Ah, but it's dedicated to one person..
Well now, i've had something happen that until now has not happened. And that is, one of the people i've written about actually defending themselves.. Now folks, i'm a fair minded bitch so that person will get their words shown unedited.. Of course, i'll have a reply..
Anyway, the one i'm speaking of is willing0slave.. and let me show you the first little exchange I had with this one..
First the person sees i've favorited them and reads my profile as is quite natural to do, and then sent me the following note.
"From: willing0slave
Dated: 2/10/12 9:48 PM
I read , your stuff is hilarious, Chuck, 18 and a Master, made me laugh so hard I choked. Taking his meds, working at Cm D's, living in a mansion or is it a trailor, you are very funny. Thank you for the giggles."
Right then.. I sent back the following reply..
" To: willing0slave
Dated: 2/11/12 12:52 AM
Heh, you ought to read the blog, but I doubt you/eating0my0candie/wendywendywendy will find it quite as amusing."
Now, this message was read at 1:52AM and I was awake until about 3:30 and saw the person indeed looked at my profile again and was logged on as late as 3:00..Let's just assume the blog was being read..
When I logged on this morining, I had a very long message waiting for me.. Get ready for the ride.. And my responses will be contained within in bold.
" From: willing0slave
Dated: 2/11/12 7:55 AM
Oh I hope you will read this in its entirety. Your blog was funny too as you answered your own questions.
First of all, Candie and Wendy met at a hospital for the treatment of meningitis when they were 7 and 6 respectively. That is how they know each other."
- Buzzzzzzttt! Each of their profiles say that it happened when they were seven, not seven and six respectively. Likely one will be changed now, but it's there and posted word for word the exact same.
"I was Candies neighbour in Tenn until I was 3, I played with her when we are in diapers.
We moved back to France where I was born, yes I have a real French last name.
We were there for only a year or so and moved to toronto. This had to do with my fathers job.
I didnt run into Candie again untill we found each other at the junior highschool I attended. She and Wendy did corespondence, but have to write the tests at a real high school, hense how we reconnected, and how I met Wendy.
Following??? Yes I know not to hard to imagine now."
- Mmmkay.. let's draw a map and a timeline here.. This one was born in France...they knew each other in Tennessee until they were three, and played with each other when they were in diapers.. And then BACK to France and on to Toronto after a year, where she reconnected with her toddler friend Candie and then wendy in junior high school... who knew each other because they were together in the hospital when they had meningitis.. Got it!!
"We all came out west to Alberta for the chance at a better job.
We live together, we are room mates, all three of us. Wow, three freinds living in the same place? GOD that is so strange, it would be such a good idea if girls did that at universities to save money. OH wait, they do. (Sorry for the sarcasm)"
-Whoop, and there it is.. they all live together under the same roof...Explanation for them logging on at short intervals.. Yanno, each waiting their turn at the computer. I haven't even bothered to make note of the fact they all type in the same style and make the same sort of spelling errors... Oh, guess I have now.. *giggle*
"We didnt suddenly become lesbians and then miraculously just find each other.
Candie and Wendy are a given, they spent so much time together at that hospital and bonded over losing their hearing. Oh, and I hate men.
So, that is not so strange. I am sure you know more straight girls than I know gay"
-Okay, so now the explanation of how they turned to lesbianism.. This is rather interesting as it was not in question.. Remember, I only asked.. "what are the odds." Turns out they all live together, and silly me thought it was alllllll the same person.
"As for being owned, I know the woman.
As for MissCory, born with a pussy, well known as she has tons of friends in real life."
-Ahhh.. so Cory4u gets mentioned.. Speaking of Cory4u.. I had a bit of an exchange with that one that happened just before I posted my last blog entry. And something interesting happened to that one as well.. Here's the exchange..
" Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 8:41 PM:
What prompted you to become one of my - admirers?
<smiling> Cory
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:13 PM:
Oh, I was looking at the profiles of those two deaf dudes in alberta and saw that your name was mentioned as owning one of them.
Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:20 PM:
I have no clue who or what you're talking about. Where did you see that?
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:20 PM:
wendywendywendy is the one lol.
Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:22 PM:
There are deaf dudes in alberta??
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:23 PM:
LOL, Yeah.. they've been afflicted with that common fake lesbian affliction of deafness.
Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:24 PM:
Still have no clue what you're talking about lol
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:26 PM:
*shrug* I told you the name of the one who says they belong to you..
Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:28 PM:
kk I guess I own someone I dont know then lol
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:30 PM:
Mmmhmm."
Wellllllll, isn't it very interesting how this person flat out denied she even knows these people? I'd be wondering about this if were wendy x3... just fucking denied it.. OH SNAP!
Another VERY interesting tidbit... when this exchange happened, cory4u was in Vancouver in Canada,(This profile has been around 2 years, since 3-2010 and was always in Vancouver.) and the next day the location on the profile changed first to Midwest, Alabama.. and then to Midwest, Minnesota where it remains now.... Probably had a look at the map after selecting Alabama, who knows.Now, if I were the curious sort... I'd wonder why this one felt the need to change her location..very very curious.
Now as I said, cory4u is a well known fake and her photos have been on numerous profiles on CM.
"Candie and Wendys pics were stolen, different times, so you need to proove you have the originals to make a claim against anyone, and low and behold, they do. Why is that, I can tell you, they opened up their CD-R collection and OMG there were their own pics. Confirmed the "real thing" by CM itself. How interesting. Cant get any more real than that.
Yes the pc we have, yup WE have, is old surplus. I got it from work. It was brand new in the box, never used, so we got it free. It runs fast and is great for online stuff.
Yes it has no USB, and runs on WIN NT 4.0, and looks like WIN 95.
We dont give out nude pics, we dont give out anymore than we decided to give in the first place, we live by the rules we make for ourselves."
-So, the pictures on their profile they got onto their computer that has no CD came from where???? Their CD-R collection. Now you know, I would just be fucking shirking here if I failed to mention that candie says their computer DOES NOT HAVE A CD. It had to have been one mean feat to get those pictures onto their computer without a CD player from CD-R's, wouldn't you say?
Lest it be forgotten, this is from candie's profile..He lists the sort of things that will get you ignored...
"Ask me to make a sign for some odd reason then take a pic...
(I have no way of taking, loading pics onto my PC, sending it to you, I have no way of doing this, I have no way of doing this, I have no way of doing this, I have no way of doing this and I cannot use my work PC for anything private)"
-Yep yep, got it. She cannot make a sign and take a photo with it and then upload it you. You might want to have a look at CM's policy when it comes to stolen pictures evidence.. Here i'll post it for you.
"1) You can use the form below to upload a picture of yourself holding up a piece of paper with the words "STOLEN PHOTOS" written on it. We must be able to clearly see your face for the purpose of comparison. This is the simplest and easiest way to verify your identity.
2) You can use the form below to upload an image of your government issued photo-identification card. This can be your drivers license, passport, or other government-issued identification card which has your picture on it. You may black-out sensitive information, such as your identification number, if desired.
3) We also comply fully with the DMCA notification and takedown provisions. If you would like to notify us of infringing content by utilizing these provisions, please click here for instructions.
Can I use other means to verify my identity?
No. Sending us other information, such as links to websites containing your photos, are not sufficient."
-Translation, CM needs more than just the fact you say the photos are on your "CD-R collection" to prove such a claim. They need proof of who YOU are before they will act upon someone's claim of stolen photos.
Now tell me, how can you take such a proof photo and upload it when you have no way to get such photos to your computer? Same goes for the ID card, must be scanned onto the computer, right?.. Right.
"As for me, I was injured by a stalker and attacked last year and spent several months in the hospital. They put me down as a woman, because i Have a period, a vagina, and breasts. I suppose my physio theropist is too stupid to see me, touch me and cannot tell if I am real or not?? I am pretty sure she would know."
-So all we need is to get with the physio to check on this one, eh? Interesting when I actually didn't call into disrepute this willing0slave person.. I just found the profile very interesting.. Well, now more interesting that's for certain.
"So to sum up...
We dont need to show everyone every pic we own.
We dont need to put our whole lives on line for you to inspect.
We dont care if you dont know us, we have more than a dozen friends we know in real life. on this sight.
We have been called fake before, why should we care? we are real. So we dont care about it...
If I had to show everyone that asked me to proove who I am I would be answerring to every ultimatum and you know what? We dont care."
- The very fact of the long message sent to me is strong evidence to the contrary that you do not care.. Best to not say a word in this case, you could just make it worse... Errr, you have.
"I liked what you wrote, it made me laugh.
That you have this need to pick us apart and make accusations, fine, at least you were rather kind about it, I hate doms who yell and scream when you say no to nude pics.
Oh by the way, Candie taking her own pic? she was 18, and the camera was a friends, we dont own a camera, or cell phones, and we dont have a home phone either"
- And the fact you have no way of getting photos to your computer cannot be escaped even if said photo was taken with the friend's camera.
"When our doorbell is pushed, ourt lights flash on and off.
We have no use for a cell, we cannot feel it vibrate in our purse. And we cannot tell if is it on or off, or too loud, the deaf dont use cells unless they want to shuffle it around with them. We dont. And today some woman tried to tell me I should keep it in my bra then I would know it was on. I dont wear a bra, I have less than a hand full, what do I need a bra for? I stopped wearing them over a year ago."
-Now, I want you all to pay special note to this paragragh..It sounds as if all THREE of them are deaf, not just the two with meningitis.. Is that how you all are reading this one as well?
"You have any idea how disturbing it is to see a pic someone took and you have no idea they are ever there? NO you are a hearing person, we dont hear the click, you do.
Pics being taken all around us, we find disturbing, so we went and got some pics taken.
Low and belong we offer a good array of pics. If you dont like it, oh well.
We dont live with ultimatums. No one rules our lives with threats.
I know many people on here in person, and 95% on this site are all fake."
- Yep, definitely saying all three of them are deaf, not just the other two.. Right then..Point of interest, a deaf person would not hear the click, but they WOULD see the fucking flash! As an aside, i'd be curious to know where I made any threats..
"I dont need a cam, I dont need to send you more pics, why are the ones you are lookig at not good enough?
I dont have to defend myself, but I decided to since you wrote about us and some things need straightening out.
So now you know we did not just suddenly meet out of the blue? we know each other.
So now you can rest assured. You have a reason for everything being as it is.
You know you could have just asked.
willing0slave"
Tada! Hey, I sent back a message that basically said, "cool story bro, that took balls."
And it IS a cool story, quite creative even though it jumps about a bit, I was riveted to the edge of my seat.
But we've all heard the old saying that once the lying starts, the lies become too hard to keep straight. That is clearly illustrated here.
I've often wondered why the people I write about don't confront me, and I think I may have found my answer... If someone like me takes the mickey a bit on your profile, why on earth would you want to give them a reason to revisit it and possibly have another go?
Here's the really funny part to me.. When I posted the last blog entry I just thought it was funny to see those two profiles and the way they were worded.. I never expected such a elaborate story be sent to me as an attempt of defense against my writing..
Now a little lesson for you.. I'm positive there are people who after reading my blog look up the profiles of the ones i've had a go at and decide for themselves that what I am saying isn't on the mark, or they may not be convinced when I say someone is a fake lesbian that it is so.. Maybe a slighttttttt doubt in some minds..
That goes right down the ole crapper when you send me that sort of elaborate "defense" and give me the chance to have a second go at the profiles, and now your further story that looks like swiss cheese.
Also, it's bad form to say something such as "I don't need to defend myself" while you're spending what had to be significant time compiling that story and sending it to me in the attempt to do what you've just said you don't need to do.
Heh, now this is a personal message to willing/candie/wendy and cory.. I really don't care that the person(s) behind your profiles are men. I've stated myself on this blog that unless you start talking to real women and end up hurting someone, you're harmless.
However you ARE funny, as are the profiles and the layers of bullcrap contained within. I write about the things I see on collarme that are funny, and as hard as may be to believe, it's NOT personal, it's just humor..... And today you're provived me and hopefully the readers of this blog a little more such humor.
I'm not here issuing breaking news about people who are not real.. the ones I call fake lesbians are pretty fucking obvious.. The "i'm deaf" or "I was born mute" is a rather common affliction for fake lesbians to have. You know why too, it's to avoid having to voice verify.
Ah, and just before i'm ready to post this.. I get another message from willing..
"From: willing0slave
Dated: 2/11/12 9:20 PM
NO it didnt take balls. I dont have balls, it took common sense and I just wanted to correct you and set you straight. And it is Bri, not Bro
Now I have done that, and I tire of constant critisism so Iwll not talk with you again you are convinced ther is some conspiracy, you are an idiot, and yet a smart girl.
I will block you now, and just be done with you.
Please leave me alone, the last stalker lost her priviedlges, dont make me report you for harassing me.
Be well"
Oh dear, now i'm a stalker.. Well fuck... Guess I better cool it so I don't lose my "priviedlges"
Well dude.. report me all you want.. Go ahead :)
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Umm, Hello?
Yooooooo Hoooooo? Anyone home? Yes i'm still around... And watching...
I tell you all, I was sitting here browsing profiles to find the lulz and came across a couple of real gems.. Here's one who simply MUST play the victim, and then the teacher.
