It has umm, come to my attention.. (Yeah, as if I wasn't aware of this) that most of the people I make fun of are male dominants. That would be because when i'm browsing profiles, those are the ones with the most outrageous shit in them. Or rather those are the ones that happen to be on when i'm browsing.
Now we all know male dominants don't have a monopoly on outrageous shit in their profiles, and so I shall start off with a profile that rivals some of the more out of this world profiles of her male counterparts..
This is a 41 female dominant in Florida and this one's profile is chock full of funny..
"A Swedish/ Cherokee mix born in Vienna /Austria lived almost every where in Europe .The last place I ve lived was Germany where I really enjoyed the teachings of some of the greatest classical Masters and Mistresses in my young teenage years.In my early tween yrs. I relocated to the US where I was fortunate to learn the American way the new way cy ber/high tech bizarre way of this lifestyle . Both continents and teachings combined and you ll get me."
Hmmmmmmmm... I don't want to cast doubts or anything like that.. But a Swedish/Cherokee mix born in Austria? I'd be real interested in knowing how someone got that particular mixture of lineage but we're going to skip over that bit because a quick search of the profile picture reveals to us this person is (well the pictures at least) in fact one Irina Voronina, a Russian.
*boggle*
A little bit MORE research reveals that Irina Voronina was a playboy playmate in 2001 and is also in the HDNet series called Svetlana. Hmmmm, ya think maybe this is another fake? Ah yeah, but let's read the rest of this profile.
"I am not self titled I received my RANK from the ADULT PORN & ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY.
I was crowned to be a GODDESS the highest achievement a FEMME DOMME can reach.
I am also a member of the Society of Body languages and their Expressions
I am a member and chair woman of Human Rights in the Alternative Lifestyle"
Awwwwwwwww shit, here we go then... Here we have a supposed domina given her "rank" from the fucking porn industry? Heh, and crowned GODDESS which is rather the highest level of acheivement a female dominant can attain.. Errrr as says the Adult Porn & Entertainment Industry... Umm for those of you who say BDSM ain't about sex.. errr oops?
I'm sure there a lot of folks sitting there who went the old guard route saying, "hey, what the fuck?" Yeah, that would be a real downer to have devoted all sorts of time to the lifestyle studying under the great dragon master of all that there is... Only to find the porn industry is handing out titles. However, take heart... She DOES add the required "studied under the greatest classical masters and mistresses" in her profile, so she's on track I think...(Of course in the capitol of the BDSM world, Germany.) And then came to America to learn the high tech/cyber techniques.. *giggle*
Oh come on.. that shit is funnyyyyyyy!
A little time out here to send a special message to any fans and supporters of the English Premier League team Liverpool...
19!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC_KU7eUAvM&feature=related
*sweet smile*
Of course unless you follow English Football (soccer) that won't make a lot of sense to you, but the Liverpool fans are calling me all sorts of names right about now.
Sometimes people use their journals to basically act as a diary of sorts. Yeah I know, i've also seen people complaining about those who do this, fuck those people.. Ah anyway, sometimes people use their journal to pass along any new information they feel you the reader of their profile should know....
Such as this 41 female dominant from Michigan. (And yes, there IS a Rochester in Michigan.)
"I'm not interested in anyone ...yesterday or today. Feeling Quite pissy, and not in the least bit wanting to take it out on any of your asses. Relax, deep breaths, I am not here to please everyone. I do not HAVE to respond to your messages the moment I read them. I am entitled to shitty moods too."
Actually this entire profile and the rest of the journal entries scream, "shitty mood" but that matters not.. This one just strikes me as exceptionally funny that this person felt the need to logon and post the above journal. Color me nutty but wouldn't staying the fuck offline have kept you from having to go off on someone? Nah, that would have been too simple when the aim here is clearly to have the excuse to go postal on someone... You know, to exhibit her DOMME side.
So... Here's one that will get your funny bone active... If it's not already.
A 40 lesbian female dominant in New York..
"I am here representing The Order Of Amazonian Templars, a secret society dedicated to returning the world to its natural, Female dominated, order. We are dedicated to the ideals of Female Supremacy and to the goals of returning males to their rightful place as toilet-slaves and livestock."
Hmmm, a real secret society called the order of amazonaian templars... A secret society...
Errr, now is it just me or does the whole idea of secret rather heavily involve NOT TELLING everyone?
Oh this profile goes on and on about their goals and all that shit.. excuse me a moment folks.
(Nips off to fill the bong with some good shit... takes a few hits then floats back to the computer.)
Oh wowwwwww!.. that's better now where was I?
Oh yeah.. this profile also lists another person to contact if you wanna like doante to their cause..
So let's follow this thread and see where it leads.. It leads to a 37 female dominant in Texas and here's the first paragraph in her profile..
"If you are a male unless the very first word in your email is the word "DONATION" your email will be deleted unread. And NO I don't want you to be my slave, I already have one. And I don't give a shit how pretty you think I am or if you like my profile!!!"
Oh dear, poor males who want this bitch's attention eh? Gotta donate to get it... Hey wait, haven't we heard that one before?
Anyyyyyyyyyyhow.. this profile also goes on..
" Hey, This is my new profile, I deleted my old one. I am Goddess Xxxxxxx. I serve as a Priestess in the Order Of Amazonian Templars and I currently hold The title of Treasurer Of The Order. All donations to the Order go through Me. I am deeply honored to hold this position of trust and importance. All donations made to the Order go directly back into the Order itself and our activities. This includes the development of new Covens, the creation of Temples, administrative and orginazational costs, the creation of literature and propaganda, The Living Space Project, and other projects of importance to the Order."
Oooooooo a fucking priestess no less, not a normal run of the mill financial cunt at all is she? I dunno folks, I have a funny feeling this particular organization isn't going to be getting very far... They ain't ever got a damned website.. In fact the first profile says they are using CM to recruit.... sheeeeesh!
Okay right then... here's another journal from that 54 dominant in New Jersey, the one who thinks deleting messages unread is like buying a lottery ticket and tossing it out before the numbers are drawn...
"Everyone is flooded with way too many messages (real or fake), so to better control this and not waste anyones time, if you "open" my message but you do not reply within 2 days then you get blocked and I move on to find someone else who seriously wants this! Plus, because of how badly this site is infested with fakes and scammers, you must still somehow convince me that you are for REAL! That just proves how messed up this site has become!"
Now, this can only be to sooth his own bruised ego... Because really, if you send someone a message and they didn't reply within your two day time time, blocking them accomplishes nothing seeing as they weren't going to be sending you any messages anyway. Eh, I suppose what ever makes you feel better about being ignored by someone not interested in you, huh?
I meant to favorite another profile when I saw it, but for some reason I didn't do so.. But this person had a journal entry that basically said if she blocked you, it means she's not interested in you.
Well yeah, I think that would rather be a clue, wouldn't you?
One more before I nip off to finish this bong and then go eat a bunch of junk food.. This is a 41 Dominant in New Jersey..
"We are the New Spartans! We are looking for good people who are interested in forming a group of good, strong, freedom loving friends.
I AM XXXXXX MASTER AND COMMANDER OF THE NEW SPARTANS Anyone interested in forming a strong and new Spartan society message me. We are all going to be EQUALS Join us and become Stronger and Truely FREE."
Uh yeah.. You see what happens when you smoke one too many blunts? That shit gets in your head and you start coming up with some weird shit.... Was probably watching a certain movie while snarfing those cheetos and thought, "Oh cool shit.. I gotta do something with this."
Now if you will excuse me, a half gallon of Triple Fudge ice creme is calling me.. very loudly.
LOL, oh wait.. This just in... a 48 male submissive in the UK and the first two pictures show flowers in this guy's ass.. One of them a rose.. Errrr.. Ummm.. Naw, I can't.. I just can't say it..
Friday, May 27, 2011
Monday, May 16, 2011
As I sit here and write this, I have found that the assclown alphacharie has either deleted or hidden 4 of his profiles. Only three remain, alphacharlie, alphacharlieAC, and alphacharlie07. Unfortunately the three that remain are the three that contain the photo of the killed in action soldier.
I would extend the invitation to anyone who disagrees with anything I post to either send me a message on CM or post a comment here and state your issue. Being disagreed with does not cause me to lose sleep or anything like that... I'll be more than happy to post your words unedited in this blog.
Of course if you come at me with loads of insults or whatever, heh.. then i'll still post your words.... along with a reply that I assure you will be a fitting response. But if you disagree with me without trying to have a go at me, i'll be just as civil.
Anyway, to respond to the person who posted a comment on 5-7-2011, it's not so much the few crackpot doms I post about, I do that for the comic value when their profiles contain the sort of nonsense they try to pass off as the truth. That particular entry was mostly about that alphacharlie asshole. The comic potential to his profiles went straight down the crapper once I realized he was using the photo of at least one killed in action soldier to present as being he.
As for the last part of your comment, you're SO preaching to the choir when you say safety demands one to be investigative and careful in the selection of a partner. I preach that shit until i'm blue in the face.
A couple of months ago I spoke of new ideas in the BDSM world that have come about as a result of the internet. Here's an example of such an idea.
Here's a 26 female dominant from London, UK and....
"I am a professional Teamviewer domme and love to blackmail my slaves and get information through teamviewer and for them to worship me through it."
A professional teamviewer domme.. Let's wrap our heads around that concept.. Paying someone to have access to your computer so that they can extract all that information about you for the purpose of blackmail.
Yeah, uhh... PAYING someone to blackmail you? I dunno about this one.. I just dunno.
Right then.. I have a somewhat serious question for the chastity slaves who actually send the key to their chastity device to a dom/domme from the internet they do not know in person.. Ummm, you DO have a spare key to it, errrr right? I mean, you wouldn't REALLY send the one and only escape from such a device to someone you don't even know in real life.. err would you?
No, I really want to know the answer to this question.. It'd be real interesting to hear some stories of those having to call a locksmith to get them out of it. You know, maybe the locksmith gets there and senses an opportunity.
"Well sure, I can get you out that device... But um, how did you get into it?"
"Oh uh, umm, well I sent the key to a dominant I met online and she like, errr deleted her profile and I can't contact her." .. Eh, I see the potential here!
Let's see about tweaking some more noses. This time, I think i'm going to be tweaking a lot of noses but we'll see how it works out. These are the people who in their profiles make it a point to tell you how dominant or submissive they are. Sometimes they will caution you the reader of their profile to not mistake their kindness for weakness, or something such as that.
No, when we read a comment such as that what shines though clearly is their insecurity right off the bat... But i'm off point.
Yeah, you know it's really pointless to go on about how strong of a dom you are or other things of that sort.. Because.. Well, because you're not the one who gets to decide those things. Oh, you can certainly post those things but they mean nothing at all really. The one who gets to decide how dominant (or even if you ARE dominant) are the people you interact with.
Wait, what? Yeah, that's what I said. It's up to the potential submissive to decide how strong you are or whether or not you're even a dominant. Their opinion? Sure it's only their opinion, but it's the one that counts in the end. Tell her how "alpha" you are all you want, but if she can't feel it, you ain't it.. At least not to her.
It's the same on the other side of the coin. Go on about how submissive you are as much as you'd like but in the end it's going to hinge upon the opinion of that potential dominant.
Besides now, when you see a profile of someone telling you how strong they are and on and on and on, what are you thinking about that person, really?
Eh, maybe that wasn't so much of a tweaking after all..
This profile just makes me laugh.. It's a 39 female submissive in Illinois.
"Currently in a sexless marriage and I am looking to change that. I am looking to meet up for some really good quickies. Car, woods, behind a building where ever! Name the place I will be there waiting, bent over and spread...just walk up stick your cock in me, grab my hips and pound away, cum then go! My time is limited since I have to sneak around...I can but only so many times I can go to the store."
I can think of a much easier way to change being in a sexless marriage.. Ummm, give up the pussy to your damned husband!!
Heh, but you know what will happen if someone takes this person's offer and meets them in the woods don't you? Let's see.. you enter the woods all horny because you saw those hot photos on this person's profile and you can't wait to slide it in to her..
Oh yeah.. then all of a sudden everything goes black..
When you wake up with a splitting headache from that blow to the head that knocked you out and discover you've lost your wallet... heh...
Come home to logon to CM and give that person a piece of your mind and oops.. the person no longer exists.. or has blocked you... You get it.
Eh, either that or when you message this person she quotes you a price.. hehe.
Her profile goes on to include a bit of a FAQ.. here's one item on it...
"Can I take pictures/video of my cock/cum in you? - Sure, why not - just no face shots."
Errr, I don't want to be the one to call out the obvious, but if you view this one's profile you will find that of the eight photos included, four are clear face shots.... And these ain't exactly G rated photos.
I have seen quite a few profiles where the people are posting journal entries wondering why all sorts of female dominants are viewing their profiles. I have been getting them as well but didn't think anything of it since i'm used to a variety of people viewing my profile.
However I may have a clue as to why these people are viewing a lot of profiles. There's a new "fake catching" site called collarmefakes.com and they are advising those who wish to help them on their oh so noble quest of weeding out the fakes to create a couple of fake profiles to do so.
Their manifesto is that by compiling a list of fakes and scammers they will get collarme to sit up and take notice.
One of the moderators posts this huge list of names, all submissive females aside from one female dominant. His criteria was that none of these people answered the messages that were sent to them.
That's a pretty lame reason for adding someone to a black list, but they're doing it nonetheless.
I laughed at the guy who did collarmebusts and the people who do catchafake2, but at least when they posted a name they had evidence... Usually that the pictures were taken from other websites.. THIS method is cheap and couple it with the fact they are creating yet more fake profiles make this a truly laughable project.
