Of all of the humor I see on Collarme, I get some of the biggest laughs from seeing profiles where the guy is looking for a doormat with this long list of requirements that must be met before you approach him.You know, approach him to "apply for the position?" Now, you have to make sure you're like the real deal because he's getting too many messages from players and all the other applicants. In other words he expects to be approached, and claims to be getting a good amount of slaves actually approaching him.
Oh come on now, you've seen many profiles like that, haven't ya? Of course you have.
Right then, I believe on the average for every 100 guys looking for the sort of broken person who would be interested in that brand of umm, domination, there are probably one or two such broken women. Would you say that's an accurate assessment of these particular demographics, 100 of these dominants for every one or two broken women? Make no mistake, any woman who would willingly subject herself to the sort of crap MasterDontCareAboutYou wants to do to her, is a broken person.
Yeah, i'd say so too. So, given that... What must we think of the profile that claims they are being approached by many such women? Well, that they're some lying mother fuckers comes to mind right off the bat.
Now, how do we know this, you ask? Because those two broken women are getting so many messages I seriously doubt they have any time on Collarme that isn't devoted to dealing with the massive amount of messages THEY are getting to even know you clowns exist.
You assholes are a dime a dozen and the broken women you seek are the fucking commodity here, not you. Besides, not one of you have anything at all about yourselves in your profiles except for how domly you are and a few catch words like, "well off" or something to that effect... And then have the nerve to get offended when some hot little gold digger comes around looking to get paid.
"Fakes and scammers, stay away!" Yeah, that'll scare em off. Do you dipshits even get that the scammers aren't reading profiles to know that you wish them to stay away from you?
Here's a profile i've seen for quite some time under her current name, and a previous name, and this poor girl has gone through quite a few fake doms..
This is a 50 female submissive in Louisiana, her profile changes quite a lot and this newest version of her profile is one of defeat.. Here, let me show you the new first couple of lines from it.
"No longer looking, have realized because of the ppl on here that have lied to me so much I can't trust anymore."
Yeah, another defeated soul who logged onto CM with high hopes only to have her hopes and dreams shattered by the fake doms and players she's encountered.
Hmm, she has this bit toward the bottom of the profile..
"I look for a Dom that wants a mix of vanilla and bdsm, who is honest, loving and has character. Blonde, blue and curvy and a bit spoiled. Discretion needed will explain."
Uh oh, there's that huge honking red flag waving all over the place.. "Discretion needed, will explain."
Ask her to explain and you'll be told that 10 or so years ago her husband cheated on her and well, payback is a bitch eh? Right, so she's married.
Now, along with the "I'm no longer looking" bit on the front end, she's put this on the back end..
"Xxxxxx - the greek- was a fraud...married. 3rd Dom in a row a fake.....makes one wonder about this site. Xxxxxxxxxx is a fake too, married with 8 kids....my Dom before him was a fake.... I have become a fake magnet lol"
Yeah, i'm not in any way trying to deny there are oodles and oodles of players and spouse cheaters out there.. But after 4 or 5 times getting your ass singed in pretty much the same way, it's probably a good idea to start wondering why it keeps happening instead of not taking responsibility for your own choices and simply blaming the fakes and players.. You know, no matter how many times you watch it, that hail mary pass Brady tried in the Super Bowl fell incomplete.
Start with the pictures, 11 pictures on the profile, 9 of them closeups of her chest and a couple of bare boob pictures. Who would you imagine you're going to be attracting first and foremost? Did you guess people who have been attracted by the bodacious tatas and probably didn't read a word of your fucking profile? Well then you've correctly answered the fucking bonus question.
Okay, okay, as a general rule even women with a couple of non specific, non sexual pictures (Or even no pictures, err or a picture of a lighthouse) are going to attract a lot of players, but must you go out of your way to encourage them?
Right then, YOU'RE cheating on your fucking husband, where the fuck do you get off whining because you ended up hooking up with married guys, also cheating on their spouse? Like attracts like.
Oh yes, and that whole, "no longer looking" bullshit? Right, it's bullshit. You're no longer looking because of all the people who lied to you? Delete your fucking profile and get on with your life. All you're doing with that profile opening is attracting the sort of predator who may not lie to you, but will definitely take full advantage of you being in that sort of vulnerable state... Which in turn gives you yet more to cry about later on down the line.
Speaking of preying upon the vulnerable, i'm reminded of a particular ad that was placed on Craig's List just after Hurricane Katrina hit the New Orleans/Southern Mississippi area. This guy was offering a place to stay for either a single mother or a single woman displaced by the storm. In return for a place to stay, the woman would be required to serve him in much the same way as many of us envision a D/s type relationship.... This would be her repayment for his "kindness." The shitbags are out there, just waiting.
"Imagine a place, a farm, a training center for submissives, servants, maids and slaves. The only way in would by submitting to a contract, you’d write by hand."
"You’d go there out of your free will and you would not leave before the end of the contract.
It would be a place where you’d learn to serve and obey, explore your limitations, gifts, talents and overcome your fears. It would be a safe place and yet frightening, for you’d give up your rights as a free person and become a trainee, a novice in the fine arts of servitude.
There would be a main house, where the trainers and leader would reside, and there would be cells and stables, as sleeping accommodation for the trainees. It would be a like square farm or a roman villa structure, where you’d finally become what deep inside yourself, you had always been."
The above is from a 48/45 Dom/Domme couple in Belgium, and there are other parts of this profile, advertising this place that can only be described as a Slave Utopia. Well, Dom/me Utopia seeing as they are only allowing subs and slaves to "apply."
Right, now this profile contains three photos. Now I swear i'm not making it up, but two of those photos show a woman on a St. Andrews Cross, mouths open and spread eagle....(Two different women) But there's something just under these women's legs.. something blue... A pose ball.
Yep, these pictures are from SecondLife, as is the photo of his "roman villa" he speaks of in the profile. Just Sayin'! Hey if you apply for this, get ready to have to download SecondLife.
I've been having a bit of fun trying to find some of the people my new favorite profile tootrue2 speaks of in her journals. She likes to give them cute nicknames such as "Motorcycle Dom" and "Rollercoaster Dom."
So, let's have a look at Motorcycle Dom and Rollercoaster Dom and even though these two have been well and fully taken to the proverbial woodshed by tootrue2, I just can't resist picking at the scabs a little.
Right then..
Let's start with Roller Coaster Dom, a 65 male dominant in Massachusetts..
"Consent is not something that is debated at every turn. It is given once and only after trust and thought have gone into it. Period. After that, all is left to the Dominant. No challenging his decisions. You have given control and that is that."
I actually don't disagree with the first part of this, consent not being debated at every turn.... And he seems to understand that this consent is not given at the drop of a hat, so we'll give him that one... Up until the point where the submissive doesn't feel as if she is getting what she signed up for, or perhaps no longer getting it. Then guess what happens?
"Withdraw your consent and the relationship is at a end."
Yeah, no shit? I think that's rather a clue the relationship is at an end. She don't want you no mo'. Hey, at least he's not one of those, "no hope of release" sort of folks.. although this next bit rather seems to indicate it's what he'd prefer.
"I Believe you should conceptualize this as a Roller Coaster Ride. Once started, you cannot stop in the middle of the ride and say " This is too steep! Let me off!" You either ride the ride to the end or don't get on."
And now, the comment that is reponsible for the nickname tootrue2 gave him.
What an absolute assinine comment to make. Especially when it comes on the heels of his own words about withdrawing consent. Withdrawing consent is something he doesn't feel should be an option.
"For those of you who approach a Dominant with a long list of limits, perhaps you should rethink your orientation. Most submissive limits lists are nothing more than a sad attempt to top from the bottom."
Awww shit, and hereeeeeeee we go! The old tried and true fallback to explain anything not of their ideals of submissive behavior, "topping from the bottom." Because DAMMIT, a submissive should NEVER have the sort of fucking intelligence or self worth (Preservation?)it takes to say, "You know, I don't want certain things to be done to me."
Heh, let's couple that topping from the bottom comment with the last two lines of his profile...
"I am prepared to accept supplications from an INTELLIGENT submissive/slave that desire to expand their real time personal experiences."
Dude, You really shouldn't say you're seeking someone who is intelligent... And then go off on rants about when they actually use said intelligence you say you seek, to determine that perhaps there are certain activities or parts of this scene they don't want to explore.
No, really I get what you're saying, though.. By "intelligent" you mean someone who recognizes you for the all encompassing, all knowing MASTER you are, right?
All right then, let's move along to Motorcycle Dom.. This is a 50 male dominant in Massachusetts. Point of interest, tootrue2 does the majority of her posts about those in Mass, but i've seen some recent ones from other places, look out :-P
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This cat is looking for the "total package" and tootrue2 rips his ass for some of the things said slave must be when he's not exactly the total package himself..
Now, after reading this guys profile, there's some fucking funny shit in there beginning with the paragragh that starts out with, "About me:"
Just WOW!! Works in the hotel industry in upper management, UPPER fucking MANANGEMENT!!.. A scuba diving "dive master".. a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, PLUS!!! a former member of the armed forces, the Green Berets.
Eh I really wish you assholes who claim to have been a Navy Seal, or a Ranger or anything of the sort would get it that the sort of person who was REALLY a member of those organizations generally don't talk about it. They don't use that shit to get laid is what I mean. And how come no one ever puts in their profile that they were a supply clerk in the Army?
Right, the one picture of this guy is of a errrr.... typical white collar type,*smirk* jeans and Patriot's jacket, snot rag hanging from a pocket.. You know, the sort of shit upper management types tend to wear when they go out in public and pose for photos in front of buildings.
Seriously, being an accounting clerk at a medium sized hotel is NOT upper management. Besides, why even mention you're in fucking upper management (tranlates into, "makes the big bucks", don't deny it, dipshit.) then go on to state you refuse to be someone's sugar daddy? Dude, making the big bucks is the only fucking chance someone like you has to find the head turning total package you want.
Anyhow, there is one line in this profile that flat out tells you this moron is totally clueless..
"I am strict and very demanding, I hate failure in a submissive /slave."
Now, what exactly can be construed as failure in a submissive or slave when the prevailing opinion of the community at large, (Not that i've polled them but I believe most would ageee on this) is that a submissive or slave directly reflects upon the dominant, yes, yes?
So that means if there is a failure, guess whose fault it is? It has to be the dominant's seeing as the general consensus for this type of person is that the submissive is basically nothing without her dominant to "guide" her on her journey.
And why is it these sorts feel the need to add one or more photos of some hot woman in their profile, in some wide open pose?
Hmmm, I must have writer's block the past few months.. All of a sudden the lulz are just jumping out at me in profiles i've seen before but didn't see the funny in them..
I'm not gonna speculate too much.. just gonna keep on keeping on..
Laterz
Friday, May 11, 2012
Monday, May 7, 2012
I'm going to start this one off by talking about something that has nothing to do with CM or BDSM...
The Rock n Roll Hall of Pretentious Critics. AKA, The Rock n Roll Hall of Fame. I think it's a great idea to enshrine some of Rock n Roll's greats in a Hall of Fame. But, I simply cannot take them seriously when they induct someone such as Laura Nyro and the Beastie Boys, and bands like Kiss, Rush, and Jethro Tull are snubbed year after year.
Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with Laura Nyro being enshrined in this hallowed (snicker) institution, and I only laugh a little (OKay, a lot) when I hear the name of the Beastie Boys and Hall of Fame in the same breath. But come on!
Here are the criteria for enshrinement.
"Artists become eligible for induction 25 years after the release of their first record. Criteria include the influence and significance of the artists’ contributions to the development and perpetuation of rock and roll.
The Foundation’s nominating committee, composed of rock and roll historians, selects nominees each year in the Performer category. Ballots are then sent to an international voting body of more than 500 rock experts. Those performers who receive the highest number of votes - and more than 50 percent of the vote - are inducted. The Foundation generally inducts five to seven performers each year."
Like them or not, how can any reasonable person say that a band like Kiss doesn't belong in such a Hall of Fame using that criteria?
Kiss are a prime example of a band making it big without being critically acclaimed. In fact, critics do not like Kiss at all, so they took their case to the ones who REALLY matter, the people.They're the ultimate road warriors.
The one thing Kiss did the critics actually liked was an album no Kiss fan wanted in 1981,(Note to Kiss: We want it NOW.. Play The Fucking Oath for fuck's fake!) and an album the band still distances themselves from. Especially the sort of critics who get to vote on who gets enshrined. Make no mistake, these are not "rock experts" doing the voting, these are hand picked by Rolling Stone magazine.
Okay, i'm a Kiss fan and I admit this freely, but how about some of these other acts who are not in the hall of fame?
Joan Baez. Joe Cocker. Deep Purple. Devo. The Guess Who. Stevie Ray Vaughn. Joan Jett. Styx. Moody Blues. Warren Zevon. Jethro Tull, and Rush. There are others of course, that's just a small example of the sort of acts excluded while The Beastie Boys are inducted.
Rolling Stone magazine contributor Dave Marsh, who is on the Hall of Fame nominating committee said this once of KISS:
"Kiss is not a great band, Kiss was never a great band, Kiss never will be a great band, and I have done my share to keep them off the ballot."--Dave Marsh, Rolling Stone Magazine."
Kiss are not great musicians, a fact Gene Simmons stated himself way back in the 70's. But not a great band? C'mon man.
My only hope is that when/if they ever do selct Kiss for enshrinement, Kiss will do the right thing and decline the "honor." But knowing Gene Simmons, it will trigger a classic Kiss marketing blitz hyping it to the moon and beyond. And why not? Hype is what their brand of Rock n Roll is all about, no one does it better and they've been doing it 40 years.
Best of all? They deliver on all the hype.
Right then, back to our regularily scheduled bit of satire.
For some reason, the profile of MstressAriel is no longer there. Deleted or just lost? Hmm, Seems strange that the real profile gets deleted and the joke profile remains untouched. At least of this writing, it's still there. The UltimateDomme profile I mean.
Perhaps that will change now that i'm mentioning it. I've honestly not expected the UltimateDomme profile to last as long as it did, that it has while the profile containing my real identity gets deleted is frankly pretty fucking funny.
Now, if UD ever does get deleted from CollarMe, i'll not be waging some sort of campaign to protest or anything like that. In fact if that happens UltimateDomme will simply cease to exist. Really, if a CM Admin had ever messaged and told me to cool it with my blog, I would have.
I got a message from an 18 male dominant from Gillingham,Kent in the UK.. The message itself was nothing more that an offer for a partnership. Well wait, here it is.
"hey there beautiful. fancy a partnership"
The profile is empty with the exception of one photo. Try to imagine the Harry Potter actor in say the 2nd movie in the series, give him blonde hair instead of black and you get this kid.
No no, this kid seriously looks like he is no more than 12 years old. Now you know I just HAD to mention this to him...
"Shouldn't you be out playing football for your Jr. High School?"
Right then, by football I of course mean soccer because really a mousey 12 year old Harry Potter lookalike has no business putting on the pads and playing American Football, but that's off point.
So what IS the point, you ask? The same as it was before, looks may not be everything, but there's no way possible anyone could take someone claiming to be a dominant seriously who looks like his only worry should be whether or not he will pass 7th grade math.
Here's a profile that starts out by uniquely stating right up front that he is married and is only seeking online.. and after the usual nonsense about his wife being vanilla and all that crap he goes on to state that his perfect fit would be someone who is also seeking strictly online. So far so good, yes?
