I must stand corrected to a degree.

Someone posted here that my forumla on bricks was off as I was adding 1/2 inch to each brick when it should have been 1/4 inch for all the bricks with the exception of the first and last brick which would have the extra 1/4 inch added. 

Therefore using that formula the fake lesbian in question would be 5'1" or something like that in the picture. It still shoots the idea of 4'8" as is claimed in the profile right down the ole' commode.
So after further review from instant replay the fake lesbian is busted as called. The blogger is not charged with a timeout. To the one who posted about the bricks, good catch... Of course you can always go look at the profile and decide for yourself... :-)

On second thought, this Lazykitten changed the pictures on his profile and the new pictures are of a totally different woman.. Ummm, OOPS! On top of that, he took out the journal entry that claimed he was 4'8".. My suggestion to Lazykitten is to just start a new name LOL.


I'm going right to the profiles to find this excerpt from the profile of a 43 dominant in New York.

"My father was 3rd generation lifestyle Master and I was trained by him.  Raised in an M/s-D/s family. I am a  trained Master with over 20 years in the lifestyle. I do not endanger  slaves/submissives. IF you are into pain I can give you the levels of pain you need."

Umm, third generation lifetsyle master and papa trained you? I wonder if that's a form of joining the family business? Hmm, well let's visit this for a moment, trained by his father eh?

If this was a M/s-D/s family and this cat was being trained by dear ole dad, who might we suppose he was being trained upon? Mom?.. Baby Sis?... the three slaves mom didn't know about? That's the kind of shit you see in those red covered paperbacks with titles such as "Chained Slave Mom" and others of that nature. (As a point of interest, there's a guy who posts hundreds of bondage photos a day in the alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bondage newsgroup and every now and again one of the covers of those paperbacks finds it's way into the mix.)

When I hear someone say they were raised in an M/s family, I just have to wonder what sort of people would actually let their kids know about their "lifestyle."

"Gee dad, why does mom never sit on the sofa or at the dining room table?"


Here's one from a 28 female dominant in Indiana. This one is looking for an online male or female slave for webcam sessions.. Great.. To contact this person, you must follow her guidelines.. here's what she requrires...
"Msg me back with:

1. your skype \ yahoo name (skype is preferred over yahoo)

2. Pics of your face toys and NAKED body

3. list of toys (if you don't have any don't bother. 
*** household items are not toys)"

What the fuck do you mean household items are not toys? Can you say lack of imagination? There isn't a BDSMer I know who cannot find many "scene" uses for a lot of household items, and many of them are obvious.. Clothespins, binder clips, those rods that you twist to open and close your blinds. Toothpaste, (Wonderful mild irritant) and other  assorted cremes, salves and liniments. Ginger root, a ruler, a wooden spoon, a rolling pin....

And i'll just bet there are many many more. Household items are not toys? oh please!

Get off of my internet with that crap!


You've all seen those profiles and journal entries where the sub says that they are collared or something like that and if you wish to converse with her you must have her Master/Mistress's permission, yes?

So why does that bother you? I've seen a few journal entries where the guy gets quite offended that he would need someone elses permission to talk to someone. "Why, nobody tells me who I can talk to!"

No need to get your panties in a bunch, trooper. You go right ahead and message whomever you wish. But really, stop crying about it and don't be surprised when that sub who says you need her master's permission does not answer you. You might not need to do what he says, but SHE will.


Then there's the EVIL sonofabitch in Louisiana who says he's into REAL punishment, uh, singing the brady bunch theme song in a cajun accent. Okay cute...cute...

But the next line in his profile says if you don't think it's real punishment guess what song will not leave your mind?

YOU EVIL BASTARD!!!!

And his name is appropriately enough, punisher.

Now I need a song to get that one out of my head...let's see...

"So bring me my broadsword... And clear understanding... Give me my cross of gold.. as a talisman" <--- Jethro Tull.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3RNdU2d0PY

Now, Fuck you and your damned Brady Bunch!!


On a more serious note, there have been some recent changes at CollarMe that are pretty positive. Has anyone noticed that when getting a message from some people there may be a warning on top of that message saying the user has been flagged as a spammer? I've gotten a few of these and it seems there have been other changes as well, not the least of which is the new message system with many options when sending a message.

As i've posted a few entires back, CM is of course aware of the scammers and spammers but the reality is there is really no way possible to keep them all off the site, any more than it was possible to keep them off of AOL, Yahoo chat or ANY other social networking site.

The bottom line is when you see a scammer on CM, don't blame CM for them being there. Report the scammer, and it's a good bet that person will disappear. Other than that, Caveat Emptor. It's the friggen internet after all. Remember the technology is neutral.

That'll do it for now. I'm not sure i'll be posting again before then, but next Tuesday, Nov 2 is the midterm elections in the USA. No politcal statement here other than VOTE!!

Although, i'm interested in seeing how Prop 19 does out in California.