For those of you who thought the exploits of Lorena Bobbitt were but an ancient (and painful) memory, think again.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5grVfnCH8wlrsAO5-GOb6ueKIRCRg?docId=90a2b924d63943efa3d2aeab153c2b08
Now I know, it's cruel to laugh at something like that.. But dammit, i'm going to do it anyway!
This woman is much more vicious than Lorenna Bobbitt ever was. I'm serious, Lorenna whacked off John Wayne Bobbitt's little soldier while he was asleep and then tossed it out of the car. (Although it's kind of hard to imagine being able to sleep through that.)
THIS women, Catherine Kieu... drugged his ass, and when he woke up found himself tied up. She waited until he was awake before performing her amateur surgeon act and then tossing it into the garbage disposal. That's some heavy psychological torture for someone to go through. And then to put it in the garbage disposal so that there is no chance of sewing it back on like they did on Bobbitt... Just wow.. She had to have been good and pissed at him.
Well....They were arguing over houseguests.. Hmmm.. Now what sort of argument over "houseguests" can you imagine would end in this guy getting his dick cut off? No, sorry fellas, I gotta do this..
Oh you know the conversation that took place before this.. He must have flirted a little too much with said houseguest and somewhere in that conversation she said... "You want her, don't you?"... And he hesitated just a LITTLE too long before denying it.
When asked for a comment all he would say was, "It's a private matter."
Well seriously, how many men do you know who would be at all willing to talk to the media after something like this happened to them? You know of all the ways to get your 15 minutes of fame, i'm pretty sure this one doesn't rank in many people's top ten.
Ah okay, I don't have the heart to continue with this one..(Fuck, but you KNOW I could!) The court case on this one ought to be real interesting. I mean there is going to be some sort of story here. Remember, Lorena Bobbitt was acquitted.. Hmmmmm.. Errr, but it came out in her trial that he was quite abusive toward her so apparently the jury felt it justified in some way.
Oh just one more.. After Lorenna, the act of cutting off someone's cock was known as a Bobbittizing. Hmmm, ya think now it will be called a "Kieu Cut"?
I know, i'm a sick sadistic bitch.
Right then.. Here's a 22 female submissive in Massachusetts and here's the profile.
"Hello, I just relocated to MA. to be with my Master...He is wonderful so far I have experienced quite a bit in a short time...I have my "room" which is a cell in the basement "they really do exist" I have been kept in chains, peed on, drank pee, spanked , flogged, humiliated, I got picked up at the airport hooded and taken to my new wonderful life."
Yeah, uh i'm trying to imagine someone standing in the middle of the airport wearing a hood. I'm getting the feeling someone wearing a uniform and a gun is going to see this person in the hood and there's a good bet that when someone walks up and starts to lead the hooded person away, they're going to follow.
"Hey Jim, check out the chick with the hood. Where ya think that guy is taking her?"
"I don't know, George.... You think maybe we should follow and see what is going on?"
After 9-11-01, there was an influx of firefighters on the chat sites. Well, since firefighters were being touted as the ultimate hero the horny net geeks (Horny net geeks, there's an archaic phrase for you, late 80's anyone?) became firefighters online to get laid of course.
Well, with how it is now and the current feeling that those in the military are the heroes of course these same people have become soldiers, marines, airmen, and sailors. The latest one to cross my path had one of those fake pictures on his profile and claimed to be a porn producer or something like that.. Wait.. I just HAPPEN to have the conversation right here...
The profile is of a 29 male dominant and 25 female switch in Alabama.. here's the relevant part of his profile..
"I'm looking for men and women wishing to break in the porn market and make some fair money on the way. I have a production company and planning a new website featuring spanking, slave-master, gorean type, d/s, bdsm, lesbians, and stripping. Any interest please message me.
I'm a US Marine (Sgt. Major). I also film pornographic spanking films with my business partner. I'm looking for girls 18-21 interested in being in my films and a possible relationship and my wife is a homemaker."
Okay, first I want to mention that the photo he was trying to pass off as himself was not of a sgt. major at all, but of a staff sergeant. (E-6, three on top and one on the bottom with crossed rifles in the middle. Sgt. Major is 3 on top and 4 on the bottom with either a star or the marine corps emblem in the middle.)
Oh yeah, I should probably also mention the photo is posted in various places about the internet. Errrr, and the cock shot that is now his primary photo. Is also all over the internet..
ANYWAY.. here's the conversation..
"From: gbaileyusmc
Dated:
7/19/11 1:53 AM
I'm looking for men and women wishing to break in the porn market and make some fair money on the way. I have a production company and planning a new website featuring spanking, slave-master, gorean type, d/s, bdsm, lesbians, and stripping. Any interest please message me.
To: gbaileyusmc
Dated:
7/19/11 2:02 AM
LOL.
gbaileyusmc on 7/19/11 at 2:03 AM:
sounds like interest to me.
UltimateDomme on 7/19/11 at 3:52 AM:
Sgt, Major eh? That first photo must be pretty old then.. yes?
gbaileyusmc on 7/19/11 at 4:09 AM:
4 years old, why?
UltimateDomme on 7/19/11 at 4:19 AM:
No reason.. BTW, that photo returns several hits on tineye.. LOL.
gbaileyusmc on 7/19/11 at 4:22 AM:
what is tineye?