It's a 26 male dominant in Florida and after the above introduction the profile then heads out in another direction.. He speaks a little of his D/s ideas and the like.. and then goes on to list TWENTY-SIX, yes 26 requirements for his "strictly online" slave.
1. Fully Bisexual. 2. Good Appearance. 3. Duties such as cooking and cleaning. 4.Poly. 5.STD Free. 6.Possible for kids later on. 7.He claims the right to dictate tattoos/piercings. 8.Work is undecided. 9.His limits, doesn't care about yours. 10. Pain.. expect it. 11.Limited puclic display. 12.Humiliation, expect it. 13. Dress.. Of course to his specification. 14. Orgasms, don't expect many. 15.Punishment, but of course. 16. Breasts, unless you have DD naturals or implants, you'll be taking breast enlargement pills. 17. Healthcare, he will provide. 18. Slave Hierarchy. 19. If you're a switch you may be permitted to domiante other slaves, but never expect to be dominant over HIM.. oh no no.. 19 again, Hair, on head, yes. all other places, no. 20. Full service. 21. You will practice good hygiene at all times. 22. Safe Sex, bareback always perferred but anyone you fuck will have been tested. 23. Obedience, this should be your only pleasure, obeying. 24. Safe word okay in the beginning, but not later. 25. Recruitment, you will be required at all times to be on the lookout. 26. Your attitude, must be respectful toward him..
Yeah, it was actually 27 since 19 was used twice. Those are just the bullet points, this cat gives an explanation of each one. It's a long profile.
Eh.. errrr.. All of this for a strictly online relationship?
Find this profile and you'll also be treated to a journal entry detailing your first three days with him.... It's written as if this is actually happening in a face to face meeting, and it talks of not being fed and kept in the kennel for 72 hours.. so on and so forth..
One of the funniest profiles i've seen in awhile.
And now a disclaimer. The writer of this blog claims or accepts no responsibility for you spewing liquids out of your nose while reading this blog. This is simply a friendly reminder about drinking diet pepsi (Or anything else) while reading my ramblings... Even if you are the owner of my new favorite profile.
Heh, one of the three alberta fakes has flown the coop. WendyWendyWendy has moved from Alberta and is now located in Connecticut, USA. Oh dear me. Hmmm, wonder if he moved to be closer to Cory4u who of course relocated his profile to Minnesota? Heh. he put new photos up of a completely different person.
Moving right along... here's a 55 female submissive in Pennsylvania and the profile itself is nothing out of the ordinary, but her latest journal entry is a bit.. errr.. dramatic.
"It recently came to my attention that my password had been STOLEN on another site that i was on a lot by someone I trusted with my life and loved with all my heart! I will never trust or love again....."
You trusted them with your life and loved with all your heart.... Yet your issue here is your password on another kink site was stolen? Are you sure you don't mean you gave him the password and he did some naughty things with your photos on that other site?
But never trust or love again because your password on a kink site got hijacked by someone? Let's keep it in perspective, miss Drama Queen.
Here's a little something from the Truth in Advertising files.
This person's name (A financial cunt just to point it out) is DoWhatYourTold24. Here's the first line of the profile.
"IN NEED OF A ENGLISH HOMEWORK BITCH!"
MmmHmm. Yes, I'd say that is something you're very much in need of finding.
Ah, not too much to say this time around.. I just woke up this morning and decided I wanted to make a new post. Pretty sick that I can just decide that and be able to find the lulz to post that quickly huh?
Right then.. laterz.
The Rock n Roll Hall of Pretentious Critics. AKA, The Rock n Roll Hall of Fame. I think it's a great idea to enshrine some of Rock n Roll's greats in a Hall of Fame. But, I simply cannot take them seriously when they induct someone such as Laura Nyro and the Beastie Boys, and bands like Kiss, Rush, and Jethro Tull are snubbed year after year.
Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with Laura Nyro being enshrined in this hallowed (snicker) institution, and I only laugh a little (OKay, a lot) when I hear the name of the Beastie Boys and Hall of Fame in the same breath. But come on!
Here are the criteria for enshrinement.
"Artists become eligible for induction 25 years after the release of their first record. Criteria include the influence and significance of the artists’ contributions to the development and perpetuation of rock and roll.
The Foundation’s nominating committee, composed of rock and roll historians, selects nominees each year in the Performer category. Ballots are then sent to an international voting body of more than 500 rock experts. Those performers who receive the highest number of votes - and more than 50 percent of the vote - are inducted. The Foundation generally inducts five to seven performers each year."
Like them or not, how can any reasonable person say that a band like Kiss doesn't belong in such a Hall of Fame using that criteria?
Kiss are a prime example of a band making it big without being critically acclaimed. In fact, critics do not like Kiss at all, so they took their case to the ones who REALLY matter, the people.They're the ultimate road warriors.
The one thing Kiss did the critics actually liked was an album no Kiss fan wanted in 1981,(Note to Kiss: We want it NOW.. Play The Fucking Oath for fuck's fake!) and an album the band still distances themselves from. Especially the sort of critics who get to vote on who gets enshrined. Make no mistake, these are not "rock experts" doing the voting, these are hand picked by Rolling Stone magazine.
Okay, i'm a Kiss fan and I admit this freely, but how about some of these other acts who are not in the hall of fame?
Joan Baez. Joe Cocker. Deep Purple. Devo. The Guess Who. Stevie Ray Vaughn. Joan Jett. Styx. Moody Blues. Warren Zevon. Jethro Tull, and Rush. There are others of course, that's just a small example of the sort of acts excluded while The Beastie Boys are inducted.
Rolling Stone magazine contributor Dave Marsh, who is on the Hall of Fame nominating committee said this once of KISS:
"Kiss is not a great band, Kiss was never a great band, Kiss never will be a great band, and I have done my share to keep them off the ballot."--Dave Marsh, Rolling Stone Magazine."
Kiss are not great musicians, a fact Gene Simmons stated himself way back in the 70's. But not a great band? C'mon man.
My only hope is that when/if they ever do selct Kiss for enshrinement, Kiss will do the right thing and decline the "honor." But knowing Gene Simmons, it will trigger a classic Kiss marketing blitz hyping it to the moon and beyond. And why not? Hype is what their brand of Rock n Roll is all about, no one does it better and they've been doing it 40 years.
Best of all? They deliver on all the hype.
Right then, back to our regularily scheduled bit of satire.
For some reason, the profile of MstressAriel is no longer there. Deleted or just lost? Hmm, Seems strange that the real profile gets deleted and the joke profile remains untouched. At least of this writing, it's still there. The UltimateDomme profile I mean.
Perhaps that will change now that i'm mentioning it. I've honestly not expected the UltimateDomme profile to last as long as it did, that it has while the profile containing my real identity gets deleted is frankly pretty fucking funny.
Now, if UD ever does get deleted from CollarMe, i'll not be waging some sort of campaign to protest or anything like that. In fact if that happens UltimateDomme will simply cease to exist. Really, if a CM Admin had ever messaged and told me to cool it with my blog, I would have.
I got a message from an 18 male dominant from Gillingham,Kent in the UK.. The message itself was nothing more that an offer for a partnership. Well wait, here it is.
"hey there beautiful. fancy a partnership"
The profile is empty with the exception of one photo. Try to imagine the Harry Potter actor in say the 2nd movie in the series, give him blonde hair instead of black and you get this kid.
No no, this kid seriously looks like he is no more than 12 years old. Now you know I just HAD to mention this to him...
"Shouldn't you be out playing football for your Jr. High School?"
Right then, by football I of course mean soccer because really a mousey 12 year old Harry Potter lookalike has no business putting on the pads and playing American Football, but that's off point.
So what IS the point, you ask? The same as it was before, looks may not be everything, but there's no way possible anyone could take someone claiming to be a dominant seriously who looks like his only worry should be whether or not he will pass 7th grade math.
Here's a profile that starts out by uniquely stating right up front that he is married and is only seeking online.. and after the usual nonsense about his wife being vanilla and all that crap he goes on to state that his perfect fit would be someone who is also seeking strictly online. So far so good, yes?
It's a 26 male dominant in Florida and after the above introduction the profile then heads out in another direction.. He speaks a little of his D/s ideas and the like.. and then goes on to list TWENTY-SIX, yes 26 requirements for his "strictly online" slave.
1. Fully Bisexual. 2. Good Appearance. 3. Duties such as cooking and cleaning. 4.Poly. 5.STD Free. 6.Possible for kids later on. 7.He claims the right to dictate tattoos/piercings. 8.Work is undecided. 9.His limits, doesn't care about yours. 10. Pain.. expect it. 11.Limited puclic display. 12.Humiliation, expect it. 13. Dress.. Of course to his specification. 14. Orgasms, don't expect many. 15.Punishment, but of course. 16. Breasts, unless you have DD naturals or implants, you'll be taking breast enlargement pills. 17. Healthcare, he will provide. 18. Slave Hierarchy. 19. If you're a switch you may be permitted to domiante other slaves, but never expect to be dominant over HIM.. oh no no.. 19 again, Hair, on head, yes. all other places, no. 20. Full service. 21. You will practice good hygiene at all times. 22. Safe Sex, bareback always perferred but anyone you fuck will have been tested. 23. Obedience, this should be your only pleasure, obeying. 24. Safe word okay in the beginning, but not later. 25. Recruitment, you will be required at all times to be on the lookout. 26. Your attitude, must be respectful toward him..
Yeah, it was actually 27 since 19 was used twice. Those are just the bullet points, this cat gives an explanation of each one. It's a long profile.
Eh.. errrr.. All of this for a strictly online relationship?
Find this profile and you'll also be treated to a journal entry detailing your first three days with him.... It's written as if this is actually happening in a face to face meeting, and it talks of not being fed and kept in the kennel for 72 hours.. so on and so forth..
One of the funniest profiles i've seen in awhile.
And now a disclaimer. The writer of this blog claims or accepts no responsibility for you spewing liquids out of your nose while reading this blog. This is simply a friendly reminder about drinking diet pepsi (Or anything else) while reading my ramblings... Even if you are the owner of my new favorite profile.
Heh, one of the three alberta fakes has flown the coop. WendyWendyWendy has moved from Alberta and is now located in Connecticut, USA. Oh dear me. Hmmm, wonder if he moved to be closer to Cory4u who of course relocated his profile to Minnesota? Heh. he put new photos up of a completely different person.
Moving right along... here's a 55 female submissive in Pennsylvania and the profile itself is nothing out of the ordinary, but her latest journal entry is a bit.. errr.. dramatic.
"It recently came to my attention that my password had been STOLEN on another site that i was on a lot by someone I trusted with my life and loved with all my heart! I will never trust or love again....."
You trusted them with your life and loved with all your heart.... Yet your issue here is your password on another kink site was stolen? Are you sure you don't mean you gave him the password and he did some naughty things with your photos on that other site?
But never trust or love again because your password on a kink site got hijacked by someone? Let's keep it in perspective, miss Drama Queen.
Here's a little something from the Truth in Advertising files.
This person's name (A financial cunt just to point it out) is DoWhatYourTold24. Here's the first line of the profile.
"IN NEED OF A ENGLISH HOMEWORK BITCH!"
MmmHmm. Yes, I'd say that is something you're very much in need of finding.
Ah, not too much to say this time around.. I just woke up this morning and decided I wanted to make a new post. Pretty sick that I can just decide that and be able to find the lulz to post that quickly huh?
Right then.. laterz.
Thursday, April 19, 2012
Back again...
Hey, I've got something to Say!
Yeah I know, as if that's anything new, right?
Since I posted my last entry i've gotten some very good comments and questions on Collarme... I'd like to take a few minutes to answer them.
I've mentioned quite a few times about people with the same typing styles, and I was asked a question in reference to that.
A typing or writing style is as unique as a fingerprint. Turns of a phrase, punctuation, emphasis, sentence structure, and many other little "quirks" make up one's style.
A couple of examples of the last couple of times i've mentioned it... Three people who are supposed to live in the same house, their profiles use the same sort of rambling, frequently sidetracked sort of paragragh styling. Along with that, they make the same sort of mispellings, and the same turns of a phrase.
To the "well known Pro Domme" who left the comment here, I was not "nit picking" their spelling, (Really, I only make fun of spelling when that person is ranting about dumb people and shit like that.) that was just one of the things that jumped out at me when looking at the writing in the three profiles, the letters sent to me, and your recent comment. It was not a difficult leap to get there. It's clear all three profiles are being operated by the same person. The message sent to me that was full of holes only solidified it, really.
Another example is an owned submissive female who while chatting with some folks on Yahoo apparently had enough of the morons she was chatting with so went off to fetch her master to take over the keyboard. When master starts to type and set the moron straight, this cat was using the same SORT of "EMPHASIS" on certain WORDS, along with the same sort of quirk, the usage of three dashes (--- instead of three dots... Rather unique.) to separate some sentences.
Further, when viewing the guy's CM profile it was clearly not written the way he was typing, as he was typing in the same fashion as HER profile is written. Bottom line, the keyboard never changed hands during those chats.
In other words, I didn't just come out of left field and made some shit up just to have something to post, I actually researched it. I'm not making accusations, i'm making observations.
Two people since the last posting asked me if I were an Admin of Collarme, and a third asked if CM knew about my blog and what do they think about it.
No, I am not now nor have I ever been an admin of Collarme, or affiliated with them in any way with the exception that I have a profile on there.
I don't know for sure if they know about it, but I do know my profile has been reported a few times so it's a good bet they are aware of the profile. As for what they think about it, I couldn't tell you as no one from CM has ever contacted me. If I had to guess, I would say they would not give it their approval.
I was defending them in my last post because I was frankly tired of seeing all the misinformed who like to accuse them of the things I spoke of in the last post. Not that I expect what I posted to change anyone's mind on the matter, some people just see conspiracy everywere.
There was also one derisive comment about how all I want is for people to go to my site and read my dribble.
Well... Yeah that's rather the reason I post on the two journals that i've updated the blog and give the site address for it. I admit it, I want people to read my blog. As for calling it dribble, not a problem. I'm sure there are many who don't like what i'm writing and it doesn't bother me.
I give this same advice to anyone who messages with those sorts of comments. My advice to them is to put my profile on hide so that it does not come up when you're browsing. If you do that, your problem is solved and I cease to exist in your online world.
I want to direct you all to a profile on collarme that is beyond funny. The person's name is "tootrue2" and she's been around since November, slicing morons apart in her journals. I saw some of the things i've covered in her journals, and found myself not able to stop myself from reading all the way through it, giggling every fucking second of the time. Here's a little example.
""So for those that have not responded back to me, here is a nice hearty message back to you "KISS MY ASS".
Wow, way to go dommy guy. A bunch of people aren't nice to you online and you have a little tantrum in your journal. Do you think that might increase your chances of making contact with women here?
Uh ... no genius it won't. You made yourself sound like a jerk and trust me, you've just made even MORE subs less likely to ever respond to you.
You know ... lots of you guys could use a little marketing course."
Check it out and you'll see what I mean, the profile is fucking brilliant. I say that not just because she sees things in much the same way I do, but for that reason if no other, I think she's brilliant.
Yeah, I have a bit of an ego.. So what?
Here's something that had me literally pointing at the computer screen, mouth hanging open, going..."But... But..."
Anyway, this profile was a 36 female slave in New York who in a journal entry posted a warning about someone who "tricked" her into sending photos for the purpose of blackmail. That went wrong because he was going to use said photos to start a new account.
