Over the last few months, (Since i've started, really) i've been getting a lot of messages from people who are giving me names of people who are fakes, Why? I don't know seeing as i'm not here calling out fakes or compiling some sort of black list.
There are people with sites such as catchafake2 or that collarmefakewatch "circle" that are acting is if they are doing the community some sort of great service by doing this. I've spoken of the site (which is now gone as a point of interest) collarmebusts not because I endorsed it, but because I thought it was funny as hell. It was funny to watch the name Nimbus as it kept coming back with a higher number at the end. I think it got as high as Nimbus12 or 13 before the guy gave up.
They like to put the blame on collarme because CM deletes (does not allow) blacklists. Now, do you folks know WHY blacklists are not allowed? Well imma tell ya why.. Ya see, when someone puts a name on a blacklist, just how easily would you imagine it would be to simply put someone's name on this list because they pissed you off? Wouldn't go naked on cam for you? Blacklist that bitch!!
In other words, there is too much room for abuse... Better to let a few guilty people skate than to convict an innocent person is the idea there.
Actually, I don't know why i'm posting this shit because I feel the people who read my blog on a regular basis are intelligent enough to be able to figure things out without referring to someone's blacklist. <--- shameless sucking up to the readers.
The bottom line is I think it's extremely funny to see how someone becomes compelled to warn everyone that those supermodel lesbians are really men. It's funny because the person with this blacklist is usually a supermodel lesbian.. hmmmm.
Ah, and this of course invites the question, "Why am I doing this blog?" I've been asked that question many times.
It's a good question and I have no problem answering it. I am in possession of a warped sense of humor, and I enjoy writing. I don't think i'm doing anyone some sort of great service when I make fun of what some clown puts on his profile, what I think i'm doing is being funny by commenting on that profile. I only name names when it suits my purpose to do so.
I do this because it's entertaining for me, and hopefully entertaining for you.
I'll even admit when I first started the UltimateDomme profile it's because I was unable to sleep one night and was sitting here at my computer bored, reading the profiles of some of the people who've sent me messages. One such profile spoke of "being domme most of the time but now has this burning desire to explore her "sub side""
Wellllllllll..... The idea took hold and all of a sudden i'm writing the profile of UD and the messages started flying in. It just sort of took on a life of its own and here we are. For a short time, I did feel somewhat of an obligation but I quickly got past that feeling... But I NEVER thought it would get this far.
Anyway, when you've been messaged by a supermodel lesbian, try this approach on them. Ask them how long they've known they were homosexual or ask them questions pretaining to gay marriage or gay rights.. I can't tell you how funny it is to hear back from them that "I'm not homosexual, i'm a lesbian."
Of course when I get that response I never fail to respond with, "Ummm, exactly what the fuck do you imagine a lesbian is?" Eh, most who've tried to interact with me have shown a decided lack of interest in the subject of gay marriage and other issues that are very important to the GLBT community.. They're on CM for that hot lesbian action, afterall.
In fact, most fake lesbians are homophobes anyway. Ah, it just scares them so much to get attention from another guy that they have to put "No men" in their profiles time, and time again... In huge letters, multiple times on their profile.
Heh, it actually makes me chuckle to see the profile of some caveman type who makes it a point to say the "lifestyle" isn't about sex..... But makes it clear and in all caps that they are STRAIGHT! So no men, dammit.. *growllllll!*
In the end, the fake lesbians are never going to fail to give themselves away in one way or another. The supermodel photos only make it easier... Sides now, they will call each other out in their profiles anyway... The fake lesbian game is cutthroat.
As for the scammers, there is only ONE thing that is required to avoid a scam. COMMON SENSE.
Come on now, what sort of stupidity does it take to get a message from some hot 22 year old slave in whatever country they're stuck in and actually believe if you send them the money to relocate they're really gonna show up at your doorstep?
I was chatting with someone and he told me that while he knew logically that something was a scam he was thinking with the little head.
My answer was, "Don't you think the scammers KNOW that?"
Heh, you don't see 50 year old BBWs in those profiles trying to trade their service to you for a ticket to America.. Nope, you see models. Of course the 50 year old BBWs are most likely the best slaves anyway, they just don't look like supermodels.
Seriously to those of you running those catch a fake and fake watch sites, you look fucking silly doing it and at the very most all you are accomplishing is to cause them to simply create another profile. The reality is Collarme is a free, anonymous site and there is next to nothing you can do to keep fakes and scammers off of the site. The best course is simply report the scammers you see.
I'm pretty sure most of you are aware i'm not a fan of the so called "old guard" or whatever. I really have no problem with the old guard, my problem are the people who claim to be that and have no idea of what they are saying.
This is a 22 female slave in Florida with 10 years experience and is trying out being a "pro sub" ..
