY are getting to even know you clowns exist.
You assholes are a dime a dozen and the broken women you seek are the fucking commodity here, not you. Besides, not one of you have anything at all about yourselves in your profiles except for how domly you are and a few catch words like, "well off" or something to that effect... And then have the nerve to get offended when some hot little gold digger comes around looking to get paid.
"Fakes and scammers, stay away!" Yeah, that'll scare em off. Do you dipshits even get that the scammers aren't reading profiles to know that you wish them to stay away from you?
Here's a profile i've seen for quite some time under her current name, and a previous name, and this poor girl has gone through quite a few fake doms..
This is a 50 female submissive in Louisiana, her profile changes quite a lot and this newest version of her profile is one of defeat.. Here, let me show you the new first couple of lines from it.
"No longer looking, have realized because of the ppl on here that have lied to me so much I can't trust anymore."
Yeah, another defeated soul who logged onto CM with high hopes only to have her hopes and dreams shattered by the fake doms and players she's encountered.
Hmm, she has this bit toward the bottom of the profile..
"I look for a Dom that wants a mix of vanilla and bdsm, who is honest, loving and has character. Blonde, blue and curvy and a bit spoiled. Discretion needed will explain."
Uh oh, there's that huge honking red flag waving all over the place.. "Discretion needed, will explain."
Ask her to explain and you'll be told that 10 or so years ago her husband cheated on her and well, payback is a bitch eh? Right, so she's married.
Now, along with the "I'm no longer looking" bit on the front end, she's put this on the back end..
"Xxxxxx - the greek- was a fraud...married. 3rd Dom in a row a fake.....makes one wonder about this site. Xxxxxxxxxx is a fake too, married with 8 kids....my Dom before him was a fake.... I have become a fake magnet lol"
Yeah, i'm not in any way trying to deny there are oodles and oodles of players and spouse cheaters out there.. But after 4 or 5 times getting your ass singed in pretty much the same way, it's probably a good idea to start wondering why it keeps happening instead of not taking responsibility for your own choices and simply blaming the fakes and players.. You know, no matter how many times you watch it, that hail mary pass Brady tried in the Super Bowl fell incomplete.
Start with the pictures, 11 pictures on the profile, 9 of them closeups of her chest and a couple of bare boob pictures. Who would you imagine you're going to be attracting first and foremost? Did you guess people who have been attracted by the bodacious tatas and probably didn't read a word of your fucking profile? Well then you've correctly answered the fucking bonus question.
Okay, okay, as a general rule even women with a couple of non specific, non sexual pictures (Or even no pictures, err or a picture of a lighthouse) are going to attract a lot of players, but must you go out of your way to encourage them?
Right then, YOU'RE cheating on your fucking husband, where the fuck do you get off whining because you ended up hooking up with married guys, also cheating on their spouse? Like attracts like.
Oh yes, and that whole, "no longer looking" bullshit? Right, it's bullshit. You're no longer looking because of all the people who lied to you? Delete your fucking profile and get on with your life. All you're doing with that profile opening is attracting the sort of predator who may not lie to you, but will definitely take full advantage of you being in that sort of vulnerable state... Which in turn gives you yet more to cry about later on down the line.
Speaking of preying upon the vulnerable, i'm reminded of a particular ad that was placed on Craig's List just after Hurricane Katrina hit the New Orleans/Southern Mississippi area. This guy was offering a place to stay for either a single mother or a single woman displaced by the storm. In return for a place to stay, the woman would be required to serve him in much the same way as many of us envision a D/s type relationship.... This would be her repayment for his "kindness." The shitbags are out there, just waiting.
"Imagine a place, a farm, a training center for submissives, servants, maids and slaves. The only way in would by submitting to a contract, you’d write by hand."
"You’d go there out of your free will and you would not leave before the end of the contract.
It would be a place where you’d learn to serve and obey, explore your limitations, gifts, talents and overcome your fears. It would be a safe place and yet frightening, for you’d give up your rights as a free person and become a trainee, a novice in the fine arts of servitude.
There would be a main house, where the trainers and leader would reside, and there would be cells and stables, as sleeping accommodation for the trainees. It would be a like square farm or a roman villa structure, where you’d finally become what deep inside yourself, you had always been."
The above is from a 48/45 Dom/Domme couple in Belgium, and there are other parts of this profile, advertising this place that can only be described as a Slave Utopia. Well, Dom/me Utopia seeing as they are only allowing subs and slaves to "apply."
Right, now this profile contains three photos. Now I swear i'm not making it up, but two of those photos show a woman on a St. Andrews Cross, mouths open and spread eagle....(Two different women) But there's something just under these women's legs.. something blue... A pose ball.
Yep, these pictures are from SecondLife, as is the photo of his "roman villa" he speaks of in the profile. Just Sayin'! Hey if you apply for this, get ready to have to download SecondLife.
I've been having a bit of fun trying to find some of the people my new favorite profile tootrue2 speaks of in her journals. She likes to give them cute nicknames such as "Motorcycle Dom" and "Rollercoaster Dom."
So, let's have a look at Motorcycle Dom and Rollercoaster Dom and even though these two have been well and fully taken to the proverbial woodshed by tootrue2, I just can't resist picking at the scabs a little.
Right then..
Let's start with Roller Coaster Dom, a 65 male dominant in Massachusetts..
"Consent is not something that is debated at every turn. It is given once and only after trust and thought have gone into it. Period. After that, all is left to the Dominant. No challenging his decisions. You have given control and that is that."
I actually don't disagree with the first part of this, consent not being debated at every turn.... And he seems to understand that this consent is not given at the drop of a hat, so we'll give him that one... Up until the point where the submissive doesn't feel as if she is getting what she signed up for, or perhaps no longer getting it. Then guess what happens?
"Withdraw your consent and the relationship is at a end."
Yeah, no shit? I think that's rather a clue the relationship is at an end. She don't want you no mo'. Hey, at least he's not one of those, "no hope of release" sort of folks.. although this next bit rather seems to indicate it's what he'd prefer.
"I Believe you should conceptualize this as a Roller Coaster Ride. Once started, you cannot stop in the middle of the ride and say " This is too steep! Let me off!" You either ride the ride to the end or don't get on."
And now, the comment that is reponsible for the nickname tootrue2 gave him.
What an absolute assinine comment to make. Especially when it comes on the heels of his own words about withdrawing consent. Withdrawing consent is something he doesn't feel should be an option.
"For those of you who approach a Dominant with a long list of limits, perhaps you should rethink your orientation. Most submissive limits lists are nothing more than a sad attempt to top from the bottom."
Awww shit, and hereeeeeeee we go! The old tried and true fallback to explain anything not of their ideals of submissive behavior, "topping from the bottom." Because DAMMIT, a submissive should NEVER have the sort of fucking intelligence or self worth (Preservation?)it takes to say, "You know, I don't want certain things to be done to me."
Heh, let's couple that topping from the bottom comment with the last two lines of his profile...
"I am prepared to accept supplications from an INTELLIGENT submissive/slave that desire to expand their real time personal experiences."
Dude, You really shouldn't say you're seeking someone who is intelligent... And then go off on rants about when they actually use said intelligence you say you seek, to determine that perhaps there are certain activities or parts of this scene they don't want to explore.
No, really I get what you're saying, though.. By "intelligent" you mean someone who recognizes you for the all encompassing, all knowing MASTER you are, right?
All right then, let's move along to Motorcycle Dom.. This is a 50 male dominant in Massachusetts. Point of interest, tootrue2 does the majority of her posts about those in Mass, but i've seen some recent ones from other places, look out :-P
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This cat is looking for the "total package" and tootrue2 rips his ass for some of the things said slave must be when he's not exactly the total package himself..
Now, after reading this guys profile, there's some fucking funny shit in there beginning with the paragragh that starts out with, "About me:"
Just WOW!! Works in the hotel industry in upper management, UPPER fucking MANANGEMENT!!.. A scuba diving "dive master".. a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, PLUS!!! a former member of the armed forces, the Green Berets.
Eh I really wish you assholes who claim to have been a Navy Seal, or a Ranger or anything of the sort would get it that the sort of person who was REALLY a member of those organizations generally don't talk about it. They don't use that shit to get laid is what I mean. And how come no one ever puts in their profile that they were a supply clerk in the Army?
Right, the one picture of this guy is of a errrr.... typical white collar type,*smirk* jeans and Patriot's jacket, snot rag hanging from a pocket.. You know, the sort of shit upper management types tend to wear when they go out in public and pose for photos in front of buildings.
Seriously, being an accounting clerk at a medium sized hotel is NOT upper management. Besides, why even mention you're in fucking upper management (tranlates into, "makes the big bucks", don't deny it, dipshit.) then go on to state you refuse to be someone's sugar daddy? Dude, making the big bucks is the only fucking chance someone like you has to find the head turning total package you want.
Anyhow, there is one line in this profile that flat out tells you this moron is totally clueless..
"I am strict and very demanding, I hate failure in a submissive /slave."
Now, what exactly can be construed as failure in a submissive or slave when the prevailing opinion of the community at large, (Not that i've polled them but I believe most would ageee on this) is that a submissive or slave directly reflects upon the dominant, yes, yes?
So that means if there is a failure, guess whose fault it is? It has to be the dominant's seeing as the general consensus for this type of person is that the submissive is basically nothing without her dominant to "guide" her on her journey.
And why is it these sorts feel the need to add one or more photos of some hot woman in their profile, in some wide open pose?
Hmmm, I must have writer's block the past few months.. All of a sudden the lulz are just jumping out at me in profiles i've seen before but didn't see the funny in them..
I'm not gonna speculate too much.. just gonna keep on keeping on..
Laterz
Oh come on now, you've seen many profiles like that, haven't ya? Of course you have.
Right then, I believe on the average for every 100 guys looking for the sort of broken person who would be interested in that brand of umm, domination, there are probably one or two such broken women. Would you say that's an accurate assessment of these particular demographics, 100 of these dominants for every one or two broken women? Make no mistake, any woman who would willingly subject herself to the sort of crap MasterDontCareAboutYou wants to do to her, is a broken person.
Yeah, i'd say so too. So, given that... What must we think of the profile that claims they are being approached by many such women? Well, that they're some lying mother fuckers comes to mind right off the bat.
Now, how do we know this, you ask? Because those two broken women are getting so many messages I seriously doubt they have any time on Collarme that isn't devoted to dealing with the massive amount of messages THEY are getting to even know you clowns exist.
You assholes are a dime a dozen and the broken women you seek are the fucking commodity here, not you. Besides, not one of you have anything at all about yourselves in your profiles except for how domly you are and a few catch words like, "well off" or something to that effect... And then have the nerve to get offended when some hot little gold digger comes around looking to get paid.
"Fakes and scammers, stay away!" Yeah, that'll scare em off. Do you dipshits even get that the scammers aren't reading profiles to know that you wish them to stay away from you?
Here's a profile i've seen for quite some time under her current name, and a previous name, and this poor girl has gone through quite a few fake doms..
This is a 50 female submissive in Louisiana, her profile changes quite a lot and this newest version of her profile is one of defeat.. Here, let me show you the new first couple of lines from it.
"No longer looking, have realized because of the ppl on here that have lied to me so much I can't trust anymore."
Yeah, another defeated soul who logged onto CM with high hopes only to have her hopes and dreams shattered by the fake doms and players she's encountered.
Hmm, she has this bit toward the bottom of the profile..
"I look for a Dom that wants a mix of vanilla and bdsm, who is honest, loving and has character. Blonde, blue and curvy and a bit spoiled. Discretion needed will explain."
Uh oh, there's that huge honking red flag waving all over the place.. "Discretion needed, will explain."
Ask her to explain and you'll be told that 10 or so years ago her husband cheated on her and well, payback is a bitch eh? Right, so she's married.
Now, along with the "I'm no longer looking" bit on the front end, she's put this on the back end..