Now, I don't know for sure if these are the people behind the sudden influx of female dominants viewing profiles, but this site came into being on 5-1-2011... when did this influx start? Just sayin'.
On the subject of blogs, here's one I found both interesting and humorous.
http://thesubmissivelife.blogspot.com
But be cautioned, this person's political leaning is most decidedly to the left, so if your political lean is to the right you're likely not going to like a lot of what this person has to say. Still it's an interesting read... It's worth a look in any case.
Her profile on CM features some of the letters she's gotten from detractors, and her answers to those letters. Not sure if I want to name her name so i'll do my usual and say this is a 28 female submissive from Maryland... She shouldn't be difficult to find.
For the first time ever... err ever on this blog that is.. I'm going to be using a profile of someone I used in a previous post for another purpose. Did ya get that? mmm..
Right then, this is the same 60 dominant in Tennessee I used in the last entry.. This was the guy whining about people not reading his messages. While reviewing profiles (read as looking for the lulz) I found something else quite interesting about this clown's profile.. Here, check out the first paragraph.
"Finally... they accepted my photo.......
I had to redo my profile as somehow I cannot get my password for the original profile XxXxxxxx, but I hope this will not be a setback."
Right.. now just to satisfy my curiosity I looked up that username just to see what was on the old profile.. I found it and here's the interesting part..
That name was of a 45 dominant in Tennessee and hasn't logged on since 11-22-2008.. not quite three years ago... He's sure aged a lot since then eh?
Now after the shit he put in his new profile, just to know this was a lying fucker just makes me giggle all sorts of ways.
That's it for now... catch ya next time.
I would extend the invitation to anyone who disagrees with anything I post to either send me a message on CM or post a comment here and state your issue. Being disagreed with does not cause me to lose sleep or anything like that... I'll be more than happy to post your words unedited in this blog.
Of course if you come at me with loads of insults or whatever, heh.. then i'll still post your words.... along with a reply that I assure you will be a fitting response. But if you disagree with me without trying to have a go at me, i'll be just as civil.
Anyway, to respond to the person who posted a comment on 5-7-2011, it's not so much the few crackpot doms I post about, I do that for the comic value when their profiles contain the sort of nonsense they try to pass off as the truth. That particular entry was mostly about that alphacharlie asshole. The comic potential to his profiles went straight down the crapper once I realized he was using the photo of at least one killed in action soldier to present as being he.
As for the last part of your comment, you're SO preaching to the choir when you say safety demands one to be investigative and careful in the selection of a partner. I preach that shit until i'm blue in the face.
A couple of months ago I spoke of new ideas in the BDSM world that have come about as a result of the internet. Here's an example of such an idea.
Here's a 26 female dominant from London, UK and....
"I am a professional Teamviewer domme and love to blackmail my slaves and get information through teamviewer and for them to worship me through it."
A professional teamviewer domme.. Let's wrap our heads around that concept.. Paying someone to have access to your computer so that they can extract all that information about you for the purpose of blackmail.
Yeah, uhh... PAYING someone to blackmail you? I dunno about this one.. I just dunno.
Right then.. I have a somewhat serious question for the chastity slaves who actually send the key to their chastity device to a dom/domme from the internet they do not know in person.. Ummm, you DO have a spare key to it, errrr right? I mean, you wouldn't REALLY send the one and only escape from such a device to someone you don't even know in real life.. err would you?
No, I really want to know the answer to this question.. It'd be real interesting to hear some stories of those having to call a locksmith to get them out of it. You know, maybe the locksmith gets there and senses an opportunity.
"Well sure, I can get you out that device... But um, how did you get into it?"
"Oh uh, umm, well I sent the key to a dominant I met online and she like, errr deleted her profile and I can't contact her." .. Eh, I see the potential here!
Let's see about tweaking some more noses. This time, I think i'm going to be tweaking a lot of noses but we'll see how it works out. These are the people who in their profiles make it a point to tell you how dominant or submissive they are. Sometimes they will caution you the reader of their profile to not mistake their kindness for weakness, or something such as that.
No, when we read a comment such as that what shines though clearly is their insecurity right off the bat... But i'm off point.
Yeah, you know it's really pointless to go on about how strong of a dom you are or other things of that sort.. Because.. Well, because you're not the one who gets to decide those things. Oh, you can certainly post those things but they mean nothing at all really. The one who gets to decide how dominant (or even if you ARE dominant) are the people you interact with.
Wait, what? Yeah, that's what I said. It's up to the potential submissive to decide how strong you are or whether or not you're even a dominant. Their opinion? Sure it's only their opinion, but it's the one that counts in the end. Tell her how "alpha" you are all you want, but if she can't feel it, you ain't it.. At least not to her.
It's the same on the other side of the coin. Go on about how submissive you are as much as you'd like but in the end it's going to hinge upon the opinion of that potential dominant.
Besides now, when you see a profile of someone telling you how strong they are and on and on and on, what are you thinking about that person, really?
Eh, maybe that wasn't so much of a tweaking after all..
This profile just makes me laugh.. It's a 39 female submissive in Illinois.
"Currently in a sexless marriage and I am looking to change that. I am looking to meet up for some really good quickies. Car, woods, behind a building where ever! Name the place I will be there waiting, bent over and spread...just walk up stick your cock in me, grab my hips and pound away, cum then go! My time is limited since I have to sneak around...I can but only so many times I can go to the store."
I can think of a much easier way to change being in a sexless marriage.. Ummm, give up the pussy to your damned husband!!
Heh, but you know what will happen if someone takes this person's offer and meets them in the woods don't you? Let's see.. you enter the woods all horny because you saw those hot photos on this person's profile and you can't wait to slide it in to her..
Oh yeah.. then all of a sudden everything goes black..
When you wake up with a splitting headache from that blow to the head that knocked you out and discover you've lost your wallet... heh...
Come home to logon to CM and give that person a piece of your mind and oops.. the person no longer exists.. or has blocked you... You get it.
Eh, either that or when you message this person she quotes you a price.. hehe.
Her profile goes on to include a bit of a FAQ.. here's one item on it...
"Can I take pictures/video of my cock/cum in you? - Sure, why not - just no face shots."
Errr, I don't want to be the one to call out the obvious, but if you view this one's profile you will find that of the eight photos included, four are clear face shots.... And these ain't exactly G rated photos.
I have seen quite a few profiles where the people are posting journal entries wondering why all sorts of female dominants are viewing their profiles. I have been getting them as well but didn't think anything of it since i'm used to a variety of people viewing my profile.
However I may have a clue as to why these people are viewing a lot of profiles. There's a new "fake catching" site called collarmefakes.com and they are advising those who wish to help them on their oh so noble quest of weeding out the fakes to create a couple of fake profiles to do so.
Their manifesto is that by compiling a list of fakes and scammers they will get collarme to sit up and take notice.
One of the moderators posts this huge list of names, all submissive females aside from one female dominant. His criteria was that none of these people answered the messages that were sent to them.
That's a pretty lame reason for adding someone to a black list, but they're doing it nonetheless.
I laughed at the guy who did collarmebusts and the people who do catchafake2, but at least when they posted a name they had evidence... Usually that the pictures were taken from other websites.. THIS method is cheap and couple it with the fact they are creating yet more fake profiles make this a truly laughable project.
Now, I don't know for sure if these are the people behind the sudden influx of female dominants viewing profiles, but this site came into being on 5-1-2011... when did this influx start? Just sayin'.
On the subject of blogs, here's one I found both interesting and humorous.
http://thesubmissivelife.blogspot.com
But be cautioned, this person's political leaning is most decidedly to the left, so if your political lean is to the right you're likely not going to like a lot of what this person has to say. Still it's an interesting read... It's worth a look in any case.
Her profile on CM features some of the letters she's gotten from detractors, and her answers to those letters. Not sure if I want to name her name so i'll do my usual and say this is a 28 female submissive from Maryland... She shouldn't be difficult to find.
For the first time ever... err ever on this blog that is.. I'm going to be using a profile of someone I used in a previous post for another purpose. Did ya get that? mmm..
Right then, this is the same 60 dominant in Tennessee I used in the last entry.. This was the guy whining about people not reading his messages. While reviewing profiles (read as looking for the lulz) I found something else quite interesting about this clown's profile.. Here, check out the first paragraph.
"Finally... they accepted my photo.......
I had to redo my profile as somehow I cannot get my password for the original profile XxXxxxxx, but I hope this will not be a setback."
Right.. now just to satisfy my curiosity I looked up that username just to see what was on the old profile.. I found it and here's the interesting part..
That name was of a 45 dominant in Tennessee and hasn't logged on since 11-22-2008.. not quite three years ago... He's sure aged a lot since then eh?
Now after the shit he put in his new profile, just to know this was a lying fucker just makes me giggle all sorts of ways.
That's it for now... catch ya next time.
Saturday, May 7, 2011
I've added an option for you to actually receive this blog in your email. All you need do is put your email in that little follow by email box to the right and we're off. When the blog is updated, it'll be sent to you.
Oh shit, it seems i've struck a nerve with my last post. No, not what you think.. I've not experienced any fallout from posting about that alphacharlie shitbag... No, i've been catching shit about what I said about switches, or more specifically, "non lifestylers".
One person in particular messaged me to say my opinion about switches is seriously fucked up because there are very few "true" switches who actually react to those around them, but most are the sort that simply go which way the wind blows and are not real lifestylers.
Now, for some reason this individual blocked me from replying so I couldn't do so.. But i'll say plenty right here.
Right then, some people simply like the idea of BDSM and aren't into the "lifestyle" and see it as a sex game.. Yeah, that's a fact. Errr, so what?.. You don't have to have attended umpteen classes and demos to be able to enjoy many BDSM activities.. and do so in relative safety. I mean come on, how many classes must you attend to know when someone's limbs are turning blue the fucking ropes are too damned tight? (Although it's never a bad idea to attend such classes if they are available in your area.)
What i'd like to know from some of you who complain about people dissing the lifetstyle by not doing or being such and such.. Exactly how does that affect YOU? When someone such as Glenn Marcus and his court case hits the public news, BDSM as a whole gets a black eye because of how extreme he was. THAT affects you because it's been made public.
If you don't know anything about the Glenn Marcus case, the particulars can be found on the web, just type that name into your search engine.
"But they give us REAL lifestylers a bad name."
Uh huh, and how is that? You want to hear a painful truth? Those people who only do BDSM as a game are rather on the mainstream side of things.. the "lifestyers" are the ones who give BDSM a bad name if anyone does. (Oh fuck, I done went and said it..) But really, some of you "true lifestylers" or whatever are some really fucked up people. SOME of you, I said!! Not all *laughing*.. You know the sort of maladjusted whack job i'm speaking of.
But when someone only thinks of BDSM as a fun activity and is not involved in the "lifestyle" or believes in high protocol and all that other shit, it doesn't affect you at ALL... Unless of course you try to hit on them with your line of shit and they don't go for it. *shrug*
So really, if someone sees BDSM as just another way to get off or whatever... and likes both beating someone's ass and getting their ass beat, fuck it.. more power to them is what I say... If their limits are silk scarves in the bedroom, why do you care?
To the person who messaged me and then blocked me so I could not reply... Umm, fuck you.
Eh, let me tweak some more noses. Financial, and professional domination. I've seen many profiles where they lump both of these two into the same category, scams.
A professional domme is not a scam (Well, at least the ones who actually DO give sessions.) While the idea is something many people feel is something very similiar to prostitution, it's not a scam when you DO get the session in exchange for your money. Most professional dommes do not include sex in the sessions because then it WOULD be prostitution. Not to mention, most (real) professional dommes are quite aware of the sort of service they provide and treat you the sub as a client, a buisness transaction.
Now if I were in the market for a professional domme, I would see the profiles of some of the so called pros on CM, the ones I mean are the ones who have a list of the sort of things they like doing... etc.(Not to mention criteria as if they are REALLY going to be your domme.) I wouldn't give a flying fuck what she LIKED doing... I would be more interested in what she was GOOD at doing. People pay for these sessions to get what they want... A true case of role reversal seeing that it is not about what the Domme wants in the case of a professional.
I think most of them are slime, but I could not call financial domination a scam either. If you look at the profile of any financial domme on CM you will be promised nothing at all for your money. The entire idea is you are being "dominated" by giving your money to someone.
Here's a profile of one such "financial domme".. a 28 female dominant in the UK
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"Superior findom here. If you pathetic little bitches want to get my attention then tribute me. If you have no money then you are worthless to me, so fuck off.
I am never going to meet you (eww eww ewwwwww), so don't get even your hopes up.
You will send me money, and in return you will be ignored. I'm spoiled and if you don't like it you can piss off!
I have more pictures to prove myself, but you have to earn them.
I will NOT go on camera for you.
I can send you my used shoes and clothes if you tribute me enough."
Seems clear to me, send money to be ignored.. This one contradicts herself by saying you need to tribute her to get her attention then goes on to say you'd be ignored in return for your tributes. Anyway, what can you expect in return when you send this cunt "tribute"?
Granted, 99% of the "financial dommes" on CM are not what they appear to be on the pictures in their profile. I've run many photos through Tineye and have seen many matches using that cute little plugin. So in that way, it's rather a scam because it's not really that hot little 21 year old princess you're giving your money to.
But even then, it's no one's fault but the person who is sending the money. No one is making you do it. Seriously, if you want to give your money away so that someone else can have a better life, I can suggest many worthy charities where someone other than the "pamper me" cunts on CM get the benefit of that cash you want to give away. As far as CM goes, report these cunts.
