I HAVE RETURNED!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upR7GQ5ToCs

Yeah I know right? It's been two years and I am sure you are all wondering where I've been and what I have been up to, yes? RIGHT? Right.

Well, Me and a couple of friends chartered a plane and flew off to all those countries where all those supermodel slaves live, on a quest to bring them all back to America and install then in my mansion.. And well you know, I've been busy with them...

Oh why the fuck do you care where I've been anyway?

Actually I've been here the entire time, but hidden you see.. Ah, not exactly hidden as such, more like I was on the naughty hidden profile list. Took them long enough to get around to me, eh? But yeah, hidden.

So, they left the UltimateDomme profile there, and for a 2nd time, deleted the profile containing my real identity, CurvyandMean. You know if I were paranoid I would start to wonder about what the powers that be over there at collarme.. errr sorry, it's collarspace now (Yeah, fuck you if you think I am changing the name of this blog.) are thinking a lot of the time.

So yeah, I've been there all along, logging in periodically just to see if I could find anything funny or interesting. And one day out of the blue I start getting profile looks and messages. So, i'm back.. Yay me!

As far as the finding anything funny or interesting bit.. The names seem to have changed but the song remains the same.

My old friend Brian is still about doing the same shit he was a couple of years ago.. Starting a female profile (Always uses the same picture too.. no imagination on this cat.).. starts off as Dominant with the stated goal of building a stable of sluts to control.. then a few days later some other guy playing Domme will have `broken' him..  If you read this blog from way back when, he was the one who was `Gabby' during that whole MsStrict77 saga..

Now he DID add a twist to his routine this time.. Yeah, this time the little shit used the name `UltimateDomme123'  Now of course, I messaged him to take the piss.. Even had to laugh at him using the name I have spent all this time trashing... He's already deleted the profile, err usually he does that after he gets caught being a guy... He'll be back though.. he alllllways comes back.

The former Domme26 (You remember him don't you? The one with the grammar that made your eyes bleed?) Is also still about doing the same shit as before, but is now
Richdomme99.


Right then.. Let's go to the profiles and see what sort of nonsense we can find to laugh at.

This is from a 55 female submissive in Ft. Lauderdale, FL. and here's the first paragraph of the profile.

"I used to be on here a year ago but got taken advantage of and somebody told my husband.  Not like we had a great relationship but it caused a lot of problems for a while.
We are still married but I know he looks for me on here.  I am really in West Tennessee, I say otherwise so he can't find me again."

Now, I would just like to point out that this person has included a couple of photos.. the main profile is a woman standing there completely naked, and undisguised. The 2nd photo is of this woman with a man.. the hubby mayhap?

Tell me if you will.. Just exactly how difficult did you make it for the hubby to find you on here again? Come on now, think!



Here's a 22 female submissive in Chicago, IL.  The profile is nothing really special, it's the typical `I want to serve and have multiple orgasms' sort of profiles...

But umm.. the pictures.. errr.. ummm.. the pictures are at LEAST 30 years old. No, i'm not kidding.. One of them is an actual polaroid.. You know the ones with the large white borders? One of the pictures has in the background a television with two knobs.. for channel switching and fine tuning the signal.. From the days of yore when you had your choice of three channels to watch.
Not to mention.. These photos are from a time before it became chic to keep the bush trimmed..

You just gotta wonder.. did someone sneak into the attic and find their grandfather's shoebox full of porn?
 
Hmm, and just coming across my radar is a 23 female submissive in Chicago, same sort of name and profile, with photos of a different girl.. Hehe



The next one.. This profile I gotta quote the whole thing for you..
It's a 25 female slave in Detroit, MI... And awayyyyyyy we go.

"READ THIS PROFILE CAREFUL!!

At first i am the gf of the girl you talk to here. Make sure you understand the following. When you write a message, she will get this message. But beware, she is stupid, and
i mean serious stupid and extreme naive.
She has no computer knowledge, so do not expect she will give you any intelligent answer.

She has no access to the profile area or knows about her pics or can see them.
How? i blocked that specific websites.

Do not talk about the profile or the pics to her. She also thinks that this website is a talk website, she has absolute no idea about the lifestyle or BDSM.
She is just a rich stupid blonde. seriously.

Well, why do i do this profile for her? Lets say i have a nasty sadistic streak. I will observe who talks to her and what will be talked. If i think you are the wrong one, i
will block you without any warning.
Messages like " i want to talk with that stupid girl" will be blocked, because in this case you are the stupid one to send such a message to her.

Yes, she is really that girl in the pics. If you dont believe, i dont care.
I want that only people contact her who are able to abuse her naivety to the worse. She just moved
in an area where this will very good possible, as long you are clever and smart. With stupid and primitive talking you will get no result.
You will not meet her, i will take care that this will not happen. This is more a mindgame for the right mind. A mindgame with real results.
The chat will not work for her, you will have to use this message
system of CS."

*clicks tongue* 
Right then, what need be said here?

Actually i'm trying to figure out how this rich, stupid blonde will even see the messages seeing that the author of the profile has blocked them. I wouldn't bother with this one, folks.. the picture? Yeah.. all over the net.


Can it REALLY be this easy? Here's an exchange I had in the past couple of days..

This is a 51 male sub in Georgia..
 lockedforyoult on 9/22/15 at 7:23 PM:
 nice story.  is it true?  keep me in a chastity cage?

UltimateDomme on 9/22/15 at 7:24 PM:
 Errrr... yeah it's 100% totally true

lockedforyoult on 9/22/15 at 7:26 PM:
lock me in chastity?

UltimateDomme on 9/22/15 at 7:26 PM:
Ummm.. sure.. put on a cage and never ever orgasm again..
Bye :-)

lockedforyoult on 9/22/15 at 7:27 PM:
ok.   Where do I send the key?

UltimateDomme on 9/22/15 at 7:28 PM:
flush it down the commode..

lockedforyoult on 9/22/15 at 7:28 PM:
yes ma'am... i will do that
UltimateDomme on 9/22/15 at 7:29 PM:
LOL>. okay

lockedforyoult on 9/22/15 at 7:30 PM:
no... seriously... for you.  i will

Err.. Yeah.

 
Here's one I found cute.. it's a 40 male submissive in Merito, Tx.. His profile starts..

"I am experiencing fakefindomspace fatigue, so I thought I would outline my preferences in order to lessen the possibilities of any confusion...."

From there, it goes on to list in detail the things that if they are in your profile.. he ain't interested. Have a read, it's not bad at all.. Fakefinsdommespace Syndrome.. I love it!!

Eh.. So this post isn't all that funny.. But wanted to get a new post done anyway.. If I find some good shit to post.. I will.. Until then. L8r peepz.