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Oh shit, it seems i've struck a nerve with my last post. No, not what you think.. I've not experienced any fallout from posting about that alphacharlie shitbag... No, i've been catching shit about what I said about switches, or more specifically, "non lifestylers".
One person in particular messaged me to say my opinion about switches is seriously fucked up because there are very few "true" switches who actually react to those around them, but most are the sort that simply go which way the wind blows and are not real lifestylers.
Now, for some reason this individual blocked me from replying so I couldn't do so.. But i'll say plenty right here.
Right then, some people simply like the idea of BDSM and aren't into the "lifestyle" and see it as a sex game.. Yeah, that's a fact. Errr, so what?.. You don't have to have attended umpteen classes and demos to be able to enjoy many BDSM activities.. and do so in relative safety. I mean come on, how many classes must you attend to know when someone's limbs are turning blue the fucking ropes are too damned tight? (Although it's never a bad idea to attend such classes if they are available in your area.)
What i'd like to know from some of you who complain about people dissing the lifetstyle by not doing or being such and such.. Exactly how does that affect YOU? When someone such as Glenn Marcus and his court case hits the public news, BDSM as a whole gets a black eye because of how extreme he was. THAT affects you because it's been made public.
If you don't know anything about the Glenn Marcus case, the particulars can be found on the web, just type that name into your search engine.
"But they give us REAL lifestylers a bad name."
Uh huh, and how is that? You want to hear a painful truth? Those people who only do BDSM as a game are rather on the mainstream side of things.. the "lifestyers" are the ones who give BDSM a bad name if anyone does. (Oh fuck, I done went and said it..) But really, some of you "true lifestylers" or whatever are some really fucked up people. SOME of you, I said!! Not all *laughing*.. You know the sort of maladjusted whack job i'm speaking of.
But when someone only thinks of BDSM as a fun activity and is not involved in the "lifestyle" or believes in high protocol and all that other shit, it doesn't affect you at ALL... Unless of course you try to hit on them with your line of shit and they don't go for it. *shrug*
So really, if someone sees BDSM as just another way to get off or whatever... and likes both beating someone's ass and getting their ass beat, fuck it.. more power to them is what I say... If their limits are silk scarves in the bedroom, why do you care?
To the person who messaged me and then blocked me so I could not reply... Umm, fuck you.
Eh, let me tweak some more noses. Financial, and professional domination. I've seen many profiles where they lump both of these two into the same category, scams.
A professional domme is not a scam (Well, at least the ones who actually DO give sessions.) While the idea is something many people feel is something very similiar to prostitution, it's not a scam when you DO get the session in exchange for your money. Most professional dommes do not include sex in the sessions because then it WOULD be prostitution. Not to mention, most (real) professional dommes are quite aware of the sort of service they provide and treat you the sub as a client, a buisness transaction.
Now if I were in the market for a professional domme, I would see the profiles of some of the so called pros on CM, the ones I mean are the ones who have a list of the sort of things they like doing... etc.(Not to mention criteria as if they are REALLY going to be your domme.) I wouldn't give a flying fuck what she LIKED doing... I would be more interested in what she was GOOD at doing. People pay for these sessions to get what they want... A true case of role reversal seeing that it is not about what the Domme wants in the case of a professional.
I think most of them are slime, but I could not call financial domination a scam either. If you look at the profile of any financial domme on CM you will be promised nothing at all for your money. The entire idea is you are being "dominated" by giving your money to someone.
Here's a profile of one such "financial domme".. a 28 female dominant in the UK
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"Superior findom here. If you pathetic little bitches want to get my attention then tribute me. If you have no money then you are worthless to me, so fuck off.
I am never going to meet you (eww eww ewwwwww), so don't get even your hopes up.
You will send me money, and in return you will be ignored. I'm spoiled and if you don't like it you can piss off!
I have more pictures to prove myself, but you have to earn them.
I will NOT go on camera for you.
I can send you my used shoes and clothes if you tribute me enough."
Seems clear to me, send money to be ignored.. This one contradicts herself by saying you need to tribute her to get her attention then goes on to say you'd be ignored in return for your tributes. Anyway, what can you expect in return when you send this cunt "tribute"?
Granted, 99% of the "financial dommes" on CM are not what they appear to be on the pictures in their profile. I've run many photos through Tineye and have seen many matches using that cute little plugin. So in that way, it's rather a scam because it's not really that hot little 21 year old princess you're giving your money to.
But even then, it's no one's fault but the person who is sending the money. No one is making you do it. Seriously, if you want to give your money away so that someone else can have a better life, I can suggest many worthy charities where someone other than the "pamper me" cunts on CM get the benefit of that cash you want to give away. As far as CM goes, report these cunts.
Tineye is a neat little (and free) browser plugin that allows you to check any photo against their database. Just right click that photo and select "search image on Tineye" and it goes to work. It can be found at tineye.com
This profile just makes me giggle.. I've been watching it for awhile now.
This is a 54 lesbian submissive in the UK. (Interestingly enough, a post op M2F TS).. Check this out.
"i have come to the conclusion, there isn't one real Domme/Mistress on here, all fakes or time wasters or gameplayers, why do they ruin this site, such a shame tut!!
I HAVE 120 DOMMES BLOCKED SO FAR !! AND RISING DAILY... "
She came to this "conclusion" last summer with her former profile, but then it was a list of dommes who were either fake, a time waster, or whatever. As a point of interest your's truly was on her list as a time waster and weak (MstressAriel that is). Ah, she also has a list in a journal entry on her current profile.
I've been watching this profile and seeing that number of blocked dommes climb higher and higher.. Yet even having come to the conclusion that there are no real dommes on CM, she remains on the site.... What we have here is someone who simply likes to complain. As a point of interest, her profile last summer was one of those "I've leaving the site on X day.."
Here's a 60 dominant in Tennessee and he has a bit of a problem with people who delete messages without reading them.
"I do not often write here, but some venting is well in order. You write messages, attach a photo, even when you have photos on your profile, and alas, they are completely ignored or deleted without even having the faintest of courtesy as to even read what you have written. Not every message from every person is a "slam" or "list of demands". Maybe if some people took the time to "read" before they make indiscriminate catagorizations of people, mostly based solely on age, they might become a little more educated and find that everyone doesn't fall into set patterns and genres. Give it a try. Just open the message and read it before making an assumption of the content. You might find yourself amazed at what some of those messages really say."
I'm sorry, if someone has an age limit of those they wish to hear from.. That is their option and their right. You consider it rude when someone doesn't read your messages when they don't want someone your age? You speak of courtesy, the courteous thing to do is when you see someone with an age limit and you ain't in it,is to leave them the fuck alone... Believe me they are getting more than enough messages as it is.
Eh, this guy calls these age limits "indiscrimiate catagorizations". Right, there are many women on CM who do not want someone older than their father.. And why might we suppose they don't want someone that old? Could it possibly be then when she's in her sexual prime the guy older than her father is like 80 or so? There's nothing indiscriminate about that at all, people have criteria for a reason. You may not LIKE the reason, but who are you anyway?
In another journal, this guy complains of the same thing, but says the messages he sends may be encouragement or advice.
Right, first of all, not many people really need to know whether or not you like their profile, and giving unsolicited advice is really kind of stupid when you get down to it.
On the subject of messages deleted unread, here's what a 54 dominant in New Jersey thinks of them...
"It is just an observation but, if you are deleting your messages UNREAD, isn't that really the SAME THING as buying a lottery ticket and then just throwing it away BEFORE you ever check the numbers to see if you have actually won anything....do you see my point?"
Nope!
The difference is they actually bought the lottery ticket, whereas your messages were uninvited. A lot of people make good use of those mail controls available to everyone. Those who do not fall within their given criteria are sent to bulk. Personally, I check my bulk folder on occasion to clear it, meaning I delete the messages without reading them. If you're in someone's bulk folder it means they didn't want to hear from you in the first place... That means your message was unwanted. I'm sure there are other reasons for deleting messages unread... Ah, but messages can actually be read by moving your cursor over the name in the mail folder.. So some of those deleted unread messages may have in fact been read.
Here's one that leaves me scratching my head. This is an 18 female submissive from Pennsylvania.. And here's the first line of her profile.
"So, I'm new to the bdsm world but not new to this site."
Ummm... errr... don't you rather have that one backward? What..you've been hanging out on this site and one day you said to yourself, "hey, this BDSM shit seems pretty cool."
And one more then... this is a 31 lesbian dominant in Arizona... And this poor girl was born with that oh so devastating and all too common affliction of fake lesbians...being mute. Yes, being mute is quite rampant among the fake lesbian community and is yet another of the dangers of choosing this lifestyle. That's right, once you've chosen to go fake lesbian you could very well discover you've been born mute. Heh, won't that be a fucking shock?
"Apparently my being born mute is leading some people to believe i am a fake and a liar. I don't know how people like that can sleep at night, if anyone plans to message me and accuse me of such things, please just keep it to yourself, isn't it bad enough without being berated?"
That's just terrible! How can anyone be so mean as to call this person a fake and a liar given her congenital condition? Errr, I mean aside from the profile picture that is from a hairstylist's website? And not one in Arizona..
Okay. okay... I'll STFU for now..
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Note: This first bit isn't going to be funny..
Umm, this isn't one profile.. it's seven of them.. All seven of these profiles have the same name, the phonetic for the first and third letters of the alphabet..So just type in those two phonetic letters into that search username and you'll find all seven of this cat's profiles. *coughalphacharliecough*.. ahem.
Now, it's all the same person.. 5 of his profiles are a 27 dominant in Mississippi, the other two are 26 dominants in Arizona and California respectively.. You go down this list of profiles this dude has and you'll find they all have only one picture, in military fatigues and holding a rifle.. Uhhh, and it ain't all the same guy in these photos..
Right then.. the profiles pretty much all say the same damn thing..
"Females I am not here to debate, negotiate, or haggle with you. You are inferior to me. This Fact allows you two choices: accept your inferiority and behave accordingly, or life on in denial of your weakness. I have no patience or respect for those that choose the second option."
So let's see.. the photos show someone holding a rifle, and coupled with the above profile... The logical conclusion about this motherfucker jumps right out at you. He's got a little tiny penis and he's on CM overcompensating for it with all that, "you are inferior to me" bullshit. This should give you some indication of what kind of person this is.
Okay, maybe that first bit WAS a little funny.. but this next part removes any of the humor that may have been here.
I REALLY wanna unload on this piece of shit.. Remember a few months ago when I posted about someone using the photos of soldiers who were killed in the line of duty? Or rather, i'd seen it mentioned in a journal entry? Well... this is one such asshole.. I promised if I found out who was doing it i'd post it here. He's used the photo of a REAL man on three of his pathetic CM profiles. He uses three different photos and I was able to use tineye to identify one of them..
I won't tell you the identity of the soldier whose picture this is,(A little research and you can find out for yourself if you are so inclined) but I want to tell you about the man he was. He was a man with a degree and a cushy job waiting for him in the business world. Instead he joined the U.S. Army, became a Ranger and served four tours of duty, two in Afghanistan and two in Iraq. This was the sort of man one of his fellow Rangers said you wanted next to you at all times.... He was killed in Northern Iraq in 2007.
Folks, I don't see myself as a political person and i'm not going to give my opinion on the wars my country is involved in, but of the few things I've seen on CM that actually piss me off, this kind of shit is right there on the top of that list. The actual person in the photo deserves much better than to have his photo used by the sort of scum that is the CM user "alphacharlie"... Fuck it.. he added 1, 2, 3, 7, AC, and 07 to the alphacharlie part for his other 6 profiles.
I would love it if some of you people would send this bottom of the barrel dwelling scum a message and let him know just how low he is. You can tell him you read about it here if you'd like.. Now to be clear, i'm not suggesting you DO write this human turd or anything like that. *giggle* I assure you this asshole will have heard this from me by the time you read this..
"I'd love to tell you a story.
It's the story of a man who earned a dregree from Duke and had himself a nice job in the business world awaiting him. He chose instead to enlist in the U.S. Army and became an Ranger. the man served 4 tours of duty in the middle east and was killed in the line of duty in Northern Iraq in 2007.
I tell you this little story because the person i'm describing in the person you are using in this and two other of your pathetic profiles here on Collarme. The Man's name is Sgt...No, you don't deserve to know this MAN'S name. But you are a piece of shit using his photo for your games.
To use the photo of a MAN who gave his life in service to his country is not the act of the superior person you are trying to pass yourself off as... No, it's the act of a truly pathetic individual overcompensating for what i'm sure are many shortcomings.
Do the decent thing and at least remove the photos of that hero from your vile profiles."
That's the message your's truly sent him on 5-2-11 at 3:59PM CDT.. He read the message and did not reply... No fucking surprise there, eh?
Right, let me move on before I start getting all passionate and all that shit... heheh
So here we go... This is a 46 dominant in the UK and in his profile are gems like these...
"Please do not contact me if you are a fake or a time waster as this will make me very mad and i will come and find you."
Hehe, he will come find you if you're a fake.. best be careeeeeeeeeful!!
And then there's....
"I am a Registed Master no 141391 . I am willing to prove i,m genuin by phone or cam if you are too .I do not want to spends week chatting i,m looking for real meets and real people ."
Errr right, so he's a registered master and even has his registration number, Umm.. does the Slave Register also give UPCs to dominants? hmmm...
I suspect he's trying to pass this off and some sort of official designation with his registration information and all that shit. Eh, let's keep reading.. Here's his latest journal entry.
"I find so many on this site have no manners at all and i also find that a lot of the new one joining the stit have no idea what real BDSM is this is not a dateing site it is a BDSM site and i wish people would treat it as such."
Now, in his profile he says he's looking for real people, right? Then he goes on to say something like, "This is a BDSM site, not a dating site!"
Doesn't it occur to you that someone (Yes, even a slave) would have other things as well as BDSM topics he or she might want to talk about with you? Just because it's a BDSM site doesn't mean everything one does on the site must be of a BDSM nature. You just never know, that slave you're trying to talk into visiting you just MAY want to know about the person who is a "registered master" before letting you have free reign over his or her body.... I know, doesn't that just take the biscuit?
Seriously, those of you who get all bent out of shape because not everyone wants to talk BDSM all the time on CM, lighten the fuck up.
Heh, here's a 34 dominant in North Carolina and his profile is basically a series of numbered bullet points. First the list of basic shit.. you know, he's looking for a slave and not a friend.... expects you to be submissive if you say you're submissive. (Ah, in one of his journal entries he rants about those to think they are equal enough to not address their superiors properly) He hates stupid questions and will answer any question as long as you speak correctly.
Mmmkay, then there are the "about me" bullet points. And then the "things that bother me bit. Here's one such thing that bothers him.
"I will not explain why I am interested by you. I just won't. Feel special you even managed to get my attention not a easy thing to do."