Tineye is a neat little (and free) browser plugin that allows you to check any photo against their database. Just right click that photo and select "search image on Tineye" and it goes to work. It can be found at tineye.com
This profile just makes me giggle.. I've been watching it for awhile now.
This is a 54 lesbian submissive in the UK. (Interestingly enough, a post op M2F TS).. Check this out.
"i have come to the conclusion, there isn't one real Domme/Mistress on here, all fakes or time wasters or gameplayers, why do they ruin this site, such a shame tut!!
I HAVE 120 DOMMES BLOCKED SO FAR !! AND RISING DAILY... "
She came to this "conclusion" last summer with her former profile, but then it was a list of dommes who were either fake, a time waster, or whatever. As a point of interest your's truly was on her list as a time waster and weak (MstressAriel that is). Ah, she also has a list in a journal entry on her current profile.
I've been watching this profile and seeing that number of blocked dommes climb higher and higher.. Yet even having come to the conclusion that there are no real dommes on CM, she remains on the site.... What we have here is someone who simply likes to complain. As a point of interest, her profile last summer was one of those "I've leaving the site on X day.."
Here's a 60 dominant in Tennessee and he has a bit of a problem with people who delete messages without reading them.
"I do not often write here, but some venting is well in order. You write messages, attach a photo, even when you have photos on your profile, and alas, they are completely ignored or deleted without even having the faintest of courtesy as to even read what you have written. Not every message from every person is a "slam" or "list of demands". Maybe if some people took the time to "read" before they make indiscriminate catagorizations of people, mostly based solely on age, they might become a little more educated and find that everyone doesn't fall into set patterns and genres. Give it a try. Just open the message and read it before making an assumption of the content. You might find yourself amazed at what some of those messages really say."
I'm sorry, if someone has an age limit of those they wish to hear from.. That is their option and their right. You consider it rude when someone doesn't read your messages when they don't want someone your age? You speak of courtesy, the courteous thing to do is when you see someone with an age limit and you ain't in it,is to leave them the fuck alone... Believe me they are getting more than enough messages as it is.
Eh, this guy calls these age limits "indiscrimiate catagorizations". Right, there are many women on CM who do not want someone older than their father.. And why might we suppose they don't want someone that old? Could it possibly be then when she's in her sexual prime the guy older than her father is like 80 or so? There's nothing indiscriminate about that at all, people have criteria for a reason. You may not LIKE the reason, but who are you anyway?
In another journal, this guy complains of the same thing, but says the messages he sends may be encouragement or advice.
Right, first of all, not many people really need to know whether or not you like their profile, and giving unsolicited advice is really kind of stupid when you get down to it.
On the subject of messages deleted unread, here's what a 54 dominant in New Jersey thinks of them...
"It is just an observation but, if you are deleting your messages UNREAD, isn't that really the SAME THING as buying a lottery ticket and then just throwing it away BEFORE you ever check the numbers to see if you have actually won anything....do you see my point?"
Nope!
The difference is they actually bought the lottery ticket, whereas your messages were uninvited. A lot of people make good use of those mail controls available to everyone. Those who do not fall within their given criteria are sent to bulk. Personally, I check my bulk folder on occasion to clear it, meaning I delete the messages without reading them. If you're in someone's bulk folder it means they didn't want to hear from you in the first place... That means your message was unwanted. I'm sure there are other reasons for deleting messages unread... Ah, but messages can actually be read by moving your cursor over the name in the mail folder.. So some of those deleted unread messages may have in fact been read.
Here's one that leaves me scratching my head. This is an 18 female submissive from Pennsylvania.. And here's the first line of her profile.
"So, I'm new to the bdsm world but not new to this site."
Ummm... errr... don't you rather have that one backward? What..you've been hanging out on this site and one day you said to yourself, "hey, this BDSM shit seems pretty cool."
And one more then... this is a 31 lesbian dominant in Arizona... And this poor girl was born with that oh so devastating and all too common affliction of fake lesbians...being mute. Yes, being mute is quite rampant among the fake lesbian community and is yet another of the dangers of choosing this lifestyle. That's right, once you've chosen to go fake lesbian you could very well discover you've been born mute. Heh, won't that be a fucking shock?
"Apparently my being born mute is leading some people to believe i am a fake and a liar. I don't know how people like that can sleep at night, if anyone plans to message me and accuse me of such things, please just keep it to yourself, isn't it bad enough without being berated?"
That's just terrible! How can anyone be so mean as to call this person a fake and a liar given her congenital condition? Errr, I mean aside from the profile picture that is from a hairstylist's website? And not one in Arizona..
Okay. okay... I'll STFU for now..
Oh shit, it seems i've struck a nerve with my last post. No, not what you think.. I've not experienced any fallout from posting about that alphacharlie shitbag... No, i've been catching shit about what I said about switches, or more specifically, "non lifestylers".
One person in particular messaged me to say my opinion about switches is seriously fucked up because there are very few "true" switches who actually react to those around them, but most are the sort that simply go which way the wind blows and are not real lifestylers.
Now, for some reason this individual blocked me from replying so I couldn't do so.. But i'll say plenty right here.
Right then, some people simply like the idea of BDSM and aren't into the "lifestyle" and see it as a sex game.. Yeah, that's a fact. Errr, so what?.. You don't have to have attended umpteen classes and demos to be able to enjoy many BDSM activities.. and do so in relative safety. I mean come on, how many classes must you attend to know when someone's limbs are turning blue the fucking ropes are too damned tight? (Although it's never a bad idea to attend such classes if they are available in your area.)
What i'd like to know from some of you who complain about people dissing the lifetstyle by not doing or being such and such.. Exactly how does that affect YOU? When someone such as Glenn Marcus and his court case hits the public news, BDSM as a whole gets a black eye because of how extreme he was. THAT affects you because it's been made public.
If you don't know anything about the Glenn Marcus case, the particulars can be found on the web, just type that name into your search engine.
"But they give us REAL lifestylers a bad name."
Uh huh, and how is that? You want to hear a painful truth? Those people who only do BDSM as a game are rather on the mainstream side of things.. the "lifestyers" are the ones who give BDSM a bad name if anyone does. (Oh fuck, I done went and said it..) But really, some of you "true lifestylers" or whatever are some really fucked up people. SOME of you, I said!! Not all *laughing*.. You know the sort of maladjusted whack job i'm speaking of.
But when someone only thinks of BDSM as a fun activity and is not involved in the "lifestyle" or believes in high protocol and all that other shit, it doesn't affect you at ALL... Unless of course you try to hit on them with your line of shit and they don't go for it. *shrug*
So really, if someone sees BDSM as just another way to get off or whatever... and likes both beating someone's ass and getting their ass beat, fuck it.. more power to them is what I say... If their limits are silk scarves in the bedroom, why do you care?
To the person who messaged me and then blocked me so I could not reply... Umm, fuck you.
Eh, let me tweak some more noses. Financial, and professional domination. I've seen many profiles where they lump both of these two into the same category, scams.
A professional domme is not a scam (Well, at least the ones who actually DO give sessions.) While the idea is something many people feel is something very similiar to prostitution, it's not a scam when you DO get the session in exchange for your money. Most professional dommes do not include sex in the sessions because then it WOULD be prostitution. Not to mention, most (real) professional dommes are quite aware of the sort of service they provide and treat you the sub as a client, a buisness transaction.
Now if I were in the market for a professional domme, I would see the profiles of some of the so called pros on CM, the ones I mean are the ones who have a list of the sort of things they like doing... etc.(Not to mention criteria as if they are REALLY going to be your domme.) I wouldn't give a flying fuck what she LIKED doing... I would be more interested in what she was GOOD at doing. People pay for these sessions to get what they want... A true case of role reversal seeing that it is not about what the Domme wants in the case of a professional.
I think most of them are slime, but I could not call financial domination a scam either. If you look at the profile of any financial domme on CM you will be promised nothing at all for your money. The entire idea is you are being "dominated" by giving your money to someone.
Here's a profile of one such "financial domme".. a 28 female dominant in the UK
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"Superior findom here. If you pathetic little bitches want to get my attention then tribute me. If you have no money then you are worthless to me, so fuck off.
I am never going to meet you (eww eww ewwwwww), so don't get even your hopes up.
You will send me money, and in return you will be ignored. I'm spoiled and if you don't like it you can piss off!
I have more pictures to prove myself, but you have to earn them.
I will NOT go on camera for you.
I can send you my used shoes and clothes if you tribute me enough."
Seems clear to me, send money to be ignored.. This one contradicts herself by saying you need to tribute her to get her attention then goes on to say you'd be ignored in return for your tributes. Anyway, what can you expect in return when you send this cunt "tribute"?
Granted, 99% of the "financial dommes" on CM are not what they appear to be on the pictures in their profile. I've run many photos through Tineye and have seen many matches using that cute little plugin. So in that way, it's rather a scam because it's not really that hot little 21 year old princess you're giving your money to.
But even then, it's no one's fault but the person who is sending the money. No one is making you do it. Seriously, if you want to give your money away so that someone else can have a better life, I can suggest many worthy charities where someone other than the "pamper me" cunts on CM get the benefit of that cash you want to give away. As far as CM goes, report these cunts.
Tineye is a neat little (and free) browser plugin that allows you to check any photo against their database. Just right click that photo and select "search image on Tineye" and it goes to work. It can be found at tineye.com
This profile just makes me giggle.. I've been watching it for awhile now.
This is a 54 lesbian submissive in the UK. (Interestingly enough, a post op M2F TS).. Check this out.
"i have come to the conclusion, there isn't one real Domme/Mistress on here, all fakes or time wasters or gameplayers, why do they ruin this site, such a shame tut!!
I HAVE 120 DOMMES BLOCKED SO FAR !! AND RISING DAILY... "
She came to this "conclusion" last summer with her former profile, but then it was a list of dommes who were either fake, a time waster, or whatever. As a point of interest your's truly was on her list as a time waster and weak (MstressAriel that is). Ah, she also has a list in a journal entry on her current profile.
I've been watching this profile and seeing that number of blocked dommes climb higher and higher.. Yet even having come to the conclusion that there are no real dommes on CM, she remains on the site.... What we have here is someone who simply likes to complain. As a point of interest, her profile last summer was one of those "I've leaving the site on X day.."
Here's a 60 dominant in Tennessee and he has a bit of a problem with people who delete messages without reading them.
"I do not often write here, but some venting is well in order. You write messages, attach a photo, even when you have photos on your profile, and alas, they are completely ignored or deleted without even having the faintest of courtesy as to even read what you have written. Not every message from every person is a "slam" or "list of demands". Maybe if some people took the time to "read" before they make indiscriminate catagorizations of people, mostly based solely on age, they might become a little more educated and find that everyone doesn't fall into set patterns and genres. Give it a try. Just open the message and read it before making an assumption of the content. You might find yourself amazed at what some of those messages really say."
I'm sorry, if someone has an age limit of those they wish to hear from.. That is their option and their right. You consider it rude when someone doesn't read your messages when they don't want someone your age? You speak of courtesy, the courteous thing to do is when you see someone with an age limit and you ain't in it,is to leave them the fuck alone... Believe me they are getting more than enough messages as it is.
Eh, this guy calls these age limits "indiscrimiate catagorizations". Right, there are many women on CM who do not want someone older than their father.. And why might we suppose they don't want someone that old? Could it possibly be then when she's in her sexual prime the guy older than her father is like 80 or so? There's nothing indiscriminate about that at all, people have criteria for a reason. You may not LIKE the reason, but who are you anyway?
In another journal, this guy complains of the same thing, but says the messages he sends may be encouragement or advice.
Right, first of all, not many people really need to know whether or not you like their profile, and giving unsolicited advice is really kind of stupid when you get down to it.
On the subject of messages deleted unread, here's what a 54 dominant in New Jersey thinks of them...
"It is just an observation but, if you are deleting your messages UNREAD, isn't that really the SAME THING as buying a lottery ticket and then just throwing it away BEFORE you ever check the numbers to see if you have actually won anything....do you see my point?"
Nope!
The difference is they actually bought the lottery ticket, whereas your messages were uninvited. A lot of people make good use of those mail controls available to everyone. Those who do not fall within their given criteria are sent to bulk. Personally, I check my bulk folder on occasion to clear it, meaning I delete the messages without reading them. If you're in someone's bulk folder it means they didn't want to hear from you in the first place... That means your message was unwanted. I'm sure there are other reasons for deleting messages unread... Ah, but messages can actually be read by moving your cursor over the name in the mail folder.. So some of those deleted unread messages may have in fact been read.
Here's one that leaves me scratching my head. This is an 18 female submissive from Pennsylvania.. And here's the first line of her profile.
"So, I'm new to the bdsm world but not new to this site."
Ummm... errr... don't you rather have that one backward? What..you've been hanging out on this site and one day you said to yourself, "hey, this BDSM shit seems pretty cool."
And one more then... this is a 31 lesbian dominant in Arizona... And this poor girl was born with that oh so devastating and all too common affliction of fake lesbians...being mute. Yes, being mute is quite rampant among the fake lesbian community and is yet another of the dangers of choosing this lifestyle. That's right, once you've chosen to go fake lesbian you could very well discover you've been born mute. Heh, won't that be a fucking shock?
"Apparently my being born mute is leading some people to believe i am a fake and a liar. I don't know how people like that can sleep at night, if anyone plans to message me and accuse me of such things, please just keep it to yourself, isn't it bad enough without being berated?"
That's just terrible! How can anyone be so mean as to call this person a fake and a liar given her congenital condition? Errr, I mean aside from the profile picture that is from a hairstylist's website? And not one in Arizona..