"Xxxxxx - the greek- was a fraud...married. 3rd Dom in a row a fake.....makes one wonder about this site. Xxxxxxxxxx is a fake too, married with 8 kids....my Dom before him was a fake.... I have become a fake magnet lol"
Yeah, i'm not in any way trying to deny there are oodles and oodles of players and spouse cheaters out there.. But after 4 or 5 times getting your ass singed in pretty much the same way, it's probably a good idea to start wondering why it keeps happening instead of not taking responsibility for your own choices and simply blaming the fakes and players.. You know, no matter how many times you watch it, that hail mary pass Brady tried in the Super Bowl fell incomplete.
Start with the pictures, 11 pictures on the profile, 9 of them closeups of her chest and a couple of bare boob pictures. Who would you imagine you're going to be attracting first and foremost? Did you guess people who have been attracted by the bodacious tatas and probably didn't read a word of your fucking profile? Well then you've correctly answered the fucking bonus question.
Okay, okay, as a general rule even women with a couple of non specific, non sexual pictures (Or even no pictures, err or a picture of a lighthouse) are going to attract a lot of players, but must you go out of your way to encourage them?
Right then, YOU'RE cheating on your fucking husband, where the fuck do you get off whining because you ended up hooking up with married guys, also cheating on their spouse? Like attracts like.
Oh yes, and that whole, "no longer looking" bullshit? Right, it's bullshit. You're no longer looking because of all the people who lied to you? Delete your fucking profile and get on with your life. All you're doing with that profile opening is attracting the sort of predator who may not lie to you, but will definitely take full advantage of you being in that sort of vulnerable state... Which in turn gives you yet more to cry about later on down the line.
Speaking of preying upon the vulnerable, i'm reminded of a particular ad that was placed on Craig's List just after Hurricane Katrina hit the New Orleans/Southern Mississippi area. This guy was offering a place to stay for either a single mother or a single woman displaced by the storm. In return for a place to stay, the woman would be required to serve him in much the same way as many of us envision a D/s type relationship.... This would be her repayment for his "kindness." The shitbags are out there, just waiting.
"Imagine a place, a farm, a training center for submissives, servants, maids and slaves. The only way in would by submitting to a contract, you’d write by hand."
"You’d go there out of your free will and you would not leave before the end of the contract.
It would be a place where you’d learn to serve and obey, explore your limitations, gifts, talents and overcome your fears. It would be a safe place and yet frightening, for you’d give up your rights as a free person and become a trainee, a novice in the fine arts of servitude.
There would be a main house, where the trainers and leader would reside, and there would be cells and stables, as sleeping accommodation for the trainees. It would be a like square farm or a roman villa structure, where you’d finally become what deep inside yourself, you had always been."
The above is from a 48/45 Dom/Domme couple in Belgium, and there are other parts of this profile, advertising this place that can only be described as a Slave Utopia. Well, Dom/me Utopia seeing as they are only allowing subs and slaves to "apply."
Right, now this profile contains three photos. Now I swear i'm not making it up, but two of those photos show a woman on a St. Andrews Cross, mouths open and spread eagle....(Two different women) But there's something just under these women's legs.. something blue... A pose ball.
Yep, these pictures are from SecondLife, as is the photo of his "roman villa" he speaks of in the profile. Just Sayin'! Hey if you apply for this, get ready to have to download SecondLife.
I've been having a bit of fun trying to find some of the people my new favorite profile tootrue2 speaks of in her journals. She likes to give them cute nicknames such as "Motorcycle Dom" and "Rollercoaster Dom."
So, let's have a look at Motorcycle Dom and Rollercoaster Dom and even though these two have been well and fully taken to the proverbial woodshed by tootrue2, I just can't resist picking at the scabs a little.
Right then..
Let's start with Roller Coaster Dom, a 65 male dominant in Massachusetts..
"Consent is not something that is debated at every turn. It is given once and only after trust and thought have gone into it. Period. After that, all is left to the Dominant. No challenging his decisions. You have given control and that is that."
I actually don't disagree with the first part of this, consent not being debated at every turn.... And he seems to understand that this consent is not given at the drop of a hat, so we'll give him that one... Up until the point where the submissive doesn't feel as if she is getting what she signed up for, or perhaps no longer getting it. Then guess what happens?
"Withdraw your consent and the relationship is at a end."
Yeah, no shit? I think that's rather a clue the relationship is at an end. She don't want you no mo'. Hey, at least he's not one of those, "no hope of release" sort of folks.. although this next bit rather seems to indicate it's what he'd prefer.
"I Believe you should conceptualize this as a Roller Coaster Ride. Once started, you cannot stop in the middle of the ride and say " This is too steep! Let me off!" You either ride the ride to the end or don't get on."
And now, the comment that is reponsible for the nickname tootrue2 gave him.
What an absolute assinine comment to make. Especially when it comes on the heels of his own words about withdrawing consent. Withdrawing consent is something he doesn't feel should be an option.
"For those of you who approach a Dominant with a long list of limits, perhaps you should rethink your orientation. Most submissive limits lists are nothing more than a sad attempt to top from the bottom."
Awww shit, and hereeeeeeee we go! The old tried and true fallback to explain anything not of their ideals of submissive behavior, "topping from the bottom." Because DAMMIT, a submissive should NEVER have the sort of fucking intelligence or self worth (Preservation?)it takes to say, "You know, I don't want certain things to be done to me."
Heh, let's couple that topping from the bottom comment with the last two lines of his profile...
"I am prepared to accept supplications from an INTELLIGENT submissive/slave that desire to expand their real time personal experiences."
Dude, You really shouldn't say you're seeking someone who is intelligent... And then go off on rants about when they actually use said intelligence you say you seek, to determine that perhaps there are certain activities or parts of this scene they don't want to explore.
No, really I get what you're saying, though.. By "intelligent" you mean someone who recognizes you for the all encompassing, all knowing MASTER you are, right?
All right then, let's move along to Motorcycle Dom.. This is a 50 male dominant in Massachusetts. Point of interest, tootrue2 does the majority of her posts about those in Mass, but i've seen some recent ones from other places, look out :-P
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This cat is looking for the "total package" and tootrue2 rips his ass for some of the things said slave must be when he's not exactly the total package himself..
Now, after reading this guys profile, there's some fucking funny shit in there beginning with the paragragh that starts out with, "About me:"
Just WOW!! Works in the hotel industry in upper management, UPPER fucking MANANGEMENT!!.. A scuba diving "dive master".. a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, PLUS!!! a former member of the armed forces, the Green Berets.
Eh I really wish you assholes who claim to have been a Navy Seal, or a Ranger or anything of the sort would get it that the sort of person who was REALLY a member of those organizations generally don't talk about it. They don't use that shit to get laid is what I mean. And how come no one ever puts in their profile that they were a supply clerk in the Army?
Right, the one picture of this guy is of a errrr.... typical white collar type,*smirk* jeans and Patriot's jacket, snot rag hanging from a pocket.. You know, the sort of shit upper management types tend to wear when they go out in public and pose for photos in front of buildings.
Seriously, being an accounting clerk at a medium sized hotel is NOT upper management. Besides, why even mention you're in fucking upper management (tranlates into, "makes the big bucks", don't deny it, dipshit.) then go on to state you refuse to be someone's sugar daddy? Dude, making the big bucks is the only fucking chance someone like you has to find the head turning total package you want.
Anyhow, there is one line in this profile that flat out tells you this moron is totally clueless..
"I am strict and very demanding, I hate failure in a submissive /slave."
Now, what exactly can be construed as failure in a submissive or slave when the prevailing opinion of the community at large, (Not that i've polled them but I believe most would ageee on this) is that a submissive or slave directly reflects upon the dominant, yes, yes?
So that means if there is a failure, guess whose fault it is? It has to be the dominant's seeing as the general consensus for this type of person is that the submissive is basically nothing without her dominant to "guide" her on her journey.
And why is it these sorts feel the need to add one or more photos of some hot woman in their profile, in some wide open pose?
Hmmm, I must have writer's block the past few months.. All of a sudden the lulz are just jumping out at me in profiles i've seen before but didn't see the funny in them..
I'm not gonna speculate too much.. just gonna keep on keeping on..
Laterz
Monday, May 7, 2012
I'm going to start this one off by talking about something that has nothing to do with CM or BDSM...
The Rock n Roll Hall of Pretentious Critics. AKA, The Rock n Roll Hall of Fame. I think it's a great idea to enshrine some of Rock n Roll's greats in a Hall of Fame. But, I simply cannot take them seriously when they induct someone such as Laura Nyro and the Beastie Boys, and bands like Kiss, Rush, and Jethro Tull are snubbed year after year.
Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with Laura Nyro being enshrined in this hallowed (snicker) institution, and I only laugh a little (OKay, a lot) when I hear the name of the Beastie Boys and Hall of Fame in the same breath. But come on!
Here are the criteria for enshrinement.
"Artists become eligible for induction 25 years after the release of their first record. Criteria include the influence and significance of the artists’ contributions to the development and perpetuation of rock and roll.
The Foundation’s nominating committee, composed of rock and roll historians, selects nominees each year in the Performer category. Ballots are then sent to an international voting body of more than 500 rock experts. Those performers who receive the highest number of votes - and more than 50 percent of the vote - are inducted. The Foundation generally inducts five to seven performers each year."
Like them or not, how can any reasonable person say that a band like Kiss doesn't belong in such a Hall of Fame using that criteria?
Kiss are a prime example of a band making it big without being critically acclaimed. In fact, critics do not like Kiss at all, so they took their case to the ones who REALLY matter, the people.They're the ultimate road warriors.
The one thing Kiss did the critics actually liked was an album no Kiss fan wanted in 1981,(Note to Kiss: We want it NOW.. Play The Fucking Oath for fuck's fake!) and an album the band still distances themselves from. Especially the sort of critics who get to vote on who gets enshrined. Make no mistake, these are not "rock experts" doing the voting, these are hand picked by Rolling Stone magazine.
Okay, i'm a Kiss fan and I admit this freely, but how about some of these other acts who are not in the hall of fame?
Joan Baez. Joe Cocker. Deep Purple. Devo. The Guess Who. Stevie Ray Vaughn. Joan Jett. Styx. Moody Blues. Warren Zevon. Jethro Tull, and Rush. There are others of course, that's just a small example of the sort of acts excluded while The Beastie Boys are inducted.
Rolling Stone magazine contributor Dave Marsh, who is on the Hall of Fame nominating committee said this once of KISS:
"Kiss is not a great band, Kiss was never a great band, Kiss never will be a great band, and I have done my share to keep them off the ballot."--Dave Marsh, Rolling Stone Magazine."
Kiss are not great musicians, a fact Gene Simmons stated himself way back in the 70's. But not a great band? C'mon man.
My only hope is that when/if they ever do selct Kiss for enshrinement, Kiss will do the right thing and decline the "honor." But knowing Gene Simmons, it will trigger a classic Kiss marketing blitz hyping it to the moon and beyond. And why not? Hype is what their brand of Rock n Roll is all about, no one does it better and they've been doing it 40 years.
Best of all? They deliver on all the hype.
Right then, back to our regularily scheduled bit of satire.
For some reason, the profile of MstressAriel is no longer there. Deleted or just lost? Hmm, Seems strange that the real profile gets deleted and the joke profile remains untouched. At least of this writing, it's still there. The UltimateDomme profile I mean.
Perhaps that will change now that i'm mentioning it. I've honestly not expected the UltimateDomme profile to last as long as it did, that it has while the profile containing my real identity gets deleted is frankly pretty fucking funny.
Now, if UD ever does get deleted from CollarMe, i'll not be waging some sort of campaign to protest or anything like that. In fact if that happens UltimateDomme will simply cease to exist. Really, if a CM Admin had ever messaged and told me to cool it with my blog, I would have.
I got a message from an 18 male dominant from Gillingham,Kent in the UK.. The message itself was nothing more that an offer for a partnership. Well wait, here it is.
"hey there beautiful. fancy a partnership"
The profile is empty with the exception of one photo. Try to imagine the Harry Potter actor in say the 2nd movie in the series, give him blonde hair instead of black and you get this kid.
No no, this kid seriously looks like he is no more than 12 years old. Now you know I just HAD to mention this to him...
"Shouldn't you be out playing football for your Jr. High School?"
Right then, by football I of course mean soccer because really a mousey 12 year old Harry Potter lookalike has no business putting on the pads and playing American Football, but that's off point.
