Lulz Crankage..

The wheels of the bus go round and round...

   The wheels of the bus go round and round...

      The wheels of the bus go round and round...

         The wheels of the bus go round and round...


And you're the one under the bus..


Let us examine, if you will, the anatomy of a collarme (Look, i'm old school.. I'll start calling it collarspace eventually... sheesh!)... Err..

Let us examine if you will, the anatomy of a collarspace (Happy now?) profile and how it changes over time...

I am not speaking of the sort of changes that natually occur when someone is exploring and their interests take a slight or radical change of direction. No, I am speaking of the sort of changes that occur as a direct result of getting bombarded by the runaway bus (Yeah, that was why the beginning was as it was.. duh!) of people filling your inbox with all sorts of shit.. most of which you of course have no interest. As an example, the profile I spoke of in the last entry with the guy and his fakefindommespace syndrome.

Let us take for an example a 35 year old single or divorced woman. Over the past few months she has become interested in this thing of ours, and wants to do a bit of safe exploring on a site such as collarspace. Perhaps her interest is as mild as wanting someone to treat her as less than a delicate flower in the bedroom. So, she creates a profile here (At the advice of a friend.. Yeah, you've got to wonder about the `friends' of these people who state in their profile that they had the site recommended to them by said friend)... So scratch that advice of a friend.. Let's say she went to google and typed in BDSM social site.

Ah fuck! I couldn't find any combination of those words to make collarspace come up in the search. Ah, well Fetlife comes up.. So...

Right then, let's say she went to google and typed in BDSM Social Site.. She sees Fetlife and in browsing the site somehow comes across the words `collarspace'.. Back to google.. She types in collarspace.. THERE IT IS!!

So, she goes to collarspace, creates a profile.. writes a brief description of herself and what she is interested in exploring.. Let's say she lives in Kansas, and states in this profile she would prefer someone be in driving distance. She may include a couple of pictures of herself.. She's a typical 35 year old brunette.. a few extra pounds perhaps.. wears glasses.. Err a real girl..

Soon.. (Horror movie music starts playing here... gotta set the mood, yeah?) Some Dom from 1500 miles away who wants to roll her in shit and fuck her while she squeals like a pig, messages her. Her eyes grow wide as she covers her mouth to prevent the liquid she is drinking from spraying all over the monitor.

Being the polite girl she is, she responds and politely declines. Maybe he leaves her alone, maybe he doesn't.. Wait, now there are 6 more messages. One is from a guy in another country who wants to keep her caged when `not in use'. One is actually local, but it's a 24 year old sub trans woman who would like nothing better than to be owned by someone such as herself and right now!

Soon, she doesn't have time to respond to all of these messages, and soon she starts getting followup messages from some of the ones she doesn't have time to respond to. She is told she needs to learn manners.. they suggest methods of training.... etc..

In the space of 2 hours, she now has 14 pages of messages from an assorted bag of whack jobs.. and misses that 38 year old guy who lives about an hour away and is seeking something remarkably similar to what she seeks. Since she missed it, he doesn't waste any further time on her and moves on.

The next day, she logs on to find another 3 or 4 pages of messages from the same sort of people..

Well, something needs to be done... So off to the profile editor.. and soon the brief profile she's written is relegated to the bottom of her profile and is replaced with a list of things she is not interested in exploring. So you pig farmers and harem owners are shit out of luck on this one. Oh, and you 18-21 year old Doms can forget it to, she  wants someone close to her age, sorry.

A month later, she's still there.. still logs on every day, and her profile has changed several times.. You wouldn't even recognize it from the profile she wrote a month before.

Poor girl.. and not the least bit out of the ordinary for collarspace, is it?


So, not long after I made my long anticipated return... (Oh the bitch knows you wanted her back, the place has gone to shit while I was gone and you all know it.) err.. not long after I made my long anticipated return to my throne I got a message from someone who suggested something about the duties of the slaves here would include making sure the tire pressure on the mansion tires were at the proper level..

I liked that one, so did a bit of a rewrite on the CS profile. For you fans of Chuck, I wrote him off the page because frankly, I was tired of answering questions about him.

Oh shit... guess who else is back? Don't wanna guess.. i'll tell you.. SlaveTransportCo is back but it seems as if he's changed his story a bit.. Hey, a lot of that going around. He wrote this journal.


"9/25/2015 10:56:54 PM: Those who remember me, remember that I used to be an over the road escort for oversize loads and would often transport slaves here and there as a service. These days, I'm off the road and running a little company. When I worked over the road, I couldn't keep a slave for long term. Now, I can. I would like to find a single female slave or a slave couple. I have managed to combine my work with my lifestyle interests and I can offer a slave or slaves the same. Let me know if you have interest."

So you see, he's now looking for a slave(s) for himself, gave up that other bit..


I gotta tell y'all, i've been getting some really batshit crazy messages from some folks.. Here's one who messaged me to take the piss over the profile pics.. Now when I say take the piss, this person was truly righteously indignant over the fact I am not the hottie in the picture.. Now something about this person's photo was striking me, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.. I basically kited her (Or not a her..) while I ran the photo through google images... This is a 23 lesbian submissive and here's the exchange....

 moremodestmandy on 10/1/15 at 10:08 AM:
 Why do you have two different girls on your profile?

 UltimateDomme on 10/1/15 at 10:09 AM:
 I don't know, why do I?

 moremodestmandy on 10/1/15 at 10:11 AM:
 Is it because you want people to believe that they are the same girl because they look similar? '

 UltimateDomme on 10/1/15 at 10:12 AM:
 Hmmm, good answer.. LOL

 moremodestmandy on 10/1/15 at 10:13 AM:
 It seems as though you might be bored with the game you play pretending to be a woman.

 UltimateDomme on 10/1/15 at 10:15 AM:
 ZOMG! I must delete the profile right away!!

 moremodestmandy on 10/1/15 at 10:20 AM:
 It wouldn't matter.  You have countless other fake profiles.

 UltimateDomme on 10/1/15 at 10:21 AM:
 Do I? Do tell, which of these countless other profiles are mine?

 moremodestmandy on 10/1/15 at 10:22 AM:
 How would I know?

 moremodestmandy on 10/1/15 at 10:22 AM:
 You've also had this same picture for 5 years.

 UltimateDomme on 10/1/15 at 10:24 AM:
 I don't know.  You seem to think I have these countless other profiles, you should at least know which ones. 

Right then.. by this time, I had the results of the photo search and you will not believe what I found... Ah, so maybe it's not a stretch.

 UltimateDomme on 10/1/15 at 10:24 AM:
 LOL!!!! So tell me, `mandy'.. why is your photo of Angie Verona?

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/angie-varona-14-year-unwillingly-internet-sex-symbol/story?id=14882768

Pretty slimy to use photos of a girl who is famous for getting her photos hacked when she was 14. You're a low little dude.


There would be no answer to this message.. Doesn't that just take the biscuit? It's funny how the people who get the most pissed off about someone being a fake lesbian most of the time turn out to be a fake lesbian themselves. You know on some level, I kinda get it.. When you find out that hot supermodel you've been tossing off to is in turn tossing off to your supermodel photos, it sorta wrecks the fantasy, doesn't it fellas?


Is it just me, or has the hotness level on the trans folks on CS gone way up? I mean to tell you, some of the ones who have been viewing my profile are pretty fucking adorable.  I could really get into strapping in on and listening to the crying..

Ah well, gonna get this shit posted..

I leave you with the immortal words of Malcolm Tucker...

Fuckity bye!