Okay. okay... I'll STFU for now..
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Note: This first bit isn't going to be funny..
Umm, this isn't one profile.. it's seven of them.. All seven of these profiles have the same name, the phonetic for the first and third letters of the alphabet..So just type in those two phonetic letters into that search username and you'll find all seven of this cat's profiles. *coughalphacharliecough*.. ahem.
Now, it's all the same person.. 5 of his profiles are a 27 dominant in Mississippi, the other two are 26 dominants in Arizona and California respectively.. You go down this list of profiles this dude has and you'll find they all have only one picture, in military fatigues and holding a rifle.. Uhhh, and it ain't all the same guy in these photos..
Right then.. the profiles pretty much all say the same damn thing..
"Females I am not here to debate, negotiate, or haggle with you. You are inferior to me. This Fact allows you two choices: accept your inferiority and behave accordingly, or life on in denial of your weakness. I have no patience or respect for those that choose the second option."
So let's see.. the photos show someone holding a rifle, and coupled with the above profile... The logical conclusion about this motherfucker jumps right out at you. He's got a little tiny penis and he's on CM overcompensating for it with all that, "you are inferior to me" bullshit. This should give you some indication of what kind of person this is.
Okay, maybe that first bit WAS a little funny.. but this next part removes any of the humor that may have been here.
I REALLY wanna unload on this piece of shit.. Remember a few months ago when I posted about someone using the photos of soldiers who were killed in the line of duty? Or rather, i'd seen it mentioned in a journal entry? Well... this is one such asshole.. I promised if I found out who was doing it i'd post it here. He's used the photo of a REAL man on three of his pathetic CM profiles. He uses three different photos and I was able to use tineye to identify one of them..
I won't tell you the identity of the soldier whose picture this is,(A little research and you can find out for yourself if you are so inclined) but I want to tell you about the man he was. He was a man with a degree and a cushy job waiting for him in the business world. Instead he joined the U.S. Army, became a Ranger and served four tours of duty, two in Afghanistan and two in Iraq. This was the sort of man one of his fellow Rangers said you wanted next to you at all times.... He was killed in Northern Iraq in 2007.
Folks, I don't see myself as a political person and i'm not going to give my opinion on the wars my country is involved in, but of the few things I've seen on CM that actually piss me off, this kind of shit is right there on the top of that list. The actual person in the photo deserves much better than to have his photo used by the sort of scum that is the CM user "alphacharlie"... Fuck it.. he added 1, 2, 3, 7, AC, and 07 to the alphacharlie part for his other 6 profiles.
I would love it if some of you people would send this bottom of the barrel dwelling scum a message and let him know just how low he is. You can tell him you read about it here if you'd like.. Now to be clear, i'm not suggesting you DO write this human turd or anything like that. *giggle* I assure you this asshole will have heard this from me by the time you read this..
"I'd love to tell you a story.
It's the story of a man who earned a dregree from Duke and had himself a nice job in the business world awaiting him. He chose instead to enlist in the U.S. Army and became an Ranger. the man served 4 tours of duty in the middle east and was killed in the line of duty in Northern Iraq in 2007.
I tell you this little story because the person i'm describing in the person you are using in this and two other of your pathetic profiles here on Collarme. The Man's name is Sgt...No, you don't deserve to know this MAN'S name. But you are a piece of shit using his photo for your games.
To use the photo of a MAN who gave his life in service to his country is not the act of the superior person you are trying to pass yourself off as... No, it's the act of a truly pathetic individual overcompensating for what i'm sure are many shortcomings.
Do the decent thing and at least remove the photos of that hero from your vile profiles."
That's the message your's truly sent him on 5-2-11 at 3:59PM CDT.. He read the message and did not reply... No fucking surprise there, eh?
Right, let me move on before I start getting all passionate and all that shit... heheh
So here we go... This is a 46 dominant in the UK and in his profile are gems like these...
"Please do not contact me if you are a fake or a time waster as this will make me very mad and i will come and find you."
Hehe, he will come find you if you're a fake.. best be careeeeeeeeeful!!
And then there's....
"I am a Registed Master no 141391 . I am willing to prove i,m genuin by phone or cam if you are too .I do not want to spends week chatting i,m looking for real meets and real people ."
Errr right, so he's a registered master and even has his registration number, Umm.. does the Slave Register also give UPCs to dominants? hmmm...
I suspect he's trying to pass this off and some sort of official designation with his registration information and all that shit. Eh, let's keep reading.. Here's his latest journal entry.
"I find so many on this site have no manners at all and i also find that a lot of the new one joining the stit have no idea what real BDSM is this is not a dateing site it is a BDSM site and i wish people would treat it as such."
Now, in his profile he says he's looking for real people, right? Then he goes on to say something like, "This is a BDSM site, not a dating site!"
Doesn't it occur to you that someone (Yes, even a slave) would have other things as well as BDSM topics he or she might want to talk about with you? Just because it's a BDSM site doesn't mean everything one does on the site must be of a BDSM nature. You just never know, that slave you're trying to talk into visiting you just MAY want to know about the person who is a "registered master" before letting you have free reign over his or her body.... I know, doesn't that just take the biscuit?
Seriously, those of you who get all bent out of shape because not everyone wants to talk BDSM all the time on CM, lighten the fuck up.
Heh, here's a 34 dominant in North Carolina and his profile is basically a series of numbered bullet points. First the list of basic shit.. you know, he's looking for a slave and not a friend.... expects you to be submissive if you say you're submissive. (Ah, in one of his journal entries he rants about those to think they are equal enough to not address their superiors properly) He hates stupid questions and will answer any question as long as you speak correctly.
Mmmkay, then there are the "about me" bullet points. And then the "things that bother me bit. Here's one such thing that bothers him.
"I will not explain why I am interested by you. I just won't. Feel special you even managed to get my attention not a easy thing to do."
Somehow, I get the sneaking suspicion that his criteria is as simple as "has a pussy and can at least occasionally fog a mirror." It's no wonder that he just will not explain his interest. I mean come on now, why is it such an issue to explain to someone why you are interested in them?
Eh, actually from reading this profile the question that comes to my mind is, if he manages to find that perfect person that is all he could ever want... What the fuck would she want with him?
Let's talk a bit about that mythical creature sometimes found in the BDSM realm known as a switch. (gasp! Not a switch??? *shudder*)
Some people simply do not believe a switch can exist. And why is that? Really, there are countless variations and all that stuff why can there not be a place for someone who goes both ways? Is this not the BDSM equal of bisexual?
I know, some of the domly types are afraid that someone who identifies as a switch will start out submissive to them and suddenly turn the tables on them. This would be why they say if you are a switch you have to leave that shit at the door around them.. (Probably said in a halting voice with quivering lips.)
Here's something you might not have considered about switches.. They don't just wake up in the morning and say, "Fuck, my ass hurts from last night.. I'm gonna be domme today." Well some might... Most likely is it depends on you whether a switch goes sub or dom.. Huh?
Ah, lemme 'splain... Ya see, someone who is a switch is most likely going to react naturallly to the vibes they get from whomever they are with... OH! That would be why a lot of the self proclaimed "strong alpha" doms don't like switches.. Err nevermind, forget I mentioned it.
That's it for now.. Not much funny in this one but i'm still watching and waiting.
Umm, this isn't one profile.. it's seven of them.. All seven of these profiles have the same name, the phonetic for the first and third letters of the alphabet..So just type in those two phonetic letters into that search username and you'll find all seven of this cat's profiles. *coughalphacharliecough*.. ahem.
Now, it's all the same person.. 5 of his profiles are a 27 dominant in Mississippi, the other two are 26 dominants in Arizona and California respectively.. You go down this list of profiles this dude has and you'll find they all have only one picture, in military fatigues and holding a rifle.. Uhhh, and it ain't all the same guy in these photos..
Right then.. the profiles pretty much all say the same damn thing..
"Females I am not here to debate, negotiate, or haggle with you. You are inferior to me. This Fact allows you two choices: accept your inferiority and behave accordingly, or life on in denial of your weakness. I have no patience or respect for those that choose the second option."
So let's see.. the photos show someone holding a rifle, and coupled with the above profile... The logical conclusion about this motherfucker jumps right out at you. He's got a little tiny penis and he's on CM overcompensating for it with all that, "you are inferior to me" bullshit. This should give you some indication of what kind of person this is.
Okay, maybe that first bit WAS a little funny.. but this next part removes any of the humor that may have been here.
I REALLY wanna unload on this piece of shit.. Remember a few months ago when I posted about someone using the photos of soldiers who were killed in the line of duty? Or rather, i'd seen it mentioned in a journal entry? Well... this is one such asshole.. I promised if I found out who was doing it i'd post it here. He's used the photo of a REAL man on three of his pathetic CM profiles. He uses three different photos and I was able to use tineye to identify one of them..
I won't tell you the identity of the soldier whose picture this is,(A little research and you can find out for yourself if you are so inclined) but I want to tell you about the man he was. He was a man with a degree and a cushy job waiting for him in the business world. Instead he joined the U.S. Army, became a Ranger and served four tours of duty, two in Afghanistan and two in Iraq. This was the sort of man one of his fellow Rangers said you wanted next to you at all times.... He was killed in Northern Iraq in 2007.
Folks, I don't see myself as a political person and i'm not going to give my opinion on the wars my country is involved in, but of the few things I've seen on CM that actually piss me off, this kind of shit is right there on the top of that list. The actual person in the photo deserves much better than to have his photo used by the sort of scum that is the CM user "alphacharlie"... Fuck it.. he added 1, 2, 3, 7, AC, and 07 to the alphacharlie part for his other 6 profiles.
I would love it if some of you people would send this bottom of the barrel dwelling scum a message and let him know just how low he is. You can tell him you read about it here if you'd like.. Now to be clear, i'm not suggesting you DO write this human turd or anything like that. *giggle* I assure you this asshole will have heard this from me by the time you read this..
"I'd love to tell you a story.
It's the story of a man who earned a dregree from Duke and had himself a nice job in the business world awaiting him. He chose instead to enlist in the U.S. Army and became an Ranger. the man served 4 tours of duty in the middle east and was killed in the line of duty in Northern Iraq in 2007.
I tell you this little story because the person i'm describing in the person you are using in this and two other of your pathetic profiles here on Collarme. The Man's name is Sgt...No, you don't deserve to know this MAN'S name. But you are a piece of shit using his photo for your games.
To use the photo of a MAN who gave his life in service to his country is not the act of the superior person you are trying to pass yourself off as... No, it's the act of a truly pathetic individual overcompensating for what i'm sure are many shortcomings.
Do the decent thing and at least remove the photos of that hero from your vile profiles."
That's the message your's truly sent him on 5-2-11 at 3:59PM CDT.. He read the message and did not reply... No fucking surprise there, eh?
Right, let me move on before I start getting all passionate and all that shit... heheh
So here we go... This is a 46 dominant in the UK and in his profile are gems like these...
"Please do not contact me if you are a fake or a time waster as this will make me very mad and i will come and find you."
Hehe, he will come find you if you're a fake.. best be careeeeeeeeeful!!
And then there's....
"I am a Registed Master no 141391 . I am willing to prove i,m genuin by phone or cam if you are too .I do not want to spends week chatting i,m looking for real meets and real people ."
Errr right, so he's a registered master and even has his registration number, Umm.. does the Slave Register also give UPCs to dominants? hmmm...
I suspect he's trying to pass this off and some sort of official designation with his registration information and all that shit. Eh, let's keep reading.. Here's his latest journal entry.
"I find so many on this site have no manners at all and i also find that a lot of the new one joining the stit have no idea what real BDSM is this is not a dateing site it is a BDSM site and i wish people would treat it as such."
Now, in his profile he says he's looking for real people, right? Then he goes on to say something like, "This is a BDSM site, not a dating site!"
Doesn't it occur to you that someone (Yes, even a slave) would have other things as well as BDSM topics he or she might want to talk about with you? Just because it's a BDSM site doesn't mean everything one does on the site must be of a BDSM nature. You just never know, that slave you're trying to talk into visiting you just MAY want to know about the person who is a "registered master" before letting you have free reign over his or her body.... I know, doesn't that just take the biscuit?
Seriously, those of you who get all bent out of shape because not everyone wants to talk BDSM all the time on CM, lighten the fuck up.
Heh, here's a 34 dominant in North Carolina and his profile is basically a series of numbered bullet points. First the list of basic shit.. you know, he's looking for a slave and not a friend.... expects you to be submissive if you say you're submissive. (Ah, in one of his journal entries he rants about those to think they are equal enough to not address their superiors properly) He hates stupid questions and will answer any question as long as you speak correctly.
Mmmkay, then there are the "about me" bullet points. And then the "things that bother me bit. Here's one such thing that bothers him.
"I will not explain why I am interested by you. I just won't. Feel special you even managed to get my attention not a easy thing to do."
Somehow, I get the sneaking suspicion that his criteria is as simple as "has a pussy and can at least occasionally fog a mirror." It's no wonder that he just will not explain his interest. I mean come on now, why is it such an issue to explain to someone why you are interested in them?
Eh, actually from reading this profile the question that comes to my mind is, if he manages to find that perfect person that is all he could ever want... What the fuck would she want with him?
Let's talk a bit about that mythical creature sometimes found in the BDSM realm known as a switch. (gasp! Not a switch??? *shudder*)
Some people simply do not believe a switch can exist. And why is that? Really, there are countless variations and all that stuff why can there not be a place for someone who goes both ways? Is this not the BDSM equal of bisexual?
