I HAVE RETURNED!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upR7GQ5ToCs
Yeah I know right? It's been two years and I am sure you are all wondering where I've been and what I have been up to, yes? RIGHT? Right.
Well, Me and a couple of friends chartered a plane and flew off to all those countries where all those supermodel slaves live, on a quest to bring them all back to America and install then in my mansion.. And well you know, I've been busy with them...
Oh why the fuck do you care where I've been anyway?
Actually I've been here the entire time, but hidden you see.. Ah, not exactly hidden as such, more like I was on the naughty hidden profile list. Took them long enough to get around to me, eh? But yeah, hidden.
So, they left the UltimateDomme profile there, and for a 2nd time, deleted the profile containing my real identity, CurvyandMean. You know if I were paranoid I would start to wonder about what the powers that be over there at collarme.. errr sorry, it's collarspace now (Yeah, fuck you if you think I am changing the name of this blog.) are thinking a lot of the time.
So yeah, I've been there all along, logging in periodically just to see if I could find anything funny or interesting. And one day out of the blue I start getting profile looks and messages. So, i'm back.. Yay me!
As far as the finding anything funny or interesting bit.. The names seem to have changed but the song remains the same.
My old friend Brian is still about doing the same shit he was a couple of years ago.. Starting a female profile (Always uses the same picture too.. no imagination on this cat.).. starts off as Dominant with the stated goal of building a stable of sluts to control.. then a few days later some other guy playing Domme will have `broken' him.. If you read this blog from way back when, he was the one who was `Gabby' during that whole MsStrict77 saga..
Now he DID add a twist to his routine this time.. Yeah, this time the little shit used the name `UltimateDomme123' Now of course, I messaged him to take the piss.. Even had to laugh at him using the name I have spent all this time trashing... He's already deleted the profile, err usually he does that after he gets caught being a guy... He'll be back though.. he alllllways comes back.
The former Domme26 (You remember him don't you? The one with the grammar that made your eyes bleed?) Is also still about doing the same shit as before, but is now
Richdomme99.
Right then.. Let's go to the profiles and see what sort of nonsense we can find to laugh at.
This is from a 55 female submissive in Ft. Lauderdale, FL. and here's the first paragraph of the profile.
"I used to be on here a year ago but got taken advantage of and somebody told my husband. Not like we had a great relationship but it caused a lot of problems for a while.
We are still married but I know he looks for me on here. I am really in West Tennessee, I say otherwise so he can't find me again."
Now, I would just like to point out that this person has included a couple of photos.. the main profile is a woman standing there completely naked, and undisguised. The 2nd photo is of this woman with a man.. the hubby mayhap?
Tell me if you will.. Just exactly how difficult did you make it for the hubby to find you on here again? Come on now, think!
Here's a 22 female submissive in Chicago, IL. The profile is nothing really special, it's the typical `I want to serve and have multiple orgasms' sort of profiles...
But umm.. the pictures.. errr.. ummm.. the pictures are at LEAST 30 years old. No, i'm not kidding.. One of them is an actual polaroid.. You know the ones with the large white borders? One of the pictures has in the background a television with two knobs.. for channel switching and fine tuning the signal.. From the days of yore when you had your choice of three channels to watch.
Not to mention.. These photos are from a time before it became chic to keep the bush trimmed..
You just gotta wonder.. did someone sneak into the attic and find their grandfather's shoebox full of porn?
Hmm, and just coming across my radar is a 23 female submissive in Chicago, same sort of name and profile, with photos of a different girl.. Hehe
The next one.. This profile I gotta quote the whole thing for you..
It's a 25 female slave in Detroit, MI... And awayyyyyyy we go.
"READ THIS PROFILE CAREFUL!!
At first i am the gf of the girl you talk to here. Make sure you understand the following. When you write a message, she will get this message. But beware, she is stupid, and
i mean serious stupid and extreme naive.
She has no computer knowledge, so do not expect she will give you any intelligent answer.
She has no access to the profile area or knows about her pics or can see them.
How? i blocked that specific websites.
Do not talk about the profile or the pics to her. She also thinks that this website is a talk website, she has absolute no idea about the lifestyle or BDSM.
She is just a rich stupid blonde. seriously.
Well, why do i do this profile for her? Lets say i have a nasty sadistic streak. I will observe who talks to her and what will be talked. If i think you are the wrong one, i
will block you without any warning.
Messages like " i want to talk with that stupid girl" will be blocked, because in this case you are the stupid one to send such a message to her.
Yes, she is really that girl in the pics. If you dont believe, i dont care.
I want that only people contact her who are able to abuse her naivety to the worse. She just moved
in an area where this will very good possible, as long you are clever and smart. With stupid and primitive talking you will get no result.
You will not meet her, i will take care that this will not happen. This is more a mindgame for the right mind. A mindgame with real results.
The chat will not work for her, you will have to use this message
system of CS."
*clicks tongue*
Right then, what need be said here?
Actually i'm trying to figure out how this rich, stupid blonde will even see the messages seeing that the author of the profile has blocked them. I wouldn't bother with this one, folks.. the picture? Yeah.. all over the net.
Can it REALLY be this easy? Here's an exchange I had in the past couple of days..
This is a 51 male sub in Georgia..
lockedforyoult on 9/22/15 at 7:23 PM:
nice story. is it true? keep me in a chastity cage?
UltimateDomme on 9/22/15 at 7:24 PM:
Errrr... yeah it's 100% totally true
lockedforyoult on 9/22/15 at 7:26 PM:
lock me in chastity?
UltimateDomme on 9/22/15 at 7:26 PM:
Ummm.. sure.. put on a cage and never ever orgasm again..
Bye :-)
lockedforyoult on 9/22/15 at 7:27 PM:
ok. Where do I send the key?
UltimateDomme on 9/22/15 at 7:28 PM:
flush it down the commode..
lockedforyoult on 9/22/15 at 7:28 PM:
yes ma'am... i will do that
UltimateDomme on 9/22/15 at 7:29 PM:
LOL>. okay
lockedforyoult on 9/22/15 at 7:30 PM:
no... seriously... for you. i will
Err.. Yeah.
Here's one I found cute.. it's a 40 male submissive in Merito, Tx.. His profile starts..
"I am experiencing fakefindomspace fatigue, so I thought I would outline my preferences in order to lessen the possibilities of any confusion...."
From there, it goes on to list in detail the things that if they are in your profile.. he ain't interested. Have a read, it's not bad at all.. Fakefinsdommespace Syndrome.. I love it!!
Eh.. So this post isn't all that funny.. But wanted to get a new post done anyway.. If I find some good shit to post.. I will.. Until then. L8r peepz.
Saturday, September 26, 2015
Sunday, August 25, 2013
Oh my goodness gracious, I've had no less than three different dommes message me to speak about the last entry. Apparently all of them of the `fix my roof and we'll call that `service'' type. All of them had some not very nice things to say to me, all of them with hidden profiles, and all of them thought it best to block me from any reply. (I laugh pretty loudly when anything that goes against someone's views is considered `not the true lifestyle'.)
That's really kind of silly when you think about it, as the reason they (Well, i'm not at all sure it wasn't the same person with different names seeing as all of this happened on the same day withing about an hour.) were messaging me to read me the riot act was because of what they read on this blog. Umm, blocking me from replying to your message really only increases the chance what I have to say in reply will end up here... I mean really, if you've read this blog you should know this.
Now, to be specific... I mentioned that sort of domme one example of the sort of dommes submissive men must wade through.. But let me be a little MORE specific about what I mean about that sort. They expect in the name of `service,' to have submssives perform labor for them. Things that would cost quite a bit of coin to have to pay for... in the name of service without any regard whatsoever for the submissive's own desires or fetishes... The reasoning there is if they are trullllllllllly submissive and wish to serve, it shouldn't matter right? (Heh, now I know you fellows know exactly what happens when YOU try to pull that shit on a submissive woman, yes yes?)
Yeah, so tell me this... How does that make that sort of `domme' any different from the financial cunts whose idea of `service' involves gift cards and wish lists.... Making it clear the submissive can (or should) expect nothing in return for the payment?
Yes, yes, that's TRUE service and those who don't understand that don't understand the "lifestyle."
Mmkay folks, now I have a question for all of you. Feel free to post your answers to this question here as a comment, or in a message to me at Collarme. First, let me show you this excerpt from the profile of a 21 lesbian submissive in Kansas.
"- Under the protection of XxxXxxxx. If you insist on being an ass, expect a message from him regarding your behavior -"
Right then, if you were to take the time to look up the person who has that girl under protection, you will find this is a 34 male dominant in Cornwall, United Kingdom. at the bottom of his profile you will find this...
"On a side note? 'XxxxXxxxXxxxx' is under my protection. She is a very special someone and my life is a better place for having her in it. Do not mess with her unless you want to hear from the not so easy-going side of me. Trust me, you don't, so let's just avoid that. Show her some respect. She is lovely, and she deserves it."
Got it... Got it... One is in Kansas and the other is located about 4,000 miles away in the UK. My question is, what in the blue monkey hell can this clown be protecting her from and HOW can he protect her other than sending a strongly worded message and being an Internet tough guy?
There was something else a few months ago that struck me as totally stupid.
It was a submissive woman in Florida and her dominant man in Holland or Denmark. He was messaging people he thought were close to her, trying to hook her up with people so that she could get some experience... Under his supervision of course.
Welllllll... This cat messaged me wondering if I were close enough to this woman and I had a couple of questions for him. One, I wanted to know why HE wasn't giving her this experience he felt she needed.
His answer was that even though they had a very close relationship it just wasn't possible for them to meet in real life. *smirk*
So... How exactly was he planning to `supervise' this, and how does he get the idea that he had any business trying to handle the affairs of someone he already knows he has absoutely no chance to meet in person and is so far away there is no possible way to step in if needed?
I asked those things and wouldn't you know it, he could give no real answer to those questions other than it just `feels right.' I know, doesn't that just take the biscuit?
Okay, I get that many people do this D/s stuff strictly online and that's cool with me. But the above is one of things that just strike me as stupid, not to mention irresponibile of the guy in Holland. I'd also wonder about the woman in Florida who was apparently okay with someone that far away selecting people for her to see in real life...Not to mention how it gives creedence to the idea of being involved with D/s and having your common sense magically disappear.
I said it was a few months ago, this particular arrangement no longer exists.
Fuck, I completely got sidetracked and forgot to ask the question. Actually, I forgot the question.. Carry on..
Along the same theme of things in people's profile that make you go, "hmm..."
This is a 55 male dominant in Reno, Nevada who posted as a journal something called the `Female Slave Manifesto.' Now it's written as from the viewpoint of a female slave, but it is clearly written by an internet dom.
Oh, how do I know it was clearly written by an internet Dom? Easily, just put that phrase into Google and the first entry will lead you to the post in the usenet newsgroup alt.sadistic in November of 1998, and it begins with this..
"These are the words that please the extreme sadist.
I have created them from a composite of several slaves who
served me to the utmost."
So yeah, an online dom wrote it..Read it and tell me how many women you know who are actually like this...
Nevermind that.. here's the part of his profile that makes me go, "huh?"
"I am in great shape, high stamina (fucking 2-3 times DAILY), seek daily use off an on as we deal with the real world in between. My slave would not have to work outside the home but stay in the home naked, collared and used DAILY. I never want things to become stagnant."
Of course, of course he's got his ideal in mind as does everyone.. But tell me, if you are in fact fucking 2-3 times a day already... (fucking, not tossing off to porn or any such shit like that..).... If you are in fact doing all this fucking on a daily basis, and working full time seeing as how your doormat won't have to work, how do you even have time to be online as often as you are looking for someone who embodies that Female Slave's Manifesto? Oh the Bitch knows you're online a lot. Everytime I logon guess whose name always right at the top? Also, when you find this doormat to keep around naked and collared, will this increase your fucking output or will whomever you're fucking 2 and 3 times a day now be getting a break when the fucking duties are split between them and the doormat?
Look, this is important shit to know!
Here's someone who messaged me to tell me that I was player and then promptly blocked me... I love the homophobic profile of this 67 dominant in Hamilton Ontario, Canada..
"Xxx
Xxxxx
Xxx
SIRRR
Is not interested in bi or gay males period.
NOT into CDs....NOT. Why can't males read english? I am NOT, NOT, NOT bi.
you can also find Me at XxxXxxxXxxxxxx.
BDSM is not just about sex, that is a very small part of it.. We are open to most and love to entertain....smiles.."
The part about not being into CD's is written in very LARGE type.. He wouldn't want you missing it ya see.
Well tell me, if the sex aspect is `very small' part of BDSM, why does it matter if it's a CD? No really, I keep hearing how BDSM isn't about sex from many people.. If that's the case what does straight, bi, or gay have to do with it?
C'mon gomer, just admit it IS about sex.. as it is for MANY people into BDSM.
Here's one that is actually rather cute in a somewhat fucked up way. We know about the famous BillInBoston (New name is BillInNH) who was and is behind some screennames such as SandraFrasier, LisaMarieRI, SandraGilbert, KarenBlack, Sandra68, Sandra688... amongst others.
He's using a new name lately called Karenonmyown and this one has a male sub and a picture of this sub wearing panties, holding a sign that says, "This cock belongs to Mistress Karen."
I'm sure the irony is unintentional on his part, but the statement is more true than meets the eye. Why? Because the photo is of none other than BillInBoston (BillinNH) himself. Heh, he belongs to himself.. I love it.
Rock on Bill!
Okay, one more and i'll stop for now... This is a 19 female switch in Utah, and the relevant part of her profile is the first line...
"*****Under Possible Consideration*****"
Mmkay, is this a brand new designation within the realm of D/s relationships? Someone is considering whether or not to consider her is what it sounds like to me. What I'm wondering here is whether the vanilla designation of this is `engaged to be engaged?'
No wait!!!... ONE more.. and I have a funny feeling this one is going to be like peeling an onion or some shit like that. But while browsing I came across this profile from someone called YurixX, a 23 female dominant in Durham, North Carolina.... Here's the profile..
"YurixK is a fake. My and her pics are from a girl I tricked on okcupid. Don't trust anyone with this girls pics. I have more of her that they don't have. Not wanting any thing but for them to be exposed thank you."
And then there's a journal on 8-22-2013...
"YurixK started as a profile to make me admit I am not real and is now a profile trying to use the pics I had to be a profile. Flag him without mercy"
Right then.. I looked for the profile of YurixK and find it's a 23 female dominant in Durham, North Carolina. Same person in the photos, and here's this one's profile..
"After careful consideration, I have decided to take missrachel1 as my new pet. She's rather a huge slut and can't get enough so all of you please feel free to use her with my blessing. Just remember to tell her that her Mistress YuriX sent you."
Still with me? So this YurixK person created a profile to make that YurixX person admit he was a fake, and is now trying to be a normal profile.. So let's peel some more of this onion and see what we can find.. Let's look at this missrachel1 that is mentioned on K's profile...