So, this profile had about 14 pictures of this woman with cocks in her mouth, legs up with a plug in her ass.. and other things of that nature.. Most of these same photos clearly show her face.. In fact all but one show her face.
Ummm.. Errr.. So what the fuck kind of pictures could you have sent that were any more compromising than the ones already on your profile that anyone could simply save to their computer, and used those to start this new account?
She calls the person who did this a "picture thief"..Err... But.. But.. But..
You GAVE him the fucking pictures! You do realize that if you give someone consent to blackmail you, they're most likely going to do things with the information you've given them that you're not going to like? You know, things such as using your photos for a new account that he's going to use to trade photos of young girls.
Oh yes, the person she was referring to? Ah you know him, it's the world famous BillBoston, who is responsible for Sandra68, Sandra688 and DarcyMistress just to name a few.. Accounts that are used to trade photos of young girls.
Here's a message I got on MstressAriel from a 46 female switch in Florida that left me weak in the knees and whimpering.
Well no, actually I was pissing myself laughing.
"Mistress
I am looking for someone to break my son of his desire to suck cock. He is a teenager and has a great buble butt. I have fucked him and allowed him to fill my mouth and pussy with his load.... he still sucks cock... can u help, please ?"
Could I stop myself from answering this message? Hmmm?
Oh hell no I couldn't.
"Yeah, I can help. Stop staring at your son's ass, cool it on sucking his cock and letting him fuck you. If he wants to suck cock, let him. I don't think i'd tell your fiancee what you just told me, though.. Just sayin'."
Interestingly enough, I didn't get a reply.
Well, I didn't have much to say this time.. But it's only been a couple of days since the last post. I'll be back though, count on it.
Yeah I know, as if that's anything new, right?
Since I posted my last entry i've gotten some very good comments and questions on Collarme... I'd like to take a few minutes to answer them.
I've mentioned quite a few times about people with the same typing styles, and I was asked a question in reference to that.
A typing or writing style is as unique as a fingerprint. Turns of a phrase, punctuation, emphasis, sentence structure, and many other little "quirks" make up one's style.
A couple of examples of the last couple of times i've mentioned it... Three people who are supposed to live in the same house, their profiles use the same sort of rambling, frequently sidetracked sort of paragragh styling. Along with that, they make the same sort of mispellings, and the same turns of a phrase.
To the "well known Pro Domme" who left the comment here, I was not "nit picking" their spelling, (Really, I only make fun of spelling when that person is ranting about dumb people and shit like that.) that was just one of the things that jumped out at me when looking at the writing in the three profiles, the letters sent to me, and your recent comment. It was not a difficult leap to get there. It's clear all three profiles are being operated by the same person. The message sent to me that was full of holes only solidified it, really.
Another example is an owned submissive female who while chatting with some folks on Yahoo apparently had enough of the morons she was chatting with so went off to fetch her master to take over the keyboard. When master starts to type and set the moron straight, this cat was using the same SORT of "EMPHASIS" on certain WORDS, along with the same sort of quirk, the usage of three dashes (--- instead of three dots... Rather unique.) to separate some sentences.
Further, when viewing the guy's CM profile it was clearly not written the way he was typing, as he was typing in the same fashion as HER profile is written. Bottom line, the keyboard never changed hands during those chats.
In other words, I didn't just come out of left field and made some shit up just to have something to post, I actually researched it. I'm not making accusations, i'm making observations.
Two people since the last posting asked me if I were an Admin of Collarme, and a third asked if CM knew about my blog and what do they think about it.
No, I am not now nor have I ever been an admin of Collarme, or affiliated with them in any way with the exception that I have a profile on there.
I don't know for sure if they know about it, but I do know my profile has been reported a few times so it's a good bet they are aware of the profile. As for what they think about it, I couldn't tell you as no one from CM has ever contacted me. If I had to guess, I would say they would not give it their approval.
I was defending them in my last post because I was frankly tired of seeing all the misinformed who like to accuse them of the things I spoke of in the last post. Not that I expect what I posted to change anyone's mind on the matter, some people just see conspiracy everywere.
There was also one derisive comment about how all I want is for people to go to my site and read my dribble.
Well... Yeah that's rather the reason I post on the two journals that i've updated the blog and give the site address for it. I admit it, I want people to read my blog. As for calling it dribble, not a problem. I'm sure there are many who don't like what i'm writing and it doesn't bother me.
I give this same advice to anyone who messages with those sorts of comments. My advice to them is to put my profile on hide so that it does not come up when you're browsing. If you do that, your problem is solved and I cease to exist in your online world.
I want to direct you all to a profile on collarme that is beyond funny. The person's name is "tootrue2" and she's been around since November, slicing morons apart in her journals. I saw some of the things i've covered in her journals, and found myself not able to stop myself from reading all the way through it, giggling every fucking second of the time. Here's a little example.
""So for those that have not responded back to me, here is a nice hearty message back to you "KISS MY ASS".
Wow, way to go dommy guy. A bunch of people aren't nice to you online and you have a little tantrum in your journal. Do you think that might increase your chances of making contact with women here?
Uh ... no genius it won't. You made yourself sound like a jerk and trust me, you've just made even MORE subs less likely to ever respond to you.
You know ... lots of you guys could use a little marketing course."
Check it out and you'll see what I mean, the profile is fucking brilliant. I say that not just because she sees things in much the same way I do, but for that reason if no other, I think she's brilliant.
Yeah, I have a bit of an ego.. So what?
Here's something that had me literally pointing at the computer screen, mouth hanging open, going..."But... But..."
Anyway, this profile was a 36 female slave in New York who in a journal entry posted a warning about someone who "tricked" her into sending photos for the purpose of blackmail. That went wrong because he was going to use said photos to start a new account.
So, this profile had about 14 pictures of this woman with cocks in her mouth, legs up with a plug in her ass.. and other things of that nature.. Most of these same photos clearly show her face.. In fact all but one show her face.
Ummm.. Errr.. So what the fuck kind of pictures could you have sent that were any more compromising than the ones already on your profile that anyone could simply save to their computer, and used those to start this new account?
She calls the person who did this a "picture thief"..Err... But.. But.. But..
You GAVE him the fucking pictures! You do realize that if you give someone consent to blackmail you, they're most likely going to do things with the information you've given them that you're not going to like? You know, things such as using your photos for a new account that he's going to use to trade photos of young girls.
Oh yes, the person she was referring to? Ah you know him, it's the world famous BillBoston, who is responsible for Sandra68, Sandra688 and DarcyMistress just to name a few.. Accounts that are used to trade photos of young girls.
Here's a message I got on MstressAriel from a 46 female switch in Florida that left me weak in the knees and whimpering.
Well no, actually I was pissing myself laughing.
"Mistress
I am looking for someone to break my son of his desire to suck cock. He is a teenager and has a great buble butt. I have fucked him and allowed him to fill my mouth and pussy with his load.... he still sucks cock... can u help, please ?"
Could I stop myself from answering this message? Hmmm?
Oh hell no I couldn't.
"Yeah, I can help. Stop staring at your son's ass, cool it on sucking his cock and letting him fuck you. If he wants to suck cock, let him. I don't think i'd tell your fiancee what you just told me, though.. Just sayin'."
Interestingly enough, I didn't get a reply.
Well, I didn't have much to say this time.. But it's only been a couple of days since the last post. I'll be back though, count on it.
Monday, April 16, 2012
Before I get into this post, I want to bring some folks up to date on UltimateDomme. To repeat what I posted over a year ago.. The real me on Collarme is MstressAriel. I know, now you're all disappointed that i'm really a middle aged broad and not the 24 year old hottie that is on the UltimateDomme profile.
I only mention it again because i've been getting asked quite a bit as to my real identity, and I fully understand people not wanting to read through this entire blog to find that information, so there is it again.
Well, I have another reason for posting that again. I've gotten one comment here on this blog, and another message on collarme that the UltimateDomme profile crashes their browser when it comes up. If that happens to you, let me know on the MstressAriel name. I'll delete and restart the account if need be.
Over the year and a half that i've been doing this blog, i've several times made mention of some of the various sites out there that are geared toward catching out fakes on Collarme.
The latest one is of course, Collarmefakes.com
I laugh at that site, just as I did at other sites of the same nature because they absurdly believe they're making some sort of difference, and providing a service to the kink community. They are not. All the fakes simply create new profiles and continue on their merry way. They're entertaining in much the same way as Nimbus and his collarmebusts website and the catchafake2 one. It was hilariously funny to see him on collarme after creating yet another new account after getting one deleted.
Actually it seems the active moderators on collarmefakes have something against collarme itself. Madman (One of the Super Moderators) posted in his "list of newest scammers!" post that he had a conversation with an admin of collarme who said they allow and promote the scammers because they get a cut of what they take in.
I'd LOVE to see the transcript of that particular conversation (If it actually happened) with a collarme admin admitting such a thing.
"Had a lengthy discussion with one of the Admins of collarme this morning. I learned that cm is promoting or allowing all of the above mentioned profiles as it receives a cut in the profit for the idjuts that actually pay money to the promoters of said profiles. So don't expect to see them go any time soon." <--- Madman on 2-21-2012.
Something like that should it be made public and proven to be true would go a long way toward getting that site off the Internet, don't you think? Exposing them as being in cahoots with the scammers would certainly be enough to really damage CM. It could very well even end in a courtroom if they were to be proven to be actively participating in a scam.
Do you believe that an Admin of Collarme actually told someone the above? I don't believe it for a second. In fact, that claim made on collarmefakes is very probably actionable. He posted that claim but made no attempt to back it up.
There's a definite agenda on that site and it's directed against CollarMe.
Collarme is a free, anonymous site to us the end users, and they make their money with those ads on the right hand of the screen, the minutes they sell on their movies section, and the products they sell in their bdsm gear section. Just look at the advertising section of the site, they get 325 dollars a week for a text ad and they are waitlisted on space for those ads. Even Fetlife has those ads and i'm sure they get paid for them just as collarme does.
Collarmefakes site's stated purpose even goes as far as to blame collarme for all the fakes and scammers who show up to create accounts on their anonymous site.(You don't have to give any information about yourself, much the same as Fetlife.) They've mentioned how CM deletes journals that have a list of fakes and what not. Collarme doesn't allow blacklists for the very simple reason as there is no accountability for the information contained in those lists. For that reason, when someone posts in their CM profile a link to the site that is there to provide such a blacklist, it is deleted. (Not just collarmefakes, does anyone remember Nimbus and his collarmebusts site? His user name kept getting deleted and he kept coming back with a higher number appended to his name.)
Oh, they can't stop you from creating a site to post your blacklists, but they certainly can stop you from advertising it on their site.
Now, i'm not just guessing at the reason CM doesn't allow blacklists.. Here's the actual post in their forums from 2007 expaining it.
"This issue comes up so often in posts by new members that we felt it necessary to make a special post about this one issue. To be sure, there are all kinds of people in the world and, given that we (like other public websites) don't have the ability to dictate who joins our website, you will meet all kinds of people here; some very nice (like yourself), some not so much. It is perhaps for this reason that new users are wont to post about their bad experiences with this or that person or even come up with the very original idea of making a list of all the "bad" users on the site. As has been recounted countless times, the fundamental flaw with this idea is not that it is ill intended, it is that there is not, nor can there be, any fact checking of such claims.
If you still believe that blacklists are a good idea then consider the following thought experiment. Suppose that someone made up a malicious and horrible lie about you and posted it to a blacklist on the forum. Would you want us to take it down after you informed us of your innocence or would you be fine with us leaving it up despite your most impassioned pleas that the facts alleged about you were false? It is a pretty safe bet that you would want those false claims removed in a hurry. Now let us suppose that true claims are posted about a real jerk attesting to what a jerk he is. Further suppose that this jerk approaches us with the same passion you did, demanding that the true assertions about him are false and must be remove immediately. Both you and the other user come to us claiming passionately to be innocent but which one are we to believe? When you know the answer to that question, you will know why blacklists are not permitted."
Also, many people make a big deal out of the fact you cannot write the word FETLIFE on your CM profile. Many of these same people think it's because CM is afraid of the "competition." But, while Fetlife is a free site to join, there is an "elite" or supporter's level that costs 5 dollars a month. And that my friends, makes Fetlife a pay site.. Guess what you cannot advertise on Collarme? That's right, paysites. It doesn't matter that you can do a lot for free, the existence of the supporter level makes it a paysite and Fetlife does not pay for advertising on Collarme.
The lack of accountability of blacklist sites came into question on the first major thread on the site. It was the thread with the huge list of people listed as fakes. The reason they were fake? They didn't answer messages. It was a piss poor reason which blonde2bebound (The other active super moderator) correctly pointed out in the thread called, "Multiples by names..... just for one month." (Point of interest, that was the thread that I originally mentioned when I first spoke of that site on this blog.It was my offer of a possible explanation as to why there was a sudden influx of domimant women viewing profiles.)
When further pressured as to the credibility of the information posted on the site, Madman came up with this mind boggling explanation.
"If we, as moderators, removed every post we thought was not credible, 95% of the posts that are here now would be gone. We, ourselves, could be taken as fakes or scams or that we were trying to promote the scams and fakes on cm. We rely on honesty and trust of others when they make these posts. Removing them would say we have no faith or trust in what this site is originally intended for." <--- Madman on 8-6-11
Seriously? 95% of the messages calling out fakes are not credible?
Well, that's what he said.. Of course that was immediately followed up by someone telling him failure to cull the not credible posts would put the site's credibility at risk. Clearly, this site was intended as nothing more than just another place to create blacklists. It even enouraged people to create fake profiles to go on collarme and direct people to collarmefakes.com
Here's something from the very first post on this site by the person called patriarch on 5-1-2011
"How can you help?
1. Join the board and participate.
2. Post some fake profiles on collarme attracting people to the board, just like the one that bought you here. Goodness! Isn't that a little hyprocritical? Well perhaps... but we're not really faking anything. Here are links to some profile pics to get you started. dominant pic and submissive pic (Note: they have included photos of hot women with the collarmefakes.com addy on the photos.)
3. I'm also looking for moderators for this board, PM me if you're interested"
You've GOT to love the logic in #2..They're not really faking anything by creating fake profiles to attract people to your site. Umm.. errr.. Yeah okay then.
C'mon Man!
After that multiples thread came to a head on 8-9-11, a posting guideline was created. It's called "Please Read Before Posting" and remains at the top of the list as a stickie. It lists the various categories and who fits in these categories. But now we're told that along with the fakes and scammers, we can now post about "wanna-be" doms who don't know about the BDSM lifestyle, but we're NOT to post about submissives who are uneducated in the lifestyle. Hmm, you've got to love the double standard on that one.... Especially seeing as that criteria was posted by a submissive female who states on her collarme profile that she was looking for a master on the internet at the age of 12.
People who are just looking to get off are considered fakes, but financial dommes are not. I wonder if it matters that the vast majority of the financial dommes on CM are not the hot little princess shown in their photos? That one is pretty funny seeing as even the evil collarme doesn't allow financial dommes and deletes them regularily... Not allowed to ask for money on Collarme. Beyond that, someone with profile pictures that are not of them are a fake, that's pretty much the classic definition of a fake... Not being who they say they are.
Those who refuse to verify themselves are not to be posted there if that is the only reason they are being called out. Of course at the very end of the posting guideline post it tells you that the biggest fake claim destroyer is to have... (Wait for it)... an admin of THEIR site seeing you on webcam holding up a sign or something like that.