I know, some of the domly types are afraid that someone who identifies as a switch will start out submissive to them and suddenly turn the tables on them. This would be why they say if you are a switch you have to leave that shit at the door around them.. (Probably said in a halting voice with quivering lips.)
Here's something you might not have considered about switches.. They don't just wake up in the morning and say, "Fuck, my ass hurts from last night.. I'm gonna be domme today." Well some might... Most likely is it depends on you whether a switch goes sub or dom.. Huh?
Ah, lemme 'splain... Ya see, someone who is a switch is most likely going to react naturallly to the vibes they get from whomever they are with... OH! That would be why a lot of the self proclaimed "strong alpha" doms don't like switches.. Err nevermind, forget I mentioned it.
That's it for now.. Not much funny in this one but i'm still watching and waiting.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Ooooo another post already???
Over the last few months, (Since i've started, really) i've been getting a lot of messages from people who are giving me names of people who are fakes, Why? I don't know seeing as i'm not here calling out fakes or compiling some sort of black list.
There are people with sites such as catchafake2 or that collarmefakewatch "circle" that are acting is if they are doing the community some sort of great service by doing this. I've spoken of the site (which is now gone as a point of interest) collarmebusts not because I endorsed it, but because I thought it was funny as hell. It was funny to watch the name Nimbus as it kept coming back with a higher number at the end. I think it got as high as Nimbus12 or 13 before the guy gave up.
They like to put the blame on collarme because CM deletes (does not allow) blacklists. Now, do you folks know WHY blacklists are not allowed? Well imma tell ya why.. Ya see, when someone puts a name on a blacklist, just how easily would you imagine it would be to simply put someone's name on this list because they pissed you off? Wouldn't go naked on cam for you? Blacklist that bitch!!
In other words, there is too much room for abuse... Better to let a few guilty people skate than to convict an innocent person is the idea there.
Actually, I don't know why i'm posting this shit because I feel the people who read my blog on a regular basis are intelligent enough to be able to figure things out without referring to someone's blacklist. <--- shameless sucking up to the readers.
The bottom line is I think it's extremely funny to see how someone becomes compelled to warn everyone that those supermodel lesbians are really men. It's funny because the person with this blacklist is usually a supermodel lesbian.. hmmmm.
Ah, and this of course invites the question, "Why am I doing this blog?" I've been asked that question many times.
It's a good question and I have no problem answering it. I am in possession of a warped sense of humor, and I enjoy writing. I don't think i'm doing anyone some sort of great service when I make fun of what some clown puts on his profile, what I think i'm doing is being funny by commenting on that profile. I only name names when it suits my purpose to do so.
I do this because it's entertaining for me, and hopefully entertaining for you.
I'll even admit when I first started the UltimateDomme profile it's because I was unable to sleep one night and was sitting here at my computer bored, reading the profiles of some of the people who've sent me messages. One such profile spoke of "being domme most of the time but now has this burning desire to explore her "sub side""
Wellllllllll..... The idea took hold and all of a sudden i'm writing the profile of UD and the messages started flying in. It just sort of took on a life of its own and here we are. For a short time, I did feel somewhat of an obligation but I quickly got past that feeling... But I NEVER thought it would get this far.
Anyway, when you've been messaged by a supermodel lesbian, try this approach on them. Ask them how long they've known they were homosexual or ask them questions pretaining to gay marriage or gay rights.. I can't tell you how funny it is to hear back from them that "I'm not homosexual, i'm a lesbian."
Of course when I get that response I never fail to respond with, "Ummm, exactly what the fuck do you imagine a lesbian is?" Eh, most who've tried to interact with me have shown a decided lack of interest in the subject of gay marriage and other issues that are very important to the GLBT community.. They're on CM for that hot lesbian action, afterall.
In fact, most fake lesbians are homophobes anyway. Ah, it just scares them so much to get attention from another guy that they have to put "No men" in their profiles time, and time again... In huge letters, multiple times on their profile.
Heh, it actually makes me chuckle to see the profile of some caveman type who makes it a point to say the "lifestyle" isn't about sex..... But makes it clear and in all caps that they are STRAIGHT! So no men, dammit.. *growllllll!*
In the end, the fake lesbians are never going to fail to give themselves away in one way or another. The supermodel photos only make it easier... Sides now, they will call each other out in their profiles anyway... The fake lesbian game is cutthroat.
As for the scammers, there is only ONE thing that is required to avoid a scam. COMMON SENSE.
Come on now, what sort of stupidity does it take to get a message from some hot 22 year old slave in whatever country they're stuck in and actually believe if you send them the money to relocate they're really gonna show up at your doorstep?
I was chatting with someone and he told me that while he knew logically that something was a scam he was thinking with the little head.
My answer was, "Don't you think the scammers KNOW that?"
Heh, you don't see 50 year old BBWs in those profiles trying to trade their service to you for a ticket to America.. Nope, you see models. Of course the 50 year old BBWs are most likely the best slaves anyway, they just don't look like supermodels.
Seriously to those of you running those catch a fake and fake watch sites, you look fucking silly doing it and at the very most all you are accomplishing is to cause them to simply create another profile. The reality is Collarme is a free, anonymous site and there is next to nothing you can do to keep fakes and scammers off of the site. The best course is simply report the scammers you see.
I'm pretty sure most of you are aware i'm not a fan of the so called "old guard" or whatever. I really have no problem with the old guard, my problem are the people who claim to be that and have no idea of what they are saying.
This is a 22 female slave in Florida with 10 years experience and is trying out being a "pro sub" ..
Yeah, check out this journal entry.
"A lot of people have been asking (some not so nicely) how I have 10 years of experience when I'm only 22... the answer is that 10 years ago, I began training in the Old Guard bdsm lifestyle and spent the next 6 years in hard training by an older male person. Inappropriate? Very much so... but that's what happened. I don't enjoy talking about my early training much... but if we ever meet, you'll be able to clearly see I'm a trained OG slave. I'm having a lot of fun here in Xxxxxxxxx. I'm new in town and all the people I've been meeting have been so exciting! I can't wait to meet more of you!"
Is this on the level or just some moron trying to assign to themselves experience they simply cannot have?
To be fair to those who partake in the old guard, I think the above is a crock of shit... But the sort of crap people spew to make themselves appear more "real" very frequently invoke the phrase old guard... I don't as a rule reference someone's appearance but for someone who was "hard trained" during her formative years, this person is sure sloppy looking, she must not have been taught much self discipline during those 6 years of hard training... I'm just sayin'.
I'm not even going to wonder about what sort of human refuse would allow their 12 year old daughter to be "hard trained" by "an older male person."... Or rather, SENT said daughter into something like this.
Here's something interesting in the journals of a 47 female submissive in Florida.
"I am only seeking those Doms / Masters ( all just labels ) that are seeking "submissive women" only. Just my preference. Just my experience with those that seek both sub and switch women there's a hesitancy when they hold more power than expected. They retreat, they run to their comfort zone. ( Again, my experience only and mean no disrespect at all )"
I have no comment to make about this other than to say I found it interesting.
Yesterday, I actually went totally out of my way trying to convince someone the UltimateDomme profile is satire. (And failed, by the way.) This guy seemed to believe I was really working at McDonalds and good old Chuck the cocktail waitress was my boyfriend and we had this fantasy...
"UltimateDomme on 4/27/11 at 7:22 AM:
Good luck with that.. That's what my blog is all about, the bullcrap one finds here on Collarme.
(As a point of interest, what I was saying good luck about was that he's spent 2 1/2 years here on a fruitless search, being deluded with bullshit and what have you.)
Xxxxxxxxxxx on 4/27/11 at 7:25 AM:
I kind of get the sense your profile is that too.
I think your jsut a young girl who works McDonnals and has a friend Chuck the rest is made up.
Thanks however for your repeated feedback.
UltimateDomme on 4/27/11 at 7:35 AM:
No, my profile is pure satire... *wink*
Xxxxxxxxxxx on 4/27/11 at 7:38 AM:
Now should I beleive its "satire" or does the "wink" indicate maybe its real.
Nice Poker player since Chuck works at the Casio.
Find it intresiting chatting with you since its hard to tell the real for the fiction.
UltimateDomme on 4/27/11 at 7:40 AM:
Well, I can't help it if one reads it and doesn't see that it's satire.. It's really been pretty amazingly funny at just how many people think it's serious..
Xxxxxxxxxxx on 4/27/11 at 7:45 AM:
Lets put it this way most men do not like to read long drawn out wording. We like it short and to the point. You put enough sounding relaity to make it sound real yet crak me up with you working at McDonalds for being rich, and Chuck looking for boob pics and woking as a cocktail waitress. Other tips say its your picture but really not.
Anyway what are you truly seeking or are you just out for fun and your b/f is Chuck"
Errrrr, right.. Ummm, let's try something here...This is a 24 female dominant from Mississippi. Here's the first paragraph of her profile.
"6 months ago when I began my journey, I spent a rigorous three weeks of training under a European and an Asian Master. I thought I was a slave but I came to realize as I left their chateau that I am in reality a Mistress of the highest order. I may only be 24 but I can assure you my skills and knowledge is vast because I have like 8 years of experience."
Hmmm, looks like some of that fuzzy math we were bombarded with a few years back.. started out 6 months ago but has 8 years of experience? Eh, this one sure looks to be a lying bitch.. I'll bet this is some sort of a scam.
Mmmkay, let's read on...
"I am here now to look for suitable slaves and Masters/Mistresses to fill my BDSM house henceforth called the House of Heresyasign.
All will be under my rule because it's my trailer.. I mean mansion so I make the rules and I get to be the Grand Mistress."
Oops, it appears that while she wanted to present herself as living in a mansion she accidentally typed in trailer.. And this silly cunt is so stoopid she didn't even edit it out so that no one would see the mistake, she just corrected it in hopes no one would notice.
I think we can safely say this one is total bullshit, what do you all think?
I know, you're sitting there going, "fuck, she's ripping her own profile now.. is ANYONE safe from her eagle eyes and sharp wit?"
Good place to end this one.. it's shorter than usual but it's only been three days since I last posted..
There are people with sites such as catchafake2 or that collarmefakewatch "circle" that are acting is if they are doing the community some sort of great service by doing this. I've spoken of the site (which is now gone as a point of interest) collarmebusts not because I endorsed it, but because I thought it was funny as hell. It was funny to watch the name Nimbus as it kept coming back with a higher number at the end. I think it got as high as Nimbus12 or 13 before the guy gave up.
They like to put the blame on collarme because CM deletes (does not allow) blacklists. Now, do you folks know WHY blacklists are not allowed? Well imma tell ya why.. Ya see, when someone puts a name on a blacklist, just how easily would you imagine it would be to simply put someone's name on this list because they pissed you off? Wouldn't go naked on cam for you? Blacklist that bitch!!
In other words, there is too much room for abuse... Better to let a few guilty people skate than to convict an innocent person is the idea there.
Actually, I don't know why i'm posting this shit because I feel the people who read my blog on a regular basis are intelligent enough to be able to figure things out without referring to someone's blacklist. <--- shameless sucking up to the readers.
The bottom line is I think it's extremely funny to see how someone becomes compelled to warn everyone that those supermodel lesbians are really men. It's funny because the person with this blacklist is usually a supermodel lesbian.. hmmmm.
Ah, and this of course invites the question, "Why am I doing this blog?" I've been asked that question many times.
It's a good question and I have no problem answering it. I am in possession of a warped sense of humor, and I enjoy writing. I don't think i'm doing anyone some sort of great service when I make fun of what some clown puts on his profile, what I think i'm doing is being funny by commenting on that profile. I only name names when it suits my purpose to do so.
I do this because it's entertaining for me, and hopefully entertaining for you.
I'll even admit when I first started the UltimateDomme profile it's because I was unable to sleep one night and was sitting here at my computer bored, reading the profiles of some of the people who've sent me messages. One such profile spoke of "being domme most of the time but now has this burning desire to explore her "sub side""
Wellllllllll..... The idea took hold and all of a sudden i'm writing the profile of UD and the messages started flying in. It just sort of took on a life of its own and here we are. For a short time, I did feel somewhat of an obligation but I quickly got past that feeling... But I NEVER thought it would get this far.
Anyway, when you've been messaged by a supermodel lesbian, try this approach on them. Ask them how long they've known they were homosexual or ask them questions pretaining to gay marriage or gay rights.. I can't tell you how funny it is to hear back from them that "I'm not homosexual, i'm a lesbian."
Of course when I get that response I never fail to respond with, "Ummm, exactly what the fuck do you imagine a lesbian is?" Eh, most who've tried to interact with me have shown a decided lack of interest in the subject of gay marriage and other issues that are very important to the GLBT community.. They're on CM for that hot lesbian action, afterall.
In fact, most fake lesbians are homophobes anyway. Ah, it just scares them so much to get attention from another guy that they have to put "No men" in their profiles time, and time again... In huge letters, multiple times on their profile.
Heh, it actually makes me chuckle to see the profile of some caveman type who makes it a point to say the "lifestyle" isn't about sex..... But makes it clear and in all caps that they are STRAIGHT! So no men, dammit.. *growllllll!*
In the end, the fake lesbians are never going to fail to give themselves away in one way or another. The supermodel photos only make it easier... Sides now, they will call each other out in their profiles anyway... The fake lesbian game is cutthroat.
As for the scammers, there is only ONE thing that is required to avoid a scam. COMMON SENSE.
Come on now, what sort of stupidity does it take to get a message from some hot 22 year old slave in whatever country they're stuck in and actually believe if you send them the money to relocate they're really gonna show up at your doorstep?