Somehow, I get the sneaking suspicion that his criteria is as simple as "has a pussy and can at least occasionally fog a mirror." It's no wonder that he just will not explain his interest. I mean come on now, why is it such an issue to explain to someone why you are interested in them?
Eh, actually from reading this profile the question that comes to my mind is, if he manages to find that perfect person that is all he could ever want... What the fuck would she want with him?
Let's talk a bit about that mythical creature sometimes found in the BDSM realm known as a switch. (gasp! Not a switch??? *shudder*)
Some people simply do not believe a switch can exist. And why is that? Really, there are countless variations and all that stuff why can there not be a place for someone who goes both ways? Is this not the BDSM equal of bisexual?
I know, some of the domly types are afraid that someone who identifies as a switch will start out submissive to them and suddenly turn the tables on them. This would be why they say if you are a switch you have to leave that shit at the door around them.. (Probably said in a halting voice with quivering lips.)
Here's something you might not have considered about switches.. They don't just wake up in the morning and say, "Fuck, my ass hurts from last night.. I'm gonna be domme today." Well some might... Most likely is it depends on you whether a switch goes sub or dom.. Huh?
Ah, lemme 'splain... Ya see, someone who is a switch is most likely going to react naturallly to the vibes they get from whomever they are with... OH! That would be why a lot of the self proclaimed "strong alpha" doms don't like switches.. Err nevermind, forget I mentioned it.
That's it for now.. Not much funny in this one but i'm still watching and waiting.
Umm, this isn't one profile.. it's seven of them.. All seven of these profiles have the same name, the phonetic for the first and third letters of the alphabet..So just type in those two phonetic letters into that search username and you'll find all seven of this cat's profiles. *coughalphacharliecough*.. ahem.
Now, it's all the same person.. 5 of his profiles are a 27 dominant in Mississippi, the other two are 26 dominants in Arizona and California respectively.. You go down this list of profiles this dude has and you'll find they all have only one picture, in military fatigues and holding a rifle.. Uhhh, and it ain't all the same guy in these photos..
Right then.. the profiles pretty much all say the same damn thing..
"Females I am not here to debate, negotiate, or haggle with you. You are inferior to me. This Fact allows you two choices: accept your inferiority and behave accordingly, or life on in denial of your weakness. I have no patience or respect for those that choose the second option."
So let's see.. the photos show someone holding a rifle, and coupled with the above profile... The logical conclusion about this motherfucker jumps right out at you. He's got a little tiny penis and he's on CM overcompensating for it with all that, "you are inferior to me" bullshit. This should give you some indication of what kind of person this is.
Okay, maybe that first bit WAS a little funny.. but this next part removes any of the humor that may have been here.
I REALLY wanna unload on this piece of shit.. Remember a few months ago when I posted about someone using the photos of soldiers who were killed in the line of duty? Or rather, i'd seen it mentioned in a journal entry? Well... this is one such asshole.. I promised if I found out who was doing it i'd post it here. He's used the photo of a REAL man on three of his pathetic CM profiles. He uses three different photos and I was able to use tineye to identify one of them..
I won't tell you the identity of the soldier whose picture this is,(A little research and you can find out for yourself if you are so inclined) but I want to tell you about the man he was. He was a man with a degree and a cushy job waiting for him in the business world. Instead he joined the U.S. Army, became a Ranger and served four tours of duty, two in Afghanistan and two in Iraq. This was the sort of man one of his fellow Rangers said you wanted next to you at all times.... He was killed in Northern Iraq in 2007.
Folks, I don't see myself as a political person and i'm not going to give my opinion on the wars my country is involved in, but of the few things I've seen on CM that actually piss me off, this kind of shit is right there on the top of that list. The actual person in the photo deserves much better than to have his photo used by the sort of scum that is the CM user "alphacharlie"... Fuck it.. he added 1, 2, 3, 7, AC, and 07 to the alphacharlie part for his other 6 profiles.
I would love it if some of you people would send this bottom of the barrel dwelling scum a message and let him know just how low he is. You can tell him you read about it here if you'd like.. Now to be clear, i'm not suggesting you DO write this human turd or anything like that. *giggle* I assure you this asshole will have heard this from me by the time you read this..
"I'd love to tell you a story.
It's the story of a man who earned a dregree from Duke and had himself a nice job in the business world awaiting him. He chose instead to enlist in the U.S. Army and became an Ranger. the man served 4 tours of duty in the middle east and was killed in the line of duty in Northern Iraq in 2007.
I tell you this little story because the person i'm describing in the person you are using in this and two other of your pathetic profiles here on Collarme. The Man's name is Sgt...No, you don't deserve to know this MAN'S name. But you are a piece of shit using his photo for your games.
To use the photo of a MAN who gave his life in service to his country is not the act of the superior person you are trying to pass yourself off as... No, it's the act of a truly pathetic individual overcompensating for what i'm sure are many shortcomings.
Do the decent thing and at least remove the photos of that hero from your vile profiles."
That's the message your's truly sent him on 5-2-11 at 3:59PM CDT.. He read the message and did not reply... No fucking surprise there, eh?
Right, let me move on before I start getting all passionate and all that shit... heheh
So here we go... This is a 46 dominant in the UK and in his profile are gems like these...
"Please do not contact me if you are a fake or a time waster as this will make me very mad and i will come and find you."
Hehe, he will come find you if you're a fake.. best be careeeeeeeeeful!!
And then there's....
"I am a Registed Master no 141391 . I am willing to prove i,m genuin by phone or cam if you are too .I do not want to spends week chatting i,m looking for real meets and real people ."
Errr right, so he's a registered master and even has his registration number, Umm.. does the Slave Register also give UPCs to dominants? hmmm...
I suspect he's trying to pass this off and some sort of official designation with his registration information and all that shit. Eh, let's keep reading.. Here's his latest journal entry.
"I find so many on this site have no manners at all and i also find that a lot of the new one joining the stit have no idea what real BDSM is this is not a dateing site it is a BDSM site and i wish people would treat it as such."
Now, in his profile he says he's looking for real people, right? Then he goes on to say something like, "This is a BDSM site, not a dating site!"
Doesn't it occur to you that someone (Yes, even a slave) would have other things as well as BDSM topics he or she might want to talk about with you? Just because it's a BDSM site doesn't mean everything one does on the site must be of a BDSM nature. You just never know, that slave you're trying to talk into visiting you just MAY want to know about the person who is a "registered master" before letting you have free reign over his or her body.... I know, doesn't that just take the biscuit?
Seriously, those of you who get all bent out of shape because not everyone wants to talk BDSM all the time on CM, lighten the fuck up.
Heh, here's a 34 dominant in North Carolina and his profile is basically a series of numbered bullet points. First the list of basic shit.. you know, he's looking for a slave and not a friend.... expects you to be submissive if you say you're submissive. (Ah, in one of his journal entries he rants about those to think they are equal enough to not address their superiors properly) He hates stupid questions and will answer any question as long as you speak correctly.
Mmmkay, then there are the "about me" bullet points. And then the "things that bother me bit. Here's one such thing that bothers him.
"I will not explain why I am interested by you. I just won't. Feel special you even managed to get my attention not a easy thing to do."
Somehow, I get the sneaking suspicion that his criteria is as simple as "has a pussy and can at least occasionally fog a mirror." It's no wonder that he just will not explain his interest. I mean come on now, why is it such an issue to explain to someone why you are interested in them?
Eh, actually from reading this profile the question that comes to my mind is, if he manages to find that perfect person that is all he could ever want... What the fuck would she want with him?
Let's talk a bit about that mythical creature sometimes found in the BDSM realm known as a switch. (gasp! Not a switch??? *shudder*)
Some people simply do not believe a switch can exist. And why is that? Really, there are countless variations and all that stuff why can there not be a place for someone who goes both ways? Is this not the BDSM equal of bisexual?
I know, some of the domly types are afraid that someone who identifies as a switch will start out submissive to them and suddenly turn the tables on them. This would be why they say if you are a switch you have to leave that shit at the door around them.. (Probably said in a halting voice with quivering lips.)
Here's something you might not have considered about switches.. They don't just wake up in the morning and say, "Fuck, my ass hurts from last night.. I'm gonna be domme today." Well some might... Most likely is it depends on you whether a switch goes sub or dom.. Huh?
Ah, lemme 'splain... Ya see, someone who is a switch is most likely going to react naturallly to the vibes they get from whomever they are with... OH! That would be why a lot of the self proclaimed "strong alpha" doms don't like switches.. Err nevermind, forget I mentioned it.
That's it for now.. Not much funny in this one but i'm still watching and waiting.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Ooooo another post already???
Over the last few months, (Since i've started, really) i've been getting a lot of messages from people who are giving me names of people who are fakes, Why? I don't know seeing as i'm not here calling out fakes or compiling some sort of black list.
There are people with sites such as catchafake2 or that collarmefakewatch "circle" that are acting is if they are doing the community some sort of great service by doing this. I've spoken of the site (which is now gone as a point of interest) collarmebusts not because I endorsed it, but because I thought it was funny as hell. It was funny to watch the name Nimbus as it kept coming back with a higher number at the end. I think it got as high as Nimbus12 or 13 before the guy gave up.
They like to put the blame on collarme because CM deletes (does not allow) blacklists. Now, do you folks know WHY blacklists are not allowed? Well imma tell ya why.. Ya see, when someone puts a name on a blacklist, just how easily would you imagine it would be to simply put someone's name on this list because they pissed you off? Wouldn't go naked on cam for you? Blacklist that bitch!!
In other words, there is too much room for abuse... Better to let a few guilty people skate than to convict an innocent person is the idea there.
Actually, I don't know why i'm posting this shit because I feel the people who read my blog on a regular basis are intelligent enough to be able to figure things out without referring to someone's blacklist. <--- shameless sucking up to the readers.
The bottom line is I think it's extremely funny to see how someone becomes compelled to warn everyone that those supermodel lesbians are really men. It's funny because the person with this blacklist is usually a supermodel lesbian.. hmmmm.
Ah, and this of course invites the question, "Why am I doing this blog?" I've been asked that question many times.
It's a good question and I have no problem answering it. I am in possession of a warped sense of humor, and I enjoy writing. I don't think i'm doing anyone some sort of great service when I make fun of what some clown puts on his profile, what I think i'm doing is being funny by commenting on that profile. I only name names when it suits my purpose to do so.
I do this because it's entertaining for me, and hopefully entertaining for you.
I'll even admit when I first started the UltimateDomme profile it's because I was unable to sleep one night and was sitting here at my computer bored, reading the profiles of some of the people who've sent me messages. One such profile spoke of "being domme most of the time but now has this burning desire to explore her "sub side""
Wellllllllll..... The idea took hold and all of a sudden i'm writing the profile of UD and the messages started flying in. It just sort of took on a life of its own and here we are. For a short time, I did feel somewhat of an obligation but I quickly got past that feeling... But I NEVER thought it would get this far.
Anyway, when you've been messaged by a supermodel lesbian, try this approach on them. Ask them how long they've known they were homosexual or ask them questions pretaining to gay marriage or gay rights.. I can't tell you how funny it is to hear back from them that "I'm not homosexual, i'm a lesbian."
Of course when I get that response I never fail to respond with, "Ummm, exactly what the fuck do you imagine a lesbian is?" Eh, most who've tried to interact with me have shown a decided lack of interest in the subject of gay marriage and other issues that are very important to the GLBT community.. They're on CM for that hot lesbian action, afterall.
In fact, most fake lesbians are homophobes anyway. Ah, it just scares them so much to get attention from another guy that they have to put "No men" in their profiles time, and time again... In huge letters, multiple times on their profile.
Heh, it actually makes me chuckle to see the profile of some caveman type who makes it a point to say the "lifestyle" isn't about sex..... But makes it clear and in all caps that they are STRAIGHT! So no men, dammit.. *growllllll!*
In the end, the fake lesbians are never going to fail to give themselves away in one way or another. The supermodel photos only make it easier... Sides now, they will call each other out in their profiles anyway... The fake lesbian game is cutthroat.
As for the scammers, there is only ONE thing that is required to avoid a scam. COMMON SENSE.
Come on now, what sort of stupidity does it take to get a message from some hot 22 year old slave in whatever country they're stuck in and actually believe if you send them the money to relocate they're really gonna show up at your doorstep?
I was chatting with someone and he told me that while he knew logically that something was a scam he was thinking with the little head.
My answer was, "Don't you think the scammers KNOW that?"
Heh, you don't see 50 year old BBWs in those profiles trying to trade their service to you for a ticket to America.. Nope, you see models. Of course the 50 year old BBWs are most likely the best slaves anyway, they just don't look like supermodels.
Seriously to those of you running those catch a fake and fake watch sites, you look fucking silly doing it and at the very most all you are accomplishing is to cause them to simply create another profile. The reality is Collarme is a free, anonymous site and there is next to nothing you can do to keep fakes and scammers off of the site. The best course is simply report the scammers you see.
I'm pretty sure most of you are aware i'm not a fan of the so called "old guard" or whatever. I really have no problem with the old guard, my problem are the people who claim to be that and have no idea of what they are saying.
This is a 22 female slave in Florida with 10 years experience and is trying out being a "pro sub" ..
Yeah, check out this journal entry.
"A lot of people have been asking (some not so nicely) how I have 10 years of experience when I'm only 22... the answer is that 10 years ago, I began training in the Old Guard bdsm lifestyle and spent the next 6 years in hard training by an older male person. Inappropriate? Very much so... but that's what happened. I don't enjoy talking about my early training much... but if we ever meet, you'll be able to clearly see I'm a trained OG slave. I'm having a lot of fun here in Xxxxxxxxx. I'm new in town and all the people I've been meeting have been so exciting! I can't wait to meet more of you!"
Is this on the level or just some moron trying to assign to themselves experience they simply cannot have?
To be fair to those who partake in the old guard, I think the above is a crock of shit... But the sort of crap people spew to make themselves appear more "real" very frequently invoke the phrase old guard... I don't as a rule reference someone's appearance but for someone who was "hard trained" during her formative years, this person is sure sloppy looking, she must not have been taught much self discipline during those 6 years of hard training... I'm just sayin'.
I'm not even going to wonder about what sort of human refuse would allow their 12 year old daughter to be "hard trained" by "an older male person."... Or rather, SENT said daughter into something like this.
Here's something interesting in the journals of a 47 female submissive in Florida.
"I am only seeking those Doms / Masters ( all just labels ) that are seeking "submissive women" only. Just my preference. Just my experience with those that seek both sub and switch women there's a hesitancy when they hold more power than expected. They retreat, they run to their comfort zone. ( Again, my experience only and mean no disrespect at all )"
I have no comment to make about this other than to say I found it interesting.
Yesterday, I actually went totally out of my way trying to convince someone the UltimateDomme profile is satire. (And failed, by the way.) This guy seemed to believe I was really working at McDonalds and good old Chuck the cocktail waitress was my boyfriend and we had this fantasy...
"UltimateDomme on 4/27/11 at 7:22 AM:
Good luck with that.. That's what my blog is all about, the bullcrap one finds here on Collarme.