So what IS the point, you ask? The same as it was before, looks may not be everything, but there's no way possible anyone could take someone claiming to be a dominant seriously who looks like his only worry should be whether or not he will pass 7th grade math.
Here's a profile that starts out by uniquely stating right up front that he is married and is only seeking online.. and after the usual nonsense about his wife being vanilla and all that crap he goes on to state that his perfect fit would be someone who is also seeking strictly online. So far so good, yes?
It's a 26 male dominant in Florida and after the above introduction the profile then heads out in another direction.. He speaks a little of his D/s ideas and the like.. and then goes on to list TWENTY-SIX, yes 26 requirements for his "strictly online" slave.
1. Fully Bisexual. 2. Good Appearance. 3. Duties such as cooking and cleaning. 4.Poly. 5.STD Free. 6.Possible for kids later on. 7.He claims the right to dictate tattoos/piercings. 8.Work is undecided. 9.His limits, doesn't care about yours. 10. Pain.. expect it. 11.Limited puclic display. 12.Humiliation, expect it. 13. Dress.. Of course to his specification. 14. Orgasms, don't expect many. 15.Punishment, but of course. 16. Breasts, unless you have DD naturals or implants, you'll be taking breast enlargement pills. 17. Healthcare, he will provide. 18. Slave Hierarchy. 19. If you're a switch you may be permitted to domiante other slaves, but never expect to be dominant over HIM.. oh no no.. 19 again, Hair, on head, yes. all other places, no. 20. Full service. 21. You will practice good hygiene at all times. 22. Safe Sex, bareback always perferred but anyone you fuck will have been tested. 23. Obedience, this should be your only pleasure, obeying. 24. Safe word okay in the beginning, but not later. 25. Recruitment, you will be required at all times to be on the lookout. 26. Your attitude, must be respectful toward him..
Yeah, it was actually 27 since 19 was used twice. Those are just the bullet points, this cat gives an explanation of each one. It's a long profile.
Eh.. errrr.. All of this for a strictly online relationship?
Find this profile and you'll also be treated to a journal entry detailing your first three days with him.... It's written as if this is actually happening in a face to face meeting, and it talks of not being fed and kept in the kennel for 72 hours.. so on and so forth..
One of the funniest profiles i've seen in awhile.
And now a disclaimer. The writer of this blog claims or accepts no responsibility for you spewing liquids out of your nose while reading this blog. This is simply a friendly reminder about drinking diet pepsi (Or anything else) while reading my ramblings... Even if you are the owner of my new favorite profile.
Heh, one of the three alberta fakes has flown the coop. WendyWendyWendy has moved from Alberta and is now located in Connecticut, USA. Oh dear me. Hmmm, wonder if he moved to be closer to Cory4u who of course relocated his profile to Minnesota? Heh. he put new photos up of a completely different person.
Moving right along... here's a 55 female submissive in Pennsylvania and the profile itself is nothing out of the ordinary, but her latest journal entry is a bit.. errr.. dramatic.
"It recently came to my attention that my password had been STOLEN on another site that i was on a lot by someone I trusted with my life and loved with all my heart! I will never trust or love again....."
You trusted them with your life and loved with all your heart.... Yet your issue here is your password on another kink site was stolen? Are you sure you don't mean you gave him the password and he did some naughty things with your photos on that other site?
But never trust or love again because your password on a kink site got hijacked by someone? Let's keep it in perspective, miss Drama Queen.
Here's a little something from the Truth in Advertising files.
This person's name (A financial cunt just to point it out) is DoWhatYourTold24. Here's the first line of the profile.
"IN NEED OF A ENGLISH HOMEWORK BITCH!"
MmmHmm. Yes, I'd say that is something you're very much in need of finding.
Ah, not too much to say this time around.. I just woke up this morning and decided I wanted to make a new post. Pretty sick that I can just decide that and be able to find the lulz to post that quickly huh?
Right then.. laterz.
The Rock n Roll Hall of Pretentious Critics. AKA, The Rock n Roll Hall of Fame. I think it's a great idea to enshrine some of Rock n Roll's greats in a Hall of Fame. But, I simply cannot take them seriously when they induct someone such as Laura Nyro and the Beastie Boys, and bands like Kiss, Rush, and Jethro Tull are snubbed year after year.
Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with Laura Nyro being enshrined in this hallowed (snicker) institution, and I only laugh a little (OKay, a lot) when I hear the name of the Beastie Boys and Hall of Fame in the same breath. But come on!
Here are the criteria for enshrinement.
"Artists become eligible for induction 25 years after the release of their first record. Criteria include the influence and significance of the artists’ contributions to the development and perpetuation of rock and roll.
The Foundation’s nominating committee, composed of rock and roll historians, selects nominees each year in the Performer category. Ballots are then sent to an international voting body of more than 500 rock experts. Those performers who receive the highest number of votes - and more than 50 percent of the vote - are inducted. The Foundation generally inducts five to seven performers each year."
Like them or not, how can any reasonable person say that a band like Kiss doesn't belong in such a Hall of Fame using that criteria?
Kiss are a prime example of a band making it big without being critically acclaimed. In fact, critics do not like Kiss at all, so they took their case to the ones who REALLY matter, the people.They're the ultimate road warriors.
The one thing Kiss did the critics actually liked was an album no Kiss fan wanted in 1981,(Note to Kiss: We want it NOW.. Play The Fucking Oath for fuck's fake!) and an album the band still distances themselves from. Especially the sort of critics who get to vote on who gets enshrined. Make no mistake, these are not "rock experts" doing the voting, these are hand picked by Rolling Stone magazine.
Okay, i'm a Kiss fan and I admit this freely, but how about some of these other acts who are not in the hall of fame?
Joan Baez. Joe Cocker. Deep Purple. Devo. The Guess Who. Stevie Ray Vaughn. Joan Jett. Styx. Moody Blues. Warren Zevon. Jethro Tull, and Rush. There are others of course, that's just a small example of the sort of acts excluded while The Beastie Boys are inducted.
Rolling Stone magazine contributor Dave Marsh, who is on the Hall of Fame nominating committee said this once of KISS:
"Kiss is not a great band, Kiss was never a great band, Kiss never will be a great band, and I have done my share to keep them off the ballot."--Dave Marsh, Rolling Stone Magazine."
Kiss are not great musicians, a fact Gene Simmons stated himself way back in the 70's. But not a great band? C'mon man.
My only hope is that when/if they ever do selct Kiss for enshrinement, Kiss will do the right thing and decline the "honor." But knowing Gene Simmons, it will trigger a classic Kiss marketing blitz hyping it to the moon and beyond. And why not? Hype is what their brand of Rock n Roll is all about, no one does it better and they've been doing it 40 years.
Best of all? They deliver on all the hype.
Right then, back to our regularily scheduled bit of satire.
For some reason, the profile of MstressAriel is no longer there. Deleted or just lost? Hmm, Seems strange that the real profile gets deleted and the joke profile remains untouched. At least of this writing, it's still there. The UltimateDomme profile I mean.
Perhaps that will change now that i'm mentioning it. I've honestly not expected the UltimateDomme profile to last as long as it did, that it has while the profile containing my real identity gets deleted is frankly pretty fucking funny.
Now, if UD ever does get deleted from CollarMe, i'll not be waging some sort of campaign to protest or anything like that. In fact if that happens UltimateDomme will simply cease to exist. Really, if a CM Admin had ever messaged and told me to cool it with my blog, I would have.
I got a message from an 18 male dominant from Gillingham,Kent in the UK.. The message itself was nothing more that an offer for a partnership. Well wait, here it is.
"hey there beautiful. fancy a partnership"
The profile is empty with the exception of one photo. Try to imagine the Harry Potter actor in say the 2nd movie in the series, give him blonde hair instead of black and you get this kid.
No no, this kid seriously looks like he is no more than 12 years old. Now you know I just HAD to mention this to him...
"Shouldn't you be out playing football for your Jr. High School?"
Right then, by football I of course mean soccer because really a mousey 12 year old Harry Potter lookalike has no business putting on the pads and playing American Football, but that's off point.
So what IS the point, you ask? The same as it was before, looks may not be everything, but there's no way possible anyone could take someone claiming to be a dominant seriously who looks like his only worry should be whether or not he will pass 7th grade math.
Here's a profile that starts out by uniquely stating right up front that he is married and is only seeking online.. and after the usual nonsense about his wife being vanilla and all that crap he goes on to state that his perfect fit would be someone who is also seeking strictly online. So far so good, yes?
It's a 26 male dominant in Florida and after the above introduction the profile then heads out in another direction.. He speaks a little of his D/s ideas and the like.. and then goes on to list TWENTY-SIX, yes 26 requirements for his "strictly online" slave.
1. Fully Bisexual. 2. Good Appearance. 3. Duties such as cooking and cleaning. 4.Poly. 5.STD Free. 6.Possible for kids later on. 7.He claims the right to dictate tattoos/piercings. 8.Work is undecided. 9.His limits, doesn't care about yours. 10. Pain.. expect it. 11.Limited puclic display. 12.Humiliation, expect it. 13. Dress.. Of course to his specification. 14. Orgasms, don't expect many. 15.Punishment, but of course. 16. Breasts, unless you have DD naturals or implants, you'll be taking breast enlargement pills. 17. Healthcare, he will provide. 18. Slave Hierarchy. 19. If you're a switch you may be permitted to domiante other slaves, but never expect to be dominant over HIM.. oh no no.. 19 again, Hair, on head, yes. all other places, no. 20. Full service. 21. You will practice good hygiene at all times. 22. Safe Sex, bareback always perferred but anyone you fuck will have been tested. 23. Obedience, this should be your only pleasure, obeying. 24. Safe word okay in the beginning, but not later. 25. Recruitment, you will be required at all times to be on the lookout. 26. Your attitude, must be respectful toward him..
Yeah, it was actually 27 since 19 was used twice. Those are just the bullet points, this cat gives an explanation of each one. It's a long profile.
Eh.. errrr.. All of this for a strictly online relationship?
Find this profile and you'll also be treated to a journal entry detailing your first three days with him.... It's written as if this is actually happening in a face to face meeting, and it talks of not being fed and kept in the kennel for 72 hours.. so on and so forth..
One of the funniest profiles i've seen in awhile.
And now a disclaimer. The writer of this blog claims or accepts no responsibility for you spewing liquids out of your nose while reading this blog. This is simply a friendly reminder about drinking diet pepsi (Or anything else) while reading my ramblings... Even if you are the owner of my new favorite profile.
Heh, one of the three alberta fakes has flown the coop. WendyWendyWendy has moved from Alberta and is now located in Connecticut, USA. Oh dear me. Hmmm, wonder if he moved to be closer to Cory4u who of course relocated his profile to Minnesota? Heh. he put new photos up of a completely different person.
Moving right along... here's a 55 female submissive in Pennsylvania and the profile itself is nothing out of the ordinary, but her latest journal entry is a bit.. errr.. dramatic.
"It recently came to my attention that my password had been STOLEN on another site that i was on a lot by someone I trusted with my life and loved with all my heart! I will never trust or love again....."
You trusted them with your life and loved with all your heart.... Yet your issue here is your password on another kink site was stolen? Are you sure you don't mean you gave him the password and he did some naughty things with your photos on that other site?
But never trust or love again because your password on a kink site got hijacked by someone? Let's keep it in perspective, miss Drama Queen.
Here's a little something from the Truth in Advertising files.
This person's name (A financial cunt just to point it out) is DoWhatYourTold24. Here's the first line of the profile.
"IN NEED OF A ENGLISH HOMEWORK BITCH!"
MmmHmm. Yes, I'd say that is something you're very much in need of finding.
Ah, not too much to say this time around.. I just woke up this morning and decided I wanted to make a new post. Pretty sick that I can just decide that and be able to find the lulz to post that quickly huh?
Right then.. laterz.
Thursday, April 19, 2012
Back again...
Hey, I've got something to Say!
Yeah I know, as if that's anything new, right?
Since I posted my last entry i've gotten some very good comments and questions on Collarme... I'd like to take a few minutes to answer them.
I've mentioned quite a few times about people with the same typing styles, and I was asked a question in reference to that.