I was chatting with someone and he told me that while he knew logically that something was a scam he was thinking with the little head.
My answer was, "Don't you think the scammers KNOW that?"
Heh, you don't see 50 year old BBWs in those profiles trying to trade their service to you for a ticket to America.. Nope, you see models. Of course the 50 year old BBWs are most likely the best slaves anyway, they just don't look like supermodels.
Seriously to those of you running those catch a fake and fake watch sites, you look fucking silly doing it and at the very most all you are accomplishing is to cause them to simply create another profile. The reality is Collarme is a free, anonymous site and there is next to nothing you can do to keep fakes and scammers off of the site. The best course is simply report the scammers you see.
I'm pretty sure most of you are aware i'm not a fan of the so called "old guard" or whatever. I really have no problem with the old guard, my problem are the people who claim to be that and have no idea of what they are saying.
This is a 22 female slave in Florida with 10 years experience and is trying out being a "pro sub" ..
Yeah, check out this journal entry.
"A lot of people have been asking (some not so nicely) how I have 10 years of experience when I'm only 22... the answer is that 10 years ago, I began training in the Old Guard bdsm lifestyle and spent the next 6 years in hard training by an older male person. Inappropriate? Very much so... but that's what happened. I don't enjoy talking about my early training much... but if we ever meet, you'll be able to clearly see I'm a trained OG slave. I'm having a lot of fun here in Xxxxxxxxx. I'm new in town and all the people I've been meeting have been so exciting! I can't wait to meet more of you!"
Is this on the level or just some moron trying to assign to themselves experience they simply cannot have?
To be fair to those who partake in the old guard, I think the above is a crock of shit... But the sort of crap people spew to make themselves appear more "real" very frequently invoke the phrase old guard... I don't as a rule reference someone's appearance but for someone who was "hard trained" during her formative years, this person is sure sloppy looking, she must not have been taught much self discipline during those 6 years of hard training... I'm just sayin'.
I'm not even going to wonder about what sort of human refuse would allow their 12 year old daughter to be "hard trained" by "an older male person."... Or rather, SENT said daughter into something like this.
Here's something interesting in the journals of a 47 female submissive in Florida.
"I am only seeking those Doms / Masters ( all just labels ) that are seeking "submissive women" only. Just my preference. Just my experience with those that seek both sub and switch women there's a hesitancy when they hold more power than expected. They retreat, they run to their comfort zone. ( Again, my experience only and mean no disrespect at all )"
I have no comment to make about this other than to say I found it interesting.
Yesterday, I actually went totally out of my way trying to convince someone the UltimateDomme profile is satire. (And failed, by the way.) This guy seemed to believe I was really working at McDonalds and good old Chuck the cocktail waitress was my boyfriend and we had this fantasy...
"UltimateDomme on 4/27/11 at 7:22 AM:
Good luck with that.. That's what my blog is all about, the bullcrap one finds here on Collarme.
(As a point of interest, what I was saying good luck about was that he's spent 2 1/2 years here on a fruitless search, being deluded with bullshit and what have you.)
Xxxxxxxxxxx on 4/27/11 at 7:25 AM:
I kind of get the sense your profile is that too.
I think your jsut a young girl who works McDonnals and has a friend Chuck the rest is made up.
Thanks however for your repeated feedback.
UltimateDomme on 4/27/11 at 7:35 AM:
No, my profile is pure satire... *wink*
Xxxxxxxxxxx on 4/27/11 at 7:38 AM:
Now should I beleive its "satire" or does the "wink" indicate maybe its real.
Nice Poker player since Chuck works at the Casio.
Find it intresiting chatting with you since its hard to tell the real for the fiction.
UltimateDomme on 4/27/11 at 7:40 AM:
Well, I can't help it if one reads it and doesn't see that it's satire.. It's really been pretty amazingly funny at just how many people think it's serious..
Xxxxxxxxxxx on 4/27/11 at 7:45 AM:
Lets put it this way most men do not like to read long drawn out wording. We like it short and to the point. You put enough sounding relaity to make it sound real yet crak me up with you working at McDonalds for being rich, and Chuck looking for boob pics and woking as a cocktail waitress. Other tips say its your picture but really not.
Anyway what are you truly seeking or are you just out for fun and your b/f is Chuck"
Errrrr, right.. Ummm, let's try something here...This is a 24 female dominant from Mississippi. Here's the first paragraph of her profile.
"6 months ago when I began my journey, I spent a rigorous three weeks of training under a European and an Asian Master. I thought I was a slave but I came to realize as I left their chateau that I am in reality a Mistress of the highest order. I may only be 24 but I can assure you my skills and knowledge is vast because I have like 8 years of experience."
Hmmm, looks like some of that fuzzy math we were bombarded with a few years back.. started out 6 months ago but has 8 years of experience? Eh, this one sure looks to be a lying bitch.. I'll bet this is some sort of a scam.
Mmmkay, let's read on...
"I am here now to look for suitable slaves and Masters/Mistresses to fill my BDSM house henceforth called the House of Heresyasign.
All will be under my rule because it's my trailer.. I mean mansion so I make the rules and I get to be the Grand Mistress."
Oops, it appears that while she wanted to present herself as living in a mansion she accidentally typed in trailer.. And this silly cunt is so stoopid she didn't even edit it out so that no one would see the mistake, she just corrected it in hopes no one would notice.
I think we can safely say this one is total bullshit, what do you all think?
I know, you're sitting there going, "fuck, she's ripping her own profile now.. is ANYONE safe from her eagle eyes and sharp wit?"
Good place to end this one.. it's shorter than usual but it's only been three days since I last posted..
Monday, April 25, 2011
It's the day after Easter and the Easter bunny was delicious.
I have a brand new all time favorite profile and I simply must share it with you.
Ah okay then, here's a profile I read and went... "Brilliant!"
This is a 35 female dominant from Pennsylvania.
"In your email, tell me what I WON"T like; repeat tell me what I WILL NOT like about you. i.e. I am married, I'm 5'0", I don't have a job, etc. I'll find out eventually, right? There's no sense hiding it from me. Who knows, I may even be touched by your honesty."
Here's an innovative twist on the typical "don't you fuckin' lie to me" a lot of people put in their profiles. It's more like, "Tell ya what, instead of mucking about with all that getting to know each other nonsense, and me finding out you're a lying piece of shit later on, just gimme the dirt right up front and we'll see what happens."
I like it, I really do. In her journals, she goes on to say something about all the messages she gets along those lines, if so I say good for her!
Eh, of course you KNOW she's going to get her share of "Well, I have this bad habit that I need to be disciplined for" messages as well.
Think about it, how many of you have been lied to and the lie itself wasn't of real consequence other than the fact you WERE lied to? You know, something that if you'd have been told up front, wouldn't have made a difference?
Here's one i've had on my favorites list for a while, and to this point haven't pulled the proverbial trigger but I tell you all this profile never gets any less funny each time I read it.
This is a 98 dominant from "several states" and Nevada.
Err yeah that's right.. he's put 98 on his profile... AND gives a reason why he's done so...
"I am not 98 or 99 years old, as the profile indicates; but I put that in to drive away those who want a purported “master” in his 20s. I am NOT about “play” or “roles” (and you dare not ask me about those who think they can “switch” or who “started as a submissive and became a dom.” This is about LIFE not about games. Please understand that if you contact me."
Ummm, correct me if i'm wrong here.. but wouldn't doing something such as putting your real age in your profile accomplish the same thing? If someone is looking for a 20's dom and you're like 50 or so putting that age on your profile does the trick i'd think.. Eh.
Anyway, this cat has done it all! He's a world traveler and a professional gambler and has co-owned several dungeons but rarely (if ever) scenes in public. (Cause he's like into the LIFESTYLE, not a game, yanno?) He owns, manages, operates, buys, sells, and develops casinos all over the world. Of course this high profile lifestyle is the reason his head is chopped off in the grainy photo in the profile.
Now I feel almost duty bound to point out that someone who actually "owns" a casino would be a multi-millionaire since that's rather what they cost. I can assure you the lifestyle of someone such as a casino owner doers not include time for collarme, and the propects for someone to be his slave are WAY more plentiful than posting an anonymous ad on the internet.. But i'll refrain from doing so. *Sweet smile*
Now wait, i'm not saying you HAVE to have a lot of money to find a submissive, but come on.
"I am Euro-classical style master, trainer, mentor...which is VASTLY different from online silliness, ANY kind of roles or "playing" anything or even traditional BDSM"
This guy even goes on to compare himself to a 1940's type gangster. But umm, don't those folks who put all this stock in err "traditional BDSM" or "The old ways" point right TO the uh, "European style" as it were?
Yeah I get it, DeSade was French and Masoch was German... But from reading some of these profiles of these so called traditionalists, it's not much of a stretch for me to believe they are more inspired by Mengele.
Have you ever been at a bar or any place and someone threatened to shove some random object up someone's ass? *clicks tongue*
Yeah, it seems a football (soccer) team from Wales was in the middle of an end-of-season party and a player got a pool cue shoved right up the bum...Check it out...
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/909800/end-of-season-party-is-pain-in-the-backside?cc=5901
This is truly one of those times where nothing more need be said.. Err, RACK folks, RACK.. LOL.
Here's one i'm not sure if it's a put on or not, but it's from someone who joined the site on 3-21-11 and appears to be a profile maintained and/or monitored by the dom who is named in her profile. This is a 20 female submissive in Nevada and well, here's a couple of paragraphs of her latest journal entry.
I mentioned the date she joined because she has a lot of journal entries dated to the day after she joined.
"The last time I saw my owner he beat the fuck out of me, I was literally scared,crying and broken after wards, I didn't want him to touch me or be around me but he forced me to talk and explain how I felt. I didnt even try to move away at the end, I just kind of let my body go limp and started crying because I realized there was nothing I could do.
I was crying because I now realize how easy it is for him to hurt me, I knew that it was my actions that caused the punishments but it was more then I expected...I also cried because I had just undergone a surgery that I believe was my fault and I regret every single day."
Now this journal entry goes on to talk about how happy she is and that sort of thing, after which it turns sexual. I'm really only wondering if this is just some guy with a control fantasy and this person does not exist, or if this is on the level. Reading the profile of the dom she mentions makes me believe it's the former. (Or perhaps I should say hope, rather than believe...)
Woooot! I done made someone's blacklist of fakes again... Yay me! Sublisa007 has a blacklist on umm, her profile and your's truly was named along with several others. A little research has revealed this Sublisa007 person was also subbeth0019 that I mentioned here a couple of months ago..(Jan 17th, 2011 entry)
What sort of research you ask? Ah, nothing sinister I assure you.. It's just that that person when adding the names for his blacklist did so in link style. If you float your cursor over some of these links it's rather like doing the same with messages without opening them..
In one such link, this person's yahoo addy is included and that addy includes the word beth and the number 19.... Hmmmmmmmmm... *giggle*.. Err, and both are 19 and in texas.. YOU make the call!
This even gets better, this same person is also using the name rebeccaannL..(and messaged me) also 19 from texas...and the profile is yet another blacklist profile with the names in link style. Tsk tsk... Here, check out this little exchange.
"rebeccaannL on 4/24/11 at 5:38 PM:
hi my name is becki you are beautiful i am uncollared seekin g to be owned
UltimateDomme on 4/24/11 at 5:41 PM:
I thought it was lisa... or was it beth? is your yahoo addy still Xxxxxxxxxx?
rebeccaannL on 4/24/11 at 5:43 PM:
yes my full name is elizabeth my frinds call me either lisa, beth, becki"
Oh come on now!
Let's pile some more evidence on this heap before we send it to the jury.. Here's the first message I got from sublisa007
"sublisa007 on 4/17/11 at 5:52 AM:
hi my name is lisa i a seeking to be be owned"
In the words of the immortal Kelly Bundy... "The prostitution rests"
Ahhh yes, something has come to my attention via the browsing of profiles.. It seems that the bitch is in actuality doing anything she can to get your money.. Yep yep yep..
I was looking for the lulz and this profile of a 51 male slave from Florida appeared on my screen. It has a cute picture of a squirrel holding the bars on a cage as the profile picture.. The profile itself is largely a rant about those financial cunts.. He posted a journal entry on 1-18-11 with a compiled list of some of these financial cunts, and their scam..
Errrr.. And included in this list is....
"UltimateDomme: She will try anything to get your money."
Now i've been accused of a lot of shit but never this.. LOL.
But hey, this was posted 3 months ago.. How come none of you told me about this? *giggle*
I got a message from someone who spoke of what I said in my last entry re: suspending disbelief. He said that while he agreed if someone's profile seems too out there it's a good bet there's a reason for it, there are times when you probably have to suspend disbelief within the BDSM scene. He mentions in specific when you're with a professional dominatrix.
Yeah, I agree with that if you really want the illusion of actually serving someone. If not, the reality is the Pro Domme is working for you and you actually have called the shots in much the same way as if you've negotiated a scene at a BDSM club. So yeah, that's a good place to suspend disbelief.
I'm sure there are other places as well, such as in roleplays or when there's a contract involved... But definitely not when you're reading someone's profile.
Here's one that is kind of cute... A 21 female submissive in Minnesota.
"ok, so like incase anyone is wondering
my very first exposure to this world was watching jerry springer
on this show was a woman in these awesome boots like laced up to her knees and this girl who was on her knees licking those boots"
Ahhhhhhhh, and you thought Jerry Springer was like just for lowbrow entertainment?
And finally, here's a 33 dominant in the UK and along with the usual "I'm the real deal", and all that sort of stuff, we find this paragraph in the middle of his profile.