Okay it's a 40 submissive in Illinois and her profile is a poem *eyeroll*.. Yeah fine, but here's a journal entry this one wrote on 1-2-2012..
"1/2/2012 9:57:56 AM:
Warning to other submissive females about a Dom/Abuser on this site."
Just to set the seriousness of the mood here, that first part is typed in large red letters on a white background.. Because dammit, this is a fucking serious warning and she needs your attention!! So listen the fuck up!
Errr right, back to the journal..
"I wasn't going to do this but after talking with some friends I realized that it was my duty to warn other subs about this Dom that isn't anything but an abuser. He goes by the name ChicagoDom9999. I talked to him for 3 months by phone, we finally met, and against my better judgement and all the "red flags" I played."
Okay, time out.
Yeah sure, the BDSM D/s scene is chock full of abusers and there's no denying it and this ChicagoDom9999 person may very well BE one...But come on now, what does it say about you when you can tell us that it was against your better judgement and all the "red flags" yet you still played with him?
Well it tells us you're a fucking idiot right off the bat. If you're going to leave your common sense at the door, you shouldn't be surprised when bad things happen because of it. Enough unsuspecting people get hurt for me to ever have any sort of sympathy for the potential Darwin Award candidate who knew it was a bad idea to play with this guy yet still did so. Okay, even if she was not correct and perhaps this guy is not the abuser she claims, going against your better judgement and ignoring the red flags is just plain fucking stupid.
"Long story short..... Was tied and beaten bad enough that almost a month later my breasts and ass are still bruised, I had to see a doctor because of the abrasions/infection and he never once asked how I was doing after my visit. Four days later, a few texts and he disappeared. Now, me being a masochist, and if he had really wanted r/t like he said this wouldn't have been a problem. He could have helped me through it, but this is not who he is. Do not see this man, you will be hurt and played. So ladies, if you have any questions, feel free to message me, and I will provide you will his real name because I am sure once he realizes that I have posted this he will change his screen name if he hasn't already."
As a point of interest, the person mentioned did not delete his profile, but it's empty. Yes, when someone goes out and gets abused like this, it sucks and all that, but COME ON, If you're not smart enough to heed those red flags and play with this asshole even though it was against your better judgement, you don't get to play either the fucking victim or the teacher. Besides, she even says that if he'd hung around, it wouldn't have been a problem instead of him being one that wanted nothing more than to do what he did.
Umm, you were abused to the point where the bruises were still there a month later and had to see the doctor for infections.. and your big issue is that he didn't want to stay around for more... It really makes me wonder if the actual "abuse" is he didn't want you afterward.
No, on second thought you DO get to be a teacher of sorts.. Here, let me help you. Hey folks, this is the classic example of idiocy. Don't be an idiot.
There, lesson taught.
As for the above person, learn to listen when that little voice in your head is telling you that you're about to fuck up.
Yeah, I know that sounds a bit harsh to profess no sympathy for someone who got abused. But I just can't when someone will not take responsibility for their own decisions.
Ah, and my old friend MzCourtney has once again started a new name, this time he is using the name IrisBitch and is now a 22 year old female dominant in Pennsylvania. (He was 35 last year.) Same sort of profile with a slightly different wording but it says the same thing. No hilarious bit about making his parents kneel for him though, he's slipping.
Not too long after I started this blog, I was contacted by someone who said he was of the European old guard and had this story he told about himself involving his first mistress being a grand daughter of Leopold Masoch.. I'm not going to make you go find it, i'll just repost it so that you can see it and where this is going.
The following is what he sent to me awhile back. I posted it then because this college professor and lifelong master was one to have read my profile and took the damn thing seriously.
"Hi there! I read your profile and got confused...
UltimateDomme... Switch... slave... Grand Mistress... Do you really understand what you are talking about after those three weeks of intensive training 'under a European and an Asian Master'? It sounds like that Master or Masters of yours are just self-proclaimed dominants with no elementary education in BDSM traditions and culture.
I am a lifelong Master, professionally trained in an European tradition of BDSM (my Mistress was a grand daughter of Mr. Masoch - I hope that you know this name), and it took me years and years to earn Master status, then Grand Master status, and then MasterTrainer status... For more info, please, read my entire profile and journal entries...
If you are serious about BDSM traditions and culture and want to become a certified Mostress, I will be glad to educate and coach you as a founder of Alt & BDSM College (see AltCollege on this site and go to (link edited out.).
Anyway, I will be glad to talk to you..."
Right then, I want you to pay special attention to the part about how it took him years and years to earn master status..... etc.. Pay special attention to that because there have been some fucking funny developments to this particular story.. In his profile he speaks of spending 10 (ten) years as this woman's slave (I think he called himself a sex boy) and then afterward rose through the "ranks" to become the person he is today.
Apparently he found someone to teach and personally "certify" them as a mistress.. YAY!! The person's name on CM is Sexpectation and is a 33 female dominant.
Now, it takes how long to become a master in the old guard traditions?? Years and years right?...RIGHT?
This person purported to be brand new to the lifestyle not 4 years ago and was in fact brought into the life by this mastertrainerv clown.. Or at least that's what the profile says.
All of a sudden on her profile she has completed her formal training and has now been "certifed" as a mistress..
Oh but wait.. not only that, she is also *giggle* an associate mistress trainer for that altcollege thingiemaboobie.
..
Now what kind of bullcrap is this assclown trying to pull? Years and years to be elevated to master, grandmaster, and finally master trainer.. and this weird looking woman (Yeah, the woman looks weird) who was brand new to the lifestyle less than 4 years ago was made into some sort of TRAINER in her own right?
Oh, now you know I don't really give a flying fuck about it.. I just find it all pretty lulz worthy.. Most likely, the dude found someone to buy into his line of shit and once on the hook, stayed hooked..
Of course they both type in the same typing style and since they are both on my favs list I see they logon one right after the other, but we all know a real old guard master would NEVER stoop so low as to create an alterego for his online profile and "school" err would he?
What are the odds?
Oh, before I get into this bit it's time to remember the fake lesbian theme song, Men in Tights.. Not linking it, just remember it. ya got it? Good..
Now, what are the odds of two lesbians.. both in the same area and on CM... both being "profoundly" deaf from having meningitis when they were seven years old?
Further, what are the odds of their respective explanations of this being the exact same on their profiles, AND!!!!!!!!.. And that the two of them actually know each other because they are on each other's friends list on CM?
I'd say. ohhh.. even money since that's the facts of the case.
We're talking about a 19 and 20 lesbian female switch in Alberta, Canada.
Here's a cute little piece of the 20 year old's profile..
"I have an old pc, it has no USB port, no CD ROM drive, no Blue Tooth, no Memory Card slots, and I run WIN NT 4.0 as my operating system.
I am profoundly deaf, I have no use for a cell phone."
Now, this bit was written to explain that she has absolutely no way to take photos and transfer them to her computer. Of course her primary profile photo shows a woman taking a self photo with an electronic camera, but we'll overlook that.
Everyone sing along.. "We're mennnnnnn we're men in tiii-iiights...."
Oh, I know it's the same guy.. You don't have to tell me. Check them out, they are wendywendywendy and Eating0My0Candie. One of them is purportedly being "trained" by a well known fake lesbian called Cory4u. You might want to also have a look at the profile of another 20 lesbian in Alberta called willing0slave. She has two friends on her profile, these two.. and gives a shout out to this cory4u fella.
Here's another that caused me to have a giggling fit.. A 30 lesbian dominant in Holly, Michigan.. Here check out this profile part...
"Looking for a slave willing to do all as told no questions asked. Men will be blocked Xxxxxxxxxx is a fake I will not do phone I have had my number given out to many time and have had to change it to many times. Looking for a slave willing to let me take over there life."
Now let's seeeeeeeee..... Looking for someone to do all with no questions asked.. she further goes on later in this profile part to say she wants someone who will let her take over their lives..
Yet... ummm.. she won't even do phone?
I just don't know.. I think if it were me about to let someone take over my life i'd want some sort of committment from that person, wouldn't you?
Oh dear, i'm just not being a nice person am I? Oh well, i'll end it right here then, I wouldn't want anyone accusing me of being mean, now would I?
I tell you all, I was sitting here browsing profiles to find the lulz and came across a couple of real gems.. Here's one who simply MUST play the victim, and then the teacher.
Okay it's a 40 submissive in Illinois and her profile is a poem *eyeroll*.. Yeah fine, but here's a journal entry this one wrote on 1-2-2012..
"1/2/2012 9:57:56 AM:
Warning to other submissive females about a Dom/Abuser on this site."
Just to set the seriousness of the mood here, that first part is typed in large red letters on a white background.. Because dammit, this is a fucking serious warning and she needs your attention!! So listen the fuck up!
Errr right, back to the journal..
"I wasn't going to do this but after talking with some friends I realized that it was my duty to warn other subs about this Dom that isn't anything but an abuser. He goes by the name ChicagoDom9999. I talked to him for 3 months by phone, we finally met, and against my better judgement and all the "red flags" I played."
Okay, time out.
Yeah sure, the BDSM D/s scene is chock full of abusers and there's no denying it and this ChicagoDom9999 person may very well BE one...But come on now, what does it say about you when you can tell us that it was against your better judgement and all the "red flags" yet you still played with him?
Well it tells us you're a fucking idiot right off the bat. If you're going to leave your common sense at the door, you shouldn't be surprised when bad things happen because of it. Enough unsuspecting people get hurt for me to ever have any sort of sympathy for the potential Darwin Award candidate who knew it was a bad idea to play with this guy yet still did so. Okay, even if she was not correct and perhaps this guy is not the abuser she claims, going against your better judgement and ignoring the red flags is just plain fucking stupid.
"Long story short..... Was tied and beaten bad enough that almost a month later my breasts and ass are still bruised, I had to see a doctor because of the abrasions/infection and he never once asked how I was doing after my visit. Four days later, a few texts and he disappeared. Now, me being a masochist, and if he had really wanted r/t like he said this wouldn't have been a problem. He could have helped me through it, but this is not who he is. Do not see this man, you will be hurt and played. So ladies, if you have any questions, feel free to message me, and I will provide you will his real name because I am sure once he realizes that I have posted this he will change his screen name if he hasn't already."
As a point of interest, the person mentioned did not delete his profile, but it's empty. Yes, when someone goes out and gets abused like this, it sucks and all that, but COME ON, If you're not smart enough to heed those red flags and play with this asshole even though it was against your better judgement, you don't get to play either the fucking victim or the teacher. Besides, she even says that if he'd hung around, it wouldn't have been a problem instead of him being one that wanted nothing more than to do what he did.
Umm, you were abused to the point where the bruises were still there a month later and had to see the doctor for infections.. and your big issue is that he didn't want to stay around for more... It really makes me wonder if the actual "abuse" is he didn't want you afterward.
No, on second thought you DO get to be a teacher of sorts.. Here, let me help you. Hey folks, this is the classic example of idiocy. Don't be an idiot.
There, lesson taught.
As for the above person, learn to listen when that little voice in your head is telling you that you're about to fuck up.
Yeah, I know that sounds a bit harsh to profess no sympathy for someone who got abused. But I just can't when someone will not take responsibility for their own decisions.
Ah, and my old friend MzCourtney has once again started a new name, this time he is using the name IrisBitch and is now a 22 year old female dominant in Pennsylvania. (He was 35 last year.) Same sort of profile with a slightly different wording but it says the same thing. No hilarious bit about making his parents kneel for him though, he's slipping.
Not too long after I started this blog, I was contacted by someone who said he was of the European old guard and had this story he told about himself involving his first mistress being a grand daughter of Leopold Masoch.. I'm not going to make you go find it, i'll just repost it so that you can see it and where this is going.
The following is what he sent to me awhile back. I posted it then because this college professor and lifelong master was one to have read my profile and took the damn thing seriously.
"Hi there! I read your profile and got confused...
UltimateDomme... Switch... slave... Grand Mistress... Do you really understand what you are talking about after those three weeks of intensive training 'under a European and an Asian Master'? It sounds like that Master or Masters of yours are just self-proclaimed dominants with no elementary education in BDSM traditions and culture.
I am a lifelong Master, professionally trained in an European tradition of BDSM (my Mistress was a grand daughter of Mr. Masoch - I hope that you know this name), and it took me years and years to earn Master status, then Grand Master status, and then MasterTrainer status... For more info, please, read my entire profile and journal entries...
If you are serious about BDSM traditions and culture and want to become a certified Mostress, I will be glad to educate and coach you as a founder of Alt & BDSM College (see AltCollege on this site and go to (link edited out.).
Anyway, I will be glad to talk to you..."
Right then, I want you to pay special attention to the part about how it took him years and years to earn master status..... etc.. Pay special attention to that because there have been some fucking funny developments to this particular story.. In his profile he speaks of spending 10 (ten) years as this woman's slave (I think he called himself a sex boy) and then afterward rose through the "ranks" to become the person he is today.
Apparently he found someone to teach and personally "certify" them as a mistress.. YAY!! The person's name on CM is Sexpectation and is a 33 female dominant.
Now, it takes how long to become a master in the old guard traditions?? Years and years right?...RIGHT?