Missrachel1 is an 18 female dominant in the UK, and there's no written profile.. but there are several journals, here's the latest one on 7-19-2013.
"YurixX is threatening me she says i sent her pic which i didnt if she found pic of me i dont know how she got them and will upload them if i dont take down her pics but i do have one more that she sent that i haven't put up until now."
Right...Right.. This is starting to get weird.. this journal entry is speaking of X.. but K has photos in their profile of the same person in missrachel's profile.. So let's go to the scorecards..
X was messing around with this missrachel1 person... (I'm going to assume they were playing that favorite game of fake lesbians, break or be broken. seeing how X's profile photo shows that person with `slave' written on her arm...)And now K, who according to X was created to make X admit they were a fake... has apparently gone after missrachel1.. Of course if one were to (And I did, by the way) do a photo search on this missrachel1's photos, one would find missrachel1 is in fact a fake.
Mmkay.. back to the scorecard and let's see if we now have the whole picture.
YurixX tricked some girl on OKCupid into sending some photos, which they in turn used to create a profile on CM.. Played around with this missrachel1 person, ended up threatening missrachel1 with photos. Enter YurixK who creates a profile designed to catch YurixX being a fake...Then continues on with photos of missrachel1 in THAT profile and a profile that says they've taken missrachel1 as a pet.
Let's bring this full circle.. I messaged this K person and asked about YurixX's claims... You folks hold on tight.. Y'all are gonna love the reply I got.. Ready?
"From:
YurixK
Dated:
8/24/13 2:37 PM
what he says is true. what he doesn't say is i am the one from okcupid he tricked into sending pics."
Folks, just let it sink in slowly.. I suspect it's all a load of bullshit, but that was fucking FUNNY!
And on that note.. L8r peepz
That's really kind of silly when you think about it, as the reason they (Well, i'm not at all sure it wasn't the same person with different names seeing as all of this happened on the same day withing about an hour.) were messaging me to read me the riot act was because of what they read on this blog. Umm, blocking me from replying to your message really only increases the chance what I have to say in reply will end up here... I mean really, if you've read this blog you should know this.
Now, to be specific... I mentioned that sort of domme one example of the sort of dommes submissive men must wade through.. But let me be a little MORE specific about what I mean about that sort. They expect in the name of `service,' to have submssives perform labor for them. Things that would cost quite a bit of coin to have to pay for... in the name of service without any regard whatsoever for the submissive's own desires or fetishes... The reasoning there is if they are trullllllllllly submissive and wish to serve, it shouldn't matter right? (Heh, now I know you fellows know exactly what happens when YOU try to pull that shit on a submissive woman, yes yes?)
Yeah, so tell me this... How does that make that sort of `domme' any different from the financial cunts whose idea of `service' involves gift cards and wish lists.... Making it clear the submissive can (or should) expect nothing in return for the payment?
Yes, yes, that's TRUE service and those who don't understand that don't understand the "lifestyle."
Mmkay folks, now I have a question for all of you. Feel free to post your answers to this question here as a comment, or in a message to me at Collarme. First, let me show you this excerpt from the profile of a 21 lesbian submissive in Kansas.
"- Under the protection of XxxXxxxx. If you insist on being an ass, expect a message from him regarding your behavior -"
Right then, if you were to take the time to look up the person who has that girl under protection, you will find this is a 34 male dominant in Cornwall, United Kingdom. at the bottom of his profile you will find this...
"On a side note? 'XxxxXxxxXxxxx' is under my protection. She is a very special someone and my life is a better place for having her in it. Do not mess with her unless you want to hear from the not so easy-going side of me. Trust me, you don't, so let's just avoid that. Show her some respect. She is lovely, and she deserves it."
Got it... Got it... One is in Kansas and the other is located about 4,000 miles away in the UK. My question is, what in the blue monkey hell can this clown be protecting her from and HOW can he protect her other than sending a strongly worded message and being an Internet tough guy?
There was something else a few months ago that struck me as totally stupid.
It was a submissive woman in Florida and her dominant man in Holland or Denmark. He was messaging people he thought were close to her, trying to hook her up with people so that she could get some experience... Under his supervision of course.
Welllllll... This cat messaged me wondering if I were close enough to this woman and I had a couple of questions for him. One, I wanted to know why HE wasn't giving her this experience he felt she needed.
His answer was that even though they had a very close relationship it just wasn't possible for them to meet in real life. *smirk*
So... How exactly was he planning to `supervise' this, and how does he get the idea that he had any business trying to handle the affairs of someone he already knows he has absoutely no chance to meet in person and is so far away there is no possible way to step in if needed?
I asked those things and wouldn't you know it, he could give no real answer to those questions other than it just `feels right.' I know, doesn't that just take the biscuit?
Okay, I get that many people do this D/s stuff strictly online and that's cool with me. But the above is one of things that just strike me as stupid, not to mention irresponibile of the guy in Holland. I'd also wonder about the woman in Florida who was apparently okay with someone that far away selecting people for her to see in real life...Not to mention how it gives creedence to the idea of being involved with D/s and having your common sense magically disappear.
I said it was a few months ago, this particular arrangement no longer exists.
Fuck, I completely got sidetracked and forgot to ask the question. Actually, I forgot the question.. Carry on..
Along the same theme of things in people's profile that make you go, "hmm..."
This is a 55 male dominant in Reno, Nevada who posted as a journal something called the `Female Slave Manifesto.' Now it's written as from the viewpoint of a female slave, but it is clearly written by an internet dom.
Oh, how do I know it was clearly written by an internet Dom? Easily, just put that phrase into Google and the first entry will lead you to the post in the usenet newsgroup alt.sadistic in November of 1998, and it begins with this..
"These are the words that please the extreme sadist.
I have created them from a composite of several slaves who
served me to the utmost."
So yeah, an online dom wrote it..Read it and tell me how many women you know who are actually like this...
Nevermind that.. here's the part of his profile that makes me go, "huh?"
"I am in great shape, high stamina (fucking 2-3 times DAILY), seek daily use off an on as we deal with the real world in between. My slave would not have to work outside the home but stay in the home naked, collared and used DAILY. I never want things to become stagnant."
Of course, of course he's got his ideal in mind as does everyone.. But tell me, if you are in fact fucking 2-3 times a day already... (fucking, not tossing off to porn or any such shit like that..).... If you are in fact doing all this fucking on a daily basis, and working full time seeing as how your doormat won't have to work, how do you even have time to be online as often as you are looking for someone who embodies that Female Slave's Manifesto? Oh the Bitch knows you're online a lot. Everytime I logon guess whose name always right at the top? Also, when you find this doormat to keep around naked and collared, will this increase your fucking output or will whomever you're fucking 2 and 3 times a day now be getting a break when the fucking duties are split between them and the doormat?
Look, this is important shit to know!
Here's someone who messaged me to tell me that I was player and then promptly blocked me... I love the homophobic profile of this 67 dominant in Hamilton Ontario, Canada..
"Xxx
Xxxxx
Xxx
SIRRR
Is not interested in bi or gay males period.
NOT into CDs....NOT. Why can't males read english? I am NOT, NOT, NOT bi.
you can also find Me at XxxXxxxXxxxxxx.
BDSM is not just about sex, that is a very small part of it.. We are open to most and love to entertain....smiles.."
The part about not being into CD's is written in very LARGE type.. He wouldn't want you missing it ya see.
Well tell me, if the sex aspect is `very small' part of BDSM, why does it matter if it's a CD? No really, I keep hearing how BDSM isn't about sex from many people.. If that's the case what does straight, bi, or gay have to do with it?
C'mon gomer, just admit it IS about sex.. as it is for MANY people into BDSM.
Here's one that is actually rather cute in a somewhat fucked up way. We know about the famous BillInBoston (New name is BillInNH) who was and is behind some screennames such as SandraFrasier, LisaMarieRI, SandraGilbert, KarenBlack, Sandra68, Sandra688... amongst others.
He's using a new name lately called Karenonmyown and this one has a male sub and a picture of this sub wearing panties, holding a sign that says, "This cock belongs to Mistress Karen."
I'm sure the irony is unintentional on his part, but the statement is more true than meets the eye. Why? Because the photo is of none other than BillInBoston (BillinNH) himself. Heh, he belongs to himself.. I love it.
Rock on Bill!
Okay, one more and i'll stop for now... This is a 19 female switch in Utah, and the relevant part of her profile is the first line...
"*****Under Possible Consideration*****"
Mmkay, is this a brand new designation within the realm of D/s relationships? Someone is considering whether or not to consider her is what it sounds like to me. What I'm wondering here is whether the vanilla designation of this is `engaged to be engaged?'
No wait!!!... ONE more.. and I have a funny feeling this one is going to be like peeling an onion or some shit like that. But while browsing I came across this profile from someone called YurixX, a 23 female dominant in Durham, North Carolina.... Here's the profile..
"YurixK is a fake. My and her pics are from a girl I tricked on okcupid. Don't trust anyone with this girls pics. I have more of her that they don't have. Not wanting any thing but for them to be exposed thank you."
And then there's a journal on 8-22-2013...
"YurixK started as a profile to make me admit I am not real and is now a profile trying to use the pics I had to be a profile. Flag him without mercy"
Right then.. I looked for the profile of YurixK and find it's a 23 female dominant in Durham, North Carolina. Same person in the photos, and here's this one's profile..
"After careful consideration, I have decided to take missrachel1 as my new pet. She's rather a huge slut and can't get enough so all of you please feel free to use her with my blessing. Just remember to tell her that her Mistress YuriX sent you."
Still with me? So this YurixK person created a profile to make that YurixX person admit he was a fake, and is now trying to be a normal profile.. So let's peel some more of this onion and see what we can find.. Let's look at this missrachel1 that is mentioned on K's profile...
Missrachel1 is an 18 female dominant in the UK, and there's no written profile.. but there are several journals, here's the latest one on 7-19-2013.
"YurixX is threatening me she says i sent her pic which i didnt if she found pic of me i dont know how she got them and will upload them if i dont take down her pics but i do have one more that she sent that i haven't put up until now."
Right...Right.. This is starting to get weird.. this journal entry is speaking of X.. but K has photos in their profile of the same person in missrachel's profile.. So let's go to the scorecards..
X was messing around with this missrachel1 person... (I'm going to assume they were playing that favorite game of fake lesbians, break or be broken. seeing how X's profile photo shows that person with `slave' written on her arm...)And now K, who according to X was created to make X admit they were a fake... has apparently gone after missrachel1.. Of course if one were to (And I did, by the way) do a photo search on this missrachel1's photos, one would find missrachel1 is in fact a fake.
Mmkay.. back to the scorecard and let's see if we now have the whole picture.
YurixX tricked some girl on OKCupid into sending some photos, which they in turn used to create a profile on CM.. Played around with this missrachel1 person, ended up threatening missrachel1 with photos. Enter YurixK who creates a profile designed to catch YurixX being a fake...Then continues on with photos of missrachel1 in THAT profile and a profile that says they've taken missrachel1 as a pet.
Let's bring this full circle.. I messaged this K person and asked about YurixX's claims... You folks hold on tight.. Y'all are gonna love the reply I got.. Ready?
"From:
YurixK
Dated:
8/24/13 2:37 PM
what he says is true. what he doesn't say is i am the one from okcupid he tricked into sending pics."
Folks, just let it sink in slowly.. I suspect it's all a load of bullshit, but that was fucking FUNNY!
And on that note.. L8r peepz
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
You know it doesn't bother me in the least when I get messages from people who don't like my blog or something like that. But it DOES bother me somewhat when I get accused of things that aren't true, in specific that I am looking for money.
On September 1st, I will have maintained this blog for three years, and in all that time not once have I asked for, or accepted any sort of payment. (Yes, I've been offered gift cards and the like quite a few times.) There aren't even any links that act as click cash, or any advertisements.
I do this blog for FUN, and only fun.
Come on people, not everything is a scam. Hehe.
Right then...
How many profiles have you read where the person writing it has become disenchanted with the selection of people on the site and have a new, less nice attitude about the whole thing?
Yeah, quite a lot of them really. I can understand that, seeing all the different sorts of human refuse that can be found on sites such as CM. That whole anonymous thing allows it so it's not shocking that some get disenchanted over time after encountering some of them...
So how about after 1 (count em, ONE) day? Here's a 27 female dominant in Michigan and this person created their profile on 7-10-13 and after one day...this was her entire profile...
"I'm so pissed off at all the as holes on here I just want to make you suffer now."
That's the entire profile. Then there are the two journals written on 7-11-13
"I'm so pissed off at all you wothless mother fuckers on this page. No fucking wonder when I read all the womens profiles on here that they block men. You are fucking relentless and don't stop till you either drive them away or turn off men all together.
I deleted the 7 pages of mail and starting fresh."
And....
"Don't like my attitude, then don't fucking e-mail me. I'm so sick of all this high school bull shit. Grow up, take the bloody tampons out of your ass, and stop being such little pussies."
Can you just imagine the sort of messages this one got in her first day to cause this profile and journals? Well, any woman can tell you that a new profile will get you at least 100 messages in short order, so it's definitely not so much of a stretch that someone gets 7 pages in a day.
You submissive guys wonder why you have it so bad on sites like CM? Granted, there are tons of financial cunts to wade through and a lot of dommes whose idea of being served by a submissive rather involve you doing things for them like fix their roof and tend to get pissed off when you have the unmitigated gall to actually want your desires fulfilled in the process. (Even to the point where giving you a `session' is treated as an inconvenience to them.) I've seen some of those types call that looking for a "fetish delivery service" and if you want such you should go to a professional...
Oh fuck, don't tell me you don't know that type!
Here's a funny blog by someone called HorribleMistress..
http://www.horriblemistress.com/
Yes, there are female versions of the "I don't care what you want" sort of dominants out there and nothing can be done about it any more that you can do anything about their male counterparts... But the above profile is an (extreme) example of the reason you guys looking for a relationship are having trouble. The dominant women looking for relationships are bombarded by messages the moment they create their profile and likely are getting overwhelmed in short order. (Well, all women really.) And you should just see some of the shit we get via messages...
I don't know of any easy solution to that problem, the reality is the vast majority of relationship seekers are never going to find their ONE online... And you guys have a lot of competition for the attention of the real dommes on the site... (Now, by "real" domme you can read it as non-pro, non-fin for this purpose.) I can tell you THIS much however, messaging a woman and telling her in that first message that you want to be her slave is not the way to go about it. Believe me when I tell you that your willingness to jump right into something with no conversation isn't impressive or unique, unless of course you're willing to tribute to them.. hehehe.
Now for some of you dominant men who can't seem to find that special person/people/harem or whatever it is you're seeking... If your profile looks something like this 37 Brooklyn, New York dominant's...
"Straight forward, looking to have Total Control over your life, this means the following:
You do not have a mind, I am the one who keeps your life in order"
... And then goes on to list the activites you like without saying a fucking word about yourself... You know, a little something such as ohhhh... What might qualify you to actually be able to keep another person's life in order....