(As a point of interest, what I was saying good luck about was that he's spent 2 1/2 years here on a fruitless search, being deluded with bullshit and what have you.)
Xxxxxxxxxxx on 4/27/11 at 7:25 AM:
I kind of get the sense your profile is that too.
I think your jsut a young girl who works McDonnals and has a friend Chuck the rest is made up.
Thanks however for your repeated feedback.
UltimateDomme on 4/27/11 at 7:35 AM:
No, my profile is pure satire... *wink*
Xxxxxxxxxxx on 4/27/11 at 7:38 AM:
Now should I beleive its "satire" or does the "wink" indicate maybe its real.
Nice Poker player since Chuck works at the Casio.
Find it intresiting chatting with you since its hard to tell the real for the fiction.
UltimateDomme on 4/27/11 at 7:40 AM:
Well, I can't help it if one reads it and doesn't see that it's satire.. It's really been pretty amazingly funny at just how many people think it's serious..
Xxxxxxxxxxx on 4/27/11 at 7:45 AM:
Lets put it this way most men do not like to read long drawn out wording. We like it short and to the point. You put enough sounding relaity to make it sound real yet crak me up with you working at McDonalds for being rich, and Chuck looking for boob pics and woking as a cocktail waitress. Other tips say its your picture but really not.
Anyway what are you truly seeking or are you just out for fun and your b/f is Chuck"
Errrrr, right.. Ummm, let's try something here...This is a 24 female dominant from Mississippi. Here's the first paragraph of her profile.
"6 months ago when I began my journey, I spent a rigorous three weeks of training under a European and an Asian Master. I thought I was a slave but I came to realize as I left their chateau that I am in reality a Mistress of the highest order. I may only be 24 but I can assure you my skills and knowledge is vast because I have like 8 years of experience."
Hmmm, looks like some of that fuzzy math we were bombarded with a few years back.. started out 6 months ago but has 8 years of experience? Eh, this one sure looks to be a lying bitch.. I'll bet this is some sort of a scam.
Mmmkay, let's read on...
"I am here now to look for suitable slaves and Masters/Mistresses to fill my BDSM house henceforth called the House of Heresyasign.
All will be under my rule because it's my trailer.. I mean mansion so I make the rules and I get to be the Grand Mistress."
Oops, it appears that while she wanted to present herself as living in a mansion she accidentally typed in trailer.. And this silly cunt is so stoopid she didn't even edit it out so that no one would see the mistake, she just corrected it in hopes no one would notice.
I think we can safely say this one is total bullshit, what do you all think?
I know, you're sitting there going, "fuck, she's ripping her own profile now.. is ANYONE safe from her eagle eyes and sharp wit?"
Good place to end this one.. it's shorter than usual but it's only been three days since I last posted..
There are people with sites such as catchafake2 or that collarmefakewatch "circle" that are acting is if they are doing the community some sort of great service by doing this. I've spoken of the site (which is now gone as a point of interest) collarmebusts not because I endorsed it, but because I thought it was funny as hell. It was funny to watch the name Nimbus as it kept coming back with a higher number at the end. I think it got as high as Nimbus12 or 13 before the guy gave up.
They like to put the blame on collarme because CM deletes (does not allow) blacklists. Now, do you folks know WHY blacklists are not allowed? Well imma tell ya why.. Ya see, when someone puts a name on a blacklist, just how easily would you imagine it would be to simply put someone's name on this list because they pissed you off? Wouldn't go naked on cam for you? Blacklist that bitch!!
In other words, there is too much room for abuse... Better to let a few guilty people skate than to convict an innocent person is the idea there.
Actually, I don't know why i'm posting this shit because I feel the people who read my blog on a regular basis are intelligent enough to be able to figure things out without referring to someone's blacklist. <--- shameless sucking up to the readers.
The bottom line is I think it's extremely funny to see how someone becomes compelled to warn everyone that those supermodel lesbians are really men. It's funny because the person with this blacklist is usually a supermodel lesbian.. hmmmm.
Ah, and this of course invites the question, "Why am I doing this blog?" I've been asked that question many times.
It's a good question and I have no problem answering it. I am in possession of a warped sense of humor, and I enjoy writing. I don't think i'm doing anyone some sort of great service when I make fun of what some clown puts on his profile, what I think i'm doing is being funny by commenting on that profile. I only name names when it suits my purpose to do so.
I do this because it's entertaining for me, and hopefully entertaining for you.
I'll even admit when I first started the UltimateDomme profile it's because I was unable to sleep one night and was sitting here at my computer bored, reading the profiles of some of the people who've sent me messages. One such profile spoke of "being domme most of the time but now has this burning desire to explore her "sub side""
Wellllllllll..... The idea took hold and all of a sudden i'm writing the profile of UD and the messages started flying in. It just sort of took on a life of its own and here we are. For a short time, I did feel somewhat of an obligation but I quickly got past that feeling... But I NEVER thought it would get this far.
Anyway, when you've been messaged by a supermodel lesbian, try this approach on them. Ask them how long they've known they were homosexual or ask them questions pretaining to gay marriage or gay rights.. I can't tell you how funny it is to hear back from them that "I'm not homosexual, i'm a lesbian."
Of course when I get that response I never fail to respond with, "Ummm, exactly what the fuck do you imagine a lesbian is?" Eh, most who've tried to interact with me have shown a decided lack of interest in the subject of gay marriage and other issues that are very important to the GLBT community.. They're on CM for that hot lesbian action, afterall.
In fact, most fake lesbians are homophobes anyway. Ah, it just scares them so much to get attention from another guy that they have to put "No men" in their profiles time, and time again... In huge letters, multiple times on their profile.
Heh, it actually makes me chuckle to see the profile of some caveman type who makes it a point to say the "lifestyle" isn't about sex..... But makes it clear and in all caps that they are STRAIGHT! So no men, dammit.. *growllllll!*
In the end, the fake lesbians are never going to fail to give themselves away in one way or another. The supermodel photos only make it easier... Sides now, they will call each other out in their profiles anyway... The fake lesbian game is cutthroat.
As for the scammers, there is only ONE thing that is required to avoid a scam. COMMON SENSE.
Come on now, what sort of stupidity does it take to get a message from some hot 22 year old slave in whatever country they're stuck in and actually believe if you send them the money to relocate they're really gonna show up at your doorstep?
I was chatting with someone and he told me that while he knew logically that something was a scam he was thinking with the little head.
My answer was, "Don't you think the scammers KNOW that?"
Heh, you don't see 50 year old BBWs in those profiles trying to trade their service to you for a ticket to America.. Nope, you see models. Of course the 50 year old BBWs are most likely the best slaves anyway, they just don't look like supermodels.
Seriously to those of you running those catch a fake and fake watch sites, you look fucking silly doing it and at the very most all you are accomplishing is to cause them to simply create another profile. The reality is Collarme is a free, anonymous site and there is next to nothing you can do to keep fakes and scammers off of the site. The best course is simply report the scammers you see.
I'm pretty sure most of you are aware i'm not a fan of the so called "old guard" or whatever. I really have no problem with the old guard, my problem are the people who claim to be that and have no idea of what they are saying.
This is a 22 female slave in Florida with 10 years experience and is trying out being a "pro sub" ..
Yeah, check out this journal entry.
"A lot of people have been asking (some not so nicely) how I have 10 years of experience when I'm only 22... the answer is that 10 years ago, I began training in the Old Guard bdsm lifestyle and spent the next 6 years in hard training by an older male person. Inappropriate? Very much so... but that's what happened. I don't enjoy talking about my early training much... but if we ever meet, you'll be able to clearly see I'm a trained OG slave. I'm having a lot of fun here in Xxxxxxxxx. I'm new in town and all the people I've been meeting have been so exciting! I can't wait to meet more of you!"
Is this on the level or just some moron trying to assign to themselves experience they simply cannot have?
To be fair to those who partake in the old guard, I think the above is a crock of shit... But the sort of crap people spew to make themselves appear more "real" very frequently invoke the phrase old guard... I don't as a rule reference someone's appearance but for someone who was "hard trained" during her formative years, this person is sure sloppy looking, she must not have been taught much self discipline during those 6 years of hard training... I'm just sayin'.
I'm not even going to wonder about what sort of human refuse would allow their 12 year old daughter to be "hard trained" by "an older male person."... Or rather, SENT said daughter into something like this.
Here's something interesting in the journals of a 47 female submissive in Florida.
"I am only seeking those Doms / Masters ( all just labels ) that are seeking "submissive women" only. Just my preference. Just my experience with those that seek both sub and switch women there's a hesitancy when they hold more power than expected. They retreat, they run to their comfort zone. ( Again, my experience only and mean no disrespect at all )"
I have no comment to make about this other than to say I found it interesting.
Yesterday, I actually went totally out of my way trying to convince someone the UltimateDomme profile is satire. (And failed, by the way.) This guy seemed to believe I was really working at McDonalds and good old Chuck the cocktail waitress was my boyfriend and we had this fantasy...
"UltimateDomme on 4/27/11 at 7:22 AM:
Good luck with that.. That's what my blog is all about, the bullcrap one finds here on Collarme.
(As a point of interest, what I was saying good luck about was that he's spent 2 1/2 years here on a fruitless search, being deluded with bullshit and what have you.)
Xxxxxxxxxxx on 4/27/11 at 7:25 AM:
I kind of get the sense your profile is that too.
I think your jsut a young girl who works McDonnals and has a friend Chuck the rest is made up.
Thanks however for your repeated feedback.
UltimateDomme on 4/27/11 at 7:35 AM:
No, my profile is pure satire... *wink*
Xxxxxxxxxxx on 4/27/11 at 7:38 AM:
Now should I beleive its "satire" or does the "wink" indicate maybe its real.
Nice Poker player since Chuck works at the Casio.
Find it intresiting chatting with you since its hard to tell the real for the fiction.
UltimateDomme on 4/27/11 at 7:40 AM:
Well, I can't help it if one reads it and doesn't see that it's satire.. It's really been pretty amazingly funny at just how many people think it's serious..
Xxxxxxxxxxx on 4/27/11 at 7:45 AM:
Lets put it this way most men do not like to read long drawn out wording. We like it short and to the point. You put enough sounding relaity to make it sound real yet crak me up with you working at McDonalds for being rich, and Chuck looking for boob pics and woking as a cocktail waitress. Other tips say its your picture but really not.
Anyway what are you truly seeking or are you just out for fun and your b/f is Chuck"
Errrrr, right.. Ummm, let's try something here...This is a 24 female dominant from Mississippi. Here's the first paragraph of her profile.
"6 months ago when I began my journey, I spent a rigorous three weeks of training under a European and an Asian Master. I thought I was a slave but I came to realize as I left their chateau that I am in reality a Mistress of the highest order. I may only be 24 but I can assure you my skills and knowledge is vast because I have like 8 years of experience."
Hmmm, looks like some of that fuzzy math we were bombarded with a few years back.. started out 6 months ago but has 8 years of experience? Eh, this one sure looks to be a lying bitch.. I'll bet this is some sort of a scam.
Mmmkay, let's read on...
"I am here now to look for suitable slaves and Masters/Mistresses to fill my BDSM house henceforth called the House of Heresyasign.
All will be under my rule because it's my trailer.. I mean mansion so I make the rules and I get to be the Grand Mistress."
Oops, it appears that while she wanted to present herself as living in a mansion she accidentally typed in trailer.. And this silly cunt is so stoopid she didn't even edit it out so that no one would see the mistake, she just corrected it in hopes no one would notice.
I think we can safely say this one is total bullshit, what do you all think?
I know, you're sitting there going, "fuck, she's ripping her own profile now.. is ANYONE safe from her eagle eyes and sharp wit?"
Good place to end this one.. it's shorter than usual but it's only been three days since I last posted..
Monday, April 25, 2011
It's the day after Easter and the Easter bunny was delicious.
I have a brand new all time favorite profile and I simply must share it with you.
Ah okay then, here's a profile I read and went... "Brilliant!"
This is a 35 female dominant from Pennsylvania.
"In your email, tell me what I WON"T like; repeat tell me what I WILL NOT like about you. i.e. I am married, I'm 5'0", I don't have a job, etc. I'll find out eventually, right? There's no sense hiding it from me. Who knows, I may even be touched by your honesty."
Here's an innovative twist on the typical "don't you fuckin' lie to me" a lot of people put in their profiles. It's more like, "Tell ya what, instead of mucking about with all that getting to know each other nonsense, and me finding out you're a lying piece of shit later on, just gimme the dirt right up front and we'll see what happens."
I like it, I really do. In her journals, she goes on to say something about all the messages she gets along those lines, if so I say good for her!
Eh, of course you KNOW she's going to get her share of "Well, I have this bad habit that I need to be disciplined for" messages as well.
Think about it, how many of you have been lied to and the lie itself wasn't of real consequence other than the fact you WERE lied to? You know, something that if you'd have been told up front, wouldn't have made a difference?
Here's one i've had on my favorites list for a while, and to this point haven't pulled the proverbial trigger but I tell you all this profile never gets any less funny each time I read it.
This is a 98 dominant from "several states" and Nevada.
Err yeah that's right.. he's put 98 on his profile... AND gives a reason why he's done so...
"I am not 98 or 99 years old, as the profile indicates; but I put that in to drive away those who want a purported “master” in his 20s. I am NOT about “play” or “roles” (and you dare not ask me about those who think they can “switch” or who “started as a submissive and became a dom.” This is about LIFE not about games. Please understand that if you contact me."
Ummm, correct me if i'm wrong here.. but wouldn't doing something such as putting your real age in your profile accomplish the same thing? If someone is looking for a 20's dom and you're like 50 or so putting that age on your profile does the trick i'd think.. Eh.
Anyway, this cat has done it all! He's a world traveler and a professional gambler and has co-owned several dungeons but rarely (if ever) scenes in public. (Cause he's like into the LIFESTYLE, not a game, yanno?) He owns, manages, operates, buys, sells, and develops casinos all over the world. Of course this high profile lifestyle is the reason his head is chopped off in the grainy photo in the profile.
Now I feel almost duty bound to point out that someone who actually "owns" a casino would be a multi-millionaire since that's rather what they cost. I can assure you the lifestyle of someone such as a casino owner doers not include time for collarme, and the propects for someone to be his slave are WAY more plentiful than posting an anonymous ad on the internet.. But i'll refrain from doing so. *Sweet smile*
Now wait, i'm not saying you HAVE to have a lot of money to find a submissive, but come on.
"I am Euro-classical style master, trainer, mentor...which is VASTLY different from online silliness, ANY kind of roles or "playing" anything or even traditional BDSM"
This guy even goes on to compare himself to a 1940's type gangster. But umm, don't those folks who put all this stock in err "traditional BDSM" or "The old ways" point right TO the uh, "European style" as it were?
