I'm not afraid to be disagreed with, nor am I afraid of having someone take a shot at me.. In fact, if I see a good shot someone has taken at me i'll post it right here... It's just that i've yet to see anything of the sort.. Most of the negative feedback i've gotten has been of the "u suck" variety.. Until now.

This is that 24 dominant in Texas I mentioned in my last entry.. I made reference to the fact after we had the message exchange he viewed my profile several times. I didn't say it like that, but I was pretty sure he had at least an inkling of why I favorited his profile once he did so.

Well, hes fired back and here's his shot..

"Well there is a woman who tried to satire me. It doesn't bother me that she attempts this, it's funny. Nonetheless, she is apparently offended by the fact that I don't believe in female dominants. Well here's a news flash little woman, you taking offense won't change my views anymore than my writing this will cause you to stop your little satire blog.

I visited her profile to view her journal entries, no harm done, yet I notice she documented that I did so. To my knowledge there is no crime in viewing a profile and her commentary on the subject makes her seem a bit insecure, strange for someone who claims to be a dom of the highest order. I did message her asking why she added me to her favorite list, just out of curiousity and to ensure I didn't have a crazy stalker on my hands.To her credit she simply stated she wanted to be able to find it. Hey, that's fine with me, (although it wasn't @ first admittedly because random strangers adding me to their favorites is a bit peculiar and questionable.) Not so bothered now, especially since I have actually read her attempt at satire.
  
At the end of the day, we'll both go on with our lives regardless what we think of each other I'm sure."


There we go.. I'm not even going to escalate it... He was a bit off point as to what I was saying, I am not offended by those who don't believe in female dominants... Misogony on the other hand, offends me. 

Just call it, "equal time" if you will. I even messaged the guy and we had a civil conversation.


Hey, remember when I posted about the guy who was advertising a self castration? Welllllllll.. the lying fucker messaged me again last night asking if I wanted to watch him slice if off on camera.

*GASP!* The lying bastard didn't do as he promised before, and I was frankly offended that he did not keep his promise.. yeah!

Eh, here's what I told him when he messaged this to me.....

"wanna watch you watch me slice my cock for you "

"Ah ha!!!!  You offered that before and when I said no you said you were going to do it anyway!!! You big liar head!"

"no i sliced on it then.  now full removal"

"No, you're a big liar head.. you promised a self castration before and you didn't deliver.."


I'm not sure if anyone has noticed this yet, but a few months ago the people hailing from the country of Ghana disappeared. It's my understanding the country of Ghana was no longer a choice that could be made when starting a new account and selecting a country.

In the last couple of days however, i've noticed some profiles where the person is from the city of Accra... I saw one from Accra, Indiana, and then another from Accra, Guam.. In fact there are quite a few people on there from the city of Accra, but in different states/locations.

Of course Accra is in fact in Ghana so it leads me to wonder.. No, I don't wonder at all that they are back, I frankly expected it.. What I wonder is how stupid this person or people are to still use the city of Accra as a location?

Again, don't blame CM for this.. The scammers are always going to find a way.



Right then... Here's a 28 female dominant in New Jersey.. And let's see how many people can find the irony  in this one... first a paragraph of the profile..

"Quick note I changed my profile from switch to domme because I have been told even though I like to be tied up and fucked I am very strict and very dominate."

Right.. soaked it all in? Okay, let us continue with this journal entry.

"Looking for a young domme who would like to gain some knowledge and training. I would be your mentor. If Your interested please apply.

Guys it says DOMME. Which means female not male."

MmmHmm.. So, she joins the site on 1-1-11 as a switch, and the above journal was written on the 16th, so she became "domme" i'd say two weeks after joining.. yes yes?

Yes, Errr.. and now this brand new domme is looking to take on someone as their mentor?

And no no.. i've not even taken note of the fact she's used the oft used "dominate" when it should be dominant, but that does rather add to the overall irony of this one, eh?

Pssst, if it went over your head one who is a mentor is one with the experience and knowledge to pass along to someone without them.


Commercial time again.. This is the one where the rattlesnake is about to nail a rabbit and so up comes his rattle to mesmerize the shit of the rabbit before he strikes...... Except the rattle is a baby rattle.. You've seen it?

Yeah, so the rabbit sees this and starts laughing, calls over his friends and they are all rolling on the ground laughing at the snake with the baby rattle for a rattle, yes yes?

Uh huh.. I was kinda baked one night when this commercial came out and i'm sitting there going, "Dude, you're a fucking rattlesnake... Bite one of those fucking rabbits, they'll shut up!"

But nooooooo.. the silly rattlesnake retreats into his coils and hides his face because he's so embarassed.

Now, i'm envisioning an alternate version of that commercial.... While the rabbits are all laughing another snake would come up behind them and start quoting that pulp fiction shit..

"I will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furrrrrrriossssss anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.."

Well you know the rest. This is when the new rattlesnake would just start zapping those silly laughing rabbits..

And then the two rattlesnakes would nip off for a spot of breakfast or a drink at the local snake tavern.

Hey! If a rabbit can laugh then a damned snake can make that quote!


Here's a profile I want to delve into and rip apart, and this profile is a prime example of someone wanting to both have his cake and eat it. (Actually, before one can in fact eat cake, one must first have said cake... Errrr...)

Anyway, this is a 45 dominant in Washington... and this is one who considers himself "Gorean".. Now, we've  seen some people who say they have adopted the ideals put forth in those books but don't follow them.. This cat takes things a little beyond that.. Wait.. here's the profile..