A typing or writing style is as unique as a fingerprint. Turns of a phrase, punctuation, emphasis, sentence structure, and many other little "quirks" make up one's style.
A couple of examples of the last couple of times i've mentioned it... Three people who are supposed to live in the same house, their profiles use the same sort of rambling, frequently sidetracked sort of paragragh styling. Along with that, they make the same sort of mispellings, and the same turns of a phrase.
To the "well known Pro Domme" who left the comment here, I was not "nit picking" their spelling, (Really, I only make fun of spelling when that person is ranting about dumb people and shit like that.) that was just one of the things that jumped out at me when looking at the writing in the three profiles, the letters sent to me, and your recent comment. It was not a difficult leap to get there. It's clear all three profiles are being operated by the same person. The message sent to me that was full of holes only solidified it, really.
Another example is an owned submissive female who while chatting with some folks on Yahoo apparently had enough of the morons she was chatting with so went off to fetch her master to take over the keyboard. When master starts to type and set the moron straight, this cat was using the same SORT of "EMPHASIS" on certain WORDS, along with the same sort of quirk, the usage of three dashes (--- instead of three dots... Rather unique.) to separate some sentences.
Further, when viewing the guy's CM profile it was clearly not written the way he was typing, as he was typing in the same fashion as HER profile is written. Bottom line, the keyboard never changed hands during those chats.
In other words, I didn't just come out of left field and made some shit up just to have something to post, I actually researched it. I'm not making accusations, i'm making observations.
Two people since the last posting asked me if I were an Admin of Collarme, and a third asked if CM knew about my blog and what do they think about it.
No, I am not now nor have I ever been an admin of Collarme, or affiliated with them in any way with the exception that I have a profile on there.
I don't know for sure if they know about it, but I do know my profile has been reported a few times so it's a good bet they are aware of the profile. As for what they think about it, I couldn't tell you as no one from CM has ever contacted me. If I had to guess, I would say they would not give it their approval.
I was defending them in my last post because I was frankly tired of seeing all the misinformed who like to accuse them of the things I spoke of in the last post. Not that I expect what I posted to change anyone's mind on the matter, some people just see conspiracy everywere.
There was also one derisive comment about how all I want is for people to go to my site and read my dribble.
Well... Yeah that's rather the reason I post on the two journals that i've updated the blog and give the site address for it. I admit it, I want people to read my blog. As for calling it dribble, not a problem. I'm sure there are many who don't like what i'm writing and it doesn't bother me.
I give this same advice to anyone who messages with those sorts of comments. My advice to them is to put my profile on hide so that it does not come up when you're browsing. If you do that, your problem is solved and I cease to exist in your online world.
I want to direct you all to a profile on collarme that is beyond funny. The person's name is "tootrue2" and she's been around since November, slicing morons apart in her journals. I saw some of the things i've covered in her journals, and found myself not able to stop myself from reading all the way through it, giggling every fucking second of the time. Here's a little example.
""So for those that have not responded back to me, here is a nice hearty message back to you "KISS MY ASS".
Wow, way to go dommy guy. A bunch of people aren't nice to you online and you have a little tantrum in your journal. Do you think that might increase your chances of making contact with women here?
Uh ... no genius it won't. You made yourself sound like a jerk and trust me, you've just made even MORE subs less likely to ever respond to you.
You know ... lots of you guys could use a little marketing course."
Check it out and you'll see what I mean, the profile is fucking brilliant. I say that not just because she sees things in much the same way I do, but for that reason if no other, I think she's brilliant.
Yeah, I have a bit of an ego.. So what?
Here's something that had me literally pointing at the computer screen, mouth hanging open, going..."But... But..."
Anyway, this profile was a 36 female slave in New York who in a journal entry posted a warning about someone who "tricked" her into sending photos for the purpose of blackmail. That went wrong because he was going to use said photos to start a new account.
So, this profile had about 14 pictures of this woman with cocks in her mouth, legs up with a plug in her ass.. and other things of that nature.. Most of these same photos clearly show her face.. In fact all but one show her face.
Ummm.. Errr.. So what the fuck kind of pictures could you have sent that were any more compromising than the ones already on your profile that anyone could simply save to their computer, and used those to start this new account?
She calls the person who did this a "picture thief"..Err... But.. But.. But..
You GAVE him the fucking pictures! You do realize that if you give someone consent to blackmail you, they're most likely going to do things with the information you've given them that you're not going to like? You know, things such as using your photos for a new account that he's going to use to trade photos of young girls.
Oh yes, the person she was referring to? Ah you know him, it's the world famous BillBoston, who is responsible for Sandra68, Sandra688 and DarcyMistress just to name a few.. Accounts that are used to trade photos of young girls.
Here's a message I got on MstressAriel from a 46 female switch in Florida that left me weak in the knees and whimpering.
Well no, actually I was pissing myself laughing.
"Mistress
I am looking for someone to break my son of his desire to suck cock. He is a teenager and has a great buble butt. I have fucked him and allowed him to fill my mouth and pussy with his load.... he still sucks cock... can u help, please ?"
Could I stop myself from answering this message? Hmmm?
Oh hell no I couldn't.
"Yeah, I can help. Stop staring at your son's ass, cool it on sucking his cock and letting him fuck you. If he wants to suck cock, let him. I don't think i'd tell your fiancee what you just told me, though.. Just sayin'."
Interestingly enough, I didn't get a reply.
Well, I didn't have much to say this time.. But it's only been a couple of days since the last post. I'll be back though, count on it.
Yeah I know, as if that's anything new, right?
Since I posted my last entry i've gotten some very good comments and questions on Collarme... I'd like to take a few minutes to answer them.
I've mentioned quite a few times about people with the same typing styles, and I was asked a question in reference to that.
A typing or writing style is as unique as a fingerprint. Turns of a phrase, punctuation, emphasis, sentence structure, and many other little "quirks" make up one's style.
A couple of examples of the last couple of times i've mentioned it... Three people who are supposed to live in the same house, their profiles use the same sort of rambling, frequently sidetracked sort of paragragh styling. Along with that, they make the same sort of mispellings, and the same turns of a phrase.
To the "well known Pro Domme" who left the comment here, I was not "nit picking" their spelling, (Really, I only make fun of spelling when that person is ranting about dumb people and shit like that.) that was just one of the things that jumped out at me when looking at the writing in the three profiles, the letters sent to me, and your recent comment. It was not a difficult leap to get there. It's clear all three profiles are being operated by the same person. The message sent to me that was full of holes only solidified it, really.
Another example is an owned submissive female who while chatting with some folks on Yahoo apparently had enough of the morons she was chatting with so went off to fetch her master to take over the keyboard. When master starts to type and set the moron straight, this cat was using the same SORT of "EMPHASIS" on certain WORDS, along with the same sort of quirk, the usage of three dashes (--- instead of three dots... Rather unique.) to separate some sentences.
Further, when viewing the guy's CM profile it was clearly not written the way he was typing, as he was typing in the same fashion as HER profile is written. Bottom line, the keyboard never changed hands during those chats.
In other words, I didn't just come out of left field and made some shit up just to have something to post, I actually researched it. I'm not making accusations, i'm making observations.
Two people since the last posting asked me if I were an Admin of Collarme, and a third asked if CM knew about my blog and what do they think about it.
No, I am not now nor have I ever been an admin of Collarme, or affiliated with them in any way with the exception that I have a profile on there.
I don't know for sure if they know about it, but I do know my profile has been reported a few times so it's a good bet they are aware of the profile. As for what they think about it, I couldn't tell you as no one from CM has ever contacted me. If I had to guess, I would say they would not give it their approval.
I was defending them in my last post because I was frankly tired of seeing all the misinformed who like to accuse them of the things I spoke of in the last post. Not that I expect what I posted to change anyone's mind on the matter, some people just see conspiracy everywere.
There was also one derisive comment about how all I want is for people to go to my site and read my dribble.
Well... Yeah that's rather the reason I post on the two journals that i've updated the blog and give the site address for it. I admit it, I want people to read my blog. As for calling it dribble, not a problem. I'm sure there are many who don't like what i'm writing and it doesn't bother me.
I give this same advice to anyone who messages with those sorts of comments. My advice to them is to put my profile on hide so that it does not come up when you're browsing. If you do that, your problem is solved and I cease to exist in your online world.
I want to direct you all to a profile on collarme that is beyond funny. The person's name is "tootrue2" and she's been around since November, slicing morons apart in her journals. I saw some of the things i've covered in her journals, and found myself not able to stop myself from reading all the way through it, giggling every fucking second of the time. Here's a little example.
""So for those that have not responded back to me, here is a nice hearty message back to you "KISS MY ASS".
Wow, way to go dommy guy. A bunch of people aren't nice to you online and you have a little tantrum in your journal. Do you think that might increase your chances of making contact with women here?
Uh ... no genius it won't. You made yourself sound like a jerk and trust me, you've just made even MORE subs less likely to ever respond to you.
You know ... lots of you guys could use a little marketing course."
Check it out and you'll see what I mean, the profile is fucking brilliant. I say that not just because she sees things in much the same way I do, but for that reason if no other, I think she's brilliant.
Yeah, I have a bit of an ego.. So what?
Here's something that had me literally pointing at the computer screen, mouth hanging open, going..."But... But..."
Anyway, this profile was a 36 female slave in New York who in a journal entry posted a warning about someone who "tricked" her into sending photos for the purpose of blackmail. That went wrong because he was going to use said photos to start a new account.
So, this profile had about 14 pictures of this woman with cocks in her mouth, legs up with a plug in her ass.. and other things of that nature.. Most of these same photos clearly show her face.. In fact all but one show her face.
Ummm.. Errr.. So what the fuck kind of pictures could you have sent that were any more compromising than the ones already on your profile that anyone could simply save to their computer, and used those to start this new account?
She calls the person who did this a "picture thief"..Err... But.. But.. But..
You GAVE him the fucking pictures! You do realize that if you give someone consent to blackmail you, they're most likely going to do things with the information you've given them that you're not going to like? You know, things such as using your photos for a new account that he's going to use to trade photos of young girls.
Oh yes, the person she was referring to? Ah you know him, it's the world famous BillBoston, who is responsible for Sandra68, Sandra688 and DarcyMistress just to name a few.. Accounts that are used to trade photos of young girls.
Here's a message I got on MstressAriel from a 46 female switch in Florida that left me weak in the knees and whimpering.
Well no, actually I was pissing myself laughing.
"Mistress
I am looking for someone to break my son of his desire to suck cock. He is a teenager and has a great buble butt. I have fucked him and allowed him to fill my mouth and pussy with his load.... he still sucks cock... can u help, please ?"
Could I stop myself from answering this message? Hmmm?
Oh hell no I couldn't.
"Yeah, I can help. Stop staring at your son's ass, cool it on sucking his cock and letting him fuck you. If he wants to suck cock, let him. I don't think i'd tell your fiancee what you just told me, though.. Just sayin'."
Interestingly enough, I didn't get a reply.
Well, I didn't have much to say this time.. But it's only been a couple of days since the last post. I'll be back though, count on it.
Monday, April 16, 2012
Before I get into this post, I want to bring some folks up to date on UltimateDomme. To repeat what I posted over a year ago.. The real me on Collarme is MstressAriel. I know, now you're all disappointed that i'm really a middle aged broad and not the 24 year old hottie that is on the UltimateDomme profile.
I only mention it again because i've been getting asked quite a bit as to my real identity, and I fully understand people not wanting to read through this entire blog to find that information, so there is it again.
Well, I have another reason for posting that again. I've gotten one comment here on this blog, and another message on collarme that the UltimateDomme profile crashes their browser when it comes up. If that happens to you, let me know on the MstressAriel name. I'll delete and restart the account if need be.
Over the year and a half that i've been doing this blog, i've several times made mention of some of the various sites out there that are geared toward catching out fakes on Collarme.
The latest one is of course, Collarmefakes.com
I laugh at that site, just as I did at other sites of the same nature because they absurdly believe they're making some sort of difference, and providing a service to the kink community. They are not. All the fakes simply create new profiles and continue on their merry way. They're entertaining in much the same way as Nimbus and his collarmebusts website and the catchafake2 one. It was hilariously funny to see him on collarme after creating yet another new account after getting one deleted.