Yeah I get it, DeSade was French and Masoch was German... But from reading some of these profiles of these so called traditionalists, it's not much of a stretch for me to believe they are more inspired by Mengele.
Have you ever been at a bar or any place and someone threatened to shove some random object up someone's ass? *clicks tongue*
Yeah, it seems a football (soccer) team from Wales was in the middle of an end-of-season party and a player got a pool cue shoved right up the bum...Check it out...
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/909800/end-of-season-party-is-pain-in-the-backside?cc=5901
This is truly one of those times where nothing more need be said.. Err, RACK folks, RACK.. LOL.
Here's one i'm not sure if it's a put on or not, but it's from someone who joined the site on 3-21-11 and appears to be a profile maintained and/or monitored by the dom who is named in her profile. This is a 20 female submissive in Nevada and well, here's a couple of paragraphs of her latest journal entry.
I mentioned the date she joined because she has a lot of journal entries dated to the day after she joined.
"The last time I saw my owner he beat the fuck out of me, I was literally scared,crying and broken after wards, I didn't want him to touch me or be around me but he forced me to talk and explain how I felt. I didnt even try to move away at the end, I just kind of let my body go limp and started crying because I realized there was nothing I could do.
I was crying because I now realize how easy it is for him to hurt me, I knew that it was my actions that caused the punishments but it was more then I expected...I also cried because I had just undergone a surgery that I believe was my fault and I regret every single day."
Now this journal entry goes on to talk about how happy she is and that sort of thing, after which it turns sexual. I'm really only wondering if this is just some guy with a control fantasy and this person does not exist, or if this is on the level. Reading the profile of the dom she mentions makes me believe it's the former. (Or perhaps I should say hope, rather than believe...)
Woooot! I done made someone's blacklist of fakes again... Yay me! Sublisa007 has a blacklist on umm, her profile and your's truly was named along with several others. A little research has revealed this Sublisa007 person was also subbeth0019 that I mentioned here a couple of months ago..(Jan 17th, 2011 entry)
What sort of research you ask? Ah, nothing sinister I assure you.. It's just that that person when adding the names for his blacklist did so in link style. If you float your cursor over some of these links it's rather like doing the same with messages without opening them..
In one such link, this person's yahoo addy is included and that addy includes the word beth and the number 19.... Hmmmmmmmmm... *giggle*.. Err, and both are 19 and in texas.. YOU make the call!
This even gets better, this same person is also using the name rebeccaannL..(and messaged me) also 19 from texas...and the profile is yet another blacklist profile with the names in link style. Tsk tsk... Here, check out this little exchange.
"rebeccaannL on 4/24/11 at 5:38 PM:
hi my name is becki you are beautiful i am uncollared seekin g to be owned
UltimateDomme on 4/24/11 at 5:41 PM:
I thought it was lisa... or was it beth? is your yahoo addy still Xxxxxxxxxx?
rebeccaannL on 4/24/11 at 5:43 PM:
yes my full name is elizabeth my frinds call me either lisa, beth, becki"
Oh come on now!
Let's pile some more evidence on this heap before we send it to the jury.. Here's the first message I got from sublisa007
"sublisa007 on 4/17/11 at 5:52 AM:
hi my name is lisa i a seeking to be be owned"
In the words of the immortal Kelly Bundy... "The prostitution rests"
Ahhh yes, something has come to my attention via the browsing of profiles.. It seems that the bitch is in actuality doing anything she can to get your money.. Yep yep yep..
I was looking for the lulz and this profile of a 51 male slave from Florida appeared on my screen. It has a cute picture of a squirrel holding the bars on a cage as the profile picture.. The profile itself is largely a rant about those financial cunts.. He posted a journal entry on 1-18-11 with a compiled list of some of these financial cunts, and their scam..
Errrr.. And included in this list is....
"UltimateDomme: She will try anything to get your money."
Now i've been accused of a lot of shit but never this.. LOL.
But hey, this was posted 3 months ago.. How come none of you told me about this? *giggle*
I got a message from someone who spoke of what I said in my last entry re: suspending disbelief. He said that while he agreed if someone's profile seems too out there it's a good bet there's a reason for it, there are times when you probably have to suspend disbelief within the BDSM scene. He mentions in specific when you're with a professional dominatrix.
Yeah, I agree with that if you really want the illusion of actually serving someone. If not, the reality is the Pro Domme is working for you and you actually have called the shots in much the same way as if you've negotiated a scene at a BDSM club. So yeah, that's a good place to suspend disbelief.
I'm sure there are other places as well, such as in roleplays or when there's a contract involved... But definitely not when you're reading someone's profile.
Here's one that is kind of cute... A 21 female submissive in Minnesota.
"ok, so like incase anyone is wondering
my very first exposure to this world was watching jerry springer
on this show was a woman in these awesome boots like laced up to her knees and this girl who was on her knees licking those boots"
Ahhhhhhhh, and you thought Jerry Springer was like just for lowbrow entertainment?
And finally, here's a 33 dominant in the UK and along with the usual "I'm the real deal", and all that sort of stuff, we find this paragraph in the middle of his profile.
"After my slaves have proved themselves as true genuine masochists. After a long period at least one year or so. Then i may reward them with using them for a special honour of being a sacrifice at one of my private discret parties."
A sacrifice at one of his private discreet parties. The optimist in me wants to say that when he says sacrifice he means the guest bunny at a gangbanging or something like that... But there's this earlier on in his profile..
"Torture toys will be used by me or my friends at my very discreet premises. This is real and so i expect real slaves. You should expect once you give to me you will not have limits."
Hmm, so you're already gonna be getting passed around to his friends, can this cat really be talking about an actual sacrifice? Hmm.
Well, on the bright side I think we can be pretty sure this dude has never been with a real person in this capacity but i'm gonna keep this profile favorited.. just to see, eh?
Enough for now..
Ah okay then, here's a profile I read and went... "Brilliant!"
This is a 35 female dominant from Pennsylvania.
"In your email, tell me what I WON"T like; repeat tell me what I WILL NOT like about you. i.e. I am married, I'm 5'0", I don't have a job, etc. I'll find out eventually, right? There's no sense hiding it from me. Who knows, I may even be touched by your honesty."
Here's an innovative twist on the typical "don't you fuckin' lie to me" a lot of people put in their profiles. It's more like, "Tell ya what, instead of mucking about with all that getting to know each other nonsense, and me finding out you're a lying piece of shit later on, just gimme the dirt right up front and we'll see what happens."
I like it, I really do. In her journals, she goes on to say something about all the messages she gets along those lines, if so I say good for her!
Eh, of course you KNOW she's going to get her share of "Well, I have this bad habit that I need to be disciplined for" messages as well.
Think about it, how many of you have been lied to and the lie itself wasn't of real consequence other than the fact you WERE lied to? You know, something that if you'd have been told up front, wouldn't have made a difference?
Here's one i've had on my favorites list for a while, and to this point haven't pulled the proverbial trigger but I tell you all this profile never gets any less funny each time I read it.
This is a 98 dominant from "several states" and Nevada.
Err yeah that's right.. he's put 98 on his profile... AND gives a reason why he's done so...
"I am not 98 or 99 years old, as the profile indicates; but I put that in to drive away those who want a purported “master” in his 20s. I am NOT about “play” or “roles” (and you dare not ask me about those who think they can “switch” or who “started as a submissive and became a dom.” This is about LIFE not about games. Please understand that if you contact me."
Ummm, correct me if i'm wrong here.. but wouldn't doing something such as putting your real age in your profile accomplish the same thing? If someone is looking for a 20's dom and you're like 50 or so putting that age on your profile does the trick i'd think.. Eh.
Anyway, this cat has done it all! He's a world traveler and a professional gambler and has co-owned several dungeons but rarely (if ever) scenes in public. (Cause he's like into the LIFESTYLE, not a game, yanno?) He owns, manages, operates, buys, sells, and develops casinos all over the world. Of course this high profile lifestyle is the reason his head is chopped off in the grainy photo in the profile.
Now I feel almost duty bound to point out that someone who actually "owns" a casino would be a multi-millionaire since that's rather what they cost. I can assure you the lifestyle of someone such as a casino owner doers not include time for collarme, and the propects for someone to be his slave are WAY more plentiful than posting an anonymous ad on the internet.. But i'll refrain from doing so. *Sweet smile*
Now wait, i'm not saying you HAVE to have a lot of money to find a submissive, but come on.
"I am Euro-classical style master, trainer, mentor...which is VASTLY different from online silliness, ANY kind of roles or "playing" anything or even traditional BDSM"
This guy even goes on to compare himself to a 1940's type gangster. But umm, don't those folks who put all this stock in err "traditional BDSM" or "The old ways" point right TO the uh, "European style" as it were?
Yeah I get it, DeSade was French and Masoch was German... But from reading some of these profiles of these so called traditionalists, it's not much of a stretch for me to believe they are more inspired by Mengele.
Have you ever been at a bar or any place and someone threatened to shove some random object up someone's ass? *clicks tongue*
Yeah, it seems a football (soccer) team from Wales was in the middle of an end-of-season party and a player got a pool cue shoved right up the bum...Check it out...
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/909800/end-of-season-party-is-pain-in-the-backside?cc=5901
This is truly one of those times where nothing more need be said.. Err, RACK folks, RACK.. LOL.
Here's one i'm not sure if it's a put on or not, but it's from someone who joined the site on 3-21-11 and appears to be a profile maintained and/or monitored by the dom who is named in her profile. This is a 20 female submissive in Nevada and well, here's a couple of paragraphs of her latest journal entry.
I mentioned the date she joined because she has a lot of journal entries dated to the day after she joined.
"The last time I saw my owner he beat the fuck out of me, I was literally scared,crying and broken after wards, I didn't want him to touch me or be around me but he forced me to talk and explain how I felt. I didnt even try to move away at the end, I just kind of let my body go limp and started crying because I realized there was nothing I could do.
I was crying because I now realize how easy it is for him to hurt me, I knew that it was my actions that caused the punishments but it was more then I expected...I also cried because I had just undergone a surgery that I believe was my fault and I regret every single day."
Now this journal entry goes on to talk about how happy she is and that sort of thing, after which it turns sexual. I'm really only wondering if this is just some guy with a control fantasy and this person does not exist, or if this is on the level. Reading the profile of the dom she mentions makes me believe it's the former. (Or perhaps I should say hope, rather than believe...)
Woooot! I done made someone's blacklist of fakes again... Yay me! Sublisa007 has a blacklist on umm, her profile and your's truly was named along with several others. A little research has revealed this Sublisa007 person was also subbeth0019 that I mentioned here a couple of months ago..(Jan 17th, 2011 entry)
What sort of research you ask? Ah, nothing sinister I assure you.. It's just that that person when adding the names for his blacklist did so in link style. If you float your cursor over some of these links it's rather like doing the same with messages without opening them..
In one such link, this person's yahoo addy is included and that addy includes the word beth and the number 19.... Hmmmmmmmmm... *giggle*.. Err, and both are 19 and in texas.. YOU make the call!
This even gets better, this same person is also using the name rebeccaannL..(and messaged me) also 19 from texas...and the profile is yet another blacklist profile with the names in link style. Tsk tsk... Here, check out this little exchange.
"rebeccaannL on 4/24/11 at 5:38 PM:
hi my name is becki you are beautiful i am uncollared seekin g to be owned
UltimateDomme on 4/24/11 at 5:41 PM:
I thought it was lisa... or was it beth? is your yahoo addy still Xxxxxxxxxx?
rebeccaannL on 4/24/11 at 5:43 PM:
yes my full name is elizabeth my frinds call me either lisa, beth, becki"
Oh come on now!
Let's pile some more evidence on this heap before we send it to the jury.. Here's the first message I got from sublisa007
"sublisa007 on 4/17/11 at 5:52 AM:
hi my name is lisa i a seeking to be be owned"
In the words of the immortal Kelly Bundy... "The prostitution rests"
Ahhh yes, something has come to my attention via the browsing of profiles.. It seems that the bitch is in actuality doing anything she can to get your money.. Yep yep yep..
I was looking for the lulz and this profile of a 51 male slave from Florida appeared on my screen. It has a cute picture of a squirrel holding the bars on a cage as the profile picture.. The profile itself is largely a rant about those financial cunts.. He posted a journal entry on 1-18-11 with a compiled list of some of these financial cunts, and their scam..
Errrr.. And included in this list is....
"UltimateDomme: She will try anything to get your money."
Now i've been accused of a lot of shit but never this.. LOL.
But hey, this was posted 3 months ago.. How come none of you told me about this? *giggle*
I got a message from someone who spoke of what I said in my last entry re: suspending disbelief. He said that while he agreed if someone's profile seems too out there it's a good bet there's a reason for it, there are times when you probably have to suspend disbelief within the BDSM scene. He mentions in specific when you're with a professional dominatrix.
Yeah, I agree with that if you really want the illusion of actually serving someone. If not, the reality is the Pro Domme is working for you and you actually have called the shots in much the same way as if you've negotiated a scene at a BDSM club. So yeah, that's a good place to suspend disbelief.
I'm sure there are other places as well, such as in roleplays or when there's a contract involved... But definitely not when you're reading someone's profile.
Here's one that is kind of cute... A 21 female submissive in Minnesota.
"ok, so like incase anyone is wondering
my very first exposure to this world was watching jerry springer
on this show was a woman in these awesome boots like laced up to her knees and this girl who was on her knees licking those boots"
Ahhhhhhhh, and you thought Jerry Springer was like just for lowbrow entertainment?
And finally, here's a 33 dominant in the UK and along with the usual "I'm the real deal", and all that sort of stuff, we find this paragraph in the middle of his profile.
"After my slaves have proved themselves as true genuine masochists. After a long period at least one year or so. Then i may reward them with using them for a special honour of being a sacrifice at one of my private discret parties."
A sacrifice at one of his private discreet parties. The optimist in me wants to say that when he says sacrifice he means the guest bunny at a gangbanging or something like that... But there's this earlier on in his profile..
"Torture toys will be used by me or my friends at my very discreet premises. This is real and so i expect real slaves. You should expect once you give to me you will not have limits."
Hmm, so you're already gonna be getting passed around to his friends, can this cat really be talking about an actual sacrifice? Hmm.
Well, on the bright side I think we can be pretty sure this dude has never been with a real person in this capacity but i'm gonna keep this profile favorited.. just to see, eh?
Enough for now..
Sunday, April 10, 2011
4-10-11
I know, it's been a long time since i've posted and you've all been eagerly waiting for more.. Errrr you HAVE, right?
Um okay then, it's not that I was running out of shit to post really, but it's gotten to the point where i'm looking at the same profile but written in different ways. We've all seen that profile many times, it's the one that is so unrealistic the only people who could ever take it seriously should have "victim" tattooed on their forehead.
Such as, I favorited one profile that I was going to use here because it said something about how sexually driven his slave would be.. then went on to state that he'd remove their labia, hood, and clitoris to make them a better slave. Errr, yeah that'll go a long way toward keeping some girl sexually driven, huh? Nothing like a little desensitizing multilation to bring out that sex drive, eh?