Failing to fully read someone's profile and messaging them will get that conversation posted on that site and the offending person will be labled as a fake dom, domme, or sub.
In other words, the wording had been changed, but the idea of what and who is a fake as far as that site is concerned is nothing more than the whim/opinion of the admin/moderators there.
Basically, the credibilty of a site such as that one is never going to be high, it can't be. On the other hand, the entertainment value can be there, which it very much is at times. That's not a knock, that's the best part of that site, seeing all the humor in those posts Blonde2bebound posts from the morons I can guarantee just about every woman on collarme has received their fair share of.
To be clear, I am not saying that you should stay away from collarmefakes.com... I'm just saying it's a funny site, and offers a heavy side helping of hyprocisy. Check it out for yourself if you'd like.
Right then, On April Fools day, there was a comment left here, on the 2-7-2012 post. (The post is titled, Umm, Hello?)
It's from someone who introduces herself as a "well known Pro Domme on CM, FL, and several other websites." However she chooses to remain anonymous as far as I am concerned because she's afraid i'll have a go at her profile... Yeah, can't say I blame her for THAT.
Anyway, the crux of this comment is to read me the riot act about the fake deaf lesbians I posted about in that post, and then the following post where I answered the guy's message to me on CM.
It's a great (and long) comment, telling me all about how she knows the people in question in real life and how wrong and terrible I am for making fun out of them without knowing the facts. The comment is easily found, so there's no need to repost it here.
Errrr.. Mmmkay then.. Anyone who reads those profiles, (Well, Wendy x3 doesn't have an active profile on CM as of this writing.) can see for themselves just how full of shit those profiles are. All three of them are clearly the same person as can be seen by the writing/typing style they use.
(Strikingly similar to the writing style of the one posting that comment on this blog.. Just sayin'!)
Not to mention the message sent to me that I replied to was so full of holes that the evidence is overwhelming.
Just to post a disclaimer, I was not in ANY way making fun of deaf people. I was making fun of that asshole in Alberta pretending to be a deaf lesbian.
She goes on toward the end of the comment to say I posted what I did without any proof.
Umm, the "proof" is crystal clear for all to see in their profiles, and anyone is free to read them, as well as free to read what i've posted about the fake lesbians in question.. and come to their own conclusion.
Just as a point of interest, your comment does nothing at all to refute anything I posted, in fact if anything it only reinforces it.
Oh yes, I also made mention in the original post how someone who says they have no way to get photos onto their computer had a photo on her profile of that person holding an electronic camera. Guess what, they took that photo down.
Ah, and just a little shoutout to Tiffanytheslut. This is a profile we've seen many times in the past. Always a 19 female slave in Texas, always talking about how they are interested in hypnotism, and always with a blacklist with some of the names in hyperlink style she's approached and was shot down by.. But he calls them fakes. *giggle*
His new profile I think has the distinction of having the record of amount of tineye hits on his primary profile photo... 199. Hehehe.
Yeah, i'm on it again. But I brought it upon myself.. let me show you..
"tiffanytheslut on 4/14/12 at 9:34 PM:
Hi my name is Tiffany I enjoyed reading your profile and think you are very beautiful. I am very sub seeking to become a real slave. I can travel and relocate. Please reply back ......Tiffany
UltimateDomme on 4/14/12 at 9:53 PM:
Heyyyyyyyy! What's up tiffany/stacey/beth and the other names you've used on this site? How the fuck have ya been ya old cockroach? You just run along fella, and don't forget to add me to your list of fakes :)
tiffanytheslut on 4/15/12 at 3:18 AM:
i have no clue what you are talking about ...you must be a fake
UltimateDomme on 4/15/12 at 3:27 AM:
LOL!!!! Oh that's fucking funny!
tiffanytheslut on 4/15/12 at 3:39 AM:
i have no clue who you are but you must be a fucking male..so fucky off loser dude"
Voila! Well, i'm done for now.. Y'all take care now... ya heah?
I only mention it again because i've been getting asked quite a bit as to my real identity, and I fully understand people not wanting to read through this entire blog to find that information, so there is it again.
Well, I have another reason for posting that again. I've gotten one comment here on this blog, and another message on collarme that the UltimateDomme profile crashes their browser when it comes up. If that happens to you, let me know on the MstressAriel name. I'll delete and restart the account if need be.
Over the year and a half that i've been doing this blog, i've several times made mention of some of the various sites out there that are geared toward catching out fakes on Collarme.
The latest one is of course, Collarmefakes.com
I laugh at that site, just as I did at other sites of the same nature because they absurdly believe they're making some sort of difference, and providing a service to the kink community. They are not. All the fakes simply create new profiles and continue on their merry way. They're entertaining in much the same way as Nimbus and his collarmebusts website and the catchafake2 one. It was hilariously funny to see him on collarme after creating yet another new account after getting one deleted.
Actually it seems the active moderators on collarmefakes have something against collarme itself. Madman (One of the Super Moderators) posted in his "list of newest scammers!" post that he had a conversation with an admin of collarme who said they allow and promote the scammers because they get a cut of what they take in.
I'd LOVE to see the transcript of that particular conversation (If it actually happened) with a collarme admin admitting such a thing.
"Had a lengthy discussion with one of the Admins of collarme this morning. I learned that cm is promoting or allowing all of the above mentioned profiles as it receives a cut in the profit for the idjuts that actually pay money to the promoters of said profiles. So don't expect to see them go any time soon." <--- Madman on 2-21-2012.
Something like that should it be made public and proven to be true would go a long way toward getting that site off the Internet, don't you think? Exposing them as being in cahoots with the scammers would certainly be enough to really damage CM. It could very well even end in a courtroom if they were to be proven to be actively participating in a scam.
Do you believe that an Admin of Collarme actually told someone the above? I don't believe it for a second. In fact, that claim made on collarmefakes is very probably actionable. He posted that claim but made no attempt to back it up.
There's a definite agenda on that site and it's directed against CollarMe.
Collarme is a free, anonymous site to us the end users, and they make their money with those ads on the right hand of the screen, the minutes they sell on their movies section, and the products they sell in their bdsm gear section. Just look at the advertising section of the site, they get 325 dollars a week for a text ad and they are waitlisted on space for those ads. Even Fetlife has those ads and i'm sure they get paid for them just as collarme does.
Collarmefakes site's stated purpose even goes as far as to blame collarme for all the fakes and scammers who show up to create accounts on their anonymous site.(You don't have to give any information about yourself, much the same as Fetlife.) They've mentioned how CM deletes journals that have a list of fakes and what not. Collarme doesn't allow blacklists for the very simple reason as there is no accountability for the information contained in those lists. For that reason, when someone posts in their CM profile a link to the site that is there to provide such a blacklist, it is deleted. (Not just collarmefakes, does anyone remember Nimbus and his collarmebusts site? His user name kept getting deleted and he kept coming back with a higher number appended to his name.)
Oh, they can't stop you from creating a site to post your blacklists, but they certainly can stop you from advertising it on their site.
Now, i'm not just guessing at the reason CM doesn't allow blacklists.. Here's the actual post in their forums from 2007 expaining it.
"This issue comes up so often in posts by new members that we felt it necessary to make a special post about this one issue. To be sure, there are all kinds of people in the world and, given that we (like other public websites) don't have the ability to dictate who joins our website, you will meet all kinds of people here; some very nice (like yourself), some not so much. It is perhaps for this reason that new users are wont to post about their bad experiences with this or that person or even come up with the very original idea of making a list of all the "bad" users on the site. As has been recounted countless times, the fundamental flaw with this idea is not that it is ill intended, it is that there is not, nor can there be, any fact checking of such claims.
If you still believe that blacklists are a good idea then consider the following thought experiment. Suppose that someone made up a malicious and horrible lie about you and posted it to a blacklist on the forum. Would you want us to take it down after you informed us of your innocence or would you be fine with us leaving it up despite your most impassioned pleas that the facts alleged about you were false? It is a pretty safe bet that you would want those false claims removed in a hurry. Now let us suppose that true claims are posted about a real jerk attesting to what a jerk he is. Further suppose that this jerk approaches us with the same passion you did, demanding that the true assertions about him are false and must be remove immediately. Both you and the other user come to us claiming passionately to be innocent but which one are we to believe? When you know the answer to that question, you will know why blacklists are not permitted."
Also, many people make a big deal out of the fact you cannot write the word FETLIFE on your CM profile. Many of these same people think it's because CM is afraid of the "competition." But, while Fetlife is a free site to join, there is an "elite" or supporter's level that costs 5 dollars a month. And that my friends, makes Fetlife a pay site.. Guess what you cannot advertise on Collarme? That's right, paysites. It doesn't matter that you can do a lot for free, the existence of the supporter level makes it a paysite and Fetlife does not pay for advertising on Collarme.
The lack of accountability of blacklist sites came into question on the first major thread on the site. It was the thread with the huge list of people listed as fakes. The reason they were fake? They didn't answer messages. It was a piss poor reason which blonde2bebound (The other active super moderator) correctly pointed out in the thread called, "Multiples by names..... just for one month." (Point of interest, that was the thread that I originally mentioned when I first spoke of that site on this blog.It was my offer of a possible explanation as to why there was a sudden influx of domimant women viewing profiles.)
When further pressured as to the credibility of the information posted on the site, Madman came up with this mind boggling explanation.
"If we, as moderators, removed every post we thought was not credible, 95% of the posts that are here now would be gone. We, ourselves, could be taken as fakes or scams or that we were trying to promote the scams and fakes on cm. We rely on honesty and trust of others when they make these posts. Removing them would say we have no faith or trust in what this site is originally intended for." <--- Madman on 8-6-11
Seriously? 95% of the messages calling out fakes are not credible?
Well, that's what he said.. Of course that was immediately followed up by someone telling him failure to cull the not credible posts would put the site's credibility at risk. Clearly, this site was intended as nothing more than just another place to create blacklists. It even enouraged people to create fake profiles to go on collarme and direct people to collarmefakes.com
Here's something from the very first post on this site by the person called patriarch on 5-1-2011
"How can you help?
1. Join the board and participate.
2. Post some fake profiles on collarme attracting people to the board, just like the one that bought you here. Goodness! Isn't that a little hyprocritical? Well perhaps... but we're not really faking anything. Here are links to some profile pics to get you started. dominant pic and submissive pic (Note: they have included photos of hot women with the collarmefakes.com addy on the photos.)
3. I'm also looking for moderators for this board, PM me if you're interested"
You've GOT to love the logic in #2..They're not really faking anything by creating fake profiles to attract people to your site. Umm.. errr.. Yeah okay then.
C'mon Man!
After that multiples thread came to a head on 8-9-11, a posting guideline was created. It's called "Please Read Before Posting" and remains at the top of the list as a stickie. It lists the various categories and who fits in these categories. But now we're told that along with the fakes and scammers, we can now post about "wanna-be" doms who don't know about the BDSM lifestyle, but we're NOT to post about submissives who are uneducated in the lifestyle. Hmm, you've got to love the double standard on that one.... Especially seeing as that criteria was posted by a submissive female who states on her collarme profile that she was looking for a master on the internet at the age of 12.
People who are just looking to get off are considered fakes, but financial dommes are not. I wonder if it matters that the vast majority of the financial dommes on CM are not the hot little princess shown in their photos? That one is pretty funny seeing as even the evil collarme doesn't allow financial dommes and deletes them regularily... Not allowed to ask for money on Collarme. Beyond that, someone with profile pictures that are not of them are a fake, that's pretty much the classic definition of a fake... Not being who they say they are.
Those who refuse to verify themselves are not to be posted there if that is the only reason they are being called out. Of course at the very end of the posting guideline post it tells you that the biggest fake claim destroyer is to have... (Wait for it)... an admin of THEIR site seeing you on webcam holding up a sign or something like that.
Failing to fully read someone's profile and messaging them will get that conversation posted on that site and the offending person will be labled as a fake dom, domme, or sub.
In other words, the wording had been changed, but the idea of what and who is a fake as far as that site is concerned is nothing more than the whim/opinion of the admin/moderators there.
Basically, the credibilty of a site such as that one is never going to be high, it can't be. On the other hand, the entertainment value can be there, which it very much is at times. That's not a knock, that's the best part of that site, seeing all the humor in those posts Blonde2bebound posts from the morons I can guarantee just about every woman on collarme has received their fair share of.
To be clear, I am not saying that you should stay away from collarmefakes.com... I'm just saying it's a funny site, and offers a heavy side helping of hyprocisy. Check it out for yourself if you'd like.
Right then, On April Fools day, there was a comment left here, on the 2-7-2012 post. (The post is titled, Umm, Hello?)
It's from someone who introduces herself as a "well known Pro Domme on CM, FL, and several other websites." However she chooses to remain anonymous as far as I am concerned because she's afraid i'll have a go at her profile... Yeah, can't say I blame her for THAT.
Anyway, the crux of this comment is to read me the riot act about the fake deaf lesbians I posted about in that post, and then the following post where I answered the guy's message to me on CM.
It's a great (and long) comment, telling me all about how she knows the people in question in real life and how wrong and terrible I am for making fun out of them without knowing the facts. The comment is easily found, so there's no need to repost it here.
Errrr.. Mmmkay then.. Anyone who reads those profiles, (Well, Wendy x3 doesn't have an active profile on CM as of this writing.) can see for themselves just how full of shit those profiles are. All three of them are clearly the same person as can be seen by the writing/typing style they use.
(Strikingly similar to the writing style of the one posting that comment on this blog.. Just sayin'!)
Not to mention the message sent to me that I replied to was so full of holes that the evidence is overwhelming.
Just to post a disclaimer, I was not in ANY way making fun of deaf people. I was making fun of that asshole in Alberta pretending to be a deaf lesbian.
She goes on toward the end of the comment to say I posted what I did without any proof.
Umm, the "proof" is crystal clear for all to see in their profiles, and anyone is free to read them, as well as free to read what i've posted about the fake lesbians in question.. and come to their own conclusion.
Just as a point of interest, your comment does nothing at all to refute anything I posted, in fact if anything it only reinforces it.
Oh yes, I also made mention in the original post how someone who says they have no way to get photos onto their computer had a photo on her profile of that person holding an electronic camera. Guess what, they took that photo down.
Ah, and just a little shoutout to Tiffanytheslut. This is a profile we've seen many times in the past. Always a 19 female slave in Texas, always talking about how they are interested in hypnotism, and always with a blacklist with some of the names in hyperlink style she's approached and was shot down by.. But he calls them fakes. *giggle*
His new profile I think has the distinction of having the record of amount of tineye hits on his primary profile photo... 199. Hehehe.
Yeah, i'm on it again. But I brought it upon myself.. let me show you..
"tiffanytheslut on 4/14/12 at 9:34 PM:
Hi my name is Tiffany I enjoyed reading your profile and think you are very beautiful. I am very sub seeking to become a real slave. I can travel and relocate. Please reply back ......Tiffany
UltimateDomme on 4/14/12 at 9:53 PM:
Heyyyyyyyy! What's up tiffany/stacey/beth and the other names you've used on this site? How the fuck have ya been ya old cockroach? You just run along fella, and don't forget to add me to your list of fakes :)
tiffanytheslut on 4/15/12 at 3:18 AM:
i have no clue what you are talking about ...you must be a fake
UltimateDomme on 4/15/12 at 3:27 AM:
LOL!!!! Oh that's fucking funny!
tiffanytheslut on 4/15/12 at 3:39 AM:
i have no clue who you are but you must be a fucking male..so fucky off loser dude"
Voila! Well, i'm done for now.. Y'all take care now... ya heah?
