Oooo.. a new post already!!

Ah, but it's dedicated to one person..

Well now, i've had something happen that until now has not happened. And that is, one of the people i've written about actually defending themselves.. Now folks, i'm a fair minded bitch so that person will get their words shown unedited.. Of course, i'll have a reply..

Anyway, the one i'm speaking of is willing0slave.. and let me show you the first little exchange I had with this one..

First the person sees i've favorited them and reads my profile as is quite natural to do, and then sent me the following note.

"From:  willing0slave 
    Dated:  2/10/12 9:48 PM 

 I read , your stuff is hilarious, Chuck, 18 and a Master, made me laugh so hard I choked. Taking his meds, working at Cm D's, living in a mansion or is it a trailor, you are very funny. Thank you for the giggles."

Right then.. I sent back the following reply..

" To:  willing0slave 
    Dated:  2/11/12 12:52 AM 
 Heh, you ought to read the blog, but I doubt you/eating0my0candie/wendywendywendy will find it quite as amusing."

Now, this message was read at 1:52AM and I was awake until about 3:30 and saw the person indeed looked at my profile again and was logged on as late as 3:00..Let's just assume the blog was being read..

When I logged on this morining, I had a very long message waiting for me.. Get ready for the ride.. And my responses will be contained within in bold.

" From:  willing0slave 
    Dated:  2/11/12 7:55 AM 
Oh I hope you will read this in its entirety. Your blog was funny too as you answered your own questions.

First of all, Candie and Wendy met at a hospital for the treatment of meningitis when they were 7 and 6 respectively. That is how they know each other."

- Buzzzzzzttt! Each of their profiles say that it happened when they were seven, not seven and six respectively. Likely one will be changed now, but it's there and posted word for word the exact same.

"I was Candies neighbour in Tenn until I was 3, I played with her when we are in diapers.

We moved back to France where I was born, yes I have a real French last name.

We were there for only a year or so and moved to toronto. This had to do with my fathers job.
I didnt run into Candie again untill we found each other at the junior highschool I attended. She and Wendy did corespondence, but have to write the tests at a real high school, hense how we reconnected, and how I met Wendy.

Following??? Yes I know not to hard to imagine now."

- Mmmkay.. let's draw a map and a timeline here.. This one was born in France...they knew each other in Tennessee until they were three, and played with each other when they were in diapers.. And then BACK to France and on to Toronto after a year, where she reconnected with her toddler friend Candie and then wendy in junior high school... who knew each other because they were together in the hospital when they had meningitis.. Got it!!

"We all came out west to Alberta for the chance at a better job.

We live together, we are room mates, all three of us. Wow, three freinds living in the same place? GOD that is so strange, it would be such a good idea if girls did that at universities to save money. OH wait, they do. (Sorry for the sarcasm)"

-Whoop, and there it is.. they all live together under the same roof...Explanation for them logging on at short intervals.. Yanno, each waiting their turn at the computer. I haven't even bothered to make note of the fact they all type in the same style and make the same sort of spelling errors... Oh, guess I have now.. *giggle*

"We didnt suddenly become lesbians and then miraculously just find each other.

Candie and Wendy are a given, they spent so much time together at that hospital and bonded over losing their hearing. Oh, and I hate men.

So, that is not so strange. I am sure you know more straight girls than I know gay"

-Okay, so now the explanation of how they turned to lesbianism.. This is rather interesting as it was not in question.. Remember, I only asked.. "what are the odds." Turns out they all live together, and silly me thought it was alllllll the same person.

 "As for being owned, I know the woman.

As for MissCory, born with a pussy, well known as she has tons of friends in real life."

-Ahhh.. so Cory4u gets mentioned.. Speaking of Cory4u.. I had a bit of an exchange with that one that happened just before I posted my last blog entry. And something interesting happened to that one as well.. Here's the exchange..

" Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 8:41 PM:


 What prompted you to become one of my - admirers?
<smiling>  Cory

 UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:13 PM:

Oh, I was looking at the profiles of those two deaf dudes in alberta and saw that your name was mentioned as owning one of them.
 Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:20 PM:

I have no clue who or what you're talking about. Where did you see that?


 UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:20 PM:

 wendywendywendy is the one lol.

 Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:22 PM:

There are deaf dudes in alberta??


 UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:23 PM:

LOL, Yeah.. they've been afflicted with that common fake lesbian affliction of deafness.

 Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:24 PM:

Still have no clue what you're talking about  lol


 UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:26 PM:

*shrug* I told you the name of the one who says they belong to you..