Do yourself a favor, REWRITE THE FUCKING THING!
The above profile goes on to say that because of the privacy of his past trainees, he can only show you cartoon photos of what you're in store for. (Uh huh.) He also helpfully includes photos of chain, clamps.. etc.
Yeah great, you have some toys. Meaningless photos when there is nothing in those photos that would indicate that you in fact know how to USE those items.
In his journals, he has this complaint about someone he considers to be fake..
"Fake: xxxxxxxxxxxxx Spent an hour texting back and fourth, sent only the Facebook screenshots taken with an iPhone, could not send a current or real photo. And when came done to it, couldn't handle what she was looking for."
Seriously? You spent a WHOLE hour texting? Just fucking wow! I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that it's likely you're going to have to spend a little more time than an hour to find someone such as the creature with no mind you're seeking. I could be mistaken, but somehow I doubt it, seeing as the first word of this cat's name is `Abusive.'
It's always kind of fun to read a profile and then try to figure out what part of said profile is a lie. Let me show you what I mean...
This is a 50 male dominant in Tulsa, Oklahoma and here's the entire profile..
"Lifestyle experienced for over 40 years. I enjoy your tears and will push you to the edge, testing each of your limits. Just how much can you handle? cuffs? clamps? But for how long? Try me and see! You must be serious about this and willing to prove it."
So, what do you think he's lying about, being 50, or having over 40 years of experience? Or perhaps you think he's telling the truth about both and in fact started in the "lifestyle" before he was 10?
This next bit is only for those in Ohio, so you folks in Ohio need to pay special attention, it's rather important you see.
This is a 50 female dominant near Columbus, Ohio... I and swear to all that is kinky and good this is an advertisement for something called "The Church of Authority and Atonement."
No, i'm serious, that's what it is.. Here's a little excerpt of the profile..
"This is an actual church that is devoted to assisting penitents to come to grips with the emotions, attitudes, and viewpoints that stand in the way of their learning to accept authority into their lives through the meaningful atonement of corporal penance."
This person refers to herself as the Reverend Mother and thankfully, there is no cost to us penitents to join the church..
"There is no cost to join the Church. Once enrolled as a penitent, a chuch member may place themselves on the Penance Roster by sending an email requesting Disciplinary Counseling at The Rectory. This counseling is designed to allow the penitent to review his inner spiritual fears regarding authority and external control. After counseling a penitent will be awarded penance with the Paddle of Atonement by the Reverend Mother. There will be no other implements of any kind used. No wooden spoons, no belts, no canes, no whips. Correction and discipline is administered ONLY with the Paddle of Atonement."
Ah, the Paddle of Atonement. You would think just on the surface that this paddle would be some elaborately fashioned tool of correction, perhaps ezblozened with some deep and meaningful proverb or some such, right? Nope... It's a cheap looking hunk of wood with some red twine wrapped around it, photographed as it stands against a stark white wall with sort of dingy baseboarding.
Somehow, I suspect this person is going to be rather on the popular side.... I don't know why. No really, free ass beatings and all you have to do is put up with the moralizing of Rev. Mama and then you get your ass whipping?.. Oh fuck yes, this one is gonna be popular.
For those of you who would be more inclined toward the other side of the spectrum... We have his infernal majesty himself.. Satan, a 53 dominant in Texas.
Not some reverend or any shit like that, this is the man himself. The guy seems real enough, but I had to include it after talking about the Church of Authority and Atonement, eh?
I'm going to end this entry by speaking of a real act of class. I'm sure many of you have heard the story of 12 year old Grant Reed, an Ohio State fan who named the cancer he was diagnosed with, "Michigan" so that when he beat it he can say he beat Michigan. Happy ending here is the cancer is in full remission.
The act of class... Brady Hoke, the head coach of Michigan called the kid and invited he and his father to attend "The Game" (Annual Ohio State vs Michigan football game, in Ann Arbor this year.) as his guest. Further, the Rotary Club of Jackson, Mi. has offered to pay for the Reeds' hotel.
Said Troy Reed, Grant's father, a former member of the Buckeye's marching band...."It's getting hard to keep my dislike for them, because they've been so classy and unbelievable to us, but it won't be hard to cheer for the Buckeyes."
The best part will be when Grant and his family take the field at Ann Arbor in November and, for just a few minutes, fans of both teams will cheer at the top of their lungs at the same time.
Two thumbs up to Brady Hoke and the Rotary Club of Jackson, Michigan.
That's it for now..
L8r peepz..
On September 1st, I will have maintained this blog for three years, and in all that time not once have I asked for, or accepted any sort of payment. (Yes, I've been offered gift cards and the like quite a few times.) There aren't even any links that act as click cash, or any advertisements.
I do this blog for FUN, and only fun.
Come on people, not everything is a scam. Hehe.
Right then...
How many profiles have you read where the person writing it has become disenchanted with the selection of people on the site and have a new, less nice attitude about the whole thing?
Yeah, quite a lot of them really. I can understand that, seeing all the different sorts of human refuse that can be found on sites such as CM. That whole anonymous thing allows it so it's not shocking that some get disenchanted over time after encountering some of them...
So how about after 1 (count em, ONE) day? Here's a 27 female dominant in Michigan and this person created their profile on 7-10-13 and after one day...this was her entire profile...
"I'm so pissed off at all the as holes on here I just want to make you suffer now."
That's the entire profile. Then there are the two journals written on 7-11-13
"I'm so pissed off at all you wothless mother fuckers on this page. No fucking wonder when I read all the womens profiles on here that they block men. You are fucking relentless and don't stop till you either drive them away or turn off men all together.
I deleted the 7 pages of mail and starting fresh."
And....
"Don't like my attitude, then don't fucking e-mail me. I'm so sick of all this high school bull shit. Grow up, take the bloody tampons out of your ass, and stop being such little pussies."
Can you just imagine the sort of messages this one got in her first day to cause this profile and journals? Well, any woman can tell you that a new profile will get you at least 100 messages in short order, so it's definitely not so much of a stretch that someone gets 7 pages in a day.
You submissive guys wonder why you have it so bad on sites like CM? Granted, there are tons of financial cunts to wade through and a lot of dommes whose idea of being served by a submissive rather involve you doing things for them like fix their roof and tend to get pissed off when you have the unmitigated gall to actually want your desires fulfilled in the process. (Even to the point where giving you a `session' is treated as an inconvenience to them.) I've seen some of those types call that looking for a "fetish delivery service" and if you want such you should go to a professional...
Oh fuck, don't tell me you don't know that type!
Here's a funny blog by someone called HorribleMistress..
http://www.horriblemistress.com/
Yes, there are female versions of the "I don't care what you want" sort of dominants out there and nothing can be done about it any more that you can do anything about their male counterparts... But the above profile is an (extreme) example of the reason you guys looking for a relationship are having trouble. The dominant women looking for relationships are bombarded by messages the moment they create their profile and likely are getting overwhelmed in short order. (Well, all women really.) And you should just see some of the shit we get via messages...
I don't know of any easy solution to that problem, the reality is the vast majority of relationship seekers are never going to find their ONE online... And you guys have a lot of competition for the attention of the real dommes on the site... (Now, by "real" domme you can read it as non-pro, non-fin for this purpose.) I can tell you THIS much however, messaging a woman and telling her in that first message that you want to be her slave is not the way to go about it. Believe me when I tell you that your willingness to jump right into something with no conversation isn't impressive or unique, unless of course you're willing to tribute to them.. hehehe.
Now for some of you dominant men who can't seem to find that special person/people/harem or whatever it is you're seeking... If your profile looks something like this 37 Brooklyn, New York dominant's...
"Straight forward, looking to have Total Control over your life, this means the following:
You do not have a mind, I am the one who keeps your life in order"
... And then goes on to list the activites you like without saying a fucking word about yourself... You know, a little something such as ohhhh... What might qualify you to actually be able to keep another person's life in order....
Do yourself a favor, REWRITE THE FUCKING THING!
The above profile goes on to say that because of the privacy of his past trainees, he can only show you cartoon photos of what you're in store for. (Uh huh.) He also helpfully includes photos of chain, clamps.. etc.
Yeah great, you have some toys. Meaningless photos when there is nothing in those photos that would indicate that you in fact know how to USE those items.
In his journals, he has this complaint about someone he considers to be fake..
"Fake: xxxxxxxxxxxxx Spent an hour texting back and fourth, sent only the Facebook screenshots taken with an iPhone, could not send a current or real photo. And when came done to it, couldn't handle what she was looking for."
Seriously? You spent a WHOLE hour texting? Just fucking wow! I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that it's likely you're going to have to spend a little more time than an hour to find someone such as the creature with no mind you're seeking. I could be mistaken, but somehow I doubt it, seeing as the first word of this cat's name is `Abusive.'
It's always kind of fun to read a profile and then try to figure out what part of said profile is a lie. Let me show you what I mean...
This is a 50 male dominant in Tulsa, Oklahoma and here's the entire profile..
"Lifestyle experienced for over 40 years. I enjoy your tears and will push you to the edge, testing each of your limits. Just how much can you handle? cuffs? clamps? But for how long? Try me and see! You must be serious about this and willing to prove it."
So, what do you think he's lying about, being 50, or having over 40 years of experience? Or perhaps you think he's telling the truth about both and in fact started in the "lifestyle" before he was 10?
This next bit is only for those in Ohio, so you folks in Ohio need to pay special attention, it's rather important you see.
This is a 50 female dominant near Columbus, Ohio... I and swear to all that is kinky and good this is an advertisement for something called "The Church of Authority and Atonement."
No, i'm serious, that's what it is.. Here's a little excerpt of the profile..
"This is an actual church that is devoted to assisting penitents to come to grips with the emotions, attitudes, and viewpoints that stand in the way of their learning to accept authority into their lives through the meaningful atonement of corporal penance."
This person refers to herself as the Reverend Mother and thankfully, there is no cost to us penitents to join the church..
"There is no cost to join the Church. Once enrolled as a penitent, a chuch member may place themselves on the Penance Roster by sending an email requesting Disciplinary Counseling at The Rectory. This counseling is designed to allow the penitent to review his inner spiritual fears regarding authority and external control. After counseling a penitent will be awarded penance with the Paddle of Atonement by the Reverend Mother. There will be no other implements of any kind used. No wooden spoons, no belts, no canes, no whips. Correction and discipline is administered ONLY with the Paddle of Atonement."
Ah, the Paddle of Atonement. You would think just on the surface that this paddle would be some elaborately fashioned tool of correction, perhaps ezblozened with some deep and meaningful proverb or some such, right? Nope... It's a cheap looking hunk of wood with some red twine wrapped around it, photographed as it stands against a stark white wall with sort of dingy baseboarding.
Somehow, I suspect this person is going to be rather on the popular side.... I don't know why. No really, free ass beatings and all you have to do is put up with the moralizing of Rev. Mama and then you get your ass whipping?.. Oh fuck yes, this one is gonna be popular.
For those of you who would be more inclined toward the other side of the spectrum... We have his infernal majesty himself.. Satan, a 53 dominant in Texas.
Not some reverend or any shit like that, this is the man himself. The guy seems real enough, but I had to include it after talking about the Church of Authority and Atonement, eh?
I'm going to end this entry by speaking of a real act of class. I'm sure many of you have heard the story of 12 year old Grant Reed, an Ohio State fan who named the cancer he was diagnosed with, "Michigan" so that when he beat it he can say he beat Michigan. Happy ending here is the cancer is in full remission.
The act of class... Brady Hoke, the head coach of Michigan called the kid and invited he and his father to attend "The Game" (Annual Ohio State vs Michigan football game, in Ann Arbor this year.) as his guest. Further, the Rotary Club of Jackson, Mi. has offered to pay for the Reeds' hotel.
Said Troy Reed, Grant's father, a former member of the Buckeye's marching band...."It's getting hard to keep my dislike for them, because they've been so classy and unbelievable to us, but it won't be hard to cheer for the Buckeyes."
The best part will be when Grant and his family take the field at Ann Arbor in November and, for just a few minutes, fans of both teams will cheer at the top of their lungs at the same time.
Two thumbs up to Brady Hoke and the Rotary Club of Jackson, Michigan.
That's it for now..
L8r peepz..
Monday, July 8, 2013
When I start getting messages every day wondering when I'm going to update this blog, I know it's getting time to either try to get it updated or exit stage left. I'm not ready to delete the UltimateDomme profile just yet, so let's see what we can find, hmm?
So, i've been seeing a lot of people in their profiles making fun of those who discovered BDSM via the evil 50 Shades of Grey...(Gasp!) For some reason, the cool kids feel the need to look down their noses at those who have done so.. But WHY?
How different is it from those who discovered this thing of ours via such routes as Story of O, Exit to Eden, Man With a Maid, 9 1/2 weeks, The Beauty Series, the Gor novels, The Secretary? What percentage of those who are into this kink discovered it via one of those avenues? I'll bet it's a significantly high percentage and there isn't a title in the above that represents anything resembling reality.
Oh I know, I know, I know, they don't have a clue about the TRUEEEEEEEEEEEE lifestyle. Whatever the fucking true lifestyle is I have no idea, but what those people who got turned on and interested in exploring because of 50 Shades DO have is some idea of what turns them on. If by some chance they can find someone who fits in with their desires, why do any one of you give a fuck? Climb down off your high horses already, you intolerant elitists.
Right then... Here's one i'm sure we've all seen variations of.. This one just tickled my funny bone. It's a 29 female dominant from Boston, Mass and she had the following journal entry..
"Until further notice I will not return any messages that are not accompanied with a small (ie $15 or above) item purchased from My wish list. If you can't open your wallet in such a pathetic manner to prove you are serious and I should keep communicating then move on.
This doesn't make Me a finDomme, just sick of time wasters and this shows Me you are at least partially for real"
Hmm, So she expects to be paid something to even TALK to you... but that doesn't make her a findomme ya see, but rather just someone sick of time wasters..
Uh huh, ask any financial cunt what their definition of a "time waster" is and the answer will be someone who wants to get something for nothing, and will not TRIBUTE.
Ah, now you know how I am with favoriting profiles so that I can easily find them again when I want to have a go at them. I did that with this one, and got this message...
MistressEmmyOwns on 6/9/13 at 10:53 PM:
you are funny i just read this for the first time
UltimateDomme on 6/10/13 at 4:34 PM:
Really? Most financial cunts don't especially like my humor.
MistressEmmyOwns on 6/10/13 at 4:39 PM:
I meant more pathetic. And I am not a financial cunt. you stupid pig.
Oh dear, it seems I upest this moron. Of course you know I was blocked after this. Eh and while writing this entry, it seems the person's profile no longer exists. Well shit.
Last time I posted (Yeah, I know it was several months ago) I made mention of a guy who put, "If I admired your profile there's probably something in it that I like" in his profile and had myself a bit of a giggle.