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Oooo.. a new post already!!
Ah, but it's dedicated to one person..
Well now, i've had something happen that until now has not happened. And that is, one of the people i've written about actually defending themselves.. Now folks, i'm a fair minded bitch so that person will get their words shown unedited.. Of course, i'll have a reply..
Anyway, the one i'm speaking of is willing0slave.. and let me show you the first little exchange I had with this one..
First the person sees i've favorited them and reads my profile as is quite natural to do, and then sent me the following note.
"From: willing0slave
Dated: 2/10/12 9:48 PM
I read , your stuff is hilarious, Chuck, 18 and a Master, made me laugh so hard I choked. Taking his meds, working at Cm D's, living in a mansion or is it a trailor, you are very funny. Thank you for the giggles."
Right then.. I sent back the following reply..
" To: willing0slave
Dated: 2/11/12 12:52 AM
Heh, you ought to read the blog, but I doubt you/eating0my0candie/wendywendywendy will find it quite as amusing."
Now, this message was read at 1:52AM and I was awake until about 3:30 and saw the person indeed looked at my profile again and was logged on as late as 3:00..Let's just assume the blog was being read..
When I logged on this morining, I had a very long message waiting for me.. Get ready for the ride.. And my responses will be contained within in bold.
" From: willing0slave
Dated: 2/11/12 7:55 AM
Oh I hope you will read this in its entirety. Your blog was funny too as you answered your own questions.
First of all, Candie and Wendy met at a hospital for the treatment of meningitis when they were 7 and 6 respectively. That is how they know each other."
- Buzzzzzzttt! Each of their profiles say that it happened when they were seven, not seven and six respectively. Likely one will be changed now, but it's there and posted word for word the exact same.
"I was Candies neighbour in Tenn until I was 3, I played with her when we are in diapers.
We moved back to France where I was born, yes I have a real French last name.
We were there for only a year or so and moved to toronto. This had to do with my fathers job.
I didnt run into Candie again untill we found each other at the junior highschool I attended. She and Wendy did corespondence, but have to write the tests at a real high school, hense how we reconnected, and how I met Wendy.
Following??? Yes I know not to hard to imagine now."
- Mmmkay.. let's draw a map and a timeline here.. This one was born in France...they knew each other in Tennessee until they were three, and played with each other when they were in diapers.. And then BACK to France and on to Toronto after a year, where she reconnected with her toddler friend Candie and then wendy in junior high school... who knew each other because they were together in the hospital when they had meningitis.. Got it!!
"We all came out west to Alberta for the chance at a better job.
We live together, we are room mates, all three of us. Wow, three freinds living in the same place? GOD that is so strange, it would be such a good idea if girls did that at universities to save money. OH wait, they do. (Sorry for the sarcasm)"
-Whoop, and there it is.. they all live together under the same roof...Explanation for them logging on at short intervals.. Yanno, each waiting their turn at the computer. I haven't even bothered to make note of the fact they all type in the same style and make the same sort of spelling errors... Oh, guess I have now.. *giggle*
"We didnt suddenly become lesbians and then miraculously just find each other.
Candie and Wendy are a given, they spent so much time together at that hospital and bonded over losing their hearing. Oh, and I hate men.
So, that is not so strange. I am sure you know more straight girls than I know gay"
-Okay, so now the explanation of how they turned to lesbianism.. This is rather interesting as it was not in question.. Remember, I only asked.. "what are the odds." Turns out they all live together, and silly me thought it was alllllll the same person.
"As for being owned, I know the woman.
As for MissCory, born with a pussy, well known as she has tons of friends in real life."
-Ahhh.. so Cory4u gets mentioned.. Speaking of Cory4u.. I had a bit of an exchange with that one that happened just before I posted my last blog entry. And something interesting happened to that one as well.. Here's the exchange..
" Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 8:41 PM:
What prompted you to become one of my - admirers?
<smiling> Cory
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:13 PM:
Oh, I was looking at the profiles of those two deaf dudes in alberta and saw that your name was mentioned as owning one of them.
Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:20 PM:
I have no clue who or what you're talking about. Where did you see that?
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:20 PM:
wendywendywendy is the one lol.
Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:22 PM:
There are deaf dudes in alberta??
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:23 PM:
LOL, Yeah.. they've been afflicted with that common fake lesbian affliction of deafness.
Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:24 PM:
Still have no clue what you're talking about lol
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:26 PM:
*shrug* I told you the name of the one who says they belong to you..
Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:28 PM:
kk I guess I own someone I dont know then lol
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:30 PM:
Mmmhmm."
Wellllllll, isn't it very interesting how this person flat out denied she even knows these people? I'd be wondering about this if were wendy x3... just fucking denied it.. OH SNAP!
Another VERY interesting tidbit... when this exchange happened, cory4u was in Vancouver in Canada,(This profile has been around 2 years, since 3-2010 and was always in Vancouver.) and the next day the location on the profile changed first to Midwest, Alabama.. and then to Midwest, Minnesota where it remains now.... Probably had a look at the map after selecting Alabama, who knows.Now, if I were the curious sort... I'd wonder why this one felt the need to change her location..very very curious.
Now as I said, cory4u is a well known fake and her photos have been on numerous profiles on CM.
"Candie and Wendys pics were stolen, different times, so you need to proove you have the originals to make a claim against anyone, and low and behold, they do. Why is that, I can tell you, they opened up their CD-R collection and OMG there were their own pics. Confirmed the "real thing" by CM itself. How interesting. Cant get any more real than that.
Yes the pc we have, yup WE have, is old surplus. I got it from work. It was brand new in the box, never used, so we got it free. It runs fast and is great for online stuff.
Yes it has no USB, and runs on WIN NT 4.0, and looks like WIN 95.
We dont give out nude pics, we dont give out anymore than we decided to give in the first place, we live by the rules we make for ourselves."
-So, the pictures on their profile they got onto their computer that has no CD came from where???? Their CD-R collection. Now you know, I would just be fucking shirking here if I failed to mention that candie says their computer DOES NOT HAVE A CD. It had to have been one mean feat to get those pictures onto their computer without a CD player from CD-R's, wouldn't you say?
Lest it be forgotten, this is from candie's profile..He lists the sort of things that will get you ignored...
"Ask me to make a sign for some odd reason then take a pic...
(I have no way of taking, loading pics onto my PC, sending it to you, I have no way of doing this, I have no way of doing this, I have no way of doing this, I have no way of doing this and I cannot use my work PC for anything private)"
-Yep yep, got it. She cannot make a sign and take a photo with it and then upload it you. You might want to have a look at CM's policy when it comes to stolen pictures evidence.. Here i'll post it for you.
"1) You can use the form below to upload a picture of yourself holding up a piece of paper with the words "STOLEN PHOTOS" written on it. We must be able to clearly see your face for the purpose of comparison. This is the simplest and easiest way to verify your identity.
2) You can use the form below to upload an image of your government issued photo-identification card. This can be your drivers license, passport, or other government-issued identification card which has your picture on it. You may black-out sensitive information, such as your identification number, if desired.
3) We also comply fully with the DMCA notification and takedown provisions. If you would like to notify us of infringing content by utilizing these provisions, please click here for instructions.
Can I use other means to verify my identity?
No. Sending us other information, such as links to websites containing your photos, are not sufficient."
-Translation, CM needs more than just the fact you say the photos are on your "CD-R collection" to prove such a claim. They need proof of who YOU are before they will act upon someone's claim of stolen photos.
Now tell me, how can you take such a proof photo and upload it when you have no way to get such photos to your computer? Same goes for the ID card, must be scanned onto the computer, right?.. Right.
"As for me, I was injured by a stalker and attacked last year and spent several months in the hospital. They put me down as a woman, because i Have a period, a vagina, and breasts. I suppose my physio theropist is too stupid to see me, touch me and cannot tell if I am real or not?? I am pretty sure she would know."
-So all we need is to get with the physio to check on this one, eh? Interesting when I actually didn't call into disrepute this willing0slave person.. I just found the profile very interesting.. Well, now more interesting that's for certain.
"So to sum up...
We dont need to show everyone every pic we own.
We dont need to put our whole lives on line for you to inspect.
We dont care if you dont know us, we have more than a dozen friends we know in real life. on this sight.
We have been called fake before, why should we care? we are real. So we dont care about it...
If I had to show everyone that asked me to proove who I am I would be answerring to every ultimatum and you know what? We dont care."
- The very fact of the long message sent to me is strong evidence to the contrary that you do not care.. Best to not say a word in this case, you could just make it worse... Errr, you have.
"I liked what you wrote, it made me laugh.
That you have this need to pick us apart and make accusations, fine, at least you were rather kind about it, I hate doms who yell and scream when you say no to nude pics.
Oh by the way, Candie taking her own pic? she was 18, and the camera was a friends, we dont own a camera, or cell phones, and we dont have a home phone either"
- And the fact you have no way of getting photos to your computer cannot be escaped even if said photo was taken with the friend's camera.
"When our doorbell is pushed, ourt lights flash on and off.
We have no use for a cell, we cannot feel it vibrate in our purse. And we cannot tell if is it on or off, or too loud, the deaf dont use cells unless they want to shuffle it around with them. We dont. And today some woman tried to tell me I should keep it in my bra then I would know it was on. I dont wear a bra, I have less than a hand full, what do I need a bra for? I stopped wearing them over a year ago."
-Now, I want you all to pay special note to this paragragh..It sounds as if all THREE of them are deaf, not just the two with meningitis.. Is that how you all are reading this one as well?
"You have any idea how disturbing it is to see a pic someone took and you have no idea they are ever there? NO you are a hearing person, we dont hear the click, you do.
Pics being taken all around us, we find disturbing, so we went and got some pics taken.
Low and belong we offer a good array of pics. If you dont like it, oh well.
We dont live with ultimatums. No one rules our lives with threats.
I know many people on here in person, and 95% on this site are all fake."
- Yep, definitely saying all three of them are deaf, not just the other two.. Right then..Point of interest, a deaf person would not hear the click, but they WOULD see the fucking flash! As an aside, i'd be curious to know where I made any threats..
"I dont need a cam, I dont need to send you more pics, why are the ones you are lookig at not good enough?
I dont have to defend myself, but I decided to since you wrote about us and some things need straightening out.
So now you know we did not just suddenly meet out of the blue? we know each other.
So now you can rest assured. You have a reason for everything being as it is.
You know you could have just asked.
willing0slave"
Tada! Hey, I sent back a message that basically said, "cool story bro, that took balls."
And it IS a cool story, quite creative even though it jumps about a bit, I was riveted to the edge of my seat.
But we've all heard the old saying that once the lying starts, the lies become too hard to keep straight. That is clearly illustrated here.
I've often wondered why the people I write about don't confront me, and I think I may have found my answer... If someone like me takes the mickey a bit on your profile, why on earth would you want to give them a reason to revisit it and possibly have another go?
Here's the really funny part to me.. When I posted the last blog entry I just thought it was funny to see those two profiles and the way they were worded.. I never expected such a elaborate story be sent to me as an attempt of defense against my writing..
Now a little lesson for you.. I'm positive there are people who after reading my blog look up the profiles of the ones i've had a go at and decide for themselves that what I am saying isn't on the mark, or they may not be convinced when I say someone is a fake lesbian that it is so.. Maybe a slighttttttt doubt in some minds..
That goes right down the ole crapper when you send me that sort of elaborate "defense" and give me the chance to have a second go at the profiles, and now your further story that looks like swiss cheese.
Also, it's bad form to say something such as "I don't need to defend myself" while you're spending what had to be significant time compiling that story and sending it to me in the attempt to do what you've just said you don't need to do.
Heh, now this is a personal message to willing/candie/wendy and cory.. I really don't care that the person(s) behind your profiles are men. I've stated myself on this blog that unless you start talking to real women and end up hurting someone, you're harmless.
However you ARE funny, as are the profiles and the layers of bullcrap contained within. I write about the things I see on collarme that are funny, and as hard as may be to believe, it's NOT personal, it's just humor..... And today you're provived me and hopefully the readers of this blog a little more such humor.
I'm not here issuing breaking news about people who are not real.. the ones I call fake lesbians are pretty fucking obvious.. The "i'm deaf" or "I was born mute" is a rather common affliction for fake lesbians to have. You know why too, it's to avoid having to voice verify.
Ah, and just before i'm ready to post this.. I get another message from willing..
"From: willing0slave
Dated: 2/11/12 9:20 PM
NO it didnt take balls. I dont have balls, it took common sense and I just wanted to correct you and set you straight. And it is Bri, not Bro
Now I have done that, and I tire of constant critisism so Iwll not talk with you again you are convinced ther is some conspiracy, you are an idiot, and yet a smart girl.
I will block you now, and just be done with you.
Please leave me alone, the last stalker lost her priviedlges, dont make me report you for harassing me.
Be well"
Oh dear, now i'm a stalker.. Well fuck... Guess I better cool it so I don't lose my "priviedlges"
Well dude.. report me all you want.. Go ahead :)
Well now, i've had something happen that until now has not happened. And that is, one of the people i've written about actually defending themselves.. Now folks, i'm a fair minded bitch so that person will get their words shown unedited.. Of course, i'll have a reply..
Anyway, the one i'm speaking of is willing0slave.. and let me show you the first little exchange I had with this one..
First the person sees i've favorited them and reads my profile as is quite natural to do, and then sent me the following note.
"From: willing0slave
Dated: 2/10/12 9:48 PM
I read , your stuff is hilarious, Chuck, 18 and a Master, made me laugh so hard I choked. Taking his meds, working at Cm D's, living in a mansion or is it a trailor, you are very funny. Thank you for the giggles."
Right then.. I sent back the following reply..
" To: willing0slave
Dated: 2/11/12 12:52 AM
Heh, you ought to read the blog, but I doubt you/eating0my0candie/wendywendywendy will find it quite as amusing."
Now, this message was read at 1:52AM and I was awake until about 3:30 and saw the person indeed looked at my profile again and was logged on as late as 3:00..Let's just assume the blog was being read..
When I logged on this morining, I had a very long message waiting for me.. Get ready for the ride.. And my responses will be contained within in bold.
" From: willing0slave
Dated: 2/11/12 7:55 AM
Oh I hope you will read this in its entirety. Your blog was funny too as you answered your own questions.
First of all, Candie and Wendy met at a hospital for the treatment of meningitis when they were 7 and 6 respectively. That is how they know each other."
- Buzzzzzzttt! Each of their profiles say that it happened when they were seven, not seven and six respectively. Likely one will be changed now, but it's there and posted word for word the exact same.
"I was Candies neighbour in Tenn until I was 3, I played with her when we are in diapers.
We moved back to France where I was born, yes I have a real French last name.
We were there for only a year or so and moved to toronto. This had to do with my fathers job.
I didnt run into Candie again untill we found each other at the junior highschool I attended. She and Wendy did corespondence, but have to write the tests at a real high school, hense how we reconnected, and how I met Wendy.
Following??? Yes I know not to hard to imagine now."
- Mmmkay.. let's draw a map and a timeline here.. This one was born in France...they knew each other in Tennessee until they were three, and played with each other when they were in diapers.. And then BACK to France and on to Toronto after a year, where she reconnected with her toddler friend Candie and then wendy in junior high school... who knew each other because they were together in the hospital when they had meningitis.. Got it!!