Well, the guy starts messaging me and then followed a long exchange that ended with me being blocked *giggle* and me writing up what amounted to an entire blog post just on this one asshole. Not that it wasn't funny, it was in fact hilarious but I decided not to post it because really it was nothing new. I could post it now but he's since changed his profile to take out the funniest shit, but what's the point?. I'll just keep what I wrote... Just because, yanno?
So I start asking myself if i'm holding off posting something because it wasn't new.. Where the fuck do I go from here?
Eh, I have no fucking idea so we'll just muddle about and see what happens.. Translation: Who cares if the shit is new as long as it's funny.
Right then, here's something that really needs to be placed in the category of things that should not have to be said, ever..
This is from the profile of a 51 dominant in Ohio..
"The last decision you will make is when you decide to become my slave. Before you make that decision, you will know what it is that I will do to and with you including that I am not into subjecting my slave to death or serious injury."
You know on the surface it's probably comforting to know this guy isn't into subjecting his slave to death, wouldn't you say? But errr, is it just me but doesn't it just seem that if someone feels to need to state this up front this is likely someone you shouldn't want anywhere near you?
Actually in my opinion if you have to for any reason suspend disbelief when viewing someone's profile there should be red flags waving, lights flashing, sirens blaring and all sorts of other warning signs happening inside your head.
As for the above person, other than that one line his profile is basically the typical profile of that type. It has the usual castle realm shit in the journals and several pics from the net of women in various poses and what have you.. along with the sunglasses picture. I'm not saying this guy is a whack job or anything like that.. but that one line in his profile just makes me wonder..
I've very nearly put a disclaimer in my profile that says that it is a joke profile, very nearly.. Umm, until I remembered that the most fun I have with the UltimateDomme profile are with the people who read the profile and don't get it. It's really pretty sick that there have been as many people and there have who have had the intended humor go over their head.
Heh, and then there are the people who for whatever reason are offended by my profile..
Such as this 52 trans switch from *giggle* Mississippi who recently sent me the following message.
"I can not believe you are still playing this game..and it is just a stupid parody....get the hell off this web site if you are not serious...."
Oh but I AM serious about my humor. If the ratio of the positive vs. the negative messages i've gotten and continue to get weren't something along the order of 99-1 i'd probably say to myself, "gee, this shit ain't going over so well." And i'd disappear into the ash heap of history.
But since this isn't the case i'll simply continue on with with i'm doing, have fun doing it, and advise you that if you don't like the fucking thing, don't read it.. hide my profile so that I don't even show up when you're browsing for those "psydo-lesbian lovers" <-- His words... you're seeking.
Ah, now I want to say a few words about the MsStrict77/MistressGaby saga. Some of you will remember in January I put on my profile that they both belonged to me and anyone who wanted to use them need only send me a message. (As a point of interest I got a TON of requests.. Fuck!)
Lemme splain to ya how and why that happened. When I first started this profile I commented that I was considering telling those who read my profile and still asked to "join my house" to put that in their profile. I didn't do so because I naively said the stupid need to be protected, not exploited.
Ah, in the middle of September I had an exchange with MsStrict during which I called him an idiot and even posted on this blog about that exchange..
Right then, in January this MsStrict person messages me AGAIN flirting and what have you..I was in a feisty mood at that time so I took a different approach and within 5 messages MsStrict agreed to be mine. Now, upon further exploration it became revealed that even though he knew I am not the person in that picture, he wanted to belong to me BECAUSE of that picture.. Yep, nevermind all else, it was the picture.
I'm not kidding ya... Now, he's already in the middle of something with this MistressGaby person so I had to take them as a package deal. Yeah okay, so i've got two all of a sudden. It got funny right away when the requests started coming in... mostly from men. (Ah, these two were billed as lesbians,. heh) I was like, "Fuck yeah, have at em.."
Eh, I was also getting more than a few messages from people warning me they were not who they said they were which was pretty funny really.
Anyway, after about a week of me playing air traffic controller.. "Ah roger, you're cleared to use mistressgaby.. Follow the dom on final..." gaby decides she wants to send me a "proof picture". I told her not once, not twice, but three times I did not want said picture but she insisted...
The picture I got was a pathetic photoshop and this is when the funny part for me got started.. It turns out mistressgaby is in fact a crossdresser called MaidAlice and I will say Maidalice had a pretty nice body.... passable on that score, but not in the face.
Eh, this idiot went totally out of his way to get caught.. So I of course sent him packing.. Not for being fake, I already KNEW that.. But for being Stoooooooopit..
MsStrict followed shortly after, when I kicked her to the curb for not doing as she was told. Now, to specify, she was told that she was to do anything she was asked to do within her hard limits, by the people that were given permission to use her, yes yes? Right then, someone asked for a revealing pic and this was refused, so out the door she went.
We had one more conversation on Yahoo where I told her that I was aware she was a guy since September. Of course she denied it so I asked for a picture of her holding a local newspaper.
MsStrict hasn't logged on since then (1-31-11) and MistressGaby's profile either no longer exists or is hidden.. MaidAlice is also gone...
Oh, i'm pretty sure they're both still around with new names.. hehehe.. As a matter of fact gaby is now using the name Sexysecretary and actually messaged me. It took me two messages to recognize his distinctive typing style, but he of course denied it.... lol. I won't even mention that a tineye search on the pictures in his profile reveals that they are all over the internet. Shhhhhhhhhhh don't tell!
This is clearly a case of someone getting smacked REAL hard with the stoopid stick.
So, that's how and why it happened... Just me minding my own business and the lulz falling right into my lap.
This next profile, I had to read several times. At first glance I will say that something I could not quite put my finger on seemed .. errr off... Anyway, this is a 42/24 Dom/Domme couple in North Dakota and have a poly house.. Errr.. okay here's the first paragraph of this profile.. But this one also goes into the category of things that need not be said.
"I am the head of a polyamorous house. The dynamics of the house are as follows, Xxxxxx (my wife) is a Domme/Mistress, I am a Dom/Master. We have a sub (xxxx) and a slave (Xxxx, who by the way is transgendered). We have 2 wonderfull kids that come first before anyone one, who are vanilla but are used to us being poly."
Okay, so his wife is 24 and they have two kids.. I got that, no problem.. They come first before anyone, fantastic.. good attitude about the kids.. they are vanilla..
FREEZE!!!
Ummm, you really felt the need to mention in your profile that your kids are vanilla? Eh, if your wife is 24 the kids can't be much older than toddlers.. No, seriously why is this even mentioned?
Come on man!!
Okay, i'd really like to know the identity of the first person to put this in their CollarMe profile.. If for nothing else than to know who it is that really needs a swift kick in the posterior region.
"Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this"
I suspect this particular disclaimer was done in response to some study that was done by the University of Sydney... I've seen this mentioned in some of those disclaimers..
But ummm... Folks.. Errrr.. You do know Collarme is an anonymous site, yes? By anonymous I mean that when you sign on you are not required to give any information about yourself.In fact you don't even have to have an account on CM to browse profiles. Any information that you DO give is for profile purposes and is totally voluntary.. You don't have to tell the truth in this information.. (But we know that no one would actually lie about those things, right?)
That means any words in your profile/journal are also voluntary...
So tell me, how can there be a violation of your PRIVACY on a site where no expectation of said privacy is present or implied aside from the fact you don't have to tell anything about yourself?
To all of you who have this in their profile... Bitch, please!
I swear I think Geraldo Rivera is actively campaigning for a Darwin Award. Did you see that video of him with the Lybian rebels? Wellllllll... He's in this pickup truck with his cameraman and a few of the rebels and all of a sudden the shooting starts.
.
We see Geraldo getting out of the back of this truck.. and then he stoops down and starts to scoot away from the truck... still holding his microphone, yelling into it.. Gotta report the human drama, yes?
Yeah uh, a few seconds later we see that he scooted to about 20 or so feet away from the truck... OUT IN THE FUCKING OPEN!! Uhh, i'm no military mastermind or anything like that but when the shooting starts the place to be is on the other side of the fucking truck so that the person who wants to pop you a new asshole in the middle of your forehead has a bit of trouble doing so because of that hunk of steel you're hiding behind.
Shit, even the people with the guns to shoot back at them are taking refuge.. That tell you something?
Eh, enough for now.. I may not post all that often but as I said last time, i'm still around. watching...waiting...
Um okay then, it's not that I was running out of shit to post really, but it's gotten to the point where i'm looking at the same profile but written in different ways. We've all seen that profile many times, it's the one that is so unrealistic the only people who could ever take it seriously should have "victim" tattooed on their forehead.
Such as, I favorited one profile that I was going to use here because it said something about how sexually driven his slave would be.. then went on to state that he'd remove their labia, hood, and clitoris to make them a better slave. Errr, yeah that'll go a long way toward keeping some girl sexually driven, huh? Nothing like a little desensitizing multilation to bring out that sex drive, eh?
Well, the guy starts messaging me and then followed a long exchange that ended with me being blocked *giggle* and me writing up what amounted to an entire blog post just on this one asshole. Not that it wasn't funny, it was in fact hilarious but I decided not to post it because really it was nothing new. I could post it now but he's since changed his profile to take out the funniest shit, but what's the point?. I'll just keep what I wrote... Just because, yanno?
So I start asking myself if i'm holding off posting something because it wasn't new.. Where the fuck do I go from here?
Eh, I have no fucking idea so we'll just muddle about and see what happens.. Translation: Who cares if the shit is new as long as it's funny.
Right then, here's something that really needs to be placed in the category of things that should not have to be said, ever..
This is from the profile of a 51 dominant in Ohio..
"The last decision you will make is when you decide to become my slave. Before you make that decision, you will know what it is that I will do to and with you including that I am not into subjecting my slave to death or serious injury."
You know on the surface it's probably comforting to know this guy isn't into subjecting his slave to death, wouldn't you say? But errr, is it just me but doesn't it just seem that if someone feels to need to state this up front this is likely someone you shouldn't want anywhere near you?
Actually in my opinion if you have to for any reason suspend disbelief when viewing someone's profile there should be red flags waving, lights flashing, sirens blaring and all sorts of other warning signs happening inside your head.
As for the above person, other than that one line his profile is basically the typical profile of that type. It has the usual castle realm shit in the journals and several pics from the net of women in various poses and what have you.. along with the sunglasses picture. I'm not saying this guy is a whack job or anything like that.. but that one line in his profile just makes me wonder..
I've very nearly put a disclaimer in my profile that says that it is a joke profile, very nearly.. Umm, until I remembered that the most fun I have with the UltimateDomme profile are with the people who read the profile and don't get it. It's really pretty sick that there have been as many people and there have who have had the intended humor go over their head.
Heh, and then there are the people who for whatever reason are offended by my profile..
Such as this 52 trans switch from *giggle* Mississippi who recently sent me the following message.
"I can not believe you are still playing this game..and it is just a stupid parody....get the hell off this web site if you are not serious...."
Oh but I AM serious about my humor. If the ratio of the positive vs. the negative messages i've gotten and continue to get weren't something along the order of 99-1 i'd probably say to myself, "gee, this shit ain't going over so well." And i'd disappear into the ash heap of history.
But since this isn't the case i'll simply continue on with with i'm doing, have fun doing it, and advise you that if you don't like the fucking thing, don't read it.. hide my profile so that I don't even show up when you're browsing for those "psydo-lesbian lovers" <-- His words... you're seeking.
Ah, now I want to say a few words about the MsStrict77/MistressGaby saga. Some of you will remember in January I put on my profile that they both belonged to me and anyone who wanted to use them need only send me a message. (As a point of interest I got a TON of requests.. Fuck!)
Lemme splain to ya how and why that happened. When I first started this profile I commented that I was considering telling those who read my profile and still asked to "join my house" to put that in their profile. I didn't do so because I naively said the stupid need to be protected, not exploited.
Ah, in the middle of September I had an exchange with MsStrict during which I called him an idiot and even posted on this blog about that exchange..
Right then, in January this MsStrict person messages me AGAIN flirting and what have you..I was in a feisty mood at that time so I took a different approach and within 5 messages MsStrict agreed to be mine. Now, upon further exploration it became revealed that even though he knew I am not the person in that picture, he wanted to belong to me BECAUSE of that picture.. Yep, nevermind all else, it was the picture.
I'm not kidding ya... Now, he's already in the middle of something with this MistressGaby person so I had to take them as a package deal. Yeah okay, so i've got two all of a sudden. It got funny right away when the requests started coming in... mostly from men. (Ah, these two were billed as lesbians,. heh) I was like, "Fuck yeah, have at em.."
Eh, I was also getting more than a few messages from people warning me they were not who they said they were which was pretty funny really.
Anyway, after about a week of me playing air traffic controller.. "Ah roger, you're cleared to use mistressgaby.. Follow the dom on final..." gaby decides she wants to send me a "proof picture". I told her not once, not twice, but three times I did not want said picture but she insisted...
The picture I got was a pathetic photoshop and this is when the funny part for me got started.. It turns out mistressgaby is in fact a crossdresser called MaidAlice and I will say Maidalice had a pretty nice body.... passable on that score, but not in the face.
Eh, this idiot went totally out of his way to get caught.. So I of course sent him packing.. Not for being fake, I already KNEW that.. But for being Stoooooooopit..
MsStrict followed shortly after, when I kicked her to the curb for not doing as she was told. Now, to specify, she was told that she was to do anything she was asked to do within her hard limits, by the people that were given permission to use her, yes yes? Right then, someone asked for a revealing pic and this was refused, so out the door she went.
We had one more conversation on Yahoo where I told her that I was aware she was a guy since September. Of course she denied it so I asked for a picture of her holding a local newspaper.
MsStrict hasn't logged on since then (1-31-11) and MistressGaby's profile either no longer exists or is hidden.. MaidAlice is also gone...
Oh, i'm pretty sure they're both still around with new names.. hehehe.. As a matter of fact gaby is now using the name Sexysecretary and actually messaged me. It took me two messages to recognize his distinctive typing style, but he of course denied it.... lol. I won't even mention that a tineye search on the pictures in his profile reveals that they are all over the internet. Shhhhhhhhhhh don't tell!
This is clearly a case of someone getting smacked REAL hard with the stoopid stick.
So, that's how and why it happened... Just me minding my own business and the lulz falling right into my lap.
This next profile, I had to read several times. At first glance I will say that something I could not quite put my finger on seemed .. errr off... Anyway, this is a 42/24 Dom/Domme couple in North Dakota and have a poly house.. Errr.. okay here's the first paragraph of this profile.. But this one also goes into the category of things that need not be said.
"I am the head of a polyamorous house. The dynamics of the house are as follows, Xxxxxx (my wife) is a Domme/Mistress, I am a Dom/Master. We have a sub (xxxx) and a slave (Xxxx, who by the way is transgendered). We have 2 wonderfull kids that come first before anyone one, who are vanilla but are used to us being poly."