I've gotten several messages from those who know who that person is, he goes by the name of CellarPainDoor. Now, how might those people know who I was referring to in my last entry? Easy, he favorites EVERY woman he sees. All in all, the cat is harmless, he's looking for people to play for him on Skype and even puts that in his profile. He doesn't contact you in any way except to favorite your profile. Oh yes of course, favoriting someone's profile without sending them a message is a crime that's right up there with genocide from seeing how some people carry on about it.
He's got a new persona too, a 23 year old dominant in Boston, Mass.. same bit in his profile, same sort of photos from beefcake sites.. xsufferx is his new name, i'll bet you've been favorited by one or both of these folks.. Heheh
The somewhat more sinister folks are those such as Sadist26 and a few other names. They message you with fake claims and tell you that you've been reported. If you argue enough, it will eventually come down to them seeing you on camera to prove yourself to them. Funny stuff, that.
Over the past couple of years I've had a couple of people message me to comment on my blog and then invite me to have a go at their profile. Except for way back in the beginning I haven't done so.
Recently I had someone do this and when he invited me to have a `swipe' at his profile, I viewed it and in turn told the guy he also had a funny profile. (Well, he DOES! As an aside, he didn't message me again, hmm.) I wasn't going to post about it because I figured it HAD to be a joke profile. It and his journal are written in all caps, and is a bit of a ramble..
It HAS to be a joke profile, errr right? Well, i'll let you judge for yourself.. This is a 58 dominant from Bunkersburg, Canada. Here's the journal he posted.
"I AM GETTING COMPLAINTS FROM FEMALES WHO SAY, ''YOU ARE SO ARROGANT''. LISTEN UP-LOOK...I AM ALPHA-A...NOT BETA-A...NOT ALPHA-B....BUT, GET THIS> ''ALPHA-A''. THAT'S THE TOP OF THE ''FOOD CHAIN. I BACK THIS CLAIM UP WITH MY: BRAIN, MIND, MOUTH, FIST, KNIFE, AND GUN. I AM MORE THEN WILLING TO GO TO THE ''MAT'' OR ''WALL'' FOR WHAT I SAY-ETC.. I DO NOT CARE WHAT ''CUNTS'' THINK ABOUT ANYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR FIXATION ON SHOES AS AN INDICATOR OF YOUR ''WHATEVER''. GROW THE FUCK UP."
You'd have to read the profile to see it, but this cat is really freaked out about shoes. I don't even want to know why. *giggle*
"Shoesssss!" - Lilianna, Dragon Age : Origins
Here's one whose name on CM I think needs to be rethought. Let me explain, this is a 41 dominant in ON, Canada and this fella considers himself to be um, well hung. We can ascertain this from his name. The profile itself is nothing much other than he speaks of himself in the third person which always causes me to roll my eyes, but the photos in this one caused me to cover my mouth to keep from spewing the liquid I was drinking all over my monitor.
Anyway, all three photos in his profile are of what I assume to be this guy's erect cock. Now, far be it from me to call someone a liar or deluded.... But dude, if you're going to make such a boast about yourself, it's probably not a very good idea to hold your hand in such a way in your photos that quite clearly reveal your thumb is nearly as large as your manhood.. Just sayin'!
Ah, not too much to say this time.. Just consider this an "I'm still around" sort of post. Hopefully there will be more soon, but no promises..
L8r Peepz
So, i've been seeing a lot of people in their profiles making fun of those who discovered BDSM via the evil 50 Shades of Grey...(Gasp!) For some reason, the cool kids feel the need to look down their noses at those who have done so.. But WHY?
How different is it from those who discovered this thing of ours via such routes as Story of O, Exit to Eden, Man With a Maid, 9 1/2 weeks, The Beauty Series, the Gor novels, The Secretary? What percentage of those who are into this kink discovered it via one of those avenues? I'll bet it's a significantly high percentage and there isn't a title in the above that represents anything resembling reality.
Oh I know, I know, I know, they don't have a clue about the TRUEEEEEEEEEEEE lifestyle. Whatever the fucking true lifestyle is I have no idea, but what those people who got turned on and interested in exploring because of 50 Shades DO have is some idea of what turns them on. If by some chance they can find someone who fits in with their desires, why do any one of you give a fuck? Climb down off your high horses already, you intolerant elitists.
Right then... Here's one i'm sure we've all seen variations of.. This one just tickled my funny bone. It's a 29 female dominant from Boston, Mass and she had the following journal entry..
"Until further notice I will not return any messages that are not accompanied with a small (ie $15 or above) item purchased from My wish list. If you can't open your wallet in such a pathetic manner to prove you are serious and I should keep communicating then move on.
This doesn't make Me a finDomme, just sick of time wasters and this shows Me you are at least partially for real"
Hmm, So she expects to be paid something to even TALK to you... but that doesn't make her a findomme ya see, but rather just someone sick of time wasters..
Uh huh, ask any financial cunt what their definition of a "time waster" is and the answer will be someone who wants to get something for nothing, and will not TRIBUTE.
Ah, now you know how I am with favoriting profiles so that I can easily find them again when I want to have a go at them. I did that with this one, and got this message...
MistressEmmyOwns on 6/9/13 at 10:53 PM:
you are funny i just read this for the first time
UltimateDomme on 6/10/13 at 4:34 PM:
Really? Most financial cunts don't especially like my humor.
MistressEmmyOwns on 6/10/13 at 4:39 PM:
I meant more pathetic. And I am not a financial cunt. you stupid pig.
Oh dear, it seems I upest this moron. Of course you know I was blocked after this. Eh and while writing this entry, it seems the person's profile no longer exists. Well shit.
Last time I posted (Yeah, I know it was several months ago) I made mention of a guy who put, "If I admired your profile there's probably something in it that I like" in his profile and had myself a bit of a giggle.
I've gotten several messages from those who know who that person is, he goes by the name of CellarPainDoor. Now, how might those people know who I was referring to in my last entry? Easy, he favorites EVERY woman he sees. All in all, the cat is harmless, he's looking for people to play for him on Skype and even puts that in his profile. He doesn't contact you in any way except to favorite your profile. Oh yes of course, favoriting someone's profile without sending them a message is a crime that's right up there with genocide from seeing how some people carry on about it.
He's got a new persona too, a 23 year old dominant in Boston, Mass.. same bit in his profile, same sort of photos from beefcake sites.. xsufferx is his new name, i'll bet you've been favorited by one or both of these folks.. Heheh
The somewhat more sinister folks are those such as Sadist26 and a few other names. They message you with fake claims and tell you that you've been reported. If you argue enough, it will eventually come down to them seeing you on camera to prove yourself to them. Funny stuff, that.
Over the past couple of years I've had a couple of people message me to comment on my blog and then invite me to have a go at their profile. Except for way back in the beginning I haven't done so.
Recently I had someone do this and when he invited me to have a `swipe' at his profile, I viewed it and in turn told the guy he also had a funny profile. (Well, he DOES! As an aside, he didn't message me again, hmm.) I wasn't going to post about it because I figured it HAD to be a joke profile. It and his journal are written in all caps, and is a bit of a ramble..
It HAS to be a joke profile, errr right? Well, i'll let you judge for yourself.. This is a 58 dominant from Bunkersburg, Canada. Here's the journal he posted.
"I AM GETTING COMPLAINTS FROM FEMALES WHO SAY, ''YOU ARE SO ARROGANT''. LISTEN UP-LOOK...I AM ALPHA-A...NOT BETA-A...NOT ALPHA-B....BUT, GET THIS> ''ALPHA-A''. THAT'S THE TOP OF THE ''FOOD CHAIN. I BACK THIS CLAIM UP WITH MY: BRAIN, MIND, MOUTH, FIST, KNIFE, AND GUN. I AM MORE THEN WILLING TO GO TO THE ''MAT'' OR ''WALL'' FOR WHAT I SAY-ETC.. I DO NOT CARE WHAT ''CUNTS'' THINK ABOUT ANYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR FIXATION ON SHOES AS AN INDICATOR OF YOUR ''WHATEVER''. GROW THE FUCK UP."
You'd have to read the profile to see it, but this cat is really freaked out about shoes. I don't even want to know why. *giggle*
"Shoesssss!" - Lilianna, Dragon Age : Origins
Here's one whose name on CM I think needs to be rethought. Let me explain, this is a 41 dominant in ON, Canada and this fella considers himself to be um, well hung. We can ascertain this from his name. The profile itself is nothing much other than he speaks of himself in the third person which always causes me to roll my eyes, but the photos in this one caused me to cover my mouth to keep from spewing the liquid I was drinking all over my monitor.
Anyway, all three photos in his profile are of what I assume to be this guy's erect cock. Now, far be it from me to call someone a liar or deluded.... But dude, if you're going to make such a boast about yourself, it's probably not a very good idea to hold your hand in such a way in your photos that quite clearly reveal your thumb is nearly as large as your manhood.. Just sayin'!
Ah, not too much to say this time.. Just consider this an "I'm still around" sort of post. Hopefully there will be more soon, but no promises..
L8r Peepz
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Even today, over two years since I started the UltimateDomme profile and this blog... It never fails to send me into hysterical fits of giggles when someone has taken my profile seriously.. Messages me to take issue with it.. And then blocks me..
This is a 41 male dominant in Texas and you KNOW this profile.. I really don't need to post any of it, but I will anyway.
"I don't believe women can truly be Dominant, and if you really insist on proving to me that women are more dominant than men, by all means, feel free to waste your time trying to argue your point. I will patiently listen to you, argue my points, and in the end, I'll be right."
Hey now, I told you that you know this profile. We've seen this asshole many, many times in our travels.. If you read the whole thing you'll see exactly what I mean. Anyhowwwwww.. here's the exchange.
"Xxxxxxxxxxxx on 11/21/12 at 12:01 PM:
3 weeks of training was rigorous? LOL... I apprenticed for two years as a submissive before I was even allowed to call myself a Dom, or pick up a toy to learn how to use. You haven't had any training my dear LOL
UltimateDomme on 11/21/12 at 1:02 PM:
Ooo yeah? Did you study under the great dragon master of all things BDSM? LOL.. Gomer, Here's ya sign.
Xxxxxxxxxxxx on 11/21/12 at 2:03 PM:
LMAO. Honey, don't try to play the intimidation game. It only works on newbies or idiots who have no idea what you're talking about. I've been in this lifestyle for over 20 years, longer than you were even contemplating it.
I've been involved in the local AND NATIONAL scene, and attend all of the national BDSM functions such as Thunder in The Mountains, SWLC, Chicago Pansexual, Washington DC's Black Rose event, NY, Texas, you name it. I actually helped organize Thunder, and lead security for the event for a few years before leaving the Denver area. So by all means, please feel free to elaborate. Who pray tell is this GREAT DUNGEON MASTER OF ALL THINGS BDSM? LOL Because if he truly is such, He would be the first to tell you that 3 weeks of training doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of all you have to learn in this lifestyle LOL
Nice try honey...
UltimateDomme on 11/21/12 at 3:02 PM:
You ummmm.. didn't actually READ my profile did you, gomer?
Yeah, you're soooooooo well known in the local AND NATIIONAL scene.. and did alllllllll this wonderful stuff... Yet you're trolling on the internet looking for your doormat.
LOL..
Xxxxxxxxxxxx on 11/21/12 at 3:05 PM:
ROTFLMAO on yea, you got me. You figured me out. How completely Domly of you LOL"
The message I tried to send back basically only asked again if he'd actually read my profile and of course I discovered I was blocked.
Right then, why would you imagine he blocked me after that exchange? If I had to guess, i'd say that after my 2nd message he went back and actually paid attention to what is written in my profile, figured out that it's satire and felt pretty stoopid afterwards...
His 2nd message to me is actually kind of instructional for those who are having a bit of trouble figuring out whom amongst the many that messages you, are on the level or not. His profile gives him away as being someone who only wants a doormat, but the message give us other insight..
What he does in this message is make it a point to tell me that he has over 20 years in the lifestyle. In this case, he's doing so because he feels it's going to make him seem more real to the one who challenged his words, and that he knows what he's talking about.
What he doesn't see is that posting that sort of message shows clearly how insecure he is. It would be a safe bet that all the nonsense he posted in the 2nd paragraph is bollocks. What possible reason could someone have to brag about these things to a stranger on the internet? None, he's posing where there is no need to do so.
If I were a submissive and got this message from someone claiming to be a dominant, I immediately would see this person as someone I have no desire to know. His experience is more than likely confined to chat rooms and that sort of thing, and that makes him a dangerous person to trust with your body in a real life situation. NOT that I have any problem with those whose only experience is the internet, my problem is with those people who claim experience they do not have, and end up hurting someone in the process. You don't think that happens a lot? It does.
Yep, people who go out of their way to tell you they have Xx years of experience, was a Navy Seal, etc etc.. Do not, were not. Best in my opinion to just leave those sorts in the rearview mirror.
Let's see, a couple of years ago she gets revenge on her cheating man by doing a clyde the orangutan scrap job on his truck...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaSy8yy-mr8
Now she's taking more drastic measures when the guy cheats.. I know, you fellas are going, "Hold on, MORE drastic than fucking up my truck?"
Yep..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8WCK8sDXsI
Now she's killin' motherfuckers.
The moral of the story here? Thou shalt not fuck around on Carrie Underwood.
This ain't your grandfather's country music anymore folks.. No no no.. All that Stand by Your Man shit has given way to Gunpowder and Lead, Independence Day, Before he Cheats, Two Black Cadillacs..
Tiid Bo Amatiiv... Time flows ever onward. <--- Yep, that's from Skyrim.
Here are a couple more profiles I find funny.. This one is a 24 male dominant in Illinois, and he has this little gemstone contained within...
"If I admired your profile there's probably something in it that I like
Don't ask me what it was, you'll be ignored."
Oh come on! "Yeah, I liked your profile but don't ask me why" is the same as the guy I posted about in the past who said don't ask him to explain his interest in you.
Granted, this guy is basically looking for someone to play slave on camera for him.. But I found it funny.. (He has some awesome shots from the beefcake websites in his profile, though. Yummy!)
Now this one on the other hand, is one of those profiles I could spend an entire two blog entires ripping into.. Not only is this a LONG profile, but it's chock full of fucking funny.. The lulz! The lulz!
So here we go, this is a 47 male dominant in Wisconsin and he identifes as a Gorean Male (In bold type.) Now, other than a couple of things that made me giggle.. I'm not going to be making fun of him being into Gor.. No, he gives ample opportunity to do so with the rest of his profile.. *cracks knuckles*..
Right then..
Okay, first he speaks of some sort of 48 hour protocol on messages. It means if he sends you a message, and you do not respond within 48 hours of reading it, you get blocked. Heh yeah, i'll bet this clown blocks a LOT of people.. Anywhooooooo.. He goes on to say if you are offended by this 48 hour protocol you should not be decribing yourself as a submissive.
He then goes on to decribe certain traits or beliefs one may have if they are fakes, wannabes, or ignorant. Wait, some of these are real rib ticklers.. My comments interposed..
"Fakes, Wanna-Be's and Ignorance.