This person purported to be brand new to the lifestyle not 4 years ago and was in fact brought into the life by this mastertrainerv clown.. Or at least that's what the profile says.
All of a sudden on her profile she has completed her formal training and has now been "certifed" as a mistress..
Oh but wait.. not only that, she is also *giggle* an associate mistress trainer for that altcollege thingiemaboobie.
..
Now what kind of bullcrap is this assclown trying to pull? Years and years to be elevated to master, grandmaster, and finally master trainer.. and this weird looking woman (Yeah, the woman looks weird) who was brand new to the lifestyle less than 4 years ago was made into some sort of TRAINER in her own right?
Oh, now you know I don't really give a flying fuck about it.. I just find it all pretty lulz worthy.. Most likely, the dude found someone to buy into his line of shit and once on the hook, stayed hooked..
Of course they both type in the same typing style and since they are both on my favs list I see they logon one right after the other, but we all know a real old guard master would NEVER stoop so low as to create an alterego for his online profile and "school" err would he?
What are the odds?
Oh, before I get into this bit it's time to remember the fake lesbian theme song, Men in Tights.. Not linking it, just remember it. ya got it? Good..
Now, what are the odds of two lesbians.. both in the same area and on CM... both being "profoundly" deaf from having meningitis when they were seven years old?
Further, what are the odds of their respective explanations of this being the exact same on their profiles, AND!!!!!!!!.. And that the two of them actually know each other because they are on each other's friends list on CM?
I'd say. ohhh.. even money since that's the facts of the case.
We're talking about a 19 and 20 lesbian female switch in Alberta, Canada.
Here's a cute little piece of the 20 year old's profile..
"I have an old pc, it has no USB port, no CD ROM drive, no Blue Tooth, no Memory Card slots, and I run WIN NT 4.0 as my operating system.
I am profoundly deaf, I have no use for a cell phone."
Now, this bit was written to explain that she has absolutely no way to take photos and transfer them to her computer. Of course her primary profile photo shows a woman taking a self photo with an electronic camera, but we'll overlook that.
Everyone sing along.. "We're mennnnnnn we're men in tiii-iiights...."
Oh, I know it's the same guy.. You don't have to tell me. Check them out, they are wendywendywendy and Eating0My0Candie. One of them is purportedly being "trained" by a well known fake lesbian called Cory4u. You might want to also have a look at the profile of another 20 lesbian in Alberta called willing0slave. She has two friends on her profile, these two.. and gives a shout out to this cory4u fella.
Here's another that caused me to have a giggling fit.. A 30 lesbian dominant in Holly, Michigan.. Here check out this profile part...
"Looking for a slave willing to do all as told no questions asked. Men will be blocked Xxxxxxxxxx is a fake I will not do phone I have had my number given out to many time and have had to change it to many times. Looking for a slave willing to let me take over there life."
Now let's seeeeeeeee..... Looking for someone to do all with no questions asked.. she further goes on later in this profile part to say she wants someone who will let her take over their lives..
Yet... ummm.. she won't even do phone?
I just don't know.. I think if it were me about to let someone take over my life i'd want some sort of committment from that person, wouldn't you?
Oh dear, i'm just not being a nice person am I? Oh well, i'll end it right here then, I wouldn't want anyone accusing me of being mean, now would I?
Friday, November 25, 2011
So here we are, it's been a couple of months since we've last gathered here... Didya miss me, huh huh?
Ah, just to giggle a little at that silly collarmefakes.com website, they've accomplished exactly what I said they would. Some of the old fakes have disappeared and a whole new crop of fakes with new profiles, (And pictures for all you collectors) have emerged to carry on the tradition.
One of the moderators there (The very same started looking for a master at age 12 I spoke of before) has posted a ton of shit calling out fake doms.. Basically she posts the conversation, and I have to admit most of the people who she is posting about sound like a bunch of morons based on what she's posting.. There have been times when her Master has seen fit to take over the keyboard and give the moron in question a piece of his mind... One little interesting tidbit about that... He types in the exact same typing style as his slave...
Just Sayin'!
Interestingly enough, i've begun to notice something that I am sure was already there... But it has eluded me until now. There is an interestingly high amount of so called lesbians who have that ONE, only ONE man in their lives and he just happens to be the most wonderful person in the whole fucking world. I mean no one can compare.
Knock me over with a damned feather on how I missed this, but find out who this wonderful guy is and you've just uncovered the moron behind the fake's profile.
"Well duh!" I'm sure many of you are saying. Yeah, color me stoopid on this one, I didn't get it until very recently. (Translation, i've been really digging for the lulz and have been giving some of these profiles some real close looks.)
Some old favorites have returned as well, my old friend Mzcourtney has returned to us with a brand new name, Mzcourtneyagain <--- I swear that's what he's calling himself now!.. Ah, he's got the same pictures and the profile has taken out the most entertaining bits, (Plugging yourself before messaging him and that whole, "I make my parents kneel for me" bit that sent me into hyterical fits of laughter.).. But it's the same guy with pretty much the same sort of profile. Funnier is there's someone called lilly2serve who claims to be a 23 year old using the exact 4 pictures, with a journal entry speaking of how mzcourtneyagain has "stolen" her fake photos.
These two ought to get together and sort this out, there are about 200 photos of the model in the photos on Flickr, just look for CATE. I mean come on now, they should be able to figure this out easily enough.
Another old favorite with a new twist.. Well, not an old favorite since I only mentioned this dude in the last post. But i'm talking about the guy called HarvardDomDC... If one were to do a search of the name HarvardDom on CM, you'll find that this dude has a total of 9 profiles, putting him in different areas..
LA, NJ, NYC, Boston, DC, Texas, Philly, India and last but not least, CT. All nine of them have the same bullshit story, but it's kind of comforting in a seriously fucked up way to know just how many places are getting their own HarvardDom.. Sort of like a chain of restaurants or something.
Oh yeah, there's also a 10th HarvardDom.. but instead of a 25 or 26 year old with the bullshit story, it's of a 42 dominant in Cambridge, Mass. I have a feeling this one is quite likely the real deal. LOL.
Right then, here's a 61 female slave in Michigan, and while I think this is funny, it's also a bit sad..
Eh, instead of trying to explain it, i'll just let her do the explaining on this one.. It's two journal entries.. The first one sets the scene..
"My Master has instructed me to explain in general what I did to get my ass in such big trouble and then ask you what should my punishment be for my transgression. So here it goes,let me begin with a little explanation of my emotional state in the past weeks and more so now that I have been away from home for a week. I am and always will be an insecure person which my Master knows well. I have had little physical contact with my Master since the beginning of October. I have been lonely and miserable without him. I am away from home and missed him terribly. I had too many drinks Friday Night not excuses explanations of where I was emotionally. Master and I have had a bumpy road to this point indiscretions and errors of both of our parts left my trust in anyone shaky, even though I tried. I worry constantly about my Master wanting someone else younger, prettier, wilder etc. Yes insecure very much so!! Well Friday I had a fight with another person in my life that upset me greatly, I was lonely, I wasn't home I drank."
Yeah, I want you to pay special attention to the bit that says, "Master and I have had a bumpy road to this point indiscretions and errors of both of our parts left my trust in anyone shaky, even though I tried."
In the end, that sentence tells the entire story.
Right... so let's look at the journal entry that details the terrible crime she committed.
"Please read this and tell me what you think my punishment should be...Well now that there is a little back ground here is what I did...I created a fake profile. After I told my Master I was going to bed and we said GN I signed onto the fake ID. Truly I wanted to see if he would contact me within seconds I had a message from him, we chatted fake me asked if he had a sub/slave, he responded no not at this time, I was shocked and hurt, all I really wanted was for him tell me or anyone about me. That he had a slave and a damn good one! That was not the case...I didn't chat much longer I was crying and hurt. I in anger copied and pasted the message into a message to him...telling him enjoy the rest of his life. He told me he knew it was me and wasn't playing my "game" After an angry exchange we left chat... I spent the night miserable crying thinking he didn't care at all about me. Now I know I approached this all very wrong...I was disobedient, disrespectful and dishonest. Now what should my punishment be???"
So, she logs off and uses a fake profile and she catches the dude trying to better deal her.. Busts him on it.. He comes right back saying he knew it was her all along... And she BOUGHT IT!! Turned that shit right around on her and made it her fault.
Hey, well maybe he DID know it was her all along. I see profiles that are supposed to be different people but the typing style is the exact same. (I'm looking in your direction MistressGaby, MaidAlice, Sexysecretary, Slutsophie1, BossAlice... et al)
Or maybe he's the type we know SO well... who knows..
Anyway, she's asking for suggestions as to what her punishment should be. I can just imagine some of the messages she's getting with the details of said punishments.. But I errr.. I umm have my own idea..
Would you like to hear it?
Very well..
Her punishment should be.... That she be required to find someone new and put this guy in the rearview mirror. Oh, not because I think the guy is in the wrong, it's because any relationship where there is no trust is not a relationship at all. Better in my opinion to hurt now and then move forward with lessons hopefully learned.
As I said, that bit I quoted twice tells the entire story.. Point of interest, those two journal entries have vanished and have been replaced by an entry with the topic of deception.
Here's another on that same theme.
This is a 27 female submissive in Illinois and here's the first paragraph in her profile..
"I am an owned slut that is being punished. MY master has instructed me to post on this site...looking for men/women that want to use me, abuse me."
She posted this journal entry in Jan. of 2011
"Hoping that strict/mean dominant men/women find the time to use me....abuse me...humiliate me....so that master forgives me.....
IF you do it well enough....you may get me in real-life"
Uh huh..
And another in May of 2011.
"Master is upset with me......he feels i am not being used enough online. I feel i am disrespecting him by not finding men to interview me, humilate me...............where are those men?????"
As of this writing on the 21st, I see this person was last on 11-18-11.. And the punishment is apparently still going on... yes?
10 months and counting... You've GOT to wonder what she did to merit a 10 month and counting punishment.. Probably some silly shit such as forgetting to kneel a certain way...
Heh, here's one from the "while the cat's away" files.. a 38 female slave in Texas..
"she is already collared, to a soldier in Afghanistan - she is not looking for a full-time relationship - she would love to serve someone but not sexually - she just needs to feel useful again. her Master is deployed for at least 7 more months... she is afraid of forgetting how to be His true slave if she has no practice. she would prefer a Master who already owns a slave, but has inner desires to be worshiped which are not being fulfilled."
So, she only wants the practice huh? LOL. No really, she just wants to practice.. honest injun!!
You've got to love it when someone appears to forget what is in their profile and posts a journal entry contradicting it.
Here's a 19 female slave in Florida. First she says she is owned and it's one of those profiles where "Master may monitor this profile" sort of things. Here's a paragragh in her profile.
"This is my first time at real ownership. I have met my master originally 2 years ago. A local dom who I spent one night with then we lost touch over the years."
Keep in mind this profile was created 11-18-11. A week ago. Anyway, since when is two years ago "over the years"..? They make it sound like it was ancient history. Well, with the average life of your typical online relationship being what, 3 weeks? I suppose two whole years can be seen as "over the years." Eh..
Right then, so the "master" who may be monitoring said profile has posted a journal on the 21st and here's how it starts.
"I originally met this slut a few years ago here on collarme. We did a few basic training techniques and played around a bit.
Throughout the years we had lost touch then spoke then lost touch again. Recently, she contacted me again asking what kind of life she would have as my slave and I informed her that she would be completely controlled."
So, instead of being a local dom she spent one night with two years ago, it was someone met a few years ago for a few basic training techniques and playing around a bit. Gotta wonder, if this person is 19 now and was met on CM a "few years ago".. Just HOW many years ago and how old was this one back then?
Anyway, a contradicting story after only three days of the profile being created? For fuck's sake!
And finally, we have a 22 female slave in the UK and here's her profile.. She's created a new awards competition..
"Following a number of credible entries for a competition that never existed, I'm pleased to announce the first ever Unofficial CollarMe Biggest Fucktard Competition!!! Nominations to follow... First Nominations;
From: michealp Dated:09/20/2011 12:35 AM I am 43 look 35 handsome and a millionaire I want u here
From: mark191 Dated:10/30/11 8:40 AM hi i want to fuck you in your ass doggy style while pulling your hair then tie you to the bed and make you orgasm over and over again until you beg me to stop, then make you wear a really short skirt with no under wear and make you go shopping and stick a dildo up your ass and turn it on halfway round, then fist you in your ass and pussy at the same time then go for a walk in the park and il make you give me a blowjob and cum over your face then piss on you and make you walk round like it, then i will fuck you in your ass and cum up it then fist out the cum" <---- Ewwwww.. Just EWWWWW!
It's black friday so you know what that means.. All that working out we did all year to stay in shape for the dog eat dog world of door busters and out of this world bargains pays off today.
Remember... when the going gets tough... the tough so shopping!
Ah, just to giggle a little at that silly collarmefakes.com website, they've accomplished exactly what I said they would. Some of the old fakes have disappeared and a whole new crop of fakes with new profiles, (And pictures for all you collectors) have emerged to carry on the tradition.