"We all came out west to Alberta for the chance at a better job.
We live together, we are room mates, all three of us. Wow, three freinds living in the same place? GOD that is so strange, it would be such a good idea if girls did that at universities to save money. OH wait, they do. (Sorry for the sarcasm)"
-Whoop, and there it is.. they all live together under the same roof...Explanation for them logging on at short intervals.. Yanno, each waiting their turn at the computer. I haven't even bothered to make note of the fact they all type in the same style and make the same sort of spelling errors... Oh, guess I have now.. *giggle*
"We didnt suddenly become lesbians and then miraculously just find each other.
Candie and Wendy are a given, they spent so much time together at that hospital and bonded over losing their hearing. Oh, and I hate men.
So, that is not so strange. I am sure you know more straight girls than I know gay"
-Okay, so now the explanation of how they turned to lesbianism.. This is rather interesting as it was not in question.. Remember, I only asked.. "what are the odds." Turns out they all live together, and silly me thought it was alllllll the same person.
"As for being owned, I know the woman.
As for MissCory, born with a pussy, well known as she has tons of friends in real life."
-Ahhh.. so Cory4u gets mentioned.. Speaking of Cory4u.. I had a bit of an exchange with that one that happened just before I posted my last blog entry. And something interesting happened to that one as well.. Here's the exchange..
" Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 8:41 PM:
What prompted you to become one of my - admirers?
<smiling> Cory
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:13 PM:
Oh, I was looking at the profiles of those two deaf dudes in alberta and saw that your name was mentioned as owning one of them.
Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:20 PM:
I have no clue who or what you're talking about. Where did you see that?
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:20 PM:
wendywendywendy is the one lol.
Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:22 PM:
There are deaf dudes in alberta??
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:23 PM:
LOL, Yeah.. they've been afflicted with that common fake lesbian affliction of deafness.
Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:24 PM:
Still have no clue what you're talking about lol
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:26 PM:
*shrug* I told you the name of the one who says they belong to you..
Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:28 PM:
kk I guess I own someone I dont know then lol
UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:30 PM:
Mmmhmm."
Wellllllll, isn't it very interesting how this person flat out denied she even knows these people? I'd be wondering about this if were wendy x3... just fucking denied it.. OH SNAP!
Another VERY interesting tidbit... when this exchange happened, cory4u was in Vancouver in Canada,(This profile has been around 2 years, since 3-2010 and was always in Vancouver.) and the next day the location on the profile changed first to Midwest, Alabama.. and then to Midwest, Minnesota where it remains now.... Probably had a look at the map after selecting Alabama, who knows.Now, if I were the curious sort... I'd wonder why this one felt the need to change her location..very very curious.
Now as I said, cory4u is a well known fake and her photos have been on numerous profiles on CM.
"Candie and Wendys pics were stolen, different times, so you need to proove you have the originals to make a claim against anyone, and low and behold, they do. Why is that, I can tell you, they opened up their CD-R collection and OMG there were their own pics. Confirmed the "real thing" by CM itself. How interesting. Cant get any more real than that.
Yes the pc we have, yup WE have, is old surplus. I got it from work. It was brand new in the box, never used, so we got it free. It runs fast and is great for online stuff.
Yes it has no USB, and runs on WIN NT 4.0, and looks like WIN 95.
We dont give out nude pics, we dont give out anymore than we decided to give in the first place, we live by the rules we make for ourselves."
-So, the pictures on their profile they got onto their computer that has no CD came from where???? Their CD-R collection. Now you know, I would just be fucking shirking here if I failed to mention that candie says their computer DOES NOT HAVE A CD. It had to have been one mean feat to get those pictures onto their computer without a CD player from CD-R's, wouldn't you say?
Lest it be forgotten, this is from candie's profile..He lists the sort of things that will get you ignored...
"Ask me to make a sign for some odd reason then take a pic...
(I have no way of taking, loading pics onto my PC, sending it to you, I have no way of doing this, I have no way of doing this, I have no way of doing this, I have no way of doing this and I cannot use my work PC for anything private)"
-Yep yep, got it. She cannot make a sign and take a photo with it and then upload it you. You might want to have a look at CM's policy when it comes to stolen pictures evidence.. Here i'll post it for you.
"1) You can use the form below to upload a picture of yourself holding up a piece of paper with the words "STOLEN PHOTOS" written on it. We must be able to clearly see your face for the purpose of comparison. This is the simplest and easiest way to verify your identity.
2) You can use the form below to upload an image of your government issued photo-identification card. This can be your drivers license, passport, or other government-issued identification card which has your picture on it. You may black-out sensitive information, such as your identification number, if desired.
3) We also comply fully with the DMCA notification and takedown provisions. If you would like to notify us of infringing content by utilizing these provisions, please click here for instructions.
Can I use other means to verify my identity?
No. Sending us other information, such as links to websites containing your photos, are not sufficient."
-Translation, CM needs more than just the fact you say the photos are on your "CD-R collection" to prove such a claim. They need proof of who YOU are before they will act upon someone's claim of stolen photos.
Now tell me, how can you take such a proof photo and upload it when you have no way to get such photos to your computer? Same goes for the ID card, must be scanned onto the computer, right?.. Right.
"As for me, I was injured by a stalker and attacked last year and spent several months in the hospital. They put me down as a woman, because i Have a period, a vagina, and breasts. I suppose my physio theropist is too stupid to see me, touch me and cannot tell if I am real or not?? I am pretty sure she would know."
-So all we need is to get with the physio to check on this one, eh? Interesting when I actually didn't call into disrepute this willing0slave person.. I just found the profile very interesting.. Well, now more interesting that's for certain.
"So to sum up...
We dont need to show everyone every pic we own.
We dont need to put our whole lives on line for you to inspect.
We dont care if you dont know us, we have more than a dozen friends we know in real life. on this sight.
We have been called fake before, why should we care? we are real. So we dont care about it...
If I had to show everyone that asked me to proove who I am I would be answerring to every ultimatum and you know what? We dont care."
- The very fact of the long message sent to me is strong evidence to the contrary that you do not care.. Best to not say a word in this case, you could just make it worse... Errr, you have.
"I liked what you wrote, it made me laugh.
That you have this need to pick us apart and make accusations, fine, at least you were rather kind about it, I hate doms who yell and scream when you say no to nude pics.
Oh by the way, Candie taking her own pic? she was 18, and the camera was a friends, we dont own a camera, or cell phones, and we dont have a home phone either"
- And the fact you have no way of getting photos to your computer cannot be escaped even if said photo was taken with the friend's camera.
"When our doorbell is pushed, ourt lights flash on and off.
We have no use for a cell, we cannot feel it vibrate in our purse. And we cannot tell if is it on or off, or too loud, the deaf dont use cells unless they want to shuffle it around with them. We dont. And today some woman tried to tell me I should keep it in my bra then I would know it was on. I dont wear a bra, I have less than a hand full, what do I need a bra for? I stopped wearing them over a year ago."
-Now, I want you all to pay special note to this paragragh..It sounds as if all THREE of them are deaf, not just the two with meningitis.. Is that how you all are reading this one as well?
"You have any idea how disturbing it is to see a pic someone took and you have no idea they are ever there? NO you are a hearing person, we dont hear the click, you do.
Pics being taken all around us, we find disturbing, so we went and got some pics taken.
Low and belong we offer a good array of pics. If you dont like it, oh well.
We dont live with ultimatums. No one rules our lives with threats.
I know many people on here in person, and 95% on this site are all fake."
- Yep, definitely saying all three of them are deaf, not just the other two.. Right then..Point of interest, a deaf person would not hear the click, but they WOULD see the fucking flash! As an aside, i'd be curious to know where I made any threats..
"I dont need a cam, I dont need to send you more pics, why are the ones you are lookig at not good enough?
I dont have to defend myself, but I decided to since you wrote about us and some things need straightening out.
So now you know we did not just suddenly meet out of the blue? we know each other.
So now you can rest assured. You have a reason for everything being as it is.
You know you could have just asked.
willing0slave"
Tada! Hey, I sent back a message that basically said, "cool story bro, that took balls."
And it IS a cool story, quite creative even though it jumps about a bit, I was riveted to the edge of my seat.
But we've all heard the old saying that once the lying starts, the lies become too hard to keep straight. That is clearly illustrated here.
I've often wondered why the people I write about don't confront me, and I think I may have found my answer... If someone like me takes the mickey a bit on your profile, why on earth would you want to give them a reason to revisit it and possibly have another go?
Here's the really funny part to me.. When I posted the last blog entry I just thought it was funny to see those two profiles and the way they were worded.. I never expected such a elaborate story be sent to me as an attempt of defense against my writing..
Now a little lesson for you.. I'm positive there are people who after reading my blog look up the profiles of the ones i've had a go at and decide for themselves that what I am saying isn't on the mark, or they may not be convinced when I say someone is a fake lesbian that it is so.. Maybe a slighttttttt doubt in some minds..
That goes right down the ole crapper when you send me that sort of elaborate "defense" and give me the chance to have a second go at the profiles, and now your further story that looks like swiss cheese.
Also, it's bad form to say something such as "I don't need to defend myself" while you're spending what had to be significant time compiling that story and sending it to me in the attempt to do what you've just said you don't need to do.
Heh, now this is a personal message to willing/candie/wendy and cory.. I really don't care that the person(s) behind your profiles are men. I've stated myself on this blog that unless you start talking to real women and end up hurting someone, you're harmless.
However you ARE funny, as are the profiles and the layers of bullcrap contained within. I write about the things I see on collarme that are funny, and as hard as may be to believe, it's NOT personal, it's just humor..... And today you're provived me and hopefully the readers of this blog a little more such humor.
I'm not here issuing breaking news about people who are not real.. the ones I call fake lesbians are pretty fucking obvious.. The "i'm deaf" or "I was born mute" is a rather common affliction for fake lesbians to have. You know why too, it's to avoid having to voice verify.
Ah, and just before i'm ready to post this.. I get another message from willing..
"From: willing0slave
Dated: 2/11/12 9:20 PM
NO it didnt take balls. I dont have balls, it took common sense and I just wanted to correct you and set you straight. And it is Bri, not Bro
Now I have done that, and I tire of constant critisism so Iwll not talk with you again you are convinced ther is some conspiracy, you are an idiot, and yet a smart girl.
I will block you now, and just be done with you.
Please leave me alone, the last stalker lost her priviedlges, dont make me report you for harassing me.
Be well"
Oh dear, now i'm a stalker.. Well fuck... Guess I better cool it so I don't lose my "priviedlges"
Well dude.. report me all you want.. Go ahead :)
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Umm, Hello?
Yooooooo Hoooooo? Anyone home? Yes i'm still around... And watching...
I tell you all, I was sitting here browsing profiles to find the lulz and came across a couple of real gems.. Here's one who simply MUST play the victim, and then the teacher.
Okay it's a 40 submissive in Illinois and her profile is a poem *eyeroll*.. Yeah fine, but here's a journal entry this one wrote on 1-2-2012..
"1/2/2012 9:57:56 AM:
Warning to other submissive females about a Dom/Abuser on this site."
Just to set the seriousness of the mood here, that first part is typed in large red letters on a white background.. Because dammit, this is a fucking serious warning and she needs your attention!! So listen the fuck up!
Errr right, back to the journal..
"I wasn't going to do this but after talking with some friends I realized that it was my duty to warn other subs about this Dom that isn't anything but an abuser. He goes by the name ChicagoDom9999. I talked to him for 3 months by phone, we finally met, and against my better judgement and all the "red flags" I played."
Okay, time out.
Yeah sure, the BDSM D/s scene is chock full of abusers and there's no denying it and this ChicagoDom9999 person may very well BE one...But come on now, what does it say about you when you can tell us that it was against your better judgement and all the "red flags" yet you still played with him?
Well it tells us you're a fucking idiot right off the bat. If you're going to leave your common sense at the door, you shouldn't be surprised when bad things happen because of it. Enough unsuspecting people get hurt for me to ever have any sort of sympathy for the potential Darwin Award candidate who knew it was a bad idea to play with this guy yet still did so. Okay, even if she was not correct and perhaps this guy is not the abuser she claims, going against your better judgement and ignoring the red flags is just plain fucking stupid.
"Long story short..... Was tied and beaten bad enough that almost a month later my breasts and ass are still bruised, I had to see a doctor because of the abrasions/infection and he never once asked how I was doing after my visit. Four days later, a few texts and he disappeared. Now, me being a masochist, and if he had really wanted r/t like he said this wouldn't have been a problem. He could have helped me through it, but this is not who he is. Do not see this man, you will be hurt and played. So ladies, if you have any questions, feel free to message me, and I will provide you will his real name because I am sure once he realizes that I have posted this he will change his screen name if he hasn't already."
As a point of interest, the person mentioned did not delete his profile, but it's empty. Yes, when someone goes out and gets abused like this, it sucks and all that, but COME ON, If you're not smart enough to heed those red flags and play with this asshole even though it was against your better judgement, you don't get to play either the fucking victim or the teacher. Besides, she even says that if he'd hung around, it wouldn't have been a problem instead of him being one that wanted nothing more than to do what he did.
Umm, you were abused to the point where the bruises were still there a month later and had to see the doctor for infections.. and your big issue is that he didn't want to stay around for more... It really makes me wonder if the actual "abuse" is he didn't want you afterward.
No, on second thought you DO get to be a teacher of sorts.. Here, let me help you. Hey folks, this is the classic example of idiocy. Don't be an idiot.
There, lesson taught.
As for the above person, learn to listen when that little voice in your head is telling you that you're about to fuck up.
Yeah, I know that sounds a bit harsh to profess no sympathy for someone who got abused. But I just can't when someone will not take responsibility for their own decisions.
Ah, and my old friend MzCourtney has once again started a new name, this time he is using the name IrisBitch and is now a 22 year old female dominant in Pennsylvania. (He was 35 last year.) Same sort of profile with a slightly different wording but it says the same thing. No hilarious bit about making his parents kneel for him though, he's slipping.
Not too long after I started this blog, I was contacted by someone who said he was of the European old guard and had this story he told about himself involving his first mistress being a grand daughter of Leopold Masoch.. I'm not going to make you go find it, i'll just repost it so that you can see it and where this is going.
The following is what he sent to me awhile back. I posted it then because this college professor and lifelong master was one to have read my profile and took the damn thing seriously.
"Hi there! I read your profile and got confused...
UltimateDomme... Switch... slave... Grand Mistress... Do you really understand what you are talking about after those three weeks of intensive training 'under a European and an Asian Master'? It sounds like that Master or Masters of yours are just self-proclaimed dominants with no elementary education in BDSM traditions and culture.
I am a lifelong Master, professionally trained in an European tradition of BDSM (my Mistress was a grand daughter of Mr. Masoch - I hope that you know this name), and it took me years and years to earn Master status, then Grand Master status, and then MasterTrainer status... For more info, please, read my entire profile and journal entries...
If you are serious about BDSM traditions and culture and want to become a certified Mostress, I will be glad to educate and coach you as a founder of Alt & BDSM College (see AltCollege on this site and go to (link edited out.).
Anyway, I will be glad to talk to you..."
Right then, I want you to pay special attention to the part about how it took him years and years to earn master status..... etc.. Pay special attention to that because there have been some fucking funny developments to this particular story.. In his profile he speaks of spending 10 (ten) years as this woman's slave (I think he called himself a sex boy) and then afterward rose through the "ranks" to become the person he is today.