-Submissive's in name only
-talking the talk, but not walking the walk?
(This one is ironic because his entire profile is comprised of nothing but someone who is "talking the talk.")
-topping from the bottom?
-If you want, demand or think you deserve all the 'perks and trappings' before you earn your stripes
.
-If you think 'your submission' is a gift.
-"I'm not going to call you 'Sir' until I decide'.
(Yeah, because everyone knows it's not a submissive's role to decide to whom and when they will submit, or decide for themselves who is worthy of any sort of respect. Granted, in the Gor thing it is expected that all free men are be accorded this sort of respect and those women who partake know this.)
-If you know exactly what you want and your not going to settle for anything less.
(Oh come on now... What possible problem could someone have with a person who knows exactly what they want and will not settle? This dipshit's profile says right before this list that he's written it for the specific purpose of weeding out those who don't qualify for whatever it is he seeks...Does he intend to settle? Dude, fuck you.)
-If you think you should be telling a Dominant how to define your/female submission.
(Well, I certainly don't see the problem with telling someone the sort of things you respond to. You know, that whole getting to know someone bit some people do when they meet possible mates?)
-If you think a Dominant owes you to seduce your mind so your body will follow.
(Wow, does this cat have any idea whatsoever of how women work? If you can't get in her head, you're never going to get her in your bed.)
-If you will not follow instructions.
-If your 'smartphone', motorcycle or any other inadament object, is more important than personal relationships.
-If you think you can treat Dominant men like vanilla men.
(Yeah, no shit? If someone were to treat you like a vanilla man, you'd never get past the introduction stage. In fact, the overwhelming majority of the shit in your fantasy island profile doesn't play even in the kink world aside from Gor.)
-If you know what you deserve, and no man is going to tell you different.
(Yeah, and the problem with that is?)
-If you think that because you have something to offer to a 'vanilla' man, that the same counts for a Dominant man.
(Yeah, because dominant men are on a totally different level than the rest of the human race, yanno... They're never interested in, or attracted to things mere vanilla men are. Yes, he mentions the idea of vanilla men vs whatever the fuck he is a few times in this profile. More than likely, (I think in my amateur psychologist way,) he's a failure at being a man in general, and Gor is his way of escaping that fact. And you know what, I wouldn't hold that against him. He's certainly not the first nor the last who will find escape via the online world.)
-If your more worried about grammar and punctuation, then actual communication with a perspective Dom.
(LOL. This one is especially funny to me seeing as he makes a reference to "actual communication" with a perspective dom. Dude, dude, dude! Details, attention to details.. grammar, punctuation, spelling.. when you're communicating on a text level, THOSE THINGS MATTER. I've said this before, and it holds oh so true, with how detail oriented BDSM, or Gor is for that matter, fuck.. Gor roleplay is WAY more detail oriented, really... Your attention to the little details such as grammar, spelling, punctuation give a perspective submissive a lot of insight into you as a perspective dominant. Who in their right mind would overlook the fact that you can't be bothered to make sure your writings are at least gramatically correct? Dude, that first impression is hard to shake when you fuck it up.)
-If you 'say' you want it, but make excuses not to get it.
-If your argumentative.
-If you write your profile for yourself.
(Well fuck, if you're on here looking for someone, who the fuck else would or should be writing your profile?)
-If your disrespectful in anyway in your profile.
(Disrespectful as in saying something like they wouldn't be interested in a 47 year old moron in Wisconsin with a god complex and many shortcomings? Yeah, i'd disqualify them as well if I were you.)
-If you don't want or expect your life to change.
-If your knowledge of the Gorean way can be somed-up in a three sentence paragraph or less,and you think, you know all there is to know.
-If your romanticizing submission before you know anything about it.
-If you think 'you' should be telling a Dominant how to be dominant.
(Now think about this one... Yeah, it's probably topping from the bottom for this cat's purposes, but who better a teacher than than the one who is your submissive?)
-If you call yourself a 'Submissive' when really your a 'Bottom.
(Somehow, I get the feeling that most of these bottoms who call themselves submissive as defined by this guy, are simply those who do not have any desire to be 24/7. Has a mind, and opinions, and not afraid to use it, or express them.)
-If you dictate demands in your profile to a prospective Dom.
(Demands such as the sort of things they want their dominant to be or some of the traits they want him to possess? How dare they!)
-If you think that, because your female that Dominants are going to or should pursue/woo you.
(Way of the world, gomer.. You're supposed to be the hunter, you're a male after all... If you want a 1950's type girl, you better be able to relate to her on that level if you ever want to separate her from her knickers.)
-If you want to retain the trump-card of power, so control is ultimately yours.
(You can never take away that ultimate control no matter what you do. (Legally that is.) Leaving is the ultimate control a submissive can have.)
-If you use ambiguous terms such as 'my One', 'experienced only', 'good fit', 'Alpha male', 'strong willed' or ' a intelligent man', etc. etc.
(You mean such ambiguous terms such as "D5 or higher submissive?")
-If you use the term 'Natural Dominate' in the Western Culture.
(Okay, he's got a point here.. When I see someone call themselves a "Natural Dominant" in ANY culture.. I see someone who is deluded.)
-If you think the power-shift (D/S,M/S) is a 'partnership'.
-If you don't know anything of proper etiquette and/or you don't care.
-If you use 'slave imagery' in your profile when you don't want to be owned.
(Now this one annoys me too. On both sides of the coin, from both subs and doms.)
-If your a bedroom submissive only.
(Well okay. But tell me, what in the realm of the great prophet Zarquon would a bedroom submissive want with someone like you in the first place?)
-If you use the word Dominant/Master when you should say 'kinky boyfriend.'
-Are you in this for the 'fun' or 'kinky sex'- your a 'toy', don't expect to get any real training anywhere
.
(Wellllllll.. If someone was in this for the fun and/or kinky sex, why the fuck would they be worried about someone's opinion of "real training?")
-If your not owned you are not slave, slaves are owned and do not have choices. 'Unowned property' would be more correct.
(You nitpicking little pussy!)
-are you afraid of the transformation to total submission?"
Oh wait now, this cat is just getting started..
Further down the line, he says if you pass the first stage of qualification he has an "information packet" that is several pages and it's basically all he would want you to know about him. His major requirement for this qualification is that you be a "D5 or higher" submissive. (He explains what a D5 submissive is at the end of his profile.)
Can..Can you say Castle Realm? I knew you could. (Note, for those of you who don't know what Castle Realm is, it was a website that was supposed to be a "guide" to D/s and BDSM.. While there were some good articles on the site, most were chatroom bullshit.. The site ran from 1998-2008 before it was taken down.. There's a partial archive of that site on kinktoychest.. and hereeeeeeeee's the link for you.)
http://kinktoychest.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=63&Itemid=63
Anyway, this is what he says about said information packet..
"If you are interested in my household, I have a information packet (several pages) about me available for the asking. To get onto a personal level with me this is the required first step, you will not be taken seriously until you do. If you try to 'drill' me for information while 'chatting', you will prove to me that you can not follow instructions. The information packet comes with no obligation and is available to all submissive females."
Right, right... In other words, if you try to get to know him while chatting, you'll be disqualified.. Now, what was it this world class dipshit was saying about communication? Let me show you...
"A solid foundation of communication is required. There is straight forward clear communication here. This is a no bullshit zone."
It doesn't take a detective to see that the sort of communication he envisions is he gives you this "information packet" which you KNOW will be extremely polished and will not require him to think on his feet. The "communication" that's going to happen with this guy I can almost promise you will be one way, with you giving him all the information he wants, while you will not be allowed to ask for information in return.
Okay, he doesn't actually expect people to message him first as the tone of this profile may suggest. What he does, is send an "invitation" to someone.. He helpfully includes this invitation in the profile.
""Girl, I invite you to read my profile, from the time of you opening this invitation you will have 48 hrs to reply.
Sir""
He then shows you some of the replies he's gotten as a result of this invitation
.
""Not the best introduction I have seen....Don't like men who show up and start imposing guidelines before we even exchange emails. No thanks...and that only took 48 seconds"
"or else I'll block you? Don't be ridiculous. I'm the one you would have to convince and you know it. Have a nice day...and that is 24 hours"
"Really? Pardon me, but learn some manners. Just because I'm submissive doesn't mean I'm YOUR submissive, and you don't impress me.""
Well, i'll bet he's gotten some juicier responses than that. Think about it, you're a submissive and you get this sort of "invitation" in the mail, and are given a time limit to respond right out of the starting gate.. What are you thinking of someone so childish as to impose this on someone he doesn't yet know?
There were a couple of others, but you get the gist. Of course in his mind THEY are the clueless ones. He was actually posting this to show their stupidity at not recognizing the opportunity he offers.. No, he actually says that in his profile about the opportunity.
Ah, I could go on and on with this one, but i'll stop.. Oh yeah, the "D5 or higher" bit.. what could that possibly mean?
Well, here's how he defines it very near the bottom of this profile..
"Ok...so if you have read this far and you understand why this is written the way it is- then, in this Dom's judgment you are of a serious natured Submissive (D5 or higher) then is the next step is yours?"
In other words, if you read all this shit and are still there and are interested, you're what he considers D5 or higher..
And then he mercifully wraps up his profile with a little comment that the profile also exists on Alt.. and ends with that wondfully funny disclaimer about his privacy.
Hey, I honestly only scratched the surface on this one, if you find this profile and can stomach reading the whole thing, have at it.
I'm gonna give him props for something in the beginning of the profile, though. He does say that it will take you about 10 minutes to read the whole thing. So if anyone reads his profile and then thinks, "That's 10 minutes i'll never get back." Tough shit, you were warned... hehe.
That's it for now.. L8r Peepz.
This is a 41 male dominant in Texas and you KNOW this profile.. I really don't need to post any of it, but I will anyway.
"I don't believe women can truly be Dominant, and if you really insist on proving to me that women are more dominant than men, by all means, feel free to waste your time trying to argue your point. I will patiently listen to you, argue my points, and in the end, I'll be right."
Hey now, I told you that you know this profile. We've seen this asshole many, many times in our travels.. If you read the whole thing you'll see exactly what I mean. Anyhowwwwww.. here's the exchange.
"Xxxxxxxxxxxx on 11/21/12 at 12:01 PM:
3 weeks of training was rigorous? LOL... I apprenticed for two years as a submissive before I was even allowed to call myself a Dom, or pick up a toy to learn how to use. You haven't had any training my dear LOL
UltimateDomme on 11/21/12 at 1:02 PM:
Ooo yeah? Did you study under the great dragon master of all things BDSM? LOL.. Gomer, Here's ya sign.
Xxxxxxxxxxxx on 11/21/12 at 2:03 PM:
LMAO. Honey, don't try to play the intimidation game. It only works on newbies or idiots who have no idea what you're talking about. I've been in this lifestyle for over 20 years, longer than you were even contemplating it.
I've been involved in the local AND NATIONAL scene, and attend all of the national BDSM functions such as Thunder in The Mountains, SWLC, Chicago Pansexual, Washington DC's Black Rose event, NY, Texas, you name it. I actually helped organize Thunder, and lead security for the event for a few years before leaving the Denver area. So by all means, please feel free to elaborate. Who pray tell is this GREAT DUNGEON MASTER OF ALL THINGS BDSM? LOL Because if he truly is such, He would be the first to tell you that 3 weeks of training doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of all you have to learn in this lifestyle LOL
Nice try honey...
UltimateDomme on 11/21/12 at 3:02 PM:
You ummmm.. didn't actually READ my profile did you, gomer?
Yeah, you're soooooooo well known in the local AND NATIIONAL scene.. and did alllllllll this wonderful stuff... Yet you're trolling on the internet looking for your doormat.
LOL..
Xxxxxxxxxxxx on 11/21/12 at 3:05 PM:
ROTFLMAO on yea, you got me. You figured me out. How completely Domly of you LOL"
The message I tried to send back basically only asked again if he'd actually read my profile and of course I discovered I was blocked.
Right then, why would you imagine he blocked me after that exchange? If I had to guess, i'd say that after my 2nd message he went back and actually paid attention to what is written in my profile, figured out that it's satire and felt pretty stoopid afterwards...
His 2nd message to me is actually kind of instructional for those who are having a bit of trouble figuring out whom amongst the many that messages you, are on the level or not. His profile gives him away as being someone who only wants a doormat, but the message give us other insight..
What he does in this message is make it a point to tell me that he has over 20 years in the lifestyle. In this case, he's doing so because he feels it's going to make him seem more real to the one who challenged his words, and that he knows what he's talking about.
What he doesn't see is that posting that sort of message shows clearly how insecure he is. It would be a safe bet that all the nonsense he posted in the 2nd paragraph is bollocks. What possible reason could someone have to brag about these things to a stranger on the internet? None, he's posing where there is no need to do so.
If I were a submissive and got this message from someone claiming to be a dominant, I immediately would see this person as someone I have no desire to know. His experience is more than likely confined to chat rooms and that sort of thing, and that makes him a dangerous person to trust with your body in a real life situation. NOT that I have any problem with those whose only experience is the internet, my problem is with those people who claim experience they do not have, and end up hurting someone in the process. You don't think that happens a lot? It does.
Yep, people who go out of their way to tell you they have Xx years of experience, was a Navy Seal, etc etc.. Do not, were not. Best in my opinion to just leave those sorts in the rearview mirror.
Let's see, a couple of years ago she gets revenge on her cheating man by doing a clyde the orangutan scrap job on his truck...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaSy8yy-mr8
Now she's taking more drastic measures when the guy cheats.. I know, you fellas are going, "Hold on, MORE drastic than fucking up my truck?"
Yep..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8WCK8sDXsI
Now she's killin' motherfuckers.
The moral of the story here? Thou shalt not fuck around on Carrie Underwood.
This ain't your grandfather's country music anymore folks.. No no no.. All that Stand by Your Man shit has given way to Gunpowder and Lead, Independence Day, Before he Cheats, Two Black Cadillacs..
Tiid Bo Amatiiv... Time flows ever onward. <--- Yep, that's from Skyrim.
Here are a couple more profiles I find funny.. This one is a 24 male dominant in Illinois, and he has this little gemstone contained within...
"If I admired your profile there's probably something in it that I like
Don't ask me what it was, you'll be ignored."
Oh come on! "Yeah, I liked your profile but don't ask me why" is the same as the guy I posted about in the past who said don't ask him to explain his interest in you.
Granted, this guy is basically looking for someone to play slave on camera for him.. But I found it funny.. (He has some awesome shots from the beefcake websites in his profile, though. Yummy!)
Now this one on the other hand, is one of those profiles I could spend an entire two blog entires ripping into.. Not only is this a LONG profile, but it's chock full of fucking funny.. The lulz! The lulz!
So here we go, this is a 47 male dominant in Wisconsin and he identifes as a Gorean Male (In bold type.) Now, other than a couple of things that made me giggle.. I'm not going to be making fun of him being into Gor.. No, he gives ample opportunity to do so with the rest of his profile.. *cracks knuckles*..