"After my slaves have proved themselves as true genuine masochists. After a long period at least one year or so. Then i may reward them with using them for a special honour of being a sacrifice at one of my private discret parties."
A sacrifice at one of his private discreet parties. The optimist in me wants to say that when he says sacrifice he means the guest bunny at a gangbanging or something like that... But there's this earlier on in his profile..
"Torture toys will be used by me or my friends at my very discreet premises. This is real and so i expect real slaves. You should expect once you give to me you will not have limits."
Hmm, so you're already gonna be getting passed around to his friends, can this cat really be talking about an actual sacrifice? Hmm.
Well, on the bright side I think we can be pretty sure this dude has never been with a real person in this capacity but i'm gonna keep this profile favorited.. just to see, eh?
Enough for now..
Ah okay then, here's a profile I read and went... "Brilliant!"
This is a 35 female dominant from Pennsylvania.
"In your email, tell me what I WON"T like; repeat tell me what I WILL NOT like about you. i.e. I am married, I'm 5'0", I don't have a job, etc. I'll find out eventually, right? There's no sense hiding it from me. Who knows, I may even be touched by your honesty."
Here's an innovative twist on the typical "don't you fuckin' lie to me" a lot of people put in their profiles. It's more like, "Tell ya what, instead of mucking about with all that getting to know each other nonsense, and me finding out you're a lying piece of shit later on, just gimme the dirt right up front and we'll see what happens."
I like it, I really do. In her journals, she goes on to say something about all the messages she gets along those lines, if so I say good for her!
Eh, of course you KNOW she's going to get her share of "Well, I have this bad habit that I need to be disciplined for" messages as well.
Think about it, how many of you have been lied to and the lie itself wasn't of real consequence other than the fact you WERE lied to? You know, something that if you'd have been told up front, wouldn't have made a difference?
Here's one i've had on my favorites list for a while, and to this point haven't pulled the proverbial trigger but I tell you all this profile never gets any less funny each time I read it.
This is a 98 dominant from "several states" and Nevada.
Err yeah that's right.. he's put 98 on his profile... AND gives a reason why he's done so...
"I am not 98 or 99 years old, as the profile indicates; but I put that in to drive away those who want a purported “master” in his 20s. I am NOT about “play” or “roles” (and you dare not ask me about those who think they can “switch” or who “started as a submissive and became a dom.” This is about LIFE not about games. Please understand that if you contact me."
Ummm, correct me if i'm wrong here.. but wouldn't doing something such as putting your real age in your profile accomplish the same thing? If someone is looking for a 20's dom and you're like 50 or so putting that age on your profile does the trick i'd think.. Eh.
Anyway, this cat has done it all! He's a world traveler and a professional gambler and has co-owned several dungeons but rarely (if ever) scenes in public. (Cause he's like into the LIFESTYLE, not a game, yanno?) He owns, manages, operates, buys, sells, and develops casinos all over the world. Of course this high profile lifestyle is the reason his head is chopped off in the grainy photo in the profile.
Now I feel almost duty bound to point out that someone who actually "owns" a casino would be a multi-millionaire since that's rather what they cost. I can assure you the lifestyle of someone such as a casino owner doers not include time for collarme, and the propects for someone to be his slave are WAY more plentiful than posting an anonymous ad on the internet.. But i'll refrain from doing so. *Sweet smile*
Now wait, i'm not saying you HAVE to have a lot of money to find a submissive, but come on.
"I am Euro-classical style master, trainer, mentor...which is VASTLY different from online silliness, ANY kind of roles or "playing" anything or even traditional BDSM"
This guy even goes on to compare himself to a 1940's type gangster. But umm, don't those folks who put all this stock in err "traditional BDSM" or "The old ways" point right TO the uh, "European style" as it were?
Yeah I get it, DeSade was French and Masoch was German... But from reading some of these profiles of these so called traditionalists, it's not much of a stretch for me to believe they are more inspired by Mengele.
Have you ever been at a bar or any place and someone threatened to shove some random object up someone's ass? *clicks tongue*
Yeah, it seems a football (soccer) team from Wales was in the middle of an end-of-season party and a player got a pool cue shoved right up the bum...Check it out...
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/909800/end-of-season-party-is-pain-in-the-backside?cc=5901
This is truly one of those times where nothing more need be said.. Err, RACK folks, RACK.. LOL.
Here's one i'm not sure if it's a put on or not, but it's from someone who joined the site on 3-21-11 and appears to be a profile maintained and/or monitored by the dom who is named in her profile. This is a 20 female submissive in Nevada and well, here's a couple of paragraphs of her latest journal entry.
I mentioned the date she joined because she has a lot of journal entries dated to the day after she joined.
"The last time I saw my owner he beat the fuck out of me, I was literally scared,crying and broken after wards, I didn't want him to touch me or be around me but he forced me to talk and explain how I felt. I didnt even try to move away at the end, I just kind of let my body go limp and started crying because I realized there was nothing I could do.
I was crying because I now realize how easy it is for him to hurt me, I knew that it was my actions that caused the punishments but it was more then I expected...I also cried because I had just undergone a surgery that I believe was my fault and I regret every single day."
Now this journal entry goes on to talk about how happy she is and that sort of thing, after which it turns sexual. I'm really only wondering if this is just some guy with a control fantasy and this person does not exist, or if this is on the level. Reading the profile of the dom she mentions makes me believe it's the former. (Or perhaps I should say hope, rather than believe...)
Woooot! I done made someone's blacklist of fakes again... Yay me! Sublisa007 has a blacklist on umm, her profile and your's truly was named along with several others. A little research has revealed this Sublisa007 person was also subbeth0019 that I mentioned here a couple of months ago..(Jan 17th, 2011 entry)
What sort of research you ask? Ah, nothing sinister I assure you.. It's just that that person when adding the names for his blacklist did so in link style. If you float your cursor over some of these links it's rather like doing the same with messages without opening them..
In one such link, this person's yahoo addy is included and that addy includes the word beth and the number 19.... Hmmmmmmmmm... *giggle*.. Err, and both are 19 and in texas.. YOU make the call!
This even gets better, this same person is also using the name rebeccaannL..(and messaged me) also 19 from texas...and the profile is yet another blacklist profile with the names in link style. Tsk tsk... Here, check out this little exchange.
"rebeccaannL on 4/24/11 at 5:38 PM:
hi my name is becki you are beautiful i am uncollared seekin g to be owned
UltimateDomme on 4/24/11 at 5:41 PM:
I thought it was lisa... or was it beth? is your yahoo addy still Xxxxxxxxxx?
rebeccaannL on 4/24/11 at 5:43 PM:
yes my full name is elizabeth my frinds call me either lisa, beth, becki"
Oh come on now!
Let's pile some more evidence on this heap before we send it to the jury.. Here's the first message I got from sublisa007
"sublisa007 on 4/17/11 at 5:52 AM:
hi my name is lisa i a seeking to be be owned"
In the words of the immortal Kelly Bundy... "The prostitution rests"
Ahhh yes, something has come to my attention via the browsing of profiles.. It seems that the bitch is in actuality doing anything she can to get your money.. Yep yep yep..
I was looking for the lulz and this profile of a 51 male slave from Florida appeared on my screen. It has a cute picture of a squirrel holding the bars on a cage as the profile picture.. The profile itself is largely a rant about those financial cunts.. He posted a journal entry on 1-18-11 with a compiled list of some of these financial cunts, and their scam..
Errrr.. And included in this list is....
"UltimateDomme: She will try anything to get your money."
Now i've been accused of a lot of shit but never this.. LOL.
But hey, this was posted 3 months ago.. How come none of you told me about this? *giggle*
I got a message from someone who spoke of what I said in my last entry re: suspending disbelief. He said that while he agreed if someone's profile seems too out there it's a good bet there's a reason for it, there are times when you probably have to suspend disbelief within the BDSM scene. He mentions in specific when you're with a professional dominatrix.
Yeah, I agree with that if you really want the illusion of actually serving someone. If not, the reality is the Pro Domme is working for you and you actually have called the shots in much the same way as if you've negotiated a scene at a BDSM club. So yeah, that's a good place to suspend disbelief.
I'm sure there are other places as well, such as in roleplays or when there's a contract involved... But definitely not when you're reading someone's profile.
Here's one that is kind of cute... A 21 female submissive in Minnesota.
"ok, so like incase anyone is wondering
my very first exposure to this world was watching jerry springer
on this show was a woman in these awesome boots like laced up to her knees and this girl who was on her knees licking those boots"
Ahhhhhhhh, and you thought Jerry Springer was like just for lowbrow entertainment?
And finally, here's a 33 dominant in the UK and along with the usual "I'm the real deal", and all that sort of stuff, we find this paragraph in the middle of his profile.
"After my slaves have proved themselves as true genuine masochists. After a long period at least one year or so. Then i may reward them with using them for a special honour of being a sacrifice at one of my private discret parties."
A sacrifice at one of his private discreet parties. The optimist in me wants to say that when he says sacrifice he means the guest bunny at a gangbanging or something like that... But there's this earlier on in his profile..
"Torture toys will be used by me or my friends at my very discreet premises. This is real and so i expect real slaves. You should expect once you give to me you will not have limits."
Hmm, so you're already gonna be getting passed around to his friends, can this cat really be talking about an actual sacrifice? Hmm.
Well, on the bright side I think we can be pretty sure this dude has never been with a real person in this capacity but i'm gonna keep this profile favorited.. just to see, eh?
Enough for now..
Sunday, April 10, 2011
4-10-11
I know, it's been a long time since i've posted and you've all been eagerly waiting for more.. Errrr you HAVE, right?
Um okay then, it's not that I was running out of shit to post really, but it's gotten to the point where i'm looking at the same profile but written in different ways. We've all seen that profile many times, it's the one that is so unrealistic the only people who could ever take it seriously should have "victim" tattooed on their forehead.
Such as, I favorited one profile that I was going to use here because it said something about how sexually driven his slave would be.. then went on to state that he'd remove their labia, hood, and clitoris to make them a better slave. Errr, yeah that'll go a long way toward keeping some girl sexually driven, huh? Nothing like a little desensitizing multilation to bring out that sex drive, eh?
Well, the guy starts messaging me and then followed a long exchange that ended with me being blocked *giggle* and me writing up what amounted to an entire blog post just on this one asshole. Not that it wasn't funny, it was in fact hilarious but I decided not to post it because really it was nothing new. I could post it now but he's since changed his profile to take out the funniest shit, but what's the point?. I'll just keep what I wrote... Just because, yanno?
So I start asking myself if i'm holding off posting something because it wasn't new.. Where the fuck do I go from here?
Eh, I have no fucking idea so we'll just muddle about and see what happens.. Translation: Who cares if the shit is new as long as it's funny.
Right then, here's something that really needs to be placed in the category of things that should not have to be said, ever..
This is from the profile of a 51 dominant in Ohio..
"The last decision you will make is when you decide to become my slave. Before you make that decision, you will know what it is that I will do to and with you including that I am not into subjecting my slave to death or serious injury."
You know on the surface it's probably comforting to know this guy isn't into subjecting his slave to death, wouldn't you say? But errr, is it just me but doesn't it just seem that if someone feels to need to state this up front this is likely someone you shouldn't want anywhere near you?
Actually in my opinion if you have to for any reason suspend disbelief when viewing someone's profile there should be red flags waving, lights flashing, sirens blaring and all sorts of other warning signs happening inside your head.
As for the above person, other than that one line his profile is basically the typical profile of that type. It has the usual castle realm shit in the journals and several pics from the net of women in various poses and what have you.. along with the sunglasses picture. I'm not saying this guy is a whack job or anything like that.. but that one line in his profile just makes me wonder..
I've very nearly put a disclaimer in my profile that says that it is a joke profile, very nearly.. Umm, until I remembered that the most fun I have with the UltimateDomme profile are with the people who read the profile and don't get it. It's really pretty sick that there have been as many people and there have who have had the intended humor go over their head.
Heh, and then there are the people who for whatever reason are offended by my profile..
Such as this 52 trans switch from *giggle* Mississippi who recently sent me the following message.
"I can not believe you are still playing this game..and it is just a stupid parody....get the hell off this web site if you are not serious...."
Oh but I AM serious about my humor. If the ratio of the positive vs. the negative messages i've gotten and continue to get weren't something along the order of 99-1 i'd probably say to myself, "gee, this shit ain't going over so well." And i'd disappear into the ash heap of history.
But since this isn't the case i'll simply continue on with with i'm doing, have fun doing it, and advise you that if you don't like the fucking thing, don't read it.. hide my profile so that I don't even show up when you're browsing for those "psydo-lesbian lovers" <-- His words... you're seeking.
Ah, now I want to say a few words about the MsStrict77/MistressGaby saga. Some of you will remember in January I put on my profile that they both belonged to me and anyone who wanted to use them need only send me a message. (As a point of interest I got a TON of requests.. Fuck!)
Lemme splain to ya how and why that happened. When I first started this profile I commented that I was considering telling those who read my profile and still asked to "join my house" to put that in their profile. I didn't do so because I naively said the stupid need to be protected, not exploited.
Ah, in the middle of September I had an exchange with MsStrict during which I called him an idiot and even posted on this blog about that exchange..
Right then, in January this MsStrict person messages me AGAIN flirting and what have you..I was in a feisty mood at that time so I took a different approach and within 5 messages MsStrict agreed to be mine. Now, upon further exploration it became revealed that even though he knew I am not the person in that picture, he wanted to belong to me BECAUSE of that picture.. Yep, nevermind all else, it was the picture.