 Cory4U on 2/6/12 at 11:28 PM:

kk   I guess I own someone I dont know then lol


 UltimateDomme on 2/6/12 at 11:30 PM:

Mmmhmm."

Wellllllll, isn't it very interesting how this person flat out denied she even knows these people? I'd be wondering about this if were wendy x3... just fucking denied it.. OH SNAP!

Another VERY interesting tidbit... when this exchange happened, cory4u was in Vancouver in Canada,(This profile has been around 2 years, since 3-2010 and was always in Vancouver.) and the next day the location on the profile changed first to Midwest, Alabama.. and then to Midwest, Minnesota where it remains now.... Probably had a look at the map after selecting Alabama, who knows.Now, if I were the curious sort... I'd wonder why this one felt the need to change her location..very very curious.
 
Now as I said, cory4u is a well known fake and her photos have been on numerous profiles on CM.

"Candie and Wendys pics were stolen, different times, so you need to proove you have the originals to make a claim against anyone, and low and behold, they do. Why is that, I can tell you, they opened up their CD-R collection and OMG there were their own pics. Confirmed the "real thing" by CM itself. How interesting. Cant get any more real than that.

Yes the pc we have, yup WE have, is old surplus. I got it from work. It was brand new in the box, never used, so we got it free. It runs fast and is great for online stuff.

Yes it has no USB, and runs on WIN NT 4.0, and looks like WIN 95.
We dont give out nude pics, we dont give out anymore than we decided to give in the first place, we live by the rules we make for ourselves."

-So, the pictures on their profile they got onto their computer that has no CD came from where???? Their CD-R collection. Now you know, I would just be fucking shirking here if I failed to mention that candie says their computer DOES NOT HAVE A CD. It had to have been one mean feat to get those pictures onto their computer without a CD player from CD-R's, wouldn't you say?

Lest it be forgotten, this is from candie's profile..He lists the sort of things that will get you ignored...

"Ask me to make a sign for some odd reason then take a pic...

(I have no way of taking, loading pics onto my PC, sending it to you, I have no way of doing this, I have no way of doing this, I have no way of doing this, I have no way of doing this and I cannot use my work PC for anything private)"

-Yep yep, got it. She cannot make a sign and take a photo with it and then upload it you. You might want to have a look at CM's policy when it comes to stolen pictures evidence.. Here i'll post it for you.

"1) You can use the form below to upload a picture of yourself holding up a piece of paper with the words "STOLEN PHOTOS" written on it. We must be able to clearly see your face for the purpose of comparison. This is the simplest and easiest way to verify your identity.

 2) You can use the form below to upload an image of your government issued photo-identification card. This can be your drivers license, passport, or other government-issued identification card which has your picture on it. You may black-out sensitive information, such as your identification number, if desired.

 3) We also comply fully with the DMCA notification and takedown provisions. If you would like to notify us of infringing content by utilizing these provisions, please click here for instructions. 


 Can I use other means to verify my identity?
 No. Sending us other information, such as links to websites containing your photos, are not sufficient."

-Translation, CM needs more than just the fact you say the photos are on your "CD-R collection" to prove such a claim. They need proof of who YOU are before they will act upon someone's claim of stolen photos.

Now tell me, how can you take such a proof photo and upload it when you have no way to get such photos to your computer? Same goes for the ID card, must be scanned onto the computer, right?.. Right.

"As for me, I was injured by a stalker and attacked last year and spent several months in the hospital. They put me down as a woman, because i Have a period, a vagina, and breasts. I suppose my physio theropist is too stupid to see me, touch me and cannot tell if I am real or not?? I am pretty sure she would know."

-So all we need is to get with the physio to check on this one, eh? Interesting when I actually didn't call into disrepute this willing0slave person.. I just found the profile very interesting.. Well, now more interesting that's for certain. 

"So to sum up...
We dont need to show everyone every pic we own.
We dont need to put our whole lives on line for you to inspect.
We dont care if you dont know us, we have more than a dozen friends we know in real life. on this sight.
We have been called fake before, why should we care? we are real. So we dont care about it...
If I had to show everyone that asked me to proove who I am I would be answerring to every ultimatum and you know what? We dont care."

- The very fact of the long message sent to me is strong evidence to the contrary that you do not care.. Best to not say a word in this case, you could just make it worse... Errr, you have. 

"I liked what you wrote, it made me laugh.
That you have this need to pick us apart and make accusations, fine, at least you were rather kind about it, I hate doms who yell and scream when you say no to nude pics.