One of the moderators there (The very same started looking for a master at age 12 I spoke of before) has posted a ton of shit calling out fake doms.. Basically she posts the conversation, and I have to admit most of the people who she is posting about sound like a bunch of morons based on what she's posting.. There have been times when her Master has seen fit to take over the keyboard and give the moron in question a piece of his mind... One little interesting tidbit about that... He types in the exact same typing style as his slave...
Just Sayin'!
Interestingly enough, i've begun to notice something that I am sure was already there... But it has eluded me until now. There is an interestingly high amount of so called lesbians who have that ONE, only ONE man in their lives and he just happens to be the most wonderful person in the whole fucking world. I mean no one can compare.
Knock me over with a damned feather on how I missed this, but find out who this wonderful guy is and you've just uncovered the moron behind the fake's profile.
"Well duh!" I'm sure many of you are saying. Yeah, color me stoopid on this one, I didn't get it until very recently. (Translation, i've been really digging for the lulz and have been giving some of these profiles some real close looks.)
Some old favorites have returned as well, my old friend Mzcourtney has returned to us with a brand new name, Mzcourtneyagain <--- I swear that's what he's calling himself now!.. Ah, he's got the same pictures and the profile has taken out the most entertaining bits, (Plugging yourself before messaging him and that whole, "I make my parents kneel for me" bit that sent me into hyterical fits of laughter.).. But it's the same guy with pretty much the same sort of profile. Funnier is there's someone called lilly2serve who claims to be a 23 year old using the exact 4 pictures, with a journal entry speaking of how mzcourtneyagain has "stolen" her fake photos.
These two ought to get together and sort this out, there are about 200 photos of the model in the photos on Flickr, just look for CATE. I mean come on now, they should be able to figure this out easily enough.
Another old favorite with a new twist.. Well, not an old favorite since I only mentioned this dude in the last post. But i'm talking about the guy called HarvardDomDC... If one were to do a search of the name HarvardDom on CM, you'll find that this dude has a total of 9 profiles, putting him in different areas..
LA, NJ, NYC, Boston, DC, Texas, Philly, India and last but not least, CT. All nine of them have the same bullshit story, but it's kind of comforting in a seriously fucked up way to know just how many places are getting their own HarvardDom.. Sort of like a chain of restaurants or something.
Oh yeah, there's also a 10th HarvardDom.. but instead of a 25 or 26 year old with the bullshit story, it's of a 42 dominant in Cambridge, Mass. I have a feeling this one is quite likely the real deal. LOL.
Right then, here's a 61 female slave in Michigan, and while I think this is funny, it's also a bit sad..
Eh, instead of trying to explain it, i'll just let her do the explaining on this one.. It's two journal entries.. The first one sets the scene..
"My Master has instructed me to explain in general what I did to get my ass in such big trouble and then ask you what should my punishment be for my transgression. So here it goes,let me begin with a little explanation of my emotional state in the past weeks and more so now that I have been away from home for a week. I am and always will be an insecure person which my Master knows well. I have had little physical contact with my Master since the beginning of October. I have been lonely and miserable without him. I am away from home and missed him terribly. I had too many drinks Friday Night not excuses explanations of where I was emotionally. Master and I have had a bumpy road to this point indiscretions and errors of both of our parts left my trust in anyone shaky, even though I tried. I worry constantly about my Master wanting someone else younger, prettier, wilder etc. Yes insecure very much so!! Well Friday I had a fight with another person in my life that upset me greatly, I was lonely, I wasn't home I drank."
Yeah, I want you to pay special attention to the bit that says, "Master and I have had a bumpy road to this point indiscretions and errors of both of our parts left my trust in anyone shaky, even though I tried."
In the end, that sentence tells the entire story.
Right... so let's look at the journal entry that details the terrible crime she committed.
"Please read this and tell me what you think my punishment should be...Well now that there is a little back ground here is what I did...I created a fake profile. After I told my Master I was going to bed and we said GN I signed onto the fake ID. Truly I wanted to see if he would contact me within seconds I had a message from him, we chatted fake me asked if he had a sub/slave, he responded no not at this time, I was shocked and hurt, all I really wanted was for him tell me or anyone about me. That he had a slave and a damn good one! That was not the case...I didn't chat much longer I was crying and hurt. I in anger copied and pasted the message into a message to him...telling him enjoy the rest of his life. He told me he knew it was me and wasn't playing my "game" After an angry exchange we left chat... I spent the night miserable crying thinking he didn't care at all about me. Now I know I approached this all very wrong...I was disobedient, disrespectful and dishonest. Now what should my punishment be???"
So, she logs off and uses a fake profile and she catches the dude trying to better deal her.. Busts him on it.. He comes right back saying he knew it was her all along... And she BOUGHT IT!! Turned that shit right around on her and made it her fault.
Hey, well maybe he DID know it was her all along. I see profiles that are supposed to be different people but the typing style is the exact same. (I'm looking in your direction MistressGaby, MaidAlice, Sexysecretary, Slutsophie1, BossAlice... et al)
Or maybe he's the type we know SO well... who knows..
Anyway, she's asking for suggestions as to what her punishment should be. I can just imagine some of the messages she's getting with the details of said punishments.. But I errr.. I umm have my own idea..
Would you like to hear it?
Very well..
Her punishment should be.... That she be required to find someone new and put this guy in the rearview mirror. Oh, not because I think the guy is in the wrong, it's because any relationship where there is no trust is not a relationship at all. Better in my opinion to hurt now and then move forward with lessons hopefully learned.
As I said, that bit I quoted twice tells the entire story.. Point of interest, those two journal entries have vanished and have been replaced by an entry with the topic of deception.
Here's another on that same theme.
This is a 27 female submissive in Illinois and here's the first paragraph in her profile..
"I am an owned slut that is being punished. MY master has instructed me to post on this site...looking for men/women that want to use me, abuse me."
She posted this journal entry in Jan. of 2011
"Hoping that strict/mean dominant men/women find the time to use me....abuse me...humiliate me....so that master forgives me.....
IF you do it well enough....you may get me in real-life"
Uh huh..
And another in May of 2011.
"Master is upset with me......he feels i am not being used enough online. I feel i am disrespecting him by not finding men to interview me, humilate me...............where are those men?????"
As of this writing on the 21st, I see this person was last on 11-18-11.. And the punishment is apparently still going on... yes?
10 months and counting... You've GOT to wonder what she did to merit a 10 month and counting punishment.. Probably some silly shit such as forgetting to kneel a certain way...
Heh, here's one from the "while the cat's away" files.. a 38 female slave in Texas..
"she is already collared, to a soldier in Afghanistan - she is not looking for a full-time relationship - she would love to serve someone but not sexually - she just needs to feel useful again. her Master is deployed for at least 7 more months... she is afraid of forgetting how to be His true slave if she has no practice. she would prefer a Master who already owns a slave, but has inner desires to be worshiped which are not being fulfilled."
So, she only wants the practice huh? LOL. No really, she just wants to practice.. honest injun!!
You've got to love it when someone appears to forget what is in their profile and posts a journal entry contradicting it.
Here's a 19 female slave in Florida. First she says she is owned and it's one of those profiles where "Master may monitor this profile" sort of things. Here's a paragragh in her profile.
"This is my first time at real ownership. I have met my master originally 2 years ago. A local dom who I spent one night with then we lost touch over the years."
Keep in mind this profile was created 11-18-11. A week ago. Anyway, since when is two years ago "over the years"..? They make it sound like it was ancient history. Well, with the average life of your typical online relationship being what, 3 weeks? I suppose two whole years can be seen as "over the years." Eh..
Right then, so the "master" who may be monitoring said profile has posted a journal on the 21st and here's how it starts.
"I originally met this slut a few years ago here on collarme. We did a few basic training techniques and played around a bit.
Throughout the years we had lost touch then spoke then lost touch again. Recently, she contacted me again asking what kind of life she would have as my slave and I informed her that she would be completely controlled."
So, instead of being a local dom she spent one night with two years ago, it was someone met a few years ago for a few basic training techniques and playing around a bit. Gotta wonder, if this person is 19 now and was met on CM a "few years ago".. Just HOW many years ago and how old was this one back then?
Anyway, a contradicting story after only three days of the profile being created? For fuck's sake!
And finally, we have a 22 female slave in the UK and here's her profile.. She's created a new awards competition..
"Following a number of credible entries for a competition that never existed, I'm pleased to announce the first ever Unofficial CollarMe Biggest Fucktard Competition!!! Nominations to follow... First Nominations;
From: michealp Dated:09/20/2011 12:35 AM I am 43 look 35 handsome and a millionaire I want u here
From: mark191 Dated:10/30/11 8:40 AM hi i want to fuck you in your ass doggy style while pulling your hair then tie you to the bed and make you orgasm over and over again until you beg me to stop, then make you wear a really short skirt with no under wear and make you go shopping and stick a dildo up your ass and turn it on halfway round, then fist you in your ass and pussy at the same time then go for a walk in the park and il make you give me a blowjob and cum over your face then piss on you and make you walk round like it, then i will fuck you in your ass and cum up it then fist out the cum" <---- Ewwwww.. Just EWWWWW!
It's black friday so you know what that means.. All that working out we did all year to stay in shape for the dog eat dog world of door busters and out of this world bargains pays off today.
Remember... when the going gets tough... the tough so shopping!
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Hey kids!... Shake it loose together... The spotlight's hitting something that's been known to change the weather.. We'll kill the fatted calf tonight so.. Stick around..
Oh you know that song.. Bennie and the Jets..ssssss
Lotta shit going on for the bitch at this particular moment, so you'll understand when I say adding to this blog isn't top of the priority list. But I wanted to get a new entry out today, because it's been a whole fucking year today when I started this blog.. I don't know how funny it will be, because well.. I gotta say this again, we've all seen those profiles time and time again, you know after all this time it's more like i'm doing nothing but picking at the scabs..
I went back and read all the shit from the beginning.. It took over an hour to read the whole thing. Heh, every now and again I get a message from some asshole who can't take issue over anything I wrote about.. no no.. He wants to take issue with the fact I have time to come up with the shit and write it.
Yeah, like having time to create the shit causes what I say to be less valid.. Yeah okay..
Well at first, until i'd say about the first of this year, it didn't take a whole lot of effort to come up with this shit. An hour or so to write it up and get it posted.. shit like that. It still doesn't take a lot of time to write it, it's been taking a lot of time to actually find the shit, hard to come up with new stuff to write about when it's been strip mined... lol..
Okay then, after a whole fucking year one thing shines through all my attempts at comedy.. And even the occasional foray i've (tried) to take into the realm of common sense.. And that one thing shining though all of it is.. There's some seriously fucked up people out there flying the D/s and BDSM flag!!
Eh.. So off to the profiles..
Right, have you ever been browsing profiles and just by the name you knew it was going to be an entertaining profile? Here's one that just takes your breath away... Heh..
This is a 26 dominant in Washington DC and here we go.. Start the music...
"I am a graduate from Harvard -- and that is a relatively minor thing in my view. I am looking for a female sub/slave to share my life with."
It's SUCH a minor thing in his view that not only does he point it out on the very first line of his profile, the name of that school is a part of his profile name... Oh no, he doesn't want to rub anyone's nose in it or anything of that sort, now does he?
A minor thing, my ass.
"I am generally against poly households as in my past experience these are emotionally very vexing for the female slaves. However, I have had good poly experiences as well, as it sometimes helps the subs support each other. You should not expect to be part of a poly unless I make that determination after seeing you and gauging your capacity to be part of one."
Yeah, umm in the actively searching for section of his profile what is ticked but "joining a poly household" and "submissive women" Err, but he's generally against them? Must be that Harvard education causing this little contradiction to go right over my head. Too cerebal for us mere mortals I suspect.
"I can be quite intense and quite light, depending on my mood. By and large, BDSM is full of "usual" play stuff like bondage, suspension, claming, wax etc. but I have worked quite hard over my 10 years of experience in the lifestyle to invent new sex acts, sex positions, and roleplays.
You will find these exotically interesting, and it always help to keep the interest level alive. Some examples are Bamboo-Strip, Teleporting Vegas, Harem Poetry, Gulf of Mexico, P/E ratio, and Furniture Metamorphosis.
Some key sexual positions that I've invented are the African Missionary, the Gymnast's Blowjob, and Gold Rush."
Hmmmm, i'm sitting here wondering if he should get this cat in touch with that guy in Canada who breaks "the cumming record" of women all over the world?
Anyway, I read this profile and the first question that came to mind was... Does this guy walk on water as well?
I mean really, is there anyone more perfect than this cat? *giggle*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EprQGmZ3Imw
And he knows i'm right!
Okay then, it's generally accepted that someone who is in their early twenties simply cannot have a lot of experience. I've already stated my belief that it IS possible for someone that young to have certain knowledge, but not the actual experience.. It's just not possible.
So, here's someone who tries to shoot that one all to hell and back.. This is a 24 and 23 Dom/Slave couple in Florida and here's one of the journal entries.
"I've got to say...men over the age of thirty five or fourty have got it made in our lifestyle. Seems to be "mature" and "educated", you need to be these ages.