Okay, so his wife is 24 and they have two kids.. I got that, no problem.. They come first before anyone, fantastic.. good attitude about the kids.. they are vanilla..
FREEZE!!!
Ummm, you really felt the need to mention in your profile that your kids are vanilla? Eh, if your wife is 24 the kids can't be much older than toddlers.. No, seriously why is this even mentioned?
Come on man!!
Okay, i'd really like to know the identity of the first person to put this in their CollarMe profile.. If for nothing else than to know who it is that really needs a swift kick in the posterior region.
"Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this"
I suspect this particular disclaimer was done in response to some study that was done by the University of Sydney... I've seen this mentioned in some of those disclaimers..
But ummm... Folks.. Errrr.. You do know Collarme is an anonymous site, yes? By anonymous I mean that when you sign on you are not required to give any information about yourself.In fact you don't even have to have an account on CM to browse profiles. Any information that you DO give is for profile purposes and is totally voluntary.. You don't have to tell the truth in this information.. (But we know that no one would actually lie about those things, right?)
That means any words in your profile/journal are also voluntary...
So tell me, how can there be a violation of your PRIVACY on a site where no expectation of said privacy is present or implied aside from the fact you don't have to tell anything about yourself?
To all of you who have this in their profile... Bitch, please!
I swear I think Geraldo Rivera is actively campaigning for a Darwin Award. Did you see that video of him with the Lybian rebels? Wellllllll... He's in this pickup truck with his cameraman and a few of the rebels and all of a sudden the shooting starts.
.
We see Geraldo getting out of the back of this truck.. and then he stoops down and starts to scoot away from the truck... still holding his microphone, yelling into it.. Gotta report the human drama, yes?
Yeah uh, a few seconds later we see that he scooted to about 20 or so feet away from the truck... OUT IN THE FUCKING OPEN!! Uhh, i'm no military mastermind or anything like that but when the shooting starts the place to be is on the other side of the fucking truck so that the person who wants to pop you a new asshole in the middle of your forehead has a bit of trouble doing so because of that hunk of steel you're hiding behind.
Shit, even the people with the guns to shoot back at them are taking refuge.. That tell you something?
Eh, enough for now.. I may not post all that often but as I said last time, i'm still around. watching...waiting...
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Right then, I've seen some real interesting criteria from some people...
Some even make sense, such as an age range or a location range..You know things of that nature. Errr, but this one is a little out there.. One in particular doesn't wish to speak to anyone who happens to be a fan of the NFL team Pittsburgh Steelers, an unforgivable character flaw in this person's estimation.
Uh, yeah.... During the summer I was answering messages from people with another sort of interesting reason for not wishing to be their domme from the first message. There was one fella from Greece who messaged and wanted to serve me and my reply was one of disqualifcation..
Why? Oh it was because he lived in Greece and the day before Greece had just lost to South Korea 2-0 in the opening round of the 2010 World Cup. My reasoning was that I had no use for anyone who lived in a country without a decent football side.
I thought it was logical.... However my suitor from Greece thought that was a piss poor reason for not wanting him... He explained to me how Greece won the European Cup in 2008..And then he goes on to say the English side (The one he really supported as a point of interest) Was sure to crush the hapless American "soccer" team..... Yeah, yeah I know.. every country except the United States calls it football.
Eh, he had a point up until time the American team did not lose to England which served to validate my original point...
Yeah, still with me? That same bit also worked well for a fella from Australia, France and Italy.. (none of which advanced from the group stage) Of course when some moron from Spain messaged me I couldn't use that excuse because they won the competition.. eh, so I had to rely on something else.. That I wasn't interested in anyone who could message and and ask to serve me without knowing the first thing about me.
And that annoys me a lot. Not that it is not possible for it to happen, but if I (Or anyone) accepted a virtual stranger as a submissive just how long would you imagine this person is going to be staying around? No really, how long will it be before that person is out looking for someone else?
Actually I gave that bit up... errrrrrr because Ghana made it to the quarterfinals *smirk*
Here's one that makes you do a double take and then begin to say something but the forces of nature call you back from the brink. Well, maybe not that dramatic.. But this is a 57 female dominant in Florida.. and well, here's the first paragraph of the profile...
"Now hear this...I am a PRO Domme'...if it is not ready to run to the bank...do not go, any further. Take the time to read MY profile. Save us both some time... if I hear from one more want-a-be...I will hunt you down and beat you within an inch of your life, spit on you and call your wife or mother and have them come and get your no-good cheap, lying ass!"
Ummmmm, so here it is.. if the guy doesn't wanna run straight to the bank for you to pay you to be your pain slut.. (Yeah, that's something she says she wants..) You're uhhh gonna hunt him down and beat him to within an inch of his life... spit on him and then call his wife to come get him..
And this is going to deter those sort of folks how, exactly? C'mon now.. if you're gonna make those sorts of threats.......Oh just nevermind!
Ah..... It never fails to send me into fits of laughter when someone messages me out of the blue to take issue with my profile.. I mean the profile part of it.. not the journal/blog..Seriously, i've actually considered putting, "Hey, this is a joke profile" on it... Only considered it mind you, too many lulz from the folks who don't get it.
This is a 60 female (trans) dominant in New York..You've probably seen this person, she has three profiles and for some reason I could not read her profile.. hidden? I thought so. And this exchange ended with me being blocked.. so guess where my response will go?
"Plllllleeeease, Aperson does not go from slave to Domme in 6 months. Either you are Domme or slave I have been in this kifestyle 15 plus yrs and have enjoyed "breaking' young dommes like you as well as those of 25 yrs that thought all their yrs they were Domme. My mentor many yrs ago was A old world German Domme and only had one thing to say, "You are born to be a domme or not" And she was so right."
Yeah, this is another of those old guard folks who just can't get past the fact things ain't what they used to be.... Gotta love the "old world German Domme" bit though.. More valid when it's German, yep yep. Oh of course I responded.. I know I know... I provoked her.. So sue me :-P
"Did you actually READ the profile and the corresponding journal/blog entries? I'll wager not since you seem to want to harp on the profile itself with your "old world" bullcrap... Let me give you a hint... the profile and blogs are satire.
But um, thank you for the note.. It was quite amusing. :)"
Yeah, anyone who reads my profile and tries to take issue with its validity is going to get a response like that. Heheh.... Of course I know that egos being what they are... I'm going to get a receipt.
"If you had bothered to look you would have seen that Mistress did read the profile and thus knows what she was saying.
As for young ones attempt at satire that is as you call it "bullcrap" just like your beliefs. when you have 15 yrs and countless slaves or subs that have served you then you have the right to contradict Miss.."
After I stopped giggling at the third person speak, I sent back this... I don't think I turned the screws... well not TOO much.. *Doe eyed innocent look*
"No, I didn't see anything of the sort seeing as your profile is hidden.. I'd not see where you viewed my profile. Anyway, from your words to me it was crystal clear you didn't get it.... All you saw were the words in the profile and THOUGHT you understood what you obviously did not. So you didn't get the humor, oh fucking well...LOL
As far as having the "right" to contradict you, (And who the fuck is this `miss' person anyway? I swear that third person speak is the most moronic drivel i've ever heard.) I have every right to contradict you, as well as every right to call an idiot what they are.
Anyway, what exactly has your panties in a bunch over my profile anyway? C'mon now, spit it out."
This clown was quick to go over the edge and block me. geeee...
"First of all My profile is not hidden, second contradict if you wish but you are wrong. Feel lucky that you are not close, I would teach you something about being respectful and doninant.
This is te last time for contact My time is worth more than this.
I have a slave that has to be milked and then trained, she knows what respect is.
Mistress Jessica"
You've gotta love it, "if you were closer i'd do this and this and that.." Although she DID drop the third person speak in the last message so that's a plus... Geeeeeeee if i'm so wrong why not try to go over where you think i'm wrong instead of going all flaming queen and hitting the block button? After all isn't the idea of education rather a big one in the scene?
Anyway, the first message was clear, she took the profile serious and decided to take the time to message me and point out how it's not possible for someone to go from slave to domme in six months... And then of course her own resume' about her vast experience.. etc.
Really it never ceases to amaze me how those who have something pointed out to them they did not know can't get over their ego.. I mean afterall it's not HER fault she read a joke profile and didn't get it, err right? Instead of, "Oh, I misread that..." you gotta have a hissy fit? Go for it, but if you're stupid enough to not get it you're no match for someone like me... Why? because I have the advantage from the get go of knowing you're stooooopid.
Here's a 55 dominant in Michigan.. He's well known in politcal circles and the clergy so he has disguised himself in his photo.. oooooo my!.... Here's a bit of his profile.
"My background in Psychology has taught me that whether the relationship is "vanilla" or alternative lifestyle, COMMUNICATION is the key to that successful relationship. I have been in this lifestyle well over 20 years. Never has a sub ever had to use a safeword."
Ahhhhh So it's a background in psychology that gives one the knowlege that communication is key, huh? And here I thought it was common knowledge as well as common sense.
This one pisses me off a little, though. Why is it so many people consider the actual usage of a safeword to be some sort of failure? Seriously, safewords are there for when SOMETHING IS WRONG.. It's not a badge of dishonor to have to use a safeword or have a sub use one on you.
Come on now, it's called a safeword... not a failword.
As for the above person, in over 20 years he's never had a submissive use a safeword on him... And he thinks it's some sort of accomplishment to be proud of... Maybe he thinks so, but based on his profile I don't...
I can think of three possible reasons why he's been able to accomplish this.
1- He's been very lucky to never have caught someone when their head for whatever reason wasn't totally in it. As much as some would like to think otherwise, submissives and slaves are human and what they may be able to handle today may be too much tomorrow. Physical limits or tolerance if you will are not static. (Doubt it)
2- His subs are the sort who see using a safeword as a failure and are afraid to use it when it SHOULD be used. This is really the saddest one of all, the submissive or slave who while they have a safeword the domimant will consider its usage a failure. (Don't think so)
3- He's too light. That he's never tried to explore limits and tried to expand on them. Guess what, when you do this the chances it is going to go too far on occasion greatly increase. That's one of the biggest thrills to many people, to be able to take a little more than they think they can... It has another name as well.. GROWTH... (Hmm, could be)
Hmmm, actually there's a 4th possible reason.. He's never had a real life submissive... errr... hmmmm.
This is a 34 dominant in New Jersey and his profile starts...
"I'm an asshole"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no6-vsHgHJg
Eh, what can you say about someone who calls himself an asshole? He's probably a fucking sweetheart.... heheh.
Hmm, a couple of entries ago I posted about the guy who approached me on CM and wanted to talk on Yahoo if I were interested in his idea to make loads of money from financial domination with a dose of hypnosis thrown in to keep the sucker on the hook...
Here's one if you're a domme you've probably heard from.. The person's name is MistressRonna and when she approaches you, here's her line...
"Do you wish to work with us for $8,000-$12,000 per month, 2-3 hours a day as a finance online mistress?"
Heh, her fucking profile even says as much...
"I'm mistress Ronna from NY.
If you wish to make great $$ as an online or RT mistress you are wellcome to contact me.
female switch / sub you can feel free to contact me as well."
Heheheh.. the financial domme racket must be really rocking if these people are out recruiting dommes...
And then there's the 21 female domme in New York...
"On here to secure elite dommes for my network."
Elite dommes for her network huh?
And thennnnnnn.. one I just can't resist.. This is a 44 dominant in Japan.. And uhh.. well his profile is long and the cat is gorean.. but he's like for real, yanno? Not one of them pretend goreans or anything like that... Check this bit in his profile...
"Currently only seeking Goreans Who are interested in joining My Home which is online but All Family Members do practice Gor in real as much as real allows. Family resides in the USA, the UK, Canada and Japan "
An online family.. but they are all like for real and stuff, yeah. Umm, errr.. No, I don't have the heart to go on with this.. *giggle*
Here's an example of how easily one can become disillusioned about "no limits".. You know, when someone comes up with something you reflect upon and after careful consideration you decide that no, you can't do this... Errr, this is a 40 submissive in Missouri...
"i thought i was or at least trying to be a no limit pet. however, after chatting with some on here, i realize now that i do have some limits. i am a very sexual pet that needs her clit and wants to keep her breasts. i don't mind dehumanization but i am afraid that those types of body modifications are currently a limit."
That MUST come as a shock when you start to realize the scope of "no limits".... Such as a 24 submissive in New York.. Apparently this profile is of a domme and a submissive.. but here..
"Ive talked to women and men here who said they would do anything and were all talk. Im a sick twisted non feeling socialpath bitch! Anything means anything get my drift read between the lines. And the girl on here calling herself snuffwhore is all talk! If you cant do as you say or have the stomach for it leave me alone!"
Of course this one has the word death in her name so you rather get the idea of what this one is all about, huh? *smirk*
Yeah it's been awhile.. i've not had as much time to get in there and hunt for the lulz... But i'm still around watching.. waiting.. :-)
Some even make sense, such as an age range or a location range..You know things of that nature. Errr, but this one is a little out there.. One in particular doesn't wish to speak to anyone who happens to be a fan of the NFL team Pittsburgh Steelers, an unforgivable character flaw in this person's estimation.
Uh, yeah.... During the summer I was answering messages from people with another sort of interesting reason for not wishing to be their domme from the first message. There was one fella from Greece who messaged and wanted to serve me and my reply was one of disqualifcation..
Why? Oh it was because he lived in Greece and the day before Greece had just lost to South Korea 2-0 in the opening round of the 2010 World Cup. My reasoning was that I had no use for anyone who lived in a country without a decent football side.
I thought it was logical.... However my suitor from Greece thought that was a piss poor reason for not wanting him... He explained to me how Greece won the European Cup in 2008..And then he goes on to say the English side (The one he really supported as a point of interest) Was sure to crush the hapless American "soccer" team..... Yeah, yeah I know.. every country except the United States calls it football.
Eh, he had a point up until time the American team did not lose to England which served to validate my original point...
Yeah, still with me? That same bit also worked well for a fella from Australia, France and Italy.. (none of which advanced from the group stage) Of course when some moron from Spain messaged me I couldn't use that excuse because they won the competition.. eh, so I had to rely on something else.. That I wasn't interested in anyone who could message and and ask to serve me without knowing the first thing about me.
And that annoys me a lot. Not that it is not possible for it to happen, but if I (Or anyone) accepted a virtual stranger as a submissive just how long would you imagine this person is going to be staying around? No really, how long will it be before that person is out looking for someone else?
Actually I gave that bit up... errrrrrr because Ghana made it to the quarterfinals *smirk*
Here's one that makes you do a double take and then begin to say something but the forces of nature call you back from the brink. Well, maybe not that dramatic.. But this is a 57 female dominant in Florida.. and well, here's the first paragraph of the profile...