Right then..
Okay, first he speaks of some sort of 48 hour protocol on messages. It means if he sends you a message, and you do not respond within 48 hours of reading it, you get blocked. Heh yeah, i'll bet this clown blocks a LOT of people.. Anywhooooooo.. He goes on to say if you are offended by this 48 hour protocol you should not be decribing yourself as a submissive.
He then goes on to decribe certain traits or beliefs one may have if they are fakes, wannabes, or ignorant. Wait, some of these are real rib ticklers.. My comments interposed..
"Fakes, Wanna-Be's and Ignorance.
-Submissive's in name only
-talking the talk, but not walking the walk?
(This one is ironic because his entire profile is comprised of nothing but someone who is "talking the talk.")
-topping from the bottom?
-If you want, demand or think you deserve all the 'perks and trappings' before you earn your stripes
.
-If you think 'your submission' is a gift.
-"I'm not going to call you 'Sir' until I decide'.
(Yeah, because everyone knows it's not a submissive's role to decide to whom and when they will submit, or decide for themselves who is worthy of any sort of respect. Granted, in the Gor thing it is expected that all free men are be accorded this sort of respect and those women who partake know this.)
-If you know exactly what you want and your not going to settle for anything less.
(Oh come on now... What possible problem could someone have with a person who knows exactly what they want and will not settle? This dipshit's profile says right before this list that he's written it for the specific purpose of weeding out those who don't qualify for whatever it is he seeks...Does he intend to settle? Dude, fuck you.)
-If you think you should be telling a Dominant how to define your/female submission.
(Well, I certainly don't see the problem with telling someone the sort of things you respond to. You know, that whole getting to know someone bit some people do when they meet possible mates?)
-If you think a Dominant owes you to seduce your mind so your body will follow.
(Wow, does this cat have any idea whatsoever of how women work? If you can't get in her head, you're never going to get her in your bed.)
-If you will not follow instructions.
-If your 'smartphone', motorcycle or any other inadament object, is more important than personal relationships.
-If you think you can treat Dominant men like vanilla men.
(Yeah, no shit? If someone were to treat you like a vanilla man, you'd never get past the introduction stage. In fact, the overwhelming majority of the shit in your fantasy island profile doesn't play even in the kink world aside from Gor.)
-If you know what you deserve, and no man is going to tell you different.
(Yeah, and the problem with that is?)
-If you think that because you have something to offer to a 'vanilla' man, that the same counts for a Dominant man.
(Yeah, because dominant men are on a totally different level than the rest of the human race, yanno... They're never interested in, or attracted to things mere vanilla men are. Yes, he mentions the idea of vanilla men vs whatever the fuck he is a few times in this profile. More than likely, (I think in my amateur psychologist way,) he's a failure at being a man in general, and Gor is his way of escaping that fact. And you know what, I wouldn't hold that against him. He's certainly not the first nor the last who will find escape via the online world.)
-If your more worried about grammar and punctuation, then actual communication with a perspective Dom.
(LOL. This one is especially funny to me seeing as he makes a reference to "actual communication" with a perspective dom. Dude, dude, dude! Details, attention to details.. grammar, punctuation, spelling.. when you're communicating on a text level, THOSE THINGS MATTER. I've said this before, and it holds oh so true, with how detail oriented BDSM, or Gor is for that matter, fuck.. Gor roleplay is WAY more detail oriented, really... Your attention to the little details such as grammar, spelling, punctuation give a perspective submissive a lot of insight into you as a perspective dominant. Who in their right mind would overlook the fact that you can't be bothered to make sure your writings are at least gramatically correct? Dude, that first impression is hard to shake when you fuck it up.)
-If you 'say' you want it, but make excuses not to get it.
-If your argumentative.
-If you write your profile for yourself.
(Well fuck, if you're on here looking for someone, who the fuck else would or should be writing your profile?)
-If your disrespectful in anyway in your profile.
(Disrespectful as in saying something like they wouldn't be interested in a 47 year old moron in Wisconsin with a god complex and many shortcomings? Yeah, i'd disqualify them as well if I were you.)
-If you don't want or expect your life to change.
-If your knowledge of the Gorean way can be somed-up in a three sentence paragraph or less,and you think, you know all there is to know.
-If your romanticizing submission before you know anything about it.
-If you think 'you' should be telling a Dominant how to be dominant.
(Now think about this one... Yeah, it's probably topping from the bottom for this cat's purposes, but who better a teacher than than the one who is your submissive?)
-If you call yourself a 'Submissive' when really your a 'Bottom.
(Somehow, I get the feeling that most of these bottoms who call themselves submissive as defined by this guy, are simply those who do not have any desire to be 24/7. Has a mind, and opinions, and not afraid to use it, or express them.)
-If you dictate demands in your profile to a prospective Dom.
(Demands such as the sort of things they want their dominant to be or some of the traits they want him to possess? How dare they!)
-If you think that, because your female that Dominants are going to or should pursue/woo you.
(Way of the world, gomer.. You're supposed to be the hunter, you're a male after all... If you want a 1950's type girl, you better be able to relate to her on that level if you ever want to separate her from her knickers.)
-If you want to retain the trump-card of power, so control is ultimately yours.
(You can never take away that ultimate control no matter what you do. (Legally that is.) Leaving is the ultimate control a submissive can have.)
-If you use ambiguous terms such as 'my One', 'experienced only', 'good fit', 'Alpha male', 'strong willed' or ' a intelligent man', etc. etc.
(You mean such ambiguous terms such as "D5 or higher submissive?")
-If you use the term 'Natural Dominate' in the Western Culture.
(Okay, he's got a point here.. When I see someone call themselves a "Natural Dominant" in ANY culture.. I see someone who is deluded.)
-If you think the power-shift (D/S,M/S) is a 'partnership'.
-If you don't know anything of proper etiquette and/or you don't care.
-If you use 'slave imagery' in your profile when you don't want to be owned.
(Now this one annoys me too. On both sides of the coin, from both subs and doms.)
-If your a bedroom submissive only.
(Well okay. But tell me, what in the realm of the great prophet Zarquon would a bedroom submissive want with someone like you in the first place?)
-If you use the word Dominant/Master when you should say 'kinky boyfriend.'
-Are you in this for the 'fun' or 'kinky sex'- your a 'toy', don't expect to get any real training anywhere
.
(Wellllllll.. If someone was in this for the fun and/or kinky sex, why the fuck would they be worried about someone's opinion of "real training?")
-If your not owned you are not slave, slaves are owned and do not have choices. 'Unowned property' would be more correct.
(You nitpicking little pussy!)
-are you afraid of the transformation to total submission?"
Oh wait now, this cat is just getting started..
Further down the line, he says if you pass the first stage of qualification he has an "information packet" that is several pages and it's basically all he would want you to know about him. His major requirement for this qualification is that you be a "D5 or higher" submissive. (He explains what a D5 submissive is at the end of his profile.)
Can..Can you say Castle Realm? I knew you could. (Note, for those of you who don't know what Castle Realm is, it was a website that was supposed to be a "guide" to D/s and BDSM.. While there were some good articles on the site, most were chatroom bullshit.. The site ran from 1998-2008 before it was taken down.. There's a partial archive of that site on kinktoychest.. and hereeeeeeeee's the link for you.)
http://kinktoychest.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=63&Itemid=63
Anyway, this is what he says about said information packet..
"If you are interested in my household, I have a information packet (several pages) about me available for the asking. To get onto a personal level with me this is the required first step, you will not be taken seriously until you do. If you try to 'drill' me for information while 'chatting', you will prove to me that you can not follow instructions. The information packet comes with no obligation and is available to all submissive females."
Right, right... In other words, if you try to get to know him while chatting, you'll be disqualified.. Now, what was it this world class dipshit was saying about communication? Let me show you...
"A solid foundation of communication is required. There is straight forward clear communication here. This is a no bullshit zone."
It doesn't take a detective to see that the sort of communication he envisions is he gives you this "information packet" which you KNOW will be extremely polished and will not require him to think on his feet. The "communication" that's going to happen with this guy I can almost promise you will be one way, with you giving him all the information he wants, while you will not be allowed to ask for information in return.
Okay, he doesn't actually expect people to message him first as the tone of this profile may suggest. What he does, is send an "invitation" to someone.. He helpfully includes this invitation in the profile.
""Girl, I invite you to read my profile, from the time of you opening this invitation you will have 48 hrs to reply.
Sir""
He then shows you some of the replies he's gotten as a result of this invitation
.
""Not the best introduction I have seen....Don't like men who show up and start imposing guidelines before we even exchange emails. No thanks...and that only took 48 seconds"
"or else I'll block you? Don't be ridiculous. I'm the one you would have to convince and you know it. Have a nice day...and that is 24 hours"
"Really? Pardon me, but learn some manners. Just because I'm submissive doesn't mean I'm YOUR submissive, and you don't impress me.""
Well, i'll bet he's gotten some juicier responses than that. Think about it, you're a submissive and you get this sort of "invitation" in the mail, and are given a time limit to respond right out of the starting gate.. What are you thinking of someone so childish as to impose this on someone he doesn't yet know?
There were a couple of others, but you get the gist. Of course in his mind THEY are the clueless ones. He was actually posting this to show their stupidity at not recognizing the opportunity he offers.. No, he actually says that in his profile about the opportunity.
Ah, I could go on and on with this one, but i'll stop.. Oh yeah, the "D5 or higher" bit.. what could that possibly mean?
Well, here's how he defines it very near the bottom of this profile..
"Ok...so if you have read this far and you understand why this is written the way it is- then, in this Dom's judgment you are of a serious natured Submissive (D5 or higher) then is the next step is yours?"
In other words, if you read all this shit and are still there and are interested, you're what he considers D5 or higher..
And then he mercifully wraps up his profile with a little comment that the profile also exists on Alt.. and ends with that wondfully funny disclaimer about his privacy.
Hey, I honestly only scratched the surface on this one, if you find this profile and can stomach reading the whole thing, have at it.
I'm gonna give him props for something in the beginning of the profile, though. He does say that it will take you about 10 minutes to read the whole thing. So if anyone reads his profile and then thinks, "That's 10 minutes i'll never get back." Tough shit, you were warned... hehe.
That's it for now.. L8r Peepz.
Friday, November 16, 2012
Yeah, i'm still around.
This is the way.. It's the way that we live... And Loveeeeeeeeeee!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14uEo07Wj3o
A few days ago on a particularily grey and cloudy morning, I received a message on CM from someone who used the phrase "L Word Lesbians" when referring to the sort of people that I associate the Men In Tights song with.. Yeah, fake lesbians.
Anyway, I started thinking about it and asked myself what we actually learned about lesbians from watching that show? I mean it was supposed to be a realistic view of them yes?
Wait, show of hands.... How many of you have seen The L Word?
Mmmkay right then, if you're actually sitting there with your hand in the air, go to the back of the class.. No, on second thought, stay in the front where I can keep an eye on your ass..
No, no, it's cool to admit you watched that show.. really... It's cool..I thought it was a pretty good show for a bit.
ANYWAY!! What did we learn from watching that show?
Let's see.. Well, first we learned that they don't know what it means to be monogamous. Even the ones in committed relationships didn't know the meaning.. Well, perhaps they knew the meaning but they sure the fuck didn't practice it.
They all had wonderfully fabulous careers. Even the hayseed from One Horse Town, Middle America moved to LA and within a couple of weeks was pulling down six figures in the IT sector. Lose a job? No problemmmmmmm.. The next career move always landed right in front of them.
The club! I don't give a flying fuck how many hours they had to work every day, what time they had to get up for work the next morning, what sort of frame of mind they were in.. every fucking night was club night.
Well that show jumped the shark for me when the hayseed decided to do the female to male sex change, and would of course become a straight man... Stands to reason I think... However, she got hooked up with a gay man and ended up pregnant. And thereeeeeeeeeeeee goes Fonzie on his waterskis, quickly approaching the ramp in front of the shark tank.... Whoosh!
For those who haven't heard the term "Jump the Shark," It refers to the moment in a television series where the show started downhill to its eventual cancellation.
Hmm, thinking about it I can certainly see where the fake lesbians on CM can be seen as L Word types... But I still like my Men In Tights reference better, but I thought it interesting enough to mention..
So, where the fuck have I been since the last post to this blog? Well, i've been here and watching, seeing nothing really that I thought lulzworthy to post... Rather nothing that I thought was lulzworthy that we've not seen before. I started to do a post that was a swan song, but in the end decided to let it sit, seeing that there's always the chance i'd have something to say or whatever. No sense burning bridges and all that shit...
There's been an interesting, sad, and funny happening at good old http://collarmefakes.com/ .... The owner was going to close it down because of a very decided lack of people actually participating... However one of the supermoderators went off on him in a message and ended up being made an administrator....Well, both of them did.
So, they decided to stay open "due to popular demand"... Yeah, each new message posted gets on the average of about 7 looks a day... It sounds to me as if someone has really lowered the bar when they speak of popular demand, eh?
No matter, just so we know what an administrator can do on that site.. they can get the IP information of anyone posting.. You don't think the new administrators would abuse that feature, now would you?
Yep, they sure the fuck would.. Someone posted a message on there basically exposing blonde2bebound for playing financial cunt a few years ago.. Apparently all the places she put her financial cunt infomation are still there...(I find it very interesting she used the same photos 5 years ago as she does today.. Very curious, that.)
Well, she responded with this bullshit story about how she was between masters and wanted to still feel a part of the "lifestyle".. yadda yadda.. And then followed it up with a message that gave the original poster's IP info...
Consider this a friendly warning if you ever go to that site and participate in their turd hunt.. If you post something they don't like, just be aware they can see your IP and are not above exposing it in public if it suits their purposes. In this case it was to strike back at someone who uncovered some things i'm sure the little game player wanted kept in the past.
Now, they did delete the thread about a day or so after that, but it's pretty clear the new administrators will abuse their powers... At least blonde2bebound (boundslave4life on CM) will... Madman hasn't done so yet... But he's a huge fucking moron so i'd not put it past him to abuse his powers either.
Point of interest, he actually claims to have been a moderator of Collarme... And "quit" because of the the way the moderators do things.. Now what this guy does when he's searching for people to post on the collarmefakes site is to use several sock puppets to attack them.. One in particular got attacked by several of his socks.. Among them are TulsaSadist and NorCalSadist.. Another was colortantrum whom I suspect is a sock of the blonde cunt... Both of those sadist profiles are of the typical misogynistic type...With a very intolerent view of those of who do not cotton to what he sees as the "true lifestyle." This is a very sad person, indeed. I sincerely hope CM would never have allowed this sort of shitbag to help moderate their site.
This is a personal message for the owner of collarmefakes... Your new administrators are scum, and your best course of action is to do what you planned and let the site close. Let those two shitbags put out their own money to carry out their agenda.
Right then, speaking of financial cunts... Here's one that while the profile is typical of this sort of scum, the journal entry this one created is errr.. interesting to say the least.. It's basically "tips" on how to approach a financial cunt.. It's a 25 female dominant in New York and here's the journal entry.