UltimateDomme on 7/19/11 at 4:31 AM:
Heheheh, a little program that searches a huge database of photos and finds all the places said photos are posted on the interwebz... that first photo of "you" is all over the place.. :)
gbaileyusmc on 7/19/11 at 4:38 AM:
I looked it up. I only got two results. People post pics everywhere. Its so easy to steal pics and use them on multi-sites. Now with ps you can edit them as you wish. That's America.
UltimateDomme on 7/19/11 at 4:44 AM:
Yep yep yep.. So I take it G.Bailey is who you are?
gbaileyusmc on 7/19/11 at 5:17 AM:
no, thats just what my birth certificate says. lol
UltimateDomme on 7/19/11 at 11:25 AM:
Yeah, pretty interesting seeing that the name on that marine's utilities is Anderson :-P
gbaileyusmc on 7/20/11 at 1:11 AM:
Now, who in their right mind would use their real name on a site like this? The pic is real the name has been changed to protect the innocent. I bet your birth name isn't "UltimateDomme". George Bailey is a stage name. You know like John Wayne's real name was Marion Morrison.
UltimateDomme on 7/20/11 at 2:19 AM:
Ah, so you were lying about the birth certificate, gotcha gomer. Ah, but I see you took off the photo of that marine. Good call, asshole. (Note: Here he did in fact take off the mentioned photo.)
gbaileyusmc on 7/20/11 at 9:14 PM:
I'm on here to discuss business not to debate names and such. I didn't take the pic off. One of my associates needed another pic so they posted it. So you don't want to make money....fine. All you had to say was "no" or just not respond.
UltimateDomme on 7/21/11 at 12:35 AM:
LOL, ya fuckin' liar.
gbaileyusmc on 7/21/11 at 2:16 AM:
Don't you wish. I film pornography. I have a profile that six people uses to find talent. I think we could have made good money putting out domme videos, but I have no interest in filming you any longer. I do take part responsibilty. When you asked about the pic I should told you this is a business and the pics represents more than one person. I didn;t find it important at the time. Profile pics have nothing to do with making money. I like making money and having fun. If you would like to possibly make some money; we'll talk, otherwise buzz off.
UltimateDomme on 7/21/11 at 3:54 AM:
Dude, just keep trolling.. It just pisses me off when assholes like you use photos of servicemen in their fucking profiles on these sites.
I personally don't give a fuck what you claim to do, you're a piece of shit regardless."
He didn't respond again.. LOL
Eh, you gotta love when the story starts to unravel and change on you. Anyway, i'm not on a crusade or anything like that, but i'll never fail to call out these assholes using the photos of servicemen on their profiles when they come under my attention.
I've been doing this shit for just about a year now.. Damn, but i'm long winded eh? I just keep going on and on... Errr..
Anyway, i've been doing this shit for just about a year now and not once has anyone ever been interested in Chuck.. (You remember chuck, don't you? The cocktail waitress who moved back home to his parent's basement?)
Yeah, no one has ever been interested in Chuck... Until now..
This is from a 47 male submissive in Sweden.
"xxxxxxxxxx on 7/20/11 at 1:58 PM:
I like to pamper Chuck instead, is he around?
UltimateDomme on 7/20/11 at 3:12 PM:
No, Chuck moved back to his parent's garage to become some sort of uber warrior or something of the sort on WoW.
xxxxxxxxxx on 7/20/11 at 3:43 PM:
He promised to marry me. Does his parents have a doublegarage?
UltimateDomme on 7/20/11 at 4:01 PM:
Fuck, I don't know.
xxxxxxxxxx on 7/20/11 at 4:05 PM:
Perhaps you can come and live with us but I cant promise anything at the moment.
UltimateDomme on 7/20/11 at 4:06 PM:
Why the fuck would I want to do that?
xxxxxxxxxx on 7/20/11 at 4:08 PM:
He said you were pregnant and he was the father.
UltimateDomme on 7/20/11 at 4:12 PM:
Errr right. Not possible, that little bitch was my cuck LOL
xxxxxxxxxx on 7/20/11 at 4:16 PM:
Yes, he said you drank his beer then fucked him the ass and called him Dolly."
Yep, even Chuck has his admirers... First one, though.. hmmm.. As a point of interest, I NEVER drank Chuck's beer nor did I ever call him Dolly!!!
Okay then.. Here's one of those profiles that seems to be leaving some sort of vital information out. Let me show you.. This is a 19 female slave in Montreal, Canada..
"i am a masochist, looking to serve a sadist.
my current owner needs to kick my ass out of His house.
i have been serving since the age of 8 and got training in being a maid, furniture, object, toilet, producer, shareware.
i am for free but with three conditions:
1 my new Owner will never show any respect to me whatsoever. i must be treated as the most lowly obejct on earth
2 my new Owner will not claim 2 girls i have produced for my current Owner. they are His properties
3 a few limits needs to be honored - fisting, permanent damage, animal sex
only true and natural sadists may apply
please order me for my yahoo
pics on demand and that too through yahoo, not here at CM"
Now, you see this profile and you can't help but wonder what was left off.. I uh.. Have an idea of what was left out...
Condition number 4: You have to be among the stoopidest motherfuckers ever to step foot on this earth to ever fall for this shit.
Heh, whatcha wanna bet when you get this one's Yahoo and you add her, you end up getting sent to one of those pay sites?
So, who wants to be the one to test this theory, eh?
Eh, i'm off to go do something unwholesome.. L8r folks.