I've got news for all you submissive and slaves out there that I suggest you heed and understand:
I am only twenty three myself....and I've experienced more tragedy, more trouble, more problems.....dominated more situations, commanded more respect and attention, and earned more power amoungt my peers than anyone I have ever met that is twice my age. With that said, don't mistake maturity for age. Age is not a handicapp....its what makes you thirsty.
So, with that said, I am still looking for my next slave. Good luck..."
Translation: He's been getting shot down by women who are looking for someone with like real experience and this was his attempt to debunk that errr myth.
I mean come on, just because someone hasn't been on this earth long enough to actually have that kind of experience doesn't mean it's true that he doesn't!!
Here's a 50 male dominant from Georgia and he asks an interesting question in his journals..
"I just don't understand sometimes. If I am a Dom, who has a sub that will not do what you ask of her, what does this mean? Could it be that she is not the sub or slave she says that she is? If someone is a "sub" are they not suppose to do what you ask of them?, to follow their Dom's wishes? I give her everything I can, and ask very little in return, sometimes I wonder who is the sub, her or me?"
Well, from reading this guy's profile he's most likely to want an online relationship, but for the sake of education, let us answer this guy's questions, eh?
Actually he's asked the wrong question here. The question should be whether or not you're the Dom you say you are, not the other way around.
Hehe, this is the sort of dom all those "go totally out of their way to show they're not doormats" sort of subs would be attracted to. Oh come on now, you know the sort I speak of. The sort of submissive who make you feel as if you're walking on eggshells whenever you communicate with them for fear of saying the wrong thing and setting them off. They'll slice you to ribbons at the drop of a hat.... And then there's the inevitible journal entry that complains they are not having any luck on their search, or their "gift" was pissed on.
Check this guy out, ballbuster subs.. Here's one you can walk all over.
Okay, here's a 34 female dominant in Texas and well.. You tell me, did someone get gamed with this one?
"Recently released a boy (all the below journals) from my consideration. It was a great d/s thing for more than a year. It made me realize so many wonderful things about myself and what I want going forward with this lifestyle. It also helped me discover that I'm not sedentary to Houston. I have been here nearly 5 years and feel it is probably time to move on and move away to a new adventure."
She had someone on "consideration" for over a year and never made the decision on whether to collar him or not? Well, I really have to say, "caveat emptor" on this one.. I mean really, he must have let her get away with it for that long.. Eh, whatcha wanna bet that her decision to "release him from her consideration" came as a result of this guy saying, "Now hold on here..."?
Here's a pretty funny one for those of you who appreciate the humorous sort of profiles..
This is a 30 dominant in Illinois...
"I'm into pretty extreme things. Lobotomy, euthanasia, rusty trombones and making you watch Lady Gaga strapped to a chair with your eyelids taped open à la clockwork orange, to name a few.
When I'm not taking pictures of myself with my iphone in the mirror, or posting constant updates of frivolous shit I'm doing at any given time, I enjoy reading the new testament while sitting on the crapper.
Feel free to contact me to discuss any topic you can think of, unless you like Glenn Beck, because you're clearly an asshole.
Also this is a sandy vagina free zone, don't you forget that."
We are separated by a common language.... Here's a 22 female submissive in the UK and I love this journal entry..
"In Britain I have a bottom, bum or more crudely an arse soo why are British people telling me they want to beat my ass? Stop it."
I love to watch British spanking videos. Not because they are so much better action wise, it's because the tops in those videos are always so righteous about what they're doing.. Seriously, you'd think the bottom had committed a death penalty crime or something the way they carry on about it.
Actually spanking videos in general make me laugh, especially when the scenario is some some of discipline. Come on, when you were a kid and got it from your parents, did they take time out for a fucking "warm up" before beating your bare ass with whatever was handy? Oh hell no.
Eh, not in the videos.. "Oh, drinking and driving were you? So, first over my knee with you so I can first whack you over this too small skirt, then lift it after a bit so I have have at you over your panties.."
Granted, these are actors who may or may not like spanking... Oh okay, these are BAD actors who may or may not like spanking.. whatever.
Now video companies such as Lupus/Rigid East.. Oh, when they get going they whip some asses raw. Heh, I was chatting with someone who mentioned one of those videos and was wondering how the girl was able to take such a caning. (If you've never seen a Rigid East/Lupus video, those butts are bruised and battered by the time the scene is done.)
Silly me took the question literally and said, "Um, because she got paid to take it?"
Heh, I was out of town the other day and was sitting on my android browsing on CM when I ran across a profile and I thought to myself, "wow!"
I don't remember the name of this person but in her profile she talks about getting married not too long ago but wasn't getting what she wanted from her husband so was here on CM on the prowl. In the profile pictures were two of this person in her wedding gown. Taken on her wedding day mayhap? I dunno, but I saw that and i'm going.. "Oh, that's fucking COLD!"
Damn, a whole year. Well, happy fucking anniversary!!
Oh you know that song.. Bennie and the Jets..ssssss
Lotta shit going on for the bitch at this particular moment, so you'll understand when I say adding to this blog isn't top of the priority list. But I wanted to get a new entry out today, because it's been a whole fucking year today when I started this blog.. I don't know how funny it will be, because well.. I gotta say this again, we've all seen those profiles time and time again, you know after all this time it's more like i'm doing nothing but picking at the scabs..
I went back and read all the shit from the beginning.. It took over an hour to read the whole thing. Heh, every now and again I get a message from some asshole who can't take issue over anything I wrote about.. no no.. He wants to take issue with the fact I have time to come up with the shit and write it.
Yeah, like having time to create the shit causes what I say to be less valid.. Yeah okay..
Well at first, until i'd say about the first of this year, it didn't take a whole lot of effort to come up with this shit. An hour or so to write it up and get it posted.. shit like that. It still doesn't take a lot of time to write it, it's been taking a lot of time to actually find the shit, hard to come up with new stuff to write about when it's been strip mined... lol..
Okay then, after a whole fucking year one thing shines through all my attempts at comedy.. And even the occasional foray i've (tried) to take into the realm of common sense.. And that one thing shining though all of it is.. There's some seriously fucked up people out there flying the D/s and BDSM flag!!
Eh.. So off to the profiles..
Right, have you ever been browsing profiles and just by the name you knew it was going to be an entertaining profile? Here's one that just takes your breath away... Heh..
This is a 26 dominant in Washington DC and here we go.. Start the music...
"I am a graduate from Harvard -- and that is a relatively minor thing in my view. I am looking for a female sub/slave to share my life with."
It's SUCH a minor thing in his view that not only does he point it out on the very first line of his profile, the name of that school is a part of his profile name... Oh no, he doesn't want to rub anyone's nose in it or anything of that sort, now does he?
A minor thing, my ass.
"I am generally against poly households as in my past experience these are emotionally very vexing for the female slaves. However, I have had good poly experiences as well, as it sometimes helps the subs support each other. You should not expect to be part of a poly unless I make that determination after seeing you and gauging your capacity to be part of one."
Yeah, umm in the actively searching for section of his profile what is ticked but "joining a poly household" and "submissive women" Err, but he's generally against them? Must be that Harvard education causing this little contradiction to go right over my head. Too cerebal for us mere mortals I suspect.
"I can be quite intense and quite light, depending on my mood. By and large, BDSM is full of "usual" play stuff like bondage, suspension, claming, wax etc. but I have worked quite hard over my 10 years of experience in the lifestyle to invent new sex acts, sex positions, and roleplays.
You will find these exotically interesting, and it always help to keep the interest level alive. Some examples are Bamboo-Strip, Teleporting Vegas, Harem Poetry, Gulf of Mexico, P/E ratio, and Furniture Metamorphosis.
Some key sexual positions that I've invented are the African Missionary, the Gymnast's Blowjob, and Gold Rush."
Hmmmm, i'm sitting here wondering if he should get this cat in touch with that guy in Canada who breaks "the cumming record" of women all over the world?
Anyway, I read this profile and the first question that came to mind was... Does this guy walk on water as well?
I mean really, is there anyone more perfect than this cat? *giggle*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EprQGmZ3Imw
And he knows i'm right!
Okay then, it's generally accepted that someone who is in their early twenties simply cannot have a lot of experience. I've already stated my belief that it IS possible for someone that young to have certain knowledge, but not the actual experience.. It's just not possible.
So, here's someone who tries to shoot that one all to hell and back.. This is a 24 and 23 Dom/Slave couple in Florida and here's one of the journal entries.
"I've got to say...men over the age of thirty five or fourty have got it made in our lifestyle. Seems to be "mature" and "educated", you need to be these ages.
I've got news for all you submissive and slaves out there that I suggest you heed and understand:
I am only twenty three myself....and I've experienced more tragedy, more trouble, more problems.....dominated more situations, commanded more respect and attention, and earned more power amoungt my peers than anyone I have ever met that is twice my age. With that said, don't mistake maturity for age. Age is not a handicapp....its what makes you thirsty.
So, with that said, I am still looking for my next slave. Good luck..."
Translation: He's been getting shot down by women who are looking for someone with like real experience and this was his attempt to debunk that errr myth.
I mean come on, just because someone hasn't been on this earth long enough to actually have that kind of experience doesn't mean it's true that he doesn't!!
Here's a 50 male dominant from Georgia and he asks an interesting question in his journals..
"I just don't understand sometimes. If I am a Dom, who has a sub that will not do what you ask of her, what does this mean? Could it be that she is not the sub or slave she says that she is? If someone is a "sub" are they not suppose to do what you ask of them?, to follow their Dom's wishes? I give her everything I can, and ask very little in return, sometimes I wonder who is the sub, her or me?"
Well, from reading this guy's profile he's most likely to want an online relationship, but for the sake of education, let us answer this guy's questions, eh?
Actually he's asked the wrong question here. The question should be whether or not you're the Dom you say you are, not the other way around.
Hehe, this is the sort of dom all those "go totally out of their way to show they're not doormats" sort of subs would be attracted to. Oh come on now, you know the sort I speak of. The sort of submissive who make you feel as if you're walking on eggshells whenever you communicate with them for fear of saying the wrong thing and setting them off. They'll slice you to ribbons at the drop of a hat.... And then there's the inevitible journal entry that complains they are not having any luck on their search, or their "gift" was pissed on.
Check this guy out, ballbuster subs.. Here's one you can walk all over.
Okay, here's a 34 female dominant in Texas and well.. You tell me, did someone get gamed with this one?
"Recently released a boy (all the below journals) from my consideration. It was a great d/s thing for more than a year. It made me realize so many wonderful things about myself and what I want going forward with this lifestyle. It also helped me discover that I'm not sedentary to Houston. I have been here nearly 5 years and feel it is probably time to move on and move away to a new adventure."
She had someone on "consideration" for over a year and never made the decision on whether to collar him or not? Well, I really have to say, "caveat emptor" on this one.. I mean really, he must have let her get away with it for that long.. Eh, whatcha wanna bet that her decision to "release him from her consideration" came as a result of this guy saying, "Now hold on here..."?
Here's a pretty funny one for those of you who appreciate the humorous sort of profiles..
This is a 30 dominant in Illinois...
"I'm into pretty extreme things. Lobotomy, euthanasia, rusty trombones and making you watch Lady Gaga strapped to a chair with your eyelids taped open à la clockwork orange, to name a few.
When I'm not taking pictures of myself with my iphone in the mirror, or posting constant updates of frivolous shit I'm doing at any given time, I enjoy reading the new testament while sitting on the crapper.
Feel free to contact me to discuss any topic you can think of, unless you like Glenn Beck, because you're clearly an asshole.
Also this is a sandy vagina free zone, don't you forget that."
We are separated by a common language.... Here's a 22 female submissive in the UK and I love this journal entry..
"In Britain I have a bottom, bum or more crudely an arse soo why are British people telling me they want to beat my ass? Stop it."
I love to watch British spanking videos. Not because they are so much better action wise, it's because the tops in those videos are always so righteous about what they're doing.. Seriously, you'd think the bottom had committed a death penalty crime or something the way they carry on about it.
Actually spanking videos in general make me laugh, especially when the scenario is some some of discipline. Come on, when you were a kid and got it from your parents, did they take time out for a fucking "warm up" before beating your bare ass with whatever was handy? Oh hell no.
Eh, not in the videos.. "Oh, drinking and driving were you? So, first over my knee with you so I can first whack you over this too small skirt, then lift it after a bit so I have have at you over your panties.."
Granted, these are actors who may or may not like spanking... Oh okay, these are BAD actors who may or may not like spanking.. whatever.
Now video companies such as Lupus/Rigid East.. Oh, when they get going they whip some asses raw. Heh, I was chatting with someone who mentioned one of those videos and was wondering how the girl was able to take such a caning. (If you've never seen a Rigid East/Lupus video, those butts are bruised and battered by the time the scene is done.)
Silly me took the question literally and said, "Um, because she got paid to take it?"
Heh, I was out of town the other day and was sitting on my android browsing on CM when I ran across a profile and I thought to myself, "wow!"
I don't remember the name of this person but in her profile she talks about getting married not too long ago but wasn't getting what she wanted from her husband so was here on CM on the prowl. In the profile pictures were two of this person in her wedding gown. Taken on her wedding day mayhap? I dunno, but I saw that and i'm going.. "Oh, that's fucking COLD!"