Apparently he found someone to teach and personally "certify" them as a mistress.. YAY!! The person's name on CM is Sexpectation and is a 33 female dominant.
Now, it takes how long to become a master in the old guard traditions?? Years and years right?...RIGHT?
This person purported to be brand new to the lifestyle not 4 years ago and was in fact brought into the life by this mastertrainerv clown.. Or at least that's what the profile says.
All of a sudden on her profile she has completed her formal training and has now been "certifed" as a mistress..
Oh but wait.. not only that, she is also *giggle* an associate mistress trainer for that altcollege thingiemaboobie.
..
Now what kind of bullcrap is this assclown trying to pull? Years and years to be elevated to master, grandmaster, and finally master trainer.. and this weird looking woman (Yeah, the woman looks weird) who was brand new to the lifestyle less than 4 years ago was made into some sort of TRAINER in her own right?
Oh, now you know I don't really give a flying fuck about it.. I just find it all pretty lulz worthy.. Most likely, the dude found someone to buy into his line of shit and once on the hook, stayed hooked..
Of course they both type in the same typing style and since they are both on my favs list I see they logon one right after the other, but we all know a real old guard master would NEVER stoop so low as to create an alterego for his online profile and "school" err would he?
What are the odds?
Oh, before I get into this bit it's time to remember the fake lesbian theme song, Men in Tights.. Not linking it, just remember it. ya got it? Good..
Now, what are the odds of two lesbians.. both in the same area and on CM... both being "profoundly" deaf from having meningitis when they were seven years old?
Further, what are the odds of their respective explanations of this being the exact same on their profiles, AND!!!!!!!!.. And that the two of them actually know each other because they are on each other's friends list on CM?
I'd say. ohhh.. even money since that's the facts of the case.
We're talking about a 19 and 20 lesbian female switch in Alberta, Canada.
Here's a cute little piece of the 20 year old's profile..
"I have an old pc, it has no USB port, no CD ROM drive, no Blue Tooth, no Memory Card slots, and I run WIN NT 4.0 as my operating system.
I am profoundly deaf, I have no use for a cell phone."
Now, this bit was written to explain that she has absolutely no way to take photos and transfer them to her computer. Of course her primary profile photo shows a woman taking a self photo with an electronic camera, but we'll overlook that.
Everyone sing along.. "We're mennnnnnn we're men in tiii-iiights...."
Oh, I know it's the same guy.. You don't have to tell me. Check them out, they are wendywendywendy and Eating0My0Candie. One of them is purportedly being "trained" by a well known fake lesbian called Cory4u. You might want to also have a look at the profile of another 20 lesbian in Alberta called willing0slave. She has two friends on her profile, these two.. and gives a shout out to this cory4u fella.
Here's another that caused me to have a giggling fit.. A 30 lesbian dominant in Holly, Michigan.. Here check out this profile part...
"Looking for a slave willing to do all as told no questions asked. Men will be blocked Xxxxxxxxxx is a fake I will not do phone I have had my number given out to many time and have had to change it to many times. Looking for a slave willing to let me take over there life."
Now let's seeeeeeeee..... Looking for someone to do all with no questions asked.. she further goes on later in this profile part to say she wants someone who will let her take over their lives..
Yet... ummm.. she won't even do phone?
I just don't know.. I think if it were me about to let someone take over my life i'd want some sort of committment from that person, wouldn't you?
Oh dear, i'm just not being a nice person am I? Oh well, i'll end it right here then, I wouldn't want anyone accusing me of being mean, now would I?
I tell you all, I was sitting here browsing profiles to find the lulz and came across a couple of real gems.. Here's one who simply MUST play the victim, and then the teacher.
Okay it's a 40 submissive in Illinois and her profile is a poem *eyeroll*.. Yeah fine, but here's a journal entry this one wrote on 1-2-2012..
"1/2/2012 9:57:56 AM:
Warning to other submissive females about a Dom/Abuser on this site."
Just to set the seriousness of the mood here, that first part is typed in large red letters on a white background.. Because dammit, this is a fucking serious warning and she needs your attention!! So listen the fuck up!
Errr right, back to the journal..
"I wasn't going to do this but after talking with some friends I realized that it was my duty to warn other subs about this Dom that isn't anything but an abuser. He goes by the name ChicagoDom9999. I talked to him for 3 months by phone, we finally met, and against my better judgement and all the "red flags" I played."
Okay, time out.
Yeah sure, the BDSM D/s scene is chock full of abusers and there's no denying it and this ChicagoDom9999 person may very well BE one...But come on now, what does it say about you when you can tell us that it was against your better judgement and all the "red flags" yet you still played with him?
Well it tells us you're a fucking idiot right off the bat. If you're going to leave your common sense at the door, you shouldn't be surprised when bad things happen because of it. Enough unsuspecting people get hurt for me to ever have any sort of sympathy for the potential Darwin Award candidate who knew it was a bad idea to play with this guy yet still did so. Okay, even if she was not correct and perhaps this guy is not the abuser she claims, going against your better judgement and ignoring the red flags is just plain fucking stupid.
"Long story short..... Was tied and beaten bad enough that almost a month later my breasts and ass are still bruised, I had to see a doctor because of the abrasions/infection and he never once asked how I was doing after my visit. Four days later, a few texts and he disappeared. Now, me being a masochist, and if he had really wanted r/t like he said this wouldn't have been a problem. He could have helped me through it, but this is not who he is. Do not see this man, you will be hurt and played. So ladies, if you have any questions, feel free to message me, and I will provide you will his real name because I am sure once he realizes that I have posted this he will change his screen name if he hasn't already."
As a point of interest, the person mentioned did not delete his profile, but it's empty. Yes, when someone goes out and gets abused like this, it sucks and all that, but COME ON, If you're not smart enough to heed those red flags and play with this asshole even though it was against your better judgement, you don't get to play either the fucking victim or the teacher. Besides, she even says that if he'd hung around, it wouldn't have been a problem instead of him being one that wanted nothing more than to do what he did.
Umm, you were abused to the point where the bruises were still there a month later and had to see the doctor for infections.. and your big issue is that he didn't want to stay around for more... It really makes me wonder if the actual "abuse" is he didn't want you afterward.
No, on second thought you DO get to be a teacher of sorts.. Here, let me help you. Hey folks, this is the classic example of idiocy. Don't be an idiot.
There, lesson taught.
As for the above person, learn to listen when that little voice in your head is telling you that you're about to fuck up.
Yeah, I know that sounds a bit harsh to profess no sympathy for someone who got abused. But I just can't when someone will not take responsibility for their own decisions.
Ah, and my old friend MzCourtney has once again started a new name, this time he is using the name IrisBitch and is now a 22 year old female dominant in Pennsylvania. (He was 35 last year.) Same sort of profile with a slightly different wording but it says the same thing. No hilarious bit about making his parents kneel for him though, he's slipping.
Not too long after I started this blog, I was contacted by someone who said he was of the European old guard and had this story he told about himself involving his first mistress being a grand daughter of Leopold Masoch.. I'm not going to make you go find it, i'll just repost it so that you can see it and where this is going.
The following is what he sent to me awhile back. I posted it then because this college professor and lifelong master was one to have read my profile and took the damn thing seriously.
"Hi there! I read your profile and got confused...
UltimateDomme... Switch... slave... Grand Mistress... Do you really understand what you are talking about after those three weeks of intensive training 'under a European and an Asian Master'? It sounds like that Master or Masters of yours are just self-proclaimed dominants with no elementary education in BDSM traditions and culture.
I am a lifelong Master, professionally trained in an European tradition of BDSM (my Mistress was a grand daughter of Mr. Masoch - I hope that you know this name), and it took me years and years to earn Master status, then Grand Master status, and then MasterTrainer status... For more info, please, read my entire profile and journal entries...
If you are serious about BDSM traditions and culture and want to become a certified Mostress, I will be glad to educate and coach you as a founder of Alt & BDSM College (see AltCollege on this site and go to (link edited out.).
Anyway, I will be glad to talk to you..."
Right then, I want you to pay special attention to the part about how it took him years and years to earn master status..... etc.. Pay special attention to that because there have been some fucking funny developments to this particular story.. In his profile he speaks of spending 10 (ten) years as this woman's slave (I think he called himself a sex boy) and then afterward rose through the "ranks" to become the person he is today.
Apparently he found someone to teach and personally "certify" them as a mistress.. YAY!! The person's name on CM is Sexpectation and is a 33 female dominant.
Now, it takes how long to become a master in the old guard traditions?? Years and years right?...RIGHT?
This person purported to be brand new to the lifestyle not 4 years ago and was in fact brought into the life by this mastertrainerv clown.. Or at least that's what the profile says.
All of a sudden on her profile she has completed her formal training and has now been "certifed" as a mistress..
Oh but wait.. not only that, she is also *giggle* an associate mistress trainer for that altcollege thingiemaboobie.
..
Now what kind of bullcrap is this assclown trying to pull? Years and years to be elevated to master, grandmaster, and finally master trainer.. and this weird looking woman (Yeah, the woman looks weird) who was brand new to the lifestyle less than 4 years ago was made into some sort of TRAINER in her own right?
Oh, now you know I don't really give a flying fuck about it.. I just find it all pretty lulz worthy.. Most likely, the dude found someone to buy into his line of shit and once on the hook, stayed hooked..
Of course they both type in the same typing style and since they are both on my favs list I see they logon one right after the other, but we all know a real old guard master would NEVER stoop so low as to create an alterego for his online profile and "school" err would he?
What are the odds?
Oh, before I get into this bit it's time to remember the fake lesbian theme song, Men in Tights.. Not linking it, just remember it. ya got it? Good..
Now, what are the odds of two lesbians.. both in the same area and on CM... both being "profoundly" deaf from having meningitis when they were seven years old?
Further, what are the odds of their respective explanations of this being the exact same on their profiles, AND!!!!!!!!.. And that the two of them actually know each other because they are on each other's friends list on CM?
I'd say. ohhh.. even money since that's the facts of the case.
We're talking about a 19 and 20 lesbian female switch in Alberta, Canada.
Here's a cute little piece of the 20 year old's profile..
"I have an old pc, it has no USB port, no CD ROM drive, no Blue Tooth, no Memory Card slots, and I run WIN NT 4.0 as my operating system.
I am profoundly deaf, I have no use for a cell phone."
Now, this bit was written to explain that she has absolutely no way to take photos and transfer them to her computer. Of course her primary profile photo shows a woman taking a self photo with an electronic camera, but we'll overlook that.
Everyone sing along.. "We're mennnnnnn we're men in tiii-iiights...."
Oh, I know it's the same guy.. You don't have to tell me. Check them out, they are wendywendywendy and Eating0My0Candie. One of them is purportedly being "trained" by a well known fake lesbian called Cory4u. You might want to also have a look at the profile of another 20 lesbian in Alberta called willing0slave. She has two friends on her profile, these two.. and gives a shout out to this cory4u fella.
Here's another that caused me to have a giggling fit.. A 30 lesbian dominant in Holly, Michigan.. Here check out this profile part...
"Looking for a slave willing to do all as told no questions asked. Men will be blocked Xxxxxxxxxx is a fake I will not do phone I have had my number given out to many time and have had to change it to many times. Looking for a slave willing to let me take over there life."
Now let's seeeeeeeee..... Looking for someone to do all with no questions asked.. she further goes on later in this profile part to say she wants someone who will let her take over their lives..
Yet... ummm.. she won't even do phone?
I just don't know.. I think if it were me about to let someone take over my life i'd want some sort of committment from that person, wouldn't you?
Oh dear, i'm just not being a nice person am I? Oh well, i'll end it right here then, I wouldn't want anyone accusing me of being mean, now would I?
Friday, November 25, 2011
So here we are, it's been a couple of months since we've last gathered here... Didya miss me, huh huh?
Ah, just to giggle a little at that silly collarmefakes.com website, they've accomplished exactly what I said they would. Some of the old fakes have disappeared and a whole new crop of fakes with new profiles, (And pictures for all you collectors) have emerged to carry on the tradition.
One of the moderators there (The very same started looking for a master at age 12 I spoke of before) has posted a ton of shit calling out fake doms.. Basically she posts the conversation, and I have to admit most of the people who she is posting about sound like a bunch of morons based on what she's posting.. There have been times when her Master has seen fit to take over the keyboard and give the moron in question a piece of his mind... One little interesting tidbit about that... He types in the exact same typing style as his slave...
Just Sayin'!
Interestingly enough, i've begun to notice something that I am sure was already there... But it has eluded me until now. There is an interestingly high amount of so called lesbians who have that ONE, only ONE man in their lives and he just happens to be the most wonderful person in the whole fucking world. I mean no one can compare.
Knock me over with a damned feather on how I missed this, but find out who this wonderful guy is and you've just uncovered the moron behind the fake's profile.
"Well duh!" I'm sure many of you are saying. Yeah, color me stoopid on this one, I didn't get it until very recently. (Translation, i've been really digging for the lulz and have been giving some of these profiles some real close looks.)
Some old favorites have returned as well, my old friend Mzcourtney has returned to us with a brand new name, Mzcourtneyagain <--- I swear that's what he's calling himself now!.. Ah, he's got the same pictures and the profile has taken out the most entertaining bits, (Plugging yourself before messaging him and that whole, "I make my parents kneel for me" bit that sent me into hyterical fits of laughter.).. But it's the same guy with pretty much the same sort of profile. Funnier is there's someone called lilly2serve who claims to be a 23 year old using the exact 4 pictures, with a journal entry speaking of how mzcourtneyagain has "stolen" her fake photos.
These two ought to get together and sort this out, there are about 200 photos of the model in the photos on Flickr, just look for CATE. I mean come on now, they should be able to figure this out easily enough.
Another old favorite with a new twist.. Well, not an old favorite since I only mentioned this dude in the last post. But i'm talking about the guy called HarvardDomDC... If one were to do a search of the name HarvardDom on CM, you'll find that this dude has a total of 9 profiles, putting him in different areas..
LA, NJ, NYC, Boston, DC, Texas, Philly, India and last but not least, CT. All nine of them have the same bullshit story, but it's kind of comforting in a seriously fucked up way to know just how many places are getting their own HarvardDom.. Sort of like a chain of restaurants or something.
Oh yeah, there's also a 10th HarvardDom.. but instead of a 25 or 26 year old with the bullshit story, it's of a 42 dominant in Cambridge, Mass. I have a feeling this one is quite likely the real deal. LOL.
Right then, here's a 61 female slave in Michigan, and while I think this is funny, it's also a bit sad..
Eh, instead of trying to explain it, i'll just let her do the explaining on this one.. It's two journal entries.. The first one sets the scene..
"My Master has instructed me to explain in general what I did to get my ass in such big trouble and then ask you what should my punishment be for my transgression. So here it goes,let me begin with a little explanation of my emotional state in the past weeks and more so now that I have been away from home for a week. I am and always will be an insecure person which my Master knows well. I have had little physical contact with my Master since the beginning of October. I have been lonely and miserable without him. I am away from home and missed him terribly. I had too many drinks Friday Night not excuses explanations of where I was emotionally. Master and I have had a bumpy road to this point indiscretions and errors of both of our parts left my trust in anyone shaky, even though I tried. I worry constantly about my Master wanting someone else younger, prettier, wilder etc. Yes insecure very much so!! Well Friday I had a fight with another person in my life that upset me greatly, I was lonely, I wasn't home I drank."