Actually it seems the active moderators on collarmefakes have something against collarme itself. Madman (One of the Super Moderators) posted in his "list of newest scammers!" post that he had a conversation with an admin of collarme who said they allow and promote the scammers because they get a cut of what they take in.
I'd LOVE to see the transcript of that particular conversation (If it actually happened) with a collarme admin admitting such a thing.
"Had a lengthy discussion with one of the Admins of collarme this morning. I learned that cm is promoting or allowing all of the above mentioned profiles as it receives a cut in the profit for the idjuts that actually pay money to the promoters of said profiles. So don't expect to see them go any time soon." <--- Madman on 2-21-2012.
Something like that should it be made public and proven to be true would go a long way toward getting that site off the Internet, don't you think? Exposing them as being in cahoots with the scammers would certainly be enough to really damage CM. It could very well even end in a courtroom if they were to be proven to be actively participating in a scam.
Do you believe that an Admin of Collarme actually told someone the above? I don't believe it for a second. In fact, that claim made on collarmefakes is very probably actionable. He posted that claim but made no attempt to back it up.
There's a definite agenda on that site and it's directed against CollarMe.
Collarme is a free, anonymous site to us the end users, and they make their money with those ads on the right hand of the screen, the minutes they sell on their movies section, and the products they sell in their bdsm gear section. Just look at the advertising section of the site, they get 325 dollars a week for a text ad and they are waitlisted on space for those ads. Even Fetlife has those ads and i'm sure they get paid for them just as collarme does.
Collarmefakes site's stated purpose even goes as far as to blame collarme for all the fakes and scammers who show up to create accounts on their anonymous site.(You don't have to give any information about yourself, much the same as Fetlife.) They've mentioned how CM deletes journals that have a list of fakes and what not. Collarme doesn't allow blacklists for the very simple reason as there is no accountability for the information contained in those lists. For that reason, when someone posts in their CM profile a link to the site that is there to provide such a blacklist, it is deleted. (Not just collarmefakes, does anyone remember Nimbus and his collarmebusts site? His user name kept getting deleted and he kept coming back with a higher number appended to his name.)
Oh, they can't stop you from creating a site to post your blacklists, but they certainly can stop you from advertising it on their site.
Now, i'm not just guessing at the reason CM doesn't allow blacklists.. Here's the actual post in their forums from 2007 expaining it.
"This issue comes up so often in posts by new members that we felt it necessary to make a special post about this one issue. To be sure, there are all kinds of people in the world and, given that we (like other public websites) don't have the ability to dictate who joins our website, you will meet all kinds of people here; some very nice (like yourself), some not so much. It is perhaps for this reason that new users are wont to post about their bad experiences with this or that person or even come up with the very original idea of making a list of all the "bad" users on the site. As has been recounted countless times, the fundamental flaw with this idea is not that it is ill intended, it is that there is not, nor can there be, any fact checking of such claims.
If you still believe that blacklists are a good idea then consider the following thought experiment. Suppose that someone made up a malicious and horrible lie about you and posted it to a blacklist on the forum. Would you want us to take it down after you informed us of your innocence or would you be fine with us leaving it up despite your most impassioned pleas that the facts alleged about you were false? It is a pretty safe bet that you would want those false claims removed in a hurry. Now let us suppose that true claims are posted about a real jerk attesting to what a jerk he is. Further suppose that this jerk approaches us with the same passion you did, demanding that the true assertions about him are false and must be remove immediately. Both you and the other user come to us claiming passionately to be innocent but which one are we to believe? When you know the answer to that question, you will know why blacklists are not permitted."
Also, many people make a big deal out of the fact you cannot write the word FETLIFE on your CM profile. Many of these same people think it's because CM is afraid of the "competition." But, while Fetlife is a free site to join, there is an "elite" or supporter's level that costs 5 dollars a month. And that my friends, makes Fetlife a pay site.. Guess what you cannot advertise on Collarme? That's right, paysites. It doesn't matter that you can do a lot for free, the existence of the supporter level makes it a paysite and Fetlife does not pay for advertising on Collarme.
The lack of accountability of blacklist sites came into question on the first major thread on the site. It was the thread with the huge list of people listed as fakes. The reason they were fake? They didn't answer messages. It was a piss poor reason which blonde2bebound (The other active super moderator) correctly pointed out in the thread called, "Multiples by names..... just for one month." (Point of interest, that was the thread that I originally mentioned when I first spoke of that site on this blog.It was my offer of a possible explanation as to why there was a sudden influx of domimant women viewing profiles.)
When further pressured as to the credibility of the information posted on the site, Madman came up with this mind boggling explanation.
"If we, as moderators, removed every post we thought was not credible, 95% of the posts that are here now would be gone. We, ourselves, could be taken as fakes or scams or that we were trying to promote the scams and fakes on cm. We rely on honesty and trust of others when they make these posts. Removing them would say we have no faith or trust in what this site is originally intended for." <--- Madman on 8-6-11
Seriously? 95% of the messages calling out fakes are not credible?
Well, that's what he said.. Of course that was immediately followed up by someone telling him failure to cull the not credible posts would put the site's credibility at risk. Clearly, this site was intended as nothing more than just another place to create blacklists. It even enouraged people to create fake profiles to go on collarme and direct people to collarmefakes.com
Here's something from the very first post on this site by the person called patriarch on 5-1-2011
"How can you help?
1. Join the board and participate.
2. Post some fake profiles on collarme attracting people to the board, just like the one that bought you here. Goodness! Isn't that a little hyprocritical? Well perhaps... but we're not really faking anything. Here are links to some profile pics to get you started. dominant pic and submissive pic (Note: they have included photos of hot women with the collarmefakes.com addy on the photos.)
3. I'm also looking for moderators for this board, PM me if you're interested"
You've GOT to love the logic in #2..They're not really faking anything by creating fake profiles to attract people to your site. Umm.. errr.. Yeah okay then.
C'mon Man!
After that multiples thread came to a head on 8-9-11, a posting guideline was created. It's called "Please Read Before Posting" and remains at the top of the list as a stickie. It lists the various categories and who fits in these categories. But now we're told that along with the fakes and scammers, we can now post about "wanna-be" doms who don't know about the BDSM lifestyle, but we're NOT to post about submissives who are uneducated in the lifestyle. Hmm, you've got to love the double standard on that one.... Especially seeing as that criteria was posted by a submissive female who states on her collarme profile that she was looking for a master on the internet at the age of 12.
People who are just looking to get off are considered fakes, but financial dommes are not. I wonder if it matters that the vast majority of the financial dommes on CM are not the hot little princess shown in their photos? That one is pretty funny seeing as even the evil collarme doesn't allow financial dommes and deletes them regularily... Not allowed to ask for money on Collarme. Beyond that, someone with profile pictures that are not of them are a fake, that's pretty much the classic definition of a fake... Not being who they say they are.
Those who refuse to verify themselves are not to be posted there if that is the only reason they are being called out. Of course at the very end of the posting guideline post it tells you that the biggest fake claim destroyer is to have... (Wait for it)... an admin of THEIR site seeing you on webcam holding up a sign or something like that.
Failing to fully read someone's profile and messaging them will get that conversation posted on that site and the offending person will be labled as a fake dom, domme, or sub.
In other words, the wording had been changed, but the idea of what and who is a fake as far as that site is concerned is nothing more than the whim/opinion of the admin/moderators there.
Basically, the credibilty of a site such as that one is never going to be high, it can't be. On the other hand, the entertainment value can be there, which it very much is at times. That's not a knock, that's the best part of that site, seeing all the humor in those posts Blonde2bebound posts from the morons I can guarantee just about every woman on collarme has received their fair share of.
To be clear, I am not saying that you should stay away from collarmefakes.com... I'm just saying it's a funny site, and offers a heavy side helping of hyprocisy. Check it out for yourself if you'd like.
Right then, On April Fools day, there was a comment left here, on the 2-7-2012 post. (The post is titled, Umm, Hello?)
It's from someone who introduces herself as a "well known Pro Domme on CM, FL, and several other websites." However she chooses to remain anonymous as far as I am concerned because she's afraid i'll have a go at her profile... Yeah, can't say I blame her for THAT.
Anyway, the crux of this comment is to read me the riot act about the fake deaf lesbians I posted about in that post, and then the following post where I answered the guy's message to me on CM.
It's a great (and long) comment, telling me all about how she knows the people in question in real life and how wrong and terrible I am for making fun out of them without knowing the facts. The comment is easily found, so there's no need to repost it here.
Errrr.. Mmmkay then.. Anyone who reads those profiles, (Well, Wendy x3 doesn't have an active profile on CM as of this writing.) can see for themselves just how full of shit those profiles are. All three of them are clearly the same person as can be seen by the writing/typing style they use.
(Strikingly similar to the writing style of the one posting that comment on this blog.. Just sayin'!)
Not to mention the message sent to me that I replied to was so full of holes that the evidence is overwhelming.
Just to post a disclaimer, I was not in ANY way making fun of deaf people. I was making fun of that asshole in Alberta pretending to be a deaf lesbian.
She goes on toward the end of the comment to say I posted what I did without any proof.
Umm, the "proof" is crystal clear for all to see in their profiles, and anyone is free to read them, as well as free to read what i've posted about the fake lesbians in question.. and come to their own conclusion.
Just as a point of interest, your comment does nothing at all to refute anything I posted, in fact if anything it only reinforces it.
Oh yes, I also made mention in the original post how someone who says they have no way to get photos onto their computer had a photo on her profile of that person holding an electronic camera. Guess what, they took that photo down.
Ah, and just a little shoutout to Tiffanytheslut. This is a profile we've seen many times in the past. Always a 19 female slave in Texas, always talking about how they are interested in hypnotism, and always with a blacklist with some of the names in hyperlink style she's approached and was shot down by.. But he calls them fakes. *giggle*
His new profile I think has the distinction of having the record of amount of tineye hits on his primary profile photo... 199. Hehehe.
Yeah, i'm on it again. But I brought it upon myself.. let me show you..
"tiffanytheslut on 4/14/12 at 9:34 PM:
Hi my name is Tiffany I enjoyed reading your profile and think you are very beautiful. I am very sub seeking to become a real slave. I can travel and relocate. Please reply back ......Tiffany
UltimateDomme on 4/14/12 at 9:53 PM:
Heyyyyyyyy! What's up tiffany/stacey/beth and the other names you've used on this site? How the fuck have ya been ya old cockroach? You just run along fella, and don't forget to add me to your list of fakes :)
tiffanytheslut on 4/15/12 at 3:18 AM:
i have no clue what you are talking about ...you must be a fake
UltimateDomme on 4/15/12 at 3:27 AM:
LOL!!!! Oh that's fucking funny!
tiffanytheslut on 4/15/12 at 3:39 AM:
i have no clue who you are but you must be a fucking male..so fucky off loser dude"
Voila! Well, i'm done for now.. Y'all take care now... ya heah?
I only mention it again because i've been getting asked quite a bit as to my real identity, and I fully understand people not wanting to read through this entire blog to find that information, so there is it again.
Well, I have another reason for posting that again. I've gotten one comment here on this blog, and another message on collarme that the UltimateDomme profile crashes their browser when it comes up. If that happens to you, let me know on the MstressAriel name. I'll delete and restart the account if need be.
Over the year and a half that i've been doing this blog, i've several times made mention of some of the various sites out there that are geared toward catching out fakes on Collarme.
The latest one is of course, Collarmefakes.com
I laugh at that site, just as I did at other sites of the same nature because they absurdly believe they're making some sort of difference, and providing a service to the kink community. They are not. All the fakes simply create new profiles and continue on their merry way. They're entertaining in much the same way as Nimbus and his collarmebusts website and the catchafake2 one. It was hilariously funny to see him on collarme after creating yet another new account after getting one deleted.
Actually it seems the active moderators on collarmefakes have something against collarme itself. Madman (One of the Super Moderators) posted in his "list of newest scammers!" post that he had a conversation with an admin of collarme who said they allow and promote the scammers because they get a cut of what they take in.
I'd LOVE to see the transcript of that particular conversation (If it actually happened) with a collarme admin admitting such a thing.
