Hey hey hey.. I've gotta let some folks know that the blog at collarmebusts is NOT my blog nor am I associated with that blog other than having linked to it. I've said on at least two occasions I don't think most of us need to have someone running photos through Tineye to know that centerfold quality lesbian ain't real... But I think that blog is funny.


SPEAKING of fake lesbians, i've noticed quite a few of them have posted "proof pictures" on their profiles to assure you the supplicant for their attentions they are indeed real.

Uh huh, the only problem with these proof pictures is they take the photo in such a way that you cannot tell who the picture is of. One rocket scientist took a picture of a sign that says the name and collarme.. etc.. Umm, but the photo is ONLY of the sign, and a quite large hand holding it up. If you look at the hand holding the sign, you will notice the hand has fingernails that are very, very closely cropped..Er, and there is a bit of hair on the knuckles..

Come ON man!

Another one shows several pictures of a woman posing in a kitchen, sitting on the counter and what have you.. The "proof" picture is simply a sign on the floor of the same kitchen.. the woman is not in the photo. Great, so this fake lesbian hired some woman to take photos and must have forgotton to have the woman hold the friggen sign... Jackass.

This is a lot of trouble to go through to fool others.... To collect pictures? I don't get that because there are literally hundreds of thousands of pictures available for free on the internet. Or maybe those pictures are trophies of a sort, who the fuck knows?

Seriously, i'd love it if a fake lesbian would message me on collarme and explain exactly why you do it. I promise I will not reveal your name here... No really, I won't.

Then there's a 35 lesbian dominant in Cyrpus and a 39 lesbian submissive in Bosnia.. the same person... And the submissive has a proof picture that appears to be on the level... Hmmmmmm..

A couple of updates...

One submissive female messaged me after my last entry and said she'd love to put the "You must send me a gift card to prove your worthiness" in her profile.. My response was "go for it and send me the funny messages you get." Her name is sojewtastic and her profile is a good one.

Well, she did it. It's right at the top of her profile and so far the sort of responses she's gotten are right about what I expected.

"DeathVenom04 Dated: 11/4/10 2:37 AM Send gifts or tributes to a sub? You must be delusional. Good luck with that."

Yeah, now go look at this guy's profile and get your lulz.. Betcha can't guess what this guy is showing in his photos.


After my last blog entry I got a message from a submissive woman who told me the shitbag called SlaveTransportCo had contacted her. I was curious to know what sort of line of shit he uses when he contacts women and here's what she said..

"told me to meet up with him, stay with him for awhile and then he would know which master would be good for me. Then he would contact him and bring me to him.  He says he has requests from masters all over the country."

Soooooooo.. that's his game eh? He talks some submissive into staying with him for awhile and he apparently evaluates them to know which Master she would be most right for.. What a great guy.. And he gets requests from Masters all over the country has he? Here's another little tidbit.. The above submissive was also on a bit of a down, and vulnerable.

That makes SlaveTransportCo a first class predator in my book. Yet another reason it's a bad idea to put in your profile or journals that your heart is broken or something of that sort. You never know how many assholes like this guy is out there waiting to pounce.

Ah, I would LOVE to hear from any Master who has successfully contracted this slimeball to deliver a slave to him.


After adding one particular dominant to my favorites list, I got a message from him and he noted my blog and hoped he'd not be a subject of my ridicule. Remember when I posted that bit about adding someone to my favorites list and what it meant? Well, this guy got it.

Now, would I ridicule someone on my blog? LOL, well maybe a little.. ANYWAYYYYYYYY.. there are some lulz in this cat's profile i've got to pass along, and also I have a little issue with something he posted.. (Well, not just him.. but the general attitude.. wait, i'll get to it.)

In his very long profile he has like 10 bullet points.. Some make sense, and one is unintentionally funny as hell.

He says that if you've been on collarme for a year or longer and are still searching, you need to stay away from him.

Right, I suspect he believes if you've been there over a year and are still single there MUST be something wrong with you. Cool, that's his opinion and I respect it.. I respect it SO much that I feel almost duty bound to point out that he has been on collarme well over a year, since Jan. 2009.

Umm, Oops?

He also has a complaint about certain submissives who feel that dominants must prove their worthiness. Yeah right, here's another overinflated ego who believes because he is a DOM he does not need to show he is worthy of someone's submission.

Well, that's the typical neanderthal attitude of someone looking for a doormat. More power to him I suppose but... Let me buy you a vowel... nah fuck it.. Stay in your cave, Grog.


Here's one from a 55 year old dominant in Virginia. This dude says he's REAL old school.....He was taught by his grandmother.