"Now hear this...I am a PRO Domme'...if it is not ready to run to the bank...do not go, any further. Take the time to read MY profile. Save us both some time... if I hear from one more want-a-be...I will hunt you down and beat you within an inch of your life, spit on you and call your wife or mother and have them come and get your no-good cheap, lying ass!"
Ummmmm, so here it is.. if the guy doesn't wanna run straight to the bank for you to pay you to be your pain slut.. (Yeah, that's something she says she wants..) You're uhhh gonna hunt him down and beat him to within an inch of his life... spit on him and then call his wife to come get him..
And this is going to deter those sort of folks how, exactly? C'mon now.. if you're gonna make those sorts of threats.......Oh just nevermind!
Ah..... It never fails to send me into fits of laughter when someone messages me out of the blue to take issue with my profile.. I mean the profile part of it.. not the journal/blog..Seriously, i've actually considered putting, "Hey, this is a joke profile" on it... Only considered it mind you, too many lulz from the folks who don't get it.
This is a 60 female (trans) dominant in New York..You've probably seen this person, she has three profiles and for some reason I could not read her profile.. hidden? I thought so. And this exchange ended with me being blocked.. so guess where my response will go?
"Plllllleeeease, Aperson does not go from slave to Domme in 6 months. Either you are Domme or slave I have been in this kifestyle 15 plus yrs and have enjoyed "breaking' young dommes like you as well as those of 25 yrs that thought all their yrs they were Domme. My mentor many yrs ago was A old world German Domme and only had one thing to say, "You are born to be a domme or not" And she was so right."
Yeah, this is another of those old guard folks who just can't get past the fact things ain't what they used to be.... Gotta love the "old world German Domme" bit though.. More valid when it's German, yep yep. Oh of course I responded.. I know I know... I provoked her.. So sue me :-P
"Did you actually READ the profile and the corresponding journal/blog entries? I'll wager not since you seem to want to harp on the profile itself with your "old world" bullcrap... Let me give you a hint... the profile and blogs are satire.
But um, thank you for the note.. It was quite amusing. :)"
Yeah, anyone who reads my profile and tries to take issue with its validity is going to get a response like that. Heheh.... Of course I know that egos being what they are... I'm going to get a receipt.
"If you had bothered to look you would have seen that Mistress did read the profile and thus knows what she was saying.
As for young ones attempt at satire that is as you call it "bullcrap" just like your beliefs. when you have 15 yrs and countless slaves or subs that have served you then you have the right to contradict Miss.."
After I stopped giggling at the third person speak, I sent back this... I don't think I turned the screws... well not TOO much.. *Doe eyed innocent look*
"No, I didn't see anything of the sort seeing as your profile is hidden.. I'd not see where you viewed my profile. Anyway, from your words to me it was crystal clear you didn't get it.... All you saw were the words in the profile and THOUGHT you understood what you obviously did not. So you didn't get the humor, oh fucking well...LOL
As far as having the "right" to contradict you, (And who the fuck is this `miss' person anyway? I swear that third person speak is the most moronic drivel i've ever heard.) I have every right to contradict you, as well as every right to call an idiot what they are.
Anyway, what exactly has your panties in a bunch over my profile anyway? C'mon now, spit it out."
This clown was quick to go over the edge and block me. geeee...
"First of all My profile is not hidden, second contradict if you wish but you are wrong. Feel lucky that you are not close, I would teach you something about being respectful and doninant.
This is te last time for contact My time is worth more than this.
I have a slave that has to be milked and then trained, she knows what respect is.
Mistress Jessica"
You've gotta love it, "if you were closer i'd do this and this and that.." Although she DID drop the third person speak in the last message so that's a plus... Geeeeeeee if i'm so wrong why not try to go over where you think i'm wrong instead of going all flaming queen and hitting the block button? After all isn't the idea of education rather a big one in the scene?
Anyway, the first message was clear, she took the profile serious and decided to take the time to message me and point out how it's not possible for someone to go from slave to domme in six months... And then of course her own resume' about her vast experience.. etc.
Really it never ceases to amaze me how those who have something pointed out to them they did not know can't get over their ego.. I mean afterall it's not HER fault she read a joke profile and didn't get it, err right? Instead of, "Oh, I misread that..." you gotta have a hissy fit? Go for it, but if you're stupid enough to not get it you're no match for someone like me... Why? because I have the advantage from the get go of knowing you're stooooopid.
Here's a 55 dominant in Michigan.. He's well known in politcal circles and the clergy so he has disguised himself in his photo.. oooooo my!.... Here's a bit of his profile.
"My background in Psychology has taught me that whether the relationship is "vanilla" or alternative lifestyle, COMMUNICATION is the key to that successful relationship. I have been in this lifestyle well over 20 years. Never has a sub ever had to use a safeword."
Ahhhhh So it's a background in psychology that gives one the knowlege that communication is key, huh? And here I thought it was common knowledge as well as common sense.
This one pisses me off a little, though. Why is it so many people consider the actual usage of a safeword to be some sort of failure? Seriously, safewords are there for when SOMETHING IS WRONG.. It's not a badge of dishonor to have to use a safeword or have a sub use one on you.
Come on now, it's called a safeword... not a failword.
As for the above person, in over 20 years he's never had a submissive use a safeword on him... And he thinks it's some sort of accomplishment to be proud of... Maybe he thinks so, but based on his profile I don't...
I can think of three possible reasons why he's been able to accomplish this.
1- He's been very lucky to never have caught someone when their head for whatever reason wasn't totally in it. As much as some would like to think otherwise, submissives and slaves are human and what they may be able to handle today may be too much tomorrow. Physical limits or tolerance if you will are not static. (Doubt it)
2- His subs are the sort who see using a safeword as a failure and are afraid to use it when it SHOULD be used. This is really the saddest one of all, the submissive or slave who while they have a safeword the domimant will consider its usage a failure. (Don't think so)
3- He's too light. That he's never tried to explore limits and tried to expand on them. Guess what, when you do this the chances it is going to go too far on occasion greatly increase. That's one of the biggest thrills to many people, to be able to take a little more than they think they can... It has another name as well.. GROWTH... (Hmm, could be)
Hmmm, actually there's a 4th possible reason.. He's never had a real life submissive... errr... hmmmm.
This is a 34 dominant in New Jersey and his profile starts...
"I'm an asshole"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no6-vsHgHJg
Eh, what can you say about someone who calls himself an asshole? He's probably a fucking sweetheart.... heheh.
Hmm, a couple of entries ago I posted about the guy who approached me on CM and wanted to talk on Yahoo if I were interested in his idea to make loads of money from financial domination with a dose of hypnosis thrown in to keep the sucker on the hook...
Here's one if you're a domme you've probably heard from.. The person's name is MistressRonna and when she approaches you, here's her line...
"Do you wish to work with us for $8,000-$12,000 per month, 2-3 hours a day as a finance online mistress?"
Heh, her fucking profile even says as much...
"I'm mistress Ronna from NY.
If you wish to make great $$ as an online or RT mistress you are wellcome to contact me.
female switch / sub you can feel free to contact me as well."
Heheheh.. the financial domme racket must be really rocking if these people are out recruiting dommes...
And then there's the 21 female domme in New York...
"On here to secure elite dommes for my network."
Elite dommes for her network huh?
And thennnnnnn.. one I just can't resist.. This is a 44 dominant in Japan.. And uhh.. well his profile is long and the cat is gorean.. but he's like for real, yanno? Not one of them pretend goreans or anything like that... Check this bit in his profile...
"Currently only seeking Goreans Who are interested in joining My Home which is online but All Family Members do practice Gor in real as much as real allows. Family resides in the USA, the UK, Canada and Japan "
An online family.. but they are all like for real and stuff, yeah. Umm, errr.. No, I don't have the heart to go on with this.. *giggle*
Here's an example of how easily one can become disillusioned about "no limits".. You know, when someone comes up with something you reflect upon and after careful consideration you decide that no, you can't do this... Errr, this is a 40 submissive in Missouri...
"i thought i was or at least trying to be a no limit pet. however, after chatting with some on here, i realize now that i do have some limits. i am a very sexual pet that needs her clit and wants to keep her breasts. i don't mind dehumanization but i am afraid that those types of body modifications are currently a limit."
That MUST come as a shock when you start to realize the scope of "no limits".... Such as a 24 submissive in New York.. Apparently this profile is of a domme and a submissive.. but here..
"Ive talked to women and men here who said they would do anything and were all talk. Im a sick twisted non feeling socialpath bitch! Anything means anything get my drift read between the lines. And the girl on here calling herself snuffwhore is all talk! If you cant do as you say or have the stomach for it leave me alone!"
Of course this one has the word death in her name so you rather get the idea of what this one is all about, huh? *smirk*
Yeah it's been awhile.. i've not had as much time to get in there and hunt for the lulz... But i'm still around watching.. waiting.. :-)
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
I'm not afraid to be disagreed with, nor am I afraid of having someone take a shot at me.. In fact, if I see a good shot someone has taken at me i'll post it right here... It's just that i've yet to see anything of the sort.. Most of the negative feedback i've gotten has been of the "u suck" variety.. Until now.
This is that 24 dominant in Texas I mentioned in my last entry.. I made reference to the fact after we had the message exchange he viewed my profile several times. I didn't say it like that, but I was pretty sure he had at least an inkling of why I favorited his profile once he did so.
Well, hes fired back and here's his shot..
"Well there is a woman who tried to satire me. It doesn't bother me that she attempts this, it's funny. Nonetheless, she is apparently offended by the fact that I don't believe in female dominants. Well here's a news flash little woman, you taking offense won't change my views anymore than my writing this will cause you to stop your little satire blog.
I visited her profile to view her journal entries, no harm done, yet I notice she documented that I did so. To my knowledge there is no crime in viewing a profile and her commentary on the subject makes her seem a bit insecure, strange for someone who claims to be a dom of the highest order. I did message her asking why she added me to her favorite list, just out of curiousity and to ensure I didn't have a crazy stalker on my hands.To her credit she simply stated she wanted to be able to find it. Hey, that's fine with me, (although it wasn't @ first admittedly because random strangers adding me to their favorites is a bit peculiar and questionable.) Not so bothered now, especially since I have actually read her attempt at satire.
At the end of the day, we'll both go on with our lives regardless what we think of each other I'm sure."
There we go.. I'm not even going to escalate it... He was a bit off point as to what I was saying, I am not offended by those who don't believe in female dominants... Misogony on the other hand, offends me.
Just call it, "equal time" if you will. I even messaged the guy and we had a civil conversation.
Hey, remember when I posted about the guy who was advertising a self castration? Welllllllll.. the lying fucker messaged me again last night asking if I wanted to watch him slice if off on camera.
*GASP!* The lying bastard didn't do as he promised before, and I was frankly offended that he did not keep his promise.. yeah!
Eh, here's what I told him when he messaged this to me.....
"wanna watch you watch me slice my cock for you "
"Ah ha!!!! You offered that before and when I said no you said you were going to do it anyway!!! You big liar head!"
"no i sliced on it then. now full removal"
"No, you're a big liar head.. you promised a self castration before and you didn't deliver.."
I'm not sure if anyone has noticed this yet, but a few months ago the people hailing from the country of Ghana disappeared. It's my understanding the country of Ghana was no longer a choice that could be made when starting a new account and selecting a country.
In the last couple of days however, i've noticed some profiles where the person is from the city of Accra... I saw one from Accra, Indiana, and then another from Accra, Guam.. In fact there are quite a few people on there from the city of Accra, but in different states/locations.
Of course Accra is in fact in Ghana so it leads me to wonder.. No, I don't wonder at all that they are back, I frankly expected it.. What I wonder is how stupid this person or people are to still use the city of Accra as a location?
Again, don't blame CM for this.. The scammers are always going to find a way.
Right then... Here's a 28 female dominant in New Jersey.. And let's see how many people can find the irony in this one... first a paragraph of the profile..
"Quick note I changed my profile from switch to domme because I have been told even though I like to be tied up and fucked I am very strict and very dominate."
Right.. soaked it all in? Okay, let us continue with this journal entry.
"Looking for a young domme who would like to gain some knowledge and training. I would be your mentor. If Your interested please apply.
Guys it says DOMME. Which means female not male."
MmmHmm.. So, she joins the site on 1-1-11 as a switch, and the above journal was written on the 16th, so she became "domme" i'd say two weeks after joining.. yes yes?
Yes, Errr.. and now this brand new domme is looking to take on someone as their mentor?
And no no.. i've not even taken note of the fact she's used the oft used "dominate" when it should be dominant, but that does rather add to the overall irony of this one, eh?
Pssst, if it went over your head one who is a mentor is one with the experience and knowledge to pass along to someone without them.
Commercial time again.. This is the one where the rattlesnake is about to nail a rabbit and so up comes his rattle to mesmerize the shit of the rabbit before he strikes...... Except the rattle is a baby rattle.. You've seen it?
Yeah, so the rabbit sees this and starts laughing, calls over his friends and they are all rolling on the ground laughing at the snake with the baby rattle for a rattle, yes yes?
Uh huh.. I was kinda baked one night when this commercial came out and i'm sitting there going, "Dude, you're a fucking rattlesnake... Bite one of those fucking rabbits, they'll shut up!"
But nooooooo.. the silly rattlesnake retreats into his coils and hides his face because he's so embarassed.
Now, i'm envisioning an alternate version of that commercial.... While the rabbits are all laughing another snake would come up behind them and start quoting that pulp fiction shit..
"I will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furrrrrrriossssss anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.."
Well you know the rest. This is when the new rattlesnake would just start zapping those silly laughing rabbits..
And then the two rattlesnakes would nip off for a spot of breakfast or a drink at the local snake tavern.
Hey! If a rabbit can laugh then a damned snake can make that quote!
Here's a profile I want to delve into and rip apart, and this profile is a prime example of someone wanting to both have his cake and eat it. (Actually, before one can in fact eat cake, one must first have said cake... Errrr...)
Anyway, this is a 45 dominant in Washington... and this is one who considers himself "Gorean".. Now, we've seen some people who say they have adopted the ideals put forth in those books but don't follow them.. This cat takes things a little beyond that.. Wait.. here's the profile..
"IN THE BEGINNING....
I first found the books of Gor around the age of 9-10, but even younger than that my childhood games revolved around Dominance and submission, with the added spice of a little bondage thrown in. It was then that I first began considering myself to be "Of GOR", and at least with my closer acquaintances, going by the name of Xxxxxx. (and No, this does not mean that I believe myself to be On GOR, that would require far more imagination than I possess)"
Right, he realistically says that he does not believe himself ON Gor, cause he like doesn't have that much imagination. Yeah, okay.... 9 or 10 huh?
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"WHO AM I....
I am the Assassin, the Healer, the Warrior, the Poet, the humble Peasant, the gallant Knight.... I am all of these things and so much more, no label can ever describe who I am, for I am not the man I was yesterday, nor am I yet the man I will be tomorrow. I am ever changing with each new experience in my life."
