Note: This first bit isn't going to be funny..
  
Umm, this isn't one profile.. it's seven of them.. All seven of these profiles have the same name, the phonetic for the first and third letters of the alphabet..So just type in those two phonetic letters into that search username and you'll find all seven of this cat's profiles. *coughalphacharliecough*.. ahem.

Now, it's all the same person.. 5 of his profiles are a 27 dominant in Mississippi, the other two are 26 dominants in Arizona and California respectively.. You go down this list of profiles this dude has and you'll find they all have only one picture, in military fatigues and holding a rifle.. Uhhh, and it ain't all the same guy in these photos..

Right then.. the profiles pretty much all say the same damn thing..

"Females I am not here to debate, negotiate, or haggle with you.  You are inferior to me.  This Fact allows you two choices: accept your inferiority and behave accordingly, or life on in denial of your weakness.  I have no patience or respect for those that choose the second option."

So let's see.. the photos show someone holding a rifle, and coupled with the above profile... The logical conclusion about this motherfucker jumps right out at you. He's got a little tiny penis and he's on CM overcompensating for it with all that, "you are inferior to me" bullshit. This should give you some indication of what kind of person this is.

Okay, maybe that first bit WAS a little funny.. but this next part removes any of the humor that may have been here.

I REALLY wanna unload on this piece of shit.. Remember a few months ago when I posted about someone using the photos of soldiers who were killed in the line of duty? Or rather, i'd seen it mentioned in a journal entry? Well... this is one such asshole.. I promised if I found out who was doing it i'd post it here. He's used the photo of a REAL man on three of his pathetic CM profiles. He uses three different photos and I was able to use tineye to identify one of them..

I won't tell you the identity of the soldier whose picture this is,(A little research and you can find out for yourself if you are so inclined) but I want to tell you about the man he was. He was a man with a degree and a cushy job waiting for him in the business world. Instead he joined the U.S. Army, became a Ranger and served four tours of duty, two in Afghanistan and two in Iraq. This was the sort of man one of his fellow Rangers said you wanted next to you at all times.... He was killed in Northern Iraq in 2007.

Folks, I don't see myself as a political person and i'm not going to give my opinion on the wars my country is involved in, but of the few things I've seen on CM that actually piss me off, this kind of shit is right there on the top of that list. The actual person in the photo deserves much better than to have his photo used by the sort of scum that is the CM user "alphacharlie"... Fuck it.. he added 1, 2, 3, 7, AC, and 07 to the alphacharlie part for his other 6 profiles.

I would love it if some of you people would send this bottom of the barrel dwelling scum a message and let him know just how low he is. You can tell him you read about it here if you'd like.. Now to be clear, i'm not suggesting you DO write this human turd or anything like that. *giggle* I assure you this asshole will have heard this from me by the time you read this..

"I'd love to tell you a story.

It's the story of a man who earned a dregree from Duke and had himself a nice job in the business world awaiting him. He chose instead to enlist in the U.S. Army and became an Ranger. the man served 4 tours of duty in the middle east and was killed in the line of duty in Northern Iraq in 2007.

I tell you this little story because the person i'm describing in the person you are using in this and two other of your pathetic profiles here on Collarme. The Man's name is Sgt...No, you don't deserve to know this MAN'S name.  But you are a piece of shit using his photo for your games.

To use the photo of a MAN who gave his life in service to his country is not the act of the superior person you are trying to pass yourself off as... No, it's the act of a truly pathetic individual overcompensating for what i'm sure are many shortcomings.

Do the decent thing and at least remove the photos of that hero from your vile profiles."

That's the message your's truly sent him on 5-2-11 at 3:59PM CDT.. He read the message and did not reply... No fucking surprise there, eh? 


Right, let me move on before I start getting all passionate and all that shit... heheh


So here we go... This is a 46 dominant in the UK and in his profile are gems like these...

"Please do not contact me if you are a fake or a time waster as this will make me very mad and i will come and find you."

Hehe, he will come find you if you're a fake.. best be careeeeeeeeeful!!

And then there's....

"I am a  Registed Master  no 141391   . I am willing to prove i,m genuin by phone or cam  if you are too  .I do not want to spends week chatting i,m looking for real meets and real people ."

Errr right, so he's a registered master and even has his registration number, Umm.. does the Slave Register also give UPCs to dominants? hmmm...

I suspect he's trying to pass this off and some sort of official designation with his registration information and all that shit. Eh, let's keep reading.. Here's his latest journal entry.

"I find so many on this site have no manners at all and i also find that a lot of the new one joining the stit have no idea what real BDSM is this is not a dateing site it is a BDSM site and i wish people would treat it as such."

Now, in his profile he says he's looking for real people, right? Then he goes on to say something like, "This is a BDSM site, not a dating site!"

Doesn't it occur to you that someone (Yes, even a slave) would have other things as well as BDSM topics he or she might want to talk about with you? Just because it's a BDSM site doesn't mean everything one does on the site must be of a BDSM nature. You just never know, that slave you're trying to talk into visiting you just MAY want to know about the person who is a "registered master" before letting you have free reign over his or her body.... I know, doesn't that just take the biscuit?

Seriously, those of you who get all bent out of shape because not everyone wants to talk BDSM all the time on CM, lighten the fuck up.



Heh, here's a 34 dominant in North Carolina and his profile is basically a series of numbered bullet points. First the list of basic shit.. you know, he's looking for a slave and not a friend.... expects you to be submissive if you say you're submissive. (Ah, in one of his journal entries he rants about those to think they are equal enough to not address their superiors properly) He hates stupid questions and will answer any question as long as you speak correctly.

Mmmkay, then there are the "about me" bullet points. And then the "things that bother me bit. Here's one such thing that bothers him.

"I will not explain why I am interested by you. I just won't. Feel special you even managed to get my attention not a easy thing to do."

Somehow, I get the sneaking suspicion that his criteria is as simple as "has a pussy and can at least occasionally fog a mirror." It's no wonder that he just will not explain his interest. I mean come on now, why is it such an issue to explain to someone why you are interested in them?

Eh, actually from reading this profile the question that comes to my mind is, if he manages to find that perfect person that is all he could ever want... What the fuck would she want with him?


Let's talk a bit about that mythical creature sometimes found in the BDSM realm known as a switch. (gasp! Not a switch??? *shudder*)

Some people simply do not believe a switch can exist. And why is that? Really, there are countless variations and all that stuff why can there not be a place for someone who goes both ways? Is this not the BDSM equal of bisexual?

I know, some of the domly types are afraid that someone who identifies as a switch will start out submissive to them and suddenly turn the tables on them. This would be why they say if you are a switch you have to leave that shit at the door around them.. (Probably said in a halting voice with quivering lips.)

Here's something you might not have considered about switches.. They don't just wake up in the morning and say, "Fuck, my ass hurts from last night.. I'm gonna be domme today." Well some might... Most likely is it depends on you whether a switch goes sub or dom.. Huh?

Ah, lemme 'splain... Ya see, someone who is a switch is most likely going to react naturallly to the vibes they get from whomever they are with... OH! That would be why a lot of the self proclaimed "strong alpha" doms don't like switches.. Err nevermind, forget I mentioned it.

That's it for now.. Not much funny in this one but i'm still watching and waiting.