Supplemental entry.

This is improbabilty fully explained and the creation of a machine to manipulate it.

"The principle of generating small amounts of FINITE improbability by simply hooking the logic circuits of a Bambleweeney 57 Sub-Meson Brain to an atomic vector plotter suspended in a strong Brownian Motion producer (Say a nice hot cup of tea) were of course well understood...and such generators were often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess's undergarments leap simultaneouly one foot to the left, in accordance with the Theory of Indetermincy.

Many respectable physicists said that they weren't going to stand for this, patly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sorts of parties.

Another thing they couldn't stand was the perpetual failure they encountered in trying to construct a machine which could generate the INFINITE improbability field needed to flip a spaceship across the mind-paralysing distances between the farthest stars and in the end they grumpily announced such a machine was virtually impossible.

Then one day a student who had been left to sweep up the lab after a particularly unsuccessful party found himself reasoning this way...

"If," he thought to himself, "such a machine is a VIRTUAL impossibility, then it must logically be a FINITE improbability. So all I have to do in order to make one is to work out exactly how improbable it is, feed that figure into the finite improbability generator, give it a fresh cup of really hot tea...and turn it on!"

He did this, and was rather startled to discover that he had managed to create the long-sought-after golden Infinite Improbability generator out of thin air.

It startled him even more when just after he was awarded the Galatic Institute's Prize for Extreme Cleverness he got lynched by a rampaging mob of respectable physicists who had finally realized that the one thing they really could not stand was a smart-ass."

-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Pg. 85-86.

Hey! If you goreans can quote parts of those gor novels I can quote passages from MY lifestyle books!! So bow down to Douglas Adams, bitches!


By it's very definiton my profile IS fake seeing as I am not the 24 year old hottie in that picture.(But then again, i'm sure most of you have guessed that aleady)  So it's getting to be the time to reveal who the real person is behind the UltimateDomme and use my "real" profile for this purpose.

Ah, not doing it just yet but i'll give you a clue and if someone finds me on CM i'll remove the veil and post here who I really am, and give the person to find me a shout out.

This doesn't mean the blog is going away, far from it. I intend to keep this up for as long as it continues to be entertaining. It's gotten this far and i'm still at it... So on we go.

Soooooo... the clues to finding the person who is behind the UltimateDomme name..

My name suggests I live IN the water, but the truth is I live in a place that two major bodies of water are on the coastline. I am 24 with the same amount of years experience being 24.. I've also been mentioned in this blog but not by name, only by state.

That's it.. i'll be waiting to be found..