Hurray! Hurray... The end of May.. Outdoor screwing starts today!!

..."Deep in the heart of Germany, Lucy clutched her breast in fear.. She heard a beat of her lover's heart... for weeks she raved.. In dreams he appeared..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gts2yGraydk

Ah, just a little ditty called Nosferatu from Blue Oyster Cult to kick off this post.. Enjoy.. enjoy.. or not, whatever..

Yeah, ummm.. Germany, the undisputed capital of whole fucking BDSM world. Fuckin' A right pal.. Anyone who is REAL in the BDSM lifestyle knows that be on top of the fucking BDSM mountain their roots must be in Germany....Tossing the phrase "old guard" in there somewhere helps as well... Yanno, to make you look even more real and true. 

Right, right then.. this is a 47 male dominant in Berlin, Germany and this profile.. heh.. Well, he starts off with a pretty generic profile then gets off into this...

"I have been in the lifestyle for over 29 years, worked in the fetish adult industry for many years from owning a Pro Domme Studio, fabricating / designing bondage furniture, making of fetish / bdsm videos / photos, fetish model agencies etc etc.

About the bdsm school :
Need Help With Training Your sub, slave, pet, Domme, etc ?
We { small group of male and females, could be called a leather family, house , European society { like Story of "O" }, etc } been training subs slaves for many years for our own pleasure, or for other owners who just could not get a handle on them for one reason or another, short and long term available.

We can host in one of our locations equipped with all kind of fun equipment, or in some cases we can come to you.

We train future subs, slaves, pets Pro Domme's for private, real time sessions, movies, photo, business, etc. We can teach you everything you need to know about the business from A-Z."

*Clicks tongue*. Yeah, BDSMSchool... Mmmkay, have you taken all of that in? Heh, good, good..
A real fucking life European Society like the Story of O.. Who will gladly train your slave for you if you can't do it yourself... (I won't even mention the fact if you have someone you can't handle..well, nevermind that.) I really get a lot of giggles out of people who speak of Story of O as if it's a historical text, instead of well.. softcore porn.

Oh come on now, you know that's always fucking funny to hear/see/read in some moron's profile... And i'd love to see the sort of dipshit who would send his sub to be trained by another.. This isn't even the FUNNY part of this cat's profile though.. no, that honor goes to his journals...No, not the one where he cries about slaves not REALLY being interested in the sort of life a real slave might have led in say, 1850.. (But that link to wikipedia to make his point is golden.) No.. i'm talking about the one he created on 11-29-2011...

"I am so tired of all the fakes and the fake profiles CM puts up here just to boost traffic.   Please ONLY the real, the ones that are looking for the real deal contact me, do not waist my time ! You will be blocked and reported !"

Ah yes, yes, YES! Another asshole who thinks CM themselves are creating fake profiles to boost traffic. Umm, for you and others who believe this, exactly how often do YOU logon to CM on a given day to add to their traffic count? Think about that one for a moment, geniuses...Oh yeah, I have a few of you dipshits on my "favorites" list and see just how often you are at the top of the list.... That's a lot of fucking logins for the sort of people who believe the above, don't you think?

But anyway, i've gotten off point.. Let's discuss that bit about "ONLY the ones looking for the real deal" contacting you, lest they be blocked and reported....

Yeah.. Umm.. REPORTED TO WHO?

IF... IF what you believe is true that it's CM creating all these fake profiles, exactly what in the blue monkey hell would you be trying to accomplish by reporting them to the very people who you believe created said fake profile?.. I swear, the sort of things people say when they want to threaten someone is just laughable. Besides, not being really interested in you and your fantasy island profile isn't against the TOS for having a profile on CM. So maybe you'll report them to collarmefakes.com then?

Oh yes, in this assclown's profile is the announcement that he is indeed a member of that site... "so be real or get reported."... Yeah, having another online pretender reporting them to that site because they had the nerve to "waist" your time, will certainly scare the shit out of them, huh?

I tell you, you gotta love these deluded morons. Well, love them for their entertainment value at least.

Oh this cat also has that inane "disclaimer" about his privacy and this little tidbit....

"PS. Also looking for serious investors for bdsm related business."

Could it be after all is said and done, this player is just on CM looking for money?



Apparently I read "rollercoaster dom's" profile differently than did tootrue2. I'd read that part and saw where he said something about withdrawing consent and what it means, and I saw it as stating the obvious that a sub who no longer consented to whatever he wanted to do didn't want to be involved with him in that fashion anymore.