Damn, a whole year. Well, happy fucking anniversary!!
Saturday, July 23, 2011
For those of you who thought the exploits of Lorena Bobbitt were but an ancient (and painful) memory, think again.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5grVfnCH8wlrsAO5-GOb6ueKIRCRg?docId=90a2b924d63943efa3d2aeab153c2b08
Now I know, it's cruel to laugh at something like that.. But dammit, i'm going to do it anyway!
This woman is much more vicious than Lorenna Bobbitt ever was. I'm serious, Lorenna whacked off John Wayne Bobbitt's little soldier while he was asleep and then tossed it out of the car. (Although it's kind of hard to imagine being able to sleep through that.)
THIS women, Catherine Kieu... drugged his ass, and when he woke up found himself tied up. She waited until he was awake before performing her amateur surgeon act and then tossing it into the garbage disposal. That's some heavy psychological torture for someone to go through. And then to put it in the garbage disposal so that there is no chance of sewing it back on like they did on Bobbitt... Just wow.. She had to have been good and pissed at him.
Well....They were arguing over houseguests.. Hmmm.. Now what sort of argument over "houseguests" can you imagine would end in this guy getting his dick cut off? No, sorry fellas, I gotta do this..
Oh you know the conversation that took place before this.. He must have flirted a little too much with said houseguest and somewhere in that conversation she said... "You want her, don't you?"... And he hesitated just a LITTLE too long before denying it.
When asked for a comment all he would say was, "It's a private matter."
Well seriously, how many men do you know who would be at all willing to talk to the media after something like this happened to them? You know of all the ways to get your 15 minutes of fame, i'm pretty sure this one doesn't rank in many people's top ten.
Ah okay, I don't have the heart to continue with this one..(Fuck, but you KNOW I could!) The court case on this one ought to be real interesting. I mean there is going to be some sort of story here. Remember, Lorena Bobbitt was acquitted.. Hmmmmm.. Errr, but it came out in her trial that he was quite abusive toward her so apparently the jury felt it justified in some way.
Oh just one more.. After Lorenna, the act of cutting off someone's cock was known as a Bobbittizing. Hmmm, ya think now it will be called a "Kieu Cut"?
I know, i'm a sick sadistic bitch.
Right then.. Here's a 22 female submissive in Massachusetts and here's the profile.
"Hello, I just relocated to MA. to be with my Master...He is wonderful so far I have experienced quite a bit in a short time...I have my "room" which is a cell in the basement "they really do exist" I have been kept in chains, peed on, drank pee, spanked , flogged, humiliated, I got picked up at the airport hooded and taken to my new wonderful life."
Yeah, uh i'm trying to imagine someone standing in the middle of the airport wearing a hood. I'm getting the feeling someone wearing a uniform and a gun is going to see this person in the hood and there's a good bet that when someone walks up and starts to lead the hooded person away, they're going to follow.
"Hey Jim, check out the chick with the hood. Where ya think that guy is taking her?"
"I don't know, George.... You think maybe we should follow and see what is going on?"
After 9-11-01, there was an influx of firefighters on the chat sites. Well, since firefighters were being touted as the ultimate hero the horny net geeks (Horny net geeks, there's an archaic phrase for you, late 80's anyone?) became firefighters online to get laid of course.
Well, with how it is now and the current feeling that those in the military are the heroes of course these same people have become soldiers, marines, airmen, and sailors. The latest one to cross my path had one of those fake pictures on his profile and claimed to be a porn producer or something like that.. Wait.. I just HAPPEN to have the conversation right here...
The profile is of a 29 male dominant and 25 female switch in Alabama.. here's the relevant part of his profile..
"I'm looking for men and women wishing to break in the porn market and make some fair money on the way. I have a production company and planning a new website featuring spanking, slave-master, gorean type, d/s, bdsm, lesbians, and stripping. Any interest please message me.
I'm a US Marine (Sgt. Major). I also film pornographic spanking films with my business partner. I'm looking for girls 18-21 interested in being in my films and a possible relationship and my wife is a homemaker."
Okay, first I want to mention that the photo he was trying to pass off as himself was not of a sgt. major at all, but of a staff sergeant. (E-6, three on top and one on the bottom with crossed rifles in the middle. Sgt. Major is 3 on top and 4 on the bottom with either a star or the marine corps emblem in the middle.)
Oh yeah, I should probably also mention the photo is posted in various places about the internet. Errrr, and the cock shot that is now his primary photo. Is also all over the internet..
ANYWAY.. here's the conversation..
"From: gbaileyusmc
Dated:
7/19/11 1:53 AM
I'm looking for men and women wishing to break in the porn market and make some fair money on the way. I have a production company and planning a new website featuring spanking, slave-master, gorean type, d/s, bdsm, lesbians, and stripping. Any interest please message me.
To: gbaileyusmc
Dated:
7/19/11 2:02 AM
LOL.
gbaileyusmc on 7/19/11 at 2:03 AM:
sounds like interest to me.
UltimateDomme on 7/19/11 at 3:52 AM:
Sgt, Major eh? That first photo must be pretty old then.. yes?
gbaileyusmc on 7/19/11 at 4:09 AM:
4 years old, why?
UltimateDomme on 7/19/11 at 4:19 AM:
No reason.. BTW, that photo returns several hits on tineye.. LOL.
gbaileyusmc on 7/19/11 at 4:22 AM:
what is tineye?
UltimateDomme on 7/19/11 at 4:31 AM:
Heheheh, a little program that searches a huge database of photos and finds all the places said photos are posted on the interwebz... that first photo of "you" is all over the place.. :)
gbaileyusmc on 7/19/11 at 4:38 AM:
I looked it up. I only got two results. People post pics everywhere. Its so easy to steal pics and use them on multi-sites. Now with ps you can edit them as you wish. That's America.
UltimateDomme on 7/19/11 at 4:44 AM:
Yep yep yep.. So I take it G.Bailey is who you are?
gbaileyusmc on 7/19/11 at 5:17 AM:
no, thats just what my birth certificate says. lol
UltimateDomme on 7/19/11 at 11:25 AM:
Yeah, pretty interesting seeing that the name on that marine's utilities is Anderson :-P
gbaileyusmc on 7/20/11 at 1:11 AM:
Now, who in their right mind would use their real name on a site like this? The pic is real the name has been changed to protect the innocent. I bet your birth name isn't "UltimateDomme". George Bailey is a stage name. You know like John Wayne's real name was Marion Morrison.
UltimateDomme on 7/20/11 at 2:19 AM:
Ah, so you were lying about the birth certificate, gotcha gomer. Ah, but I see you took off the photo of that marine. Good call, asshole. (Note: Here he did in fact take off the mentioned photo.)
gbaileyusmc on 7/20/11 at 9:14 PM:
I'm on here to discuss business not to debate names and such. I didn't take the pic off. One of my associates needed another pic so they posted it. So you don't want to make money....fine. All you had to say was "no" or just not respond.
UltimateDomme on 7/21/11 at 12:35 AM:
LOL, ya fuckin' liar.
gbaileyusmc on 7/21/11 at 2:16 AM:
Don't you wish. I film pornography. I have a profile that six people uses to find talent. I think we could have made good money putting out domme videos, but I have no interest in filming you any longer. I do take part responsibilty. When you asked about the pic I should told you this is a business and the pics represents more than one person. I didn;t find it important at the time. Profile pics have nothing to do with making money. I like making money and having fun. If you would like to possibly make some money; we'll talk, otherwise buzz off.
UltimateDomme on 7/21/11 at 3:54 AM:
Dude, just keep trolling.. It just pisses me off when assholes like you use photos of servicemen in their fucking profiles on these sites.
I personally don't give a fuck what you claim to do, you're a piece of shit regardless."
He didn't respond again.. LOL
Eh, you gotta love when the story starts to unravel and change on you. Anyway, i'm not on a crusade or anything like that, but i'll never fail to call out these assholes using the photos of servicemen on their profiles when they come under my attention.
I've been doing this shit for just about a year now.. Damn, but i'm long winded eh? I just keep going on and on... Errr..
Anyway, i've been doing this shit for just about a year now and not once has anyone ever been interested in Chuck.. (You remember chuck, don't you? The cocktail waitress who moved back home to his parent's basement?)
Yeah, no one has ever been interested in Chuck... Until now..
This is from a 47 male submissive in Sweden.
"xxxxxxxxxx on 7/20/11 at 1:58 PM:
I like to pamper Chuck instead, is he around?
UltimateDomme on 7/20/11 at 3:12 PM:
No, Chuck moved back to his parent's garage to become some sort of uber warrior or something of the sort on WoW.
xxxxxxxxxx on 7/20/11 at 3:43 PM:
He promised to marry me. Does his parents have a doublegarage?
UltimateDomme on 7/20/11 at 4:01 PM:
Fuck, I don't know.
xxxxxxxxxx on 7/20/11 at 4:05 PM:
Perhaps you can come and live with us but I cant promise anything at the moment.
UltimateDomme on 7/20/11 at 4:06 PM:
Why the fuck would I want to do that?
xxxxxxxxxx on 7/20/11 at 4:08 PM:
He said you were pregnant and he was the father.
UltimateDomme on 7/20/11 at 4:12 PM:
Errr right. Not possible, that little bitch was my cuck LOL
xxxxxxxxxx on 7/20/11 at 4:16 PM:
Yes, he said you drank his beer then fucked him the ass and called him Dolly."
Yep, even Chuck has his admirers... First one, though.. hmmm.. As a point of interest, I NEVER drank Chuck's beer nor did I ever call him Dolly!!!
Okay then.. Here's one of those profiles that seems to be leaving some sort of vital information out. Let me show you.. This is a 19 female slave in Montreal, Canada..
"i am a masochist, looking to serve a sadist.
my current owner needs to kick my ass out of His house.
i have been serving since the age of 8 and got training in being a maid, furniture, object, toilet, producer, shareware.
i am for free but with three conditions:
1 my new Owner will never show any respect to me whatsoever. i must be treated as the most lowly obejct on earth
2 my new Owner will not claim 2 girls i have produced for my current Owner. they are His properties
3 a few limits needs to be honored - fisting, permanent damage, animal sex
only true and natural sadists may apply
please order me for my yahoo
pics on demand and that too through yahoo, not here at CM"
Now, you see this profile and you can't help but wonder what was left off.. I uh.. Have an idea of what was left out...
Condition number 4: You have to be among the stoopidest motherfuckers ever to step foot on this earth to ever fall for this shit.
Heh, whatcha wanna bet when you get this one's Yahoo and you add her, you end up getting sent to one of those pay sites?
So, who wants to be the one to test this theory, eh?
Eh, i'm off to go do something unwholesome.. L8r folks.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5grVfnCH8wlrsAO5-GOb6ueKIRCRg?docId=90a2b924d63943efa3d2aeab153c2b08
Now I know, it's cruel to laugh at something like that.. But dammit, i'm going to do it anyway!
This woman is much more vicious than Lorenna Bobbitt ever was. I'm serious, Lorenna whacked off John Wayne Bobbitt's little soldier while he was asleep and then tossed it out of the car. (Although it's kind of hard to imagine being able to sleep through that.)
THIS women, Catherine Kieu... drugged his ass, and when he woke up found himself tied up. She waited until he was awake before performing her amateur surgeon act and then tossing it into the garbage disposal. That's some heavy psychological torture for someone to go through. And then to put it in the garbage disposal so that there is no chance of sewing it back on like they did on Bobbitt... Just wow.. She had to have been good and pissed at him.
Well....They were arguing over houseguests.. Hmmm.. Now what sort of argument over "houseguests" can you imagine would end in this guy getting his dick cut off? No, sorry fellas, I gotta do this..
Oh you know the conversation that took place before this.. He must have flirted a little too much with said houseguest and somewhere in that conversation she said... "You want her, don't you?"... And he hesitated just a LITTLE too long before denying it.
When asked for a comment all he would say was, "It's a private matter."
Well seriously, how many men do you know who would be at all willing to talk to the media after something like this happened to them? You know of all the ways to get your 15 minutes of fame, i'm pretty sure this one doesn't rank in many people's top ten.
Ah okay, I don't have the heart to continue with this one..(Fuck, but you KNOW I could!) The court case on this one ought to be real interesting. I mean there is going to be some sort of story here. Remember, Lorena Bobbitt was acquitted.. Hmmmmm.. Errr, but it came out in her trial that he was quite abusive toward her so apparently the jury felt it justified in some way.
Oh just one more.. After Lorenna, the act of cutting off someone's cock was known as a Bobbittizing. Hmmm, ya think now it will be called a "Kieu Cut"?
I know, i'm a sick sadistic bitch.
Right then.. Here's a 22 female submissive in Massachusetts and here's the profile.
"Hello, I just relocated to MA. to be with my Master...He is wonderful so far I have experienced quite a bit in a short time...I have my "room" which is a cell in the basement "they really do exist" I have been kept in chains, peed on, drank pee, spanked , flogged, humiliated, I got picked up at the airport hooded and taken to my new wonderful life."
Yeah, uh i'm trying to imagine someone standing in the middle of the airport wearing a hood. I'm getting the feeling someone wearing a uniform and a gun is going to see this person in the hood and there's a good bet that when someone walks up and starts to lead the hooded person away, they're going to follow.