"IN THE BEGINNING....
I first found the books of Gor around the age of 9-10, but even younger than that my childhood games revolved around Dominance and submission, with the added spice of a little bondage thrown in. It was then that I first began considering myself to be "Of GOR", and at least with my closer acquaintances, going by the name of Xxxxxx. (and No, this does not mean that I believe myself to be On GOR, that would require far more imagination than I possess)"

Right, he realistically says that he does not believe himself ON Gor, cause he like doesn't have that much imagination. Yeah, okay.... 9 or 10 huh?

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"WHO AM I....
I am the Assassin, the Healer, the Warrior, the Poet, the humble Peasant, the gallant Knight.... I am all of these things and so much more, no label can ever describe who I am, for I am not the man I was yesterday, nor am I yet the man I will be tomorrow. I am ever changing with each new experience in my life."

Now hold on! He simply does not have that sort of imagination!! What the fuck is this shit?
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"GOREAN CASTE SYSTEM....
There is a multitude of Castes upon "Gor", some are glamorous, others not so much, although each is necessary to the survival and health of each City. Much like the jobs people work at here, some are covered in glory, others in garbage, each is necessary.
I identify best with the Caste of Assassin, for there are those in the world who richly deserve NOT to be in it. And it is the Assassin who is best trained to quietly target the guilty and eliminate the one without bringing harm to the innocent many."

So, he's an assassin is he? Does this mean he's a covert operative of the CIA or something like that, or just some geek who imagines himself some sort of noble assassin? I mean really, what vocation here in the real world is comparable to that of the assassin on Gor?

Would you like to know what makes an assassin effective? Other than being able to kill someone, it's that NO ONE KNOWS HE'S A FUCKING ASSASSIN!!! Errrr at least until it's too late to do anything about it. Those folks keep what they do secret.

As a point of interest, if you want some books about assassins you gotta read the Destroyer series about the continuing advertures of Remo Williams and his teacher/father Chiun and the glorious House of Sinanju.
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"MY HOME STONE....
When I was around 13yo, I searched along the river near where I lived, it was there I found an oval stone. It was smooth, flat, and gray in color. I picked it up and took it home, and over the next few days, I etched into the stone the Mark of the Dagger. When I was finished I swore an oath....
Where so ever I shall reside, there I shall place this simple stone. That land, the buildings upon it, and those people who reside beside me shall be under my protection, and will be defended up to and including the use of lethal force.
An image of my Home Stone may be seen in my gallery, normally it rests in the bust of a Bald Eagle."

Yeah, his profile shows pictures of this. Now, I don't want to be the one say it.. but errrrr.. 13 years old? Dude, you found a fucking rock you thought was cool and went all mideval about it.

"And whosoever shall be found without the soul for getting down.. Must stand beside the hounds of hell... and rot... inside a corpse's shell."

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"MY FAVORITE QUOTE....
If today I must die, let it be for a worthy cause, and may I be remembered as a man of Honor.
FAVORITE QUOTE FROM THE BOOKS....
"One of the pleasant things about owning a slave," I said, "is the opportunity to converse with her, listen to her, to hear her express herself, her feelings and ideas. One can learn much from a slave. Many slaves, like yourself, are highly intelligent. They can express themselves articulately, clearly, trenchantly and lyrically. It is a great pleasure to talk with them."
~Beasts of Gor - page 203~"

And here we have the seemingly required quote from one of those Gor books...

Here's my favorite quote..
"Can you imagine Armstrong being the first man on the sun? "One small step for man.. One.. OW! Shit!... OOOWWWW!!!'"
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"DISCLAIMER….
Do not confuse the Gorean Philosophy with the "online gorean roleplay" which is so popular, there is a vast difference. Many people have never read the books of Gor, yet claim to dislike "Gorean Lifestyle" from seeing it role-played online. The "online gorean role-players" have no real accountability for their actions, so play it to the extreme like many RPG'rs did while playing Dungeons & Dragons in years past."

Now we're getting to the meat of this one.. This is familiar, the attempt to distance what they believe from the books, and the way this is practiced online... But then......

"Professor John Lange (aka Norman) wrote of a place of ideals, many of the details of Gor can be traced back to earth’s own distant past. But many have found a belief in the writings of "Gor" that resonates within their spirit. Is a belief in a fictional scenario that holds Honor, Integrity, and Strength in such high esteem such a bad thing to believe in? "Is the Bible written about factual events, or is it merely a great work of early Science Fiction, to give people something to believe in that is greater than themselves?"  You must decide for yourself.""

And here we are... An actual comparison with those who have adopted the bible as their core beliefs.. This more than anything I could ever say illustrates quite clearly that no matter how you try to distance yourself from it, there is no escape from the fact you and others like you have decided to pattern your life after those books written by your Professor John Lange (aka Norman)... Your bible as it were.

I know, I know, to each their own... But come on now, it's always worth a few giggles to see someone actually try to rationalize it. 

Here's some reallllll bad news for you Goreans.. What you do *IS* D/s.. and it *IS* BDSM... You might approach it from a different point of view, but while the names are changed the song remains the same. Have any of you ever wondered why BDSMers at a munch have a huge laugh whenever the subject of Gor comes up?

Seriously, we consider you Goreans that uncle who comes over for thanksgiving who always gets shit faced drunk and ends up vomiting on the pumpkin pie and passing out on the sofa. He's an embarassment, but he IS family..

Mmmkay then.. later my brothers and sisters.........