"Had a lengthy discussion with one of the Admins of collarme this morning. I learned that cm is promoting or allowing all of the above mentioned profiles as it receives a cut in the profit for the idjuts that actually pay money to the promoters of said profiles. So don't expect to see them go any time soon." <--- Madman on 2-21-2012.
Something like that should it be made public and proven to be true would go a long way toward getting that site off the Internet, don't you think? Exposing them as being in cahoots with the scammers would certainly be enough to really damage CM. It could very well even end in a courtroom if they were to be proven to be actively participating in a scam.
Do you believe that an Admin of Collarme actually told someone the above? I don't believe it for a second. In fact, that claim made on collarmefakes is very probably actionable. He posted that claim but made no attempt to back it up.
There's a definite agenda on that site and it's directed against CollarMe.
Collarme is a free, anonymous site to us the end users, and they make their money with those ads on the right hand of the screen, the minutes they sell on their movies section, and the products they sell in their bdsm gear section. Just look at the advertising section of the site, they get 325 dollars a week for a text ad and they are waitlisted on space for those ads. Even Fetlife has those ads and i'm sure they get paid for them just as collarme does.
Collarmefakes site's stated purpose even goes as far as to blame collarme for all the fakes and scammers who show up to create accounts on their anonymous site.(You don't have to give any information about yourself, much the same as Fetlife.) They've mentioned how CM deletes journals that have a list of fakes and what not. Collarme doesn't allow blacklists for the very simple reason as there is no accountability for the information contained in those lists. For that reason, when someone posts in their CM profile a link to the site that is there to provide such a blacklist, it is deleted. (Not just collarmefakes, does anyone remember Nimbus and his collarmebusts site? His user name kept getting deleted and he kept coming back with a higher number appended to his name.)
Oh, they can't stop you from creating a site to post your blacklists, but they certainly can stop you from advertising it on their site.
Now, i'm not just guessing at the reason CM doesn't allow blacklists.. Here's the actual post in their forums from 2007 expaining it.
"This issue comes up so often in posts by new members that we felt it necessary to make a special post about this one issue. To be sure, there are all kinds of people in the world and, given that we (like other public websites) don't have the ability to dictate who joins our website, you will meet all kinds of people here; some very nice (like yourself), some not so much. It is perhaps for this reason that new users are wont to post about their bad experiences with this or that person or even come up with the very original idea of making a list of all the "bad" users on the site. As has been recounted countless times, the fundamental flaw with this idea is not that it is ill intended, it is that there is not, nor can there be, any fact checking of such claims.
If you still believe that blacklists are a good idea then consider the following thought experiment. Suppose that someone made up a malicious and horrible lie about you and posted it to a blacklist on the forum. Would you want us to take it down after you informed us of your innocence or would you be fine with us leaving it up despite your most impassioned pleas that the facts alleged about you were false? It is a pretty safe bet that you would want those false claims removed in a hurry. Now let us suppose that true claims are posted about a real jerk attesting to what a jerk he is. Further suppose that this jerk approaches us with the same passion you did, demanding that the true assertions about him are false and must be remove immediately. Both you and the other user come to us claiming passionately to be innocent but which one are we to believe? When you know the answer to that question, you will know why blacklists are not permitted."
Also, many people make a big deal out of the fact you cannot write the word FETLIFE on your CM profile. Many of these same people think it's because CM is afraid of the "competition." But, while Fetlife is a free site to join, there is an "elite" or supporter's level that costs 5 dollars a month. And that my friends, makes Fetlife a pay site.. Guess what you cannot advertise on Collarme? That's right, paysites. It doesn't matter that you can do a lot for free, the existence of the supporter level makes it a paysite and Fetlife does not pay for advertising on Collarme.
The lack of accountability of blacklist sites came into question on the first major thread on the site. It was the thread with the huge list of people listed as fakes. The reason they were fake? They didn't answer messages. It was a piss poor reason which blonde2bebound (The other active super moderator) correctly pointed out in the thread called, "Multiples by names..... just for one month." (Point of interest, that was the thread that I originally mentioned when I first spoke of that site on this blog.It was my offer of a possible explanation as to why there was a sudden influx of domimant women viewing profiles.)
When further pressured as to the credibility of the information posted on the site, Madman came up with this mind boggling explanation.
"If we, as moderators, removed every post we thought was not credible, 95% of the posts that are here now would be gone. We, ourselves, could be taken as fakes or scams or that we were trying to promote the scams and fakes on cm. We rely on honesty and trust of others when they make these posts. Removing them would say we have no faith or trust in what this site is originally intended for." <--- Madman on 8-6-11
Seriously? 95% of the messages calling out fakes are not credible?
Well, that's what he said.. Of course that was immediately followed up by someone telling him failure to cull the not credible posts would put the site's credibility at risk. Clearly, this site was intended as nothing more than just another place to create blacklists. It even enouraged people to create fake profiles to go on collarme and direct people to collarmefakes.com
Here's something from the very first post on this site by the person called patriarch on 5-1-2011
"How can you help?
1. Join the board and participate.
2. Post some fake profiles on collarme attracting people to the board, just like the one that bought you here. Goodness! Isn't that a little hyprocritical? Well perhaps... but we're not really faking anything. Here are links to some profile pics to get you started. dominant pic and submissive pic (Note: they have included photos of hot women with the collarmefakes.com addy on the photos.)
3. I'm also looking for moderators for this board, PM me if you're interested"
You've GOT to love the logic in #2..They're not really faking anything by creating fake profiles to attract people to your site. Umm.. errr.. Yeah okay then.
C'mon Man!
After that multiples thread came to a head on 8-9-11, a posting guideline was created. It's called "Please Read Before Posting" and remains at the top of the list as a stickie. It lists the various categories and who fits in these categories. But now we're told that along with the fakes and scammers, we can now post about "wanna-be" doms who don't know about the BDSM lifestyle, but we're NOT to post about submissives who are uneducated in the lifestyle. Hmm, you've got to love the double standard on that one.... Especially seeing as that criteria was posted by a submissive female who states on her collarme profile that she was looking for a master on the internet at the age of 12.
People who are just looking to get off are considered fakes, but financial dommes are not. I wonder if it matters that the vast majority of the financial dommes on CM are not the hot little princess shown in their photos? That one is pretty funny seeing as even the evil collarme doesn't allow financial dommes and deletes them regularily... Not allowed to ask for money on Collarme. Beyond that, someone with profile pictures that are not of them are a fake, that's pretty much the classic definition of a fake... Not being who they say they are.
Those who refuse to verify themselves are not to be posted there if that is the only reason they are being called out. Of course at the very end of the posting guideline post it tells you that the biggest fake claim destroyer is to have... (Wait for it)... an admin of THEIR site seeing you on webcam holding up a sign or something like that.
Failing to fully read someone's profile and messaging them will get that conversation posted on that site and the offending person will be labled as a fake dom, domme, or sub.
In other words, the wording had been changed, but the idea of what and who is a fake as far as that site is concerned is nothing more than the whim/opinion of the admin/moderators there.
Basically, the credibilty of a site such as that one is never going to be high, it can't be. On the other hand, the entertainment value can be there, which it very much is at times. That's not a knock, that's the best part of that site, seeing all the humor in those posts Blonde2bebound posts from the morons I can guarantee just about every woman on collarme has received their fair share of.
To be clear, I am not saying that you should stay away from collarmefakes.com... I'm just saying it's a funny site, and offers a heavy side helping of hyprocisy. Check it out for yourself if you'd like.
Right then, On April Fools day, there was a comment left here, on the 2-7-2012 post. (The post is titled, Umm, Hello?)
It's from someone who introduces herself as a "well known Pro Domme on CM, FL, and several other websites." However she chooses to remain anonymous as far as I am concerned because she's afraid i'll have a go at her profile... Yeah, can't say I blame her for THAT.
Anyway, the crux of this comment is to read me the riot act about the fake deaf lesbians I posted about in that post, and then the following post where I answered the guy's message to me on CM.
It's a great (and long) comment, telling me all about how she knows the people in question in real life and how wrong and terrible I am for making fun out of them without knowing the facts. The comment is easily found, so there's no need to repost it here.
Errrr.. Mmmkay then.. Anyone who reads those profiles, (Well, Wendy x3 doesn't have an active profile on CM as of this writing.) can see for themselves just how full of shit those profiles are. All three of them are clearly the same person as can be seen by the writing/typing style they use.
(Strikingly similar to the writing style of the one posting that comment on this blog.. Just sayin'!)
Not to mention the message sent to me that I replied to was so full of holes that the evidence is overwhelming.
Just to post a disclaimer, I was not in ANY way making fun of deaf people. I was making fun of that asshole in Alberta pretending to be a deaf lesbian.
She goes on toward the end of the comment to say I posted what I did without any proof.
Umm, the "proof" is crystal clear for all to see in their profiles, and anyone is free to read them, as well as free to read what i've posted about the fake lesbians in question.. and come to their own conclusion.
Just as a point of interest, your comment does nothing at all to refute anything I posted, in fact if anything it only reinforces it.
Oh yes, I also made mention in the original post how someone who says they have no way to get photos onto their computer had a photo on her profile of that person holding an electronic camera. Guess what, they took that photo down.
Ah, and just a little shoutout to Tiffanytheslut. This is a profile we've seen many times in the past. Always a 19 female slave in Texas, always talking about how they are interested in hypnotism, and always with a blacklist with some of the names in hyperlink style she's approached and was shot down by.. But he calls them fakes. *giggle*
His new profile I think has the distinction of having the record of amount of tineye hits on his primary profile photo... 199. Hehehe.
Yeah, i'm on it again. But I brought it upon myself.. let me show you..
"tiffanytheslut on 4/14/12 at 9:34 PM:
Hi my name is Tiffany I enjoyed reading your profile and think you are very beautiful. I am very sub seeking to become a real slave. I can travel and relocate. Please reply back ......Tiffany
UltimateDomme on 4/14/12 at 9:53 PM:
Heyyyyyyyy! What's up tiffany/stacey/beth and the other names you've used on this site? How the fuck have ya been ya old cockroach? You just run along fella, and don't forget to add me to your list of fakes :)
tiffanytheslut on 4/15/12 at 3:18 AM:
i have no clue what you are talking about ...you must be a fake
UltimateDomme on 4/15/12 at 3:27 AM:
LOL!!!! Oh that's fucking funny!
tiffanytheslut on 4/15/12 at 3:39 AM:
i have no clue who you are but you must be a fucking male..so fucky off loser dude"
Voila! Well, i'm done for now.. Y'all take care now... ya heah?
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Oooo.. a new post already!!
Ah, but it's dedicated to one person..
Well now, i've had something happen that until now has not happened. And that is, one of the people i've written about actually defending themselves.. Now folks, i'm a fair minded bitch so that person will get their words shown unedited.. Of course, i'll have a reply..
Anyway, the one i'm speaking of is willing0slave.. and let me show you the first little exchange I had with this one..
First the person sees i've favorited them and reads my profile as is quite natural to do, and then sent me the following note.
"From: willing0slave
Dated: 2/10/12 9:48 PM
I read , your stuff is hilarious, Chuck, 18 and a Master, made me laugh so hard I choked. Taking his meds, working at Cm D's, living in a mansion or is it a trailor, you are very funny. Thank you for the giggles."
Right then.. I sent back the following reply..
" To: willing0slave
Dated: 2/11/12 12:52 AM
Heh, you ought to read the blog, but I doubt you/eating0my0candie/wendywendywendy will find it quite as amusing."
Now, this message was read at 1:52AM and I was awake until about 3:30 and saw the person indeed looked at my profile again and was logged on as late as 3:00..Let's just assume the blog was being read..
When I logged on this morining, I had a very long message waiting for me.. Get ready for the ride.. And my responses will be contained within in bold.
" From: willing0slave
Dated: 2/11/12 7:55 AM
Oh I hope you will read this in its entirety. Your blog was funny too as you answered your own questions.
First of all, Candie and Wendy met at a hospital for the treatment of meningitis when they were 7 and 6 respectively. That is how they know each other."