Let's allow that to sink in for a moment... sniff the bouquet... swirl it around.. Right then.

In what sort of warped reality does one learn D/s-BDSM from your grandmother? No really, can ANYONE imagine a scenario where one actually learns about D/s or BDSM from their GRANDMOTHER?

"Gee golly Granny.. can you show me how to do figure eights with a flogger?"
"Okay. but don't tell your mom," says Granny as she takes out the flogger to demo it for him.

Give me a fucking break.

Ah okay onward.. onward.. This is for all of you who have in your profiles complaints about people on CM who aren't actually looking for anything. Why the fuck do you care if someone else is on CollarMe and is not looking for anything? Does that make it harder for you to find the ONE when you see a profile and they state they are not looking? Just move on the next profile... sheeeeeeeesh!

Okay.. Now it's time to rip into the people who say they REQUIRE "tribute" but go on to say they are not professionals.
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Reality check time, bitches.. The moment you accept payment (Yeah, call it tribute to make you seem less like a prostitute.) for your "services" you are a professional. I don't care if said "tribute" is a gift card or something from your wish list, you're being paid to dominate, and that makes you a professional.. End of line.

And again, you professional dommes using CM to advertise for free need to also get over yourselves and stop the whining about getting messages from people who don't wanna pay. Put up a fucking website and pay for your damned advertising.

Here's one that makes you go, "Ummm..."

This is from a 31 female slave in Ontario, Canada.. She joined at the end of october like just over a week ago as of this writing... Here's the journal entry..

"Hates having a list of 'admirers" i never talked to, if You cant say a simple hello  or something nice, this will result in you being blocked.... thank You"

Ummmm... Now if these people haven't sent you any messages what the fuck do you think it's going to accomplish to block them from doing what they aren't doing in the first place? You know I get the childish need to threaten people who are doing things you don't like, but for fuck's sake at least THINK about what you post..


Oh dear me... Just when i'm about to write something else here I took a little break from writing and checked out CM.. I had someone view my profile and then send me a friend request.. I had to have a look.. and this profile is a chock full of laughs..

This is a 35 lesbian dominant from PA.. Get ready for some major belly laughs..

"So you understand, I can be as cruel as I want, because all of My life, people have done exactly what I tell them to do.  EVERYBODY.  I am a truly superior woman in every way.  You will fall in love with me instantly (if you haven't already just from reading My profile)"

Oh my my my... I'm already soaking wet.

She goes on to list the three types of people she would allow to message her.. Slaves, dommes who want to be her slave, and dommes who want to share their slaves.. And includes specific instructions on what to do when messaging her.. Ready?

"If you fit into one of those categories, and ONLY if you fit into one of those categories you may write to Me.  Unless you are a #3 you will do the following before writing to Me....   You must strip completely naked, kneel in front of the computer, and plug your ass.  If you don't have a butt plug, use a dildo.  If you don't have a dildo, use a hair brush handle, or a broom handle.  You will not write to Me unless your ass is full.  This is important - in your message you will tell Me what you put in your ass.  That way I know you read everything and you can obey.  You will also include photos.  They don't have to be nude (though preferred), but I want to clearly see your face, and your body."

#3 on her list is other dommes who may want to get together with her for the purpose of sharing your slaves with each other.. Yeah..

Ah.. She goes on to give a warning to any Domme who is thinking they are going to break her as what happens to many other fake lesbians...

"I don't care how good of a Domme you think you are, I will never kneel for you.  I don't kneel for anybody, ever.  You are talking to a woman who makes Her parents kneel for Her when She sees them, so give it up...  I won't break."

Now, after I picked myself up from the floor having fallen off my chair laughing so hard, I did her the honor of sending her a message to inform her just how hilarious I thought her profile was, and thanked her..

Errrr, apparently she was serious in her profile.. ooopsie.. She sent me back a message wanting to know what was so funny about it.. Of course the bitch answered her..

"That whole "gotta plug your ass to message me" bit was pretty funny..
But I tell you, that "I even make my parents kneels for me" is pure comedy gold..
Really, thank you for bringing your profile to my attention. I can't wait to share it with my readers.."

Hey she can't say I didn't tell her beforehand, right? Ah, I waited a few minutes for a reply from her.
Interestingly enough... she didn't send back another reply.. Doesn't that beat all ya ever heard? Come to find out, if she sends a friend request if means she thinks you're attractive enough to consider..
Ah, and here I thought she was just wanting to show my how funny her profile was.. Ah well, my bad.

That's it for now.. See ya soon.