She read it as a threat on his part, where the withdrawing of consent would trigger him ceasing the relationship. She likened it to using a safe word, and says using a safeword is a form of withdrawing consent. I'm not at all sure I can agree with that one, a safeword is supposed to be used when something is wrong. Withdrawing consent is just that. But I see her point about what he infers with that statement in his profile.

One thing we DO agree on, this dude has some seriously fucked up ideas.


Oh dear, you know it's almost a disappointment when a fake lesbian has been on CM for like a long time, and they finally make that inevitable fuck up and give themselves away.

This is one I actually highlighted way back at the beginning of this blog. She was the one who invented a sub on the east coast and had her "move" to the west coast.. I think that "relationship" lasted about a week or two, not sure.

Anyway.. It's time to revisit one of CM's longest surviving fake lesbians, DommeMelissa11.... Of course back then he was just DommeMelissa, without the 11.. There must have been some profile deletions in there somewhere.

Here's one of his latest journal entries...

"To my admirer, the male I met at a event IN PERSON, I thank you! IF anyone dares question me, I will give you his id here so HE will vouch for me I am 100% real!"

*Giggle* now you know this guy is the one behind the profile. He must be getting pretty desperate, fending off all of those fake claims he's got to be getting.

Right then, he also added some new photos to his profile.. Pictures of Alexis Amore.. A porn actress.
I just wonder, do you people who post the photos of semi-famous people think you're the only one that is going to be able to find those photos on the fucking internet?

Anyway,if one were to mention to him that the photos on the profile are of a Peruvian born porn actress names Alexis Amore and not some "Lebanese born GODDESS". this is what you'll be told...

"DommeMelissa11 on 5/23/12 at 12:07 AM:

 That is my porn name and profile idiot, be gone your boring me"

Uh huh.. Like I said, a little disappointing when the long time fakes bust themselves. FUNNY, but a little disappoining.

Never fear, he's made the announcement that he's staying on CM for a bit longer.



Here's one that someone sent me. They'd gotten the following message from a dominant female; someone whose profile is hidden....
"From:  xxxxxxxxxxx 
 Dated:
 5/23/12 9:46 PM 

 Hello, you’re very beautiful I have over 40 years experience and my son is also experienced in BDSM. I raised my son in the lifestyle as well . Seek female to be part of our family. r. We have a big play room with lots of toys and equipment. Son has 11 years experience .We Host events and parties.. We are a loving caring family i am helping my son with this because i have the experience and YEARS IN THE lifestyle AND CAN WEED OUT ALL THE FAKES AND users he has been finding and find that real special girl he has not been able to get. If you are interested contact me at xxxxxxxxxxx on yahoo messenger."

Then the person who sent me this message, asks this: "i have to ask.... he has 11 years in the Lifestyle and can't weed out fakes?"

Interesting question to ask to be sure..

The first thing that jumps out at me in that message is this obviously 60+ woman raised her son in the lifestyle. That one never fails to start me off giggling but the ramifications of what else is said in this profile causes me to need to make sure i'm not drinking anything..

The absolute funniest thing here is this son of hers with 11 years of experience has his damned mother trolling the internet for a slave for him? Hehe.. If that .0000001% chance of this one being on the level were to be true.. Just what sort of fucked up person would you be getting hooked up with, that he had to get his mother to search for him?

Dude!

Can't you just see it if he were to have some sort of disagreement with the slave his mother found for him? He'd be on the phone to his mommie.... "Mommm! She won't listen to meeeeeee!"


Heh, okay one more.. then i'm off to find some trouble to get into..

This is an 18 female switch in Nebraska.. The profile is funny but I want to address one of her journal entries...

"From:  xxxxxxxx  Dated:  5/28/12 3:23 AM    You have the most annoying profile on CM.
  
Thats harrassment there twiddle dee, if you dont like it then dont look at it. Stop trying to infringe upon my First Amendment right of Free Speech to the United States of America's Constitution."

Yeah, i've gotten a few such messages and I give that same advice when someone does message me with that sort of thing.. However her response to that message is a little off the mark.. No, it's totally off the mark.

The First Amendment of the USA's Constitution does NOT cover the right to post a profile on a social network site. While CM is of course free and anonymous, they rather have this thing they like to call a "Terms of Service" and if you break any of those terms, the offending profile, journal entry, or photo gets deleted.

As much as you people with this fundamental misconception of the US Constitution don't get it.. posting your profile and having your say on a site such as Collarme is a privilege, not a right. If you get deleted from the site, you have no recourse.

L8r peepz....