Yeah, I want you to pay special attention to the bit that says, "Master and I have had a bumpy road to this point indiscretions and errors of both of our parts left my trust in anyone shaky, even though I tried."
In the end, that sentence tells the entire story.
Right... so let's look at the journal entry that details the terrible crime she committed.
"Please read this and tell me what you think my punishment should be...Well now that there is a little back ground here is what I did...I created a fake profile. After I told my Master I was going to bed and we said GN I signed onto the fake ID. Truly I wanted to see if he would contact me within seconds I had a message from him, we chatted fake me asked if he had a sub/slave, he responded no not at this time, I was shocked and hurt, all I really wanted was for him tell me or anyone about me. That he had a slave and a damn good one! That was not the case...I didn't chat much longer I was crying and hurt. I in anger copied and pasted the message into a message to him...telling him enjoy the rest of his life. He told me he knew it was me and wasn't playing my "game" After an angry exchange we left chat... I spent the night miserable crying thinking he didn't care at all about me. Now I know I approached this all very wrong...I was disobedient, disrespectful and dishonest. Now what should my punishment be???"
So, she logs off and uses a fake profile and she catches the dude trying to better deal her.. Busts him on it.. He comes right back saying he knew it was her all along... And she BOUGHT IT!! Turned that shit right around on her and made it her fault.
Hey, well maybe he DID know it was her all along. I see profiles that are supposed to be different people but the typing style is the exact same. (I'm looking in your direction MistressGaby, MaidAlice, Sexysecretary, Slutsophie1, BossAlice... et al)
Or maybe he's the type we know SO well... who knows..
Anyway, she's asking for suggestions as to what her punishment should be. I can just imagine some of the messages she's getting with the details of said punishments.. But I errr.. I umm have my own idea..
Would you like to hear it?
Very well..
Her punishment should be.... That she be required to find someone new and put this guy in the rearview mirror. Oh, not because I think the guy is in the wrong, it's because any relationship where there is no trust is not a relationship at all. Better in my opinion to hurt now and then move forward with lessons hopefully learned.
As I said, that bit I quoted twice tells the entire story.. Point of interest, those two journal entries have vanished and have been replaced by an entry with the topic of deception.
Here's another on that same theme.
This is a 27 female submissive in Illinois and here's the first paragraph in her profile..
"I am an owned slut that is being punished. MY master has instructed me to post on this site...looking for men/women that want to use me, abuse me."
She posted this journal entry in Jan. of 2011
"Hoping that strict/mean dominant men/women find the time to use me....abuse me...humiliate me....so that master forgives me.....
IF you do it well enough....you may get me in real-life"
Uh huh..
And another in May of 2011.
"Master is upset with me......he feels i am not being used enough online. I feel i am disrespecting him by not finding men to interview me, humilate me...............where are those men?????"
As of this writing on the 21st, I see this person was last on 11-18-11.. And the punishment is apparently still going on... yes?
10 months and counting... You've GOT to wonder what she did to merit a 10 month and counting punishment.. Probably some silly shit such as forgetting to kneel a certain way...
Heh, here's one from the "while the cat's away" files.. a 38 female slave in Texas..
"she is already collared, to a soldier in Afghanistan - she is not looking for a full-time relationship - she would love to serve someone but not sexually - she just needs to feel useful again. her Master is deployed for at least 7 more months... she is afraid of forgetting how to be His true slave if she has no practice. she would prefer a Master who already owns a slave, but has inner desires to be worshiped which are not being fulfilled."
So, she only wants the practice huh? LOL. No really, she just wants to practice.. honest injun!!
You've got to love it when someone appears to forget what is in their profile and posts a journal entry contradicting it.
Here's a 19 female slave in Florida. First she says she is owned and it's one of those profiles where "Master may monitor this profile" sort of things. Here's a paragragh in her profile.
"This is my first time at real ownership. I have met my master originally 2 years ago. A local dom who I spent one night with then we lost touch over the years."
Keep in mind this profile was created 11-18-11. A week ago. Anyway, since when is two years ago "over the years"..? They make it sound like it was ancient history. Well, with the average life of your typical online relationship being what, 3 weeks? I suppose two whole years can be seen as "over the years." Eh..
Right then, so the "master" who may be monitoring said profile has posted a journal on the 21st and here's how it starts.
"I originally met this slut a few years ago here on collarme. We did a few basic training techniques and played around a bit.
Throughout the years we had lost touch then spoke then lost touch again. Recently, she contacted me again asking what kind of life she would have as my slave and I informed her that she would be completely controlled."
So, instead of being a local dom she spent one night with two years ago, it was someone met a few years ago for a few basic training techniques and playing around a bit. Gotta wonder, if this person is 19 now and was met on CM a "few years ago".. Just HOW many years ago and how old was this one back then?
Anyway, a contradicting story after only three days of the profile being created? For fuck's sake!
And finally, we have a 22 female slave in the UK and here's her profile.. She's created a new awards competition..
"Following a number of credible entries for a competition that never existed, I'm pleased to announce the first ever Unofficial CollarMe Biggest Fucktard Competition!!! Nominations to follow... First Nominations;
From: michealp Dated:09/20/2011 12:35 AM I am 43 look 35 handsome and a millionaire I want u here
From: mark191 Dated:10/30/11 8:40 AM hi i want to fuck you in your ass doggy style while pulling your hair then tie you to the bed and make you orgasm over and over again until you beg me to stop, then make you wear a really short skirt with no under wear and make you go shopping and stick a dildo up your ass and turn it on halfway round, then fist you in your ass and pussy at the same time then go for a walk in the park and il make you give me a blowjob and cum over your face then piss on you and make you walk round like it, then i will fuck you in your ass and cum up it then fist out the cum" <---- Ewwwww.. Just EWWWWW!
It's black friday so you know what that means.. All that working out we did all year to stay in shape for the dog eat dog world of door busters and out of this world bargains pays off today.
Remember... when the going gets tough... the tough so shopping!
Ah, just to giggle a little at that silly collarmefakes.com website, they've accomplished exactly what I said they would. Some of the old fakes have disappeared and a whole new crop of fakes with new profiles, (And pictures for all you collectors) have emerged to carry on the tradition.
One of the moderators there (The very same started looking for a master at age 12 I spoke of before) has posted a ton of shit calling out fake doms.. Basically she posts the conversation, and I have to admit most of the people who she is posting about sound like a bunch of morons based on what she's posting.. There have been times when her Master has seen fit to take over the keyboard and give the moron in question a piece of his mind... One little interesting tidbit about that... He types in the exact same typing style as his slave...
Just Sayin'!
Interestingly enough, i've begun to notice something that I am sure was already there... But it has eluded me until now. There is an interestingly high amount of so called lesbians who have that ONE, only ONE man in their lives and he just happens to be the most wonderful person in the whole fucking world. I mean no one can compare.
Knock me over with a damned feather on how I missed this, but find out who this wonderful guy is and you've just uncovered the moron behind the fake's profile.
"Well duh!" I'm sure many of you are saying. Yeah, color me stoopid on this one, I didn't get it until very recently. (Translation, i've been really digging for the lulz and have been giving some of these profiles some real close looks.)
Some old favorites have returned as well, my old friend Mzcourtney has returned to us with a brand new name, Mzcourtneyagain <--- I swear that's what he's calling himself now!.. Ah, he's got the same pictures and the profile has taken out the most entertaining bits, (Plugging yourself before messaging him and that whole, "I make my parents kneel for me" bit that sent me into hyterical fits of laughter.).. But it's the same guy with pretty much the same sort of profile. Funnier is there's someone called lilly2serve who claims to be a 23 year old using the exact 4 pictures, with a journal entry speaking of how mzcourtneyagain has "stolen" her fake photos.
These two ought to get together and sort this out, there are about 200 photos of the model in the photos on Flickr, just look for CATE. I mean come on now, they should be able to figure this out easily enough.
Another old favorite with a new twist.. Well, not an old favorite since I only mentioned this dude in the last post. But i'm talking about the guy called HarvardDomDC... If one were to do a search of the name HarvardDom on CM, you'll find that this dude has a total of 9 profiles, putting him in different areas..
LA, NJ, NYC, Boston, DC, Texas, Philly, India and last but not least, CT. All nine of them have the same bullshit story, but it's kind of comforting in a seriously fucked up way to know just how many places are getting their own HarvardDom.. Sort of like a chain of restaurants or something.
Oh yeah, there's also a 10th HarvardDom.. but instead of a 25 or 26 year old with the bullshit story, it's of a 42 dominant in Cambridge, Mass. I have a feeling this one is quite likely the real deal. LOL.
Right then, here's a 61 female slave in Michigan, and while I think this is funny, it's also a bit sad..
Eh, instead of trying to explain it, i'll just let her do the explaining on this one.. It's two journal entries.. The first one sets the scene..
"My Master has instructed me to explain in general what I did to get my ass in such big trouble and then ask you what should my punishment be for my transgression. So here it goes,let me begin with a little explanation of my emotional state in the past weeks and more so now that I have been away from home for a week. I am and always will be an insecure person which my Master knows well. I have had little physical contact with my Master since the beginning of October. I have been lonely and miserable without him. I am away from home and missed him terribly. I had too many drinks Friday Night not excuses explanations of where I was emotionally. Master and I have had a bumpy road to this point indiscretions and errors of both of our parts left my trust in anyone shaky, even though I tried. I worry constantly about my Master wanting someone else younger, prettier, wilder etc. Yes insecure very much so!! Well Friday I had a fight with another person in my life that upset me greatly, I was lonely, I wasn't home I drank."
Yeah, I want you to pay special attention to the bit that says, "Master and I have had a bumpy road to this point indiscretions and errors of both of our parts left my trust in anyone shaky, even though I tried."
In the end, that sentence tells the entire story.
Right... so let's look at the journal entry that details the terrible crime she committed.
"Please read this and tell me what you think my punishment should be...Well now that there is a little back ground here is what I did...I created a fake profile. After I told my Master I was going to bed and we said GN I signed onto the fake ID. Truly I wanted to see if he would contact me within seconds I had a message from him, we chatted fake me asked if he had a sub/slave, he responded no not at this time, I was shocked and hurt, all I really wanted was for him tell me or anyone about me. That he had a slave and a damn good one! That was not the case...I didn't chat much longer I was crying and hurt. I in anger copied and pasted the message into a message to him...telling him enjoy the rest of his life. He told me he knew it was me and wasn't playing my "game" After an angry exchange we left chat... I spent the night miserable crying thinking he didn't care at all about me. Now I know I approached this all very wrong...I was disobedient, disrespectful and dishonest. Now what should my punishment be???"
So, she logs off and uses a fake profile and she catches the dude trying to better deal her.. Busts him on it.. He comes right back saying he knew it was her all along... And she BOUGHT IT!! Turned that shit right around on her and made it her fault.
Hey, well maybe he DID know it was her all along. I see profiles that are supposed to be different people but the typing style is the exact same. (I'm looking in your direction MistressGaby, MaidAlice, Sexysecretary, Slutsophie1, BossAlice... et al)
Or maybe he's the type we know SO well... who knows..
Anyway, she's asking for suggestions as to what her punishment should be. I can just imagine some of the messages she's getting with the details of said punishments.. But I errr.. I umm have my own idea..
Would you like to hear it?
Very well..
Her punishment should be.... That she be required to find someone new and put this guy in the rearview mirror. Oh, not because I think the guy is in the wrong, it's because any relationship where there is no trust is not a relationship at all. Better in my opinion to hurt now and then move forward with lessons hopefully learned.
As I said, that bit I quoted twice tells the entire story.. Point of interest, those two journal entries have vanished and have been replaced by an entry with the topic of deception.
Here's another on that same theme.
This is a 27 female submissive in Illinois and here's the first paragraph in her profile..
"I am an owned slut that is being punished. MY master has instructed me to post on this site...looking for men/women that want to use me, abuse me."
She posted this journal entry in Jan. of 2011
"Hoping that strict/mean dominant men/women find the time to use me....abuse me...humiliate me....so that master forgives me.....
IF you do it well enough....you may get me in real-life"
Uh huh..
And another in May of 2011.
"Master is upset with me......he feels i am not being used enough online. I feel i am disrespecting him by not finding men to interview me, humilate me...............where are those men?????"
As of this writing on the 21st, I see this person was last on 11-18-11.. And the punishment is apparently still going on... yes?
10 months and counting... You've GOT to wonder what she did to merit a 10 month and counting punishment.. Probably some silly shit such as forgetting to kneel a certain way...
Heh, here's one from the "while the cat's away" files.. a 38 female slave in Texas..
"she is already collared, to a soldier in Afghanistan - she is not looking for a full-time relationship - she would love to serve someone but not sexually - she just needs to feel useful again. her Master is deployed for at least 7 more months... she is afraid of forgetting how to be His true slave if she has no practice. she would prefer a Master who already owns a slave, but has inner desires to be worshiped which are not being fulfilled."
So, she only wants the practice huh? LOL. No really, she just wants to practice.. honest injun!!
You've got to love it when someone appears to forget what is in their profile and posts a journal entry contradicting it.
Here's a 19 female slave in Florida. First she says she is owned and it's one of those profiles where "Master may monitor this profile" sort of things. Here's a paragragh in her profile.
"This is my first time at real ownership. I have met my master originally 2 years ago. A local dom who I spent one night with then we lost touch over the years."
Keep in mind this profile was created 11-18-11. A week ago. Anyway, since when is two years ago "over the years"..? They make it sound like it was ancient history. Well, with the average life of your typical online relationship being what, 3 weeks? I suppose two whole years can be seen as "over the years." Eh..
Right then, so the "master" who may be monitoring said profile has posted a journal on the 21st and here's how it starts.
"I originally met this slut a few years ago here on collarme. We did a few basic training techniques and played around a bit.
Throughout the years we had lost touch then spoke then lost touch again. Recently, she contacted me again asking what kind of life she would have as my slave and I informed her that she would be completely controlled."
So, instead of being a local dom she spent one night with two years ago, it was someone met a few years ago for a few basic training techniques and playing around a bit. Gotta wonder, if this person is 19 now and was met on CM a "few years ago".. Just HOW many years ago and how old was this one back then?
Anyway, a contradicting story after only three days of the profile being created? For fuck's sake!
And finally, we have a 22 female slave in the UK and here's her profile.. She's created a new awards competition..
"Following a number of credible entries for a competition that never existed, I'm pleased to announce the first ever Unofficial CollarMe Biggest Fucktard Competition!!! Nominations to follow... First Nominations;
From: michealp Dated:09/20/2011 12:35 AM I am 43 look 35 handsome and a millionaire I want u here
From: mark191 Dated:10/30/11 8:40 AM hi i want to fuck you in your ass doggy style while pulling your hair then tie you to the bed and make you orgasm over and over again until you beg me to stop, then make you wear a really short skirt with no under wear and make you go shopping and stick a dildo up your ass and turn it on halfway round, then fist you in your ass and pussy at the same time then go for a walk in the park and il make you give me a blowjob and cum over your face then piss on you and make you walk round like it, then i will fuck you in your ass and cum up it then fist out the cum" <---- Ewwwww.. Just EWWWWW!
It's black friday so you know what that means.. All that working out we did all year to stay in shape for the dog eat dog world of door busters and out of this world bargains pays off today.
Remember... when the going gets tough... the tough so shopping!
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