"Hey Jim, check out the chick with the hood. Where ya think that guy is taking her?"
"I don't know, George.... You think maybe we should follow and see what is going on?"
After 9-11-01, there was an influx of firefighters on the chat sites. Well, since firefighters were being touted as the ultimate hero the horny net geeks (Horny net geeks, there's an archaic phrase for you, late 80's anyone?) became firefighters online to get laid of course.
Well, with how it is now and the current feeling that those in the military are the heroes of course these same people have become soldiers, marines, airmen, and sailors. The latest one to cross my path had one of those fake pictures on his profile and claimed to be a porn producer or something like that.. Wait.. I just HAPPEN to have the conversation right here...
The profile is of a 29 male dominant and 25 female switch in Alabama.. here's the relevant part of his profile..
"I'm looking for men and women wishing to break in the porn market and make some fair money on the way. I have a production company and planning a new website featuring spanking, slave-master, gorean type, d/s, bdsm, lesbians, and stripping. Any interest please message me.
I'm a US Marine (Sgt. Major). I also film pornographic spanking films with my business partner. I'm looking for girls 18-21 interested in being in my films and a possible relationship and my wife is a homemaker."
Okay, first I want to mention that the photo he was trying to pass off as himself was not of a sgt. major at all, but of a staff sergeant. (E-6, three on top and one on the bottom with crossed rifles in the middle. Sgt. Major is 3 on top and 4 on the bottom with either a star or the marine corps emblem in the middle.)
Oh yeah, I should probably also mention the photo is posted in various places about the internet. Errrr, and the cock shot that is now his primary photo. Is also all over the internet..
ANYWAY.. here's the conversation..
"From: gbaileyusmc
Dated:
7/19/11 1:53 AM
I'm looking for men and women wishing to break in the porn market and make some fair money on the way. I have a production company and planning a new website featuring spanking, slave-master, gorean type, d/s, bdsm, lesbians, and stripping. Any interest please message me.
To: gbaileyusmc
Dated:
7/19/11 2:02 AM
LOL.
gbaileyusmc on 7/19/11 at 2:03 AM:
sounds like interest to me.
UltimateDomme on 7/19/11 at 3:52 AM:
Sgt, Major eh? That first photo must be pretty old then.. yes?
gbaileyusmc on 7/19/11 at 4:09 AM:
4 years old, why?
UltimateDomme on 7/19/11 at 4:19 AM:
No reason.. BTW, that photo returns several hits on tineye.. LOL.
gbaileyusmc on 7/19/11 at 4:22 AM:
what is tineye?
UltimateDomme on 7/19/11 at 4:31 AM:
Heheheh, a little program that searches a huge database of photos and finds all the places said photos are posted on the interwebz... that first photo of "you" is all over the place.. :)
gbaileyusmc on 7/19/11 at 4:38 AM:
I looked it up. I only got two results. People post pics everywhere. Its so easy to steal pics and use them on multi-sites. Now with ps you can edit them as you wish. That's America.
UltimateDomme on 7/19/11 at 4:44 AM:
Yep yep yep.. So I take it G.Bailey is who you are?
gbaileyusmc on 7/19/11 at 5:17 AM:
no, thats just what my birth certificate says. lol
UltimateDomme on 7/19/11 at 11:25 AM:
Yeah, pretty interesting seeing that the name on that marine's utilities is Anderson :-P
gbaileyusmc on 7/20/11 at 1:11 AM:
Now, who in their right mind would use their real name on a site like this? The pic is real the name has been changed to protect the innocent. I bet your birth name isn't "UltimateDomme". George Bailey is a stage name. You know like John Wayne's real name was Marion Morrison.
UltimateDomme on 7/20/11 at 2:19 AM:
Ah, so you were lying about the birth certificate, gotcha gomer. Ah, but I see you took off the photo of that marine. Good call, asshole. (Note: Here he did in fact take off the mentioned photo.)
gbaileyusmc on 7/20/11 at 9:14 PM:
I'm on here to discuss business not to debate names and such. I didn't take the pic off. One of my associates needed another pic so they posted it. So you don't want to make money....fine. All you had to say was "no" or just not respond.
UltimateDomme on 7/21/11 at 12:35 AM:
LOL, ya fuckin' liar.
gbaileyusmc on 7/21/11 at 2:16 AM:
Don't you wish. I film pornography. I have a profile that six people uses to find talent. I think we could have made good money putting out domme videos, but I have no interest in filming you any longer. I do take part responsibilty. When you asked about the pic I should told you this is a business and the pics represents more than one person. I didn;t find it important at the time. Profile pics have nothing to do with making money. I like making money and having fun. If you would like to possibly make some money; we'll talk, otherwise buzz off.
UltimateDomme on 7/21/11 at 3:54 AM:
Dude, just keep trolling.. It just pisses me off when assholes like you use photos of servicemen in their fucking profiles on these sites.
I personally don't give a fuck what you claim to do, you're a piece of shit regardless."
He didn't respond again.. LOL
Eh, you gotta love when the story starts to unravel and change on you. Anyway, i'm not on a crusade or anything like that, but i'll never fail to call out these assholes using the photos of servicemen on their profiles when they come under my attention.
I've been doing this shit for just about a year now.. Damn, but i'm long winded eh? I just keep going on and on... Errr..
Anyway, i've been doing this shit for just about a year now and not once has anyone ever been interested in Chuck.. (You remember chuck, don't you? The cocktail waitress who moved back home to his parent's basement?)
Yeah, no one has ever been interested in Chuck... Until now..
This is from a 47 male submissive in Sweden.
"xxxxxxxxxx on 7/20/11 at 1:58 PM:
I like to pamper Chuck instead, is he around?
UltimateDomme on 7/20/11 at 3:12 PM:
No, Chuck moved back to his parent's garage to become some sort of uber warrior or something of the sort on WoW.
xxxxxxxxxx on 7/20/11 at 3:43 PM:
He promised to marry me. Does his parents have a doublegarage?
UltimateDomme on 7/20/11 at 4:01 PM:
Fuck, I don't know.
xxxxxxxxxx on 7/20/11 at 4:05 PM:
Perhaps you can come and live with us but I cant promise anything at the moment.
UltimateDomme on 7/20/11 at 4:06 PM:
Why the fuck would I want to do that?
xxxxxxxxxx on 7/20/11 at 4:08 PM:
He said you were pregnant and he was the father.
UltimateDomme on 7/20/11 at 4:12 PM:
Errr right. Not possible, that little bitch was my cuck LOL
xxxxxxxxxx on 7/20/11 at 4:16 PM:
Yes, he said you drank his beer then fucked him the ass and called him Dolly."
Yep, even Chuck has his admirers... First one, though.. hmmm.. As a point of interest, I NEVER drank Chuck's beer nor did I ever call him Dolly!!!
Okay then.. Here's one of those profiles that seems to be leaving some sort of vital information out. Let me show you.. This is a 19 female slave in Montreal, Canada..
"i am a masochist, looking to serve a sadist.
my current owner needs to kick my ass out of His house.
i have been serving since the age of 8 and got training in being a maid, furniture, object, toilet, producer, shareware.
i am for free but with three conditions:
1 my new Owner will never show any respect to me whatsoever. i must be treated as the most lowly obejct on earth
2 my new Owner will not claim 2 girls i have produced for my current Owner. they are His properties
3 a few limits needs to be honored - fisting, permanent damage, animal sex
only true and natural sadists may apply
please order me for my yahoo
pics on demand and that too through yahoo, not here at CM"
Now, you see this profile and you can't help but wonder what was left off.. I uh.. Have an idea of what was left out...
Condition number 4: You have to be among the stoopidest motherfuckers ever to step foot on this earth to ever fall for this shit.
Heh, whatcha wanna bet when you get this one's Yahoo and you add her, you end up getting sent to one of those pay sites?
So, who wants to be the one to test this theory, eh?
Eh, i'm off to go do something unwholesome.. L8r folks.
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Only a politician can stick their hand in your pocket, take all your money and then convince you that you're somehow richer for it.
Oh shit! Is she about to get political on this motherfucker?
Nah, I just thought having that image of a politician in mind would be a good lead in to this first profile. This profile caused me to get stomach pains when I read it. Errr, the good kind of stomach pains, yanno from laughing.
This is a 46 dominant in California and if you can't see a politician's hand in this profile.. Wait.. here it is..
"I am a naturally dominant, successful white man who is now looking for a role as a “house-husband” for a hard charging, driven woman. I have done my time in the corporate world…risen to the level of VP, so I understand the stress, the issues and the struggles of climbing the corporate latter. My ideal situation would be with a career woman who wants a relationship where she can focus on her career during the day, but be a submissive woman at night…I take care of the house…run the household and you bring home the bacon…so I am looking for a female power-sub…"
Oh come on now, don't you think this is a cool way to say, "I wanna sit home while YOU go out and work"? Ahh, let's see if he gets more detailed..
"Don’t make any mistake…I am not submissive….and I very confident and comfortable. I have standards. Not only do you need to be driven to high achievement, you need to be sexy, in shape and very intelligent in order to keep my attention and my affections…I am also very presentable - clean cut, attractive, in great shape if I need to accompany you to social events.
A younger woman on her way up will find that I am able to guide, mentor and coach while taking care of everything else in her life.....an older woman will find that my understanding of her needs and my ability to push her along will be invaluable in tacking those struggles in getting to and keeping that coveted corner office..."
He doessssssssss get more detailed! Errrr, Now let's break this down and see if we can as a group come to the same conclusion...
Right then, she has to be driven to high achievement... mmmkay... She has to be sexy...in shape...and very intelligent...
Yeah okay.. let's just say you're a woman who is driven to high standards, sexy and in shape..and very intelligent. What in the blue monkey hell would she want with this guy who aspires to sit at home and sponge from you?
Ehhh, giving him the benefit of the doubt.. He's probably not alone in wanting the above situation.. Heh, to be a trophy husband.
Here's one from someone who obvious got tired of hearing from people no matter what she put in her profile. This is a 49 female submissive from Belgium and this little bit of sarcasm tickled me..
"but, why should i bother updating ?
it's a well known fact that :
a True Dom doesn't need to read a profile. The sub is supposed to know what he likes and to be that way."
Oh yeah, stick that knife in and twist.
A few days ago I was browsing and this profile pops up on my screen.. A 23 female submissive in California.
"I have a theory about some Dominant men. The type I speak of are the sort of people who more than likely have some deep seated hatred for women. My theory is they are wimps using BDSM as an excuse to be abusive toward women."
I read that profile and thought to myself that this is someone who for whatever reason wanted to incite a riot or something of the sort. Sure enough a couple of days later this profile added the following journal entry.
"1 profile, 1 obvious truism, 1 provocative statement,1 week.
64 pages of messages agreeing but it certainly does not include THEM, 6 pages of attempts to justify it, 2 pages of offers to show me the way, 1 page of "well then why are you here" messages.
12 offers to submit to me, 7 couples trying to add me to their home, 4 attempts to pick a fight, 2 flat out admissions, 2 that's why they went lez messages, 1 offer to move to Alaska, 1 offer to join a traveling ren faire geek, 1 attempted hypnotism, 1 offer of a massage.
It was a very good week.
I love this site."
Errrrr... Now I dunno for sure, but it sure looks to me like this person is trying to rickroll (You know rick rolling? The song never gonna give you up? Please don't make me link it again!) the entire site... Ummm, and judging from that list and make no mistake folks, women do get that volume of messages when they're new... I'd say the rick rolling attempt has been successful.
Here's one that i'm sure is going to end up joining the Order of the Amazonian Templars.. She's gotta.. This is a 29 female dominant in New York.. Now let's have some giggles.. Err, I mean here's some of the profile.
"Teutonic-Nordic Mistress descended from the dominant race of the Norse and Teutons. Casts total mental, spiritual, sexual and physical control on her subs. Owns a realtime harem of devout Handmaidens and a stable of Studs, but will give opportunity to worthy and qualified online female subs, tested in online interaction, and if anyone may qualify, to be called upon to meet in real for screening and initiation. Only those who pass shall be ordained for realtime intensive and comprehensive slave training, and only by passing this may result in collaring and induction to the harem."
Right then.. here's someone with a whole fucking harem of "devout" Handmaidens and a stable of studs.. Uhh, but is looking for online female subs... Err for testing in online interaction.. (Translation: Will need to perform on webcam... multiple times.. before she rejects your dumb ass.)
Now, this errrr person has three photos and she goes on toward the end of the profile to address the "brutes" who have cast doubts upon the authenticity of her photos.. Wait, this is funny.
"A few unthinking brutes in this site have questioned my validity as a person because of the photos I have posted on my profile and their inability to use their minds in processing the relevance of the pics. I normally just simply ignore messages from mindless individuals in this site and unfortunately I ignore unbelievably so many. Very few messages trickle through to be favorably considered for reading, and even fewer result in correspondences. But one or two that succeed in getting into my personal system do have quality and are much better and more preferable than the multitude who end up in the garbage dumps.
But to let future interested parties know about the history of these pics and their relevance, I will give the information.
