Yeah, i'm still around.

This is the way.. It's the way that we live... And Loveeeeeeeeeee!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14uEo07Wj3o

A few days ago on a particularily grey and cloudy morning, I received a message on CM from someone who used the phrase "L Word Lesbians" when referring to the sort of people that I associate the Men In Tights song with.. Yeah, fake lesbians.

Anyway, I started thinking about it and asked myself what we actually learned about lesbians from watching that show? I mean it was supposed to be a realistic view of them yes?

Wait, show of hands.... How many of you have seen The L Word?

Mmmkay right then, if you're actually sitting there with your hand in the air, go to the back of the class.. No, on second thought, stay in the front where I can keep an eye on your ass..

No, no, it's cool to admit you watched that show.. really... It's cool..I thought it was a pretty good show for a bit. 

ANYWAY!! What did we learn from watching that show?

Let's see.. Well, first we learned that they don't know what it means to be monogamous. Even the ones in committed relationships didn't know the meaning.. Well, perhaps they knew the meaning but they sure the fuck didn't practice it.

They all had wonderfully fabulous careers. Even the hayseed from One Horse Town, Middle America moved to LA and within a couple of weeks was pulling down six figures in the IT sector. Lose a job? No problemmmmmmm.. The next career move always landed right in front of them. 

The club! I don't give a flying fuck how many hours they had to work every day, what time they had to get up for work the next morning, what sort of frame of mind they were in.. every fucking night was club night.

Well that show jumped the shark for me when the hayseed decided to do the female to male sex change, and would of course become a straight man... Stands to reason I think... However, she got hooked up with a gay man and ended up pregnant. And thereeeeeeeeeeeee goes Fonzie on his waterskis, quickly approaching the ramp in front of the shark tank.... Whoosh!

For those who haven't heard the term "Jump the Shark," It refers to the moment in a television series where the show started downhill to its eventual cancellation.

Hmm, thinking about it I can certainly see where the fake lesbians on CM can be seen as L Word types... But I still like my Men In Tights reference better, but I thought it interesting enough to mention..


So, where the fuck have I been since the last post to this blog? Well, i've been here and watching, seeing nothing really that I thought lulzworthy to post... Rather nothing that I thought was lulzworthy that we've not seen before. I started to do a post that was a swan song, but in the end decided to let it sit, seeing that there's always the chance i'd have something to say or whatever. No sense burning bridges and all that shit...


There's been an interesting, sad, and funny happening at good old http://collarmefakes.com/ .... The owner was going to close it down because of a very decided lack of people actually participating... However one of the supermoderators went off on him in a message and ended up being made an administrator....Well, both of them did.

So, they decided to stay open "due to popular demand"... Yeah, each new message posted gets on the average of about 7 looks a day... It sounds to me as if someone has really lowered the bar when they speak of popular demand, eh?

No matter, just so we know what an administrator can do on that site.. they can get the IP information of anyone posting.. You don't think the new administrators would abuse that feature, now would you?
Yep, they sure the fuck would.. Someone posted a message on there basically exposing blonde2bebound for playing financial cunt a few years ago.. Apparently all the places she put her financial cunt infomation are still there...(I find it very interesting she used the same photos 5 years ago as she does today.. Very curious, that.)

Well, she responded with this bullshit story about how she was between masters and wanted to still feel a part of the "lifestyle".. yadda yadda.. And then followed it up with a message that gave the original poster's IP info...

Consider this a friendly warning if you ever go to that site and participate in their turd hunt.. If you post something they don't like, just be aware they can see your IP and are not above exposing it in public if it suits their purposes. In this case it was to strike back at someone who uncovered some things i'm sure the little game player wanted kept in the past.

Now, they did delete the thread about a day or so after that, but it's pretty clear the new administrators will abuse their powers... At least blonde2bebound (boundslave4life on CM) will... Madman hasn't done so yet... But he's a huge fucking moron so i'd not put it past him to abuse his powers either.

Point of interest, he actually claims to have been a moderator of Collarme... And "quit" because of the the way the moderators do things.. Now what this guy does when he's searching for people to post on the collarmefakes site is to use several sock puppets to attack them.. One in particular got attacked by several of his socks.. Among them are TulsaSadist and NorCalSadist.. Another was colortantrum whom I suspect is a sock of the blonde cunt... Both of those sadist profiles are of the typical misogynistic type...With a very intolerent view of those of who do not cotton to what he sees as the "true lifestyle." This is a very sad person, indeed. I sincerely hope CM would never have allowed this sort of shitbag to help moderate their site. 

