Right then, I've seen some real interesting criteria from some people...

Some even make sense, such as an age range or a location range..You know things of that nature. Errr, but this one is a little out there.. One in particular doesn't wish to speak to anyone who happens to be a fan of the NFL team Pittsburgh Steelers, an unforgivable character flaw in this person's estimation.

Uh, yeah.... During the summer I was answering messages from people with another sort of interesting reason for not wishing to be their domme from the first message. There was one fella from Greece who messaged and wanted to serve me and my reply was one of disqualifcation..

Why? Oh it was because he lived in Greece and the day before Greece had just lost to South Korea 2-0 in the opening round of the 2010 World Cup. My reasoning was that I had no use for anyone who lived in a country without a decent football side.

I thought it was logical.... However my suitor from Greece thought that was a piss poor reason for not wanting him... He explained to me how Greece won the European Cup in 2008..And then he goes on to say the English side (The one he really supported as a point of interest) Was sure to crush the hapless American "soccer" team..... Yeah, yeah I know.. every country except the United States calls it football.
 
Eh, he had a point up until time the American team did not lose to England which served to validate my original point...

Yeah, still with me? That same bit also worked well for a fella from Australia, France and Italy.. (none of which advanced from the group stage) Of course when some moron from Spain messaged me I couldn't use that excuse because they won the competition.. eh, so I had to rely on something else.. That I wasn't interested in anyone who could message and and ask to serve me without knowing the first thing about me.

And that annoys me a lot. Not that it is not possible for it to happen, but if I (Or anyone) accepted a virtual stranger as a submissive just how long would you imagine this person is going to be staying around? No really, how long will it be before that person is out looking for someone else?
 
Actually I gave that bit up... errrrrrr because Ghana made it to the quarterfinals *smirk*


Here's one that makes you do a double take and then begin to say something but the forces of nature call you back from the brink. Well, maybe not that dramatic.. But this is a 57 female dominant in Florida.. and well, here's the first paragraph of the profile...

"Now hear this...I am a PRO Domme'...if it is not ready to run to the bank...do not go, any further. Take the time to read MY profile. Save us both some time... if I hear from one more want-a-be...I will hunt you down and beat you within an inch of your life, spit on you and call your wife or mother and have them come and get your no-good cheap, lying ass!"

Ummmmm, so here it is.. if the guy doesn't wanna run straight to the bank for you to pay you to be your pain slut.. (Yeah, that's something she says she wants..) You're uhhh gonna hunt him down and beat him to within an inch of his life... spit on him and then call his wife to come get him..

And this is going to deter those sort of folks how, exactly?  C'mon now.. if you're gonna make those sorts of threats.......Oh just nevermind!


Ah..... It never fails to send me into fits of laughter when someone messages me out of the blue to take issue with my profile.. I mean the profile part of it.. not the journal/blog..Seriously, i've actually considered putting, "Hey, this is a joke profile" on it... Only considered it mind you, too many lulz from the folks who don't get it.

This is a 60 female (trans) dominant in New York..You've probably seen this person, she has three profiles and for some reason I could not read her profile.. hidden? I thought so.  And this exchange ended with me being blocked.. so guess where my response will go?

"Plllllleeeease, Aperson does not go from slave to Domme in 6 months. Either you are Domme or slave I have been in this kifestyle 15 plus yrs and have enjoyed "breaking' young dommes like you as well as those of 25 yrs  that thought all their yrs they were Domme. My mentor many yrs ago was A old world German Domme and only had one thing to say, "You are born to be a domme or not" And she was so right."

Yeah, this is another of those old guard folks who just can't get past the fact things ain't what they used to be.... Gotta love the "old world German Domme" bit though.. More valid when it's German, yep yep. Oh of course I responded.. I know I know... I provoked her.. So sue me :-P

"Did you actually READ the profile and the corresponding journal/blog entries? I'll wager not since you seem to want to harp on the profile itself with your "old world" bullcrap... Let me give you a hint... the profile and blogs are satire.

But um, thank you for the note.. It was quite amusing. :)"

Yeah, anyone who reads my profile and tries to take issue with its validity is going to get a response like that. Heheh.... Of course I know that egos being what they are... I'm going to get a receipt.

"If you had bothered to look you would have seen that Mistress did read the profile and thus knows what she was saying.
As for young ones attempt at satire that is as you call it "bullcrap" just like your beliefs. when you have 15 yrs and countless slaves or subs that have served you then you have the right to contradict Miss.."

After I stopped giggling at the third person speak, I sent back this... I don't think I turned the screws... well not TOO much.. *Doe eyed innocent look*

"No, I didn't see anything of the sort seeing as your profile is hidden.. I'd not see where you viewed my profile. Anyway, from your words to me it was crystal clear you didn't get it.... All you saw were the words in the profile and THOUGHT you understood what you obviously did not. So you didn't get the humor, oh fucking well...LOL

As far as having the "right" to contradict you, (And who the fuck is this `miss' person anyway? I swear that third person speak is the most moronic drivel i've ever heard.) I have every right to contradict you, as well as every right to call an idiot what they are.

Anyway, what exactly has your panties in a bunch over my profile anyway? C'mon now, spit it out."

This clown was quick to go over the edge and block me. geeee...