"TIPS for Subs or slaves that want to Explore being Financially Dominated
Here are a few tips for those of you that are interested in Exploring being Financially Dominated also known as: Pay Pigs, Cash cows, Money Monkeys, Human ATMS, Loser that gives cash away, or A Trick ass loser! YOU can do this and feel the thrill without even losing it all...you can just get really close. (Ahaha) :). YOU Can experience this THRILL if even for a short time...you can jump in and out the lifestyle without going completely broke! Or shocking your family when they are looking for you to pay bills. But you can explore this Fetish because its real! and Thrilling. A month or 2 of large tributes can bond you to a Goddess for life!
TIPS about how to give a Good Chunk of change away...Like whats more humilating then that??? Sacrifice and live with tribute.
1 SAVE SAVE SAVE..atleast 3-5 paychecks
2. Pay your rent 3 months (this allows you to binge give (giving goddesses money or gifts and gifts, works great for hypo slaves)
3.Pay your bills 3 months in advance. This allows you to binge give and not think about Daily bills..paying bills and rent in advance allows you to have to freedom of giving current paychecks away and "appear to be suffering"... But you have prepared for this and its a great experience
especially when you see how happy it makes your goddess. To recieve half a paycheck!
4. Shop, Stock up on can goods, Soups, ramen noodles, dried beans, frozen food, bottled water, snacks you like, Hygiene products.
5. Find your goddess..where ever they are either online or inperson start exploring goddesses. If you are online make sure they are really what they say they are either via Webcam or pictures. Look at there wish list and site and make sure that you can afford to tribute long term
5. Do a few small tributes to a few goddesses until you find the one that you want to rape you Financially. Feel the thrill and see the excitement of the Goddess, see how happy it makes her.
6. NEVER LIE about a tribute or tease a tribute. If you agree to tribute then tribute even if its less then. A Financial Goddess or Dom LOVES money and gifts more than most, Its better to pay a compliment..instead of telling a lie
.
7. NEVER Try to to become a MONEY SLAVE or PAY PIG and LIVE check to check follow my tips for saving and you will have money to splurge!!
8. ONCE you find your GODDESS or Fin DOMME then tribute pay bills, Shop, ect. A great Money slave that is prepared to tribute will find pleasure in the fact that they are giving there money away, but humilated at the same time!! So Pay tribute and Spend big!!
Well you can always email me or message me... if you have questions or concerns every situation is different,,but these are the basics and I keep my Financial Slaves working and tributing."
Now isn't that just too damned nice of her to post these tips? A financial domme who doesn't want her pay piggies going broke and even offers these tips to help them stay solvent while tributing her.. Funny, funny shit.
Along that same line, here's the profile of a 48 female dominant in Maryland.. This is apparently one those financial cunts who can't get anyone to go along with her grand plan...
"flakes as slaves, i can't get no one to clean my house, why do you call yourselves slaves if your not doing your fucken jobs
i can't get you to serve, can't get you to drive me to hell, what do you do i can get you to wipe my ass
your not obedient
your not loyal
your not nothing
and the ones who say they want to spoil me and tribute to me that's a flake, go run in the middle of the street with that bull shit
kick rocks, cheap mother fuckers bitch ass punks
i'm a college educated mistress and i look good and i smell good and damit it takes money to be fabulous
yes you have to pay the cost to be with this boss
i don't need you to tell be how beautiful i am i already know that thanks to my dad
even if you don't want me services can you buy a bitch something off my wish list so being so fucking cheap because yall are starting to piss me the fuck off"
Read this one's journals from the beginning and watch how it evolved to the above whine.
Okay, now I think i'm going to do a bit of a public service announcement.. This is a profile of a 99 female submissive in Arizona and the name is "GrammarGraphics." For those of you whose profiles look anyhthing like the above, contact this person and let her work her magic on your profile.
Ah well.. I really didn't have a lot to say.. Just let this serve as a generic "i'm still here" sort of message.. I make no promises of when i'll post again, but i'm not going anywhere.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14uEo07Wj3o
A few days ago on a particularily grey and cloudy morning, I received a message on CM from someone who used the phrase "L Word Lesbians" when referring to the sort of people that I associate the Men In Tights song with.. Yeah, fake lesbians.
Anyway, I started thinking about it and asked myself what we actually learned about lesbians from watching that show? I mean it was supposed to be a realistic view of them yes?
Wait, show of hands.... How many of you have seen The L Word?
Mmmkay right then, if you're actually sitting there with your hand in the air, go to the back of the class.. No, on second thought, stay in the front where I can keep an eye on your ass..
No, no, it's cool to admit you watched that show.. really... It's cool..I thought it was a pretty good show for a bit.
ANYWAY!! What did we learn from watching that show?
Let's see.. Well, first we learned that they don't know what it means to be monogamous. Even the ones in committed relationships didn't know the meaning.. Well, perhaps they knew the meaning but they sure the fuck didn't practice it.
They all had wonderfully fabulous careers. Even the hayseed from One Horse Town, Middle America moved to LA and within a couple of weeks was pulling down six figures in the IT sector. Lose a job? No problemmmmmmm.. The next career move always landed right in front of them.
The club! I don't give a flying fuck how many hours they had to work every day, what time they had to get up for work the next morning, what sort of frame of mind they were in.. every fucking night was club night.
Well that show jumped the shark for me when the hayseed decided to do the female to male sex change, and would of course become a straight man... Stands to reason I think... However, she got hooked up with a gay man and ended up pregnant. And thereeeeeeeeeeeee goes Fonzie on his waterskis, quickly approaching the ramp in front of the shark tank.... Whoosh!
For those who haven't heard the term "Jump the Shark," It refers to the moment in a television series where the show started downhill to its eventual cancellation.
Hmm, thinking about it I can certainly see where the fake lesbians on CM can be seen as L Word types... But I still like my Men In Tights reference better, but I thought it interesting enough to mention..
So, where the fuck have I been since the last post to this blog? Well, i've been here and watching, seeing nothing really that I thought lulzworthy to post... Rather nothing that I thought was lulzworthy that we've not seen before. I started to do a post that was a swan song, but in the end decided to let it sit, seeing that there's always the chance i'd have something to say or whatever. No sense burning bridges and all that shit...
There's been an interesting, sad, and funny happening at good old http://collarmefakes.com/ .... The owner was going to close it down because of a very decided lack of people actually participating... However one of the supermoderators went off on him in a message and ended up being made an administrator....Well, both of them did.
So, they decided to stay open "due to popular demand"... Yeah, each new message posted gets on the average of about 7 looks a day... It sounds to me as if someone has really lowered the bar when they speak of popular demand, eh?
No matter, just so we know what an administrator can do on that site.. they can get the IP information of anyone posting.. You don't think the new administrators would abuse that feature, now would you?
Yep, they sure the fuck would.. Someone posted a message on there basically exposing blonde2bebound for playing financial cunt a few years ago.. Apparently all the places she put her financial cunt infomation are still there...(I find it very interesting she used the same photos 5 years ago as she does today.. Very curious, that.)
Well, she responded with this bullshit story about how she was between masters and wanted to still feel a part of the "lifestyle".. yadda yadda.. And then followed it up with a message that gave the original poster's IP info...
Consider this a friendly warning if you ever go to that site and participate in their turd hunt.. If you post something they don't like, just be aware they can see your IP and are not above exposing it in public if it suits their purposes. In this case it was to strike back at someone who uncovered some things i'm sure the little game player wanted kept in the past.
Now, they did delete the thread about a day or so after that, but it's pretty clear the new administrators will abuse their powers... At least blonde2bebound (boundslave4life on CM) will... Madman hasn't done so yet... But he's a huge fucking moron so i'd not put it past him to abuse his powers either.
Point of interest, he actually claims to have been a moderator of Collarme... And "quit" because of the the way the moderators do things.. Now what this guy does when he's searching for people to post on the collarmefakes site is to use several sock puppets to attack them.. One in particular got attacked by several of his socks.. Among them are TulsaSadist and NorCalSadist.. Another was colortantrum whom I suspect is a sock of the blonde cunt... Both of those sadist profiles are of the typical misogynistic type...With a very intolerent view of those of who do not cotton to what he sees as the "true lifestyle." This is a very sad person, indeed. I sincerely hope CM would never have allowed this sort of shitbag to help moderate their site.
This is a personal message for the owner of collarmefakes... Your new administrators are scum, and your best course of action is to do what you planned and let the site close. Let those two shitbags put out their own money to carry out their agenda.
Right then, speaking of financial cunts... Here's one that while the profile is typical of this sort of scum, the journal entry this one created is errr.. interesting to say the least.. It's basically "tips" on how to approach a financial cunt.. It's a 25 female dominant in New York and here's the journal entry.
"TIPS for Subs or slaves that want to Explore being Financially Dominated
Here are a few tips for those of you that are interested in Exploring being Financially Dominated also known as: Pay Pigs, Cash cows, Money Monkeys, Human ATMS, Loser that gives cash away, or A Trick ass loser! YOU can do this and feel the thrill without even losing it all...you can just get really close. (Ahaha) :). YOU Can experience this THRILL if even for a short time...you can jump in and out the lifestyle without going completely broke! Or shocking your family when they are looking for you to pay bills. But you can explore this Fetish because its real! and Thrilling. A month or 2 of large tributes can bond you to a Goddess for life!
TIPS about how to give a Good Chunk of change away...Like whats more humilating then that??? Sacrifice and live with tribute.
1 SAVE SAVE SAVE..atleast 3-5 paychecks
2. Pay your rent 3 months (this allows you to binge give (giving goddesses money or gifts and gifts, works great for hypo slaves)
3.Pay your bills 3 months in advance. This allows you to binge give and not think about Daily bills..paying bills and rent in advance allows you to have to freedom of giving current paychecks away and "appear to be suffering"... But you have prepared for this and its a great experience
especially when you see how happy it makes your goddess. To recieve half a paycheck!
4. Shop, Stock up on can goods, Soups, ramen noodles, dried beans, frozen food, bottled water, snacks you like, Hygiene products.
5. Find your goddess..where ever they are either online or inperson start exploring goddesses. If you are online make sure they are really what they say they are either via Webcam or pictures. Look at there wish list and site and make sure that you can afford to tribute long term
5. Do a few small tributes to a few goddesses until you find the one that you want to rape you Financially. Feel the thrill and see the excitement of the Goddess, see how happy it makes her.
6. NEVER LIE about a tribute or tease a tribute. If you agree to tribute then tribute even if its less then. A Financial Goddess or Dom LOVES money and gifts more than most, Its better to pay a compliment..instead of telling a lie
.
7. NEVER Try to to become a MONEY SLAVE or PAY PIG and LIVE check to check follow my tips for saving and you will have money to splurge!!
8. ONCE you find your GODDESS or Fin DOMME then tribute pay bills, Shop, ect. A great Money slave that is prepared to tribute will find pleasure in the fact that they are giving there money away, but humilated at the same time!! So Pay tribute and Spend big!!
Well you can always email me or message me... if you have questions or concerns every situation is different,,but these are the basics and I keep my Financial Slaves working and tributing."
Now isn't that just too damned nice of her to post these tips? A financial domme who doesn't want her pay piggies going broke and even offers these tips to help them stay solvent while tributing her.. Funny, funny shit.
Along that same line, here's the profile of a 48 female dominant in Maryland.. This is apparently one those financial cunts who can't get anyone to go along with her grand plan...
"flakes as slaves, i can't get no one to clean my house, why do you call yourselves slaves if your not doing your fucken jobs
i can't get you to serve, can't get you to drive me to hell, what do you do i can get you to wipe my ass
your not obedient
your not loyal
your not nothing
and the ones who say they want to spoil me and tribute to me that's a flake, go run in the middle of the street with that bull shit
kick rocks, cheap mother fuckers bitch ass punks
i'm a college educated mistress and i look good and i smell good and damit it takes money to be fabulous
yes you have to pay the cost to be with this boss
i don't need you to tell be how beautiful i am i already know that thanks to my dad
even if you don't want me services can you buy a bitch something off my wish list so being so fucking cheap because yall are starting to piss me the fuck off"
Read this one's journals from the beginning and watch how it evolved to the above whine.
Okay, now I think i'm going to do a bit of a public service announcement.. This is a profile of a 99 female submissive in Arizona and the name is "GrammarGraphics." For those of you whose profiles look anyhthing like the above, contact this person and let her work her magic on your profile.
Ah well.. I really didn't have a lot to say.. Just let this serve as a generic "i'm still here" sort of message.. I make no promises of when i'll post again, but i'm not going anywhere.
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Hurray! Hurray... The end of May.. Outdoor screwing starts today!!
..."Deep in the heart of Germany, Lucy clutched her breast in fear.. She heard a beat of her lover's heart... for weeks she raved.. In dreams he appeared..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gts2yGraydk
Ah, just a little ditty called Nosferatu from Blue Oyster Cult to kick off this post.. Enjoy.. enjoy.. or not, whatever..
Yeah, ummm.. Germany, the undisputed capital of whole fucking BDSM world. Fuckin' A right pal.. Anyone who is REAL in the BDSM lifestyle knows that be on top of the fucking BDSM mountain their roots must be in Germany....Tossing the phrase "old guard" in there somewhere helps as well... Yanno, to make you look even more real and true.
Right, right then.. this is a 47 male dominant in Berlin, Germany and this profile.. heh.. Well, he starts off with a pretty generic profile then gets off into this...
"I have been in the lifestyle for over 29 years, worked in the fetish adult industry for many years from owning a Pro Domme Studio, fabricating / designing bondage furniture, making of fetish / bdsm videos / photos, fetish model agencies etc etc.
About the bdsm school :
Need Help With Training Your sub, slave, pet, Domme, etc ?
We { small group of male and females, could be called a leather family, house , European society { like Story of "O" }, etc } been training subs slaves for many years for our own pleasure, or for other owners who just could not get a handle on them for one reason or another, short and long term available.
We can host in one of our locations equipped with all kind of fun equipment, or in some cases we can come to you.
We train future subs, slaves, pets Pro Domme's for private, real time sessions, movies, photo, business, etc. We can teach you everything you need to know about the business from A-Z."
*Clicks tongue*. Yeah, BDSMSchool... Mmmkay, have you taken all of that in? Heh, good, good..
A real fucking life European Society like the Story of O.. Who will gladly train your slave for you if you can't do it yourself... (I won't even mention the fact if you have someone you can't handle..well, nevermind that.) I really get a lot of giggles out of people who speak of Story of O as if it's a historical text, instead of well.. softcore porn.
Oh come on now, you know that's always fucking funny to hear/see/read in some moron's profile... And i'd love to see the sort of dipshit who would send his sub to be trained by another.. This isn't even the FUNNY part of this cat's profile though.. no, that honor goes to his journals...No, not the one where he cries about slaves not REALLY being interested in the sort of life a real slave might have led in say, 1850.. (But that link to wikipedia to make his point is golden.) No.. i'm talking about the one he created on 11-29-2011...