This is a personal message for the owner of collarmefakes... Your new administrators are scum, and your best course of action is to do what you planned and let the site close. Let those two shitbags put out their own money to carry out their agenda.


Right then, speaking of financial cunts... Here's one that while the profile is typical of this sort of scum, the journal entry this one created is errr.. interesting to say the least.. It's basically "tips" on how to approach a financial cunt.. It's a 25 female dominant in New York and here's the journal entry.

"TIPS for Subs or slaves that want to Explore being Financially Dominated

Here are a few tips for those of you that are interested in Exploring being Financially Dominated also known as: Pay Pigs, Cash cows, Money Monkeys, Human ATMS, Loser that gives cash away, or A Trick ass loser! YOU can do this and feel the thrill without even losing it all...you can just get really close. (Ahaha) :). YOU Can experience this THRILL if even for a short time...you can jump in and out the lifestyle without going completely broke! Or shocking your family when they are looking for you to pay bills. But you can explore this Fetish because its real! and Thrilling. A month or 2 of large tributes can bond you to a Goddess for life!

TIPS about how to give a Good Chunk of change away...Like whats more humilating then that??? Sacrifice and live with tribute.

1 SAVE SAVE SAVE..atleast 3-5 paychecks

2. Pay your rent 3 months (this allows you to binge give (giving goddesses money or gifts and gifts, works great for hypo slaves)

3.Pay your bills 3 months in advance. This allows you to binge give and not think about Daily bills..paying bills and rent in advance allows you to have to freedom of giving current paychecks away and "appear to be suffering"... But you have prepared for this and its a great experience
especially when you see how happy it makes your goddess. To recieve half a paycheck!

4. Shop, Stock up on can goods, Soups, ramen noodles, dried beans, frozen food, bottled water, snacks you like, Hygiene products.

5. Find your goddess..where ever they are either online or inperson start exploring goddesses. If you are online make sure they are really what they say they are either via Webcam or pictures. Look at there wish list and site and make sure that you can afford to tribute long term

5. Do a few small tributes to a few goddesses until you find the one that you want to rape you Financially. Feel the thrill and see the excitement of the Goddess, see how happy it makes her.

6. NEVER LIE about a tribute or tease a tribute. If you agree to tribute then tribute even if its less then. A Financial Goddess or Dom LOVES money and gifts more than most, Its better to pay a compliment..instead of telling a lie
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7. NEVER Try to to become a MONEY SLAVE or PAY PIG and LIVE check to check follow my tips for saving and you will have money to splurge!!

8. ONCE you find your GODDESS or Fin DOMME then tribute pay bills, Shop, ect. A great Money slave that is prepared to tribute will find pleasure in the fact that they are giving there money away, but humilated at the same time!! So Pay tribute and Spend big!!

Well you can always email me or message me... if you have questions or concerns every situation is different,,but these are the basics and I keep my Financial Slaves working and tributing."

Now isn't that just too damned nice of her to post these tips? A financial domme who doesn't want her pay piggies going broke and even offers these tips to help them stay solvent while tributing her.. Funny, funny shit.


Along that same line, here's the profile of a 48 female dominant in Maryland.. This is apparently one those financial cunts who can't get anyone to go along with her grand plan...

"flakes as slaves, i can't get no one to clean my house, why do you call yourselves slaves if your not doing your fucken jobs

i can't get you to serve, can't get you to drive me to hell, what do you do i can get you to wipe my ass

your not obedient

your not loyal

your not nothing

and the ones who say they want to spoil me and tribute to me that's a flake, go run in the middle of the street with that bull shit

kick rocks, cheap mother fuckers bitch ass punks

i'm a college educated mistress and i look good and i smell good and damit it takes money to be fabulous

yes you have to pay the cost to be with this boss

i don't need you to tell be how beautiful i am i already know that thanks to my dad

 even if you don't want me services can you buy a bitch something off my wish list so being so fucking cheap because yall are starting to piss me the fuck off"

Read this one's journals from the beginning and watch how it evolved to the above whine.



Okay, now I think i'm going to do a bit of a public service announcement.. This is a profile of a 99 female submissive in Arizona and the name is "GrammarGraphics." For those of you whose profiles look anyhthing like the above, contact this person and let her work her magic on your profile.


Ah well.. I really didn't have a lot to say.. Just let this serve as a generic "i'm still here" sort of message.. I make no promises of when i'll post again, but i'm not going anywhere.