I've been at this blog thingy for about 4 months now and i'm always getting messages from new people every day with nice comments on the blog. I thank you all. (Okay, now i'm going to tell you that's been no bed of roses... No pleasure cruise...) Nah, it's a lot of fun to write this stuff and imma gonna keep on keepin' on at it for at least the forseeable future. (Pssst. that means I consider it a challenge before the whole human race.... or at least the people who regularily read this...)

Okay, i'll bet you can't guess what song is on my mind, can you?


A quick update on that assclown SlaveTransportCo... His profile is gone.


Ah right then, there is a 37 female dominant in the UK who has gotten some messages from dominants who want to convert her to sub. I've gotten those myself and it's always fun to rip those idiots and their egos to shreds... Umm, here's what this woman had to say about one in particular..

"Yesterday I had a flurry of mail off a "supposed" Dominant man. His mission,in life is, to convert me into a submissive female.

He went into great detail to tell me how he has envisaged me on my knees waiting for him to unzip his tight pants. I would be begging for his manhood and open my mouth like a good little girl.

What he didn't see in his vision ...was me biting down so hard on his wriggly worm that he needed to go to the hospital with it wrapped in an ice pack and his mummy telling him to stay away from "nasty" girls like me"

You've GOT to be careful where you stick those wriggly worms, fellas. You just never know.



Here's one from a 41 female dominant from the land down under. (Hey, I found a great classic rock station yesterday and all these great songs are played on there...) This one says she has one disobedient slave, and while she already has one she is always looking to add to her stable.

Uh huh, Now tell me...You already have one you obviously can't keep in line and you want more? How can you possibly hope to succeed with MORE when you already have that disobedient one. Get his ass in line and THEN go out looking for more.. don't leave the job half done.

Oh, she's posted (or rather had the slave post) the punishments she's given him.. Umm, here's a hint.. if he's still disobedient afterwards it means the fucking punishment ain't working.. So as aside, if the punishments DO involve fucking, umm, back to the drawing board with you.



Off we go.. into the wild blue yonder...

Ahem....

Here's a 25 female slave in Texas.. and umm, err, well here's the profile.

"My master wants to retire from the lifestyle and willing to releasing me out for an exchange and i am willing to relocate to any part of the world.If you are interested please contact me."

Wait, freeze!...

Umm, why the fuck wasn't I notified that there was a damned Dominant union where there are retirement benefits?

Ah anyway, I have to wonder what this retiring dom will take in exchange for this 25 year old slave.. hmmm.. perhaps a new video card for his computer, I mean what's the going rate nowadays?  New blades for his lawn mower? WHAT dammit?


I'm not the only one posting this sort of stuff... I've been seeing profiles from other people and they have their own things to post about.. here are a couple of brilliant ones.

This is from the journals of a 42 female submissive in Michigan..

"Most of us don't care what YOUR philosophy or definition of a slave or submissive is.  It never ceases to amaze me that the ones that drone on and on and on and on about it, are the ones that DON'T HAVE ONE!!!  Hmmmm....wonder why..."

D'oh! I read that and started to think back at some of the profiles i've seen and this is balls on dead accurate. It's always the ones who don't have anyone who are doing all of the pontificating in their profiles, journals and message message forums. They know it alllllll but are alone. How's all that knowledge feel?


And this is from that same submissive..

"If your profile reads something along these lines:

"Contact me ONLY if you're willing to submit fully to me," but says nothing else, really...do yourself a favor.  REWRITE IT.  How could anyone possibly know if they'd be willing to submit to you based on a tiny photo, your list of interests and one sentence?"

Fucking Brilliant I tell you. I've got to keep a close eye on this profile. I strongly suspect there will be much more brillance coming from this person.



Okay.. How many of you have seen those Geico commercials with the Gecko? (Looks around to see the show of hands) Good, good.. Now, the one with the blonde woman who goes off on the Gecko about Dayton, and that he should not even pretend to not recognize her. You know the one I mean? Yeah, that one.. she tells him that it's "too late, Stanley" to which the gecko replies that his name isn't Stanley.. And then she flounces off all flustered having mistaken the gecko for another talking Lizard.. Uh huh..

Right... Ummm, exactly what the fuck was this woman doing with a gecko in Dayton? I mean come on now.. There's only SO far we can suspend disbelief on this one. I mean the little fella is only about 4 or 6 inches long and is all squirmy and slim and... smooth... Hmmm.. Errr.. nevermind.


Yeah, uh.. Back to the profiles.

This is from the journal of a 54 dominant in Nebraska.

"With the overwhelming amount of scammers on here , I have to believe that CM itself, is set up just for this purpose, and most of the scammer profile are posted by the owners of CM."

Now, i'm not going to comment on the above on its content or rip into this guy for posting it.. I just wish to point out that it was posted in his journal on 2-19-10, 10 months ago....

You know, if you DO believe what you posted to be the truth one has to wonder why the fuck you're still on a site you believe is doing that, hmmmm?... Epecially with your wishy-washy profile.. Dude.. Epic fail!

As a point of interest, this guy didn't appreciate me adding him to my list of favorites.. But I told him to keep an eye on my blog. *Sweet smile*



This is a 30 dominant in Florida.. From his journal posted 11-24-10

"I'm not looking for a sub anymore. Not because I've met someone but just because I don't think I care to bother anymore. Finding soemone who really wants to share their life with another human being seems to be an overwhelmingly complicated task for something so effectively simple. I am here to offer what counsel I can and that is all."