I'm not kidding ya... Now, he's already in the middle of something with this MistressGaby person so I had to take them as a package deal. Yeah okay, so i've got two all of a sudden. It got funny right away when the requests started coming in... mostly from men. (Ah, these two were billed as lesbians,. heh) I was like, "Fuck yeah, have at em.."
Eh, I was also getting more than a few messages from people warning me they were not who they said they were which was pretty funny really.
Anyway, after about a week of me playing air traffic controller.. "Ah roger, you're cleared to use mistressgaby.. Follow the dom on final..." gaby decides she wants to send me a "proof picture". I told her not once, not twice, but three times I did not want said picture but she insisted...
The picture I got was a pathetic photoshop and this is when the funny part for me got started.. It turns out mistressgaby is in fact a crossdresser called MaidAlice and I will say Maidalice had a pretty nice body.... passable on that score, but not in the face.
Eh, this idiot went totally out of his way to get caught.. So I of course sent him packing.. Not for being fake, I already KNEW that.. But for being Stoooooooopit..
MsStrict followed shortly after, when I kicked her to the curb for not doing as she was told. Now, to specify, she was told that she was to do anything she was asked to do within her hard limits, by the people that were given permission to use her, yes yes? Right then, someone asked for a revealing pic and this was refused, so out the door she went.
We had one more conversation on Yahoo where I told her that I was aware she was a guy since September. Of course she denied it so I asked for a picture of her holding a local newspaper.
MsStrict hasn't logged on since then (1-31-11) and MistressGaby's profile either no longer exists or is hidden.. MaidAlice is also gone...
Oh, i'm pretty sure they're both still around with new names.. hehehe.. As a matter of fact gaby is now using the name Sexysecretary and actually messaged me. It took me two messages to recognize his distinctive typing style, but he of course denied it.... lol. I won't even mention that a tineye search on the pictures in his profile reveals that they are all over the internet. Shhhhhhhhhhh don't tell!
This is clearly a case of someone getting smacked REAL hard with the stoopid stick.
So, that's how and why it happened... Just me minding my own business and the lulz falling right into my lap.
This next profile, I had to read several times. At first glance I will say that something I could not quite put my finger on seemed .. errr off... Anyway, this is a 42/24 Dom/Domme couple in North Dakota and have a poly house.. Errr.. okay here's the first paragraph of this profile.. But this one also goes into the category of things that need not be said.
"I am the head of a polyamorous house. The dynamics of the house are as follows, Xxxxxx (my wife) is a Domme/Mistress, I am a Dom/Master. We have a sub (xxxx) and a slave (Xxxx, who by the way is transgendered). We have 2 wonderfull kids that come first before anyone one, who are vanilla but are used to us being poly."
Okay, so his wife is 24 and they have two kids.. I got that, no problem.. They come first before anyone, fantastic.. good attitude about the kids.. they are vanilla..
FREEZE!!!
Ummm, you really felt the need to mention in your profile that your kids are vanilla? Eh, if your wife is 24 the kids can't be much older than toddlers.. No, seriously why is this even mentioned?
Come on man!!
Okay, i'd really like to know the identity of the first person to put this in their CollarMe profile.. If for nothing else than to know who it is that really needs a swift kick in the posterior region.
"Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this"
I suspect this particular disclaimer was done in response to some study that was done by the University of Sydney... I've seen this mentioned in some of those disclaimers..
But ummm... Folks.. Errrr.. You do know Collarme is an anonymous site, yes? By anonymous I mean that when you sign on you are not required to give any information about yourself.In fact you don't even have to have an account on CM to browse profiles. Any information that you DO give is for profile purposes and is totally voluntary.. You don't have to tell the truth in this information.. (But we know that no one would actually lie about those things, right?)
That means any words in your profile/journal are also voluntary...
So tell me, how can there be a violation of your PRIVACY on a site where no expectation of said privacy is present or implied aside from the fact you don't have to tell anything about yourself?
To all of you who have this in their profile... Bitch, please!
I swear I think Geraldo Rivera is actively campaigning for a Darwin Award. Did you see that video of him with the Lybian rebels? Wellllllll... He's in this pickup truck with his cameraman and a few of the rebels and all of a sudden the shooting starts.
.
We see Geraldo getting out of the back of this truck.. and then he stoops down and starts to scoot away from the truck... still holding his microphone, yelling into it.. Gotta report the human drama, yes?
Yeah uh, a few seconds later we see that he scooted to about 20 or so feet away from the truck... OUT IN THE FUCKING OPEN!! Uhh, i'm no military mastermind or anything like that but when the shooting starts the place to be is on the other side of the fucking truck so that the person who wants to pop you a new asshole in the middle of your forehead has a bit of trouble doing so because of that hunk of steel you're hiding behind.
Shit, even the people with the guns to shoot back at them are taking refuge.. That tell you something?
Eh, enough for now.. I may not post all that often but as I said last time, i'm still around. watching...waiting...
Um okay then, it's not that I was running out of shit to post really, but it's gotten to the point where i'm looking at the same profile but written in different ways. We've all seen that profile many times, it's the one that is so unrealistic the only people who could ever take it seriously should have "victim" tattooed on their forehead.
Such as, I favorited one profile that I was going to use here because it said something about how sexually driven his slave would be.. then went on to state that he'd remove their labia, hood, and clitoris to make them a better slave. Errr, yeah that'll go a long way toward keeping some girl sexually driven, huh? Nothing like a little desensitizing multilation to bring out that sex drive, eh?
Well, the guy starts messaging me and then followed a long exchange that ended with me being blocked *giggle* and me writing up what amounted to an entire blog post just on this one asshole. Not that it wasn't funny, it was in fact hilarious but I decided not to post it because really it was nothing new. I could post it now but he's since changed his profile to take out the funniest shit, but what's the point?. I'll just keep what I wrote... Just because, yanno?
So I start asking myself if i'm holding off posting something because it wasn't new.. Where the fuck do I go from here?
Eh, I have no fucking idea so we'll just muddle about and see what happens.. Translation: Who cares if the shit is new as long as it's funny.
Right then, here's something that really needs to be placed in the category of things that should not have to be said, ever..
This is from the profile of a 51 dominant in Ohio..
"The last decision you will make is when you decide to become my slave. Before you make that decision, you will know what it is that I will do to and with you including that I am not into subjecting my slave to death or serious injury."
You know on the surface it's probably comforting to know this guy isn't into subjecting his slave to death, wouldn't you say? But errr, is it just me but doesn't it just seem that if someone feels to need to state this up front this is likely someone you shouldn't want anywhere near you?
Actually in my opinion if you have to for any reason suspend disbelief when viewing someone's profile there should be red flags waving, lights flashing, sirens blaring and all sorts of other warning signs happening inside your head.
As for the above person, other than that one line his profile is basically the typical profile of that type. It has the usual castle realm shit in the journals and several pics from the net of women in various poses and what have you.. along with the sunglasses picture. I'm not saying this guy is a whack job or anything like that.. but that one line in his profile just makes me wonder..
I've very nearly put a disclaimer in my profile that says that it is a joke profile, very nearly.. Umm, until I remembered that the most fun I have with the UltimateDomme profile are with the people who read the profile and don't get it. It's really pretty sick that there have been as many people and there have who have had the intended humor go over their head.
Heh, and then there are the people who for whatever reason are offended by my profile..
Such as this 52 trans switch from *giggle* Mississippi who recently sent me the following message.
"I can not believe you are still playing this game..and it is just a stupid parody....get the hell off this web site if you are not serious...."
Oh but I AM serious about my humor. If the ratio of the positive vs. the negative messages i've gotten and continue to get weren't something along the order of 99-1 i'd probably say to myself, "gee, this shit ain't going over so well." And i'd disappear into the ash heap of history.
But since this isn't the case i'll simply continue on with with i'm doing, have fun doing it, and advise you that if you don't like the fucking thing, don't read it.. hide my profile so that I don't even show up when you're browsing for those "psydo-lesbian lovers" <-- His words... you're seeking.
Ah, now I want to say a few words about the MsStrict77/MistressGaby saga. Some of you will remember in January I put on my profile that they both belonged to me and anyone who wanted to use them need only send me a message. (As a point of interest I got a TON of requests.. Fuck!)
Lemme splain to ya how and why that happened. When I first started this profile I commented that I was considering telling those who read my profile and still asked to "join my house" to put that in their profile. I didn't do so because I naively said the stupid need to be protected, not exploited.
Ah, in the middle of September I had an exchange with MsStrict during which I called him an idiot and even posted on this blog about that exchange..
Right then, in January this MsStrict person messages me AGAIN flirting and what have you..I was in a feisty mood at that time so I took a different approach and within 5 messages MsStrict agreed to be mine. Now, upon further exploration it became revealed that even though he knew I am not the person in that picture, he wanted to belong to me BECAUSE of that picture.. Yep, nevermind all else, it was the picture.
I'm not kidding ya... Now, he's already in the middle of something with this MistressGaby person so I had to take them as a package deal. Yeah okay, so i've got two all of a sudden. It got funny right away when the requests started coming in... mostly from men. (Ah, these two were billed as lesbians,. heh) I was like, "Fuck yeah, have at em.."
Eh, I was also getting more than a few messages from people warning me they were not who they said they were which was pretty funny really.
Anyway, after about a week of me playing air traffic controller.. "Ah roger, you're cleared to use mistressgaby.. Follow the dom on final..." gaby decides she wants to send me a "proof picture". I told her not once, not twice, but three times I did not want said picture but she insisted...
The picture I got was a pathetic photoshop and this is when the funny part for me got started.. It turns out mistressgaby is in fact a crossdresser called MaidAlice and I will say Maidalice had a pretty nice body.... passable on that score, but not in the face.
Eh, this idiot went totally out of his way to get caught.. So I of course sent him packing.. Not for being fake, I already KNEW that.. But for being Stoooooooopit..
MsStrict followed shortly after, when I kicked her to the curb for not doing as she was told. Now, to specify, she was told that she was to do anything she was asked to do within her hard limits, by the people that were given permission to use her, yes yes? Right then, someone asked for a revealing pic and this was refused, so out the door she went.
We had one more conversation on Yahoo where I told her that I was aware she was a guy since September. Of course she denied it so I asked for a picture of her holding a local newspaper.
MsStrict hasn't logged on since then (1-31-11) and MistressGaby's profile either no longer exists or is hidden.. MaidAlice is also gone...
Oh, i'm pretty sure they're both still around with new names.. hehehe.. As a matter of fact gaby is now using the name Sexysecretary and actually messaged me. It took me two messages to recognize his distinctive typing style, but he of course denied it.... lol. I won't even mention that a tineye search on the pictures in his profile reveals that they are all over the internet. Shhhhhhhhhhh don't tell!
This is clearly a case of someone getting smacked REAL hard with the stoopid stick.
So, that's how and why it happened... Just me minding my own business and the lulz falling right into my lap.
This next profile, I had to read several times. At first glance I will say that something I could not quite put my finger on seemed .. errr off... Anyway, this is a 42/24 Dom/Domme couple in North Dakota and have a poly house.. Errr.. okay here's the first paragraph of this profile.. But this one also goes into the category of things that need not be said.
"I am the head of a polyamorous house. The dynamics of the house are as follows, Xxxxxx (my wife) is a Domme/Mistress, I am a Dom/Master. We have a sub (xxxx) and a slave (Xxxx, who by the way is transgendered). We have 2 wonderfull kids that come first before anyone one, who are vanilla but are used to us being poly."
Okay, so his wife is 24 and they have two kids.. I got that, no problem.. They come first before anyone, fantastic.. good attitude about the kids.. they are vanilla..
FREEZE!!!
Ummm, you really felt the need to mention in your profile that your kids are vanilla? Eh, if your wife is 24 the kids can't be much older than toddlers.. No, seriously why is this even mentioned?
Come on man!!
Okay, i'd really like to know the identity of the first person to put this in their CollarMe profile.. If for nothing else than to know who it is that really needs a swift kick in the posterior region.
"Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this"
I suspect this particular disclaimer was done in response to some study that was done by the University of Sydney... I've seen this mentioned in some of those disclaimers..
But ummm... Folks.. Errrr.. You do know Collarme is an anonymous site, yes? By anonymous I mean that when you sign on you are not required to give any information about yourself.In fact you don't even have to have an account on CM to browse profiles. Any information that you DO give is for profile purposes and is totally voluntary.. You don't have to tell the truth in this information.. (But we know that no one would actually lie about those things, right?)
That means any words in your profile/journal are also voluntary...
So tell me, how can there be a violation of your PRIVACY on a site where no expectation of said privacy is present or implied aside from the fact you don't have to tell anything about yourself?
To all of you who have this in their profile... Bitch, please!
I swear I think Geraldo Rivera is actively campaigning for a Darwin Award. Did you see that video of him with the Lybian rebels? Wellllllll... He's in this pickup truck with his cameraman and a few of the rebels and all of a sudden the shooting starts.
.
We see Geraldo getting out of the back of this truck.. and then he stoops down and starts to scoot away from the truck... still holding his microphone, yelling into it.. Gotta report the human drama, yes?
Yeah uh, a few seconds later we see that he scooted to about 20 or so feet away from the truck... OUT IN THE FUCKING OPEN!! Uhh, i'm no military mastermind or anything like that but when the shooting starts the place to be is on the other side of the fucking truck so that the person who wants to pop you a new asshole in the middle of your forehead has a bit of trouble doing so because of that hunk of steel you're hiding behind.
Shit, even the people with the guns to shoot back at them are taking refuge.. That tell you something?
Eh, enough for now.. I may not post all that often but as I said last time, i'm still around. watching...waiting...
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