Now hold on! He simply does not have that sort of imagination!! What the fuck is this shit?
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"GOREAN CASTE SYSTEM....
There is a multitude of Castes upon "Gor", some are glamorous, others not so much, although each is necessary to the survival and health of each City. Much like the jobs people work at here, some are covered in glory, others in garbage, each is necessary.
I identify best with the Caste of Assassin, for there are those in the world who richly deserve NOT to be in it. And it is the Assassin who is best trained to quietly target the guilty and eliminate the one without bringing harm to the innocent many."
So, he's an assassin is he? Does this mean he's a covert operative of the CIA or something like that, or just some geek who imagines himself some sort of noble assassin? I mean really, what vocation here in the real world is comparable to that of the assassin on Gor?
Would you like to know what makes an assassin effective? Other than being able to kill someone, it's that NO ONE KNOWS HE'S A FUCKING ASSASSIN!!! Errrr at least until it's too late to do anything about it. Those folks keep what they do secret.
As a point of interest, if you want some books about assassins you gotta read the Destroyer series about the continuing advertures of Remo Williams and his teacher/father Chiun and the glorious House of Sinanju.
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"MY HOME STONE....
When I was around 13yo, I searched along the river near where I lived, it was there I found an oval stone. It was smooth, flat, and gray in color. I picked it up and took it home, and over the next few days, I etched into the stone the Mark of the Dagger. When I was finished I swore an oath....
Where so ever I shall reside, there I shall place this simple stone. That land, the buildings upon it, and those people who reside beside me shall be under my protection, and will be defended up to and including the use of lethal force.
An image of my Home Stone may be seen in my gallery, normally it rests in the bust of a Bald Eagle."
Yeah, his profile shows pictures of this. Now, I don't want to be the one say it.. but errrrr.. 13 years old? Dude, you found a fucking rock you thought was cool and went all mideval about it.
"And whosoever shall be found without the soul for getting down.. Must stand beside the hounds of hell... and rot... inside a corpse's shell."
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"MY FAVORITE QUOTE....
If today I must die, let it be for a worthy cause, and may I be remembered as a man of Honor.
FAVORITE QUOTE FROM THE BOOKS....
"One of the pleasant things about owning a slave," I said, "is the opportunity to converse with her, listen to her, to hear her express herself, her feelings and ideas. One can learn much from a slave. Many slaves, like yourself, are highly intelligent. They can express themselves articulately, clearly, trenchantly and lyrically. It is a great pleasure to talk with them."
~Beasts of Gor - page 203~"
And here we have the seemingly required quote from one of those Gor books...
Here's my favorite quote..
"Can you imagine Armstrong being the first man on the sun? "One small step for man.. One.. OW! Shit!... OOOWWWW!!!'"
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"DISCLAIMER….
Do not confuse the Gorean Philosophy with the "online gorean roleplay" which is so popular, there is a vast difference. Many people have never read the books of Gor, yet claim to dislike "Gorean Lifestyle" from seeing it role-played online. The "online gorean role-players" have no real accountability for their actions, so play it to the extreme like many RPG'rs did while playing Dungeons & Dragons in years past."
Now we're getting to the meat of this one.. This is familiar, the attempt to distance what they believe from the books, and the way this is practiced online... But then......
"Professor John Lange (aka Norman) wrote of a place of ideals, many of the details of Gor can be traced back to earth’s own distant past. But many have found a belief in the writings of "Gor" that resonates within their spirit. Is a belief in a fictional scenario that holds Honor, Integrity, and Strength in such high esteem such a bad thing to believe in? "Is the Bible written about factual events, or is it merely a great work of early Science Fiction, to give people something to believe in that is greater than themselves?" You must decide for yourself.""
And here we are... An actual comparison with those who have adopted the bible as their core beliefs.. This more than anything I could ever say illustrates quite clearly that no matter how you try to distance yourself from it, there is no escape from the fact you and others like you have decided to pattern your life after those books written by your Professor John Lange (aka Norman)... Your bible as it were.
I know, I know, to each their own... But come on now, it's always worth a few giggles to see someone actually try to rationalize it.
Here's some reallllll bad news for you Goreans.. What you do *IS* D/s.. and it *IS* BDSM... You might approach it from a different point of view, but while the names are changed the song remains the same. Have any of you ever wondered why BDSMers at a munch have a huge laugh whenever the subject of Gor comes up?
Seriously, we consider you Goreans that uncle who comes over for thanksgiving who always gets shit faced drunk and ends up vomiting on the pumpkin pie and passing out on the sofa. He's an embarassment, but he IS family..
Mmmkay then.. later my brothers and sisters.........
This is that 24 dominant in Texas I mentioned in my last entry.. I made reference to the fact after we had the message exchange he viewed my profile several times. I didn't say it like that, but I was pretty sure he had at least an inkling of why I favorited his profile once he did so.
Well, hes fired back and here's his shot..
"Well there is a woman who tried to satire me. It doesn't bother me that she attempts this, it's funny. Nonetheless, she is apparently offended by the fact that I don't believe in female dominants. Well here's a news flash little woman, you taking offense won't change my views anymore than my writing this will cause you to stop your little satire blog.
I visited her profile to view her journal entries, no harm done, yet I notice she documented that I did so. To my knowledge there is no crime in viewing a profile and her commentary on the subject makes her seem a bit insecure, strange for someone who claims to be a dom of the highest order. I did message her asking why she added me to her favorite list, just out of curiousity and to ensure I didn't have a crazy stalker on my hands.To her credit she simply stated she wanted to be able to find it. Hey, that's fine with me, (although it wasn't @ first admittedly because random strangers adding me to their favorites is a bit peculiar and questionable.) Not so bothered now, especially since I have actually read her attempt at satire.
At the end of the day, we'll both go on with our lives regardless what we think of each other I'm sure."
There we go.. I'm not even going to escalate it... He was a bit off point as to what I was saying, I am not offended by those who don't believe in female dominants... Misogony on the other hand, offends me.
Just call it, "equal time" if you will. I even messaged the guy and we had a civil conversation.
Hey, remember when I posted about the guy who was advertising a self castration? Welllllllll.. the lying fucker messaged me again last night asking if I wanted to watch him slice if off on camera.
*GASP!* The lying bastard didn't do as he promised before, and I was frankly offended that he did not keep his promise.. yeah!
Eh, here's what I told him when he messaged this to me.....
"wanna watch you watch me slice my cock for you "
"Ah ha!!!! You offered that before and when I said no you said you were going to do it anyway!!! You big liar head!"
"no i sliced on it then. now full removal"
"No, you're a big liar head.. you promised a self castration before and you didn't deliver.."
I'm not sure if anyone has noticed this yet, but a few months ago the people hailing from the country of Ghana disappeared. It's my understanding the country of Ghana was no longer a choice that could be made when starting a new account and selecting a country.
In the last couple of days however, i've noticed some profiles where the person is from the city of Accra... I saw one from Accra, Indiana, and then another from Accra, Guam.. In fact there are quite a few people on there from the city of Accra, but in different states/locations.
Of course Accra is in fact in Ghana so it leads me to wonder.. No, I don't wonder at all that they are back, I frankly expected it.. What I wonder is how stupid this person or people are to still use the city of Accra as a location?
Again, don't blame CM for this.. The scammers are always going to find a way.
Right then... Here's a 28 female dominant in New Jersey.. And let's see how many people can find the irony in this one... first a paragraph of the profile..
"Quick note I changed my profile from switch to domme because I have been told even though I like to be tied up and fucked I am very strict and very dominate."
Right.. soaked it all in? Okay, let us continue with this journal entry.
"Looking for a young domme who would like to gain some knowledge and training. I would be your mentor. If Your interested please apply.
Guys it says DOMME. Which means female not male."
MmmHmm.. So, she joins the site on 1-1-11 as a switch, and the above journal was written on the 16th, so she became "domme" i'd say two weeks after joining.. yes yes?
Yes, Errr.. and now this brand new domme is looking to take on someone as their mentor?
And no no.. i've not even taken note of the fact she's used the oft used "dominate" when it should be dominant, but that does rather add to the overall irony of this one, eh?
Pssst, if it went over your head one who is a mentor is one with the experience and knowledge to pass along to someone without them.
Commercial time again.. This is the one where the rattlesnake is about to nail a rabbit and so up comes his rattle to mesmerize the shit of the rabbit before he strikes...... Except the rattle is a baby rattle.. You've seen it?
Yeah, so the rabbit sees this and starts laughing, calls over his friends and they are all rolling on the ground laughing at the snake with the baby rattle for a rattle, yes yes?
Uh huh.. I was kinda baked one night when this commercial came out and i'm sitting there going, "Dude, you're a fucking rattlesnake... Bite one of those fucking rabbits, they'll shut up!"
But nooooooo.. the silly rattlesnake retreats into his coils and hides his face because he's so embarassed.
Now, i'm envisioning an alternate version of that commercial.... While the rabbits are all laughing another snake would come up behind them and start quoting that pulp fiction shit..
"I will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furrrrrrriossssss anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.."
Well you know the rest. This is when the new rattlesnake would just start zapping those silly laughing rabbits..
And then the two rattlesnakes would nip off for a spot of breakfast or a drink at the local snake tavern.
Hey! If a rabbit can laugh then a damned snake can make that quote!
Here's a profile I want to delve into and rip apart, and this profile is a prime example of someone wanting to both have his cake and eat it. (Actually, before one can in fact eat cake, one must first have said cake... Errrr...)
Anyway, this is a 45 dominant in Washington... and this is one who considers himself "Gorean".. Now, we've seen some people who say they have adopted the ideals put forth in those books but don't follow them.. This cat takes things a little beyond that.. Wait.. here's the profile..
"IN THE BEGINNING....
I first found the books of Gor around the age of 9-10, but even younger than that my childhood games revolved around Dominance and submission, with the added spice of a little bondage thrown in. It was then that I first began considering myself to be "Of GOR", and at least with my closer acquaintances, going by the name of Xxxxxx. (and No, this does not mean that I believe myself to be On GOR, that would require far more imagination than I possess)"
Right, he realistically says that he does not believe himself ON Gor, cause he like doesn't have that much imagination. Yeah, okay.... 9 or 10 huh?
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"WHO AM I....
I am the Assassin, the Healer, the Warrior, the Poet, the humble Peasant, the gallant Knight.... I am all of these things and so much more, no label can ever describe who I am, for I am not the man I was yesterday, nor am I yet the man I will be tomorrow. I am ever changing with each new experience in my life."
Now hold on! He simply does not have that sort of imagination!! What the fuck is this shit?
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"GOREAN CASTE SYSTEM....
There is a multitude of Castes upon "Gor", some are glamorous, others not so much, although each is necessary to the survival and health of each City. Much like the jobs people work at here, some are covered in glory, others in garbage, each is necessary.
I identify best with the Caste of Assassin, for there are those in the world who richly deserve NOT to be in it. And it is the Assassin who is best trained to quietly target the guilty and eliminate the one without bringing harm to the innocent many."
So, he's an assassin is he? Does this mean he's a covert operative of the CIA or something like that, or just some geek who imagines himself some sort of noble assassin? I mean really, what vocation here in the real world is comparable to that of the assassin on Gor?
Would you like to know what makes an assassin effective? Other than being able to kill someone, it's that NO ONE KNOWS HE'S A FUCKING ASSASSIN!!! Errrr at least until it's too late to do anything about it. Those folks keep what they do secret.
As a point of interest, if you want some books about assassins you gotta read the Destroyer series about the continuing advertures of Remo Williams and his teacher/father Chiun and the glorious House of Sinanju.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"MY HOME STONE....
When I was around 13yo, I searched along the river near where I lived, it was there I found an oval stone. It was smooth, flat, and gray in color. I picked it up and took it home, and over the next few days, I etched into the stone the Mark of the Dagger. When I was finished I swore an oath....
Where so ever I shall reside, there I shall place this simple stone. That land, the buildings upon it, and those people who reside beside me shall be under my protection, and will be defended up to and including the use of lethal force.
An image of my Home Stone may be seen in my gallery, normally it rests in the bust of a Bald Eagle."
Yeah, his profile shows pictures of this. Now, I don't want to be the one say it.. but errrrr.. 13 years old? Dude, you found a fucking rock you thought was cool and went all mideval about it.
"And whosoever shall be found without the soul for getting down.. Must stand beside the hounds of hell... and rot... inside a corpse's shell."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"MY FAVORITE QUOTE....
If today I must die, let it be for a worthy cause, and may I be remembered as a man of Honor.
FAVORITE QUOTE FROM THE BOOKS....
"One of the pleasant things about owning a slave," I said, "is the opportunity to converse with her, listen to her, to hear her express herself, her feelings and ideas. One can learn much from a slave. Many slaves, like yourself, are highly intelligent. They can express themselves articulately, clearly, trenchantly and lyrically. It is a great pleasure to talk with them."
~Beasts of Gor - page 203~"
And here we have the seemingly required quote from one of those Gor books...
Here's my favorite quote..
"Can you imagine Armstrong being the first man on the sun? "One small step for man.. One.. OW! Shit!... OOOWWWW!!!'"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"DISCLAIMER….
Do not confuse the Gorean Philosophy with the "online gorean roleplay" which is so popular, there is a vast difference. Many people have never read the books of Gor, yet claim to dislike "Gorean Lifestyle" from seeing it role-played online. The "online gorean role-players" have no real accountability for their actions, so play it to the extreme like many RPG'rs did while playing Dungeons & Dragons in years past."
Now we're getting to the meat of this one.. This is familiar, the attempt to distance what they believe from the books, and the way this is practiced online... But then......
"Professor John Lange (aka Norman) wrote of a place of ideals, many of the details of Gor can be traced back to earth’s own distant past. But many have found a belief in the writings of "Gor" that resonates within their spirit. Is a belief in a fictional scenario that holds Honor, Integrity, and Strength in such high esteem such a bad thing to believe in? "Is the Bible written about factual events, or is it merely a great work of early Science Fiction, to give people something to believe in that is greater than themselves?" You must decide for yourself.""
And here we are... An actual comparison with those who have adopted the bible as their core beliefs.. This more than anything I could ever say illustrates quite clearly that no matter how you try to distance yourself from it, there is no escape from the fact you and others like you have decided to pattern your life after those books written by your Professor John Lange (aka Norman)... Your bible as it were.
I know, I know, to each their own... But come on now, it's always worth a few giggles to see someone actually try to rationalize it.
Here's some reallllll bad news for you Goreans.. What you do *IS* D/s.. and it *IS* BDSM... You might approach it from a different point of view, but while the names are changed the song remains the same. Have any of you ever wondered why BDSMers at a munch have a huge laugh whenever the subject of Gor comes up?
Seriously, we consider you Goreans that uncle who comes over for thanksgiving who always gets shit faced drunk and ends up vomiting on the pumpkin pie and passing out on the sofa. He's an embarassment, but he IS family..
Mmmkay then.. later my brothers and sisters.........
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