Oh by the way, Candie taking her own pic? she was 18, and the camera was a friends, we dont own a camera, or cell phones, and we dont have a home phone either"

- And the fact you have no way of getting photos to your computer cannot be escaped even if said photo was taken with the friend's camera.

"When our doorbell is pushed, ourt lights flash on and off.

We have no use for a cell, we cannot feel it vibrate in our purse. And we cannot tell if is it on or off, or too loud, the deaf dont use cells unless they want to shuffle it around with them. We dont. And today some woman tried to tell me I should keep it in my bra then I would know it was on. I dont wear a bra, I have less than a hand full, what do I need a bra for? I stopped wearing them over a year ago."

-Now, I want you all to pay special note to this paragragh..It sounds as if all THREE of them are deaf, not just the two with meningitis.. Is that how you all are reading this one as well?

"You have any idea how disturbing it is to see a pic someone took and you have no idea they are ever there? NO you are a hearing person, we dont hear the click, you do.

Pics being taken all around us, we find disturbing, so we went and got some pics taken.

Low and belong we offer a good array of pics. If you dont like it, oh well.

We dont live with ultimatums. No one rules our lives with threats.

I know many people on here in person, and 95% on this site are all fake."

- Yep, definitely saying all three of them are deaf, not just the other two.. Right then..Point of interest, a deaf person would not hear the click, but they WOULD see the fucking flash! As an aside, i'd be curious to know where I made any threats..

"I dont need a cam, I dont need to send you more pics, why are the ones you are lookig at not good enough?

I dont have to defend myself, but I decided to since you wrote about us and some things need straightening out.

So now you know we did not just suddenly meet out of the blue? we know each other.

So now you can rest assured. You have a reason for everything being as it is.

You know you could have just asked.

willing0slave"

Tada! Hey, I sent back a message that basically said, "cool story bro, that took balls."

And it IS a cool story, quite creative even though it jumps about a bit, I was riveted to the edge of my seat.

But we've all heard the old saying that once the lying starts, the lies become too hard to keep straight. That is clearly illustrated here.

I've often wondered why the people I write about don't confront me, and I think I may have found my answer... If someone like me takes the mickey a bit on your profile, why on earth would you want to give them a reason to revisit it and possibly have another go?

Here's the really funny part to me.. When I posted the last blog entry I just thought it was funny to see those two profiles and the way they were worded.. I never expected such a elaborate story be sent to me as an attempt of defense against my writing..

Now a little lesson for you.. I'm positive there are people who after reading my blog look up the profiles of the ones i've had a go at and decide for themselves that what I am saying isn't on the mark, or they may not be convinced when I say someone is a fake lesbian that it is so.. Maybe a slighttttttt doubt in some minds..

That goes right down the ole crapper when you send me that sort of elaborate "defense" and give me the chance to have a second go at the profiles, and now your further story that looks like swiss cheese.
Also, it's bad form to say something such as "I don't need to defend myself" while you're spending what had to be significant time compiling that story and sending it to me in the attempt to do what you've just said you don't need to do.

Heh, now this is a personal message to willing/candie/wendy and cory.. I really don't care that the person(s) behind your profiles are men. I've stated myself on this blog that unless you start talking to real women and end up hurting someone, you're harmless.

However you ARE funny, as are the profiles and the layers of bullcrap contained within. I write about the things I see on collarme that are funny, and as hard as may be to believe, it's NOT personal, it's just humor..... And today you're provived me and hopefully the readers of this blog a little more such humor. 

I'm not here issuing breaking news about people who are not real.. the ones I call fake lesbians are pretty fucking obvious.. The "i'm deaf" or "I was born mute" is a rather common affliction for fake lesbians to have. You know why too, it's to avoid having to voice verify.

Ah, and just before i'm ready to post this.. I get another message from willing..

"From:  willing0slave 
    Dated: 2/11/12 9:20 PM 

 NO it didnt take balls. I dont have balls, it took common sense and I just wanted to correct you and set you straight. And it is Bri, not Bro

Now I have done that, and I tire of constant critisism so Iwll not talk with you again you are convinced ther is some conspiracy, you are an idiot, and yet a smart girl.

I will block you now, and just be done with you.

Please leave me alone, the last stalker lost her priviedlges, dont make me report you for harassing me.
Be well"

Oh dear, now i'm a stalker.. Well fuck... Guess I better cool it so I don't lose my "priviedlges"

Well dude.. report me all you want.. Go ahead :)