- Buzzzzzzttt! Each of their profiles say that it happened when they were seven, not seven and six respectively. Likely one will be changed now, but it's there and posted word for word the exact same.
"I was Candies neighbour in Tenn until I was 3, I played with her when we are in diapers.
We moved back to France where I was born, yes I have a real French last name.
We were there for only a year or so and moved to toronto. This had to do with my fathers job.
I didnt run into Candie again untill we found each other at the junior highschool I attended. She and Wendy did corespondence, but have to write the tests at a real high school, hense how we reconnected, and how I met Wendy.
Following??? Yes I know not to hard to imagine now."
- Mmmkay.. let's draw a map and a timeline here.. This one was born in France...they knew each other in Tennessee until they were three, and played with each other when they were in diapers.. And then BACK to France and on to Toronto after a year, where she reconnected with her toddler friend Candie and then wendy in junior high school... who knew each other because they were together in the hospital when they had meningitis.. Got it!!
"We all came out west to Alberta for the chance at a better job.
We live together, we are room mates, all three of us. Wow, three freinds living in the same place? GOD that is so strange, it would be such a good idea if girls did that at universities to save money. OH wait, they do. (Sorry for the sarcasm)"
-Whoop, and there it is.. they all live together under the same roof...Explanation for them logging on at short intervals.. Yanno, each waiting their turn at the computer. I haven't even bothered to make note of the fact they all type in the same style and make the same sort of spelling errors... Oh, guess I have now.. *giggle*
"We didnt suddenly become lesbians and then miraculously just find each other.
Candie and Wendy are a given, they spent so much time together at that hospital and bonded over losing their hearing. Oh, and I hate men.
So, that is not so strange. I am sure you know more straight girls than I know gay"
-Okay, so now the explanation of how they turned to lesbianism.. This is rather interesting as it was not in question.. Remember, I only asked.. "what are the odds." Turns out they all live together, and silly me thought it was alllllll the same person.
"As for being owned, I know the woman.
As for MissCory, born with a pussy, well known as she has tons of friends in real life."
-Ahhh.. so Cory4u gets mentioned.. Speaking of Cory4u.. I had a bit of an exchange with that one that happened just before I posted my last blog entry. And something interesting happened to that one as well.. Here's the exchange..
" Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 8:41 PM:
What prompted you to become one of my - admirers?
<smiling> Cory
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:13 PM:
Oh, I was looking at the profiles of those two deaf dudes in alberta and saw that your name was mentioned as owning one of them.
Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:20 PM:
I have no clue who or what you're talking about. Where did you see that?
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:20 PM:
wendywendywendy is the one lol.
Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:22 PM:
There are deaf dudes in alberta??
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:23 PM:
LOL, Yeah.. they've been afflicted with that common fake lesbian affliction of deafness.
Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:24 PM:
Still have no clue what you're talking about lol
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:26 PM:
*shrug* I told you the name of the one who says they belong to you..
Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:28 PM:
kk I guess I own someone I dont know then lol
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:30 PM:
Mmmhmm."
Wellllllll, isn't it very interesting how this person flat out denied she even knows these people? I'd be wondering about this if were wendy x3... just fucking denied it.. OH SNAP!
Another VERY interesting tidbit... when this exchange happened, cory4u was in Vancouver in Canada,(This profile has been around 2 years, since 3-2010 and was always in Vancouver.) and the next day the location on the profile changed first to Midwest, Alabama.. and then to Midwest, Minnesota where it remains now.... Probably had a look at the map after selecting Alabama, who knows.Now, if I were the curious sort... I'd wonder why this one felt the need to change her location..very very curious.
Now as I said, cory4u is a well known fake and her photos have been on numerous profiles on CM.
"Candie and Wendys pics were stolen, different times, so you need to proove you have the originals to make a claim against anyone, and low and behold, they do. Why is that, I can tell you, they opened up their CD-R collection and OMG there were their own pics. Confirmed the "real thing" by CM itself. How interesting. Cant get any more real than that.
Yes the pc we have, yup WE have, is old surplus. I got it from work. It was brand new in the box, never used, so we got it free. It runs fast and is great for online stuff.
Yes it has no USB, and runs on WIN NT 4.0, and looks like WIN 95.
We dont give out nude pics, we dont give out anymore than we decided to give in the first place, we live by the rules we make for ourselves."
-So, the pictures on their profile they got onto their computer that has no CD came from where???? Their CD-R collection. Now you know, I would just be fucking shirking here if I failed to mention that candie says their computer DOES NOT HAVE A CD. It had to have been one mean feat to get those pictures onto their computer without a CD player from CD-R's, wouldn't you say?
Lest it be forgotten, this is from candie's profile..He lists the sort of things that will get you ignored...
"Ask me to make a sign for some odd reason then take a pic...
(I have no way of taking, loading pics onto my PC, sending it to you, I have no way of doing this, I have no way of doing this, I have no way of doing this, I have no way of doing this and I cannot use my work PC for anything private)"
-Yep yep, got it. She cannot make a sign and take a photo with it and then upload it you. You might want to have a look at CM's policy when it comes to stolen pictures evidence.. Here i'll post it for you.
"1) You can use the form below to upload a picture of yourself holding up a piece of paper with the words "STOLEN PHOTOS" written on it. We must be able to clearly see your face for the purpose of comparison. This is the simplest and easiest way to verify your identity.
2) You can use the form below to upload an image of your government issued photo-identification card. This can be your drivers license, passport, or other government-issued identification card which has your picture on it. You may black-out sensitive information, such as your identification number, if desired.
3) We also comply fully with the DMCA notification and takedown provisions. If you would like to notify us of infringing content by utilizing these provisions, please click here for instructions.
Can I use other means to verify my identity?
No. Sending us other information, such as links to websites containing your photos, are not sufficient."
-Translation, CM needs more than just the fact you say the photos are on your "CD-R collection" to prove such a claim. They need proof of who YOU are before they will act upon someone's claim of stolen photos.
Now tell me, how can you take such a proof photo and upload it when you have no way to get such photos to your computer? Same goes for the ID card, must be scanned onto the computer, right?.. Right.
"As for me, I was injured by a stalker and attacked last year and spent several months in the hospital. They put me down as a woman, because i Have a period, a vagina, and breasts. I suppose my physio theropist is too stupid to see me, touch me and cannot tell if I am real or not?? I am pretty sure she would know."
-So all we need is to get with the physio to check on this one, eh? Interesting when I actually didn't call into disrepute this willing0slave person.. I just found the profile very interesting.. Well, now more interesting that's for certain.
"So to sum up...
We dont need to show everyone every pic we own.
We dont need to put our whole lives on line for you to inspect.
We dont care if you dont know us, we have more than a dozen friends we know in real life. on this sight.
We have been called fake before, why should we care? we are real. So we dont care about it...
If I had to show everyone that asked me to proove who I am I would be answerring to every ultimatum and you know what? We dont care."
- The very fact of the long message sent to me is strong evidence to the contrary that you do not care.. Best to not say a word in this case, you could just make it worse... Errr, you have.
"I liked what you wrote, it made me laugh.
That you have this need to pick us apart and make accusations, fine, at least you were rather kind about it, I hate doms who yell and scream when you say no to nude pics.
Oh by the way, Candie taking her own pic? she was 18, and the camera was a friends, we dont own a camera, or cell phones, and we dont have a home phone either"
- And the fact you have no way of getting photos to your computer cannot be escaped even if said photo was taken with the friend's camera.
"When our doorbell is pushed, ourt lights flash on and off.
We have no use for a cell, we cannot feel it vibrate in our purse. And we cannot tell if is it on or off, or too loud, the deaf dont use cells unless they want to shuffle it around with them. We dont. And today some woman tried to tell me I should keep it in my bra then I would know it was on. I dont wear a bra, I have less than a hand full, what do I need a bra for? I stopped wearing them over a year ago."
-Now, I want you all to pay special note to this paragragh..It sounds as if all THREE of them are deaf, not just the two with meningitis.. Is that how you all are reading this one as well?
"You have any idea how disturbing it is to see a pic someone took and you have no idea they are ever there? NO you are a hearing person, we dont hear the click, you do.
Pics being taken all around us, we find disturbing, so we went and got some pics taken.
Low and belong we offer a good array of pics. If you dont like it, oh well.
We dont live with ultimatums. No one rules our lives with threats.
I know many people on here in person, and 95% on this site are all fake."
- Yep, definitely saying all three of them are deaf, not just the other two.. Right then..Point of interest, a deaf person would not hear the click, but they WOULD see the fucking flash! As an aside, i'd be curious to know where I made any threats..
"I dont need a cam, I dont need to send you more pics, why are the ones you are lookig at not good enough?
I dont have to defend myself, but I decided to since you wrote about us and some things need straightening out.
So now you know we did not just suddenly meet out of the blue? we know each other.
So now you can rest assured. You have a reason for everything being as it is.
You know you could have just asked.
willing0slave"
Tada! Hey, I sent back a message that basically said, "cool story bro, that took balls."
And it IS a cool story, quite creative even though it jumps about a bit, I was riveted to the edge of my seat.
But we've all heard the old saying that once the lying starts, the lies become too hard to keep straight. That is clearly illustrated here.
I've often wondered why the people I write about don't confront me, and I think I may have found my answer... If someone like me takes the mickey a bit on your profile, why on earth would you want to give them a reason to revisit it and possibly have another go?
Here's the really funny part to me.. When I posted the last blog entry I just thought it was funny to see those two profiles and the way they were worded.. I never expected such a elaborate story be sent to me as an attempt of defense against my writing..
Now a little lesson for you.. I'm positive there are people who after reading my blog look up the profiles of the ones i've had a go at and decide for themselves that what I am saying isn't on the mark, or they may not be convinced when I say someone is a fake lesbian that it is so.. Maybe a slighttttttt doubt in some minds..
That goes right down the ole crapper when you send me that sort of elaborate "defense" and give me the chance to have a second go at the profiles, and now your further story that looks like swiss cheese.
Also, it's bad form to say something such as "I don't need to defend myself" while you're spending what had to be significant time compiling that story and sending it to me in the attempt to do what you've just said you don't need to do.
Heh, now this is a personal message to willing/candie/wendy and cory.. I really don't care that the person(s) behind your profiles are men. I've stated myself on this blog that unless you start talking to real women and end up hurting someone, you're harmless.
However you ARE funny, as are the profiles and the layers of bullcrap contained within. I write about the things I see on collarme that are funny, and as hard as may be to believe, it's NOT personal, it's just humor..... And today you're provived me and hopefully the readers of this blog a little more such humor.
I'm not here issuing breaking news about people who are not real.. the ones I call fake lesbians are pretty fucking obvious.. The "i'm deaf" or "I was born mute" is a rather common affliction for fake lesbians to have. You know why too, it's to avoid having to voice verify.
Ah, and just before i'm ready to post this.. I get another message from willing..
"From: willing0slave
Dated: 2/11/12 9:20 PM
NO it didnt take balls. I dont have balls, it took common sense and I just wanted to correct you and set you straight. And it is Bri, not Bro
Now I have done that, and I tire of constant critisism so Iwll not talk with you again you are convinced ther is some conspiracy, you are an idiot, and yet a smart girl.
I will block you now, and just be done with you.
Please leave me alone, the last stalker lost her priviedlges, dont make me report you for harassing me.
Be well"
Oh dear, now i'm a stalker.. Well fuck... Guess I better cool it so I don't lose my "priviedlges"
Well dude.. report me all you want.. Go ahead :)
Well now, i've had something happen that until now has not happened. And that is, one of the people i've written about actually defending themselves.. Now folks, i'm a fair minded bitch so that person will get their words shown unedited.. Of course, i'll have a reply..
Anyway, the one i'm speaking of is willing0slave.. and let me show you the first little exchange I had with this one..
First the person sees i've favorited them and reads my profile as is quite natural to do, and then sent me the following note.
"From: willing0slave
Dated: 2/10/12 9:48 PM
I read , your stuff is hilarious, Chuck, 18 and a Master, made me laugh so hard I choked. Taking his meds, working at Cm D's, living in a mansion or is it a trailor, you are very funny. Thank you for the giggles."
Right then.. I sent back the following reply..