"First of all My profile is not hidden, second contradict if you wish but you are wrong. Feel lucky that you are not close, I would teach you something about being respectful and doninant.
This is te last time for contact My time is worth more than this.
I have a slave that has to be milked and then trained, she knows what respect is.
                                               Mistress Jessica"

You've gotta love it, "if you were closer i'd do this and this and that.." Although she DID drop the third person speak in the last message so that's a plus... Geeeeeeee if i'm so wrong why not try to go over where you think i'm wrong instead of going all flaming queen and hitting the block button? After all isn't the idea of education rather a big one in the scene?

Anyway, the first message was clear, she took the profile serious and decided to take the time to message me and point out how it's not possible for someone to go from slave to domme in six months... And then of course her own resume' about her vast experience.. etc.

Really it never ceases to amaze me how those who have something pointed out to them they did not know can't get over their ego.. I mean afterall it's not HER fault she read a joke profile and didn't get it, err right? Instead of, "Oh, I misread that..." you gotta have a hissy fit? Go for it, but if you're stupid enough to not get it you're no match for someone like me... Why? because I have the advantage from the get go of knowing you're stooooopid.

                             
Here's a 55 dominant in Michigan.. He's well known in politcal circles and the clergy so he has disguised himself in his photo.. oooooo my!.... Here's a bit of his profile.

"My background in Psychology has taught me that whether the relationship is "vanilla" or alternative lifestyle, COMMUNICATION is the key to that successful relationship.  I have been in this lifestyle well over 20 years.  Never has a sub ever had to use a safeword."

Ahhhhh So it's a background in psychology that gives one the knowlege that communication is key, huh? And here I thought it was common knowledge as well as common sense.

This one pisses me off a little, though. Why is it so many people consider the actual usage of a safeword to be some sort of failure? Seriously, safewords are there for when SOMETHING IS WRONG.. It's not a badge of dishonor to have to use a safeword or have a sub use one on you.

Come on now, it's called a safeword... not a failword.
 
As for the above person, in over 20 years he's never had a submissive use a safeword on him... And he thinks it's some sort of accomplishment to be proud of... Maybe he thinks so, but based on his profile I don't...

I can think of three possible reasons why he's been able to accomplish this.

1- He's been very lucky to never have caught someone when their head for whatever reason wasn't totally in it. As much as some would like to think otherwise, submissives and slaves are human and what they may be able to handle today may be too much tomorrow. Physical limits or tolerance if you will are not static. (Doubt it)

2- His subs are the sort who see using a safeword as a failure and are afraid to use it when it SHOULD be used. This is really the saddest one of all, the submissive or slave who while they have a safeword the domimant will consider its usage a failure. (Don't think so)

3- He's too light. That he's never tried to explore limits and tried to expand on them. Guess what, when you do this the chances it is going to go too far on occasion greatly increase. That's one of the biggest thrills to many people, to be able to take a little more than they think they can... It has another name as well.. GROWTH... (Hmm, could be)

Hmmm, actually there's a 4th possible reason.. He's never had a real life submissive... errr... hmmmm.


This is a 34 dominant in New Jersey and his profile starts...

"I'm an asshole"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no6-vsHgHJg

Eh, what can you say about someone who calls himself an asshole? He's probably a fucking sweetheart.... heheh.


Hmm, a couple of entries ago I posted about the guy who approached me on CM and wanted to talk on Yahoo if I were interested in his idea to make loads of money from financial domination with a dose of hypnosis thrown in to keep the sucker on the hook...

Here's one if you're a domme you've probably heard from.. The person's name is MistressRonna and when she approaches you, here's her line...

"Do you wish to work with us for $8,000-$12,000 per month, 2-3 hours a day as a finance online mistress?"

Heh, her fucking profile even says as much...

"I'm mistress Ronna from NY.
If you wish to make great $$ as an online or RT mistress you are wellcome to contact me.

female switch / sub you can feel free to contact me as well."

Heheheh.. the financial domme racket must be really rocking if these people are out recruiting dommes...
And then there's the 21 female domme in New York...

"On here to secure elite dommes for my network."

Elite dommes for her network huh?

And thennnnnnn.. one I just can't resist.. This is a 44 dominant in Japan.. And uhh.. well his profile is long and the cat is gorean.. but he's like for real, yanno? Not one of them pretend goreans or anything like that... Check this bit in his profile...

"Currently only seeking Goreans Who are interested in joining My Home which is online but All Family Members do practice Gor in real as much as real allows. Family resides in the USA, the UK, Canada and Japan "

An online family.. but they are all like for real and stuff, yeah. Umm, errr.. No, I don't have the heart to go on with this.. *giggle*


Here's an example of how easily one can become disillusioned about "no limits".. You know, when someone comes up with something you reflect upon and after careful consideration you decide that no, you can't do this... Errr, this is a 40 submissive in Missouri...

"i thought i was or at least trying to be a no limit pet.  however, after chatting with some on here, i realize now that i do have some limits.  i am a very sexual pet that needs her clit and wants to keep her breasts.  i don't mind dehumanization but i am afraid that those types of body modifications are currently a limit."

That MUST come as a shock when you start to realize the scope of "no limits".... Such as a 24 submissive in New York.. Apparently this profile is of a domme and a submissive.. but here..

"Ive talked to women and men here who said they would do anything and were all talk. Im a sick twisted non feeling socialpath bitch! Anything means anything get my drift read between the lines. And the girl on here calling herself snuffwhore is all talk! If you cant do as you say or have the stomach for it leave me alone!"

Of course this one has the word death in her name so you rather get the idea of what this one is all about, huh? *smirk*

Yeah it's been awhile.. i've not had as much time to get in there and hunt for the lulz... But i'm still around watching.. waiting.. :-)