Yeah, check out this journal entry.
"A lot of people have been asking (some not so nicely) how I have 10 years of experience when I'm only 22... the answer is that 10 years ago, I began training in the Old Guard bdsm lifestyle and spent the next 6 years in hard training by an older male person. Inappropriate? Very much so... but that's what happened. I don't enjoy talking about my early training much... but if we ever meet, you'll be able to clearly see I'm a trained OG slave. I'm having a lot of fun here in Xxxxxxxxx. I'm new in town and all the people I've been meeting have been so exciting! I can't wait to meet more of you!"
Is this on the level or just some moron trying to assign to themselves experience they simply cannot have?
To be fair to those who partake in the old guard, I think the above is a crock of shit... But the sort of crap people spew to make themselves appear more "real" very frequently invoke the phrase old guard... I don't as a rule reference someone's appearance but for someone who was "hard trained" during her formative years, this person is sure sloppy looking, she must not have been taught much self discipline during those 6 years of hard training... I'm just sayin'.
I'm not even going to wonder about what sort of human refuse would allow their 12 year old daughter to be "hard trained" by "an older male person."... Or rather, SENT said daughter into something like this.
Here's something interesting in the journals of a 47 female submissive in Florida.
"I am only seeking those Doms / Masters ( all just labels ) that are seeking "submissive women" only. Just my preference. Just my experience with those that seek both sub and switch women there's a hesitancy when they hold more power than expected. They retreat, they run to their comfort zone. ( Again, my experience only and mean no disrespect at all )"
I have no comment to make about this other than to say I found it interesting.
Yesterday, I actually went totally out of my way trying to convince someone the UltimateDomme profile is satire. (And failed, by the way.) This guy seemed to believe I was really working at McDonalds and good old Chuck the cocktail waitress was my boyfriend and we had this fantasy...
"UltimateDomme on 4/27/11 at 7:22 AM:
Good luck with that.. That's what my blog is all about, the bullcrap one finds here on Collarme.
(As a point of interest, what I was saying good luck about was that he's spent 2 1/2 years here on a fruitless search, being deluded with bullshit and what have you.)
Xxxxxxxxxxx on 4/27/11 at 7:25 AM:
I kind of get the sense your profile is that too.
I think your jsut a young girl who works McDonnals and has a friend Chuck the rest is made up.
Thanks however for your repeated feedback.
UltimateDomme on 4/27/11 at 7:35 AM:
No, my profile is pure satire... *wink*
Xxxxxxxxxxx on 4/27/11 at 7:38 AM:
Now should I beleive its "satire" or does the "wink" indicate maybe its real.
Nice Poker player since Chuck works at the Casio.
Find it intresiting chatting with you since its hard to tell the real for the fiction.
UltimateDomme on 4/27/11 at 7:40 AM:
Well, I can't help it if one reads it and doesn't see that it's satire.. It's really been pretty amazingly funny at just how many people think it's serious..
Xxxxxxxxxxx on 4/27/11 at 7:45 AM:
Lets put it this way most men do not like to read long drawn out wording. We like it short and to the point. You put enough sounding relaity to make it sound real yet crak me up with you working at McDonalds for being rich, and Chuck looking for boob pics and woking as a cocktail waitress. Other tips say its your picture but really not.
Anyway what are you truly seeking or are you just out for fun and your b/f is Chuck"
Errrrr, right.. Ummm, let's try something here...This is a 24 female dominant from Mississippi. Here's the first paragraph of her profile.
"6 months ago when I began my journey, I spent a rigorous three weeks of training under a European and an Asian Master. I thought I was a slave but I came to realize as I left their chateau that I am in reality a Mistress of the highest order. I may only be 24 but I can assure you my skills and knowledge is vast because I have like 8 years of experience."
Hmmm, looks like some of that fuzzy math we were bombarded with a few years back.. started out 6 months ago but has 8 years of experience? Eh, this one sure looks to be a lying bitch.. I'll bet this is some sort of a scam.
Mmmkay, let's read on...
"I am here now to look for suitable slaves and Masters/Mistresses to fill my BDSM house henceforth called the House of Heresyasign.
All will be under my rule because it's my trailer.. I mean mansion so I make the rules and I get to be the Grand Mistress."
Oops, it appears that while she wanted to present herself as living in a mansion she accidentally typed in trailer.. And this silly cunt is so stoopid she didn't even edit it out so that no one would see the mistake, she just corrected it in hopes no one would notice.
I think we can safely say this one is total bullshit, what do you all think?
I know, you're sitting there going, "fuck, she's ripping her own profile now.. is ANYONE safe from her eagle eyes and sharp wit?"
Good place to end this one.. it's shorter than usual but it's only been three days since I last posted..
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