The pic of me by the Lotus sportscar was taken when I was 16, headed to a celebrity fashion event. The car belongs to my late Dad s collection of 14 exotic European sportscars (Dad passed away when I was 19). As one can clearly see, I am entering the car on the right passenger side. Dad was driving for me. *smiles*
The second photo causes the most number of numbskull comments from unthinking brutes. Indeed, that is the twin towers of the World Trade Center in the background, which was brought down on 9/11/01. Right.
I am riding a fast cabin cruiser that took me from a dock at Battery Park City to a 150-ft superyacht owned by one of my closest friends. Later on the evening of that day, on board the yacht, I hosted my 19th birthday, a party exclusive to my closest intimate friends and allies. where we partied for 3 straight days and 3 nights while the yacht cruised around the Atlantic within 500 miles of the NYC coast. Yes, it was my 19th birthday, and the date the photo was taken was 9/07/01, just 4 days before the attack on the WTC towers.
You think I am going to take that pic down? Nacht. Eat your hearts out, brutes.
The yellow car is just one of my cars, still in my collection. Pic was taken last year. Who cares about this pic? Just me and a car. LOL. I am not about to show my newest cars and current pics of me, as that would reveal too much of me. Enough to know that even a car as old as my Dad s Lotus and the WTC can cause so much drooling and hostile envy from despicably less-fortunate destitute souls."
Eh, gotta love the detail in explaining each photo.
I know that bit was long, but with my hand it's better for me to copy and paste more if I wanna crank out this stuff.. BUT.. But along with the detail in which she explains each of the pictures, I was able to make some observations about two of these three pictures.
The one on the boat (fast cabin cruiser) shows a woman sitting on the back of this boat and the boat is moving. You can tell the boat is moving because of the wake behind the boat. Now, the woman in this photo is dressed in the usual boating attire.... complete with three inch heels..(Smirk) and her hair is hanging straight down as if the boat were not moving...
Oh wait.. the shadow this person casts looks to be extending to the actual wake in the water.. This is a photoshopped picture.
The 2nd photo is a picture of some sort of yellow sports cars with a person in the driver's seat and is pinned back as if the car is going like.. really fast... As sports cars of this type are subject to do... Now, look closer at the driver.. it's a mannequin. JUST SAYIN!!!
Now, it doesn't take that sort of observational effort to know this one is full of shit, but it's sure fun to do sometimes.
One more bit before I go.. I do like to check on those giggle a minute fake catching websites and most recently i've mentioned the one called collarmefakes.com.. In specific how they posted this list and used as a criteria that they did not answer messages..
Ah, well they've settled in to where they are posting specific names and the reason they believe they are fake.. Cool, but this site has done something I find very interesting. (Read as lulzworthy)
Some woman posted to the specific thread with the huge list and basically told them that it was a piss poor reason for calling them fake... what do they do? Welllllllllll.. they made this person a moderator of a newly created forum.... for profiles with multiple tineye hits...
The lulz come in when you take a look at who this moderator is.. The person who is a moderator on this fake catching website is a 24 female slave in Maryland and the profile reads like something right out of those red covered paperbacks.. Speaks of playing tie-up games at 6..having her holes experimented with by various objects at 8... And then searching for her first master at 12... Cause by then she knew the lifestlye was what she was meant to do, yanno?
"At the age of 12 i started to look for a Master on websites. Took a lot of trail and error, to find the right Master for me. i had 2 "Masters" previously. Both of which did not work out. One of them was no Master. He was just a dick. He would kick my head into walls, stomp on my hands, tried to light me on fire, and when i was modeling and he wasn't getting any work, he threatened me and cut me (Not in a fun or safe way). After being placed in many life threatening and dangerous situations, where there was no control over my safety by both myself and him, i left.
The second Master i had, i relocated from NY to California to serve him, however the moment I got there he wanted a boyfriend/girlfriend dynamic. That did not last long.
Since then my search as led me to my current Master."
Hmm, and what websites would you imagine a 12 year old girl would look for a master?
Yep yep yep, collarmefakes.com.. You keep on rooting out them fakes.. It's fucking vital work it is.
Later, folks.
Oh shit! Is she about to get political on this motherfucker?
Nah, I just thought having that image of a politician in mind would be a good lead in to this first profile. This profile caused me to get stomach pains when I read it. Errr, the good kind of stomach pains, yanno from laughing.
This is a 46 dominant in California and if you can't see a politician's hand in this profile.. Wait.. here it is..
"I am a naturally dominant, successful white man who is now looking for a role as a “house-husband” for a hard charging, driven woman. I have done my time in the corporate world…risen to the level of VP, so I understand the stress, the issues and the struggles of climbing the corporate latter. My ideal situation would be with a career woman who wants a relationship where she can focus on her career during the day, but be a submissive woman at night…I take care of the house…run the household and you bring home the bacon…so I am looking for a female power-sub…"
Oh come on now, don't you think this is a cool way to say, "I wanna sit home while YOU go out and work"? Ahh, let's see if he gets more detailed..
"Don’t make any mistake…I am not submissive….and I very confident and comfortable. I have standards. Not only do you need to be driven to high achievement, you need to be sexy, in shape and very intelligent in order to keep my attention and my affections…I am also very presentable - clean cut, attractive, in great shape if I need to accompany you to social events.
A younger woman on her way up will find that I am able to guide, mentor and coach while taking care of everything else in her life.....an older woman will find that my understanding of her needs and my ability to push her along will be invaluable in tacking those struggles in getting to and keeping that coveted corner office..."
He doessssssssss get more detailed! Errrr, Now let's break this down and see if we can as a group come to the same conclusion...
Right then, she has to be driven to high achievement... mmmkay... She has to be sexy...in shape...and very intelligent...
Yeah okay.. let's just say you're a woman who is driven to high standards, sexy and in shape..and very intelligent. What in the blue monkey hell would she want with this guy who aspires to sit at home and sponge from you?
Ehhh, giving him the benefit of the doubt.. He's probably not alone in wanting the above situation.. Heh, to be a trophy husband.
Here's one from someone who obvious got tired of hearing from people no matter what she put in her profile. This is a 49 female submissive from Belgium and this little bit of sarcasm tickled me..
"but, why should i bother updating ?
it's a well known fact that :
a True Dom doesn't need to read a profile. The sub is supposed to know what he likes and to be that way."
Oh yeah, stick that knife in and twist.
A few days ago I was browsing and this profile pops up on my screen.. A 23 female submissive in California.
"I have a theory about some Dominant men. The type I speak of are the sort of people who more than likely have some deep seated hatred for women. My theory is they are wimps using BDSM as an excuse to be abusive toward women."
I read that profile and thought to myself that this is someone who for whatever reason wanted to incite a riot or something of the sort. Sure enough a couple of days later this profile added the following journal entry.
"1 profile, 1 obvious truism, 1 provocative statement,1 week.
64 pages of messages agreeing but it certainly does not include THEM, 6 pages of attempts to justify it, 2 pages of offers to show me the way, 1 page of "well then why are you here" messages.
12 offers to submit to me, 7 couples trying to add me to their home, 4 attempts to pick a fight, 2 flat out admissions, 2 that's why they went lez messages, 1 offer to move to Alaska, 1 offer to join a traveling ren faire geek, 1 attempted hypnotism, 1 offer of a massage.
It was a very good week.
I love this site."
Errrrr... Now I dunno for sure, but it sure looks to me like this person is trying to rickroll (You know rick rolling? The song never gonna give you up? Please don't make me link it again!) the entire site... Ummm, and judging from that list and make no mistake folks, women do get that volume of messages when they're new... I'd say the rick rolling attempt has been successful.
Here's one that i'm sure is going to end up joining the Order of the Amazonian Templars.. She's gotta.. This is a 29 female dominant in New York.. Now let's have some giggles.. Err, I mean here's some of the profile.
"Teutonic-Nordic Mistress descended from the dominant race of the Norse and Teutons. Casts total mental, spiritual, sexual and physical control on her subs. Owns a realtime harem of devout Handmaidens and a stable of Studs, but will give opportunity to worthy and qualified online female subs, tested in online interaction, and if anyone may qualify, to be called upon to meet in real for screening and initiation. Only those who pass shall be ordained for realtime intensive and comprehensive slave training, and only by passing this may result in collaring and induction to the harem."
Right then.. here's someone with a whole fucking harem of "devout" Handmaidens and a stable of studs.. Uhh, but is looking for online female subs... Err for testing in online interaction.. (Translation: Will need to perform on webcam... multiple times.. before she rejects your dumb ass.)
Now, this errrr person has three photos and she goes on toward the end of the profile to address the "brutes" who have cast doubts upon the authenticity of her photos.. Wait, this is funny.
"A few unthinking brutes in this site have questioned my validity as a person because of the photos I have posted on my profile and their inability to use their minds in processing the relevance of the pics. I normally just simply ignore messages from mindless individuals in this site and unfortunately I ignore unbelievably so many. Very few messages trickle through to be favorably considered for reading, and even fewer result in correspondences. But one or two that succeed in getting into my personal system do have quality and are much better and more preferable than the multitude who end up in the garbage dumps.
But to let future interested parties know about the history of these pics and their relevance, I will give the information.
The pic of me by the Lotus sportscar was taken when I was 16, headed to a celebrity fashion event. The car belongs to my late Dad s collection of 14 exotic European sportscars (Dad passed away when I was 19). As one can clearly see, I am entering the car on the right passenger side. Dad was driving for me. *smiles*
The second photo causes the most number of numbskull comments from unthinking brutes. Indeed, that is the twin towers of the World Trade Center in the background, which was brought down on 9/11/01. Right.
I am riding a fast cabin cruiser that took me from a dock at Battery Park City to a 150-ft superyacht owned by one of my closest friends. Later on the evening of that day, on board the yacht, I hosted my 19th birthday, a party exclusive to my closest intimate friends and allies. where we partied for 3 straight days and 3 nights while the yacht cruised around the Atlantic within 500 miles of the NYC coast. Yes, it was my 19th birthday, and the date the photo was taken was 9/07/01, just 4 days before the attack on the WTC towers.
You think I am going to take that pic down? Nacht. Eat your hearts out, brutes.
The yellow car is just one of my cars, still in my collection. Pic was taken last year. Who cares about this pic? Just me and a car. LOL. I am not about to show my newest cars and current pics of me, as that would reveal too much of me. Enough to know that even a car as old as my Dad s Lotus and the WTC can cause so much drooling and hostile envy from despicably less-fortunate destitute souls."
Eh, gotta love the detail in explaining each photo.
I know that bit was long, but with my hand it's better for me to copy and paste more if I wanna crank out this stuff.. BUT.. But along with the detail in which she explains each of the pictures, I was able to make some observations about two of these three pictures.
The one on the boat (fast cabin cruiser) shows a woman sitting on the back of this boat and the boat is moving. You can tell the boat is moving because of the wake behind the boat. Now, the woman in this photo is dressed in the usual boating attire.... complete with three inch heels..(Smirk) and her hair is hanging straight down as if the boat were not moving...
Oh wait.. the shadow this person casts looks to be extending to the actual wake in the water.. This is a photoshopped picture.
The 2nd photo is a picture of some sort of yellow sports cars with a person in the driver's seat and is pinned back as if the car is going like.. really fast... As sports cars of this type are subject to do... Now, look closer at the driver.. it's a mannequin. JUST SAYIN!!!
Now, it doesn't take that sort of observational effort to know this one is full of shit, but it's sure fun to do sometimes.
One more bit before I go.. I do like to check on those giggle a minute fake catching websites and most recently i've mentioned the one called collarmefakes.com.. In specific how they posted this list and used as a criteria that they did not answer messages..
Ah, well they've settled in to where they are posting specific names and the reason they believe they are fake.. Cool, but this site has done something I find very interesting. (Read as lulzworthy)
Some woman posted to the specific thread with the huge list and basically told them that it was a piss poor reason for calling them fake... what do they do? Welllllllllll.. they made this person a moderator of a newly created forum.... for profiles with multiple tineye hits...
The lulz come in when you take a look at who this moderator is.. The person who is a moderator on this fake catching website is a 24 female slave in Maryland and the profile reads like something right out of those red covered paperbacks.. Speaks of playing tie-up games at 6..having her holes experimented with by various objects at 8... And then searching for her first master at 12... Cause by then she knew the lifestlye was what she was meant to do, yanno?
"At the age of 12 i started to look for a Master on websites. Took a lot of trail and error, to find the right Master for me. i had 2 "Masters" previously. Both of which did not work out. One of them was no Master. He was just a dick. He would kick my head into walls, stomp on my hands, tried to light me on fire, and when i was modeling and he wasn't getting any work, he threatened me and cut me (Not in a fun or safe way). After being placed in many life threatening and dangerous situations, where there was no control over my safety by both myself and him, i left.
The second Master i had, i relocated from NY to California to serve him, however the moment I got there he wanted a boyfriend/girlfriend dynamic. That did not last long.
Since then my search as led me to my current Master."
Hmm, and what websites would you imagine a 12 year old girl would look for a master?
Yep yep yep, collarmefakes.com.. You keep on rooting out them fakes.. It's fucking vital work it is.
Later, folks.
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