Err, Now why on earth would any sane, thinking person want to accept advice of that sort from someone who has given up looking for a sub? Moreover, the dude thinks finding someone to share your life with should be a simple thing? No, this is someone who does not need to be "offering counsel" to anyone at all.


Shooo be dooooo.. Shooo beeee do be do... Yes, yes this one is a 46 dominant and a 27 submissive in Illinois, errr but this guy says his BDSM house is located in North Carolina. I dunno, this pretty dude is real from what I can see. (Oh yeah, this is a pretty mother fucker.. the cat looks like he's wearing rouge and lipstick.. Dude!!) But he's a bit on the uppity side.. check this out from his "official" CM profile..

"This House is KNOWN in the real world of BDSM. Xxxxxx xx Xxxxxxxx travels to events and lectures. If you do not KNOW this...you live only on-line."

Ah! Donnie Brasco.. the scene with Al Pacino (Lefty) telling Johnny Depp (Donnie) that his family can walk in all five burroughs with heads held high.. ask anyone.. he's KNOWN! This dude says if you don't who he is.. you're only online.. *giggle*

Dude, dude.. There are many people involved in BDSM and D/s who are NOT exclusively online and have never heard of you. You know I get that you have a good thing going for you, but let's not take ourselves TOO seriously eh?.. You might be well known in the public world of BDSM... (The 2005 DomCon certificate is cute as hell) But the rest of us who don't go to every munch and/or play party are no less real for not knowing YOU.

But you ARE pretty.. I'd lay off the heavy makeup if I were you though.. Don't go getting yourself too tarted up now, sweetie.


Right.. this one is unfortunate.. But err.. This is a 20 female submissive in South Dakota.. And here's the first paragraph in her profile.

"------Recently I have had an extremely unpleasant, horrible actually, experience. I've found out firsthand that there's no checks and balances system for the BDSM experience. Apparently when you first meet someone and say no, it means yes, because its one of your apparent experiences online. Thus, I got to know the streets of chicago myself, for three days, while waiting to leave. After being debased, and then again in the hospital following the experience. Yes, I'm bitter. I'm more infrequently online in these places. I'd rather be a lonely crazy-cat lady than have that happen again. I cant even PROSECUTE, as my stance looks shaky because of the place I met this person. I'm FURIOUS. I'll journal about this later here with more details and thoughts. Please, women that read this--Be more cautious than I was! :'(."

Unfortunate yes, and i'll never defend the person who apparently abused this person.. but the above was 100% AVOIDABLE.

What is it about D/s and BDSM that causes normally intelligent people to leave their common sense at the  door? I can almost promise you if the above happened as this person says she went to Chicago after knowing the dominant a very short time and quite likely did not meet him at a public place. He make her feel guilty or soemthing?

Seriously, what sort of thought process is involved in not getting a hotel room for that three days and taking some time? And don't even mention a "safe call".. A safe call is good for helping the police find you AFTER something has gone wrong. There ain't a fucking thing your BFF back home can do for you before the fact.

Get that mother fucker's driver's license and give the appropriate information to your BFF and let her run that name and info on the internet to see if this is some sort of sex offender or something.

Bottom line here is if you allow yourself to be alone with someone you do not know... There's a pretty good chance it's NOT going to end happily for you.

Yeah, she posted a journal entry about it as promised.. She speaks of consensual nonconsent. Umm, you DO realize if you agreed to that you've given consent to do things you may not want, right? Again, how long did you know this guy before doing this?

She goes on to say that she hopes others learn from her mistakes. Good idea that, use her experience as a manual of what NOT to do when treking to a strange city to meet someone you met on the fucking internet.


Oooo I need to do the highlighting of the fake lesbian bit..

This one.. well, i've already had some lulz with this one.. He was the "I make my parents kneel for me"  clown I wrote about a couple of entries ago... Welllllllllll, Mzcourtney sent me ANOTHER friend request and remains on my admirers list... I send him a letter after getting this second friend request asking if she could really be that stupid to send me another such friend request.. Especially seeing as when he did the first time I responded to him saying I thought his profile was hilarious... Apparently so, but he didn't answer me to confirm or deny.

He certainly seems to be taken with me, lol.. Maybe I should require that he have a broomstick up his ass when he does shit like that, eh?

Eh, he added some pictures to his profile too... Changed from a leather clad woman to a more "girl next door" type.. A totally different person but it's a fake lesbian, who cares what picture is there?



Okay, last one before I go.. This is a 22 dominant from West Virginia.. Heh, well here's the profile..

"Dominate Male I'm NOT new to this site I've been around for several years...but recently decided to make a new account as it's been such a longtime since I have been around. Im into both BDSM/Gorean lifestyle. I do online as well as RL....Interested in friends and possibly more....once a connection is made.

I'm turned on by intelligence. I do not like ignorance or drama of ANY FORM. I'm always interested in making new friends. I have much experiance in both online and RL. I'm into kinky play....I'm experianced with most..but always looking to venture into new things."

I know, I know..it's too easy to harp on bad spelling.. But it's just funny to see someone do it while speaking of how they value intelligence.

Right.. TTFN