"I am so tired of all the fakes and the fake profiles CM puts up here just to boost traffic. Please ONLY the real, the ones that are looking for the real deal contact me, do not waist my time ! You will be blocked and reported !"
Ah yes, yes, YES! Another asshole who thinks CM themselves are creating fake profiles to boost traffic. Umm, for you and others who believe this, exactly how often do YOU logon to CM on a given day to add to their traffic count? Think about that one for a moment, geniuses...Oh yeah, I have a few of you dipshits on my "favorites" list and see just how often you are at the top of the list.... That's a lot of fucking logins for the sort of people who believe the above, don't you think?
But anyway, i've gotten off point.. Let's discuss that bit about "ONLY the ones looking for the real deal" contacting you, lest they be blocked and reported....
Yeah.. Umm.. REPORTED TO WHO?
IF... IF what you believe is true that it's CM creating all these fake profiles, exactly what in the blue monkey hell would you be trying to accomplish by reporting them to the very people who you believe created said fake profile?.. I swear, the sort of things people say when they want to threaten someone is just laughable. Besides, not being really interested in you and your fantasy island profile isn't against the TOS for having a profile on CM. So maybe you'll report them to collarmefakes.com then?
Oh yes, in this assclown's profile is the announcement that he is indeed a member of that site... "so be real or get reported."... Yeah, having another online pretender reporting them to that site because they had the nerve to "waist" your time, will certainly scare the shit out of them, huh?
I tell you, you gotta love these deluded morons. Well, love them for their entertainment value at least.
Oh this cat also has that inane "disclaimer" about his privacy and this little tidbit....
"PS. Also looking for serious investors for bdsm related business."
Could it be after all is said and done, this player is just on CM looking for money?
Apparently I read "rollercoaster dom's" profile differently than did tootrue2. I'd read that part and saw where he said something about withdrawing consent and what it means, and I saw it as stating the obvious that a sub who no longer consented to whatever he wanted to do didn't want to be involved with him in that fashion anymore.
She read it as a threat on his part, where the withdrawing of consent would trigger him ceasing the relationship. She likened it to using a safe word, and says using a safeword is a form of withdrawing consent. I'm not at all sure I can agree with that one, a safeword is supposed to be used when something is wrong. Withdrawing consent is just that. But I see her point about what he infers with that statement in his profile.
One thing we DO agree on, this dude has some seriously fucked up ideas.
Oh dear, you know it's almost a disappointment when a fake lesbian has been on CM for like a long time, and they finally make that inevitable fuck up and give themselves away.
This is one I actually highlighted way back at the beginning of this blog. She was the one who invented a sub on the east coast and had her "move" to the west coast.. I think that "relationship" lasted about a week or two, not sure.
Anyway.. It's time to revisit one of CM's longest surviving fake lesbians, DommeMelissa11.... Of course back then he was just DommeMelissa, without the 11.. There must have been some profile deletions in there somewhere.
Here's one of his latest journal entries...
"To my admirer, the male I met at a event IN PERSON, I thank you! IF anyone dares question me, I will give you his id here so HE will vouch for me I am 100% real!"
*Giggle* now you know this guy is the one behind the profile. He must be getting pretty desperate, fending off all of those fake claims he's got to be getting.
Right then, he also added some new photos to his profile.. Pictures of Alexis Amore.. A porn actress.
I just wonder, do you people who post the photos of semi-famous people think you're the only one that is going to be able to find those photos on the fucking internet?
Anyway,if one were to mention to him that the photos on the profile are of a Peruvian born porn actress names Alexis Amore and not some "Lebanese born GODDESS". this is what you'll be told...
"DommeMelissa11 on 5/23/12 at 12:07 AM:
That is my porn name and profile idiot, be gone your boring me"
Uh huh.. Like I said, a little disappointing when the long time fakes bust themselves. FUNNY, but a little disappoining.
Never fear, he's made the announcement that he's staying on CM for a bit longer.
Here's one that someone sent me. They'd gotten the following message from a dominant female; someone whose profile is hidden....
"From: xxxxxxxxxxx
Dated:
5/23/12 9:46 PM
Hello, you’re very beautiful I have over 40 years experience and my son is also experienced in BDSM. I raised my son in the lifestyle as well . Seek female to be part of our family. r. We have a big play room with lots of toys and equipment. Son has 11 years experience .We Host events and parties.. We are a loving caring family i am helping my son with this because i have the experience and YEARS IN THE lifestyle AND CAN WEED OUT ALL THE FAKES AND users he has been finding and find that real special girl he has not been able to get. If you are interested contact me at xxxxxxxxxxx on yahoo messenger."
Then the person who sent me this message, asks this: "i have to ask.... he has 11 years in the Lifestyle and can't weed out fakes?"
Interesting question to ask to be sure..
The first thing that jumps out at me in that message is this obviously 60+ woman raised her son in the lifestyle. That one never fails to start me off giggling but the ramifications of what else is said in this profile causes me to need to make sure i'm not drinking anything..
The absolute funniest thing here is this son of hers with 11 years of experience has his damned mother trolling the internet for a slave for him? Hehe.. If that .0000001% chance of this one being on the level were to be true.. Just what sort of fucked up person would you be getting hooked up with, that he had to get his mother to search for him?
Dude!
Can't you just see it if he were to have some sort of disagreement with the slave his mother found for him? He'd be on the phone to his mommie.... "Mommm! She won't listen to meeeeeee!"
Heh, okay one more.. then i'm off to find some trouble to get into..
This is an 18 female switch in Nebraska.. The profile is funny but I want to address one of her journal entries...
"From: xxxxxxxx Dated: 5/28/12 3:23 AM You have the most annoying profile on CM.
Thats harrassment there twiddle dee, if you dont like it then dont look at it. Stop trying to infringe upon my First Amendment right of Free Speech to the United States of America's Constitution."
Yeah, i've gotten a few such messages and I give that same advice when someone does message me with that sort of thing.. However her response to that message is a little off the mark.. No, it's totally off the mark.
The First Amendment of the USA's Constitution does NOT cover the right to post a profile on a social network site. While CM is of course free and anonymous, they rather have this thing they like to call a "Terms of Service" and if you break any of those terms, the offending profile, journal entry, or photo gets deleted.
As much as you people with this fundamental misconception of the US Constitution don't get it.. posting your profile and having your say on a site such as Collarme is a privilege, not a right. If you get deleted from the site, you have no recourse.
L8r peepz....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gts2yGraydk
Ah, just a little ditty called Nosferatu from Blue Oyster Cult to kick off this post.. Enjoy.. enjoy.. or not, whatever..
Yeah, ummm.. Germany, the undisputed capital of whole fucking BDSM world. Fuckin' A right pal.. Anyone who is REAL in the BDSM lifestyle knows that be on top of the fucking BDSM mountain their roots must be in Germany....Tossing the phrase "old guard" in there somewhere helps as well... Yanno, to make you look even more real and true.
Right, right then.. this is a 47 male dominant in Berlin, Germany and this profile.. heh.. Well, he starts off with a pretty generic profile then gets off into this...
"I have been in the lifestyle for over 29 years, worked in the fetish adult industry for many years from owning a Pro Domme Studio, fabricating / designing bondage furniture, making of fetish / bdsm videos / photos, fetish model agencies etc etc.
About the bdsm school :
Need Help With Training Your sub, slave, pet, Domme, etc ?
We { small group of male and females, could be called a leather family, house , European society { like Story of "O" }, etc } been training subs slaves for many years for our own pleasure, or for other owners who just could not get a handle on them for one reason or another, short and long term available.
We can host in one of our locations equipped with all kind of fun equipment, or in some cases we can come to you.
We train future subs, slaves, pets Pro Domme's for private, real time sessions, movies, photo, business, etc. We can teach you everything you need to know about the business from A-Z."
*Clicks tongue*. Yeah, BDSMSchool... Mmmkay, have you taken all of that in? Heh, good, good..
A real fucking life European Society like the Story of O.. Who will gladly train your slave for you if you can't do it yourself... (I won't even mention the fact if you have someone you can't handle..well, nevermind that.) I really get a lot of giggles out of people who speak of Story of O as if it's a historical text, instead of well.. softcore porn.
Oh come on now, you know that's always fucking funny to hear/see/read in some moron's profile... And i'd love to see the sort of dipshit who would send his sub to be trained by another.. This isn't even the FUNNY part of this cat's profile though.. no, that honor goes to his journals...No, not the one where he cries about slaves not REALLY being interested in the sort of life a real slave might have led in say, 1850.. (But that link to wikipedia to make his point is golden.) No.. i'm talking about the one he created on 11-29-2011...
"I am so tired of all the fakes and the fake profiles CM puts up here just to boost traffic. Please ONLY the real, the ones that are looking for the real deal contact me, do not waist my time ! You will be blocked and reported !"
Ah yes, yes, YES! Another asshole who thinks CM themselves are creating fake profiles to boost traffic. Umm, for you and others who believe this, exactly how often do YOU logon to CM on a given day to add to their traffic count? Think about that one for a moment, geniuses...Oh yeah, I have a few of you dipshits on my "favorites" list and see just how often you are at the top of the list.... That's a lot of fucking logins for the sort of people who believe the above, don't you think?
But anyway, i've gotten off point.. Let's discuss that bit about "ONLY the ones looking for the real deal" contacting you, lest they be blocked and reported....
Yeah.. Umm.. REPORTED TO WHO?
IF... IF what you believe is true that it's CM creating all these fake profiles, exactly what in the blue monkey hell would you be trying to accomplish by reporting them to the very people who you believe created said fake profile?.. I swear, the sort of things people say when they want to threaten someone is just laughable. Besides, not being really interested in you and your fantasy island profile isn't against the TOS for having a profile on CM. So maybe you'll report them to collarmefakes.com then?
Oh yes, in this assclown's profile is the announcement that he is indeed a member of that site... "so be real or get reported."... Yeah, having another online pretender reporting them to that site because they had the nerve to "waist" your time, will certainly scare the shit out of them, huh?
I tell you, you gotta love these deluded morons. Well, love them for their entertainment value at least.
Oh this cat also has that inane "disclaimer" about his privacy and this little tidbit....
"PS. Also looking for serious investors for bdsm related business."
Could it be after all is said and done, this player is just on CM looking for money?
Apparently I read "rollercoaster dom's" profile differently than did tootrue2. I'd read that part and saw where he said something about withdrawing consent and what it means, and I saw it as stating the obvious that a sub who no longer consented to whatever he wanted to do didn't want to be involved with him in that fashion anymore.
She read it as a threat on his part, where the withdrawing of consent would trigger him ceasing the relationship. She likened it to using a safe word, and says using a safeword is a form of withdrawing consent. I'm not at all sure I can agree with that one, a safeword is supposed to be used when something is wrong. Withdrawing consent is just that. But I see her point about what he infers with that statement in his profile.
One thing we DO agree on, this dude has some seriously fucked up ideas.
Oh dear, you know it's almost a disappointment when a fake lesbian has been on CM for like a long time, and they finally make that inevitable fuck up and give themselves away.
This is one I actually highlighted way back at the beginning of this blog. She was the one who invented a sub on the east coast and had her "move" to the west coast.. I think that "relationship" lasted about a week or two, not sure.
Anyway.. It's time to revisit one of CM's longest surviving fake lesbians, DommeMelissa11.... Of course back then he was just DommeMelissa, without the 11.. There must have been some profile deletions in there somewhere.
Here's one of his latest journal entries...
"To my admirer, the male I met at a event IN PERSON, I thank you! IF anyone dares question me, I will give you his id here so HE will vouch for me I am 100% real!"
*Giggle* now you know this guy is the one behind the profile. He must be getting pretty desperate, fending off all of those fake claims he's got to be getting.
Right then, he also added some new photos to his profile.. Pictures of Alexis Amore.. A porn actress.
I just wonder, do you people who post the photos of semi-famous people think you're the only one that is going to be able to find those photos on the fucking internet?
Anyway,if one were to mention to him that the photos on the profile are of a Peruvian born porn actress names Alexis Amore and not some "Lebanese born GODDESS". this is what you'll be told...
"DommeMelissa11 on 5/23/12 at 12:07 AM:
That is my porn name and profile idiot, be gone your boring me"
Uh huh.. Like I said, a little disappointing when the long time fakes bust themselves. FUNNY, but a little disappoining.
Never fear, he's made the announcement that he's staying on CM for a bit longer.
Here's one that someone sent me. They'd gotten the following message from a dominant female; someone whose profile is hidden....
"From: xxxxxxxxxxx
Dated:
5/23/12 9:46 PM
Hello, you’re very beautiful I have over 40 years experience and my son is also experienced in BDSM. I raised my son in the lifestyle as well . Seek female to be part of our family. r. We have a big play room with lots of toys and equipment. Son has 11 years experience .We Host events and parties.. We are a loving caring family i am helping my son with this because i have the experience and YEARS IN THE lifestyle AND CAN WEED OUT ALL THE FAKES AND users he has been finding and find that real special girl he has not been able to get. If you are interested contact me at xxxxxxxxxxx on yahoo messenger."
Then the person who sent me this message, asks this: "i have to ask.... he has 11 years in the Lifestyle and can't weed out fakes?"
Interesting question to ask to be sure..
The first thing that jumps out at me in that message is this obviously 60+ woman raised her son in the lifestyle. That one never fails to start me off giggling but the ramifications of what else is said in this profile causes me to need to make sure i'm not drinking anything..
The absolute funniest thing here is this son of hers with 11 years of experience has his damned mother trolling the internet for a slave for him? Hehe.. If that .0000001% chance of this one being on the level were to be true.. Just what sort of fucked up person would you be getting hooked up with, that he had to get his mother to search for him?
Dude!
Can't you just see it if he were to have some sort of disagreement with the slave his mother found for him? He'd be on the phone to his mommie.... "Mommm! She won't listen to meeeeeee!"
Heh, okay one more.. then i'm off to find some trouble to get into..
This is an 18 female switch in Nebraska.. The profile is funny but I want to address one of her journal entries...
"From: xxxxxxxx Dated: 5/28/12 3:23 AM You have the most annoying profile on CM.
Thats harrassment there twiddle dee, if you dont like it then dont look at it. Stop trying to infringe upon my First Amendment right of Free Speech to the United States of America's Constitution."
Yeah, i've gotten a few such messages and I give that same advice when someone does message me with that sort of thing.. However her response to that message is a little off the mark.. No, it's totally off the mark.
The First Amendment of the USA's Constitution does NOT cover the right to post a profile on a social network site. While CM is of course free and anonymous, they rather have this thing they like to call a "Terms of Service" and if you break any of those terms, the offending profile, journal entry, or photo gets deleted.
As much as you people with this fundamental misconception of the US Constitution don't get it.. posting your profile and having your say on a site such as Collarme is a privilege, not a right. If you get deleted from the site, you have no recourse.
L8r peepz....
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