" To: willing0slave
Dated: 2/11/12 12:52 AM
Heh, you ought to read the blog, but I doubt you/eating0my0candie/wendywendywendy will find it quite as amusing."
Now, this message was read at 1:52AM and I was awake until about 3:30 and saw the person indeed looked at my profile again and was logged on as late as 3:00..Let's just assume the blog was being read..
When I logged on this morining, I had a very long message waiting for me.. Get ready for the ride.. And my responses will be contained within in bold.
" From: willing0slave
Dated: 2/11/12 7:55 AM
Oh I hope you will read this in its entirety. Your blog was funny too as you answered your own questions.
First of all, Candie and Wendy met at a hospital for the treatment of meningitis when they were 7 and 6 respectively. That is how they know each other."
- Buzzzzzzttt! Each of their profiles say that it happened when they were seven, not seven and six respectively. Likely one will be changed now, but it's there and posted word for word the exact same.
"I was Candies neighbour in Tenn until I was 3, I played with her when we are in diapers.
We moved back to France where I was born, yes I have a real French last name.
We were there for only a year or so and moved to toronto. This had to do with my fathers job.
I didnt run into Candie again untill we found each other at the junior highschool I attended. She and Wendy did corespondence, but have to write the tests at a real high school, hense how we reconnected, and how I met Wendy.
Following??? Yes I know not to hard to imagine now."
- Mmmkay.. let's draw a map and a timeline here.. This one was born in France...they knew each other in Tennessee until they were three, and played with each other when they were in diapers.. And then BACK to France and on to Toronto after a year, where she reconnected with her toddler friend Candie and then wendy in junior high school... who knew each other because they were together in the hospital when they had meningitis.. Got it!!
"We all came out west to Alberta for the chance at a better job.
We live together, we are room mates, all three of us. Wow, three freinds living in the same place? GOD that is so strange, it would be such a good idea if girls did that at universities to save money. OH wait, they do. (Sorry for the sarcasm)"
-Whoop, and there it is.. they all live together under the same roof...Explanation for them logging on at short intervals.. Yanno, each waiting their turn at the computer. I haven't even bothered to make note of the fact they all type in the same style and make the same sort of spelling errors... Oh, guess I have now.. *giggle*
"We didnt suddenly become lesbians and then miraculously just find each other.
Candie and Wendy are a given, they spent so much time together at that hospital and bonded over losing their hearing. Oh, and I hate men.
So, that is not so strange. I am sure you know more straight girls than I know gay"
-Okay, so now the explanation of how they turned to lesbianism.. This is rather interesting as it was not in question.. Remember, I only asked.. "what are the odds." Turns out they all live together, and silly me thought it was alllllll the same person.
"As for being owned, I know the woman.
As for MissCory, born with a pussy, well known as she has tons of friends in real life."
-Ahhh.. so Cory4u gets mentioned.. Speaking of Cory4u.. I had a bit of an exchange with that one that happened just before I posted my last blog entry. And something interesting happened to that one as well.. Here's the exchange..
" Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 8:41 PM:
What prompted you to become one of my - admirers?
<smiling> Cory
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:13 PM:
Oh, I was looking at the profiles of those two deaf dudes in alberta and saw that your name was mentioned as owning one of them.
Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:20 PM:
I have no clue who or what you're talking about. Where did you see that?
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:20 PM:
wendywendywendy is the one lol.
Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:22 PM:
There are deaf dudes in alberta??
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:23 PM:
LOL, Yeah.. they've been afflicted with that common fake lesbian affliction of deafness.
Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:24 PM:
Still have no clue what you're talking about lol
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:26 PM:
*shrug* I told you the name of the one who says they belong to you..
Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:28 PM:
kk I guess I own someone I dont know then lol
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:30 PM:
Mmmhmm."
Wellllllll, isn't it very interesting how this person flat out denied she even knows these people? I'd be wondering about this if were wendy x3... just fucking denied it.. OH SNAP!
Another VERY interesting tidbit... when this exchange happened, cory4u was in Vancouver in Canada,(This profile has been around 2 years, since 3-2010 and was always in Vancouver.) and the next day the location on the profile changed first to Midwest, Alabama.. and then to Midwest, Minnesota where it remains now.... Probably had a look at the map after selecting Alabama, who knows.Now, if I were the curious sort... I'd wonder why this one felt the need to change her location..very very curious.
Now as I said, cory4u is a well known fake and her photos have been on numerous profiles on CM.
"Candie and Wendys pics were stolen, different times, so you need to proove you have the originals to make a claim against anyone, and low and behold, they do. Why is that, I can tell you, they opened up their CD-R collection and OMG there were their own pics. Confirmed the "real thing" by CM itself. How interesting. Cant get any more real than that.
Yes the pc we have, yup WE have, is old surplus. I got it from work. It was brand new in the box, never used, so we got it free. It runs fast and is great for online stuff.
Yes it has no USB, and runs on WIN NT 4.0, and looks like WIN 95.
We dont give out nude pics, we dont give out anymore than we decided to give in the first place, we live by the rules we make for ourselves."
-So, the pictures on their profile they got onto their computer that has no CD came from where???? Their CD-R collection. Now you know, I would just be fucking shirking here if I failed to mention that candie says their computer DOES NOT HAVE A CD. It had to have been one mean feat to get those pictures onto their computer without a CD player from CD-R's, wouldn't you say?
Lest it be forgotten, this is from candie's profile..He lists the sort of things that will get you ignored...
"Ask me to make a sign for some odd reason then take a pic...
(I have no way of taking, loading pics onto my PC, sending it to you, I have no way of doing this, I have no way of doing this, I have no way of doing this, I have no way of doing this and I cannot use my work PC for anything private)"
-Yep yep, got it. She cannot make a sign and take a photo with it and then upload it you. You might want to have a look at CM's policy when it comes to stolen pictures evidence.. Here i'll post it for you.
"1) You can use the form below to upload a picture of yourself holding up a piece of paper with the words "STOLEN PHOTOS" written on it. We must be able to clearly see your face for the purpose of comparison. This is the simplest and easiest way to verify your identity.
2) You can use the form below to upload an image of your government issued photo-identification card. This can be your drivers license, passport, or other government-issued identification card which has your picture on it. You may black-out sensitive information, such as your identification number, if desired.
3) We also comply fully with the DMCA notification and takedown provisions. If you would like to notify us of infringing content by utilizing these provisions, please click here for instructions.
Can I use other means to verify my identity?
No. Sending us other information, such as links to websites containing your photos, are not sufficient."
-Translation, CM needs more than just the fact you say the photos are on your "CD-R collection" to prove such a claim. They need proof of who YOU are before they will act upon someone's claim of stolen photos.
Now tell me, how can you take such a proof photo and upload it when you have no way to get such photos to your computer? Same goes for the ID card, must be scanned onto the computer, right?.. Right.
"As for me, I was injured by a stalker and attacked last year and spent several months in the hospital. They put me down as a woman, because i Have a period, a vagina, and breasts. I suppose my physio theropist is too stupid to see me, touch me and cannot tell if I am real or not?? I am pretty sure she would know."
-So all we need is to get with the physio to check on this one, eh? Interesting when I actually didn't call into disrepute this willing0slave person.. I just found the profile very interesting.. Well, now more interesting that's for certain.
"So to sum up...
We dont need to show everyone every pic we own.
We dont need to put our whole lives on line for you to inspect.
We dont care if you dont know us, we have more than a dozen friends we know in real life. on this sight.
We have been called fake before, why should we care? we are real. So we dont care about it...
If I had to show everyone that asked me to proove who I am I would be answerring to every ultimatum and you know what? We dont care."
- The very fact of the long message sent to me is strong evidence to the contrary that you do not care.. Best to not say a word in this case, you could just make it worse... Errr, you have.
"I liked what you wrote, it made me laugh.
That you have this need to pick us apart and make accusations, fine, at least you were rather kind about it, I hate doms who yell and scream when you say no to nude pics.
Oh by the way, Candie taking her own pic? she was 18, and the camera was a friends, we dont own a camera, or cell phones, and we dont have a home phone either"
- And the fact you have no way of getting photos to your computer cannot be escaped even if said photo was taken with the friend's camera.
"When our doorbell is pushed, ourt lights flash on and off.
We have no use for a cell, we cannot feel it vibrate in our purse. And we cannot tell if is it on or off, or too loud, the deaf dont use cells unless they want to shuffle it around with them. We dont. And today some woman tried to tell me I should keep it in my bra then I would know it was on. I dont wear a bra, I have less than a hand full, what do I need a bra for? I stopped wearing them over a year ago."
-Now, I want you all to pay special note to this paragragh..It sounds as if all THREE of them are deaf, not just the two with meningitis.. Is that how you all are reading this one as well?
"You have any idea how disturbing it is to see a pic someone took and you have no idea they are ever there? NO you are a hearing person, we dont hear the click, you do.
Pics being taken all around us, we find disturbing, so we went and got some pics taken.
Low and belong we offer a good array of pics. If you dont like it, oh well.
We dont live with ultimatums. No one rules our lives with threats.
I know many people on here in person, and 95% on this site are all fake."
- Yep, definitely saying all three of them are deaf, not just the other two.. Right then..Point of interest, a deaf person would not hear the click, but they WOULD see the fucking flash! As an aside, i'd be curious to know where I made any threats..
"I dont need a cam, I dont need to send you more pics, why are the ones you are lookig at not good enough?
I dont have to defend myself, but I decided to since you wrote about us and some things need straightening out.
So now you know we did not just suddenly meet out of the blue? we know each other.
So now you can rest assured. You have a reason for everything being as it is.
You know you could have just asked.
willing0slave"
Tada! Hey, I sent back a message that basically said, "cool story bro, that took balls."
And it IS a cool story, quite creative even though it jumps about a bit, I was riveted to the edge of my seat.
But we've all heard the old saying that once the lying starts, the lies become too hard to keep straight. That is clearly illustrated here.
I've often wondered why the people I write about don't confront me, and I think I may have found my answer... If someone like me takes the mickey a bit on your profile, why on earth would you want to give them a reason to revisit it and possibly have another go?
Here's the really funny part to me.. When I posted the last blog entry I just thought it was funny to see those two profiles and the way they were worded.. I never expected such a elaborate story be sent to me as an attempt of defense against my writing..
Now a little lesson for you.. I'm positive there are people who after reading my blog look up the profiles of the ones i've had a go at and decide for themselves that what I am saying isn't on the mark, or they may not be convinced when I say someone is a fake lesbian that it is so.. Maybe a slighttttttt doubt in some minds..
That goes right down the ole crapper when you send me that sort of elaborate "defense" and give me the chance to have a second go at the profiles, and now your further story that looks like swiss cheese.
Also, it's bad form to say something such as "I don't need to defend myself" while you're spending what had to be significant time compiling that story and sending it to me in the attempt to do what you've just said you don't need to do.
Heh, now this is a personal message to willing/candie/wendy and cory.. I really don't care that the person(s) behind your profiles are men. I've stated myself on this blog that unless you start talking to real women and end up hurting someone, you're harmless.
However you ARE funny, as are the profiles and the layers of bullcrap contained within. I write about the things I see on collarme that are funny, and as hard as may be to believe, it's NOT personal, it's just humor..... And today you're provived me and hopefully the readers of this blog a little more such humor.
I'm not here issuing breaking news about people who are not real.. the ones I call fake lesbians are pretty fucking obvious.. The "i'm deaf" or "I was born mute" is a rather common affliction for fake lesbians to have. You know why too, it's to avoid having to voice verify.
Ah, and just before i'm ready to post this.. I get another message from willing..
"From: willing0slave
Dated: 2/11/12 9:20 PM
NO it didnt take balls. I dont have balls, it took common sense and I just wanted to correct you and set you straight. And it is Bri, not Bro
Now I have done that, and I tire of constant critisism so Iwll not talk with you again you are convinced ther is some conspiracy, you are an idiot, and yet a smart girl.
I will block you now, and just be done with you.
Please leave me alone, the last stalker lost her priviedlges, dont make me report you for harassing me.
Be well"
Oh dear, now i'm a stalker.. Well fuck... Guess I better cool it so I don't lose my "priviedlges"
Well dude.. report me all you want.. Go ahead :)
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